Why did Adam smile? Also. He looks just like me...wow.
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Why did Adam smile? Also. He looks just like me...wow.
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Big Viv will never write a character better than him. R.I.P. in peace Chud King...
>killing adam
wouldn't got be something miffed
>He looks just like me
Thanks for letting us know you're basic af
I don't get basic bs
Adam looks hot
Thanks for letting us know you are a handsome chad, anon.
This smile is so awkward. It's like an attempt to have your cake and eat it, this character was framed as an unapologetic unredeemable butthole for all of his screentime but in the last moment you decide to give him something vaguely sympathetic for whatever reason. That's not how you write sympathetic villains Vivzie
Lute is his party girl and the one that was with him always. Its clear that they were both buttholes that enjoyed each other's company, and its normal for him to smile at her if he sees her before he dies.
It's hard to take a reallistic approach when all of his characterization and scenes are just exagerated cartoony villain, every scene he was in they tried so hard to make him look bad, it was ridiculous
what if we just had entertaining media. what if we stopped pretending that everything has to have moral payoff and just fricking enjoyed ourselves. letting horrible characters have a brief moment of humanity before they die is fun as hell, end of story. it ain't real.
It's just very lazy writing that is hard to ignore.
oh yeah, no doubt the writing is lazy, i just think that was the one enjoyable part
>it’s lazy writing to show that Adam gives at least a modicum of a frick about his subordinate
I mean this is lazy because it comes out of nowhere at the very last minute. The same shit that has been done with Fizz in HB where each episode with him has another trait to him introduced only for it to be resolved in the same episode. It's lazy writing.
>I mean this is lazy because it comes out of nowhere at the very last minute.
You mean asides from the fact that they are pretty much always together and seem chill around each other?
Adam is a walking plot twist “I love my kids” character. Who is the opposite of Lucifer, super hyped up guy that is supposedly confident and likable, who ends up showing off why he belongs in Hell.
Why do you keep talking about this
Let me explain to you the consequences of a messiah character. By nature, literally everything revolves around him or points to him. And it doesn’t ever end.
So Fatboi Adam is literally the center of this story and its redemption themes. And taking him out destroys the entire show.
Adam is not a messiah character and there's no messiah character in HH
Adam was a just a plain antagonist for S1, and despite impressive, at the end of the day he was just a regular winner in essence and not really special or important in the great scheme of thing in the HH universe
Oh shut up, you're like the "N is evil" anon in the MD threads but at least he didn't spam his headcanons/theory everywhere
Anon probably has the same curse that many of us in this place have, we see an story and see how it could be much more interesting than it actually is.
Yes, Adam turning out to have done this so his children could get redeemed would be far more interesting. Yes, the so called cool misunderstood lucifer showing how much of a pathetic sniveling prideful coward he is would be a much more interesting twist than "heaven bad, hell good"
But it won't happen, because the writer is an incompetent idiot who is still made her mom made her go to church during Sunday instead of letting her write Invader Zim smut all morning.
>Yes, Adam turning out to have done this so his children could get redeemed would be far more interesting. Yes, the so called cool misunderstood lucifer showing how much of a pathetic sniveling prideful coward he is would be a much more interesting twist than "heaven bad, hell good"
Honestly. It really does feel that way since Alastor is the product of Lilith and he’s a super messed up human being. Likewise, the Vees are the product of Lucifer since they oddly embody all of Lucifer’s pride and foolishness of “improvement”. Charlie is simply distanced from Lucy’s “do what you want” stupid anarchy and Lilith’s controlled deprivity. Which does tell me that even if they were good parents to Charlie, they are not good people like Adam and Lute. Or else, they wouldn’t have Vees, Cannibal districts, and Alastor.
So even if they help Adam and Lute get their kids, purposely, I don’t think Vivziepop wants us to say “wow, Lilith and Lucifer are good people” because how they act and affect the world is purposely worse than the other princes of Hell. They will probably be forced to live with eve in hell or something.
If Adam becomes stronger than Lucifer in his eventual return, we know that Lucifer will be a massive cynical b***h baby who loses the one thing that made him better than Adam, who now has to fear the man he fricked over in the beginning of time or face death. A complete contrast to S1 E8, to make you realize “Lucifer is a loser”.
I really wish this was true.
But doubt it will ever be.
that the most moronic head cannon yet
He smiles as his best bud's the last thing he sees before he dies, how is that out of character?
He knew he finally found a loyal one
And then it turned out she was a two-timing c**t like every other woman, she just was smarter about it.
No? The frick are you talking about? Adam made a deal with Lilith, his death ends the deal.
Viv please no woman can be loyal and good people.
I think she was potentially duplicitous, and probably did manipulate him, but probably not out of a sense of revenge or not loving him like Lilith or Eve. He was made general of Hell’s army for thousands of years, he wanted to chill and relax and enjoy his paradise and I bet he b***hed to Lute about it a lot, but the only way she could get him ‘fired’ or get him out of it was showing his incompetence or Lilith convinced her of this. She cared deeply for him.
>Your deal is done
>Im in charge now
>Your brat is threatening the very foundation of heaven
>If you want to stay here you're going down there and stopping that b***h
Are you people moronic? I Will not suffer this Lute SLANDER. Lilith made a deal with Adam not Lute. Now that Lute is in charge she's going to extract new concessions from Lilith if she wants her part of the deal to remain in place. Maybe those highschool English classes were more important than I realized if this is the level of literary analysis people are capable of now.
They fricked
He was happy to be written off this shit show.
Adam wore a mask because he was ashamed of his appearance
tbh this makes his douchy attitude look even more like overcompensation. Lute sure saw through it all but didn't care. Always loyal to him till the end and after that.
>shave
>comb hair maybe put on some gel
It’s that easy for anyone let alone the first man, almost like the writing is shit or something.
Got to see a beautiful woman grieving for him and was reassured that out of all the c**t women in his life, at least one was truly ride or die with him.
Adam will be back in S2 as Lute's schizophrenic hallucination
>Hey Danger breasts! Need a hand!? LMAO
>Frick you sir....I miss you.
>...I miss you too.
It's like what venture bros did but evil.
Well, more evil.
He died knowing both in his life and his afterlife he fought the good and righteous fight against nepobaby demon scum.
s2 lute is covertly slaughtering sinners but gets overwhelmed when they fight back, losing her sword.
right as one's about to land a killing blow, a huge goat-horned demon rips the crowd apart.
it hands her back her sword, the sharpened point pressed against its heart.
'do it, b***h.'
does she do it, anons?
He all father
He are history
>Lute is blushing when she's with Adam
>"Joke's on you buttholes... I'm going to Super Heaven!"
I know this is a long shot but am I the only one who got Down Syndrome vibes from Lute? Was she supposed to be a downie or am I just reading into it too much?
Yeah you're the only one
She's an exemplary product of military training and propaganda, I somehow doubt you know anything about downies if that's how you read her.
Everybody knows downies don't go to heaven and they certainly can't be angels/exorcists
>RIP VAGGIE'S c**t MOUTH OUT HER ASS
She just gets excited when it comes to purging demonic scum. That's all.
I think she got dumber with each episode
Its just the battle frenzy
Lute or Charlie?
She's an angelic turboautist
She doesn't look like the show's angels
I genuinely don't know where you got that from.
You know I can tell they shipped the two, but they did not spend enough time showing their affection for it to be truly satisfying. I like the show but I shouldn't rely on fanart to see what the show's missing.
Why does he wear the mask all the time? Is be embarrassed of his looks?
