The first three episodes of Hazbin Hotel are premiering RIGHT NOW in New York. The entire cast is there and the theatre is packed
Hazbin Hotel
The first three episodes of Hazbin Hotel are premiering RIGHT NOW in New York. The entire cast is there and the theatre is packed
Man I wish I was there
take pics
Enjoy anon, did you suit up?
>pictures you can smell
take pics
Imagine the smell.
I would understand if nobody are able to take pics, but we better get spoilers!
WTF why is nobody there?!?!?
ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ADULT ANIMATION?!?!?!?
Yes.
those front row seats sure don't look packed to me
Guys, I'm at the premiere. Everyone is booing and throwing food at Viv and leaving the theatre.
>throwing food at Viv for her to eat
FIFY
no
Imagine the smell when she waddles in
no
YOU DONT GET TO TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CANNOT FANTASIZE
ok, i am very sorry
show pics or GTFO
I thought Hazbin Hotel got renamed Helluva Boss? Why did everyone start calling it that for years?
>I thought Hazbin Hotel got renamed Helluva Boss?
Those are two different shows....
Has it started yet?
No, it’s cancelled. Viz came in screaming about how she hates Black folk and that homosexuals are easy to exploit for merch and easy views
It started at 5:30 and ends in 20 minutes I believe. The third episode is being shown right now
where are all the pedophiles, racists, rapists, and nazis if its supposed to be hell? why is it all gay drama?
Pedos and racists all die in the purge, rapists learn to hide better like Valentino, and Nazis go to heaven
>spoiler
Oh mein gott ich leibe Viv
>racists, nazis
Their belief system can't flourish in hell because everyone gets turned into monsters.
>rapists
Well Valentino is a rapist.
>pedos
I don't think we've seen a kid sinner and sinners aren't allowed to leave the Pride ring so I imagine pedos just hide it.
>kid sinner
do you think that kid from the pilot (assuming its still canon) went to hell?
The pilot apparently isn't canon
From 8 years onwards
man it's too bad viv's New York lawyer parents couldn't buy a bigger audience
More like Hazbin showhell
Who's going to be the hero to post all the details and leak a recording?
"Look all my famous Broadway friends I paid for! Surely they won't ditch me as soon as the press tour is over!"
I bet they want to ditch her before the night is over.
fat
you know i think im starting to see it
You to can be just like her as long as you have rich parents and manipulate everyone around you
I wish you posted about the premiere before it happened. Then I could've gone.
When she got doxed, I thought it came out that her parents owned a small landscaping company.
>her parents owned a small landscaping company
that still guarantees you're set for life since that kind of business is always needed
Landscaping in LA is incredibly lucrative especially if your clients are artists with too much money on their hands
Dressed up nice and classy for the theater kid "frick frick frickity frick"/"reclaim Hell in the name of LGBT" show
All these people in nice suits and Brandon dressed up like this.
>Green hair
>orange/sallow skin
>fricking pink leather
Brandon Rogers is an Oompa Loompa confirmed.
what on earth
You don't like it?
Going the ‘Ezra Miller druggie mental breakdown where you start screaming that your god’ route really quick I see.
He already ruined HB with his flambuoyant homosexual writing, I'm terrified what he's done to HH.
Not to mention his constant need to scream FRICK which has made Viv's writing look so childish.
I think you mean "what in the hell"
blud think he blitzo
Holy shit he looks like a Bogdanoff goblin going through a midlife crisis lmao
I bet he thinks it looks cool lol
Who's he playing, again?
Katie Killjoy
Like how that’s another character ruined by brandon
He'd be mistaken.
He looks... old. Like way too old for someone his age.
It's okay, he's gay. They're allowed to do that shit.
He probably smells like anal juice
Should have been the triumphant return of the cast from the Pilot after 4 years, to indicate the full series is finally here after so much waiting. Then I'd say "we're so back."
But alas.
Let me guess. Not even invited.
That fashion sense. Literally putting lipstick on a pig.
Why are you so obsessed with how vivzie looks? Something tells me you’re an obese slob irl
>Why are you so obsessed with how vivzie looks?
Somebody has to be. I'm pretty sure that b***h doesn't even own a mirror.
>Something tells me you’re an obese slob irl
And yet I'm not out in public assaulting your retinas.
its funny tho
I don't want Erika or Amir. I want Lovelock and Ed Bosco back.
Can't get over the trotters on this sow. Holy shit. b***h is a fricking mess. Like a bad parody of a woman.
She never learned how to hide her fat using the right styles like many fat women do.
All of this for a sex cartoon in hell? How rich are Viv's parents?
>that tummy
Hnnnnngn
>Original cast not invited
God damn Viv is such a snake
Yeah that’s pretty fricking pathetic.
I want to see Stamper go on a crack fueled rant god damn it
Valentino rawdogs Charlie while Vaggie and Alastor watch.
Anything Bento Box touches turns to shit
how much is it to be there? I wonder how much luxury tax it was
so no Orgy?
Apparently, the screening hasn't even started yet even though it was supposed to start at 6PM EST.
how?
Vivziepop ate the film reels thinking it was buttered popcorn again.
she thought it was licorice
Is Viv stuck in the doorway?
Why are you lying, the premiere just finished
is an anon really there? if so can he confirm us?
>When Viz walks on stage
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Why watch in a theater with strangers, where you can't pause every few seconds to let the cringe subside and pass before continuing?
>packed
There's twelve people in the audience. The show is DOA.
>girdle
LET IT ROAM FREE DAMN IT
You're talking about the tapeworm right?
poor little fella, at least he's well fed
Found this dress on Amazon, a whopping $54! She really went all out for this!
>inb4 steal her look that includes that dress and tubs of lard
Kek when photo makes her look like she has four fingers. Woman is literally a living cartoon. Tattoo of own shit because of course this self-absorbed egotistical c**t does.
