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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This but unironically, the plot forced him into villainy and her b***h wife doesnt even feel sorry for him.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      *His b***h wife

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >AIEEEE AMAYA DON'T LEAVE ME IN THE CRYSTAL vegana
        >lol lmao

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They destroyed their own movie

        Amaya looks like foreign, weak, and with very female moves.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the eye of the writers he commited the grave sin of being a man

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"first time?"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think At All Costs was supposed to be this film's Love is an Open Door - early song with hero and not yet villain that's romantic (sounding) with double meanings - but it highlights how much better the songwriting in Frozen was comparatively.
      Say what you will about the stupid twist but you can see in Love is an Open Door how Hans puts emphasis on having his own place and leading Anna on in the sentence sharing parts of the song. The whole song is also overly cheery and clearly superficial so it works. At All Costs sorely lacks any of that so it just sounds very genuine. I'd say Pine was a poor choice as he's singing it too sincerely but we've heard him do kind of satirical/slimy singing as the Prince in Into the Woods so I'm assuming the direction was just terrible.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They destroyed their own movie

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I seethe every time this gets posted. There was someone at Disney who looked at the fricking gold they had on their hands with Magnifico and Amaya being a hot, older couple doing evil/questionable things together and said "lol she actually doesn't love him lmao"

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            They are evil

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >sequel where she becomes evil
              >they end up freeing magnifico so he can help them overthrow her

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's pretty evil already.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                b***h get me outta this whack ass crystal prison

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, but in the next film, she'll read the evil book without making sure to put on the convenient anti-evil oil that Magnifico didn't know about, which will turn her into an Evil Queen.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just like pajeet slotlights.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, the MCU post-credits scene shows that he's never getting ut of that mirror.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What happens there?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Magnifico is established as the Magic Mirror from Sleeping Beauty.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ENTER PUNISHED MAGNIFICO (ESPEJO Black)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                let's be real here. after all the negative backlash, this property is never gonna be touched again.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wait so he becomes the magic mirror from snow white?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and considering he looks normal in the mirror, it's safe to assume the dramaturgy mask is just an avatar he has with motion capture and everything
                Yes, Magnifico is a Vtuber

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and considering he looks normal in the mirror, it's safe to assume the dramaturgy mask is just an avatar he has with motion capture and everything
                Yes, Magnifico is a Vtuber

                not quite, it's just a reference. Asha is not the real fairy godmother, the peter pan guy was not the real peter pan, the goat didn't really wish zootopia alternate universe into existence
                it's just references

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Social credit has been deposited to your account Comrade.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They know what they're doing with those references though. I remember all the articles of this creative team having to acknowledge the "DURR TARZAN IS SECRETLY ANNA AND ELSA'S BROTHER" theories.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They know what they're doing with those references though.
                Yeah, they want people to screenshot or watch the movie multiple times to try and catch them all. I wouldn't be shocked if Disney pushed them to shove as many references as they could since this movie is meant to be their 100 year anniversary. But now I wish they'd just made another Fantasia movie instead.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. https://streamable.com/45s97t

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                well ok

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's just been, gnomed. oohoo!

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah and considering he looks normal in the mirror, it's safe to assume the dramaturgy mask is just an avatar he has with motion capture and everything
              Yes, Magnifico is a Vtuber

              So does that mean the Queen who was married to him, would soon have a descendant that would become the Wicked Queen, and she would later die?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kinda? Imagine if Snow White wasn't actually Fairest of Them All but Magnifico said this JUST to frick with the Evil Queen because she was insecure about her stepdaughter
                >Snow White becomes "Wish 2: Magnifico's Revenge"
                He didn't get out, but he got rid of that traitorous bloodline kek

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm almost 100 percent certain it was the suits that shat up the place and chrned out the sludge that as thr final film. Corporate meddling has become increasingly more blatant in revent years. WiRII was almost entirely being written as a corporate advertisement, and this isn't much different.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Wife stabs husband in the back when he's revealed to be the villain and joins up with the sisterhood instead of supporting him
          Who would have thought that unbridled hatred of the penis'd kind would result in such outcomes?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            And this from Disney of all places, who'da thunk it...

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I rented Ralph 2 so it's no surprise to me, I just think it's wild how many people gave that movie a pass for its blatantly anti-male messaging.
              >Okay! Okay. You can stop crying. Though I do respect your wonderful display of vulnerability.
              I hope these people suffer horribly.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They always say they want men to be more vulnerability but are disguised when seeing it, I hold nothing but contempt for them.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Funny thing is the movie doesn't even try to disguise her disgust. Gaslighting: The Movie.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I seethe every time this gets posted. There was someone at Disney who looked at the fricking gold they had on their hands with Magnifico and Amaya being a hot, older couple doing evil/questionable things together and said "lol she actually doesn't love him lmao"

          Would've been better if they were an evil couple and Magnifico did get trapped in the mirror, while Amaya ran off to rule another kingdom by marrying herself to another monarch, but still madly in love with her first husband and they're both together conning various kingdoms and duchies. Her as the evil queen and Magnifico as her true love trapped in the mirror yet capable of doing incredible magic despite it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          such wasted potential

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >actively removing soul from your movie
          impressive

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most likely the writers were told that they had to change that part from the higher ups because you cant have a evil woman in a position of power these days.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Love is an Open Door is a good song

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The plot made him be moronic. But, he still was in the wrong.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hans did nothing wrong
      I know some of you are flabbergasted at disney's incompetence but let's be real here.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude attempted a Coup for his own self-gain. Elsa going full Freezetard was just icing on the cake for a justification to overthrow her. If Elsa didn’t, he would marry into the family only for his own pursuit of power. He used Anna, deceived her, and ditched her when he realized he could take them both out and get away with it.

      Magnifico’s intentions were pretty pure to begin with and that didn’t change until the end when he is forced to use wrathful power because everyone tarded out and went against him.

      Shit comparison

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, what makes this worse is despite being shitty, Hans was clearly a better ruler than either sisters, the sequel proves this. I don't think he would've been THAT bad a king had he succeded with his OG plan.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, he helped the kingdom in its greatest moment of need, a true idiot who only wants power would have abandoned them at the first opportunity.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, he helped the kingdom in its greatest moment of need, a true idiot who only wants power would have abandoned them at the first opportunity.

          It’s funny how Hans is more reasonable with the kingdom than its own rulers. But the plot had to slap him to be evil since they wanted the Ice witch and the trolls (fallen angels) to look good.
          They removed all references of Jesus from our cultures, so pure evil could be promoted shamelessly and deceive the masses as they continue to attack pure images of the head of God, man and kings.
          Even beings that resemble demons (horns, blue/red skin, claws, vampires, clowns, and jesters) are tossed to trash and mocked, when those characters are against magic, sin, and fallen angels (human wannabes) despite their clear connections to them.
          We are indeed fighting against fallen angels instead of blood and flesh.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Elsa going full Freezetard was just icing on the cake
        I appreciated the pun.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will never understand why he saved Elsa from being killed if he was going to kill her anyway.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't know if Anna was still alive, he needed at least one sister to fake an express marriage and become the ruler of Arendelle.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He needed to see if he could get Elsa to reverse the winter. It is is the scene immediately after.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          People are acting like he wasn't very clearly making up his plans as they went along. His original plan didn't even have anything to do with Elsa

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trolls put the whammy on him to eliminate Kristoff's competition.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      all he had to do was
      >stab Ana
      >stab himself slightly and cut off some clothing to make it look like a scuffle
      >"GUARDS! HELP! ONE OF ELSA'S SNOW CREATURES BROKE IN HERE! THE PRINCESS NEEDS HELP!"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >b***h please
      never fall in love with the nerdy furry girl

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hans was really evil, the problem was that it wasn’t believable with his previous interactions with Elsa (not Anna, he was totally using her from the start).

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I joke that Hans did nothing wrong, but it really seems like Magnifico really didn't do anything wrong.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Magnifico x Hans when

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone seen it yet?
    How did the self insert do?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one on the left had a crush on magnifico and immediately didn't when they were told he was evil

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based director, that sounds PPG level of waifuism.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just like real women when their friends say the guy she likes is a creep.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick you talking about? Women will frick prisoners they only met through letters thinking they can fix them. Not to mention the women obsessed with actual serial killers AFTER they've been exposed as serial killers

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            My must you hurt me more with things that cannot be. The fricking starblob dancing around makes it so much worse. I trust that there will be animatics of this at least.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't get that she had a crush on Magnifico, but that might be because the characters exposit through dialog rather than showing their character.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i thought when she yelled out to get his attention and stall him she was gonna profess her feelings or something funny like that

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So Magnifico is the director's personal husbando and her self insert is even in love with him?