Probably because peasants cant see the face of God. Adam is shaped after God's own image.
So if Pentious got into Heaven via self-sacrifice what are the odds Adam respawns in Hell for double-dying while being a douche?
Hated that it was a mask. Really hated that twist. Wanted it to be a corrupt transformation. And him dying because of Nifty was shit. Then again Viv is shit. She made Adam based on an ex and you know women, they love shitting on their exes to an unprofessional extreme it shows in their work. So sadly Adam was killed off by a shit character.
Anyway Charlie is still a shitty wrong dyke about the situation. Sinners don't belong in Heaven especially Lilith the deadbeat pile of shit who abandoned her husband and daughter many years ago. Only Pentious proved worthy of a chance to enter Heaven since his sins probably were never that hideous in the first place. But characters like Angel Dust who has killed lots of people since it's implied he used to be a mafioso? He should stay in hell. The series is still trash. And no way it lasts as long as say Bojack Horseman even.
So Lucy could have done this at literally any point and just... didn't?
Am I understanding that right?
I mean once he stopped fricking around with his shape changing and started fighting serious Adam went down in literal seconds.
Does Lucifer really not give any shits at all about the average sinner?
No. Also it’d still be him vs all of heaven and he didn’t know how his army could kill angels
>Does Lucifer really not give any shits at all about the average sinner?
"I'm the only one that matters."
It's kinda implied Lucifer actively hates his own people but I may be reading it incorrectly. Maybe thats why he's a recluse?
Apparently he had the same dreams as Charlie but he talks down sinners in the same breath
he already tried to make everything better, make hell a better place but despite being king of hell, he does not like to boss around and always wanted people to act freely. He's a broken man with broken dreams and only cares about his family at this point. Charlie not only helps sinners with her actions and attitude, but Lucifer as well. He began believing in her dream which is so similar to his own, so maybe he will start believing in sinners again too as story progresses
He's disillusioned. At one point he had high hopes for humanity, but in hell he basically exclusively sees humanity's worst. Murderers, rapists, all sorts of horrible monsters. He doesn't give a shit about sinners because he gave them the gift of free will and they used it for evil instead of good.
There was probably a span of time early on where he legitimately tried to be a good leader of hell and cared for his people, but nearly everyone that showed up in his kingdom was an evil backstabbing homosexual only out for themselves so he stopped bothering and just let them stew in anarchy. The vast majority of people in hell in this setting aren't like Charlie, Angel Dust, and Pentious. They're like Vox, Valentino, and others. Even Rosie, who is a nice enough person to Alastor and Charlie, is still an evil murderous unapologetic cannibal.
Lucifer's real punishment isn't being exiled from Heaven, it's only ever getting to see the worst of humanity.
>At one point he had high hopes for humanity
What?
>give humanity free will
>only see humans that do the scummiest shit
No wonder he got blackpilled
Lucifer doesn't care at all. The purges started because he allowed it - just said "whatever, go do it". He actively hates sinners and seeing them purged was probably satisfying to him. And the exorcists respect his pardon from the blade. That's also his sin here, the pride, he doesn't look at souls as having any value at all. He only cares about Charlie who was probably about to die and that's why he stepped in
>they see your benis
And do what? Wait for the other Seraphims to show up and kick his ass like the last time?
Seraphims walk over any other character in the show quite handily, and Lucifer is just one and presumably weaker than the 'elders', since he isn't counted among them.
Lucifer is trapped in hell and his subjects are all dickheads that he despises. He only cares for his daughter, he made it clear in that song.
If Lucifer made this a regular thing he'd get sent Michael on his ass, and that would be the end of it. There's a reason Lucifer had to make a deal in the first place to have the extermination be a thing.
Can we just accept Michael isn't gonna be a thing in any meaningful capacity? Vivzie isn't gonna give Lucifer a brother who is literally just the better version of him and kicks his ass with ease, it's too based
Hot
the idea that adam has blonde hair and dyes it brown because he's tired of his relatives is hilarious. Also make sense, since in most biblical canons adam is siblings with the main angels also sometimes he's micheal/is becomes a seraphilm/arch angel
She’s the only woman who stayed with him to the bitter end.
>Next season has a scene of Lute in her quarters gearing up or plotting something
>She is about to leave when she passes a photo of her and Adam (Adam being vulgar in some manner beside her while she stands at attention)
>Puts a hand on the picture frame and tilts it as if she is about to put it face down.
>Instead puts it back in place and walks out
That's too much good character and visual storytelling. She'll say this happens in a podcast or draw it in a character art sketch page.
No, please don't make me feel, anon! Also Adam really is literally me
What would sex with Adam be like?
>Chadam ruins you while being misogynistic and or super aggressive and dominant.
>He's probably perfect in everyway the original guy in gods image
>he truly is the dickmaster you think.
My god I NEED him
>Lute watches the entire time, patiently waiting for her turn
Lute? More like Cute
A CUTE! A CUTE!!!!
ok this is so cute girls in big T's and either no shorts or booty shorts is peak design.
If Adam dies what then? Does he come back as a sinner because of what a piece of shit he was?
That's Lyle from Newgrounds
he died doing what he loved - being awesome
Is Alastor the Potential Man of the Hazbin/Helluva universe?
Hopefully. We lost Adam, but he made Alastor genuflect, so his spirit lives on in making the strawberry pimp man up.
I refuse to believe the original dick can be killed that easily
Why did she make him look like Zach Hadel?
Karl, along with Rick and Stephen, go to Viv hell.
What would they talk about down there?
Angels, DO WE NEED EM? Give them another 3% and make them water.
I hope he revives as a demon
Agreed, he was too cool to be ignored.
>Has to swallow his pride and go to the hotel to redeem himself
>Charlie has to find it within herself to forgive him and give him a chance
Would be kino
Charlie will just kick him out for being a problematic chud, and everyone will cheer.
>Why did Adam smile?
he was around since the start of man, he's probably just happy that it's finally over
this
Remember that this show is written by a fat spinster. Consistency is rare even in the best of women, hypocrisy is the default in every other case.
Then why portray Adam and Lute as sympathetic?
Female sadism
She literally took some of the worst in hell.
But they’re not misogynistic, so they’re redeemable.
Also not racist, that's also why they are allowed in hell to be tortured rather then people like Hitler who are painlessly zapped out of existence. Everyone knows racists are worse than murderers and rapists!
I hate Viv and her safe edgy shit. Inspired by South Park my ass.
She literally stopped Lucifer from finishing him off. She wants to help him too.
Charlie stopped Lucifer from killing him, it'd be out of character for her to not give him a shot
But what if he ends up liking hell more then heaven?
Founds his own frat house and becomes an overlord. Assuming he gets to keep a fraction of his power he seems like the kind of guy that would thrive in hell.
Hes already dead so he doesnt exist anymore hes gone hes nothingness
That's a funny way of saying he went to Super-Heaven
So was sir pentious. Becoming double dead is apparently a thing.
Did luci have sex with eve too?
Holy shit imagine
She took a bite of his apple
Adam the first cuck
Adam fricked up by inventing monogamy anyway.
Poor guy, he looks fricking cool. Also he's literally me appearance wise
>he looks fricking cool.
Bruh he looks like fricking Dream lmao
Honestly, Adam makes me think of cartoon Scott Pilgrim
To me he reminds me of the guy from Dragon Prince
I'm so jealous. Emily is fricking amazing and she is totally worth every pain. Angel feet and pussy are heavenly!