Are cameras doing automatic weight estimates now?
Ain't technology amazing?
Here's a (you)
Look at these fricking hooves man frick
This whole fit is embarrassing it doesnt compliment her body at all
Unironically this is how you know when a b***h is literally fricked in the head.
>PROTIP: A normal woman's instincts wouldn't allow her to leave the house looking like that, even if she was walking outside to check the mailbox, let alone going to something like this and allowing herself to be photographed.
Amazing how I can tell she's wearing a girdle, but is still obviously gotten so much fatter.
Apparently she eats out at restaurants and fast food places constantly.
Having money isn't always a good thing.
damn she needs to lift
gorda blanca
In a few years she's gonna look like Jabba the Hutt.
Look at her fricking neck, it's disappearing into her bodyfat. She's slowly doing an Akira and turning into a giant flesh blob.
She used to be perfectly skinny.
What the frick is wrong with America. How does it always do this to people.
Imagine her true form...
the true sin of gluttony
None shall withstand the might of Viviziepop in her final stage Vivafuk the c**tinator!
Hp: 69,666,666,420
Atk: Hamborger/10
Def: 1,000,000
Mdef: 5,000
Special attack: Blubber wave, Morning Breath, and Mobilize Fanatic.
hnngh
Do they have restrictions so people don't just record or take photos right then and there
most likely
Does anyone have any leaks or screenshots or anything?
Vivzie has security screening all 14 of the watchers at all times and has authorization to kill anyone who so much as dares pull out a phone during the show.
Oh no
I can confirm this, someone two seats next to me tried reaching for his pocket and the reverse beartrap on his head went off
>Be filmmaker
>Need security to prevent premiere from leaking
>Hires I.M.P. to assassinate known leaker
>Blitzo falls asleep on the job
>Moxxie ends up locking himself in the bathroom
>Millie goes to the concession stand to get snacks, only to get stuck in a big line.
>Leaker gets spotted
>Millie goes "Frick it", kills half the line, grabs the snacks and gets Moxxie out of the bathroom
>M&M wake up Blitzo
>Leaker tries to escape with pirated premiere
>I.M.P kills leaker
>I.M.P. only gets small part of the pay due to collateral
>Premiere gets leaked anyway by Loona
better plot than any season 2 episode so far
phone video of the episodes when?
>a multi-episode show premiers in a cinema
Is this a thing? I thought they only show films.
yep, the only other show i remember doing the same was arcane tho
I kind of want this to be a thing more cinemas do. Each Friday we get a new episode of [name]
Like back in the 1920's? Honestly I could go for that if they made tickets cheaper.
I don't know how things were back then. But it would've been funny if you could watch new episodes of The Walking Dead premier on TV or at your local cinema with other fans lol
yeah that sounds fun
>inb4 everyone gets drunk and makes a bunch of noise during the parts you're invested in.
On second thought while that does sounds pretty fun I think I prefer watching some shows on my own time without any distractions.
+ having to go to the cinema every week or so sounds like it will get tiring after the first 3 times
these reactions don't even look human
Is it just me, or is Viv's head fricking huge?
Are they opening the floor to critiques from the audience afterwards?
>these reactions don't even look human
You're right.
They're not.
HOLY SHIT! The crowd hated it causing Viv to pull out a gun start shooting everyone!
She started eating the remaining cast members alive! Her mouth unhinged like a snake and made a sucking sound like Kirby pulling anything and everything into her mouth!
what are you even writing bro
someone in that audience is wearing a diaper so they don't have to go to the bathroom and miss anything.
Your not funny.
You're*
The sad part is Vizzie still got more clicks than Druckmann LMAO
Do we know how long the episodes are yet?
20 minutes
I heard somewhere else it was 30 minutes so which one is it.
Who cares, it's gonna suck ass
When the hell is someone going to spill the beans?
Episode 1 opens
"My name is Charlie, I am your b***h"
>Hacker hijacks the event
>GAY YOU ARE GAY YOU ARE GAY loop for the entire thing
Final episode ends
Characters turn and proclaim "You are GAY till the end of time" to the audience.
>one of the wienertails at the show was named Huskerdust
You will never drink a Huskerdust at the Hazbin Hotel premiere in NYC
who the frick cares about a stupid wienertail where are the episodes
If you bought the early access pre-order, 3 days b***h
imagine buying early access just for new york chumps to see the show before you for free
They're not even trying to hide the fact this is going to become the Husk and Angel show.
Really just giving it all away for the sake of Fujo’s buying merch, they know this shit is DoA
Why would you want a drink named after the 100% guaranteed gay romance of the show
rich mixed cat/spider semen flavor
>None of those drinks look appealing
Frick it I'll take a rum and coke.
>have a musical show set in hell
>best we can do is a reference to a gay ship
Eh I guess I'd try the Huskerdust.
This is way too fancy for an animated show. I mean I get it's her passion project but god damn. Not even feature film premiers get this stuff.
I wonder how much got sunk into this
so that's why they're paying their animators $1.50 a frame
Which would you drink?
I'd take the Vivziepop punch. (Made with hawaiian punch, bacardi, and vivzipops period blood)
None of them
I'd probably die
>*beer, wine, soda and premium wienertails available
I'll stick with my wine. I don't know who Johnny Walker is and I don't want to taste him.
a fricking beer
A beer so I could throw the bottle at Vivzie
Kek'd.
>MC can't even get a drink named explictly after herself or own ship with gf
Come on Vivzie, female centric remember?
I'm with Charlastor, but I think even Chaggie fans should be a bit pissed that the gay ship got a drink over them in their "female-centric show."
