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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for episodes 3 and 4 to be out as early as the 13th or 16th.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get past the IP allowance again?

    • 4 months ago
      guy but evil

      i used a vpn to bypass that

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dislike husk's new voice

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like it either but I'll admit it wasn't as bad as the trailer made it out to be. Vaggie's voice is worse in comparison, I get she's supposed to be the most grounded of the main cast, but she ends up just sounding bored all the time even when she's threatening someone.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its literally Keith David!
      How the hell can anyone hate his voice?..

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it doesn't match him at all. David should have voiced someone like Val.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >David should have voiced someone like Val.
          Oh man, his dialogue/writing would’ve still sucked but having a voice like that would still do wonders for the characters appeal

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Muh Keith David!
        He's a miscast and they were too pussy shit to give him an actual voice direction.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He's a miscast and they were too pussy shit to give him an actual voice direction.
          His voice direction is to sit there and have a deep voice for the shippers. Really surprising that aside from Angel groping him like he does every other guy on screen, the two don't really interact much in the first two(and a half since the pilot counts) episodes.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hate how Husker has transitioned from A Guy That’s Barely There as he was in the pilot, to A Guy That’s Barely There And Also Angel Spends Every Available Moment Hitting On Him.

            He and Nifty felt totally useless in the pilot, but I had a little good faith that’d start to change in the show proper. I guess there’s still time for that, but they haven’t improved so far. I understand that minor characters like this can still have important roles to play in a story, but usually I don’t actively notice how useless and tacked on a character feels as I do with these two.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they were too pussy shit to give him an actual voice direction.
          and yet he's giving the best performance out of all the cast

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >and yet he's giving the best performance out of all the cast

            Everyone else sounds like shit and is miscast whereas David is just a miscast so yeh not hard.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            That just shows how much the re-casts suck.
            New character voices suck too with only good one being Vox.

            Frick you Viv.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like Alastor and he seems fine and consistent. Hopefully not as poorly shilled like Blitzo but Alastor at least is more charming by miles and is based on more interesting characters like Alucard and Dr Facilier (also the actual Jack Skellington compared to Charlie who is more charming Rapunzel/Star Butterfly)

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they were too pussy shit to give him an actual voice direction.
          and yet he's giving the best performance out of all the cast

          Stop dickriding, homosexual.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        keith david's a good VA but he's wrong for the part. would it be good if he'd voiced charlie just because he's a good va?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can like his voice, generally speaking. But this shit doesn't suit him well.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link to the KF thread too, OP. I don't want to deal with Mega's chicanery.
    >EPISODE 1: https://kiwifarms dot net/threads/hazbin-hotel-thread.62732/post-17485511
    >EPISODE 2: https://kiwifarms dot net/threads/hazbin-hotel-thread.62732/post-17486105

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank fricking god I got the files now.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i suggest downloading them from KF before the site gets hit with a DMCA and the vids have to be removed. it's not very likely anything will actually happen since there's copyrighted content all over the site, but just as a precaution.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know
        If Kiwi Farms gets a DMCA, Null will just tell them to frick off. Read a few of these.
        >https://kiwifarms dot hk/forums/take-that-off-the-god-damn-internet.66/

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hopefully she does and he posts his response, those are always a treat to read.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    One good Joke
    >exists
    You doing great vegana
    >Aaaand it's dead. Thanks Angel.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm amazed that people decrypted the episode videos so quickly after finding them

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never underestimate the lengths autists are willing to go
      >Been around them from 4th grade to community college

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i wish i got the cool autism instead of the shitty loser fail autism i have

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish could I learn that skill.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what even is the supposed source?
      i know there was a telegram link in the last thread, but i don't got it.

      because the only way you get clean, digital files is being involved in production somehow, and if you can get the first 2 i don't see why you wouldn't be able to get all 3 that were shown.

      imo it's vivzie marketing department "leaking" the first 2 ep to get people excited for the third

      • 4 months ago
        guy but evil

        the 2 eps got uploaded to the a24 website, some hacker-autist-anons managed to get them

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      > decrypted the episode videos

      except they didnt. on the 1st leak, you can see a mouse. it's a screengrab not a decryption

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i was there when it was happening. to be able to view the video that anon downloaded from the server, the anon that got it said the file had to be decrypted first. so most of the first leaks thread was sharing thumbnails from other parts of the server, instead of sharing screengrabs from the video.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ngl episode 2 is actually decent

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's better then the first ep but that's not saying a lot, i liked Vox and Val though but if Charlie keeps breaking out into song every single ep then that'll get old really fast

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The plot of hell misunderstood heaven le bad.

    I wish people who want to make ''christian god is ackshually evil'' stories would get into, I don’t know, gnosticism for example to get some actual inspiration that could make sense instead of whatever mess this is.

    They won't because it would take them time to research and study theology beyond pop-culture. ''DID YOU KNOW?!'' superficial wikipedia knowledge. Wow, did you know lilith was the first girlboss wife of adam?! We can make a story out of this!!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying Charlie's story wasn't biased bullshit
      I'm going to guess that both sides suck because of shitters on each side.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Iirc Little Demon did that to some extent where it's made abundantly clear that Heaven being bad didn't somehow suddenly make Hell good/misunderstood

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hell is pretty fricked up. Charlie's a bit of an unreliable narrator, and even she reacts with horror at the debauchery around her even as she sings a princess song about how great Hell is.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What an irony

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro, they Steven universed The Bible, their is no way Heaven will be redeem as the good guys, especially when you have a written character like Adam…

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm expecting a "we're not so different" kind of thing rather than explicitly labeling anyone "good" or "bad".

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bro they steven universed the bible
          the hell does that even mean

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            every villain or evil thing is victimized and portrayed in a positive light. every action will be a misunderstanding, and everything should be forgiven or else YOURE the bad guy

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              ah i see. phrasing confused me.
              definitely agree to an extent but i feel like this applie more to hell le good than heaven le bad. steven universe centered thematically around a universal understanding while spindlehorse show morality is much more black and white (ie some people are bad and some are good and never the twain shall meet).

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i find it hard to believe any artist who's into Goetia demons doesn't know who Aleister Crowley is and doesn't bother reading up on his involvement with Hermetism/Gnosticism, but i guess i just have a particular form of autism.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    With the review embargo lifting tomorrow, how do you think critics will respond?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Critics" will eat it up I assume

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      (I think the reviews are only for the first 5 or 6 episodes so far)
      Best case, highly rated, worst case 6 or 7/10
      Praise will be directed to the voice acting, animation/art style and music
      Criticism will be directed to the short length of the episodes and how the show demands you have watched the pilot/helluva boss as well as be familiar with the universe to better understand what is going on

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mostly positive to mixed.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      gonna be a positive and some mixed reviews if it's just the critics and people that got special access, as for when it releases to the public...eh, i don't think a lot average viewers won't get into it as much since HH is pretty heavily geared towards the already established fanbase due to show needing the context of the pilot

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it gay, 10/10.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, how does the first mega link work? I’m trying the second one but it freezes halfway through.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trying going to KF to watch it instead

      Link to the KF thread too, OP. I don't want to deal with Mega's chicanery.
      >EPISODE 1: https://kiwifarms dot net/threads/hazbin-hotel-thread.62732/post-17485511
      >EPISODE 2: https://kiwifarms dot net/threads/hazbin-hotel-thread.62732/post-17486105

      Same thing kept happening to me

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where are charlie's cheek spots located? Are they located under her eyes, or at the corner of her mouth? If you're drawing Charlie, and she's flexing her mouth, should her cheek spots move a lot because they're closer to her mouth, or not that much, because they're closer to the bony area under the eyes?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are they located under her eyes, or at the corner of her mouth?
      Corners of her mouth. When she opens her mouth super wide the circles split in half.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        explain this art then

        I was shocked to hear the "angels minds are hard to change line"
        was coming out from Vaggie

        ?feature=shared&t=78

        it just sounded kind of weird next to Charlie's soaring voice. i think it was supposed to be a bass/low part for the song under charlie's high voice, but it sounded weird and flat. the next part where Vaggie says "blood thirsty and deranged" where her voice wasn't constrained to the song's low part sounded better

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No o:<

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/nesspenguin89/status/1745103467524313245

    Viv has the above in her likes. Cinemaphile activities have officially had an impact on her.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >check vivzie's likes
      >this is actually there
      Lmao

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fun fact this troony was an animator on Moral Orel

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's no clout when it comes to HB/HH lol it's really making the most of what makes Vivzie mad and living in her head rent free.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        troony throwing a temper tantrum.

        How new and exciting

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All those headcanons about Val being the abusive, manipulative and controlling one of the two, only to be flipped in the show as Vox clearly being the one who wears the pants of the relationship
    Viv... i kneel

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would prefer if both of them were a threat. Where maybe Val is more obvious primary threat for first season where he is rolling all over Vox who is infatuated with him, but once Val is defeated Vox shows his true colors as he turns on Val who now lost respect Vox had for him and decides to takes his power for himself. Val being more obvious threat while Vox being someone hidden and manipulating things from shadows. Making Val such a b***h makes his story with Angel have so little weight and makes Addict song a borderline joke.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good to he's not a pussy, his design is to cool for that.
      Also glad he's got some sort of effect to his voice.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your missing "See"
        Fricking sperg

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's still a joke though.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was shocked to hear the "angels minds are hard to change line"
    was coming out from Vaggie

    ?feature=shared&t=78

    it just sounded kind of weird next to Charlie's soaring voice. i think it was supposed to be a bass/low part for the song under charlie's high voice, but it sounded weird and flat. the next part where Vaggie says "blood thirsty and deranged" where her voice wasn't constrained to the song's low part sounded better

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vaggie's part was so low I didn't even understand what she was saying

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, Vaggie's part was really flat and muddy. I could barely hear her.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      along with the visuals of vaggie hanging down from the tower. she's hanging down, singing quietly "angels minds are hard to change". like, is she singing this to someone? can someone hear her singing this or is she saying it to herself?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >like, is she singing this to someone? can someone hear her singing this or is she saying it to herself?
        I think she's singing this part to herself, which would make sense since she's probably an angel herself and is speaking from experience.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vaggie somehow knowing about how an angel's mind works
      Hmmm...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I was shocked to hear the "angels minds are hard to change line"
      was coming out from Vaggie
      ditto

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If demons and angels keep fighting how come the souls will be redeemed and go to heaven??

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would Vizzie post the final boss years before her reveal? Is she stupid?

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really like the audio work they did on Vox, but holy shit, I really dislike the one sided mogging they gave him. Feels like there's just no threat from the V's.
    I admit I liked the song though.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The song was good, but making Vs such weak b***hes so early on is stupid. There is pretty much no threat from them. Funny how up until now they felt intimidating, but the moment they started to actually talk they became jokes.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly didn't really get the impression that they were weak b***hes at all. Valentino is extremely nonthreatening compared to other material, but I really think people overestimate Vox getting "beaten".

