>He brought dinosaurs back to life is what he did. He was a brave american visionary and in this house, John Hammond is a hero! End of story!
>He brought dinosaurs back to life is what he did.
>He brought dinosaurs back to life is what he did. He was a brave american visionary and in this house, John Hammond is a hero! End of story!
>Why didn't nobody got the bright idea to send some T-rex's to iraq? Those raghead fricks probably never even seen a dinosaur anyway, it'd scare em outta their frickin' turbans.
>You know who they'll never clone? That lawyer, Gennaro. That's the least likely person to get cloned.
Site B, whatever happened there?
"Whatever happened there"? WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED THERE, THIS wienerSUCKER'S COUSIN SHOT MY VELOCIRAPTOR WITHOUT ANY SAFETY PRECAUTIONS WHATSOEVER!
this guy was fricking incredible casting
which episode?
When Tony wakes up from his coma.
He never did have the makings of a Paleontologist.
Those guys at Yale, they were travelling Africa!
And the Dinosaurs, where are they now?
You're looking at them, butthole.
>doesn't use a chicken
You had one job.
Good fricking call, but Sinclair looks like Tony.
>that episode where Tony blames Ralphie for the death of his Gallimimus
It must have crawled under there for warmth
>Brontosaurus cheese steak sandwich and hurry the frick up about it.
, Nedry has a new business partner: you. These rich visionaries pay out millions of dollars a day, the research labs, the scientists...whatever the frick. That embryo cloning? Two hundred thousand dollars a pop. We give this Nedry a choice; he starts giving out embryos to fake genetic engineering companies we set up, or...he pays Hesh the 250 grand he owes him, which we know he cannot do...or it's a rainy night in Isla Nublar.
Hammond is a great example of why the book is better
Hammond being a clear piece of shit and dying in the end is funnier because of the book, but the book also had even more moronicly intelligent raptors in it.
>the book also had even more moronicly intelligent raptors in it.
At the time, in paleontology, they'd discovered evidence of dinosaurs as whole being more intelligent than previously thought, so it was speculative but not wholly misguided
Fricking Siskel and Oybet over here
No
>book Hammond, le evil billionaire!
>movie Hammond, hubris/greed/naivety but he also really thought he was furthering mankind with his work
The point of the book is to show how bad actors will exploit the technology though. Spielberg just related to Hammond's showmanship too much and toned down the negative aspects of the character.
The point of the book is to make those half a pound compsognathi feel like they're important.
>it’s a velocipede chrissy
>tone said it ran down eleven people
I didn’t know bikes were that dangerous!
/later/
>Clever wienersucker!
they were birds, dinosaurs?
>ziti and sea bass
Karen's Ziti?
show name?
Jurassic World
The Chicxulub meteor, whatever happened there.
They were all meat-eaters
>One last thing; I can't be perceived to lose face. Bloomingdale and the dinosaur keepers union. That's my asking price.
>Jurassic Park? That's a racket for the zoos
>They say the dinosaurs went extinct
>But how do we know for sure?
>You would have to watch every place in the world all at once
>And that doesn't even include the ocean
>They got no proof, they got nothin'
Frick that! This is how I say nothing!
>*releases defeaning T-Rex growl*
>they had Dino dna
>moron that takes like 6 weeks and spares no expense
>My baby girl was in that car! My wife lost an arm!