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>we are naked and need to survive
>teehee I need to make a bra and undies, you don't get to see my breasts and vegana you beta male provider tee hee, Keep me safe for Chad!
Do femoids really????
Breasts get uncomfortable without support also a big gaping gash is not good to have around lots of dirt. You’re just projecting your cuck tendencies.
>nooo I cant get my smelly gash dirty
Men literally have the most sensitive part of our body dangling between our legs.
not even comparable.
No ones stopping you from making pants
Its called priorities you stupid woman
damn, how loose is your hole you fricking roastie
>Le pretending to be moronic
epic
Iunno mate, I'd rather have a bag of sensitive material hanging there than an actual frickin hole for any wayward insect to seek lodging. You know those stories about spiders crawling in your ear while you sleep?
Did you forget about your anus?
Not even bugs want to go up there
Even the muddiest of mudhut spear chuckers cover up their holes.
it's called foreskin. try it sometime.
Covering up your sensitive bits is survival 101 m8. I know the show is fake but still
>man can go 3 minutes without air, 3 days without water, and 3 weeks without food.
>woman can go 3 seconds without needing new clothes
Sounds right to me
Yeah women are shit but I'm not exploring the jungle with my nutsack dangling out either
Sounds risky, but the other guy was right that vag is more risky. Women can and will get terrible infection that can cause death by just having her pussy out in the elements too long. Men don't have this problem.
it feels good man. try it.
lots of tribals just went with loincloths as a happy medium between airing em out and protecting them from branches and shit.
cloths are a result of adapting to colder climates more than anything.
A loincloth is litteraly protection against scrapes on cuts on your balls though
Honestly, why the frick are human genitals so fricking fragile? It's like humans were made to wear clothing, but literally no other animal is.
>Chad
I've seen this word today on this site about 40 times
First day here?
It's autismal babytalk. There's a generation of kids coming up who are like 2/3rds obese and 2/3rds "on the spectrum." They basically have induced mental moronation.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7598577/
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0149763419306633
Fat, no dad, speaks in infantile gibberish, no development of superego or ego, basically nonstop reddit. Half a generation of garbage people. Very bad and no real solution.
I date lots of single moms on tinder and its horrifying how they raise their little morons. they hook them on brain killing mobile games as young as they can just so mommy can have her wine time and get fricked. Most of these women are brain stunted themselves. its a vicious cycle of moronation.
I get so fricking tired of seeing girls I went to high school with whining about how "strong" they are as parents. Like they have to prove something to everyone like we didn't know that they fricked the first deadbeat fuccboi they could find and act surprised he ran off and refuses to be in the kids life. They're always dumpster trash.
You know they smell of newports, Bath and body works knock off body spray, B.O(because they're just so focused on their little angel to practice basic hygiene), and cheap weed. They're the type to be on facebook at 10pm on a Tuesday night asking "what's the move" when they're creeping up on their mid 30's and people have to go into fricking work the next morning and you look at her and think "frick, who let you breed?". Then they always have a lanky bf that's some trashy wigger that's covered in tattoos which are the worst shit you've ever seen and she'll "hook you up" to get "work done"/a tattoo with complimentary hepatitis. Usually drives an altima, v6 ford mustang, or any 2003-2008 honda civic that's been completely trashed on the inside.
Fricking auto correct.
And they're always going to court, they're always crashing their car(opiate use), and they're always asking for someone to watch the babies so she can get some stepped on coke and go to the local dive to re-live her glory days and once again has meaningless, degrading, and regretful sex with a complete stranger as she comes crawling back how with tears in her eyes.
It's ok, mommies not crying, she just has something in her eye.
Wah-pow.
Yeah. It's very bad. Their brains have been trained to chant and gibber in loops and it's dug a rut.
Like this guy:
Like he probably says and thinks this exact little script every time he's exposed to certain stimuli and doesn't even realize it.
My cousin is a fat little gunk-head too and has probably said these exact words to me a dozen times while his eyes glaze over. He's basically a shitty search engine wrapped in a ten-inch deep layer of clammy lard.
>counting words
you are a certified beta
>beta
Have seen that word about 20 times today
some dude obviously time travelled here from 2014
Based autismo
yes and??
Coffee is useful
How do you prepare coffee in the wild?
It's already coffee. You don't have to make it into a drunk. You can eat it, you can rub it on your gums, you can rub it on your butthole (they do this in Papua New Guinea)
Boil it in water
No drip, just throw coffee in water and drink it? I don't think that would work
That's literally how they first made drinkable coffee, just like tea. The grounds settle at the bottom and you pour/ladle off the top.
Have you never seen an MRE? That's how you do coffee in the wilderness.
>taster's choice
Look at that smug motherfricker. I'm sure that makes the worse cup of coffee you've ever had in your life.
the nescafe gold shit they have in arab countries is pretty damn good as far as instant goes.
Caffeine was evolved not to be a stimulant in mammals but to be an insecticide for the plant’s protection.
Nothing evolves for any conscious reason. A molecule called caffeine mutated into existence and in a plant it does one thing and in an animal it does another.
You have this exactly wrong my friend. Insects prefer caffeine and studies have shown that flowers that produce trace amounts of it keep bees coming back even if the flower is known to be empty.
>There's a reason men basically carried women throughout all of human history. It's no exaggeration to say that they are not capable of taking care of themselves. This is why women were lumped in with children as requiring protection. It's still true, by the way. Daddy government has simply taken over their immediate protective needs. This won't last forever though.
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Jesus Christ.
I feel this was the producers fault, there was no reason to chop the wood since it had already been done. Apparently got nerve damage and fricked up her hand bad.
Did the producers tell her to chop the wood?
>Apparently got nerve damage and fricked up her hand bad.
lmao
This is the kind of person that manages to sever their femoral artery while trying to build a coffee table out of pallets. Don't feel bad that her idiocy caught up with her and only hurt her and nobody else.
whats wrong with pallets?
Typical thing to use when you don't know anything about woodworking and don't care to learn. But you saw a neat article about a pallet coffee table and take your dad's saw and hammer and grab a free pallet or two. You don't know shit about supporting the work or pinching the blade and kickback right into your leg.
Women should be getting pregnant and nursing babies, Anon. Not playing with hatchets. Blame her father and her husband for not watching out for her.
Just to show you how moronic women are in a survival situation