It better taste good
I dont care... the new voices are so bad. I waited years for the show. Ill wait an extra week max to get the ai corrected episodes.
mega when?
Is there going to be a really bad sappy showtune for the main theme each episode?
Can someone post/tell what actually happens in these 3 episodes? What happens? Does any of the angels appear? How are Adam, lute sera and Emily like?
Apparently fricking no one from Cinemaphile went to thie premiere
that isn't good That is like 90% of her fanbase
I'd certainly hope nobody would actually pay to watch this or get in
If anything that means we weren't completely insane and didn't spend our money on the "Ebin exclusive 3 episode premiere" that would have popped up in like a week anyway.
its so over bros
the only dude from Cinemaphile couldn't attend because it was too long a drive to actually make it. I guess there's no new york fans on this site
"De'Quan" invited him the premier?
He's got to be moronic to live in NY
He must live upstate with the rest of us, driving to the city sucks almost as much dick as living in it.
LIVING IN THE CITY YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO SURVIIIIIIVE!
>having to drive to NY just to watch 3 eps of a show that'll release online later anyways
Yeah, nah.
Oh hey thas me
I don't live in NY, I live in lower Pennslyvania, closer to NJ and Cherry Hill than upper Manhattan.
What am I, rich?
>Cinemaphile anons actually have common sense
Damn...that's unexpected.
Eh, the eps are going to air in like a week anyways.
I think that one twitter user is at the premiere. Lets see what she says.
i doubt that any twitter user would leak anything tho
Not on twitter of course, but if they're smart I'm sure they can maybe do something.
one of the media people that was at the event asked if anyone had questions and no one responded to her post because no one noticed I guess
Wait!!Don't worry bros!
I live in NJ! I could probably make it and leak th-
>thread was made 1hr ago
Ewwww, no thanks. It's time for bed, I got work tomorrow. Goodnite moon 🙂
All I can say within the trailer is I saw Angel Dust fall ass first on a broom handle Nifty was holding and moans.
I don't think anyone who frequents here is at this.
Tbh renting out a bar and giving them a custom menu isn't cheap but it's also not something only rich people can do.
Don't care.
Post spoilers or it means nothing.
I still can't fathom how such an unfunny comedy and forgettable musical has such a massive fanbase.
Because there's barely anything else for the terminally-online fujos to watch.
I don't watch a shit ton of anime, but surely there's plenty of material over in Japan for fujos to cream themselves over.
True.
Western fujos get filtered by a lot of anime even if it has shit they like in it. Hazbin and Helluva are western cartoons made by someone who speaks english, that makes it easier to sperg about stuff to the creator unlike with the Japanese that don't give a shit what western fujos think.
It baffles me. Her humor was never funny, aside from maybe one decent gag once in forever. Absolutely nothing in HB Season 2 has been funny, and the story took an utterly bizarre direction.
her animation itself is usually not terrible. I have no idea why anyone would want to watch her show when she is explicitly not animating, though
>and the theatre is packed
lol
lmao even
god damn look at all those people.
>Nobody spoiling everything yet
That's how you know there were only like two dozen regular people there tops.
Post Lucifer please.
>posting clips of the crew
why would you think we'd want to see this
Another
I liked the part where everybody erupted into applause, and Viv got a ten minute standing ovation.
At least the crew seem to be having fun, in the 'frick it let's get drunk' sort of way.
>"We had fun making it"
What entertainmentgays always say when they fail. I'd love to see the faces of the people who put up the money when I hear this shit.
Imagine being old cast watching this b***h say that shit. The lack of self-awareness.
So in the first video Viv thanks the cast who worked so long on the show. Did any of the original voice actors get an invite?
Stuff like this gets to enter into the pop culture realm, but an actual talented storyteller like Chris Reccardi dies from a heart attack while surfing while his passed up pilot is only known for a porn parody that people don't even realize is a parody.
Don't remind me of the Modifyers, bro.
I'll get depressed again.
Chris' contributions to Ren and Stimpy and other shows he worked on will continue to influence artists in the future.
At least he died doing what he loved
it's funny seeing all these people holding their phones up for clout, literally no one is just there to watch them sing
>Singing Friends from the other side
Lmfao, they knew the songs in this sucked ass and picked a song he sang 15 years ago that's actually good.
Vivie has nice feet
Jessica Vosk - Don't Rain on My Parade
Any mentions of the old cast at all? Because if not that’s especially egregious since she’s still “friends” with a few of them.
I want somebody to shock me by telling me how many were invited and/or even acknowledged.
none of the old crew are there, just hazbin fans, press, and current cast members
That sucks. She could have at least thanked the originals for being her stepping stones. + all the animators from the Pilot who are no longer associated with the project.
Just think how absurd that is and why it is:
>Viv could easily partially repair her reputation by inviting, having them there, even just mentioning them
>but she probably knows they'd sap attention away from her new Broadway "friends", and probably get more attention
>Viv comes off looking even worse
A lot of the Pilot VAs and singers, like Michael Kovach and Elsie Lovelock, are hanging around with much better crowds and are a part of shows with teams that actually care about and value them now. Frick Vivziepop, I'm glad they aren't associated with her anymore and she can keep her Broadway troupe that she paid for. The Pilot crew are much better off staying far away from this dumpster fire, they're off doing much better things now.
Original pilot is 4 years old
>Vivzie only acknowledges the "hardwork" of the last 2 years working on the show
Even if I was on good terms, I'd still feel some kinda way of being ignored like that.
It would be so easy to word shit right, sound gracious, and give credit where credit is due, but the b***h is so clueless, self-absorbed, and in many cases butthurt, she just comes off exactly like what she is.
>pic
This ship in particular blows every lame homosexual ship in Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel out of the water. Viv has absolutely no idea how to get anybody but fat fujos to care about her character relationships.