        Why would she do this to her husbando?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The protagonist is very cute, very breedable plap plap plap.
      Most jokes and gags aren't that funny, it uses a lot of "cute tee hee hee behavior" which gets old quick, you keep wanting something more edgy to cut through the sweetness.
      The villain is done bad, he makes too much of a change too quickly, literally dropping core traits (his love for his country) just so he can become the antagonist. They should've gone with a more psychological, gray-area conflict as anons have been suggesting in these threads.
      But the movie is fine, just completely forgettable. Wait for streaming it.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He trusted a black woman.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually she's brown.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Biracial

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean he did some stuff wrong. But like small prison sentence wrong, not eternal damnation while his wife mocks him, what the frick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mean he did some stuff wrong. But like small prison sentence wrong
      He wasn't even doing it of his own accord. He got mind controlled by the book.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My Little Mirror Demon can't be this MagnifiCUTE!

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did his subjects knew about the memory loss beforehand?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, the first song "Welcome to Rosas" explains it.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did he do anything right?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He created a kingdom and people from all over the world travels there to live their lives. Everyone is happy there, even those who hadn't had their wishes granted yet.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A whole generation of kids grew up sympathizing with the Pharaoh from Prince of Egypt instead of seeing him as an outright villain. I wonder if the same will happen with this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pharaohs and slavery did exist in real life, this story is 100% fictional.
      They only sympathized with him in prince of Egypt because that movie was brilliantly written and made him a complex villain instead of a generic evil dude, like the case in OP's ppic.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >instead of a generic evil dude
        Thing is, usually those villains are obviously so from the start, Magnifico only becomes a generic evil dude partway through despite having benevolent qualities

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well he also becomes a boring evil dude, and those are the worst type.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That movie ripped off a ton of plot points from the Charlton Heston Moses movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean thousands of years later we know that the israeli enslavement in Egypt didn't happen and even if it did Pharoah has been justified in retrospect

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uh oh... time to leave the thread

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          Magnifico did nothing wrong

          Anon sound's like a /misc/tard and he might even be one but historically he is right, Exodus didn't happen because there were basically no israelites in Egypt at the time, let alone slaves. But with that said even if you think modern israelites are fine now, which fair enough not everything has to be a fricking conspiracy, back in the bronze age the israelites were fricking insane psychopaths who would regularly get into a loop of going

          >"We are the Master Race! Our One God is Almighty and Promised Us the World! Slaughter the Lesser Filth and consume their Empire!"
          >"OH Frick they're beating our asses and our invasion/uprising has resulted in us being conquered!"
          >100 years pass
          >"We are the Master Race! Our One God is Almighty and Promised Us the World! Slaughter the Lesser Filth and consume their Empire!"
          Like fricking clockwork. There's strong evidence that they literally invented what we in the modern era see as racism and religious hatred basically as a way to keep the sheep in line and justify/pump up their population for genocidal war.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >let alone slaves.

            *Let alone AS slaves, my bad. Too much shitposting has devolved my ability to remain coherent apparently.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uh oh... time to leave the thread

        Magnifico did nothing wrong

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Killing israelites is never going to be something wrong anon.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    From what I understand, this guy was just the guardian of wishes, right? Like he would dole wishes out to people, but would make sure they didn't wish for something actively harmful or stupid? Is that why he was a villain?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically.

      The big falling out the protagonist has with him is that he refuses to grant a wish for her 100 year old grandfather that has waited his entire life for his wish to be granted. The reason why is the grandfather's wish was too vague and could potentially result in something bad happening even though the wish had good intentions.

      Supposedly the king is monkeys paw savvy and his ability to grant wishes doesn't allow him to specifically control what happen as a result of them being granted. Really what he should have done was advise his people better on what a good wish is and flat out tell them if they're about to wish for something ungrantable so that their wish isn't wasted.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Main character gets personally slighted by a well meaning guy.
        >Moves forward to destroy his life and imprison him in some crystal purgatory prison.
        That seems...odd for a Disney movie.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not for the modern films. Especially with women at the helm

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He should have just not granted wishes to anyone and lived alone on the island like Prospero.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. Magnifico does not owe mankind anything. He already is implied to have had a bad origin so why should he dedicate his life to granting the wishes of selfish humans? He doesn't owe them a damn thing.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He should have just not granted wishes to anyone and lived alone on the island like Prospero.

            he didn't "had to", he did it out of his own good will. He wanted to give people a chance he didn't had. It's called being a good person
            Unfortunately decades of entitled person only asking asking and asking left him bitter

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought it was because he didn't want the same horrible shit that happened to him to happen to anyone else.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A traumatized guy from a ransacked land travels the world to learn magic and after he marries he goes to a little island to build his kingdom.

        Everyone is happy in that prosperous kingdom but there's a rule: Once you're 18, you join one of the monthly ceremonies to give your wish to the king. He may or may not grant it in one of those ceremonies, but since it is part of you, you won't even remember nor miss what you just gave up. (This moronic shit is not really explained).

        Then there's this diversity hire, Asha, who has a grandpa who is 100 years old. She goes to a job interview with the king to be his apprentice. She only wants the position to get her family's wishes granted. Magnifico trusts her and thinks she's actually selfless so he shows her his secrets. When she acts greedy (which makes Magnifico have Vietnam flashbacks), he ends up firing her. And the sitiation keeps escalating until he's trapped in the mirror.

        That's your evil irredeemable villain right there. Enjoy.

        The problem is that Magnifico describes the Wishes himself, they're the purest wish of your heart, the best part of you and your hopes for the future.
        And we never see any of the people give them up. So we don't know if they are actively making a choice about what their "Wish" is or if it's just synonymous with a lifelong Dream

        But we do know that the guy who recently turned 18 and gave up his Wish became especially lethargic and boring afterwards, and that even he agreed that he seemed like he was missing a part of himself, and older adults seem to have adjusted over time

        Like Magnifico could have just seen each Wish, decided if they weren't something he should grant, return them and let people move on.
        Hoarding the Wishes so that the people they're taken from are missing a piece of themselves and live in ignorance of what they've lost is dumb

        Unless he's actively trying to make a population of easily manipulated contented masses without any strong desire for more, in which case that is kinda villainous

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          plenty of people in the kingdom had their wishes taken away but looked entirely normal, just look at the crowd where the asian cripple tried to distract Magnifico. It was lazy bums who were depressed. Heck, look at Ashas grandfather, he was an entirely normal person who was even able to get angry and shout at his granddaughter(showing he still had emotions like any other person) and live up 100 years, even having a family of his own that loves him.
          But oh noes, the sleepy baker is sleepy!(he looked the same at the end of the movie where every wish was given back)

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The problem is that Magnifico describes the Wishes himself, they're the purest wish of your heart, the best part of you and your hopes for the future.
          >one guy wishes for a giant chicken and another person's wish is that they have a fricking nanny

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That lethargic boring guy is supposed to be the dwarf Sleepy. Did the other guy become alergic after giving his wish? Or the short one become grumpy after giving his?

          The story if a fricking mess.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He was the only one who was over 18 and had given away his Wish

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The problem is that we see a shitload of Rosas adults and they all seem happy and normal.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's not the point, though. You can't attribute being lethargic to the wish thing because being sleepy is his whole character. He's supposed to be Sleepy the dwarf. Same with the short one being Grumpy or the black girl bein Happy.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Except the entire climax is that they can get new wishes at any time as long as they truly want them, meaning Magnifico can not be culpable for any of their problems.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >people are idiots
            Who knew?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also please note that Magnifico build his kingdom, and is significantly younger than grandpa, so grandpa had well over half a decade to make his wish come through, but failed.
        This is an old man, who made the wish in his late 50's at the absolute earliest, who then outlived both his wife and his son, and still moped about his wish not getting picked out every goddamn month during the wish ceremony!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Asha specifically asks him to return the wishes he isn't going to grant anyways
        Alright, let's say he does. What happens next?

        >People try to grant their wishes on their own
        >Most of these people either try (and fail), or don't (because the wish wasn't something they could do for themselves in the first place, hence their bringing it to a wizard in the first place)
        >Most of these people are going to be unhappy, and most of that majority are going to turn that bitterness towards (a) the lucky few who do get their wishes granted, (b) Magnifico himself, or (c) both

        It might not happen right away, but all that envy and bitterness is going to to build and build until eventually the hour produces the man who says, "Hey, there's one of him and (x) of us- let's just make him grant our wishes!"