And then lucifer cucked lilith too.
Manlet chad thunderwiener.
That was implied, yes.
technically eve and Lilith are the same person so yeah
>when angels get killed they die forever
>when sinners get killed they get to go to heaven if they just spend a few months trying to learn basic morals
Honestly Hazbin Hotel gotta be one of the most awful places to be alive at. Evil is encouraged and rewarded on earth since the after live has no punishment ready for your kind. Victims will never know peace from their tormentors since they will just join them in heaven anyway. If God exists in Hazbin Hotel he gotta be the most hateful one any culture has ever convieved.
More Crew art
sexooooo
So he is a fatty and not wearing a puffy coat?
It would make sense. He's let himself go
Past his prime
Washed up
A hazbin if you will
There’s not much to do in the Garden of Eden besides eat.
yup
Damn
Damn, I want that first man booty
Anyone calculated his height based on how he compared to 6 feet tall Charlie?
Based on a few shots, He's 9 feet tall, minimum.
>tfw no tall chubby angel bf
It’s over
>bags under eyes
I was always hoping that would be a design element of his real face and I was not disappointed. Adam just seems like a guy who would be tired underneath his energetic outward appearance.
Okay, I'm interested again.
Where is this from
https://twitter.com/D4gm4rs/status/1753545428329431308
Thanks
>with a body that simply RADIATES sexual charisma
I don't think it'd be interesting for him to come back as a recurring character but if he got one reappearance where he's in Hell having the time of his life like the crass dudebro he is, it would be a funny closure.
What if (You) were Adam's only guy friend?
Adam looks like Lyle McDouchebag
>yfw Pentious will have sex with EVERYONE IN IN HEAVEN
To the anon who posted this in aco's Hazbin thread, thank you I really appreciate it! I want to worship Emily's cute footsies! Also I want her to become a fallen angel
But anon! That means she'd be willing to give you lots of messy footjobs! Do you really want this poor angel to end like this?? Isn't just kissing her soft soles better and more wholesome?
I want to hold her feet! Also messy footjobs from soft, sweaty angel soles would feel like heaven. I wonder what her feeet smell like
>spoiler
Oh gosh! But you're not even married! You can't be an angel yourself if you're willing to do those things before asking her to become your wife! Maybe you could get her a toering if you adore her feet so much... I bet they're really soft and she takes a very good care of them.. maybe she uses some coconut scented cream to make sure they stay soft?
>Maybe you could get her a toering if you adore her feet so much...
That's such a good idea and would make her look even more cute!
>I bet they're really soft and she takes a very good care of them.. maybe she uses some coconut scented cream to make sure they stay soft?
I'd love to give them a thorough licking. I'm sure angels are particularly soft and I want to lather Emily's toes with my "cream".
>That's such a good idea and would make her look even more cute
Imagine gently grabbing her foot and slowly putting a very special silver toe ring on one of her cute toes, she'd be all red on her face!
>I'm sure angels are particularly soft
Of courae they are silly! They have wings! She probably barely touches the ground at all! Licking her soles would probably be too much for this poor little angel the first time you do it, imagine her begging you to stop because it feels "too pleasant"
Gosh, I want to see how you'd tell her you want to share some of your special cream with her toes~ Come on anon, I want to hear it
>Imagine gently grabbing her foot and slowly putting a very special silver toe ring on one of her cute toes, she'd be all red on her face!
That'd be the cutest thing!
>Licking her soles would probably be too much for this poor little angel the first time you do it, imagine her begging you to stop because it feels "too pleasant"
Also giving her a foot massage right after! Imagine how she'd squirm and get wet due to how sensitive her feet are and asking you to be gentle!
>Gosh, I want to see how you'd tell her you want to share some of your special cream with her toes~ Come on anon, I want to hear it
Of course it'd be during her foot massage, as I tell her that I can use some special cream to make her more comfortable and help her relax. She'd agree and I'd tell her that I need her to help me get the cream because it comes from a really "special place". Imagine how curious she'd get and how willing she'd be to help
I need to go but I hope to talk about her cute feet and the things you'd do with them the next time anon, I'm sure she'd be more than happy to help you get out that special cream so you can cover her soles with it
It was nice talking to another patrician who appreciates the beauty of soft sweaty angel feet. Wish you the best, anon!
You're welcome and you too. I hope we get some new pics of her soft divine soles to cheer and feel good to. I'm pretty sure we'll chat more than once about the soles of this cute angel
I can only hope, more Emily feet art would be so amazing!
Sera grooming emily is now one of my favorite crackpot fan theories.
I want to groom Emily, she's just amazing and I want her to be a cute trad wife.
You disgust me Sera
Loona sucks, Lute is already far better
Indeed she was until she took off the fricking mask
You masklovers are as fake as the masks you love so much.
>implying
Maskchads WARPED you
You can flip that one upside down.
Loona is the crude fingerpainting you make in kindergarten. Lute is the masterpiece you create decades later when you've perfected your craft.
Replace Adam with Eve.
What would change?
Eve would blame everyone but herself for all her mistakes. Adam was a patriarch, no me being an idiot; God is unfair despite me being free to do as I please. I have no agency, even if it was my agency what started this whole deal.
Like a tiktok narcisistoc prostitute that can't fathom why her children hate her. Yet a part of her want nothing but to save her kids (like Adam himself).
He smiles because he knows he joins the crew of "people who did nothing wrong" alongside Grifith from berserk, Peter Griffin, and Joseph Stalin
Also, can we agree the only reason he lost was because he led a army of women and women suck?
>Charlie would redeem Valentino before Adam.
Well, now that that's done and over with for the next 18 - 24 months, who's ready for more of the Crying Owl Show?
No no no no no PLEASE NO! Viv just focus on HH now! you no longer have to give us owl fujo drama to settle with now!
Better dialogue because of Brandon Roger. Better pacing because it isn't trying to do 30 things at once.
Charlie is going to leave Blitzo without costumers now
Helluva Boss continuous cringe will only make me appreciate Hazbin more
Adambros...
Kill demons. Behead demons. Roundhouse kick a demon into the concrete. Slam dunk a hellborn baby into a trash can. Crucify filthy sinners. Defecate in a demon's food. Launch demons into the sun. Stir fry demons in a wok. Toss demons into an active volcano. Urinate in a demon's gas tank. Judo throw demons into a wood chipper. Twist demons heads off. Report demons to the IRS. Karate chop demons in half. Curb stomp pregnant hellborn sinners. Trap demons in quicksand. Crush demons in the trash compactor. Liquefy demons in a vat of acid. Eat demons. Dissect demons. Exterminate demons in the gas chambers. Stomp demon skulls with angelic boots. Cremate demons in the oven. Lobotomize demons. Mandatory abortions for hellborn. Grind hellborn fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown demons in fried chicken grease. Vaporize demons with a ray gun. Kick elderly hellborn down the stairs. Feed demons to alligators. Slice demons with katanas.
>Slam dunk a hellborn baby into a trash can.
Loona can do that for you.
The good(real) ending to hazbin hotel. Adam was perfect in every way.
To the anon who claimed that nifty was going to stab adam out of nowhere several episode discussions ago, i remember you.
What part of the country are guys like this just walking around in abundant averageness?
Do you guys think that Sera ever...
I mean, in her position, I would.
Sera that filthy groomer! she truly doesn't deserve to be in Heaven!
>she truly doesn't deserve to be in Heaven!
But that's where all the most groomable people are.
>Sera's face after her mind corrupted by the thought of getting snake double dick
The East did Adam better.