Michael Kovach and Elsie Lovelock in particular are killing it right now. I'm happy for them. What is the rest of the HH pilot cast doing nowadays?
Jill Harris is doing well for herself. She gets a lot of anime roles.
Good for her
Jill/Elsie Charlie is best Charlie.
>holding hands
>fingers interlocked
oh my frick, how lewd.
Viv could never make anything this cute or subtle.
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Jesus I fricking love these two dorks. That shit's adorable.
Kinda the point. She could have invited them and they probably wouldn't have shown up anyway. So she could improve her image and maybe make them look like the petty ones with this one simple trick. But she didn't even do that apparently because the b***h just doesn't care. That's how much of piece of shit she is.
Was Lyle there?
I would hope Bosco is at least there. The dude still shills the ever loving shit out of the show despite being fired and replaced. If not someone needs to ask around and see if the old VAs even got an invite.
Monica (original Vaggie) still hangs out with Viv. Guess she wasn't invited.
It seems that basically nobody who is there is talking about this, which might be indicative of the show itself being garbage.
ships are canon
Viv will pay this dude handsomely for these tweets.
Choosing individuals who need coin and bread for their basic livihood less they crawl out of the rubble and get killed by airboming joos is very scummy Viv
>vivzieblart
>paying handsomely
Pick one.
Awful.
Viv goes around likely fanart of ships all the time so this isn't surprising. Why isn't anyone talking about things like the plot or music instead?
Oh, none of these people care about that. These are the dreg remnants of the homestuck crowd all grown up, anon. Shipping and fake gay romance is all that matters.
>These are the dreg remnants of the homestuck crowd all grown up
God, it really all makes sense when you put it that way
>homestuck crowd
It's always Homestuck fans. Any time a franchise goes to shit, it's cause there was a Homestuck fan involved.
Don't pretend these threads aren't 90% disgruntled Homestuck fans. The same attitude towards the series creator and writing is present.
All you missed were threads pretty much exactly like these but replace Vivie with a horse-loving manchild and gay men with Vriska.
>homestuck out of NOWHERE
Nobody here likes Homestuck either, fat israelite. Stop projecting
I liked it
DO NOT. COMPLIMENT HOMESTUCK. IN FRONT OF ME.
Guy, is that you?
>Nobody here likes Homestuck either
Nobody in the Homestuck threads liked Homestuck. But c'mon, a bunch of gay horned characters that swear alot make easy targets for the same hot topic crowd.
Homestuck was the Hazbin Hotel of 2010
Viviepop is the andrew hussie of 2020
Andrew, Andrew Hussie is that you?
>Tfw I never watched or read so much as a sliver of homestuck and know nothing about it.
>See all the autists gossip and talk about it for years
>Gave me less desire to even look at it.
How the frick did I fall for hazbin hotel is beyond me man.
I'm lucky as a zoomer having been too young for homestuck and too jaded for Vivzie's shit
its easier for them to notice ships than to notice flaws in the writing
>Why isn't anyone talking about things like the plot or music instead?
The exact same question that fat pedo Vito had for Eric July fans who were raving about his ISOM comic, only for that to lead to discovering half of them hadn't even read it, and when they did, they still had nothing specific to say about it. I fricking hate that shill shit.
This. Everyone seems pretty nonplussed and the applause perfunctory.
By contrast imagine some kid coming out of a theatre in 1977 after seeing Star Wars. You wouldn't be able to shut him up if you tried.
Saberspark isn't even out there to kiss her ass?
But whose going to sniff her seat for her? Brendan?
Really looking forward to how Saber's gonna react to all this after all the lip-service when the pilot came out.
of course they will be
>Staticmoth
The frick is that supposed to imply? Vox and Vaggie?
val x vox
Oh, well at least that puts my mind at ease a little.
>Staticradio
Wait so Vox loves Alastor?
>every character gets an equal amount of screentime
so 10 seconds each, got it
>All the VAs are doing great!
Yeah I refuse to believe that when Angel Dusts new VA is doing a really shitty impression of the original.
I thought Viv said this would be her "Female-centric" show because HB is "the male one"?
And all people have to talk about is gay male x male shipping like Huskerdust, StaticRadio, and StaticMoth
Explains why Charlie has a dish water secret mom hell war story. Most of the episodes gonna be Sam and Diane for Husk and Dust
>No StaticShock
Fricking shame!
Viv hates women and hates writing about them even more.
No denying her strange predominant obsession with gay men now.
Eh, we need something to balance out the lesbian overload
Troon vibes from her frankly
As been pointed out, she will very likely go by Victor within the next 2-3 years.
Lol no, you can tell she loves feminine girly stuff and being a girl. Plus she doesn't like trans men. She's just your average fujo.
She's obviously just girlmoding.
She's very obviously not. Her style and taste has remained pretty consistent for a decade. And again: she doesn't like trans men. There's legitimate reasons to dislike Vivzie but when you make shit up and act like it's true you just make yourself look like an idiot to your opponent. Imagine saying "Viv is obviously a trans man, look at how bad she is at writing women" as if women are incapable of that.
I think she's incapable of writing woman because she has internalized misogyny, and her fetishistic outlook on men (Gay men in particular) has clouded her judgement which shows up in every decision she entails.
Congrats anon, you actually made a logical conclusion.
She hates other women because she could never get into the mean girl cliques and was outcast for being too fricking fat
I thought she WAS the mean girl clique? Which was is it Mr.anon?
She made her own mean girl clique to mimic the girls she could never be like
>StaticRadio is the Alastor ship she chose to pander and give fanservice too
If true (still doubt), few people end up happy in this scenario. People either shipped him with Charlie or a different character, or on the other hand, will feel lied to if he's not asexual and aromantic.
Lose-lose scenario.