        Basically Magnifico was right to be cautious of wishes that could cause trouble, Asha lost her shit way too quickly and turned full rebel in the span of five minutes and wanted to overturn the King's rule. Meanwhile the king got nervous and started loosing it because he thought people were planning to overturn his rule....which was actually happening so he was not wrong to be nervous of it.

        The plot just required that there be a villain and the people just out of nowhere turn on him and rebel against him for totally unseen reasons. They just sort of did. Just like Magnifico just sort of turned evil out of nowhere.

        [...]
        Everyone learned that all of humanity is magic too. And there is a big giant library of magic books in the castle up on the hill. So probably yeah, it might be a nation of reality warpers.

        The movie gives every example why wizards typically do not bother with altruism or helping others at all in the first place. It's not worth it. Even if they have nothing but good intentions, some butthole might show up and frick it all up any damn way because they never got what they wanted.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          There was an old 90s era pc game that played out like that. Apprentice to a wizard would sneak around and check out the spell books, gather ingredients and frick with the wand each time the wizard was asleep or gone from the tower. If you were caught he turned you into a frog or killed you.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            meant to reply to

            This point right here, this is where she lost the gig.

            A cleverer person would have taken the job and then snuk around in the magic books to find some way to grant the wish themselves in their own time.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            i remember a flash game like that except less dying and more glaring at you

            >hey kiddo you can live in paradaise for free your welcome
            >just don't go full moron and ruin it for every body ok
            >no one frickings tells me what to do frick you and everybody
            i can tell your skin color anon

            really because that sounds like dumb roastie its never my fault behavior to me

            It’s like the fricking garden all over again

            What movie? This sounds like an intresting conversation
            Idk even hate Wish it has talking about shit for a change

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Bible?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                come on anon thats been discussed to death

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              come on anon thats been discussed to death

              Are you fricking stupid?
              Nta, but what the frick do you think "the garden" means?
              >What movie?
              have a nice day.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Muh garden
                Fricking dipshit do you know how many movies books and comic there are about garden
                You should have this is like Eden all over again
                You worthless wienersucking subhuman

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mad because moronic

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >seething cuck knows hes wrong

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what movie

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                did i stutter b***h?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                first the garden and now my fricking sides LMAO

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                This
                Anon showed there were so many garden movies and all these morons are seething like b***hes

                [...]
                >moron upset he was b***hed the frick out here
                >dont post any more proof im a moronic shit stain.
                No

                >scenario is about woman fricking up a paradis
                >mention garden
                >doesn’t understand
                Could you not have picked it up through context clues?

                why don't you relax and take a nap anon? if you haven't shitted on the bed while chimping out i mean

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                he keeps going on about a " garden MOVIE" lmao

                anon i get it you're atheist but c'mon it's general culture

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                why don't you relax and take a nap anon? if you haven't shitted on the bed while chimping out i mean

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >scenario is about woman fricking up a paradis
                >mention garden
                >doesn’t understand
                Could you not have picked it up through context clues?

                >moron upset he was b***hed the frick out here
                >dont post any more proof im a moronic shit stain.
                No

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop chimping the frick out, being wrong is fine but there’s no need to be a homosexual about it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >stop pointing out i'm a moron with all your proof
                I thought i told you no. Stupid fricks like you who jump on a bandwagon you know nothing about deserve it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                1. I’m the anon that posted the garden comment
                2. I did it because the comment I replied to put forth a scenario that was similar to the garden of Eden. If you can’t use context to piece that together then you either don’t know the Bible or have something wrong with your head.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thats like saying every david is talking about the king of israelites
                Thats moronic logic and you're moronic for using said logic and you've even bigger moron for expecting people to humour your moronation.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here is the comment

                >hey kiddo you can live in paradaise for free your welcome
                >just don't go full moron and ruin it for every body ok
                >no one frickings tells me what to do frick you and everybody
                i can tell your skin color anon

                what he said is pretty much a paraphrased version of what god said to Adam and Eve. Also can you think of another scenario that isn’t aping the story of Genesis?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                he keeps going on about a " garden MOVIE" lmao

                anon i get it you're atheist but c'mon it's general culture

                >why are you talking about cartoon
                >you should talk about religion
                None of that shit happened in the Garden of Eden they were specifically told not eat the fruit of good and evil because if they eat it they will die
                The threat of death was what was given not the threat of being kicked out of paradise and everybody else amounted to two people Adam and Eve
                Thats not so much paraphrased as you just not having read the bible and instead just knowing the conclusion of the story.
                > that isn’t aping the story of Genesis?
                quite a bit its not exactly an uncommon theme there are many themes of being forced to leave paradise

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                just what do you think happened in the kingdom of Rosas after ?
                it ended up in the hands of a b***h so nasty that put his husband on something worst than death for eternity (and probably sold it to some witch)
                do you really belive that b***h gonna be good with the people
                its literally the coup that Magnifico tried to stop from the loose wish of Asha's grandpa
                the peole who had a good life and some whisheds granted are gonna be fricked over all thanks to two b***hes

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                For someone else i assume? Because that has nothing to do with what i said

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Considering that she fricked all of humanity out of paradise in continuity, yeah I'd say everybody. Also if you do know the Bible why couldn't you pick up the context of what I was talking about? because despite saying its not uncommon you have yet to give an example.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >scenario is about woman fricking up a paradis
                >mention garden
                >doesn’t understand
                Could you not have picked it up through context clues?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A traumatized guy from a ransacked land travels the world to learn magic and after he marries he goes to a little island to build his kingdom.

      Everyone is happy in that prosperous kingdom but there's a rule: Once you're 18, you join one of the monthly ceremonies to give your wish to the king. He may or may not grant it in one of those ceremonies, but since it is part of you, you won't even remember nor miss what you just gave up. (This moronic shit is not really explained).

      Then there's this diversity hire, Asha, who has a grandpa who is 100 years old. She goes to a job interview with the king to be his apprentice. She only wants the position to get her family's wishes granted. Magnifico trusts her and thinks she's actually selfless so he shows her his secrets. When she acts greedy (which makes Magnifico have Vietnam flashbacks), he ends up firing her. And the sitiation keeps escalating until he's trapped in the mirror.

      That's your evil irredeemable villain right there. Enjoy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be the apprentice to the wish-granting wizard
        So she was going to learn to grant wishes too? Why the frick didn't she wait a bit to grant granddad's wish herself

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          why the frick didn't her grandpa just make music on his own without asking for a wizard to do all the hard work for him

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because he didn't have confidence he could.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's a lesson about AI in there somewhere.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Come to think of it - does being his apprentice and learning wish magic make her the next in line to the throne? Why wouldn't that be reserved for his children - he's married surely they plan on having kids.
          It actually says something about Magnifico's character he's perfectly fine letting one of the common folks get the chance to learn what he knows - seems to kind of counter the alleged narcissistic/power-hungry personality he's supposed to have.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was addressed in the movie too, Magnifico said apprentices usually wait a year or two before asking for wishes. She asked in the first ten minutes.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's 100 years old

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, wow! Is he? They barely mentioned it in the movie!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >to give your wish to the king
        Do they explain what this means in detail that makes them so valuable? It doesn't seem like outside of the king's magic, there are any other avenues to having it granted. Unless "wishes" in this universe are some kind of intrinsic personal thing like a cutie mark

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Watch it, bucko. You're walking a FINE line.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The end of the movie makes it very clear that those wishes they gave to the king are worthless. Anyone could have had another wish but their lives were so comfy in the kingdom, they never had the need to wish for something else. Also, we're all made of stars and could do magic all along...

          So the moral of the story is: Everyone was moronic except for Magnifico.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wishes are apparently a part of your very soul, but most of them are honestly pretty dumb or pedestrian (wanting to fly, being a great baker, becoming a brave castle guard), but everybody knows this and they have no problem giving them away in hopes that Magnifico grants them their wish one day. As many critics pointed out, Wish spends so much time explaining the mechanics of wish-granting that it muddles the intended message and ultimately makes it unclear why any of it is supposed to be an issue.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you won't even remember nor miss what you just gave up.
        but grandfather remembers it perfectly.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, not really. He knows his wish hasn't been granted yet, but he doesn't remember what was his wish when he gave it up. And he gets really angry when Asha tries to tell him because he thinks there's no point knowing if it won't get granted.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            JUST PRACTICE YOUR LUTE HOLY FRICK

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              He doesn't WANT to play the flute, he just wants to make a song to inspire others and nothing more.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He knows his wish hasn't been granted yet
            Isn't that contradictory? How does he know that his wish was not fulfilled if he doesn't even know what his wish is?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The King has ceremonies where he gathers the entire Kingdom and chooses a single wish to grant

              I think his villain song mentioned he granted 14 wishes last year.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, cos you remember giving something to the king but never getting anything back or being chosen in a ceremony to hace your wish granted. It's not a lobotomy.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how despite this being written by Jennifer Lee who wrote Frozen, Disney isn't using that in any of the promotion.