Cinemaphile is around the corner
Cinemaphile is dogshit
That you Lily Orchard?
I find it hilarious that so many of these tv series&cartoons&etc... have some racist white male as the bad guy, and these leftists set out to make a by their point of view really hateable character but end up creating very loaveable characters.
Because leftists can't into humor, they are just not funny and rightwing characters are confident and cool.
Adam in HH is literally not racist and he loves all of his children enough to die for all of them.
Although Lucifer seems to be a walking hypocrite liberal manlet joke.
I just keep thinking up things they could do with Adam if he comes back as a demon. Just showing him be a newbie for a week in hell and getting used to how it works, while simultaneously showing the audience how it all works.
Adam going to hell as a sinner and becoming a demonlord in days because he is so good at being a demon would be funny.
I'm sorry but to me it looks like piss is coming out of his nostrils
Because he's just Ken
So have we at any point talked about how bad actual humans look in Vivzie's style?
This is the face of a man who realized that this is not going like how he thought it would
To be fair, that was the first time since he died on Earth that he seems to have ever come close to dying again. He'd gotten so used to being practically invincible.
I am incredibly interested to see where Alastor's story is going from here.
It's really funny to see how much cope there is about Adam being anything other than a mockup of Vivzie's ex to shit on by the show.
Adam is an idolization of the BF, not a mockery. He’s literally the only non-sinner parent that isn’t a failure or has massive relationship failures.
He does everything right with his GF with hopes of an enduring return.
That's a piece of information I'm not privy to, and don't care enough to verify. I just like Adam. Simple as.
No that's fine, it's just the people coping and seething about how his death was totally all according to keikaku or that he was meant to be anything other than a haha funny dudebro throwaway villain
Anon, what else could redeem sinners when the wages of sin is death?
Where to find Lute GF IRL? Is it even possible?
I need this but with Emily. Where can I find an Emily irl?
Emily is literally pigeon-toed.
Nooo, y-you are lying! F-filthy liar!
RED
SCALY
FEETS
Nooooooo! I'm gonna kill myself if that ends up being true!
Only if you let me lick them!
>Nooooooo! I'm gonna kill myself if that ends up being true!
Just think of the grip those puppies would have. Just think about it.
this b***h just walks around in her bloody clothes all day
her ass must STANK
Honestly it probably smells like strawberries and love because she's an angel.
What does Emily's body smell like? What about her butthole?
Wouldn't it be crazy if angels don't need to poop or piss because that's for dirty mortals and sinners, so when Emily becomes a fallen angel she'll probably cry when she realises she's become a lewd and disgusting creature that has an butthole h-haha wouldn't that just be crazy
kek I'd love to see that. Bet the first time she would scream in the bathroom and say "WHAT IS THAT SMELL!"
Stop talking about doing lewd things to my feet you sinners.
I've seen their kind, believe it's better to get used to them and act like you love it until they get bored so make sure to tell them you wish they could rub your soles every time you aee them
Trust me, it'w gonna make them get bores sooner
Emily I've never talked about your feet please rapture me to heaven so I can be with sir pentious please please pleasssse
I love you
>+/- Seven years ago, Lilith and Alastor vanished for no apparent reason and at different dates. Alastor in this case has to do with the owner of his soul. Much earlier than that, Eve took charlie from Lucifer (unlikely she was Lilith)
>Before or after the disappearance of Lilith, Adam struck a deal with her that involves allowing her to live in heaven, it also includes leaving charlie, Lucifer, and all hellborn in peace. All in exchange for something unknown. Only lute is known to be aware of the deal
>Some undefined moment later, sera is persuaded to allow the creation of the exorcists and the yearly extermination in prol of keeping heaven safe against an unlikely "rebellion" (it wasn't her idea, but from someone else, likely from Adam)
>Months later, the exterminations are happening (it couldn't be happening for thousands of years, the numbers and estimates given aren't enough to support more than a decade of purges, or else vaggie would have killed millions, not thousands). Charlie starts planning a way to save her people
>Six months ago: Alastor appears out of nowhere and becomes the Manager of the hotel. Carmella kills an exorcist.
>1 month ago: Charles scores an audience with heaven's council and indirectly reveals his insecurity about his legitimacy to be in heaven. His piece of paper with supposed requirements to get into heaven has his tears, which Emily probably noticed. It is revealed that the angels have no idea how their own realm really works. Adam accidentally revealed the extermination to the whole council
>Current date: Adam and a whole lot of exorcists die in battle and the extermination is cancelled. Everything happens publicly. Sir pentious is ascended after his sacrifice against adam. Lute becomes the current exorcist leader and threatens Lilith with expulsion from heaven unless she deals with Charlie and her "threat" against heaven's stability
That's all that I could understand from the show. Which got me thinking: why would the sinners even seek the hotel if the only reason for them to seek redemption is now gone, probably for good?what are chances of hell seeking revenge?
What is it that made Lilith let everything behind to live in heaven and made the whole deal be on Adam's life?why would him agree on anything?
Lilith just walked in on you with this thread on your monitor. What do you do, anon?
m-mommy?
Hopefully, anything except explain.
Ask her to leave.
Ask her what deal she had with Adam? Ask her about Alastor and probably if she can get other into heaven too.
Tell me about Adam. Why does he wear the mask?
Sorry but I want Emily!
But I want to lick her soft feet clean off sweat!
Not as cute as Emily
her sweat probably tastes like liquid sugar.
also sir what the frick
TOTAL HELLHOUND DEATH
Alastor gays are really starting to look mentally ill
If wanting to feel his teeth tear into the flesh of my chest, if wanting to tremble as the sound of his static-coated whispers caress my ears, if wanting to suddenly be thrust into his body by a shadow limb I didn't notice creeping behind me, if wanting to spend my last moments alive holding his antlers, feeling his staff inside me and his claws carving out chunks of my flesh, if wanting to feel his fingers gag me after he licks them clean of my freshly spilled blood is mentally ill, then I don't want to be sane.
I mean, uh... I will NOT fap to Alastor! I will NOT let the furries win... ALASTOR IS ARO/ACE. ALASTOR IS ARO/ACE.
Remember that there is always Deerlastor if you want to go full furry
I don't think giving cat ears (or Dear ears) to a human is really a furry.
yeah thats kind of a fact see
and im giving you a (you) then im reminding you adam bodied his ass and he ran like a pussy
he will be ok anon he will get better
I'd actually buy an Adam plushie.
Me too, once I get that along with a few others like a Gabriel Ultrakill plush I'll have a plush crusader army hellbent on purging heretics (demon plushies) and heathens (fumos)
>adam bodied his ass and he ran like a pussy
Thanks for the reminder. That will help me not lose myself in erotic fantasies about him. Unless I start thinking about tending to his wounds... "accidentally" brushing my hand against his wiener when I change the bandaging on a wound on his thigh...
Oops, aro/ace, aro/ace, don't let the furries win, yadda yadda. I'm going to be right back, don't let Emily watch me through the magic heaven spy thing for the next 15 minutes
I want to BREED with Pregastor.
>her sweat probably tastes like liquid sugar.
I can see it, probably her pussy tastes like cotton candy like pic related. I wonder what her butthole smells like though...
>cotton candy
Beelzebub pog
thanks for the art
Tell her she didn't deserve Adam and I could've made him the happiest man alive. Then, I would tell her to keep her daughter in line.
Hey Lilith: c**t.
CUTE!
Adam died knowing that he was loved & that he was a badass.