I'm guessing she just gives their rivalry a lot of screentime, maybe a duet about how much they hate each other that the shippers will run with.
If it actually goes the romantic way, I hope all the aroace fans give Viv shit for lying to them about representation.
I bet it's most likely to be some reference about how Alastor and Vox banged once. Also, Alastor being "asexual" can mean fricking anything when hear progs argue about how "aces" can still have romantic relationships or even be down for sex.
>years of "Uh, Alastor is asexual and aromantic, so stop shipping him with Charlie, chuds!! It's toxic"
then Viv gives Alastor gay sexual tension with Vox
>"Uh, this is fine, chuds! Nothing wrong with it! It's Viv's vision and ace people can still have sex."
double standards. I can see it already.
>Not a single female x female ship on sight
So much for this being the "female centric show"
There's not even a single male x female ship on that list of 3.
Pentious x Cherri or Pentious x Niffty is our one hope for a straight ship.
Adam and lute is definitely going to be a cannon ship
Sorry sweetie, this is VIV's moment to "reclaim Hell" for the queer community. Her words.
What happened to Angeldust brother who she was meant to be dating? In fact I wonder if they kept the fact that Angel was meant to have a sister living in Heaven.
>Two eyes Cherri
It's a "Fe-Male" centric show. Meaning the show FEatures mostly Males.
YES
no need to panic yet, this doesn't necessarily mean any of the ships are somewhat canon, just that they are gonna have much screen time, tension or gay jokes à la angel dust
StaticMoth?
Vaggie fricks the TV?
Alastor and Valentino. Basically that person is saying Alastor gets shippy moments with both Valentino and Vox
Staticmoth is voxval.
Oh shit you're right sorry
Can we get an opinion on its quality from someone who doesn't have a Hazbin profile pic? Someone with minimal to no knowledge of it going in?
Why is it only ever the most boring kind of fan who manage to make it to these events?
>staticradio
Wasn’t Alastor asexual?
He was. Until she allegedly saw an opportunity for more gay. So it's going from one lame thing to another.
Gfy ace is the master race and wouldve kept more shipdrama focus off the show
Judging by the user they could just be exaggerating
>Vox literally says he hates Alastor to his face while Alastor gives him the middle finger
>this counts as shipping fuel for fans.
Asexual but not aromantic.
Enjoy your HuskerDust and Stolitz I guess.
I don't care about Huskerdust, StaticRadio, or StaticMoth.
Give me CherriSnake
after what happened to Wil Stamper...sorry, not in the cards
Family ride home after the Hazbin Hotel premiere
>Some poor ass family spent money to watch Vivzie's frick-ass-piss-shit-gay fest
I would feel so horrible for that family if that were the case thinking the show was going to be some sort of wholesome cartoon show.
>wholesome cartoon show.
with those designs? surely...
>It really is going to be HB season 2, But an entire show
>Even Charlie and Co’ just fighting angels over dumb shit would have been better.
>Hazbin s2 is mainly focused on the love triangle between Alastar, Alejandro and Radioshack.
After all the blue-balled interest leading up to the release of this nobody still has any details? Not one person is talking about this? Frick worrying about just Cinemaphilegays being there, I thought this was the fricking Internet. Not one person anywhere on the Information Supertoobway is getting shit even second or thirdhand? WTF? What is that? Actual palpable apathy? Slinking silently away in shame?
Anons... It must be nice being a nepo baby like viv. I'm so depressed that this is shit that gets popular and recognition
It's already hard to get into the industry and get a cartoon if corpos don't slam on if.
It's not fair that fat greedy pig like viv gets to have her fujo flick with nest if the best
Frick her and her fat rolls I hope she chokes on her own fat
Adventure Time if it was written by Viziepop
TBF it sounds like it'd make a kino ytp
It’s actually damning how asides from shipping shit, NO ONE is even bothering to spoil ‘the plot’ or talk about the show…
>fandom more concerned about shipping than the main premise
Seeing how Helluva Boss ended up, is it really that surprising?
the only ones who care about the hh plot are latino edgelords who think alastor is so fricking cool
To use the above example, if 'Empire Strikes Back' came out in 2024, how long by your estimate would it take to find out that Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father?:
>5 milliseconds
>5 microseconds
>5 nanoseconds
>Max Planck is going to need another theory
Something is not right here.
Viv fans no longer care about the plot, they only care about shipping. Which is good, because I absolutely guarantee the writing is Helluva Boss tier, ie complete trash.
I was actually really annoyed by that when I was trying to find ANY enough. It actually seems like Huskerdust took over the show, they didn't even give Charlie or Vaggie a drink at the bar. Just the name of her song, but Huskerdust is such a constant everywhere. It almost feels like Voltron level marketing by this point.
>Morningstar Mule has nothing to do with Charlie
I dunno man, I think Charlie got a drink... Either that or Lucifer but we know it's probably pointing at Charlie.
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
Can someone just tell us THE FRICKING PLOT!
>Packed
>all the seats on the lower row empty and a bunch of empty upper rows
heh
Going off the anon invited here, probably because they were disorganized and confirmed invites last minute, a few hours before airring so no one could make it on time.
I just want to know whether Sera and Emily show up in the first three episodes and if they get enough screen time to get an impression of what direction their characters will go.
Is Emily basically Charlie but angel or did they pull the "looks like a nice person but is actually an butthole" with her?
>Still nothing besides some dude bragging about some gay ships
Lmfao, I've never seen any premier, especially a semi-public one, that's THIS quiet and I've followed plenty of movies and TV premiers.
Practically nobody is talking about it, this shit really is DOA.
Imagine some tween and their friends trying to watch the Hunger Games, and all you can hear is random characters shouting Frick, every other minute in the theater next to you.
How long was the runtime?