    It's almost as if they don't want this stinker connected to her name since she's going to be making Frozen 3 and 4 for them.

    Frozen 2 should have told them that she was a one-hit wonder.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should have just figured out what everyone figured out already which is that Frozen is only really liked for Let It Go.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Frozen shill Anna so hard?
      Elsa carries the franchise

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        writers self instert duh

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because she's the hotter sister.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, Anna is cute, but Elsa is sexo.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why does Frozen shill Anna so hard?
        >Elsa carries the franchise

        Why are you asking such an incredibly stupid question? Anna barely has her own merchandise, it's Elsa who does. Are you blind? How exactly are they shilling Anna? If you saying that it's making her queen, it's not a promotion since she is just getting Elsa's leftovers.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder: (work in progress)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot the part where Magnifico made the island specifically to trap souls and make them worship him for eternity.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They were free to leave whenever they wanted to.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        At the climax of the film, they literally reclaim their power to make wishes because they found out they could do it all along. Everyone stayed in Rosas voluntarily because of their own obsession with what they gave up through their own desire for a shortcut. They didn't have to live in Rosas.

        Magnifico's biggest flaw was being overly cautious to avoid disaster, but he was right about vague wishes potentially causing danger.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >because they found out they could do it all along.
          Which means Magnifico could not have been doing anything wrong.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly. Unless the intent was for him to suppress that knowledge itself, which the writers totally dropped the ball on.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they found out they could do it all along.
          Through time, hard work and passion, right?
          There isn't just a kingdom of reality warpers given full moral authority to make 100% of their whims come true, right?
          Right?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            tbh assuming in the Wish universe anyone can study and use magic, then I don't see why it's not possible. Magnifico is probably not the only savant sorcerer, or guy with access to magic items. Asha was given a magic wand that can grant wishes at the end of the film, after all.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              She became the fairy godmother. She's literally Magnifico but worse.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't get it, anon. Asha gets a free pass because she proved herself and has pure intentions, which is totally something that meanie weenie Magnifico didn't do.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Magnifico had nothing but pure intentions. And he didn't let people remember that their dreams were hopeless.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was being ironic.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              so asha made a pedophile's dream come true to never grow old and kidnap other children to take them to a secret island no one but him know how to enter and exit.
              Do you think the queen from snow white is the queen from wish? she is the only one who knows about the mirror and kept him as a slave

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Basically Magnifico was right to be cautious of wishes that could cause trouble, Asha lost her shit way too quickly and turned full rebel in the span of five minutes and wanted to overturn the King's rule. Meanwhile the king got nervous and started loosing it because he thought people were planning to overturn his rule....which was actually happening so he was not wrong to be nervous of it.

          The plot just required that there be a villain and the people just out of nowhere turn on him and rebel against him for totally unseen reasons. They just sort of did. Just like Magnifico just sort of turned evil out of nowhere.

          >they found out they could do it all along.
          Through time, hard work and passion, right?
          There isn't just a kingdom of reality warpers given full moral authority to make 100% of their whims come true, right?
          Right?

          Everyone learned that all of humanity is magic too. And there is a big giant library of magic books in the castle up on the hill. So probably yeah, it might be a nation of reality warpers.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >things that never happened

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's talking about Gnostic Demiurge.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He made a kingdom on an island, forced no one to come, but welcomed all, made the nation prosperous and thus people's lives good, AND he granted miracles every month! For a king, he was pretty much as amazing as you could get!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He also charges no rent and doesn't tax them.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this one of the worst written big-budget Disney movies out there?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Which is insane given how Jennifer Lee (who also wrote Frozen) started working on this in 2018.

      5 years of production and this is what she ended up with, like what the frick...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2018
        Trump really did break creatives.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        frozen was dogshit

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. Frozen was an okay movie saved by its soundtrack.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely one of the worst. It just get worse the more you think about it.
      The only reason it's not bottom of the barrel is Ralph Breaks the Internet exists. As bad as this film is I'd still take it over that.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed, RBTI is in a class of it's own. It's a jumbled mess of scenes overlayed with a 'men are inherently evil and just want to control women' message.

        Totally destroying everything built up in the first movie.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thankfully it doesn't ruin the first movie as long as you pretend it doesn't exist.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Easily the worst of the decade so far

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chicken little is still worse

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Strange World was so bad Disney wouldn’t even promote it and much less do merch like with other films

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, the work of Walt's life had already turned into cheap shock value ages ago but this is something else

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, will this be another Disney box office bomb or will they lure in the families ?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I want to make art that inspires someone
    >doesn't do anything in 90 years
    what fricking vague ass wish is that and these people still know what their wish is but just don't?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don’t know what their wish was. It doesn’t prevent them from having more wishes and working on those, though, so they’re still lazy fricks.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody's coping

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So the reasoning is: If you do good things but you still are a flawed person FRICK YOU!

      Look at pic related: That's Autolycus, king of thieves from the Hercules and the Xena series. He's a liar, a thief and he's selfish and a narcissist. And people still love him because he manages to do good deeds like a chaotic Robin Hood.

      Nobody is ignoring any flaws. But people will always appreciate a flawed good person because that's realistic, that's human.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So the reasoning is: If you do good things but you still are a flawed person FRICK YOU!

        This is how the Twitter camp functions. Someone can do everything right but the absolute second they have a viewpoint that is not perfectly lock step with the approved norm....frick you take them down NOW! No forgiveness, destroy them!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s not just twatter homosexuals see someone doing something good or cool and that makes them feel bad. So they get extremely butthurt and start to resent the person. They start feverishly looking and examining every little action until they come across something they can use against them/justify their hate and run with it. It reminds me of that shit with Mr. Beast where all those people got pissy that he helped those blind people.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What you're describing is called nuance. People who make western animation don't get that anymore. You're either a 1 or a 0 and they don't get its a slider.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >narcissism is a crime now

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >troony tropes
      When will those braindead drooling morons just die already?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tvtropes validates exclusively the points of view of feminists and leftists.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is not how tv tropes is supposed to be used.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is a small edit war, they removed the rooting for the empire part

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TVTropes
      Remember that this website holds Snoot Game in the same regard as Mein Kampf and Birth of a Nation

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm surprised they keep the Pokemon Clover page around

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        IIRC they said the pages attract vandals and racists, not that the work itself is as hateful as Mein Kampf and Birth of a Nation.
        That said, the site is still full of moronic manchildren.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never thought I'd see the day when site became worse than when it was just a haven for coomers and pedos.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this worse than Raya?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually Yes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        jesus christ, seriously??

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't think so. I thought it was way better than Raya. I liked the songs, and the message and the story were political, which I liked also.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            What’s the message in your opinion?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't let the one authority decide for you what's right and wrong. Don't give up your hopes and dreams to authority figures. Pursue them by your own hard work.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If that is the intended message the film utterly fails

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why, did you not feel that from the film?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Pursue them by your own hard work.
                And also with the help of the new fairy godmother who has a superpower that makes your wishes come true

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least Raya had 3 characters you could coom to

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sisu and her sisters?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's Sisu, Raya, and Sisu (human form)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Raya, Raya's dad and who else?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Raya, Sisu and who? One of Sisu's sisters?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having seen both, yes. Raya is just bland and has weird messaging; Wish is actively unpleasant to watch.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Disney: since people are tired of our twist villains or no villains at all, we are going back to making true evil villains!
    >proceeds to make one of the most sympathetic and understandable villain they’ve ever done
    This is honestly the one time where the bad guy getting a redemption at the end would actually be good writing and makes sense, how did Disney manage to drop the ball again.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their idea of a bad guy is someone who could give you what you want but doesn't. It was never anything you owned or was owed to you but he has it and you don't so if he doesn't hand it over he's bad. There's a reason for the fixation on generational trauma before this. These writers are toddlers. It was never the subject matter, it was always them. They never grew up.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you guys miss the part that he's paranoid from his past trauma, so he's withholding people's vague wishes instead of giving them back, just in case they threaten his authority? Or are you just deliberately being contrarian?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Or are you just deliberately being contrarian?
          Projection, party of one