        Pentious gets his ass kicked but Pentious is a joke villain. Vox "loses" his duet song but is clearly enough of a threat still that his overpowered rival still hates televisions.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It felt Alastor's hate of TV isn't tied to Valentino, and more just a distaste of the medium as shown in episode 1.
          The reason the song feels so one sided is we get the lines about Vox's power being tied to his viewership, which on its own is a neat connection for a demon.
          Despite that, when he's at a peak viewership, Alastor is still able to 'beat' him, even if it's just in a metaphorical sense. That kind of stuff is important.
          IMO I'm hoping that Valentino is the actual raw powerhouse of the three.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's sucks, because the comics protrayed Vox as the one person who could get under Alastor's skin, enough to where the mere sight of his face smiling at him through a TV screen is enough to make him use profanity as he walks away.
            I guess we got a tiny bit of that when Alastor says "I said no and now he's pissy", but that's all we got. Not at all like someone who is implied to be the only Sinner capable at beating Al in a straight up fight.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              it was all moronic from the start anyway

              nothing about alastor vs vox was further thought out than "haha tv vs radio demon"
              that's it; that's the lore that was in viv's head. that is the extent of it
              your headcanon is better
              do yourself a favor and write your own content because i'm sure whatever hype you have is much worthier in comparison to what you'll see

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >do yourself a favor and write your own content
                Bitch, I just might.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on indie animators VS studio animatiors?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      OG indie animation is more cuddly/squishy and has cuter designs and showcases character personalities better (namely Charlie and Alastor).
      Studio animators had to cut corners due to low budget so it's understandable why the designs and some segments suffered. Sometimes animation improves with subsequent episodes/seasons, but idk. You can't corral real studio workers to put passion into a passion project when it's just their job.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's not even looking vaggie in the eye in the second one...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      how people expect me to make eye contact vs. how I actually make eye contact

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eye contact is overrated. Manipulators want you to make eye contact so they can sell you on 'how' they are saying shit, not 'what' they're saying and whether it makes sense.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I always find it funny that when I do actually make eye contact with someone they usually think they're in trouble.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does it feel like they can't decide if they want Charlie to be considerably taller than Vaggie or not?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally soul/soulless

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watch series to see Charlie saving souls, find out she lost her own to IRL Mammon already.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my God the animations and voice acting are so bad now. Disaster. Vaggie sounds like a 300 lb man and Angel doesn't even sound like he's from Brooklyn anymore.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hoped vox would be more like tech boy

    but it seems he's more off a toilet for other vs to shit in

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what are you talking about moron, valentino is the useless one, vox is obviously in charge, is making plans, and valentino is at least scared of him. whether vox himself is remotely threatening depends, but he's very obviously in charge of the Vs.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        he lost to alastor in his first song, velvet tells him to frick off, valentino throws drinks at him and omnits alastor. He's an Edd at best.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vox has a mutual relationship with the rest of the Vs, Val is his b***hy frickbuddy that throws tantrums that even Velvet doesn't want to put up with. She has to ask him for help and he organizes meetings and own the tech company that makes all the social media they use possible. Him losing to Alastor is just the fact that Alastor is unnaturally strong (bc he's Viv's favorite) and doesn't mean he isn't powerful. Val literally does what he says and Vox babies him like a child.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            If this was a different show, it would be extremely easy to just pair up Vox and Velvet as a couple(shippers don't come for me I don't care either way about the Vs.) just because Velvet at least has her shit together and isn't a hinderance. And Val is like their autistic man-child they have to keep wrangling in.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              True. Velvet would fit perfectly with Vox since she's mature, business savvy and gets work done. But I guess Vox is into emotionally unstable violent pimps....

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm willing to give benefit of the doubt and say Val is the strongest among them physically. The way Vox is treating someone isn't what you do to someone who's weaker than you, it's what you do to someone who has a short fuse and could frick you up. The way he's speaking is to try and get Val to come to the conclusion on his own so he doesn't feel like he's being directly told anything.
            Vox is the tech head and big picture guy
            Vee is the image and details
            Val is the muscle
            At least that's how it should work. All accounts, Viv could be moronic and frick it up.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Makes sense. Here's hoping that Viv doesn't frick them up in the later eps since so far the Vs are pretty entertaining.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      is the tv series good? I remember reading the book american gods, and surprisingly I still remember big parts of it. However the tv series, I didnt hear Cinemaphile ever talking about it

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Charlie and Vaggie get married and wear wedding rings, which ring would they put the finger on? The third middle finger, or the fourth and also their pinkie finger?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have them put on their breasts as per demon custom.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone is just annoying now

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alastor as a character in the world of this setting makes no sense unless Vivzie pulls off the most annoying type of reveal ever later on which she probably will. How the "Radio Demon" manages to be more powerful than his equivalent "Television Demon" despite everything Vox said being objectively correct about his medium being outmoded is stupid. Either one of two things is happening. One, Alastor is Viv's uguu Gary Stu husbando character, or two, Alastor is equally annoyingly NOT actually the "Radio" demon and is some shit in the same vain as Chainsaw Man's "Chainsaw" Devil actually secretly being the uber bestest demon. Unless there's some secondary or tertiary piece of media I'm missing relating to this lame character.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's less like chainsaw man where every demon is the demon of something, and more the Radio is just Alastor's means of broadcasting his carnage. Vox is tied to his TV, Alastor is not.
      I suspect more it'll be Alastor gains his power from making deals, made a deal with Lilith, and from that alone probably got the power to do what he does. Ties him to the 'singing to empower sinners' that was mentioned at the start. This would also be why Vox doesn't want Alastor to make a deal with Charlie, it would make him even stronger.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, that does make more sense. I guess I'll have to just see where it goes. The first two episodes weren't as bad as I thought they'd be, so I guess I'll keep up with it until it gets worse or doesn't.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Radio Demon"
      I would say he's basically a glorified "Podcast Demon", which would be fitting and make sense as to why people are tuning in, but Alastor calls Vox a Podcaster while he was roasting him, so even that doesn't make much sense.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm starting to wonder if the Radio Demon being so powerful is some kind of AM conservative political radio 'muh Rush Limbaugh' type thing. Like people on one side of the political spectrum might perceive it as a 'teh evil' Right Wink Nahtzee influence or whatever. Like how 'muh Janurary 6' is worse than 9/11 + Pearl Harbor + the Holocaust or whatever the frick spin gays try to put on that.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm starting to wonder if the Radio Demon being so powerful is some kind of AM conservative political radio 'muh Rush Limbaugh' type thing

          The evil news lady Charlie got in a fight with was not!Megan Kelly I just assumed

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >demon that embodies one of the most popular media platforms is powerful
          >"How can I make this into a /misc/ thing?"

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>"How can I make this into a /misc/ thing?"
            Nah, just honestly racking my brain trying to get a handle on why certain things are the way they are. Hard to decipher some of the thinking of neurotics like Viv.

            And as usual shoehorning in shit like 'muh Global Warming' and Lefty homosexualry shit is not 'le politics', but anything House Right of that is immediately 'muh

            [...]

            to /misc/'.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the spoiler twist that Alastor is a scout/mole to watch over Charlie under Lilith/Eve's command, he probably isn't a radio demon sinner after all.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He and Li/ve have been gone for 7 years. It would be interesting if they explain the reason Alastor is so popular despite his long absence, is due to Li/ve offering him a powerboost in exchange for helping her.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Would that be considered cheating in this case if it's not truly Alastor himself gaining that power on his own? Would people, be it in-universe or fandom, call out on it? Because we were made to believe Alastor was that crazy up on Earth and somehow managed to even get so high up after dying in Hell.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Would people, be it in-universe or fandom, call out on it?
            You think people would care about being fair in what's basically a turf war?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's less like chainsaw man where every demon is the demon of something, and more the Radio is just Alastor's means of broadcasting his carnage. Vox is tied to his TV, Alastor is not.
      I suspect more it'll be Alastor gains his power from making deals, made a deal with Lilith, and from that alone probably got the power to do what he does. Ties him to the 'singing to empower sinners' that was mentioned at the start. This would also be why Vox doesn't want Alastor to make a deal with Charlie, it would make him even stronger.

      I would believe he made a deal with either Lucifer or Lilith for power but expected to follow their whims. Wish Helluva Boss did more things like that but Viv thinks that is committing a faux paus to actually flesh out contrasts of ways magic system is used. I would believe Blitzo was bred from a line of acrobats and put through brutal training by Cash to be highly skilled at that and various other performer arts which actually made sense for why he is able to pull off what he does through the show. But Viv thinks being born amazingly good and powerful matters far more than those who actually put in the effort without any sort of comedic reasoning yet wants to be taken dead seriously.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I... I really enjoyed the first two episodes. I have no idea why, I should hate them. I think Helluva Boss sucks fricking dick, but in contrast I actually think this was decent. I thought Adam and Vox had good songs, I don't think the animation is nearly as bad as some people here are saying (not as good as the pilot but that was a passion project with no deadlines).

    Also all the characters are unironically more entertaining and less annoying than any Helluva Boss character. There is still lots of sex jokes and cursing but it feels way less common here and also the few people who do it are either intentionally that way as their gimmick (Angel) or villains (Adam) so it feels way less obnoxious.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually have to agree, Hazbin Hotel so far has been way more likeable than Helluva Boss. I know it's only just the first two episodes and that could easily change in the future but I still cling to that inkling of hope that the show will turn out better than the other projects.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually have to agree, Hazbin Hotel so far has been way more likeable than Helluva Boss. I know it's only just the first two episodes and that could easily change in the future but I still cling to that inkling of hope that the show will turn out better than the other projects.

      i'm wary of giving the show too much credit when helluva boss didn't truly nosedive until s2, but the fact that the first two episodes are more tonally consistent (as opposed to the contrast between murder family and loo loo land) and the knowledge there were people giving the writers actual notes helps.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Val sound like an angry theater student

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What reason would the residents of Hell have to downgrade back to radio listening? Even radio listening can still be streamed via electronic devices.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not big on Charlie’s voice

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not big on anyone's voices

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not big on anyone's voices

      Charlie and her being cute/sweet really is the lynchpin holding all this shit together for me, and I suspect I'm not the only one.

      The voice is causing issues with that, along with the character design and animation. It's barely holding together for me at this point. It's like whenever she's not doing something genuinely cool/cute/sweet enough for you to feel it she's on a slight downward trajectory to meh-dom. 'Happy Day in Hell' is fine for what it is, and then her shit with Pentious pulls it back up again, but boy is it uneven.
      By contrast Charlie was the absolute shit in the pilot and her energy drives the whole thing forward and knits together all these other literal whackadoodles.

      Also just realised why Viv made that overly-long intro over two minutes in Episode 1. It's basically the same length as the overture in the pilot - but that was a literal vocal overture leading you into the world. b***h when you're just talking and exposition dumping you ain't got two minutes. Sixty seconds tops and people are mentally tuning out already.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        As a straight, I want a cute girl to watch, and with the reeeedesign of Charlie it somehow ends up Vaggie is the only cute female MC left. and vaggie isn't my type
        Niffty is a non-character

        The show caters too much to fujos

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some first impressions:

    I’m pleasantly surprised by how much I liked Vox. I didn’t think his rivalry with Alastor was gonna turn out being one of the things I’d be the most interested in. I hope they don’t ruin it by making it dominate the show in a weird and inappropriate way like they did with Blitzo and Stolas in HB. I do still want the focus to stay on Charlie’s plot.

    I thought I’d get over Angel Dust’s new voice eventually, but so far I still hate the change. Which is a shame because they’re doing good drama stuff with the character that I want to be invested in, but the voice is distracting. Also I’m mildly disappointed his chest floof is so tiny now. He even has a line drawing attention to it that feels like a tease, where he says people think he has breasts. He doesnt even look like he has breasts anymore so the line doesnt make sense.

    I really dislike Husker’s voice too. I usually like Kieth David, but this just sounds like Dr Facilier hiding in a furry suit. It doesn’t suit the character imo.

    Oh and I’m glad Nifty got over her crush on Sir P so quick. That coulda gotten old if they tried to make it a running gag.

    A few of the songs are kinda fun but it feels weird and excessive to shove so many in.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do not know about Angel's drama. Now that Val is revealed to be so pathetic I cannot take his drama seriously at all. The same problem I have with Stolas (besides how boring that conflict is now). Also I hated how they tried to have this jealousy from Angel despite that he barely interacted with Charlie in episodes 1 and 2. They tried to do Harvest Moon at episode 2 and did not do basic things that you should do with that storyline like actually have some build up, have maybe a montage to show passage of time and growing resentment. No. Just one scene of them cringe acting and that's all you need. You sure earned all those emotional moments. Seriously this is such a rush. I have no doubt that at this rate 2 seasons will probably be all it will be.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Now that Val is revealed to be so pathetic I cannot take his drama seriously at all.
        Not only is it possible for a successful abuser to also paradoxically be an incompetent spineless whiny loser who can barely tie his own shoelaces, in my understanding it is also frightfully common. All a guy like that needs to do is get a handle on the correct dirty underhanded methods to hook his mark, and he’s all set. That’s easy to do with vulnerable people with addiction issues like Angel, even if Angel is generally a smarter person. So I don’t personally take much issue with Val and Angel’s relationship, at least so far.