>Adam died knowing that he was loved & that he was a badass.
It was a nice way to die if we're being honest. He's so lucky
He’s coming back in that body.
If Adam got cucked twice by Lucifer would that mean Adam's kids aren't his?
Every winner and redeemed sinner in Heaven belongs to Adam (man) and Lute (angel).
Every sinner in hell belongs to Eve (woman), Lilith (woman), and Lucifer (angel).
Also, frick Lucifer. He’s ironically even more pathetic and evil than other depictions that make him super villainously evil. written by writers who had personal experiences with him and hated every second of his pathetic existence.
It’s oddly perfect.
I think I just figured out Lute's arc and it sucks. It's gonna be revealed that smile Adam gave was over the fact, not that they loved each other, but that she was still subservient or whatever, the last woman to be so for him.
Her arc is gonna be learning how she didn't owe him such subservience and doesn't owe him anything because he died and how he was just using her like he did Eve and Lilith or something . Yadda yadda yadda
No. If they did that, it would go against Adam’s canonical character in S1.
Oh yeah? To prove this, I wanna point to one of his last lines to her. He calls her a crazy b***h while she's technically trying to do what she thinks he wants her to do.
This was the hint. They're gonna have flashbacks that reveal that this was a common occurrence between them. Think about it, anon. Isn't this exactly the kind of hacky thing you expect?
Or Eve/Roo tries to use these moments/memories to make Lute doubt Adam, since the common theme in Adam’s wives is the temptations they’ve gotten to become fallen. Since Lilith caused Eve to fall, Eve now wants to tempt Lute to fall.
Adam canonically never fallen in this lore and he is expected to return for her and the redeemed sinners. Lute is left to the task of staying loyal to Adam when she is separated from him and at her weakest.
That's just how he talks in general, he's like a 14 year old. Just because they call each other moron or b***h doesn't mean they're not friends.
You gays are forgetting the sort of people and the place this show was made
>Episode 6, when we first see Adam and Lute, we get a moment in which Adam seems to disregard Lute's opinion until Sera steps in.
To be fair, he did everything she told him to, and she's already used to his irrelevant nagging to the point of not showing a single reaction
>I dunno man they look pretty in sync to me
It will be played as her aggressively trying to copy him
Doesn’t work with the story model. Adam is the Jesus, Lute is the apostle, Eve is the Satan.
For a time she will be on her own and doubt, trying to progress Adam’s mission (his kids), until Adam comes to her. And Eve is there, watching them, seething.
Maybe Eve (as Lilith) tries to convince Lute to follow an independence from Adam and push her own agenda, but Lute fends off the temptations and the doubts.
Don't you DARE to try to ruin these two relationship!
I'm not ruining shit, anon, I'm prepping you for when it's ruined
Going even further. Episode 6, when we first see Adam and Lute, we get a moment in which Adam seems to disregard Lute's opinion until Sera steps in.
Face it guys, this is what happens. It's gonna be revealed that Adam was a toxic influence on Lute and she's gonna have her big arc about being a strong independent woman.
Think it through, anon, would they let Adam have any level of complexity or softer side to his character that wasn't just a joke?
Shut up! these two love each other!
Honestly, anon? If we got demon Adam, it could be a fun arc if his redemption involved learning to listen to people around him and value them, then he ends up managing to get Lute to not attack by listening to her feelings for a change. We're still at the point where, with what I've listed, he would just have been a shitty "my way or the high way" communicator rather than an active abuser or manipulator, but we know they aren't gonna do that
This and PentiousxCherri with Pentious being an angel now would be hilarious
In all fairness, I feel like Viv could pull it off. HuskerDust was probably the first time she ever made me give a shit about a relationship because she finally managed to have a couple that argues and banters while still feeling supportive. Pentious and Cherry showed she can also do an awkward couple where one finally pulls through and impresses the other.
I feel like she could make something like this work if she just lets the characters act natural instead of dropping everything to show how supportive and loving they are
It's just bantz
HH establishes that Adam is the sinless messiah of the Viv’s Heaven and Hell and his losses of wives were incredibly devastating and destructive for his own well being and for mankind as a whole.
What Lute is in is the same separation period as Lilith and Eve, where she is to be tested to stay loyal to Adam or listen to the temptations and disobey his commands, which will put mankind at risk. But if she stays on Adam’s commands, Adam will come for her and accept her as his wife, with the wounds from season 1 still remaining on…
Lute’s arc in season 2 is… Why is everything about them so good????????
>Adam was a toxic influence on Lute
I dunno man they look pretty in sync to me
Their unmasked versions are so ugly and don't fit their characters at all man
Viv you fricking prostitute, i want the REAL Adam and Lute back!
>Verbalase 50K Heaven remake ft. Lute and Adam
Complete with naked fatboy jiggle during running scenes. The chained to the bed scene is Lute putting exterminator clothes on and dressing Adam up in his robes and Garb before seducing him into starting the exterminations. Heart scenes of demons dying flow into his eggplant emoji. Picture it, anons.
Post the one where she salutes before exiting the frame just as he is about to pull the guitar out
This one?
A better one
Thats the one, best frame
Glad to help 🙂
I thought it's interesting how they're most of the time in harmony, but every now and then one of them goes too far and gets corrected by the other. I mean, they don't have this common dynamic where one of them is consistently more bloodthirsty/meatheaded while the other one serves as the voice of reason. They keep swapping those roles and keeping each other in check.
There's that scene where Lute tells Adam to knock it off when he's about to go pick a fight with Charlie in plain sight of the public in Heaven. Looking at that scene alone, it kinda makes it look like she's the smart guy of this dynamic, and Adam would be a complete frick-up if she wasn't there to assist him. However, Lute herself gets a bit too eager to get revenge when they learn about the decapitated exorcist and later when everyone's getting ready to attack hotel. In those instances, Adam has to tell her to calm down. And they both cause trouble for Sera at the court hearing in tandem. Lute starts ranting about the crack-prostitute's unworthiness, triggering Adam to join her and bring up the exterminations. They have a little "aw crap" moment when they realize they've said too much, but then the moment is over and they both together display unashamed glee about the exterminations anyway.
For real they had the perfect dynamic for a duo like that. Both often in sync and generally on the same wavelength but still able to back each other up or hold each other back when necessary.
It shows how close to each other they were too.
Lute is shown to be even more aggro than Adam in several places. He even tells her to tone it down a bit during the prep speech before the extermination.
>Lute's one sided crush
ftfy
If Viv caves in to her spite and makes Adam the most evil character, it would be funny as hell
The cause of everyone's problems and inner turmoil is a dumbass jock, not some mastermind such as Roo or Alastor
Nah you're reaching, that deathved smile is a generic tender moment
According to your logic the V's hate each other but they made out in ep 8
I think the anon is getting on to something, but in the way that Lute’s love for Adam will be tested like Lilith’s and Eve’s love was when they separated from Adam. Especially since Eve is Adam’s greatest enemy now.and would likely do anything to make Lute reject him and put his redeeming sinners mission in vain
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The stupid hands ruin it. Her hair style was also better in the pilot.
>The stupid hands
she has big arms because she's a big arms dealer, but I agree, it looks bad
>she has big arms because she's a big arms dealer
>Not carlos image
ONE FRICKING JOB
Has someone that love big arm character, her problem, is that the shoulders are to small. The arms can work but only if there a better base. Also fighting more like a ballen e dancer just make the large arms weird if she uses her shoes
I want her and Zestial to hold hands.
