He could have stopped that bullet

He could have stopped that bullet

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He could have turned every nuclear weapon into puppies too, but he didn't.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He could have put the bomp in the bomp bomp bomp

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, Frankie Lymon beat him to it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stopping someone else from dying? That would bring a semblance of meaning to Dr. Manhattan's life, and his entire character and MO are about having a meaningless 3deep5u existence

      Why didn't he just put the whole world in a bottle?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He could have turned himself into a pickle.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll call myself pickle, rorschach

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stopping someone else from dying? That would bring a semblance of meaning to Dr. Manhattan's life, and his entire character and MO are about having a meaningless 3deep5u existence

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He could also put on underwear or give himself a bigger penis

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >give himself a bigger penis
      How do you know he did not

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you read the comic, anon?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The politics of Watchmen aged poorly.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The absolute seething radiating from that picture is so silly. That is not remotely what Alan meant with the story, it feels like someone who got mad when he said you're not supposed to want to be a schizo like Rosarch made it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This somewhat made me feel better, I thought I was the most moronic person on the internet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This somewhat made me feel better, I thought I was the most moronic person on the internet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess it is if you're a complete smoothbrain who thinks that the story is endorsing Ozymandias' actions.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >smoothbrain who thinks that the story is endorsing Ozymandias' actions.
        I am stupid, and haven't read comic, but how else could the story be interpreted?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you haven't read it, what makes you ask such a question? Read it and come back.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >what makes you ask such a question?
            I have seen the film adaptation, wasn't the only meaningful change removal of octopus thing? And fine, there definitely will be small details and side stories, but the core is still the same.
            One guy loses, the other wins. One is killed, the other is "pardoned". You can't pretend it is not the case.

            >Read it and come back.
            I go and do that, waste my time and return with the same question, since, you know smooth brain.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not him, the visuals in the comic and a very large and important b-story in the comic ‘The Black Freighter’is patterned throughout the book to communicate to the reader Ozymandias’ full story and how his plan is utterly nonsensical, will not work at all and is driven by emotion turned insanity
              This is lost in the movie because they had to cut out the Black Freighter plot for time (they included it in a dvd release but by then it was too late)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean his name is Ozymandius. Moore could have named him "Inthewrong Pointlessactions" and it wouldn't have been any less subtle.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't they choose their aliases themselves?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                In-universe, yes (he did at least, there were various situations with superhero names). In reality, Moore chose them.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So to defend the idea of your narrative you employ the simplest first layer association, but fail to realize that the same association is most likely available to the character in the story?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s not. Veidt explains why he chose to name himself after Ramses, because he considered himself as world-changing as a pharaoh after he got high on drugs and heard oharaohs speaking to him in Egypt.
                Without apparently realising the irony of using the poem about a pharaoh who achieved nothing permanent, because that is his biggest insecurity and the thing he wants most not to happen.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even in that the movie loses symbolism.
                For example, Veidt going on his long backstory speech how he was inspired by historical dictators like Alexander and Hitler while going on a marijuana trip in Alexandria and hearing the ancient pharaohs telling him to be like them.
                Then on Mars Laurie destroys the delicate and complex glass tower by throwing a bottle of Veidt’s Nostalgia at it, causing it to all come tumbling down.
                Quite literally, Veidt’s misplaced commercialised sanitised Nostalgia for a time of Pharaohs is gonna bring the whole thing crashing down.
                And then in the movie Laurie just punches it with her girlboss superstrength.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ozymandias sure as frick isn't pardoned. He's going to live the rest of his life in his base in the middle of fricking nowhere, starving to death in the cold eventually. He burned all his bridges for his horrible plan. The fact that they're unwilling to cause even more death and misery by revealing the damn plan doesn't make them endorse it. Everyone says that it's a monstrous thing to do. Ozymandias simply manuevred them into a position where they can't stop it anymore.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's not going to live his life in Antartica. He's already planning to return to the US to help bring about the new liberal order his terror attack is going to bring about.