        > You sure earned all those emotional moments. Seriously this is such a rush.
        This raises a good point, though, and I think it comes back to this show’s problem that it assumes and relies on its audience to consume all the supplemental material like the pilot, music videos, comics, and crew interviews, etc instead of attempting to be an independent entity that can stand on its own.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Not only is it possible for a successful abuser to also paradoxically be an incompetent spineless whiny loser who can barely tie his own shoelaces, in my understanding it is also frightfully common. All a guy like that needs to do is get a handle on the correct dirty underhanded methods to hook his mark, and he’s all set. That’s easy to do with vulnerable people with addiction issues like Angel, even if Angel is generally a smarter person. So I don’t personally take much issue with Val and Angel’s relationship, at least so far.

          No. I don't care about the realism of it. We need villains in these shows who aren't jelly spined lovers. Sometimes the big man is just the big man and not an emotionally immature cretin. Stop projecting your weird defense fantasies.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn you're an idiot

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Stop projecting your weird defense fantasies.
            I can see why this thing wouldn’t appeal to you, but I think this just means I kinda fit into the target audience better for having this perspective.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta, but he's a pimp, so I imagine he's use to the people he's worked for trying to run out on him. I'm not even saying that people like that don't exist, but Vivzie seems to only know one way of how to write these characters, and its' old.
          I also think how sort these 2 "seasons" are, doesn't leave enough breathing room for these character to develop naturally anyways.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          But I do not give a shit about "muh realism". I care about a good story and making Val such a whiny, 1 dimensional, non threatening b***h is not making me excited for this story because I cannot take it seriously. Why should I take Angel's conflict seriously when the instigator is such a non threatening dumb oaf? How is it in any way contributing to the conflict besides TAKING AWAY from it!? I don't care if some abusers are like that. I want a good story with characters I can take seriously and be invested in. I can never be invested in such a thing. Just like I cannot for the life of me take Stolas conflict seriously because of how Stella is written. I don't CARE some people are like that. Some people are not worth making a story about. Especially ones as boring and uninteresting.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I care about a good story and making Val such a whiny, 1 dimensional, non threatening b***h is not making me excited for this story because I cannot take it seriously. Why should I take Angel's conflict seriously when the instigator is such a non threatening dumb oaf? How is it in any way contributing to the conflict besides TAKING AWAY from it!?
            Sorry but they've been projecting it since Addicted that Angel's story is about escaping his abuser. You can scream all you want, but the thing about abusers turning out to be pathetic losers who go crazy when they're at risk of losing their toys is true to real life. Maybe you should wait to see how Valentino treats Angel when they're alone before you start slitting your wrists.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Maybe you should wait to see how Valentino treats Angel when they're alone before you start slitting your wrists.

              You identify deeply with the troony bug, we get it. It's OK.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's an awful comeback, there are trans characters in this setting and you chose the one who is distinctly not trans.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dresses in female clothing
                >has sex with men
                >talks about his "feminine breasts"

                troony adjacent at best.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's called a femboy

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              But Addict now as a song now hits so much less because now we see that Valentino is a JOKE. He is not a threat. He is not interesting. He is male Stella and we know how that shit panned out.
              >True to real life
              Why should I give a shit if something is true to real life when it results in something far less interesting? Why should I applaud reducing Angel's story to this shit? Why should I take this seriously. I mean come on. You want me to believe that a new client comes along, Charlie gives him some attention and suddenly Angel thinks about coming back to that idiot? No. That's stupid. That doesn't make any sense. If Val was shown to be still abrasive, but competent, manipulative and threatening character I may have bought it, but the way they wrote him and those messages make it impossible.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Val is such a non threatening dumb oaf
            Dumb oafs like this can be very threatening, when they hold some measure of power over somebody. Like a monkey with a gun. It’s just a dumb animal that under ordinary circumstances you should be able to put in a cage, but it’s scary because it’s wildly waving around a weapon that it doesnt even understand.

            Also those cool effortlessly over hyper competent bastard characters that you say you want are right the frick there. This show already has Vox and Alastor. Probably also Velvet is supposed to come off that way. Why does Val have to be another repeat of that same person?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because Val was shown to be a manipulative and unpleasant bastard who is tied to one of the biggest characters in the show? Also Vox himself is not that threatening, he was made into a joke either way by Alastor who we know from the leaks that he is a 100% good guy. Velvette is a nothing character so far who is by far the least interesting. And just because Vox and Velvette are somewhat competent doesn't mean Val should be a complete moron. Why should I be afraid of him? He is just some demon screaming frick all the time who is a complete whiny idiot to boot who no one respects or gives a shit about. He is one of the biggest parts of the story of one of the most important characters in the show and he is a complete and utter joke. Don't you see a problem with this? The writing doesn't take him seriously and the only reason you do is because you want to, not because the show itself makes him a threat. He is a joke and the show treats him as such and that is a problem.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually now that you’ve got me thinking of it, I don’t really take any of these characters “seriously,” because they are all differently flavors of crazy whacky dumbass. Which is fitting because this is really just another shitty irreverent adult animated comedy show. And this makes your fixation on wanting this one particular guy to be edgy and threatening kinda odd.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not saying this is a good show but I've found I hate it considerably much less than Cinemaphile does because I don't take any of it seriously. I'm just watching the bright pictures move.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cinemaphile hates everything if we're being real here

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ugh... My frustration is that THIS was supposed to be the serious show. Helluva Boss was meant to be the "comedic side story" while this was supposed to be taken seriously. I am frustrated that this is what Viv seems to think is a serious story. Writing is something I am passionate about and this frustrates me to no end. And even without taking it seriously I do not get much entertainment from this. There are some laughs, but overall it just falls flat. I've been here since HH pilot so I think I have some right to be disappointed.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I am frustrated that this is what Viv seems to think is a serious story
                how did you not see the writing on the walls when her comedy consisted of "teh FRICK word heh heh" and "BENIS"

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I had SOME hope left okay? Wanted to come in with an open mind. Honestly I expected stupidity given those Lilith leaks, but this was beyond any low expectations I already had.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't expect any good plot from her anymore

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The pilot wasn’t that great either, my guy. These two new episodes are just more of the same.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao you homosexuals actually took the bait about Vivzie being able to produce anything of value or substance. OF COURSE the show was always destined to be shit, we all *knew* it from the pilot but people were high on copium. Of course Viv is took creatively bankrupt to do anything beyond copy-paste Helluva Boss plot with Hazbin Hotel. Of COURSE the plot is schizophrenic, the characters are all shit and it's a shlock fest for the pure and ONLY purpose of getting Viv's rocks off.

                You're watching a masturbatory pet project that only Viv gets the maximum enjoyment out of. It's a fever dream of all her favorite things, played out in the most asinine childish ways as she years for her tween days staring in the abyss at a hot topic.
                She got them broadway singers from her favorite musicals to say SHIT FRICK DICK!!1 And those poor poor animators to animate her ugly ass OCs!! T-Then all that clout on social media for being THE indie animator when she just oversees the project rather than do any difficult work!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree with this
                She can't write anything good
                I wonder if she will ever do more episodes of Zoophobia after Hazbin

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >HH pilot
                not accustomed to her earlier works, are you talking about heil hitler?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hazbin Hotel Pilot.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually now that you’ve got me thinking of it, I don’t really take any of these characters “seriously,” because they are all differently flavors of crazy whacky dumbass. Which is fitting because this is really just another shitty irreverent adult animated comedy show. And this makes your fixation on wanting this one particular guy to be edgy and threatening kinda odd.

                Viv can not make threatening villains to save her life. They all have to be a different flavor of loser. The closest we've had to an intimidating bad guy was Striker, and we all know how that turned out.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                the annoying part is that vox does manage to be threatening until he jobs in the song

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Songs ticked off from the list (the top one):

    Ep 1 Overture:
    Happy Day In Hell
    Hell is Forever

    Ep 2 Radio Killed the Video Star:
    It Starts With Sorry
    Stayed Gone

    Songs Remaining:

    Loser Baby
    Hell's Greatest Dad
    Whatever it Takes
    Hazbin Hotel Cues
    Ready For This
    Respectless
    Finale
    More Than Anything Reprise
    You Didn't Know
    Out For Love
    Welcome To Heaven
    Poison

    Episode Titles left:
    3. Scrambled Eggs
    4. Masquerade
    5. Dad Beat Dad.
    6. Welcome To Heaven.
    7. Hello Rosie
    8. The Show Must Go On.

    Guesses:
    3. Scrambled Eggs
    Respectless
    Loser Baby

    4. Masquerade
    Poison
    Out For Love

    5. Dad Beat Dad.
    Hell's Greatest Dad
    You Didn't Know

    6. Welcome To Heaven.
    Welcome To Heaven
    More Than Anything Reprise

    7. Hello Rosie
    Whatever it Takes
    Ready For This

    8. The Show Must Go On.
    Hazbin Hotel Cues
    Finale

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm curious on what the Masquerade ep is going to be like. I hope it's something like Charlie has to go to a demon ball with a bunch of the high ranking demons so we see how she interacts with them.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        ooh, charlie at a masquerade ball! That sounds so fun! It'd never happen since they're adult properties definitely not aimed at children, but it would be really cool if Charlie and Vaggie got Monster High Dolls!
        (pictured is Monster Ball Clawdeen)

        >huffs something
        ok but what if, that's the "angel dust trauma" episode, where it's the, "i act like a suuuper sexxxy and indifferent and unaffected boy, but I'm dropping my MASQUERADE to show I'm a Saaaaaaaad boy" episode?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder what the merch for the show will be once it official airs. Probably the same stuff as Helluva's but dolls would be interesting, Charlie is literally perfect for it.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            She really is so cute as a doll!

            ?feature=shared&t=626

            the youtuber also shows a custom angel dust doll as well, but he doesn't get to have that flattish head so he looks little different

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              This different person has a Charlie, Alastor, and Angel Dust Doll!

              ?feature=shared&t=1716

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cute! That would be perfect as merch, but knowing Viv it'll probably just be more of the same plushies and acry

              Ten bucks says God says "FRICK HELL" or some shit like that.

              lic stuff.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                My moronic ass accidentally clicked on a post while typing

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think "Hazbin Hotel Cues" is an actual song, I think it's a catch-all for background music that uses melodies from the songs.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Speaking of which what is with that background shit. It's actually pretty bad.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          gooseworx and her co-composer evan seem to go on autopilot for background music
          it was dull and forgettable in digital circus too

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If there's the whole Rosie-Lillith Eve thing, I'd put "You Didn't Know" under the Hello Rosie episode, and then swap "Whatever it Takes" to Scrambled Eggs, shift Loser Baby to Masquerade, but I don't really know where I'd put Poison or Out For Love

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >More Than Anything Reprise
      >no song listed actually titled More Than Anything
      This is bothering me more than it probably should.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        since it's the song writing credits for royalties, maybe they only needed to list one of the songs since the reprise and the original share lyrics, but the reprise may have more lyrics, so that's the one listed?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Masquerade is definitely going to be Poison and Loser Baby, it's the Husk/Angel episode. New preview makes it clear the plot is Husk realizes Angel is full of bullshit and really talks to him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Masquerade seems like it could be interesting in theory if they use it to explore some of the bigwigs/politics of hell and how the Demons Lords and their proxies interact with one another.

      Of course, it's not that. It will probably be about gay sex or something.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boring, poor voice acting, bad songs, shitty animation and shallow character motivations. Everything I expected and more.

    What a shitshow.

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >introduced as abusive, suave, macho pimp

    >immediately becomes a shrill mexican beta who randomly loses and gains a thick accent every 30 seconds

    What happened

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      9/11 for valentino simps

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly Viv wanted Hazbin to have it's own Stella and Val got the short end of the stick.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure they are saving the full on rape scene for the next set of episodes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Abusers losing their shit when their victims manage to get away is pretty true to real life.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you should go suck a dick homosexual

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Enjoy your Goofy Time, dingus

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Read a book you useless sack of bones

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        But making your villain you try to make a serious story around into such a pathetic moron is stupid as frick writing.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's less that he's losing his shit and more HOW he's losing his shit. A genuinely threatening guy is scary when he loses his shit. Vox losing his shit is genuinely threatening (though Alastor kind of immediately undermines that). Val just seems like a prissy, fussy toddler throwing a tantrum.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah him going in and out of his shitty random Euro-Spanish accent was jarring in the episode.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe the way he is seen by his underlings and the way he is seen by his peers/superiors is intentionally different.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ya know... we're all gonna miss how Paranoid DJ voices Val.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also
      >a literally limp-wristed narcissist who throws tantrums
      And he's supposed to be a top?