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >withholding people's vague wishes
          Have you never seen media that involves wishes or genies or anything like that? Those wishes are probably the most dangerous given that they could be interpreted as almost anything. For example let’s say I wish to be a star, now I meant I wanted to be famous, but it’s interpreted as me wanting to be a literal Star. So I become a massive ball of flaming gas and radiation that destroys the earth killing everything and everyone.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you see the film? Giving people's wishes back doesn't mean that the wishes come true. It just means that people regain their drive and purpose in life, instead of passively waiting for the king to be generous and grant them their wish.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Did you miss the part of my reply where is said granted wishes? Or are you trying to deflect because your argument is predicated on the fact that him not granting peoples vague wishes is a bad thing.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one responding to me saying
                >withholding people's vague wishes instead of giving them back
                I wasn't talking about granting wishes.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No bro I wasn’t talking about him not granting the wishes
                Why are you like this? Why do you insist on trying to defend some shitty b-tier (at most) Disney movie by trying to make an antagonist that in literally anything else would be at most tragic and normally a victim?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is he a victim? He's an authority figure saying he knows better than anyone and unilaterally reserves the right to determine who will get their wish granted, and who will forget what their wish is.
                You're the one jumping through the hoops to somehow say that a fricking children's cartoon villain designated to be a villain is not a villain just because.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He’s only a villain if you’re a spoiled brat that can’t understand why you don’t get what you want when you want it. I already gave you a scenario showing how vague wishes can frick people up and destroy shit. So either you’re purposely acting obtuse to argue or you’re just shitposting.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree that he's not obligated to grant everyone's wishes.
                Do you agree that he's evil for making people think that he's going to grant their wishes, but instead keeps their wishes locked up forever, so that people never know what their wish is?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If they forget it how is it that Asha’s grandpa and other people have the same wish year after year?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay. You didn't watch the film. Congratulations, you've successfully wasted my time and your time. Have a nice day.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >abandons the argument at the first opportunity
                >tries to act smug so it doesn’t look like he’s running with his tail between his legs
                Predictable.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                *Timewasting. Not an arguement.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s funny, if I was wrong you would have used my lack of knowledge and turned it to your advantage to win the argument. You must not have any confidence in what you’re arguing. Since if you did you wouldn’t have tried to end this when a clear advantage showed up.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alright. I don't care about winning an "argument" about what happens in a film against an Internet stranger who didn't watch it, but you seem to want to talk. I'm feeling particularly generous this evening. I'll explain the film. People give their wishes to the king, and when they do, they forget what their wish is. The wish is locked up. Periodically, the king goes to the vault and picks and chooses which one he grants. But in one instance, a wish is "to inspire the next generation," and he considers it too dangerous, because of its vagueness, it could "inspire" people to overthrow him. So he will never grant that wish. People don't know he picks and chooses like that.
                The people, without knowledge of their greatest wish, don't work towards achieving their wish, and some even feel empty. They just live hoping that the king grants their wish someday.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The film is about liberating those wishes so that people rediscover their passion in life. The epilogue shows people working towards their wish instead of sitting around and waiting for the king to magic it up into reality.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Different anon here. Haven't seen the film yet, but that sounds like it is more of a people-issue, rather than something evil that Magnifico is doing. Sure, it's shitty that he isn't straightforward with how he deliberates which wish to grant- but they gave their wishes to him willingly, right? He doesn't owe them anything to begin with. It makes perfect sense for him to not grant vague or possibly dangerous wishes.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I forgot to say Asha specifically asks him to return the wishes he isn't going to grant anyways, and he flatly refuses, because he doesn't want people to have ideas that might threaten his rule. That's when Asha turns against him.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, I see. I can understand the vilification now. I'm not sure if I agree with the writer's reasoning, but I haven't seen the film yet so I can't say for sure.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whats the point of you discussing the plot of the film then?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just chewin the fat, my man. That's all.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Asha specifically asks him to return the wishes he isn't going to grant anyways
                Alright, let's say he does. What happens next?

                >People try to grant their wishes on their own
                >Most of these people either try (and fail), or don't (because the wish wasn't something they could do for themselves in the first place, hence their bringing it to a wizard in the first place)
                >Most of these people are going to be unhappy, and most of that majority are going to turn that bitterness towards (a) the lucky few who do get their wishes granted, (b) Magnifico himself, or (c) both

                It might not happen right away, but all that envy and bitterness is going to to build and build until eventually the hour produces the man who says, "Hey, there's one of him and (x) of us- let's just make him grant our wishes!"

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                1. If you didn’t care you wouldn’t have kept going, let alone typed all of this out.
                2. That wish is extremely fricking dangerous given that it could inspire them to do all kinds of fricked up shit. John Hinkley Jr. Was “inspired to kill Reagan after watching Taxi Driver. So someone being inspired isn’t something that should immediately be seen as good nor should preventing it be seen as bad.
                3. Yeah that makes sense realistically he doesn’t do anything wrong aside from not grant people their wishes which is only bad if you’re a spoiled child.
                4.If the wish was something that they could work towards or do on their own they wouldn’t have to resort to magic, and if someone feels empty without some vague wish then they weren’t really much to begin with.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I forgot to say Asha specifically asks him to return the wishes he isn't going to grant anyways, and he flatly refuses, because he doesn't want people to have ideas that might threaten his rule. That's when Asha turns against him.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                So he should just let people do shit that could depose him because someone is too lazy to work for what they want? Also this only covers one of my points.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly at this point you all are sounding like pro-censorship dictators like Kim Jong Un

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've explained the film for you, I'm not arguing with you.
                If you like dictators deciding what ideas people have, that's on you.

                It’s sounds like you still can’t argue and instead are trying to make this a moral dilemma by bringing in irl politics out of desperation. Even though I explained how he wasn’t evil and that him doing what he’s does isn’t wrong, and all you’ve given for a counter is this strawman. Is this going to be your go to that you’ll repeat over and over hoping it will hide that you have yet to refute what I’ve said? Or is this you’re attempt at trying to run again?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Movie about country's dictator acting like a dictator
                >Y BRIN UP POLITCS????

                kys moron

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not granting peoples wishes is the same as running generation prison camp
                Why are you getting so upset I thought you didn’t care?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Im not going to argue up and down the contents of a movie with someone who obviously doesnt even know what happened in the movie.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You already tried saying this and you even explained what happens so I do know. If you didn’t care you would stop, if you actually had confidence in any of your arguments you wouldn’t abandon them to do this shit.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok so if you know what happened explain to me what the villain told Aisha about her grandfather's wish and what was the wish.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That he took the wish and he forgot and that it was to inspire the next generation. Unless you lied about that, but why would you? Why wouldn’t you be upfront about what happens in the movie?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I said what was the villains explanation for keeping the wish, read.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I did, that was what you said, unless of course you left that out, but again why would you?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                sigh

                Im not going to argue up and down the contents of a movie with someone who obviously doesnt even know what happened in the movie.

                goodbye

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’ve done this four times now and every time you come back more desperate than the last. You’ve given nothing that actually proves me wrong and are once again trying to run away with the flimsiest excuse. It’s especially shitty here given that was what you said, unless you are lying in which case you trying to run makes sense.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've explained the film for you, I'm not arguing with you.
                If you like dictators deciding what ideas people have, that's on you.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you agree that he's evil for making people think that he's going to grant their wishes
                Everyone in the kingdom consents to it despite knowing he typically grants one wish a month in a kingdom with thousands of people so the odds of getting your personal wish picked are near 0.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They don't know that he picks wishes according to what his paranoia tells him might threaten his authority. Asha freaks out when she finds out.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >his paranoia
                Its not paranoia when Asha literally pulls that fricking garbage

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you agree that he's evil for making people think that he's going to grant their wishes
                Well in this scenario do you think thats evil?
                >I want to marry my friends wife
                >Wow okay i mean what are we talking about here should the wish kill him, should she just magically want to divorce him
                >what about all those years they had together is she just supposed to forget about him? Shes not going to magically fall in love with you even if she divorces him
                >you know what imma take away this wish and now you'll never to think about fricking over your friend or literally fricking his wife ever again

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That is sort of the problem with Asha, she comes off as a spoiled little shit that wants and will frick over the whole system if she is ever told no. She went from loyal apprentice to revolutionary taking down the system in about three minutes. And Magnifico pointed out how she really jumped to demanding her own wish be granted almost instantly, while every other apprentice waits a few months to a year.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                This point right here, this is where she lost the gig.