                And ironically, it's only the Watchmen '19 series where Adrian gets any sort of real comeupence as far as him being rejected by his commie liberal friends even before they find out that he blew up NYC and not allowed to rebuild the country into his left wing anti-white dictatorship dream world and ended up having to beg Manhattan to build him a gilded cage "prison" on a moon in space so he can avoid dealing with his bastard daughter created by a psycho asiatic fangirl who literally stole his sperm to impregnate herself.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon you are delusional if you think Ozymandias' attack is going to bring a liberal world order or that he's intending that at all.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but yeah....the end of the book defintiely paints it as a neoliberal wet dream of a globalist culture. Like the left wing anti-white thing, I don't know if anon is just going schizo or if that's a show thing, but otherwise yeah Ozy is literally described as his public face being inoffensive not TOO progressive liberal who says all the right things. His ultimate plan is to destroy the cold war and unite everyone with him secretly guiding all significant cultural and economic factors from the shadows. He's literally the modern western ruling class sans the neo-con angle purely because that angle is outmoded by his terrorist squid.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ozymandias is explicitly the villain of the story. You shouldn't even need to read the book or see the movie to understand this since every meme about Ozy is about him being a successful supervillain.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The film is utterly moronic, removing the octopus fricks over the entire story and Oymandias' plot. Blaming it all on Dr Manhattan points all of the world's weapons on the US, because an American just went rogue. The doomsday clock went from five to midnight into nuclear Armageddon just like that. If an Alien did it, all of the weapons point outwards because space Aliens by nature would have nothing to do with our politics. Snyder is a fricking idiot, almost as dumb as the guy that made

              The politics of Watchmen aged poorly.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There seems to be a lot of this lately. Some people are clearly just stirring up shit, but a worrying number seem to have zero reading comprehension and actually believe this.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Real brave of him not to endorse genocide.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The absolute seething radiating from that picture is so silly. That is not remotely what Alan meant with the story, it feels like someone who got mad when he said you're not supposed to want to be a schizo like Rosarch made it

      This somewhat made me feel better, I thought I was the most moronic person on the internet

      I guess it is if you're a complete smoothbrain who thinks that the story is endorsing Ozymandias' actions.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bro!!!! Those enforcers for a genocidal government that keeps people in squalor and misery and has an average life expectancy of 30 even in the best areas are totally the good guys!!!
        Lol, lmao
        Rorschach isn't a fascist. don't know where you got that Alan Moore wants you to hate him. He's not the villain of the story, he's on a protagonistic role. None of the superheroes are moral paragons, obviously, but if you think Moore wanted you to despise Rorschach you are delusional.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally every other faction is worse.
          They are objectively the good guys.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not really, Exodite and Craftworld Eldar are a thing. Tau as well.
            >muh sterilizing
            Literally unsourced speculation from an Imperial.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Moore didn't want you to think Rorscach was the bad guy just recognize his flaws, that's sort of why he gets so pissy. He put in a lot of work to make a layered and compelling character you got stuck on the "He has a cool costume and punches people that are probably buttholes" and to make matters worse now morons think "oh so you that means he thinks the mass murderer named "Hubristic Folly" is the good guy.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a dumb fricking comic. It doesn't have any real depth or sophistication, the genre and medium are incapable of it. Get real.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Death of the Author is moronic.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          since Author was never alive

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >literary anaylsis is composed solely of arguing what the author meant

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Literary analysis is built on a lie that allows critics to invent whatever bullshit interpretation thus giving them permanent job security

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't care what the author intended, I prefer my interpretation
        That's fair, authors often don't convey their ideas as well as they might want to. Rorshach does come across as the most heroic spirit.
        >I am also going to blame the author for making the immoral claims that my interpretation says are being made by the story, even though I also already know what the author really meant
        That's just dishonest, and also kind of twisted. How can you justify saying that Ozymandias is obviously wrong in the story, but at the same time make the claim that Moore is saying Ozymandias is right?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can have a subjective opinion of the objective reality of those factions.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's less the politics have aged poorly and more that Alan Moore might be a good writer, but he's so far deep in his kool-aid that he doesn't even comprehend other people don't share his views. He doesn't even comprehend that another human can exist that agrees with Rorschach so he just assumes they didn't get the story.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, all discourse on the subject seems to prove his assumption completely right.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      very indirectly anti-Semitic tweet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just realized. From now on, there will always be a moron who will post this picture in every Watchmen discussion and then ruining the entire thread because people will fall for it.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He could have given people cancer then turn into a car

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Ozymandias managed to also build the same machine that made Manhattan, and only used it on Manhattan.