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    so now that the episodes are out how long until the AI redub

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      there were actually AI covers for Happy Day and Poison and they were unironically better especially Happy Day (bc charlie's AI voice tones the campiness the frick down)
      Can't find link...

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Viv is absolutely going to Hell for this show but she deserves it for writing mah boy JC and his old man out entirely

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's his miku binder

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      JC is a wild card, and God is likely being saved for later on. I'm going to gather the status of God is going to have a major impact on how Heaven is presented in terms of how it operates.
      Makes sense she wouldn't want to introduce them this early, they have enough characters for us to sift through, better to let them breath instead of crowding even more important figures in.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ten bucks says God says "FRICK HELL" or some shit like that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is that supposed to be? Jesus is lily-white, has blue eyes, and bleach-white robes even though he walks around in donkey shit all day. Haven't you ever seen a Jesus movie before?

      Come to think of it, why did Judas need to kiss Him to identify Him to the Romans? Guy stands out a mile really.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Jesus is white!!
        That's what the church wants you to believe. 😉
        Jesus was born in the middle east and those gypsies are anything but white.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      its gonna be something like God has been on vacation the last few thousand years and the whole exterminations thing was just the angels doing it without oversight or permission.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Jesus was in it, they'd make him and Judas tragic lovers which seems to be a popular interpretation lately.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      whos this guy?
      the historical jesus was a blonde haired blue eyed white nationalist who supports free market capitalism and is against universal healthcare

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Viv's backstory for Lucifer feels like she skim read Paradise Lost and was like "woah satan GOOD???" and then made a show.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually worse because she even cucked Lucifer and is just having Lilith be the REAL leader. She couldn't even do "lol lucifer good" right lmao

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Out of this whole mess that is one thing I don’t really take issue with, actually.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be as midwitted as Viv, anon.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just think that Lucifer is a cool and potentially morally ambiguous character that can be open to lots of different interpretations, and that doesn’t have to be a bad thing as long as you can pull off your execution. Not saying Viv will pull off hers or that she isn’t being a bimbo that misunderstood the original text and then projected her personal issues or whatever onto it, just that the general idea is not inherently bad.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >intro says Lilith was known for her singing voice
    >disguised as Rosie, she wouldn't be able to convince anyone she's the real Lilith
    >so she goes to the radio demon for help
    Eh I guess.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if the radio demon is Lilith in disguise?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        trans alastor...

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Radio sheman…

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        trans alastor...

        Radio sheman…

        Oh deer. Katie voice is enough troony shit for me already.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Alastor takes off his clothes and shows off his vegana to Charlie
        >"CHARLIE, I AM YOUR MOTHER!"
        >Charlie: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first few minutes of episode 1 is going "Hell good, Heaven bad lol"

    I hope the book isn't entirely accurate and there's more to the conflict than just that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope that's it. She also made Adam be the most obnoxious dudebro imaginable, which we already knew would be the case. I'd be shocked if Heaven is portrayed with any sympathy at all instead of a giant den of fashist hypocrisy or whatever.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I fully guarantee that it is that simple. Hell good, Heaven bad. She took the first man and made him Heaven's version of Mammon.

        Yup. And if there is good Angel their conflict will be done like this:
        >Wait... If Hell le Good then that means... *GASP* Heaven le bad?
        And then they make a rebellion or some shit to fix injustice or some shit like this.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          We already have a "good" angel character. Vaggie is very clearly a fallen angel who left Heaven because it sucked/she fell for Charlie/insert other reason. So I can easily see her filling that role as a mouthpiece for the other angels who will start questioning if Heaven is bad in some climatic scene.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think more than anything she left Heaven because she fell in love with Charlie. She seems to hate Hell and everyone in it, otherwise.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fully guarantee that it is that simple. Hell good, Heaven bad. She took the first man and made him Heaven's version of Mammon.

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's making up the rules for getting into Heaven, anyways? Charlie has Sir Pent saying shit like, "Say no to drugs, and no sex before marriage." Yet Adam is bragging about banging chicks up in Heaven the episode prior.

    It probably would've been wiser to sneak in the possible unrealistic requirements needed to entire Heaven in Adam's song, instead of pointless air guitar solos.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Adam is bragging about banging chicks up in Heaven the episode prior.

      Honestly Charlie should have just opened by flashing her breasts, the results would probably have been better.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie wrote that script and she's naive in about fifty different ways. She probably think if she can't get through to Adam she can go above him, which is where Sera comes in.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be fair, even though I think Ed absolutely owned the role, but the song made me warm up to Amir to where I think he's alright, he's putting in x10 more effort than Vaggie's VA currently is at least.

      It would be a great joke if it was revealed that Adam has gotten absolutely zero pussy since Eve and he's just desperately trying to convey an image of being a Chad.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It would be a great joke if it was revealed that Adam has gotten absolutely zero pussy since Eve and he's just desperately trying to convey an image of being a Chad.
        knowing viv, this is what the show is going for. Adam will be the designated incel

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Who's making up the rules for getting into Heaven, anyways?
      the same can be said for Hell. It would be funny if someone called out Charlie for that.
      >people make mistakes
      >was it mistake for that guy to kill that girl over a break up.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the same can be said for Hell. It would be funny if someone called out Charlie for that.
        They do keep stepping around the fact that Charlie not giving a clear picture of who she thinks is and isn't redeemable. It would be one thing if they took it in a, "My name is Earl." kind of route, where she's assisting in helping people right the wrongs they made, and giving actual steps towards change. But the hotel is run more like a conversion therapy facility, where the goal is more to change the person.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Who's making up the rules for getting into Heaven, anyways?
      the same can be said for Hell. It would be funny if someone called out Charlie for that.
      >people make mistakes
      >was it mistake for that guy to kill that girl over a break up.

      I was talking about that with my friends yesterday. Imagine if this had happened instead.

      >Charlie: Sinners may make mistakes, but so does everyone!

      >Lute: Really now? Did the sinners who murdered their loved ones make a mistake? Did the rapists? The pedophiles? The conquerors? The thieves? Do you truly think we'd allow that sort of scum past our gates?

      Would bring up something for Charlie (and the audience) to ponder + make the angels seem a bit more nuanced.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        those guys don't exist in hazbin hell though they're ultra dead

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Also don't they send/kill certain people to the void or something? Don't they deserve to be redeemed?

          "The Hitlers of the world are automatically purged" thing isn't canon. I'm going to see if I can find the stream but Viv said they're excluded by the other sinners and usually don't survive purges because they don't have anywhere to hide. Still kind of weak world building but it's better than them apparently being so bad they don't even get to go to the place built to house them.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Hitler doesn't have anyone in Hell to shelter him from angel purges
            I don't believe that for a fricking second

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]

              I feel like the Hitler/Misc Pot/Mao types would actually have strong cliques in a hell that works like Viv's tbh. If you are charismatic enough to pull off the stuff they did irl then idk why you'd have trouble doing it down in Hell where everyone is evil.

              >skin color and race literally don't matter
              >nobody stays permanently dead unless it's by angel weapons
              >you're stuck in one ring and there are plenty of other beings much more powerful than you
              IDK I can see a nazi becoming disillusioned, especially since they'd think they were going to go to heaven when they died. People like Hitler probably wouldn't die in their first purge but I can see them not flourishing if they don't adapt.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Hitler doesn't have anyone in Hell to shelter him from angel purges
            I don't believe that for a fricking second

            I feel like the Hitler/Misc Pot/Mao types would actually have strong cliques in a hell that works like Viv's tbh. If you are charismatic enough to pull off the stuff they did irl then idk why you'd have trouble doing it down in Hell where everyone is evil.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            I feel like the Hitler/Misc Pot/Mao types would actually have strong cliques in a hell that works like Viv's tbh. If you are charismatic enough to pull off the stuff they did irl then idk why you'd have trouble doing it down in Hell where everyone is evil.

            I'll steelman this plot point a little and compare it to real life prisons where rapists and murderers still consider themselves morally superior to child molesters and are notorious for attacking them at random. I don't think Viv is a good enough to figure out the allegory herself, though

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              *A good enough writer
              Guess I'm not a great writer either

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought they were just killed by other sinners. But either way, that's lame. It's like Vivziepop is too scared to give her show about Heaven and Hell nuance.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the same can be said for Hell. It would be funny if someone called out Charlie for that.
        They do keep stepping around the fact that Charlie not giving a clear picture of who she thinks is and isn't redeemable. It would be one thing if they took it in a, "My name is Earl." kind of route, where she's assisting in helping people right the wrongs they made, and giving actual steps towards change. But the hotel is run more like a conversion therapy facility, where the goal is more to change the person.

        Also don't they send/kill certain people to the void or something? Don't they deserve to be redeemed?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >instead of pointless air guitar solos
      you take that back

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It could be the case that Adam (as well as the other exterminators) is actually a sinner who is only allowed into Heaven in exchange for the dirty work in dealing with Hell, the sexual escapades he claims merely being embellishments to Charlie who he assumes will never learn otherwise. This would also mean that he already knows that the premise of the song is wrong, but that's exactly why he's a villain, shutting out others from receiving the special entry into Heaven he got while not even being remorseful.

      While declaring abstinence is obviously a joke about Sir Pent and Charlie being lame, there's still a hint of admiration for it when Angel appears to be jealous of the two and privately yearns to be above his degeneracy he feels trapped in.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie wrote that script and she's naive in about fifty different ways. She probably think if she can't get through to Adam she can go above him, which is where Sera comes in.

      Charlie:
      >No sex before marriage
      Also Charlie:
      >Has lesbian girlfriend
      Pretty sure it's impossible to be that naïve.

      Have to admit I did kek hard at that Pentious line reading about "sexual intercourse before marriage" though.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They might not be having sex yet, saving it for the wedding. Who knows.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Charlie is saving her body for marriage with Alastor.

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    New Hazbin Hotel Twitter video featuring Angel Dust and Husk.

    https://twitter.com/HazbinHotel/status/1745143475291529663

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't take Angel's "haha funny degenerate sex man" jokes seriously anymore because his funny accent is gone. The voice made the character.

      Now he's just an annoying sex pest.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He sounds like OG Cuno.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can tell this guy had the biggest fun of his entire life voicing this character, legendary work.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Husk talking about how he sees right through Angel Dust and how fake he is..
      Alright, let's see if that anon at

      ooh, charlie at a masquerade ball! That sounds so fun! It'd never happen since they're adult properties definitely not aimed at children, but it would be really cool if Charlie and Vaggie got Monster High Dolls!
      (pictured is Monster Ball Clawdeen)

      >huffs something
      ok but what if, that's the "angel dust trauma" episode, where it's the, "i act like a suuuper sexxxy and indifferent and unaffected boy, but I'm dropping my MASQUERADE to show I'm a Saaaaaaaad boy" episode?

      was huffing fumes of truth when Masquerade comes out.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow they are really gonna try shove that ship down people's throats huh

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, it's been pretty fricking obvious that they're going to be the stolitz of HH.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There's already people trying to explain that Husk actually likes what Angel is doing and that it's just slow burn guys!

      These Viv dickriders need to be shot.

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first episode sucked
    >second was meh at best

    I honestly think Helluva Boss is better!
    I and think Helluva Boss is mediocre as shit can get.
    Don't have high hopes for Hasbin after these first two episodes.

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's shit

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Racists don't go to hell, according to Viv. All of /misc/ gets cast into the void for eternity.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They do go to hell but skin tone literally doesn't matter there so there's not much they can do

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only way I can understand how that's supposed to work is "Evil consumes evil" so Root takes only the most pure evil of people and consumes their souls allowing her to grow more powerful instead of letting them fester in hell in which she will inevitably devour their souls once they are slain by the Exterminators... I bet Root see's hell like a Crockpot for evil.

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >officially more attractive than Charlie simply by animation quality

    JUST

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Furries see a rainbow-vomit fox and go crazy. It's that easy.