3 episodes, I'm guessing an hour and a half about
yeah, based on this twitter user's posting times
https://twitter.com/thewriterinrose
it seems that way. 30 minute episodes, cool!
>Not even the journoscum who were paid to be there are talking about Hazbin, much less praising it.
They were probably paid not to talk.
Thing is we're not even getting the usual expected stock praise, just silence.
This thing is going to be torn to shreds when the reviews start coming in.
More likely it's just a regular "adult" comedy series, so there just isn't anything to talk about.
A fate worse than death
there's a review embargo that's lifted on the 11th so ig even people who attend this event are asked to not say what they think until then
What is this 2000s Hot Topic horseshit?
Credit by a woman who is stuck in the 2000's Hot Topic.
Hell she can't even draw curly hair. Other artist had to suffer and put their better designs in the show.
Other than the fluid detailed animation, this show has nothing going for it, with the exception of the radio demon, all characters range from forgettable to unlikeable.
Even her other show, that started out pretty good, with some decent comedy and charming characters, eventually turned to shit because she just had to put serious gay romance and forgettable songs on it, HB was a very comedy centric cartoon, but her attempts at giving these characters more depth fell flat.
I'll probably torrent the first episode and see if this is any fun, but god damn, Helluva Boss season 2 was so fricking lame it soured her entire catalogue for me.
blake roman singing poison live
(not in angel dust voice, just his normal voice)
https://twitter.com/kaymaldo/status/1744553290015416428
erika singing happy day in hell live
https://twitter.com/kaymaldo/status/1744552789525639229
I like Hazbin and Helluva but jfc you couldn’t pay me to watch it in public lmao. Just imagine watching furry fetish characters curse like high schoolers with melodrama. I’d die of embarrassment. HH and HB are stuff you can appreciate because it originated online, once you take it to the big screen it becomes divorced from its online origins and just looks childish.
i wonder if people in the theater laughed at all
would kill for a camrip of this premiere tbh
Notice the distinct lack of conspicuous Viv-posting in these threads when we know exactly where she is and how her attention is occupied.
Shouldn't be long until she can't help getting on her phone again to look for criticism, like Dorian Gray with his painting:
?t=2855
Thanks for posting this, I'm actually enjoying this movie while watching the threads now. I really dig it.
I get that reaction a lot when I introduce people to it.
In my opinion the best Dorian Gray film. Davenport is fantastic as Wotton, and the way they handle Wilde's gay homosexualry shit and other degeneracy by overtones and implication is partially an artifact of the period, but works perfectly for this movie. It was shot for TV so even the best copies around aren't the highest quality, but you can do better than that one I'm pretty sure. It's on Tubi, which might be better.
Recently watched a modern adaption and they had CGI painting making jump scare moving faces and spoopy noises - it was such shit - and missed the whole point. Sad. Many such cases.
Rewatching that scene its a better comparison of Viv's relationship with her fandom than I was even thinking when I said it lol.
I think I like it because it gives me A Christmas Carol Vibes (1970 version) , and the acting and monologues are comfy. It certainly has a lot of charm and personality, the way the painting shifts and just slowly adds on after all the crazy shit that Dorian does is very well played.
Oh yeah, it's comfy as frick, while also being a little disturbing. Like the repetitious music implying the passage of time and Groundhog-Day-like nature of his degenerate life is a nice touch. The dialogue is some of the best Oscar Wilde shit, especially coming out of Davenport's mouth. Terribly underrated film.
Hooray one person mentions Charlie!
https://twitter.com/PunkyStarshine/status/1744542642359107707
"Just got to see the first three episodes of #HazbinHotel, and it was an absolute blast. I can't wait to see the rest! I would kill or die for the queer princess of hell!!"
maybe the show isn't a complete sausage fest focus...
Had to mention her being queer. They really want twitter people to care about this shit.
Notice how general the praise is too. Even under embargo you could say something more interesting and specific than that.
>It was an absolute blast
We're talking about the actual show hopefully, and not about the hobnobbing, right?
I think anyone who likes Charlie as a concept/character is going to gravitate to and focus on that. I know I do for one.
>Had an absolute blast.
Oh you know it was BAD.
I’ll probably like the HH but this show looks like it’s going to get an absolute verbal thrashing by critics. I genuinely can’t imagine this being well received amongst a wider public.
imagine the smell
Probably smells like popcorn and booze.
Maybe some vape smoke and pot.
It's not as nasty as you'd think anon, it's cold out.
lol nearly no one replied to this post about the premiere google doc
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/141525822/#141541873
Because no one believed it. Even people outside of here were skeptical about the premiere RSVP sites even though they're literally known for just giving early access tickets away
>Show begins with a flashback showing Charlie as a kid. She's sneaking out her room when she looks out a window and sees some Exorcists wrecking shit outside (The palace they're in is like a mile away from the carnage and there's some magical barrier around it) Lilith finds her and tucks her back in bed but Charlie is fricked up from the sight
>Flashforward happens, it's basically a redone pilot condensed into two or three minutes.
>Few minute long scene reestablishes the main cast, most the replacement VAs are honestly pretty good but Keith David as Husk sounds like shit.
>Happy Day in Hell happens, animation is a massive downgrade, but I did notice they fixed disappearing Vaggie.
>Adam and Lute laugh her out the room, Charlie is demoralized and makes her way back to the Hotel.
>Charlie turns to the camera and says "Viv stop wearing a girdle and doesn't make you any less of a fat b***h."
Had me going for a minute.
Oh my god
What does this even mean??
The press was likely paid to be there
It’s from chaifootsteps tumblr. Basically disgruntled ex Spindle employees are feeding him all sorts of dirty deets which he’s using to farm social media clout. Curious about his sources.
Oh so drama dogshit.