                A cleverer person would have taken the job and then snuk around in the magic books to find some way to grant the wish themselves in their own time.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wait… is the fricking mouse smarter than her?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >unilaterally reserves the right to
                Because it's his fricking power. You don't have the right to force a wizard to use his magic to accomplish your goals. Either work your ass off or stop fricking b***hing.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                As king he has that authority, before we get around to the wizard part. He knows what is best for the nation because he is the sovereign that founded that nation himself. He is more aware and more fit to make these kinds of decisions than some heir who was born into his position.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody is "defending" this movie, its just annoying how people spam this moronic opinion because they were too dumb to understand a shitty baby movie

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is it moronic? Because you disagree? Because you feel the need to suck the wiener of your favorite corporation and get absurdly mad when people criticize the moronic writing?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                no because its moronic, hope that helps

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it’s moronic because… IT JUST IS
                wow this is the first time I’ve seen someone legitimately use this as an answer.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The wishes were GIVEN to him, it was part of a deal. And they can make new wishes any day now, but are way too lazy and/or entitled(depending on the person) to do it
          >Oh no, I lost the lottery for the past 50 years, now they have to pay me back all those lottery tickets I bought!
          Plus him being paranoid was entirely justified, the moment he gave his citizens some of his time, they became entirely entitled and maniac, with even the assistant hire(who was recommended by his queen of all people) just wanted the job to get some nepotism benefits.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not to mention that he once lost everything as a kid and clearly has an unresolved trauma about it, which makes him extra anxious and suspicious. People who compare him to Encanto's grandma are actually on to something.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he actually didn't

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is the Joel Shoemaucher of Marvel.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What pisses me off about Magnifico is his shitty wife had that item that stopped evil corruptions and she allowed her husband to get corrupt and ousted from the throne because SHE wants to pretend to be noble. Disgusting shit. Hope Disney's gynocentrism bankrupts them.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >He committed the worst crime of all. He's a male character in a israeli funded Feminist media. So he's doomed. The israelites are proving that they deserve to be killed into extinction and women don't deserve rights. Over a hundred years of israeli funded feminism and all it has brought to the United States is rot and decay.

    Quit noticing things.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know, Magnifico is kind of like Disney if you replace "granting wishes" with "greenlighting ideas".
    But Disney is kind of worse since instead of just turning down wishes/ideas they will take them and turn them into something different that they think will benefit them more.
    Honestly having the villain do that would have been a lot more interesting, but maybe too on-the-nose, eh?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn’t that just the standard genie scenario or monkey’s paw?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Genie/monkey paw is more granting the wish in an ironic way that hurts the person making the wish.
        What I'm proposing is him twisting the wishes to his benefit. Something like

        >I wish I could inspire others!
        >Great! You're the new general of my army, inspiring thousands to join and serve me!

        >I wish I was rich!
        >Here's your pile of money! Of course, you're in charge of loaning some of it to the people of the city when they need it. I'll be getting half of the interest payments.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well if he gave them their Wishes back, there literally wouldn't have been a problem. What a dumb movie.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    After listening to "DIS IS DE TANKS I GET?" a few times and seeing the sequence in the camrip I think I actually could like the song, but Chris Pine's voice doesn't fit it at all. That horrendous autotune every time he does the title drop is also distracting (which is an odd choice because we know Pine can sing and he belts more intense lines without that filter). I can envision it sounding great in a different language's dub.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      unfortunately the pop sound ruins it for me. it was a more classic musical sounding sound i would probably like it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's really catchy but I get where your coming from

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Knock Knock Knock on wood

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just saw it and I genuinely can’t get over how mean spirited it felt to lock him up like that, dude’s brain was cooked by that book

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they take him away from us, he would have made them so much money along with the evil royal couple

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Add the Demo version of "At all cost" for further salt in the wound

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        My must you hurt me more with things that cannot be. The fricking starblob dancing around makes it so much worse. I trust that there will be animatics of this at least.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3aZp2QplvQ
      Add the Demo version of "At all cost" for further salt in the wound

      Executive meddling strikes again

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Surpised no one has called out Disney for literally ripping off Luma. I’m honestly convinced they changed it up last minute because of the Mario Bros movie.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some critics have, but it’s such minor detail compared to all the real problems the movie has that it’s not really worth dwelling on.
        >currently 29% on RT among top critics
        It’s so over.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So let me get this straight. Magnifico is defeated by people just wishing him gone really hard? Just straight up, literal Wishing Energy takes him out and puts him in the mirror? Just like that?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. Magnifico is evil and irredeemable because he kept all those wishes, but turns out anyone could still have wishes because we're all stardust, so nothing was lost except Magnifico's sanity.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Magnifico!
      >Magnifico!
      >Magnificooooo!

      No man who's just
      Could ever trust
      A man that triggers such disgust
      His selfish caution give me such a chill
      So let us pray that one fine day
      That evil man will go away
      'Cause if we want it bad enough he will!

      For if you
      Wish a little harder
      You'll get what you desire
      Wish a little harder
      When things are looking dire
      If you wish a little harder
      Success is guaranteeeeeeed!

      If you are sure of your intention
      Some magic intervention
      Will give you the edge that you need!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What I call planning, they call scheming
        >What I call delusion, they call dreaming
        >Why am I the only one who sees things as they are?

        (Wish a little stronger)

        To write a song
        >Why not just do so?

        (Hope a little bigger)

        I want to fly
        >That's unrealistic!

        (Think a little louder)

        I want a giant wiener!
        >What?
        Frick you!

        Whistle while you swallow
        A spoonful of sugar
        And your dreams will come true upon a star!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I want a giant wiener!

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad we're finally getting attractive, confident, and handsome villains.

    Also he did NOTHING wrong. Not every wish should be granted. He made all the right decisions.

    He was the best part of the movie.

    Aisha was naive and gullible. She deserved nothing.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes he did

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's crazy how Disney managed to write a story with a tragic hero and a villain protagonist and they did it completely unintentionally.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If people claim Asha becomes Once Upon a Time's Fairy God Mother, then it gets worse.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    losing counts as something wrong

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he gave a woman a chance
    this is actully a fable with a moral, where you discover muslims like Magnifico where right about stripping women from everything and make them like pets if you want happyness to last
    it's just not a racist by rubbing salt on the muslim-spain history, it actually validates them making women the bad guys, this movie goes so wokes it gives the full 180° and turns in the opposite

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't in Spain. They dropped that angle early on because of blowback. Magnifico is an atheist wizardman and Rosas is an areligious, cultureless void.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        they marketed as Spain, where did they exactly dropped it ?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            But they never dropped it according to that pic?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              They dropped it without dropping it, is that so hard to understand?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                But they didnt drop it and they tell you they didnt drop it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, they didn't tell you that they dropped it, but they did drop it without dropping it.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Murica
              Frick yeah

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Mediterranean Spain
              >Nobody speaks Catalan
              It's trash, 0/10

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wait, aren't they supposed to speak mexican?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The setting comes off as some kind of fantasy Dominica at best with the total hodge podge mix of all races but it's largely Spanish flavored west African peoples. But the buildings are really nice looking.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He relaxed

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The king has good intentions! The end justifies the means! Just let him police your thoughts!
    Bravo Cinemaphile.
    Don't question authority. Be grateful. Let them decide for you what's good and what's bad.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't I just make my own wishes come true?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, you need to rely on the king because he owes you and you deserve it because you’re a super special and good person that deserves nice things and if anyone tries to deny you just get rid of them.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If the movie offered one single example of someone having accomplished their goals without magic and achieved personal satisfaction, it would color the entire populace who rise against Magnifico as lazy, selfish idiots looking for a shortcut who then get pissed when a gamble they agreed to didn't go their way.
        Good thing there isn't one and that takeaway is impossible to pick up.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          People can make their own wishes come true in real life without magic, and the movie doesn't give us reason to belive it's not the same for them. It shouldn't need to show us someone putting in the effort to prove you can put in the effort, it needs to show us putting in the effort doesn't work instead to prove you can't.
          Also, you're apparently not counting the evil queen usurping magnifico as "getting her wish without magnifico's power".

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Good thing there isn't one and that takeaway is impossible to pick up.
            This was sarcasm

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it would color the entire populace who rise against Magnifico as lazy, selfish idiots looking for a shortcut who then get pissed when a gamble they agreed to didn't go their way.
          No it wouldn't. They would treat getting their wish immediately granted like how people treat winning a lot of money from the lottery or casino. As a huge fricking win. This is why the issue with Magnifco is apart of a much larger issue Disney has had for a long time when it comes to them writing traditional villains in their movies since Frozen. Their motivations just don't make any fricking sense (Hans not killing Elsa when he had the chance. Ralph turning into a man-child. The chick from Raya shooting the LAST DRAGON even though she's a HUGE dragon nerd.)