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Immediately loses the will to live after being told to KYS
    What the frick is his problem?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how every character in both shows is ultimately either a Chud or a Damaged Woobie Roll

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't they at least do a joke like this
      >I AM ALREADY DEAD! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?
      I mean at the very least acknowledge that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wannabe-Overlord who's constantly shoved into a locker by Alastor or Vox

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MEGA now has a video limit
    Wtf why

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      they know most leaks happen majorly in their site so they want to cash in.

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone fill me in on the bible because i can't understand why are adam and vaggie angels if they were human before. can that happen?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dead bad people become demons
      >dead good people become angels
      wow... that's really hard to comprehend bro...

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly thought demons and angels are supposed to be their own thing. Like what even is the equivalent of hellborn in heaven?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe the cherubs?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Demons and angels are their own thing. Humans can't become either

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i know people here are tired of the ''heavens = bad, hell = good'' cliche but.....

    for once i would like if God was mean to be a neutral force not good our evil, just a force of nature, he created the universe, them became ''the watcher'' he just watchs but never interfere in a mix of respect for teh free will but also kinda because deep down he dont cares much, because he has way too important stuff to do.

    Satan be the bad guy is something that even fall to some debate.
    some philosophers, historians, believe that in early drafts of the writing that would become the bible later on Satan or Lucifer was not a enemy but a agent of God made to test our loyalty, he was a force of good folwing god orders.
    in the bible we have the story of Job.
    Job was very loyal to god he did everything God asked him to do, and he was blessed with a big family and riches.
    but them one day God was like ''Do job really likes me or he only follow me because i gave him good stuff?''
    So god as is write in teh bible literally asks Lucifer/Satan to ruin Job life, kills his family, take away all his stuf and left him miserable just to test Job loyalty.
    God GAVE PERSMISSION TO SATAN TO DESTROY JOB LIFE with the only condition that satan could not kill Job but anything else...allowed
    i mean Satan in the context of this story in particular is working for God, he not defying him, refusing to follow his orders, God gave him this job.

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who do you think is getting the most flack for the leaks?

    The "hacker known as Cinemaphile"?
    A24 for having bad security and having the api info out to view in the open?
    Brightcove for having authentication that was so easily tricked?

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the whole story was supposed to be about "redeeming bad guys", but how the frick does it make any sense if Heaven is completely evil, and wants them all dead? The way Vivziepop presents it, the story should be about Hell defeating Heaven and establishing a just and free afterlife for everyone, which is beyond moronic, but there's no other option.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The way Vivziepop presents it, the story should be about Hell defeating Heaven and establishing a just and free afterlife for everyone, which is beyond moronic, but there's no other option.

      Didn't you see the trailer? That's the plot. There's gonna be a war lol.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        But then what the actual frick is this story even saying? Evil good, good bad? Or is she saying that there are only shades of gray so no one is truly bad, no matter how despicable? Fricking Sesame Street has more moral nuance than this horseshit.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Or is she saying that there are only shades of gray so no one is truly bad, no matter how despicable

          Adam makes a point of saying black/white morality is a good thing and just how the universe works in his song.

          Of course he also seems no better than the average citizen of hell so who knows.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            But that's the thing, Adam is clearly painted as being wrong. Meaning there's no good or bad, so Heaven and Hell are essentially the same thing, which fits the narrative the show feeds you. Vivziepop is literally fricking strawmanning Christianity. I expected there to be at least a semblance of nuance, but it feels like the whole story is literally just Vivziepop seething about having to go to church on Sunday mornings as a kid. That's all it is.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >about "redeeming bad guys", but how the frick does it make any sense if Heaven is completely evil, and wants them all dead?
      "hell is the new heaven" calling it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just watched the intro and holy shit, what a horrible depiction of hell.

      Th devil himself is now a basedboy loser who doesn't even rule over the firey underworld and there's not even a depiction of God probably because the creator was too scared of a backlash. Must be what tumblr hopes hell is like in case they go.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair in the original story Lucifer/Satan is not the ruler of Hell, he is a prisoner here like everyone else

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Charlie telling the REAL story of the Garden of Eden
    >Lilith is already rebellious and does what she wants
    >She meets Lucifer and the two share the "gift of free will"
    Okay, but if she was already rebelling against authority since creation, doesn't that mean they already had free will?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, and Eve didn’t.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So who told Charlie that something different happened in Eden, and why does she believe them over God? Because if motherfricking Jehova says one thing and a literal demon in literal hell tells me another, I'm probably going to take YHWH's word for it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Heaven Le Bad. That's your reason.
        Why do you think they did not add God?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vivzie is coward

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well that’s cause you’re not a satanist.

        The take “What if the dude with the horns is the nice guy with my better interest at heart, and the dude with the halo is really the lying prick who wants to fool me?” is an ancient one. Especially when the story is that both dudes are saying “Trust me buddy, I’m here to help you.”

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If your dad was the devil you might actually take his word out of sympathy honestly. Charlie's entire experience with heaven has been negative regardless of the truth, so you can't expect her to be unbiased.

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    am i the only one who is gonna point out how all the characters drawn by a fat woman (vivziepop) are abnormally skinny?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No this was a whole thing when her depiction of Gluttony was a skinny sparkle-dog who is actually incapable of getting fat because she has a furnace built into her ass. Viv doesn't draw fat people and most people agree that any fat background characters weren't designed by her.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow. so she already has a history of being fatphobic (self-loathing)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The cutest one's chubby.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The cutest one's chubby.
        no she's not.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What a little darling!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          not yet at least

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            keep your filthy deviantart paws off her

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              hehehehe

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The cutest one's chubby.
        no she's not.

        You're both wrong.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You three are wrong

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Adam in Heaven, anyway? He was banished from Heaven, so what gives?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was banished from the Garden of Eden. It’s a different place. It’s easy to confuse because they both get called Paradise.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but he was a human and lived on Earth, he did not live forever, and I certainly don't know anyone other than Latter Day Saints who calls him an angel (they, for some reason, believe he's archangel Michael).

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Viv just changed the lore around for her universe. She didn’t change it for the better, but she had that creative license.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is Adam in Heaven

      So if Adam became an angel does this mean Heaven works like a mirror of hell? People who make it there become angels like people in hell become demons?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Eve bites into the apple
      >Tells Adam to try it
      >"Lol frick no, I don't take orders from a woman."
      >Ends up not being banished

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Adam's got that Sigma grindset going.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Has angel babes
          >Wants all sinners to be dead
          >Is actually pretty good with the guitar
          Honestly Adam should have his own show

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I love him so much

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Adam's got that Sigma grindset going.
          Adam is unironically great character, probably better than the main cast

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Vivzie trend of the irredeemable piece of shit antagonists being more likeable than the heroes continues.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think the reason why they are likeable is that unlike the cast they aren't uwu soft gays with a sad backstory
          So is fun just seeing a character being an butthole for the same of it

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's probably also confidence. I don't like Val nearly as much as I like Adam, because Val seems like an insecure b***h, but Adam is genuinely wienery and just seems to have his values in order, even if you strongly disagree with him.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is created
        >immediately tells Lilith to make a sandwich
        >woman runs away
        >God makes him another woman
        >new woman eats devil apple and creates hell

        Based tbh.

        Although this does call into question the status of the Demon Lords? Does this confirm they are all Fallen Angels? Pretty sure Viv said that wasn't the case before, but not sure how else that would work. Unless they just poofed into existence when Hell was spawned by the first sin.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pompous Adam actually ended up working pretty well, I was surprised. The problem is she ends up going so beyond satire with him that it ends up making him endearing in a comical sort of way, which defeats the purpose of his character.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the "dudebro" vibe they gave him. The problem is instead of just coming off as the guy whose only out to get laid, he comes off just as much as the lovable jackass who does whatever insane thing everyone talks about next morning. The guy who did shit like stealing a street sign to hang up in his bedroom or who jumped off the porch of an apartment and booked it when the cops replied to the noise complaint.
          They gave him too much energy and the result is he comes off as everyone's favorite memories from college

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not how the story goes...

        So what does this mean for Cain and Abel then? This actually screws up with a lot of the old Biblical lore

        ....then again I doubt Vivziepop actually did basic research, so I should have expected that.

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually…‘didn’t hate it’
    The plot seems like a bit of a clusterfrick but shit it stills leaves me wanting to turn the metaphorical page and see what happens next episode.

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna Watch the episodes later,but i skimmed threw to see if niffty got any screentime and i wasn't disappointed . Shes still as cute as ever

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      her voice sounds like a literal child and unfortunately she is just a comedic relief

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, Honestly it doesn't bother me to much since it was about what i was expecting. I don't mind shes just comic relief since it will keep viv from forcing drama with her, but do hope she gets more screen time

        (Also seeing her new dress in motion does make me miss her one from the pilot)

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The 'bad boy' shit was a decent gag though, appropriately at punching bag Pentious' expense, literally kicking him when he's just starting to get some kind of a win. Started kinda cute, I just wish it had a bit more build up before the payoff though. Also non necessarily the end of it. Pentious is actually more interesting a character than I gave him credit in the pilot.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, Honestly it doesn't bother me to much since it was about what i was expecting. I don't mind shes just comic relief since it will keep viv from forcing drama with her, but do hope she gets more screen time

        (Also seeing her new dress in motion does make me miss her one from the pilot)

        I’m hoping she gets a good song at least.

  54. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So like does Lucifer just have a red phone hotline with his old heaven buddies lol

    The heaven embassy thing was funny tbh

  55. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished episode 1, here are my thoughts
    >you can really feel the Bento Box animation
    >is vaggie voiced by a troony or is the b***h gargling cum while reading the lines?
    >charlie's voice sucks
    >katie killjoy
    >angeldust's voice sucks
    >husks voice is great but doesn't fit the character
    >alastor's voice is absolute shit
    No seriously why the frick does it sound like every single voice actor is doing a half assed impression of the original VAs
    >alastor really did get turned into a lame ass babysitter
    >first song is alright until vaggie opens her mouth then holy shit what the frick were they thinking this is embarrassingly bad
    >the leaks were real LMAO
    >second song was good, but brought down by viv's childish idea of edginess
    >random sci-fi ship for some fricking reason

    All in all I rate it 5/10 in a vacuum, 0/10 when compared to the pilot. A complete abortion of a cartoon that everyone involved post pilot should be embarrassed to be a part of.
    I'm sure all the shiteaters will love it though.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >husks voice is great but doesn't fit the character
      im sure they just wanted to use a celeb somewhere in the roster to get attention. didn't even give him many lines. probably could barely afford him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yfw you realise Charlie's 'meeting' with Adam was obviously just Viv's self-insert experience on a bad date with someone who wasn't an uber-Feminist and maybe not particularly smooth, filtered through her own neurotic little brain and moronic ideas about the world.

      Like sure a guy making repetitive lame jokes, (equivalent to the hologram gag), wouldn't impress any chick, and maybe you shouldn't talk about some hypocritical feminist c**t you previously dated wanting to have 'muh equality' but still not splitting the bill on the fifth date, (prove him wrong though), and you can bet your arse it took two to tango on that one.

      I went on a date with a b***h who turned out to be some kind of moronic feminist once, and I can assure you it was just as bad an experience for me as it was for her. Doesn't mean I'm going to make cartoons that are supposedly for entertainment about it though.

      I mean didn't it seem a little bizarre that food even came into that scene at all? Like it would if you were on a ... date at a ... restaurant?

      I know it has been said many times already, but frick you Viv.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate Cinemaphile because you guys make up the craziest shit

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh hi Viv, there you are. I'll take that as confirmation, so thanks for that.

          Not that I need it when obvious obvious is so fricking obvious.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >mad that shit got leaked and everyone knows the super secret show plans
            lol. c**t

            nah there are real reasons to criticize and shit on viv i just get annoyed when you frickers fall back on fanfic for some reason

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >there are real reasons to criticize and shit on viv
              >fanfic/conjecture
              Why not both?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mad that shit got leaked and everyone knows the super secret show plans
          lol. c**t

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I assumed he was eating because he didn't give a frick about what any demon ever had to actually say in the first place. It's sort of a "You're going to have to speak to me while I eat because your feelings really don't matter and I'm hungry." situation.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I suspect it's more like a guy on a date pigging out while Viv felt compelled to order a glass of water, or a salad in a pathetic attempt to try to convince him she didn't get that fat by eating actual food. So then she just has to sit there and watch like a ridiculous c**t resenting it the whole time. Probably again where the hologram she can't grab comes in. Sound about right Viv?