It means the press didn't actually care to show up, so they tried to make it seem like a bigger premiere than it actually was.
where's the full image
ty kind anon
>500 max
They literally said in the premier invitation only 500 max would be let in, this dipshit.
This tumblr child has NO idea how press photoshoots work.
Yes they're paid to be there but THAT'S NORMAL! They are not just people who show up and try to be unbais.
It's like they never watched the Oscers pre-show or something like that.
Also 'only 500 people' no shit? If anything that's probably more than what you'd want at something like this.
The only thing that is valid to call out is that these 500 people are DEFINITELY shills and investors who would love this product no matter what. That and the staff and their family that could attend.
It'd be interesting to see if any negative reviews will come out of this premier.
Well yeah reviewers have probably already seen the show and written their stuff up. This was just a little party Amazon threw.
Apparently the review embargo lifts on the 11th, which means there's probably some HUGE issues with it that Amazon and A24 do not want people to see.
Eh that's like a week before the show's premiere which probably means the reviews range from average to good.
Yeah usually day of embargo’s are the ones to watch out for. So maybe a 50-60% on RT
real question is will Hazbin have a better rating than Wish?
It will be given glowing reviews because of how gay it is and for no other reason
>HUGE issues with it
>HUGE issues
>HUGE issue
>HUGE
>implying either of them knows anything about press
Lmao
No offense but it's ridiculous that whenever something with this show happens this professional know-it-all shows up to warn us that "something suspicious is going on". I wasn't aware that the press all stuck to a specific code of "not asking subjects to pose" or that the idea of companies paying them to show up and gawk at their shit was a controversy.
DUH. That shit's "normal" for entertainment. Of course an animated adult comedy screening isn't such a big deal that press would be drawn to it on their own.
What is the suspicious part here? Does the anon think that they secretly have a nuclear bomb under the seats?
Of course press and cast are paid to be there,
Why do you guys follow this crap anyway?
These threads are full of seething jealous roasties who have nothing better to do. They don't even like this show but get validation off dunking on it as a community, much like Homestucks.
We're dunking on Viv because she's a fat b***h obsessed with broadway and the gaping buttholes of gay men, you moronic queer from twitter.
>"AND BECAUSE IT'S FRICKIN' FUN!"
>"HAHAHA! AAAAAAMEN!"
I'm obsessed with her gaping butthole honestly.
youre sick in the head, wanna be friends?
Yes.
Heaven forbid a creator have some hobbies
Why didn't the Centaurworld creator get this kind of flack?
>Why didn't the Centaurworld creator get this kind of flack?
what do you want to give them flack for?
Think that show is so under the radar and not overall offensive, people don't care to dig up dirt.
Being into weird gay fetish shit?
Being obsessed with broadway?
That seems to be what people are saying are Vivie's crimes, outside being a fatass ad infinitum
The difference is Centaurworld was actually good.
Better animation for sure, actually had something to say and made it's point clear. (so I heard, I couldn't stand getting through the 1st episode, but I'm not gonna hate boner on it because it wasn't made for me).
>Being into weird gay fetish shit?
Anything gay is fetish to some people, what was the FETISH they were into?
You can be into broadway musicals, but Viv has terrible taste in music.
By "Gay fetish" I mean she has uwu yaoi boy angsty twinkbait characters and forced drama (I.e., fetishization) over them.
Centaurworld's broadway songs are miles above Vivie's tho. That's probably because Kimiko Glenn actually worked on Broadway.
No one tell him who voices Niffty
Did she write for hazbin at all? Otherwise why does it matter.
It matters because Centaurworld recognizes Glen's talent enough to give them the main lead, while in hambeast's infinite wisdom they cast her as a meme mascot character that is simply a servant.
Uh oh spagettio
yeah Viv's ideal Gay fetish is far worse though, because that's ALL she's got. She went out of her way to make fun of Millie and Moxie but then still have "homophobic" characters be the only antagonists.
Was being Gay in Centaurworld ever challenged as not being normal? Because I feel that makes a big difference in presentation. When the gays are still the victims in the world and gays are propped up beyond all reason?
You gotta look at gay relationships in stories as if it's a het relationship. Is this normal behavior for ANY two people to be going through? There is a lot of BAD gay humor that homosexuals write for themselves that perpetuates their own stereotypes.
In Helluva they're seen as homewreckers and Hazbin drug addicts and immoral deviants.
Centaurworld gets gays right. They're campy, cheery and funny like broadway gays and dragshows. Vivie's gays are straight out of AO3 grimdark romfics and shitty erotica.
Viv's greatest crime is being an awful writer. If she either could write, or hired someone who could to do it for her, the other criticisms wouldn't really matter because we'd be getting a good show, even if it was the most obnoxiously gay musical ever.
The difference is that Centaurworld actually had good broadway-style musicals. It's not a show for me, I didn't like the infantile poopyfart humor but I did like some things, like the main villain. The Nowhere King's lullaby and stuff similar to that are things I really liked, along with the story associated with the antagonist.
Also Viv's just a blatant c**t. I don't hear shit about the creator of Centaurworld.
Vivzie will never top Who Is She
We're dunking on Viv because it's FUN! Get it RIGHT!
Oh ... I thought it was because she's a glass-jawed lulcow c**t.
It's rare that a youtube cartoon pilot becomes a "tv" show. Why not?
i want to know if it's going to do well despite my feelings about it
tourist here. did people talk about gabe newell's fatness this much on Cinemaphile as well, or are you all just horny for viv?
When a busload of Cinemaphileirgins planned a trip (with Valve's blessing) to Valve's offices, they named the trip (and all of the associated online resources) OPERATION: ORBIT GABE.
i think its funny
I LOVE Vox!