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Hans not killing Elsa when he had the chance
            People of her kingdom still had some sympathy towards her, it was better to drive her to suicide

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. Disney shill

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      uhhh chud that was because of the evil book
      Why didnt they wish him to turn good if they were afraid he was still evil?
      Why did they trap him in a mirror and turn him into a slave
      Bravo chud we should turn a man of color into a slave the moment we dont get our way.
      Stunning and brave

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't question authority.
      question what?
      There are no taxes, public health is at its best, people can live 100 years, there is no crime and you are not forced to participate in anything.
      It is literally the perfect society, a utopia.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just don't go to HIS island if you don't like his rules. Of course he had good intentions, but his trauma made him extremely paranoid and when he could find an explanation for the star's effect on his magic, he panicked and ended up corrupted by the evil book.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >police
      Missed the part where Magnifico was kicking down doors and taking his people's wishes by force

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hey kiddo you can live in paradaise for free your welcome
      >just don't go full moron and ruin it for every body ok
      >no one frickings tells me what to do frick you and everybody
      i can tell your skin color anon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s like the fricking garden all over again

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you ENJOY being moronic or something?

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He did nothing wrong
    He trusted women and that's why he lost.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feels like this has become the new trick to get around ESG bullshit
    >we have to have a minority lead for goybux, but she’s not marketable as a result
    >quick, make the bad guy “literally me” and muddy the plot

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >quick, make the bad guy “literally me” and muddy the plot
      Occam's razor says the morality on display in this children's movie is there because its the morality in the hearts of the people who made it. Pretending its some kind of conspiracy is insane, Disney has tanked the value of its two most valuable IPs in the last 5 years. The people above those creatives are either fine with it or in complete denial over this obvious pattern.

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, this movie is already out? I didn't get any ads or anything, did it come out with no marketing like that one other movie with the family in another world or something like that?

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So will he become the next Tumblr sexyman?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Become?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looking around now, I genuinely don't think Tumblr even paid attention to this movie.

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We could have had a sexy charming redeemable villian
    >Who ends up being Asha's love interest
    >Billions of teenage girls of all races will be lusting over him, writing fanfiction, drawing fanart of this pairing and buying all the merch
    >Disney shoot themselves in the dick
    Majority of girls still do love boy+girl romance and still dreaming of handsome king/prince

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope the nips make fanart of him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is what happens when gay women write movies for little girls.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that lip bite
      What a fricking bawd, he is just asking for it at this point

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He shouldn't have been the love interest, his wife, the queen, should have been in cahoots with him and they both get reformed. But he and Asha could still have good chemistry even if it doesn't go anywhere.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have both Asha and his wife as implied "love interests". Imagine the fandom wars.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Billions of teenage girls of all races will be lusting over him, writing fanfiction, drawing fanart

      It's better for the fandom that he *isn't* redeemed in canon. The fangirls get to write fix-it fic themselves.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        or they should have removed his wife from the story completely, making him a perfect "I can fix him" kind of man

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would have pefered the star shota boy in pre wish to be the unseprecated love interest.

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Magnifico did nothing wrong
    >but he takes away peoples desires, even when he doesn't grant them!
    All done voluntarily, bare minimum for this making him a villain would be if he forced the people to give them up by force or threat of expulsion but that was never the case. You can't even argue he tricked the people into doing it given that they know people changed after the ceremony yet none them were afraid of attempting to have their wish granted, let alone refuse to do it if they had the opportunity.

    >but he picked and chose the wishes he granted
    No shit, it's his powers he can do what he wants with them. He was also shown to very careful to ensure nobody would get hurt from the wishes he granted.
    Not granting wishes that would endanger himself is also his right, just like the miranda declaration states that accused has the right to remain silent to avoid self-incrimination

    >he was keeping people from realizing their wishes with their own power
    Never stated to be his goal, nor would it be even if it were. If everyone gets theirs wish magically granted the world is gonna devolve into anarchy real soon, there's no law that could be enforced without a literal thought police to make sure nobody would have a disastrous wish.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Asha was hot, but the movie sucked.

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Modern Disney is apparently only capable of
    >contrived twist villains
    >villains that aren't twists but still make literally no sense as villains

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Disney tries to come up with morally gray antagonists
      >Writes irredeemable scumbags
      >Disney tries to write a "traditional villain"
      >Comes up with a guy who's only serious offence was committed during an act of desperation during a revolt

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone post the plot synopsis I ain't watching this shit?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you and God if this is true. Well frick no wonder he has so many threads. Really seems like a typical modern writer story so obsessed with making your mc perfect/right you lose sight of the fact they are so fundamentally wrong or just given a deus ex machina to win. Why would magnefico not know about second wish and why do they always betray the reliable hero for some rando or unknowable person.

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I swear that one idea I saw of Magnifico being used by a second star that grants wishes but inevitably monkey paws them while keeping him under his thumb by threatening to take away everything he gained sounded better than this.

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you think he wasn't granting the sleepy guy's wish? You think making a big guy like him a loyal knight would be a pretty good wish for the kingdom.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not sleepy didn't win the lottery, and didn't display loyalty

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can a wish magically change your character and not just your circumstances? Magnifico himself states he holds onto wishes to filter out people who are too lazy to earn them on their own. Sleepy didn't wish to be more knightly, he just wished to be a knight

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Hang him on a wall in the dungeons!"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Makes kingdom everyone is happy, tries to grant as many wishes as you can. Women conspire against you and ruin it. What did they mean by this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The wife is what gets me the most. Sure, the rest of the plot can be demented in its message and whatnot, but it would have costed them nothing to just giver her sorrowful face as she condemns her lost husband to eternal imprisonment. What the frick were they smoking when they decided to make her completely unsympathetic and downright smug about it?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        All they need to fix it is a post credits scene where she lets him out and smugly goes "Calmed down?" Still b***hy and "empowered" but not fricking evil.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women hate their husband that's the message lol

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hate
          Nah it's just Briffault's Law. Learn the game.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Makes kingdom everyone is happy, tries to grant as many wishes as you can. Women conspire against you and ruin it. What did they mean by this?

      The wife is what gets me the most. Sure, the rest of the plot can be demented in its message and whatnot, but it would have costed them nothing to just giver her sorrowful face as she condemns her lost husband to eternal imprisonment. What the frick were they smoking when they decided to make her completely unsympathetic and downright smug about it?

      That we're supposed to see him as the villain and the queen as a hero is batshit insane. What kind of nepotistic Calibubble must you be in to look at this and think it's okay?
      >inb4 Disney

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay why are the guys doing the big budget animated films afraid of doing a straight up bad guy since 2012 and the guys working on TV shows meant for people watching a channel on the dying medium called tellyvision able to do them on the regular?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Animated films would have a fairly decent number of villains if you allowed yourself to count twist villains. The thing is when writing a film it's just too tempting to incorporate twist villains into the narrative as they make for dramatic third acts.

      Funny thing is when pixar started the trend of twist villains way back with monsters inc. and toy story 2 they already showed the answer to this which was to have both a traditional villain and a twist villain at the same time. This not only allows for the best of both worlds but actually helps to make the villain twist less obvious because the audience suddenly isn't looking for a twist villain but the story already has one. It's weird how that trick has been completely forgotten.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shego, Ludo and Doofenschmirtz straight up bad guys

      I'm here for the only other female villain in the selection being from The Ghost and Molly McGee

      It is 10:02 PM here in San Bruno, I'll laugh until 10:02 PM tomorrow

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot to add Lord Hater to that list too since he's as affable as the other three and Mojo Jojo

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >allegory for nuDisney
    >is loved by people who hate nuDisney

    Make up your mind. Do you want to suck the dick or not?

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s implied that reality broke apart into a multiverse in a post king’s rule world
    Jesus

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You joke but it make sense
      All these wishes means at least one has to contradict with the other
      Without a person making sure to keep all the wishes in line the people run rampant
      Now that all wishes are getting granted in order to make sure they don't clash and cause chaos, reality is fractured into multiverses
      >a universe where peter pan can be young and fly
      >a universe where talking animals can create an entire city without humans

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >All these wishes means at least one has to contradict with the other
        I was thinking this would eventually happen with Ashas new magic rule
        something like this:
        >Stalker: Hey Asha, I wish for my pretty Neighbor to fall in love with me!
        >Asha: What? I can't brainwash people!
        >Neighbor: What the frick, I wish for that creepy stalker to die!
        >Asha: I can't do that either, I won't kill anyone!
        >People: I thought you were going to grant peoples wishes, unlike the king!

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought Cinemaphile hates disney.
    Guess they really like goyslop product pusher.