          I hate Cinemaphile because you guys make up the craziest shit

          Very deep btw. Bravo.

          I mean a male character who is supposed to be a Dick, now what inspiration could a young lady of vast experience like yourself possibly be drawing upon here when she writes a character like that? Could be anything, right b***h?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think maybe you are the one projecting here. Vivzie just wrote a common shallow frat boy stereotype- it doesn’t necessarily need to relate to a personal experience. Nothing about the scene really comes off like that.

        The ribs are there because: Get it? Adam? Ribs?? Adam’s rib?

        Mighta been a cute little irony, but you’re right that it was forced. It would have been better if it was saved for a more appropriate scene, or even if this scene was executed better to fit it, but she clearly was in a rush to shove that little detail into his introduction right from the top because she thought it was just soo damn clever. Same with the “video killed the radio star” reference with Vox vs Alastor, I’m sure she’s still patting herself on the back for that one.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh and also sloppily shoving food in his glut the whole time makes him look like a slob, which reinforces that piggish gross frat boy jerk stereotype.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh and also sloppily shoving food in his glut the whole time makes him look like a slob, which reinforces that piggish gross frat boy jerk stereotype.

          Sorry anon, you're Viv.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Justin Roiland visits Cinemaphile style bullshit
            Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>is vaggie voiced by a troony or is the b***h gargling cum while reading the lines?
      Clocky tranner voices are literally the hottest thing ever.

  56. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Question if hell starts a fight with Heaven how come they show the angel they have changed and deserve a second chance???

  57. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently YHWHjak, the trinity, J.C and so forth basically just don’t exist in this universe and it’s JUST angels running everything.
    So really Lucifer isn’t even really meant to be the devil as he is imagined in Christianity and is basically just the Lucifer the Roman Prometheus.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't HB have a poster of God saying a motivational thing in the Cherub episode?
      it seems more like Charlie wasn't told that there's a big guy in charge.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Charlie wasn't told that there's a big guy in charge
        >Lu doesn’t want Charlie to know she’s got an estranged grampa
        Aww, thats kinda sad.

        Though I dunno how she could hang out around a bunch of sinners from Earth and not learn from them about the concept of God. You’d think a bunch of those guys would be cursing him out from the second they got there. I know I know plenty of people who would, and do.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense, Lucifer would probably be pretty butthurt over being kicked out by pretty much his dad and wouldn't mention him even to his daughter

  58. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone please tell me what the hell is Eve doing in hell??? And why is she replacing Lilith???

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      We haven't seen Eve

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        In a leak it is said the she took Lilith place and Rosie is the real Lilith

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The final question is HOW though? What, did she pull Lilith's hair and frick her right in the pussy?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's a question
            I guess Eve is a bit more powerful than Lilith

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well okay then I guess we’ll have to wait and see how that plays out to answer your question. I got no speculation, that sounds dumb.

  59. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm simply fricking disappointed because this show turned out just to be yet another le ebin takedown of Christianity without an ounce of self-awareness. I didn't expect much after the second season of Helluva Boss, but I still hoped that the leaks were exaggerating and Viv was trying at least SOMETHING interesting. Like, playing with the ideas of Heaven and Hell from the contemporary point of view, and trying to interpret them in a fresh new way. But no, we get psychopath angels who frick and murder everything for fun, and sadboi demons who are totally nice and misunderstood, sulking in bed at night like Ikari Shinji. And none of it is an exaggeration, it's the fricking show.

    It's just disappointing. Vivziepop is indeed completely clueless and talentless when it comes to writing, her only strength is visual design.

  60. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adam unmasked.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Need a fanart movement of Adam banging Charlie just to mess with Viv

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sadly the only thing i could find
        https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7356948

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait for the series to properly come out, that frame is going to inspire dozens of fanart within a week.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it me or is Adams mask implied to be literally just his face? He somehow eats through it so either it's some hyper-technological/reality bending crap or it's not a mask at all

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just like i imagined

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >reality bending crap
        Not too far fetched. These cartoon characters are angels and demons, they’re basically magic. Alastor and Vox can teleport through wires and Charlie has shape shifting powers, I don’t see what would be weird about Adam having a magic mask he can eat through.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >filename is ChadAdam
      >not ChAdam
      you had one job

  61. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went in really hating Adam, but he's actually pretty likeable and the song he does is lowkey a banger, the only one I remember after the vox and alastor one. Once you get past his design and how the show is more "inspired by" the Bible instead of a one to one retelling of it, it's pretty fun. Some of his lines I read from the leaks too just sounded awful, but hearing his VA give the delivery made me chuckle at some. Adam eating ribs was also a nice little touch

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Adam eating ribs was also a nice little touch

      Clever. I didn't get the joke at first.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Eating ribs
        Holy shit I'm fricking stupid, how did I not notice that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It helps that he is completely right, Hell is supposed to be a place of punishment for sinners, Charlie is just a naive idiot who sees them as her people simply because Hell is all she knows.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        True. I love antagonists who have reasons that are hard to argue with or just flat out correct

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The problem with his argument is that judging by the way he acts, Adam should probably also be in hell. Loudly bragging about how you fricked another Angel and stuff doesn't seem particularly holy, which undermines his argument. He himself is basically an unrepentant degenerate.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The REAL question is how he manages to not get booted out of heaven just like Charlie's dad
          Seriously, how has God/the elder angels not kicked him out for hitting on angels n sht?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Isn't he in charge of the genocide angels? They probably don't want to risk a second war in heaven if they ban him from the pearly gates.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Second war in heaven
              To be frank theres a high chance there wasn't even a FIRST war in heaven in the Hellaverse, unless the totally-not-demon-propaganda book at the beginning of the first episode was in fact, lying and didn't tell half of the real story

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                If Viv tries to say the storybook was 100% fact and true I’d flip a table.
                Like I didn’t have high expectations of her writing already, but that would take the fricking cake of bad writing.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because sins don't actually matter, Heaven is the same as Hell in this universe. They live cushy lives and don't let anyone in.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Inb4 Adam's a nepo baby and gets special treatment cuz he's the high angels' first human (or son if you wanna see it that way)

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe that’s why Adam and the exorcist angels look more demonic with horns and such, showing they are more sinful than the pure angels like Sera and Emily.
          Like they have sin, but it’s righteous sin of murdering demons so they get a heaven pass or something.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Adam looks like a rip of of Blizto

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are they actually sinners or is it "sinners" in name only?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Some of his lines I read from the leaks too just sounded awful, but hearing his VA give the delivery made me chuckle at some.
      This was my experience as well.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Some of his lines I read from the leaks too just sounded awful, but hearing his VA give the delivery made me chuckle at some.
      This was my experience as well.

      yeah, he gave me black jack vibes at times. he's supposed to be a loser, but he's so confidently wrong it comes back at being endearing

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Adam was gonna be completely insufferable character when Viv said he was her fav and that we would love him, but watching him gave me a Danny Devito "I get it" moment. I just hope his dynamic with Lute is as fun and insane as the crew makes it out to be.

      The original dick line was still godawful even with Alex's voice acting tho

  62. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adam is based. Would party with Adam and Bee in Club Purgatory.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s kind of a shame Adam doesn’t like Hell when there are so many people he’d get along with there.

  63. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was ok actually, it has some pretty noticeable pot-marks but I couldn’t bring myself to hate it.
    Episode 1 was basically what everyone guessed it would be from the trailer the entire time.
    Episode 2 was actually kinda good imo, especially the song between Vox and Alastor

  64. 4 months ago
    guy but evil

    am i cringe?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What exactly is Velvet's contribution to the V troika? Modeling? Lol.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What exactly is Velvet's contribution

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think she’s supposed to be a Devil Wears Prada kind of super c**t, but they can’t handle writing that kinda genius conniving queen bee character, so she’s just a brat

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't she like the social media demon?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No you are not, Vox is officially best boy now

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would love a live wallpaper version of this where he's animated and blinks

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm imagining him judging you because he can see what you browse on the internet
      it's like history you can't delete

      • 4 months ago
        guy but evil

        like a little popup with vox's face appears on the corner of the screen whenever you watch an angel dust video

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Name Black person I will hang you from a tree you queer

          • 4 months ago
            guy but evil

            why?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You pointlessly draw attention to yourself, Go back to just watching videos about Cinemaphile on YouTube instead of actually being here you zoomer c**t

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                sorry

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hot.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"I'm going to warn you now, anon. If you cum on the keyboard, i'm sending your search history to your fricking mother. And if you think i won't, try me."

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ywn have vox watch your coom sessions and tease you

  65. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Total Adam supremacy

  66. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pentious is our replacement considering how they RUINED Angel Dust.

  67. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This actually seems to be pretty divisive in terms of feedback on here.
    Some people ITT are screaming hot garbage, while some are saying they like it.

  68. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the things I don't really like about the worldbuilding is that hell isn't even an actual hell, at worst it's just red Detroit
    You want a REAL hell? Take a look at dantes inferno, or Ultrakill. There sinners are actually punished for their deeds accordingly rather than "o no guys we r in Chicago but red now"

  69. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nifty's jokes were good
    Pentious is suprisingly cute
    Liked Vox, kind of feels like a more successful Blitzo
    I liked it overall

    I know Alastor is Vivziepop's edgiest character, but in the pilot he still felt like more of a funny old man, here's he's spamming threats at everyone like a 12 year old, it really brings his character down.
    Angel and Dusk's old voices were a better fit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Liked Vox, kind of feels like a more successful Blitzo
      Interesting comparison, I might have to think about that one. You well could be right.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor felt funnier in the original pilot, kinda same with spider dude (Angel now just downright feels creepy as frick and a really uncomfortable character to watch). I ain''t sure how I feel how the cast feels like it's being watered down/flanderized.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Angel is just junkie apologist propoganda.
        >don't judge them even though they break into your home, steal your shit, ruin local businesses, and have can't control themselves because of the drugs they willfully chose to start taking.
        yeah i live in california, surrounded by fricking junkies attempting to rob you constantly. shove this in your dickhole vivzie you out of touch dipshit. try living outside your tidy neighborhood with disposable income and you'll see real quick how badly one junkie can ruin your life all for their fix

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Alastor felt funnier in the original pilot
        Alastor felt fricking downright menacing in the pilot. Was really good shit. Amazing what you can do with some relatively simple animation and dramatic tricks. Vaggie is hardly my favourite character, but well used with Alastor exposition and Angel being like, "I'm not into politics". Charlie's reaction to seeing him at the door is adorable and fricking priceless, and all his nuanced evil reactions to shit are imaginative and really fantastic work. Picrel shot is particularly memorable. That's got that Ren & Stimpy detail shot creep factor.

        The kind of shit that's conspicuously missing in the new series and makes Alastor in particular just seem flat.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's his voice. They turned down the weird but neat uncanny radio crackle so you could hear him better but all it did was make the new va sound worse.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, there was no good reason to change that, that shit was actually brilliant, but visually it's like watching an Aladdin sequel where the genie just moves around like a normie at flat angles most of the time, and obvious deflating downgrade from the original where he's doing his magic shit all the time and just never lets up.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seems to me that there's a broad drop in animation quality that has characters not as expressive and lively as they were in the pilot. Besides Alastor, other examples that caught my attention in this regard are Angel and Sir Pent.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Im sorry but you're moronic if you think this devianart shitty OC with eye-raping levels of red is "intimidating" in the least.

          You should really watch better shows.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well yeah, that's just like, your opinion man.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Pentious is suprisingly cute
      Well I’m not surprised. He was cute in the pilot.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i peel you an apple
        peak bonding

  70. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Valentino was that cold hearted pimp rapist, what the frick am I watching

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry only effeminate twinks are allowed in hell

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a decent villain
      >in Vivzieslop
      Bitch, you thought

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you really think someone that is a pimp is actually a badass? peeps like that are always b***hes.

