no he couldn't. even when he had a successful restaurant and a mob boss in his field he STILL couldn't pull off having an affair. artie bucco is a weak man
If he still had his hair he'd have your b***h on her knees just begging for more of his mortadell. Male pattern baldness robbed him of his crown, but on an even playing field he's RUNNING through your wife.
I still don't understand why Tony burnt down his restaurant just because he didn't take the cruise tickets. He wanted to take them but his prostitute wife was too good for them.
>hairlets coping ITT thinking they have a chance with any woman, let alone someone’s wife
Lmao. Being bald is an automatic L it mate searching. it’s just as bad as being a 4 foot tall midget.
no he couldn't. even when he had a successful restaurant and a mob boss in his field he STILL couldn't pull off having an affair. artie bucco is a weak man
>artie bucco is a weak man
tell that to benny fazio
NSAR
If he still had his hair he'd have your b***h on her knees just begging for more of his mortadell. Male pattern baldness robbed him of his crown, but on an even playing field he's RUNNING through your wife.
Why couldn't he get the camel nosed junkies girl then?
imagine if artie became one of the crew and started killing black people or some shit i dont know
Mooleys aren't really people. Theyre more like vermin, occasionally tools for when you cant get another greeseball to do your dirty work.
I'd watch it.
Bobby would get a promotion and Artie would be assigned to Junior caretaker duty.
I felt bad he couldn't frick the french girl or the albanian girl, they were so hot, I was really rooting for him.
fine, so long as i get his
God I could live in those breasts
His wife was the best girl in the whole show, what was his fricking problem?
He wasn't happy with thine self.
How could he be looking like that and all
his best friend burned his restaurant down
His new restaurant that he got for free was better anyway
OOOOOHH!
JEAN PHILIPPE
Alan Arkin? Pretty sure he is gay anon.
He unironically could.
t. got my girl stolen by a manlet restaurant owner that didn't look half as good as Artie
>That empty warehouse in Patterson + nails + his balls
baldie isn't gonna steal shit, he would make me some pasta
I still don't understand why Tony burnt down his restaurant just because he didn't take the cruise tickets. He wanted to take them but his prostitute wife was too good for them.
Tony’s feelings were hurt
Tony was actually doing Artie a favour
I look just like this guy. weird.
anon it's time to put on the chef outfit and get cooking
who is the homosexual in op image please
Artie Bucco (John Ventimiglia)
>hairlets coping ITT thinking they have a chance with any woman, let alone someone’s wife
Lmao. Being bald is an automatic L it mate searching. it’s just as bad as being a 4 foot tall midget.
you'd think that, but the reason there are so many bald guys in 2023 is because baldies don't mind taking sloppy 200ths.
seethe.