So wait are there married?
Like have they had sex and Camille got kids in hell?
They give off a married vibe, but they aren't as far as we know. And no, it's just like how Angel's brother is also down there in hell (and possibly his dad). Just family members finding each other.
SEXOOOOOOO NOW
they are so cute
interests me as much as vaggie, in other words not at all
Would
I require porn of her now
She looks better with her hair down.
Out for Love was straight fire
I.M.P would kick his ass.
Drawfriends demonify adam for season two
Looks perfect :O
Looks really good. Great job! ^_^
10/10
>Lute must reconcile with her one true love becoming a demon and that he is actually a massive jerk.
Cute belly
Emily sex.
Emily is the sexiest angel ever! Imagine how good she'd be at it
whats the deal with niffty? cocaine?
I wanna do cocaine with Nifty. All my friends just rambled about their stupid problems until 8am when we used to do cocaine. Nifty would at least be fun. It would help her clean too
Adam sex
Needs more fics and porn
Sexo with Adam
it's so fricking terrible. made an angel oc just so I could imagine him fricking her
wow I’m not only one tbh
Anons... I'm sorry... you're both getting cucked by canon....
Frick the canon.
I can give Adam a better, happier ending
I respect it
my oc is getting drawn aswell but she wants to bang lute or rather get her brains rocked by lute. She an artists that makes expensive clothing made from demon bits brought back after the exterminations. Her only real defining features so far is her halo is dripping ink at all times and her outfit is made of purified demon skin and furs and her neckless has a captured overlords soul in it. That and like I said she wants lute to bang her brains out but is afraid to ask her out because of lutes somewhat homophobic views, Whats your oc like? Why would adam frick em?
Realistically speaking? i think he's happy about a girl for the first time being royal to him until death both eve and lilith fricked off with the devil but lute was always there for adam
Meet my wife
velvet is the internet/social media overlord. Do you think she shitposts on Cinemaphile?
No way. She is absolutely a Twitter/Instagram junkie.
someone OC up an imageboard demon. he can rival Velvette like alastor rivals Vox and he can rip off Alastors broadcasts by posting tripgayging when posting his overlord slaying
>Velvet is the adamschizo
Why would she gaf about Cinemaphile. She's a clout chaser. Besides everyone in hell social media probably say worse shit than Cinemaphileners.
>Besides everyone in hell social media probably say worse shit than Cinemaphileners.
The few times we saw it on screen, it was just normal social media shit. But I do like the idea that hell wikipedia is just encyclopedia dramatica
She's the admin, she owns hellCinemaphile
*superuser
666chan
>Velvette checks on 666chan
>it's literally all Australians
So that's what cherri bomb has been up to
is there a Cinemaphile overlord?
>is there a Cinemaphile overlord?
How powerful would it be and how would it compare to the Plebbit and Twatter overlord?
Yeah. Looks like a goth yotsuba. Wields a giant banhammer. What are her powers?
tbh that last scene with the Vs was such a fun scene and a highlight of the show
Seeing vox and val be these toxic, terrible people but also in love at the same time is a great dynamic.
reminds me of this clip from our boy paranoidDJ
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If Spindlehorse has some big balls they will show that those two are redeemable, which plays into the original theme of redemption possible for anyone.
Don't have an image but what if the chaos gods from 40k moved into hell?
Have there been any leaks for season 2? The ones for this season were dead on the money so I'm interested in seeing how shit Viv will be the second go around
If one anon was right then it might've started pre-production last november, so I assume it's a long way from being done and there isn't much to 'leak'
fair enough, it's amazing the only thing that has me interested in watching the show to see if leaks are correct. I couldn't care less about the actual show
Write the Helluva Boss crossover
Charlie sees Moxxie and Millie being adorable lovebirds and realize Vaggie sucks.
If it wasn't for legal bullshit, I could see a good crossover. Maybe Val hires IMP to get Angel Dust back or some shit.
Wait why can’t they crossover?
the Helluva Boss IP rights belong to a different studio or some shit
why would that matter? They all advertise each other and are made by the same person(s)
Sir pentious' death and then revival shows a really cool concept
That when anyone dies on earth they all go to hell no matter if you were good or bad in earth. Hell is a final test from God to see if you succumb to sin or ignore your sinful desires and act good in your second life until your death in hell and ascend to heaven. If you're not worthy enough and die in hell your soul is split and sent back to earth to another life or just respawns in hell.
This kind of concept shows that God is kind of an butthole, which would fit well in this show.
I think I'm putting to much thought into this gay and garbage show.
Niffty killed Adam because she has a crush on him and wants him to be stuck in hell with her so she can stan him for eternity.
>Adam hugs the Niffty
>Alastor gets jealous.
Sometimes I forget that the owls actually aren't the strongest things in hell
Get that disgusting gay owl away from her.
did you forget charlie is also a gay?
Oh, not that a piece of her being belongs to Alastor, that won't be the case for very long.
He can use his one favor with her. With their combined power to will an heir into being.
>vaggie
>Qt
>Caring
>Strong (mogs lute xD)
>Her gf owns hell
>Funny accent
Lute,Emily ARE trash
I want them ALL to fall in love!
Shut up Vivienne
No!
>Go back to the cuckshed Vaggie!
This. Emily is just too much of a woman for Vaggie. She needs to fall and become one of the main cast members, then take Vaggie's role as Charlie's gf.
CUTE IMAGE!!! who's the source?
If this series ever has Charlie and Vaggie break up for good it will instantly become a 10/10
Agreed, I wish Vaggie could betray Charlie and give some nice drama to make her interesting at least. But the series was far too rushed.
https://www.deviantart.com/bettyteahorse/art/Fallen-1015096956
Thanks <3
Funny how so many anons watching this show hate the relationship between charlie&vaggie.
Charlie has beter chemistry with so many other characters then vaggie.
>gets lucky with some rubble
>lute goes full metal and rips her arm off
>proceeds to choke vaggies with one arm
>gets saved by her fs plot armored dad
gaygie fans truly are coping
>What are you doing anon?
>Me writing fan fiction with you and Adam fricking 🙂
Charlie would NEVER
You sure?... i mean... she would do anything to save her people right?
>Telling on you to your mom.
I'm learning how to play Poison on guitar. It's pretty easy. Maybe I'll post tabs later
Commissioning art of Emily pinning Loona to the bed, scissoring, her pulling hard on Loona's leash and collar, and calling Loona a "Good Girl'.
Post it plz
ive got a com going of lute leg locking anons face into her pussy and laughing
>objective standard that someone has to rise to in order to feel "redeemed". Let's say that in order to be redeemed you needed to have two arms, it would be pretty fricked up if you accidentally had your arm chopped off out of your control
Isnt the whole point of being redeemed that there is an objective moral measure that you need to uphold in order to cleanse yourself of the sin that marked you to hell in the first place? We are talking about morality here so having one or two arms or whatever seems inconsequential to your moral mettle. What matters are deeds, and whether you did or didnt feed somebody to a chicken coup is a heavy indicator of one's moral standing. I understand that objective morality is not everybody's metaethical system of choice but it is inescapable in a setting with a Heaven and Hell. If redemption was whatever made you feel validated and everybody's standard where different then nobody would be in hell in the first place.
>I feel more free here than most other social media websites so why not be polite?
I guess I am too used to see this website beinga shitshow.
Continuing from the other thread.
So Lute’s character journey in S2 is accepting her role being the mom of sinners and trying to avoid the temptations on betraying Adam’s love and sacrifice, like Lilith and Eve did.