  71. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the animation so bad now. It's not even helluva boss quality.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Viv blew the budget on broadway literal whos who can't act.

  72. 4 months ago
    guy but evil

    sometimes i really think about the fact that vox is a fricking flatscreen like if i drop kick his face he’s gone

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Him (deftly) dodging a projectile made me wonder about that, and how vulnerable he would be.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm assuming his screen is a little bit stronger than a regular human television, but, (in the non canon??? Instagram posts) Vox's face can be busted. I want to imagine a regular sinner nobody can't really hurt him, but another overlord or hell royalty can damage him.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is there a place to see all of the Instagram posts?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pyrocynical/Richter Overtime looking ass

  73. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is the ending of Hazbin going to impact Helluva Boss in any way if the show does end with the embodiment of evil being destroyed?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doomguy is going to descend into hell and murderape everyone.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Stolas and Blitzo indoors obliviously doing their gay soap opera bullshit while a window in the background hints there’s an mythic apocalyptic war happening just outside
      Could be funny.

  74. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else get a strong uncanny feeling from watching this show?

  75. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I like to be forced

    Nifty bros won. The maid likes to be forced.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      at what cost

      >bad redesign
      >childlike voice
      >demoted from a likely important role to mediocre comic relief side character

  76. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do u guys thinks Charlie is friends with any of the demon lords

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably doesnt take place in the same universe to avoid killing off any helluva boss characters

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It does

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking weak ass, abortive writing

        >pilot’s not canon, lol

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it does, you see one of mammon's imp-bots at one point

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          proves nothing. could still be some "this is a similar but alternate universe" shit.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Until Viv states otherwise they STILL are in the same universe

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            bro if you're that determined to be stupid so you have something else to be angry at i can't help you. there's no reason HB and HH don't take place in the same universe. they're two separate stories that don't impact each other.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >getting this asstickled over a comment
              go back to twitter

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >do these two shows take place in the same universe?
                >yeah here's proof
                >that doesn't count
                you frick off back to twitter

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are some Helluva Boss connections already seen. There is a Fizzaroli robot dressed up as a waitress at the V building. Imps also use the same designs as in that show.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Adam and Lute explicitly point out that Charlie and hell born demons are pardoned from extermination.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hellborn are canonically pardoned from the exterminations
          Ohhh man the potential this opens

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Something like that is already canon, only question is if Vaggie was still an Exorcist when she met Charlie or not.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          So there’s no overpopulation problem in the other Hell rings? Just in Pride? Or is it not an overpopulation issue at all? But then why do they outright say it is a population thing?

          And couldn’t they just open up the other Hell rings to sinners? That rule always seemed weird to me and knowing for sure that it’s more a “sinners vs angels” problem and not really a “hell vs angels” thing makes it seem like the obvious fix. Also it brings into question what Lucifer’s relationship is to the other Deadly Sins and the other rings. He and Lilith get called the leaders of Hell when really, again, they just seem relegated to Pride. Over and over again, Hazbin seems to say “Hell” but mean “Pride.”

          Hazbin and Helluva should just be series that take place in different universes to simplify things.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pride has an overpopulation problem because Lucifer won't let sinners into the other rings. Hell being finite is insane anyways tbh.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why isn’t Charlie making it her mission to fix that instead of the far more difficult task of getting them into Heaven then?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Short term vs long term solution ig, but yeh that's a bizzare blind spot

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think they would still exterminate them. The beginning kinda implies that heaven fears being overthrown, which doesn't make sense considering that every sinner we have seen seems to enjoy hell.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Short term vs long term solution ig, but yeh that's a bizzare blind spot

                Maybe the other demon lords don’t want these sinners flooding their circles.
                Like Asmodeus who’s all about consent now wouldn’t want rapists like Valentino, or Bee who’s against self destructive indulgence wouldn’t want literal cannibals.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Deadly sins... but they're decent people? Subverted.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                They should want to have those guys around to torture and punish them. Kinda like, yknow, the way things are in the traditional christian mythology.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why should Lucifer care what the others want?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The way things are going it sounds like some of those guys might be more powerful than he is. Which is dumb and disappointing.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Hell being finite is insane anyways tbh
              Why? God's the only one who can create or destroy matter as we know it (you'll recall Lucifer thinking he's on the same level led to a whole thing). You think the Almighty will expand Lucifer's prison pit just because he asks nicely?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just seems like a weird design flaw to have an afterlife realm be finite. Earth is finite, but we have a convenient fix for that, called Death. Souls don’t die so it’s weird they can end up in a place where they can just keep piling up.

                And yeah, the exterminations deal with it, but they’re not efficient and organic the way Earth’s life and death system is. They seem like a tacked on idea that has been applied like a bandaid after the fact.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Souls don’t die
                And you've submitted this theory to careful rigorous testing? We're talking about shit that's pretty much religious fanfiction, discernable logic is not going to be in abundance.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just raises a new issue that it’s weird there’s a life after death, only then for there to be another death after that.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is no afterlife after your second death. You cease to exist, full stop. No consciousness, no sensation, frick-you-do-not-pass-Go oblivion, forever

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                But WHY don’t they just enter oblivion at the first death then? Why have a wienertease after life if it’s not eternal?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You assume the universe at large was designed to be "good". Considering we will die if we exist in about 99.99999999% of it, that's far from the case.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s moronic.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The idea of hell being so full that the dead walk the earth is a tale as old as time. its not that weird.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                1978 isn't THAT old, Jesus....

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay grampa

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seriously, just have it be on Mars and they want human brains or something
            They even have Richard Horvitz on cast, they're already halfway to Invader ZIm homages

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The premise of Hazbin Hotel is so moronic, Viv only gave it 2 seconds of thought before moving on.

            -Why the frick does Charlie care if sinners are killed off since they are already dead in the after life
            -Why does being eternally in heaven which has strict rules better?
            -Why is Charlie so anti-sin and evil if she is the LITERAL princess of hell?
            -Why the frick is there royalty in hell to begin with?
            -Why do Angels care if Hell is meant to be a place for sinners and works with God/Higher powers to punish those who don't live a certain lifestyle?
            -How can you even redeem someone damned to hell? Even if you could - what is stopping angels from just killing sinners who end up in Heaven?
            -HOW DO YOU DOUBLE DIE?
            -Pointless over development of overlords, rings, hierarchy and geopolitics for no reason
            -Why isn't Charlie targetting humans (take them into the hellscape) to reform them BEFORE they die?
            -Why even Heaven and Hell at all? This should just be red los angeles with monsters

            Easy fix

            -Take away heaven/hell aspect
            -Make it about monsters or mythical creatures, good ones vs bad ones, and why they should exist
            -Still sectioned off from most of humanity but could interact with humans
            -Shloppy lesson about morality being gray can still be there
            -Still can include singing or trying to reform image but takes away unnecessary complexity when trying to adapt a religious mythos that's been bastardized beyond belief
            -Can still include magic and more powerful monsters and even hierarchy if she wants to
            -Actually develop characters beyond the more bare bones basic shit, give them dynamics flaws and arcs
            -Stop trying to jam everything together and give shit time to breathe

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think she has any friends at all

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mean

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's just the truth

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Son of a b***h, you had the same idea I did faster.

        I think prior to the hotel, all of her friends were imaginary

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think she has any friends at all

          I think prior to the hotel, all of her friends were imaginary

          >Charlie is actually very lonely and jumped on board the Vaggie express because she was the only person that was ever actually nice to her.
          Charlie just needed a good man to dick her down... And Vaggie too.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Charlie just needed a good man to dick her down...And Vaggie too

            This is the case with every lesbian. Charlie also has daddy issues which is why Alastor makes her wet.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              At first, I hate that they literally called her Vaggie, but then I remembered that people are called Dick in real life.

              Vaggie’s so boring,

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who the frick names their son 'Dick'?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's short for Richard

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mostly the greatest generation's parents. Most of the slang we associate with it came later and back in the day it was associated with detectives and military men

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Oh My GAWD!" The Man, the Myth, the Legend.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly really sad when you think about It. She needs validation so bad she "fell in love" with the first person to be nice to her. If anyone else was I'm sure she'd either drop vaggie or try and do some poly bullshit because she doesn't know how to handle friendship

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think she has any friends at all

              I think prior to the hotel, all of her friends were imaginary

              I do find it hard to believe that the literal daughter of the king of hell and heir to the throne couldn't find any friends.

              Like yeh even if they find her beliefs and inherent goodness stupid, she's still next in line if the devil bites it. You'd think there would be more people fawning over her/willing to humor her ideas.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The sinners don’t seem to care about her status at all, like how Katie Killjoy openly mocks her during the news interview.
                Maybe other hellborn have a higher opinion of her since she’s one of them.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                At the most she probably had fake friends that just wanted to see if they could leech off her status, honestly you probably could make a character and episode out of that, Charlie's fake friend from years ago coming back to her, and Charlie has to question if they really want friendship or not

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn’t Charlie have an ex-boyfriend?
                Sounds like a perfect plot line for him.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's like when you see Evangelion fans shipping and you realize they completely missed the point of what they just watched

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't worry. Charlie can open up to her new bestie, Alastor, now.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I didn't see the pilot or Addict, I didn't think Charlie and Angel were friends. Worst is thinking that Angel Dust is using the hotel as a shield since he knows Valentino can't do shit against the daughter of Lucifer.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think prior to the hotel, all of her friends were imaginary

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably knows Asmodeus as Uncle Ozzie.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about Aunty Bee Bee? She'd throw fun parties for her

  77. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why people are b***hing about Keith David Husk, I think he sounds perfectly grumpy and also suave, considering he's a bartender/magician it makes sense.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s a magician? I figured all the weird playing card occult shit in his design was because he died in a casino or some shit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He is indeed a magician

  78. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    funny uncolored cheek

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Terrible animation

  79. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Husk saving Angel's life
    it's over they're canon pack it up Radiodust gays

  80. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was Eh.
    And that's the greatest sin a show can make.

  81. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope in future episodes they make AD less annoying and give Vaggie’s VA some caffeine or something. I liked Vox, I guess. Alastor is kind of bland, Charlie is good, Sir P is admittedly cute, Niffty is…there, and I don’t mind Husk.

    I feel like for 20+ minutes nothing really happened. Sir P’s interactions with the hotel crew and Angel dust feeling dejected felt rushed because apparently we needed to cram some unnecessary musical numbers in there.

  82. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick is this show female focused?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every episode Charlie gets at least five lines 😀

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The show has no focus at all

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just one more thing Viv was bullshitting about. Will people hold her to that one?
      All I see is people going crazy over Vox and Adam.
      "Female-focused show" indeed.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        My god, at least I see Alastor appeal but Adam? He is just angel Blitzo but because he is straight his scummy behavior is just unacceptable according to the batshit standards of these moralgays.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He is just angel Blitzo
          Are you fricking moronic? Adam is the opposite of Blitzo because he's actually cool. At the most Blitzo puts on a facade of being cool were Adam actually is

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, can't help it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >say HH is female focused cause the lead couple is lesbian
      >say HB is male focused cause the lead couple is gay
      Viv really doesn’t know what people prefer to see does she.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It means the protagonist is a girl.

  83. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vaggie’s VA sounds like she’s fighting through a migraine.

  84. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alastor wants to lick and taste Charlie. And date her.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor is a fed. He's using her to take down daddy.

  85. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watched the first two eps but it really feels unimpressive asides from the musical scenes? And even then, they feel one too many (like the apology one just felt forced and really could have been a genuinely good scene if not for that). The humor is baaaaaarely there and it feels kinda hard holding any kind of emotional bearing over the characters after a bit. Alastor seemed okay, but not by a lot in second episode and that was meant to be the one watering down the TV guy to make Alastor come out on top of him. When I see so many male characters being this twisted/sexified/I don't even know, it feels more like Vivzie taking advantage to make the characters come alive for the sake of her... it's hard to explain without making her seem like a bloodthirsty fangirl over most of these bowtie designs.

