He actually didn't do anything wrong, he was defending his property
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killing all these beautiful breasts, I mean women, was wrong
I kind of wish the whole movie an anthology like the first two segments. Just do a whole franchise in one movie.
He said Kathleen Kennedy was going to get fired any day now.
god bless the castle doctrine
The biggest incel in Horror.
he had to do something about all those thots
>NOOOOOO i'm not enjoying sex so nobody else should either!
Fricking commies.
those girls are no good for you. they're all bawds
oops, wrong webm. that's not a bawd. that's Kevin Bacon.
Jason had the brain of a mentally moronic child and had no sexual inclination.
He kills the teenager because of revenge and his mother teaching him that those people in particular are sinful.
Not really, he's legally dead so he doesn't have any rights.
Part 7 is god tier. I remember watching it at 2 AM on tv as a kid and it instantly became my favorite.
Friday series is mad comfy. Really hope we get another one soon.
Based 7 enjoyer. I thought it was great.
With the way the lawsuit got handled, there's too many moronic restrictions on what's allowed. The best thing for the franchise is Miller dying and somebody/company throwing a ton of money at the estate for the rights.
7 had the only cast of teenagers I felt bad about seeing slaughtered.
killing women for having premarital sex is not wrong, inshallah
He had no ownership claim over crystal lake. In fact he's living there unlawfully.
>In fact he's living there unlawfully.
Adverse Possession may be a factor depending on how long he lived at the property while it was derelict. He may have a claim.
>kills sex havers
Jason is the incel war god.
Are americans allowed to just slaughter all people who enter their property?
Depends on the state's castle doctrine. Generally they need to be breaking into your home/car or already in your home/car. But again, it varies from state to state.
If they enter your home, yes,but if they just sneak into your backyard and you shoot them, that's murder
All of Crystal Lake is Jason's home.
He never lived at Crystal lake, or maybe I'm wrong
He apparently lived in the campgrounds since his mom was a chef for the camp or so the lore implied.
Oh ok, I thought he went there as a boy scout and drowned lol
looking back did people know pamela was his mom? was she cooking in the camp and had the kid there but pretended it wasnt hers?
my favourite girl, cute as frick
the way she says "cant be alive" its just cute
also I wish she would've had a jason baby
Wish she was nude when he did that.
>Deuteronomy 22:21
>then they shall bring out the girl to the doorway of her father’s house, and the men of her city shall stone her to death because she has committed an act of folly in Israel by playing the harlot in her father’s house; thus you shall purge the evil from among you.
Jason is an American Hero. He protects his property and the nature surrounding it.
Favorite F13 film?
>the best one
1
>ones i watch reguarly
2, 4, 5, X
>ones i sometimes watch
3, 8
>ones i rarely watch
6, 7, 9
6 and 8
maybe 5 too because it's so fricking moronic even for an F13 movie
Freddy VS Jason
If that doesn't count, 6 or the 2009 one.
It's the basic b***h response but Part IV really is great. It has the Crispin Glover dance scene which automatically puts it on top
It's "basic" for a reason, and that reason is that IV is the best. Anything with Crispin Glover rules.
Jason takes Manhattan 100%
Part 5 is legitimately entertaining, brainlets just get filtered because it's not actually Jason. Part 1-4, 6, 7, X, and FvJ are also classics. 8 is okay, but for the most part 9 sucks ass.
I’ve always said that the twist in V doesn’t affect the movie, because for all intents and purposes the killer is Jason for 90% of the movie. He looks and moves like Jason, that’s how the stunt performer and the director shot the thing.
>but for the most part 9 sucks ass.
Did you watch the unrated director's cut? The movie actually somewhat makes sense if you watch that one. Also more gore and breasts.
> he was defending his property
That's Leatherface actually. Jason is just a disgruntled momma's boy that rages because he was born an ugly b***h and was bullied by girls at summer camp as a kid. Freddy, Chucky, Leatherface, and Michael Myers are all chads compared to this hockey mask wearing pussy taking orders from an old woman, and they've all had sex. Jason died a virgin twice.
>died a virgin
He got mad pussy in part 3 though
Leatherface is a b***h too, he does everything his cannibal family orders him to do. Difference is that Jason can crack Leather's skull effortlessly.
>Freddy, Chucky, Leatherface, and Michael Myers are all chads
What about the forgotten Victor Crawley, who is OP as all hell even compared to those horror icons?
>He actually didn't do anything wrong, he was defending his property
Okay, let's see his deeds to the land.
Keeping it jogger free?
He's also on the spectrum those teenagers need to stop harassing him
This, they can't put him in jail since he's spacial needs
I wish there was one where Jason goes on trial, but the movie is primarily just pol having comfy Zimmerman watch parties, dabbing on the prosecution, and posting memes.
The fact we didn't get a friday film in the winter is disgraceful.
I just want a jason x sequel where a "jason" cult summons OG jason to fight jason x at the future camp crystal lake.
>So tell us Jason, what did you do over the weekend?
Can’t deny trips
Now reverse the numbers
He has killed virgins though