Adam needs to be bred ASAP
She's so cute with her little horns
Needs the Nifty treatment
i miss pilot charlie so much
It would be really funny if Adam comes back as a demon, and instead of running to the hotel and begging Charlie to redeem him (most likely option), he would actually get used to Hell and like it there from the lack of rules.
Stop it with your worthless subversions.
Lute's real arc for the second season is her coming in terms with her closeted bisexuality (Viv told me)
What do you think of this tumblr user's giant Adam analysis?
https://www.tumblr.com/severepink/741198639293136896/observing-adam
His biggest frick up is thinking that Adam ate the apple and knew Sin. When really, Adam knew he was the perfect lamb to pay up for the sins of sinners, because he didn’t ate the apple. But Sin came to the world because he refused to replace Eve with a pure and perfect woman…
It’s soo sad…
Its pretty good
I hope Viv saw that post
They are PERFECT for each other
Right? They had more chemistry in that short interaction than Charlie did with Vaggie in the entire season!
Fricking Sir Pentious had more chemistry than Vaggie with Charlie
>Charlie gets called into a meeting with heaven
>"oh frick frick frick they're probably suuuuper passed, aah frick"
>vaggie says some unhelpful shit and calls her babe
>alastor gives her good advice and inspires her to go
>they arrive at the embassy
>it's Emily and Pentious
>"OMG EM GIRL HI!!!"
>vaggie seething with rage
>"CHAR-LAY, GIRL HI!"
>Emily reveals she's the ambassador to hell and pentious is her assistant
>Vaggie is a jealous b***h and it pushes Charlie into Emily's arms
>Angel Dust catches Charlie cheating on Vaggie
>"ay so is this like a cuckquean thing or..."
>"I don't know what that is."
>"okay so it's definitely not then. Well ay toots your secret is safe with me, god knows I've done my fair of cheating. But hey another angel huh, looks like you really have a type"
>alastor finds out and his confused why someone would put up with the trouble of one girlfriend let alone two
>the fatgays won
what if charlie was brown
She'll produce a child with him. The most powerful being to rule hell
Lol sinners are still infertile
They have way more chemistry than the main couple and yet they even aren't officially engaged YET there's just something about couple having the same hate toward something
More Carmilla!
where was he? https://hazbinhotel.fandom.com/wiki/Seviathan_von_Eldritch
It's funny how he looks nothing like his sister
Viv probably forgot about him, honestly
Cast into Superhell after breaking Charlie's heart
that is literally just chaz but not a shark
Total Emily Molestation
Calm down Sera!
Do you guys really want to plow her?
Total Emily Molestation
Yes please, I need this! I want to molest Emily's sweaty feet as I lick every inch
You are starting to really creep me out Sera
Charlie was such a ineffectual protagonist and essentially a nonfactor that I couldn't care less about the character, she might as well not even exist
Yeah her idea is fricking stupid and likely will not work for the majority, at best maybe 5%
So adam clearly created all exorcists right?
>Adam is BONELESS from creating all the exorcists
oh my god...
>Oh come off it
oh your British um yucky
sera goes down to hell and molests dead demons after every attack its cannon viv told me
Why does he want to frick Alastor so badly?
Because they used to be together/friendly in some sort of capacity
what did he do that made them hate each other so much, i wonder
He feels entitled to Alastor's radiussy and didn't take being rejected well.
The show can't decide if redemption is cool or that it's okay to wallow in sin.
>I said STOP touching me there Sera!
Totally tonguing every inch of Emily's cute puckered butthole!
>thinking angels poop
I bet if they do it must smell and taste like lycorice
Poor Adam got cucked twice
>ywn watch a fallen angel crying out of shame while taking a stinky sinner shit for the first time
Bros...
Okay...this is getting too weird now
Id convert to Cucktianity for her in a heartbeat
She's just that good of an angel. Bet she's unmatched in bed!
Someone make Emily smiling in outer space with planet Earth in the palm of her divine hands
>Emily smiling in outer space with planet Earth in the palm of her divine hands
This. She's my goddess!
Almost sure it will happen.
Also she's been overprotected so its natural she'll be more child like whereas Charlie has been exposed to the worst of the worst and knows about death and suffering.
>Almost sure it will happen.
So which is more likely?
Emily becomes disillusioned with Heaven so she runs away.
Sera banish Emily in vain attempt of avoiding an other Lucifer.
I think its more likely that Emily finds a way to fall and shows that while sinners can repent, its also possible to make angels who want to experience Hell, become fallen.
Or disillusioned Emily which is also fun.
>IMAGINE the through clothes sex
Angels end up unintentionally being more erotic than demons!
sir this is Cinemaphile,
just be glad you aren't on /x/
I go to /x/ all the time and share a psychic bond with vivziepop
>/x/
Have they said anything about the show?
She's flat chested.
What's the chances that happens in season 2?
what is he looking at Cinemaphile?
This
And basically every other anon thirsting for Emily Even HE'S not that down bad
This
I mean, how can he compete with an angel?
This, Lucy is basically a god compared to Genesis Adam its next level mind breaking to be cucked by a being you cant ever compete with even with millions of years of effort.
Emily pedos using her as a e-girl in the threads
and this guy
>Emily pedos
Isn't she like 20?
*20,000
>she just looks like a child
>shes actually 10 billion years old
we have been over this lads
She's also not real, but I guess manchildren like the plebbitors can't tell the difference. Emily must be billions of years old
The older Emily is, the hotter fricking her becomes
>This cum inside me its the same stardust I observed 4.6 billion years ago how cute
anthropomorphic animals arent real but we still call em furries
if someone looks like a child they could be lightyears older than me and I would still not want to tap that
Dude Emily is curvier than Charlie
I'll be totally honest, I can't fricking tell. Her position and duties indicate an adult but she acts weirdly child-like. She's the same height as Charlie but given her Sera role that might be because she's a child of that species.
I'm under the impression that she's like Charlie in terms of personality and upbringing minus the parental issues and self delusion.
>its popular so its going to fail
>im the special one who is enlightened enough to see this
anon we do this for every show just give it a break this one time and pick it up on the next big cartoon
Has a commonly agreed on fandesign of Demon Adam come up yet?
warhammer pog we need more crossover art in HH
If Lucy was serious Adam would have been vaporized
The problem with Charlie and Vaggie astounds me. Their dynamic is just the classic energetic dreamful optimist and their more cynical yet grounded straightman. That is so hard to frick up
You replied to the op but the poster count didn't go up. Stop spamming your adam cope and take your meds
He was a Grug and love is like magic to cave dudes, they lose their shit when their love is not rewarded.
So God is just observing right? The top angels run the simulation correct?
There's no mention of The Almigty at all. Seraphim's running Heaven and she's sure that her way is the most correct.
She's just going to be White Diamond all over again.
They say shit like "god damn it" or "christ on a stick", so it's clear that God and Jesus do exist. Although I wonder if that's the reason Pentious appeared before those two, think it was God essentially saying to knock their shit off?
The reason people in the show say stuff like that is because Christianity still exists on Earth and they built up the habit while they were alive. God/Jesus's actual existence is irrelevant
I know Vivzie is stupid, but not eventually including God, the most important fricking character imaginable would genuinely moronic
I legit can't think of a single way to feature God in the show that wouldn't be unbearably cringe
Incest sex scene when
that image looks like they just had sex
Just look at them, there ain't no way these two aren't fricking
>More raw aroused body language in this shot with daddy<3 than the entire season with Lutes stabbing bag
Every single Lucifer scene felt like I was watching Viv work through her daddy issues in real time.