    Fricking hell, I think not a very long while ago, she retweeted the most weird ass post that had to do with "twinks breaking their voice" and I'm just like "fricking come on woman". The eps so far feel like a bootleg Disney rip-off except with not even the "so bad that it's good" qualities.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"twinks breaking their voice"
      Oh so that's why Angel's new voice is so awful, it was a concious decicion to get Viv's fujo rocks off.
      Great, they actively chose to make him sound like Cuno or whatever the frick his name was, with the constantly cracking voice like he's going through puberty.

      Awesome.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        mind you, the post that had that sentence was in fact, referring to the Poison music that just recently released.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am not surprised by that at all.
          If you'd be able to find it and provide a link i'd be greatful. I am morbidly curious about it now.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://twitter.com/simpinst0las/status/1743202136597655633
            here ya go breh (you can still find it also on Viv's main)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was me who compares Angel to him

        He sounds like OG Cuno.

        It's a character from Disco Elysium and honestly I highly suggest everyone to play it. It has phenomenal writing.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I highly suggest everyone to play it. It has phenomenal writing.
          This is true

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's amazing how well this game can go from comedy to being extremely heartfelt

  86. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one sick of the phrase, "I can do this"?

    It may seem like a minor point, but I really got sick of hearing it playing modern Tomb Raider games. It's such unimaginative empty Zoomer self-affirmation bullshit that seems to just show up in everything these days. So when I saw the trailer and they were literally the first words out of Charlie's mouth my heart just sank in response.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound insane

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If that's the case, it's probably because of all the homosexuals saying that shit driving me insane with it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound insane

      Oh it is Chudjak time.

  87. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's cute when she fails. I want to see her cry.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She stoopid

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Made for angel cum

  88. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A big L for all those who thought he was going to be replaced by Sir Pentious.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shows up in the background once
      >gays think this means he'll be of any importance
      They probably just wanted a background design and they went with one of the left over character sheets

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        People were saying the same thing about Barbie Wire but she still showed up. I don't think Vivziepop is one to completely cut out characters as they all show up eventually.

        Besides by that logic, that would also mean Crymini, Helsa, Seviathan, Roo and Angel Dust's family are "cut out" too when we simply aren't getting to them yet because this is Season 1 still.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        cope

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He DID get replaced by Pentious in the main cast, he just didn't get deleted

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        $20 says he's going to be the guy Vox uses/abuses for gadgets and inventions.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now I really want to see this

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Baxter is the Dexter of Hazbin Hotel but is abused and thrown around by Vox making new things constantly trying to keep up with all of the demands.
            >Baxter gets stressed the frick out but doesn't know how to get out of the situation
            >Somehow ends up with Charlie and the gang after he tries some sort of scheme trying to take down Al

  89. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely don't understand where the "heaven bad hell good" complaint is coming from. Sure, the "heaven bad" part is true, but at which point did you get the impression that hell was portrayed in any sort of positive light? If anything it was shown that Charlie is borderline delusional with her goal if she thinks anyone can be redeemed while frickers are literally eating and killing the shit out of each other on the streets.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah no matter how much they try to say Heaven bad, Hell is just so much worse.
      Charlie just has a completely warped point of view since she’s never been on Earth or heaven, hell is all she knows so the whole idea that her home is meant to be shit and full of bad people just doesn’t compute in her mind.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Compared to the depiction in the pilot, Hell is looking a lot softer in the show proper. It also seems to be that HB is making a point to have a lot of Hell's inhabitants come off as decent normal folk with occasional scumbags.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The funniest part is how all the characters in HB who are coming off as decent folk are all hell born like Charlie, meanwhile ex-human sinners are buttholes.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well it's because hell only get's to see the worst of humanity not the good side. Even the nicest of sinners are considered terrible people that have done something totally fricked in life.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well it makes sense if you think about it. If you're born in Hell, you spend your whole life accepting the insanity around you as Tuesday. When your a sinner, you spend a lifetime of relative bliss before being tossed into reality's cesspool and told upfront "This is forever, b***h". Honestly I'd rather not meet the sinner who's STILL a normal, balanced individual after being stripped of every scrap of hope they have.

  90. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's amazing how bad amir talai is as alastor. His voice is unbelievably bad.

  91. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Adam talk like a teenager even tho he should have never heard that vocabulary? Did hell rub off on him?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does Adam talk like a teenager even tho he should have never heard that vocabulary? Did hell rub off on him?
      Adam is a sigma type of angel bro

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does Adam talk like a teenager even tho he should have never heard that vocabulary? Did hell rub off on him?
      Adam is a sigma type of angel bro

      He probably got it from watching Earth from heaven and his fellow angels/winners

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the grampa of everybody is watching over us all, his descendants
        That’s kinda cute. Hi grampy.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >watching Earth from heaven and his fellow angels/winners
        >only gamers go to heaven

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >All gamers go to heaven
          >Except the flurries, the weebs, the gays, the trans, the...
          >Starring Adam, the first man and first chad

  92. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Adam is Blitzo! Vox is Blitzo! I’M Blitzo! Are there anymore BLITZOS I should know about????
    >”Christ on a stick!”

  93. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe it's finally out after all these years. Is it a retooling or should I rewatch the pilot before I start?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      watch the pilot, its unironically necessary to understand what is going on

  94. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adam is 100% consciously written to be "likable" for a certain part of Vivziepop's audience.
    Personally would prefer for angels to have a different demeanor from the hell's residents without the shit dick suck lingo.

  95. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many years have I longed for this day to finally arrive!

  96. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie looks incredibly hot with unkempt hair. Hopefully there will be a bunch of art of her in that state.

  97. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's insane how bad the animation is compared to the pilot. This should've stayed a passion project while helluva got shopped around.

  98. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing is... i am not against the idea of Lucifer being a loving father. There is potential of him being a "totally evil character, but he still has a soft spot for his kids". That is something expected from Stolas since *Looloo Land*, but we all know how that turned out.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lucifer hiding in his castle of doom while heaven threatens to permanently cripple one of the Rings while he plays piano is pretty beta of him

  99. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lucifer is a quirky fun guy who's just misunderstood
    >Val turned into a pushover
    >terrible plot twist with Alastor and Rosie/Lilith incoming
    >Voices range from fine, to definite downgrade from the originals (Angel Dust/Vaggie)
    >weak plot and pacing (to be expected)
    >songs just fine

    Not a 0/10 atrocity, but not worth 4 years of waiting.

  100. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they going to explain why people turn into furries and other conventionally attractive tumblr ocs when they go to hell?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably that body is your true self or some bs. You think we ever get an episode where someone has an identity crisis for being trapped in a furry body?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’d just sacrifice myself to the angels. In fact I’m unsure why more sinners aren’t necking themselves to escape eternal torment

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >In fact I’m unsure why more sinners aren’t necking themselves to escape eternal torment
          Since they are supposed to be pretty much inmortal to almost anything it's definitely very likely that some of them tried and failed, the only possible way they could really off themselves is bia Extermination, or having the sheer luck of getting their hands on a angelic weapon

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then why aren’t sinners lining up to be slaughtered

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because hell is just potrayed as earth with a red filter.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah it's just Detroit but in ULTRAKILL's heresy layer
            speaking of which Ultrakill does a much better job at portraying hell than HH/HB

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah detroit is way worse

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Detroit is the double hell angel dust mentioned in the pilot

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It takes Angelic weapons to permanently kill a sinner, it’s why Velvette says it will take how long for her model to pull herself back together after Valentino hacked her up.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Angel gets called “prostitute-bug”
        >flips his shit
        >seems usually pretty at peace with, and even sometimes proud of, being a prostitute, so presumably is taking offense at being called “bug”
        Maybe it’s a thing.

        Though Angel does seem kinda happy with having extra limbs too.

  101. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Already loving these two

  102. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie is such a sweetheart

  103. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO SIXTEEN FRICKING HOURS AND IT'S STILL UP ON TWITTER!

    THERE IS LESS MODERQTION THERR THAN ON Cinemaphile!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that reply

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i guess at this point is simple not worth for the show crew to say anything and make the leak every more ''popular''

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some people need to go outside, a leak hardly matters, one can still support the series even after the leaks are done, gives you the more reason to rewatch if you enjoy it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ahh, why can't you be patient and buy early access!
      'cause the feeling of watching earlier than the ones who paid to go "me first me first" is sweet.

  104. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie is actually the bad for wanting to stop the sinner’s only realistic chance at escaping eternal damination.

  105. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone upload them to somewhere else y dont know why some homosexuals choose mega its the worst place to dowlonad specially 2 gb files

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What would you suggest anon?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anything that doesnt tell me how much i can download per day

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I downloaded both episodes without hitting limits. I didn't even know there was limits. If your not gonna provide an alternative you're a top tier homosexual crying about not getting free leaked media spoon fed

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        not that anon but just use a vpn and refresh, ain't that hard, especially if I don't want to download dolphin porn.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's on Kiwi Farms. Literally the fifth post ITT.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        O i had to deleted the letters and add a dot, im such a dummy lol

  106. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Female-focused show"
    So that was a fricking lie. Viv has some weird sexual hangups.

  107. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    People using a woman being the Root of Evil as an example of Viv's misogyny are taking a fat L rn since the Root of Good is also a woman

  108. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at what the hacker known as Cinemaphile has gone and done now. Viv is all upset. Shame on you Mr. Cinemaphile.

  109. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really follow the fandom of this show so I might be missing some context from the creators, why is Adam just a sinner but in white robes? He's supposed to be in heaven, he even leads the angels, and therefore be at least remotely "moral" right? All I've seen is him talk about how much he enjoys senseless bloodlust and fricking groupies while shoving food down his mouth like a glutton. Is that supposed to be the joke?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He's supposed to be in heaven
      Did you not watch the show? He is literally in heaven during the meeting.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe I didn't explain myself properly
        Adam, being the leader or whatever of the angels and a "high ranking" member of HEAVEN the GOOD and ETHICAL place is acting like he would fit right in with the citizens of hell. He takes please in being a lusting, murderous, gluttonous, lying, prideful, lazy, jealous, greedy butthole. I mean I like him and think the character is funny but why? Just be good in life for 50-90 years and then you can spend eternity is absolute sin and hedonism? I don't get it, what would separate the inhabitants of heaven and hell if this is what they act like? It would just be the same place full of degeneracy but with a coat of white paint, I guess there's no purge but that would be it.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Small indie writing team, few archetypes and personalities available.
          Please understand.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >implying getting to heaven doesn't mean you get every earthly pleasure and then some
          He made the cut and got into heaven, since you cannot sin in heaven any act that was considered "Bad" becomes a heavenly reward or something. You can kill... Just not humans, you can eat all you want, you can frick all you want, you will never want for anything because you are in the realm where all sin is nonexistent.
          Make sense?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            So heaven is just hell but with cleaner streets?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah pretty much, Vivzie's whole schitck is the angels think they're better than everyone else and still do the same shit but the difference is they put on the whole facade that they're "Holy and innocent." but deep down they're no better than the demons. I think it has to do with western churches and how everyone acts "Holier than thou" for going to church but behind closed doors they're sinners just the same or whatever edgy shit Vivzie had up her sleeve.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except he's not a Sinner? What kind of episode did you watched

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, he looks and acts like a Sinner and given he's based on Adam who by all accounts SHOULD be down in Hell and not Heaven if we were actually being more faithful to the source, I can see why one would make that conclusion.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        the one where Adam said he takes great joy in killing people, that he is too lazy to actually come down for a meeting, the one where he talks about wanting to frick groupies and shoved his mouth full of food. maybe there is another episode that you're talking about that I haven't seen but I'm talking about Hazbin Hotel episode 1.

  110. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    remainder vivziepop haters are just resented salty fnaf fans , because she dared to mess with theird god scott cuckton

  111. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched them.
    Vox vs Alastor song is pretty good.
    I like Charlie, but I'm sorry, none of her songs are all that good and I couldn't handle much of them.

    Pentious is the only funny character, which comes as a surprise. What the frick is wrong with Valentino's voice though? The accent is extremely inconsistent. Vaggie is also extremely bland and boring. The rest of the voices are serviceable.
    That comes with a caveat though: Viv opted for supposed "Broadway glamour," when everything in this, the Pilot voices would have been 100% capable of. Was unnecessary to replace them.

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