    Why did he never think to try to make himeslf into the same kind of creature? Seems like intelligence and knowing how to construct a body was the main hurdle, and the smartest man on Earth could not figure out what a mediocre 1950s scientist could?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s never explained, but I assume pure chance and personality is a big part of it. Manhattan’s consciousness survived by unexplainable miracle and it was part of his personality to piece himself back together, because he was a watchmaker’s son and that was his instinct. A surviving consciousness scattered into the ether may just not care about reforming anymore, it’s electric dust in the wind

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then Batman did it and succeeded

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still want to see a joke comic about Bubastis turning herself into a god-cat after Veidt obliterated her in the subtrinsic field extractor

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn’t know

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            First watchmen thread I've been in this was brought up, what the shit is this from

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Geoff Johns’ Doomsday Clock
              Veidt creates Bubastishattan and uses her to fight Manhattan
              It’s not spoken about much because it’s somehow one of the least moronic things in Doomsday Clock

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is so moronic, it looped back around to being magnificent.
                Now I gotta go read Doomsday clock, holy kino

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn’t recommend it, Doomsday Clock is legit incoherent. It starts drops half its plots halfway introduces then forgets cringe oc characters that were probably supposed to be important and just forgets what its own story was, it’s not even fun it’s bizarrely bad.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Joker just randomly inserted into the background

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The cat being able to reconstruct itself is moronic. It worked with Jon because he had an obsession with taking apart clocks and putting them back together again, so he’d eventually figure out how to materialize his body and reconstruct it.
            A cat doesn’t have the mental capacity to even think to do that.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was a really smart cat who loves reconstructing clocks and stealing Veidt’s lasagna

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s never explained, but I assume pure chance and personality is a big part of it. Manhattan’s consciousness survived by unexplainable miracle and it was part of his personality to piece himself back together, because he was a watchmaker’s son and that was his instinct. A surviving consciousness scattered into the ether may just not care about reforming anymore, it’s electric dust in the wind

      >It’s never explained
      It actually is. People tried a bunch of times to recreate what happened with Dr. Manhattan. Every single time, the person just disintegrated. No one in-universe has the faintest idea why it gave Manhattan superpowers, and eventually they stopped trying.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was never said, anywhere, in any chapter or side. I have no idea where you’re getting that from.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best case he'd spend months in a hellish limbo trying to reassemble himself and from what he can see feel an immense disconnect from humanity that'd drive him away in a few decades. At worst he'd just jib himself
      And ultimately that power doesn't factor into his plan.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He probably wouldn’t even be able to see or sense without eyes or nerves, it’d probably be something close to ego death. He struggles to think or retain his sense of self, he just experiences things like a drug trip or a stray particle. At that point it’s hard to hold on to your desire of being a glowy naked superhero

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happened to Manhattan was a miracle of probability, if Ozy could have used it on himself he would have but it only would have killed him, like Bubastis

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like, you do realize that he can't DO anything? Like, his actions are as predetermined as the hand at the end of your arm.

    You're looking at time linearly, whereas he is cognizant of every moment in his existence simultaneously, and as such does not see them as different "times." He couldn't stop a bullet if he didn't stop a bullet.

    Next time you fall out of bed, I want you to try missing the floor.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s true he can’t deviate from the timeline, but it’s interesting that his decisions are still informed by emotion. Like he stays on Mars because hearing Laurie cheated makes him sad, and comes back because he finds meaning in life. He knew he would do both of these actions beforehand but he still chose to do those actions not because of fate but because of the emotion others instilled in him. He doesn’t just see it beforehand and choose to fall in line, he acts emotionally.

      So why didn’t he choose to save that woman, really? Maybe he was just desensitised to the violence after killing so many, or maybe he truly had stopped caring for human life at that point, or maybe he was still trying to play human by refusing to use his powers to stop the gun.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >his actions
      There you go, those are his actions, the only difference between him and a human is that he knows of them before hand but they still reflect who he is and how he operates like they would do with a normal human being. Like Blake said, he could have stopped him, but he didn’t, because he would never have

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if he didnt want to. Because if he stopped it, he knew the future would be worse than if he didnt?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He could have put the seat down.

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