Hes every guy who got cucked by their first gf, the pain it still stings to this very day.
Waiting for someone to make an adam animatic with this song https://youtu.be/nytpYtLtHpE?si=J-LfYge_HcWa5g4K
Arent angels gigantic in lore?
The situation is very weird, I think she swapped places with Eve or something? The latter is probably the only interesting plot string left in this series considering what a rushed mess season 1 was, too bad we got almost nothing about her situation.
do you think angel women get periods
Does the say ever said how Angel sex is like?
Aren't they sinless? So they don't and thus automatically smell better than human women. Like seriously, they smell rotten when on their period!
Yeah and they go commando with no panties or bras on, only outer clothing
IMAGINE the through clothes sex
I printed a picture of Emily and say gibberish while dancing in front of it. She has made my life so much better. I literally cry while Im doing the ritualistic dances. Someone help me
Viv talks a bit about season 2:
https://screenrant.com/hazbin-hotel-season-1-finale-vivienne-medrano-interview/
Vivienne Medrano: The most I can say is that the Lilith narrative is - hands down - my most excited - like I'm so excited to get into that story, but it is also the big mystery, kind of, of the show. So it needs some time to kind of - that's the first big reveal. "Oh my gosh, she's been there, why is she there?"
And those are kind of questions that we're slowly going to start getting answers to over the course of the next couple seasons and things like that. So I'm very excited for that to be kind of like the slow burn mystery of the show. But season two definitely gives some more pieces to that.
Vivienne Medrano: I'm so excited. I think it's made pretty clear in the ending episode that the Vees are going to be a bigger part of season two, because now they're kind of empowered with the reality and the realization, "Oh, we can fight back actually. That's the thing we can do." And obviously, with characters as power hungry as them, it just only makes sense for that to be their goal.
Vivienne Medrano: Definitely not as long. I'm a big advocate for letting things take the time they need. And production, I mean, I literally actually don't know the projected release date or aim or anything like that, but roughly season one took about one-and-a-half, two years. So I think it's probably similar, just because we are in the early stages.
So I'm very excited because season two, yes, definitely centers around the Vees and Vox specifically. And it's going to get into much more of his relationship with Alastor, how it got there and how with Vox being the threat, how that affects Alastor and the other characters in the hotel. So I'm very excited for that, because I love those characters and I think it's going to be really fun.
> So I'm very excited because season two, yes, definitely centers around the Vees and Vox specifically. And it's going to get into much more of his relationship with Alastor, how it got there and how with Vox being the threat, how that affects Alastor and the other characters in the hotel. So I'm very excited for that, because I love those characters and I think it's going to be really fun.
Vox and Alastorsisters winning.
Adamsisters... not so sure....
Charlie fans.. is she still going to be the most main character, or is she just going to be pushed to the side?
Does Vivze have a self insert in HH yet?
She's said Vaggie is the most like her. I'm not joking.
So that's why Vaggie sucks
I thought it was an angel deer?
Does she not pay attention? Also provide evidence.
>Self insert as Vaggie
>Audience thinks Emily mogs Vaggie in terms of chemistry with Charlie
>Verbalase gets to have a 3 minute long music video with your self insert's girlfriend, while your self insert only gets one short duet
what does this mean?
What about that short lady who referenced the funny 50k video?
Nobody paid attention to Viv in high school, and the gay shit she's unleashed on the world is her retaliation?
Maaaybe
Didn't she reference the 50k verbalase thing?
Yes https://youtu.be/UR539-ylvbA?si=Z6B6YycaOb5M6-CQ
No. These lines were recorded long before anyone even knew about that video.
hazbin is manifesting into reality. Charlie will be real soon.
>Charlie will be real soon
>That means so will Lute and Adam become real
Can't wait for the moment Adam meets his alternate universe self
Ok Chris Chan
>Vox being more relevant
Okay, season 2 MIGHT be worth it
So basically humans were made by a council of angels so its polytheism basically. This is pretty interesting, humans being the constructs of some extradimensional alien species and not just personifications of nature
>leaks were real
>last 2 episodes I slowly lost interest. At least Rosie a cute.
Maybe I'll just listen to leak anon for Season 2 and just look at fanart...
Why the frick does Adam remind me of Vinny from Vinesauce?
Fixed
Episode 1
>And thats the story of Hell
>What a load of shit is mom serious not calling in 7 years but still pushing this shit
>*throws book out the window catching the attention of an angel who flies to where Charlie is*
>I mean its so silly *Charlie effortlessly swings her arm back bisecting the angel*
>So annoying FRICK OFF *Charlie fires a burst of energy that pulses outwards reducing every angel caught to atoms*
Anyone else watch the pilot again? It feels completely different.
I like Charlie... I like her songs the best, and I want to see her grow from an incompetent dumbass to someone competent and actually understands what she's doing
Just finished it, I'm surprised that Charlie didn't throw that 'famiwwy' comment back on Adam considering all Sinners stem from him as well.
>So you want to save sinners
>No I want you to frick off
>Sorry no can do
>This is my domain your invading
>Too bad b***h
>*breathes in* Are you serious?
>You need to know your place hellborn scum
>Sorry Im talking to the important angel here not you lietenaut
>You frickinh b***h
>Whoa Lute its just banter chill
>You know Ive killed lots of angels angels are so weak
>Well Im not weak b***h because Im the dick master
>Dick master?
>I am the dick the first man Adam
>Oh moms ex well maybe we could work something out
>Theres no negotiation for hellborn scum
>As a half angel no half archangel I have more authority than both of you c**ts but you know what
>Hahaha what you gonna cry?
>No you will frick off if we date each other
>What
>WHAT THE FRICK HOW DARE YOU SINFUL HARLOT
>Hmmm k your pretty hot and its a nice way to mess with that glowing frickstain
>So we have a deal then
>Sure so wanna frick
>God your such a douche no wonder mom dated you daddy
>Oh I like that call me that again
>Daddy dad Ive been a bad girl
>Yes you have young lady
>SIR YOU CANT BE
>I cant? No Lute I can do whatever I want you can join if you like
>But ADAM SHES SHES
>Hey get out if your gonna kill the mood music instrument
>Yh Lute like frick off till Im done destroying this daddy issues c**t
>Its my first time please dont hurt me
>OH FRICK YH!
>Good news the exterminations off forever
>You did it Charlie mmm*Charlie blocls her kiss*
>Whats wrong babe?
>As part of the deal I am the property of THE dickmaster and cannot engage in sex with anyone else
>Hold on what the frick
>Well this quite shocking
>Never knew you had that in you princess
>This beer sucks
>Property? You belong to someone now
>Yes and Im pregnant too you can help me raise me and Adams child
>ADAM! YOU FRICKED ADAM!
>Whats up Vaggie your acting like you know that handsome piece of shit or something
>Charlie
>No buts no more sex no hugging no kissing nope all gone we can still be friends though and mommies to my child*rubs her belly*
they love each other. I know it.
Alastor is Ace, cry more
>still no porn of angel pentious dicking cherri bomb with his two dicks
If Lucifer really cucked Adam twice, I kind of hate him and would totally understand Adam holding a millennia-long grudge. If Adam weren't such an oaf he could probably have successfully gotten revenge on that clown frick.
Here's to hoping that S2 gives us a big Lucifer cucking by revealing that Charlie is the daughter of Lilith and some other guy.
It's Adam.