I have no doubts that Viv is a snake because all women are but I also have reason to doubt any drama that gets brought up because the crew is full of women
>Still the only info we got is a single dude talking about gay ships
Nice. Have a (You) for your trouble there sir.
Hey chaifootsteps or whatever your name is, if you're gonna run a hate-blog about Vivzie I expect ACTUAL dirt about her, not stupid teenagers analyzing a red carpet premiere and coming to the stunning conclusion that it was just a press event manufactured by Amazon.
He kinda does? He was the one that posted the pay rate thing. He also reposted all the old vivziepop drama images and compiled them in one place.
Ok fair enough but maybe cut down on shit like this. No duh the press was paid to be there.
Yeah Viv is annoying and I hate her guts but this chai dude is a bonifide stalker. He literally does not talk about anything other than Viv, I assume he’s trying to construct a mail bomb for her
God I hate “critical blogs”
There are people who know about Chai and when that Pay thing came out, they were saying stuff like "grain of salt."
It IS very frustrating that most of the hate boners all come from children, because there should be genuine criticism about the business. Everything about Viv's creations seem to be anything BUT indie and it should be addressed by the bigger animation scene.
But I can't pretend that I just love this hate boner so much, it's not going down any time soon.
"Who the frick ARE you?"
Probably Rosie's stooge.
>packed
>entire front row is empty
I don't think you know what that word means
So what's Lucifer like?
like a twink
>reddit space
You type like you're obese, fatty.
>Alastor is going to be a gay twink who’s fricked Vox and had a lovers tiff before the show started
>Him being the sexless, autistic representation…forgotten.
Really?
Asexual just means gay
Bisexual just means gay
Nonbinary just means gay
hi crim
He was right.
At least in vivs world
I hope the autistic asexual fans flip out and complain about their representation being turned into a homo.
They will complain and be ignored, just like the bisexuals complaining about biphobia.
I'm sure it's just a teenager getting excited that a character is looking at another character. If it isn't, Viv is going to piss off the asexual fans who needed representation from a cannibal deer demon.
I get the impression that Viv was NEVER going to actually have an Asexual in the show. We know that she shipped him and charlie hard core for a while, until she wanted Charlie gay.
Viv is so fat, when people look at her, they're all like "Damn, she's fat!"
Get it?
Wait, isn't Alastor a fricking serial killer? Shouldn't he be, like, the villain???
The show is set in hell
were the lilith is rosie leaks real? or were those debunked earlier?
If they're real we're not finding out until season 2
On that note, actually, how exactly IS Viv gonna spin it that somehow the rapists, serial killers and pedophiles are the good guys?
Viv already said that ‘super-bad’ people instantly get their soul erased and get second-deathed automatically.
She didn't say that, she said they're excluded so they usually don't survive purges.
Viv being a hambeast just turns me on so fricking much I can't explain it. God im fricking obsessed with her butthole I just want to bury my tongue in there for days while she gasses me with the most putrid braps. I want to reach past her rectum and hit her colon with my arm. Also imagine stuffing your mouth with her stinky bushy muff. Unwashed pussy of the lard whale on your tongue and she pees and poos down your throat. Drinking her piss with full eye contact to show how much you love her. Hnnnnng yeah...
VIVZIE IS SO FAT, ___________________.
i agree
I sent that photo of her to NASA and they just confirmed her gravitational pull explains the previously unexplained perturbations in Neptune's orbit.
>Vivziepop was Planet X this whole time
>Planet X renamed to Planet V
Left pic: 2019
Right pic: 2023
Bigger
poor gal
bigger
architec strikes again
America is a sick, disgusting place
She contracted D.E.A.L’s or whatever the frick the fake fat-fetish disease is kek
that and document are still one of the funniest things to come out of these threads
Bad photo for comparison, at least use the most recent pics
easy on the coke, vivz
>It's generally agreed that Centaurworld, a somewhat mediocre show with quite a few flaws that flew under the radar and probably isn't remembered that well, blows Viv's broadway diarrhea out of the water
Holy fricking kek how has Viv not killed herself out of shame yet?
I just saw the first three episode of Hazbin Hotel.
Adam is a terrible villain, pretty much acting just like Chaz , calling himself "the original dick" and spewing out sex jokes and talking about how cool he is every five seconds. Also Exterminators can be easily killed.
>I just saw the first three episode of Hazbin Hotel.
Proof?
>Proof?
I was actually there for it.
Also Katie's voice is literally just Bryce Tankthrust. It's not even funny.
We're you able to take any pictures or video? If you're gonna leak stuff leak all the plot of the 3 episodes.
>I was actually there for it.
Show us your thearte pass or invite confirmation then. Should be simple right?
I want to say this a lie but even if you were you're not wrong because it was already clear as day that Adam was going to be a grade a homosexual. I'm not so sure about the Exterminator bit though.
I believe you
>"the original dick"
That does sound like Vivzie
Man, I sure hope nobody goes there with a .38 special and gives the pedophile creator a Lennon.
It's been over for like three hours
You actually legit legally cannot joke like that anymore dude
>go in thread
>0 leaks about the episodes
>pointless shit-flinging
>cornball drama
>twitter screencaps out the ass
>this will be the next big Cinemaphile general
The ABSOLUTE state of this dogshit board
It'll be just like the glorious days of /hsg/!
In your dreams
It's beautiful. Got some oar?
Halfstuck
Trvth Nvke
ASAND
If anything that's proof of how much of a nothingburger this premiere was.
>The ABSOLUTE state of this dogshit board
Not as bad as /qa/ but it's around there kek
Someone gonna make another bread?
Charlastor
Hes got that dick nose from Dan Aykroyd in Nothing But Trouble.
The episodes premiered like 6 hours ago,
No links online still.
I'm gonna guess about 7-10 more hours till the release online...right? Surely...