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Creates entire kingdom where people can live there for free
    >Only grants wishes that will benefit the kingdom and its people
    >Doesn't even have to
    >Just does it out of goodwill
    >Refuses to cast wishes that are to vague
    >This makes him the bad guy
    I have never sided with a villain so much in my life. https://streamable.com/pz66vq

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao he actually does look genuinely hurt when she says that, what the frick were the writers thinking

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You can pinpoint the moment his heart breaks
        MAGNIFIBROS...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like how one critic pointed out that even his villain song doesn’t sound very villainish.
        >This action is all set to music of the generically inspiring Disney variety, the best of the bunch being "This Is the Thanks I Get?!" which is sung by Pine and could become an anthem for overworked, underappreciated moms everywhere.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao he actually does look genuinely hurt when she says that, what the frick were the writers thinking

      Like, holy shit! He JUST gave you his backstory and you don't even have the job yet.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >https://streamable.com/pz66vq
      I have never seen this movie and maybe this is out of context, but he sounds completely correct here

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still convinced that until pretty late in production they were gonna do a gotcha by setting up Magnifico as the antagonist in previews only to reveal that the Queen is the evil one.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The original plan was for both of them to be evil

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          ehh, that's what they said in the book but in the concept art

          They destroyed their own movie

          you see scheming queen and distracted king.

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >turns into THE evil mirror

    WTF

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Magic Mirror wasn't evil, he was enslaved by the Evil Queen.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Magic Mirror wasn't evil, he was enslaved by the Evil Queen.

      Wouldn't be the first time they did something like this. There was also a book where they made the Magic Mirror the Evil Queen's abusive father, and therefore the real villain of the story.

      It's like they saw that one Cracked video and took it as gospel.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cracked
        That moronic site went bankrupt but sure go ahead take lessons from them

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Magnifico got nip fanart
    Kek no way Magnifiplush IS working!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the doujinshi, if Star had been a twink boy.

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dire Crowley >>> King Magnifico
    Can be spoiler but i don't care.
    Also he has a magic mirror so...

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So if I understand correctly, the King can grant wishes, but everytime he grants one they forget they made the wish?

    And he also decides whether or not he grants the wish or not?

    Like, if I wish to be the best singer in the world, I become the best singer but I fofet that I ever made the wish to the king?

    I don't get it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you misunderstood, they only forgot the wish while the wish hasn't been granted yet. Once the king grants the wish, they will remember it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do they remember that they forget the wish?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't understand correctly

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You make a wish and give it to the king when you turn 18.
      The king takes the wish and this makes you forget what it was but remember that you made a wish.
      He chooses which wishes to grant with some he deems too dangerous or vague to grant. He keeps the wishes safe regardless but doesn't give them back.
      Giving the wish away may or may not affect a person's personality. Asha's friend who gives away a wish supposedly got drowsier and 'boring' afterwards but most of the people in the city don't seem to be affected the same way.
      It's pretty messy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How does Asha know what her grandpa's wish was if he forgot?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          She saw the wish first hand while being the Kings apprentice.(the wishes materialize as blue orbs with recordings of the wish in them)
          Dude, just watch the movie if you want to question every little thing

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 31 minutes in

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Asha's friend who gives away a wish supposedly got drowsier and 'boring' afterwards
        also he didn't look any different at the end of the movie when he got reunited with his face

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Asha's friend who gives away a wish supposedly got drowsier and 'boring' afterwards
        also he didn't look any different at the end of the movie when he got reunited with his face

        Yeah, that's BS. He's supposed to be Sleepy, the dwarf from SnowWhite. He was always going to look tired. It was Grumpy who threw that boring line and he's an butthole to everybody.

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No matter how hard I wish the world leaders just wont die. Disney is a shit stain of a corporation for giving everyone false hope.

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    On a scale from 1 to 10, how annoying was the goat?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would say, around a 12, but the star was actually equally annoying

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can review the movie without mentioning the goat once and it changes nothing. It's completely irrelevant.

      Also, they didn't even bother to do the eyes right. That shit pisses me off coming from a studio that sent people to Africa to study the animals for their movie.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That shit pisses me off coming from a studio that sent people to Africa to study the animals for their movie.
        lol apparently that gained knowledge wasn't used all that much

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous


    Yeah I don't think this clearly repurposed romantic duet works at all in the new context of singing to a bunch of glowy balls while mostly standing still. It feels a bit better when Asha is running towards her beloved Grandpappy's wish but for the other 99% of the song where they're singing towards a bunch of randos it falls flat.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean have you listened to the demo? "PROMISE as one does" initially was "LOVE YOU as one does"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The film even looks unimaginative. There's nothing going on with the visuals at all.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well that was extremely generic. Is that supposed to be the best song in the movie?

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The songs are so bad it legit makes me miss Encanto and Frozen

    I didn't know how good we had it back then

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't the king grant his own wishes?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because shut up

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      His wish was to have a new safe home and he monkey paw'd himself.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not some pussy-ass b***h who needs some mysterious omnipotent power to grant him what he wants. He didn't wish he knew magic, he fricking traveled the world to learn that shit. He didn't wish to have a kingdom, he built it himself.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      because walt was a business man and not the creative “dreamer” type. He knows what’s best for his kingdom and he’s just a conduit. Those peasants would burn all the money and if they had their way!

      Star Wars and marvel are in good hands. Anyone who says otherwise are ashapilled. Simple as

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        All that snark, but you are just going for the extreme opposite of what the movie was unironically saying.

        From the moment they gave him a tragic backstory that explained his actions, he shouldn't end up being treated the same way like the classic disney villains
        you know
        >usurper that wished for a princess to be his sex slave
        >usurper and a brother murderer that convinced his nephew he was responsible for his father's death
        >evil sorceress putting a death curse on a baby for not being invited to her birthday party
        Even at his worst, when he was possessed, he didn't become this vile.

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Asha is the villain right? She's an entitled brat who caused a revolution and doomed the Kingdom

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She only wanted some special treatment. Was that too much to ask?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She only wanted some special treatment. Was that too much to ask?

      I would argue the Queen is. She sends Asha to the King, she participates in the rebellion, she has a way of reading the evil magic book, but doesn't tell her husband, places the shard with Magnifico into the dungeons, and takes over as the sole ruler of the country. The movie is essentially her performing a coup, while winning the favor of the people.

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he lost

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    we will never know since no one watched that movie

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A thought just fricking struck me. This is just The ones who walk away from Omelas in a different scenario
    Would you give up your 'dream' to live in a magical nation where you can live comfortably? That's what's being presented here. And instead of anyone just, walking away, they dismantle it to fix a "corrupt" system
    It almost feels like there was one writer who wanted it to go like this to give the movie actual meaning, but it got changed and washed so much they made the fricking Villain look like he did nothing wrong

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Would you give up your 'dream' to live in a magical nation where you can live comfortably? That's what's being presented here.
      Here's the thing tho: Magnifico doesn't FORCE people to give up a wish to live in Rosas, people move into Rosas, many because of the possibility of the wish being granted, and once you're above 18, if you so want, you can give your wish to the event.
      I'm still iffy about considering the wish shtick to be representative of a dream, since some where just banal stuff. One of the wishes was for a nanny for crying out loud.

      On that note, Magnifico's way of handling wishing, specially on such a scale is by far the most responsible I recall seeing. How many wishgranters even put up a minimum age on who can wish?
      Hell some, like the fairies in FoP outright place a "maximum age" on wish granting. And their mind erase is even more hardcore than Magnifico's too. Became an adult? Tough luck kiddo, your whole memory of your wishes, fairies and all of that is gone with a wand swing, no ifs or buts. If Asha got transported to that cartoon world she'd have a meltdown.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's a lot missing that would better cement Magnifico as a tyrant. If you turned 18 and didn't have a wish, would you be kicked out of the city? Probably not, since Magnifico seems to want an equal in Asha without begging for stuff coloring their relationship.

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't watched it, are his flaws really only that he has an ego and that he won't grant every single wish?

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >over 440 posts
    >barely any lewds of the heroines
    fricking Sisu from raya has more lewds than Asha and queen combined

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick Asha, where are Magnifico lewds?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        fricking homosexual have guaranteed lewds
        I can't even get angry since every biowoman in that movie looks fricking bland

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen more anons lusting after Magnifico and the fricking talk goat than after Asha and the Queen, theyre simply that unlikeable.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      We talked a bit about it.

      Frick Asha, where are Magnifico lewds?

      Over Twitter

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Over Twitter
        Post them

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blue board.

          https://twitter.com/sleepyandrewllz/status/1727601882120765701

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jolly gee why hasn't generic brown sassy girlboss #9001 hasn't as much porn as the sexiest dragon ever made

      I wonder why

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what makes this dragon more or less sexy than other dragons

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Big eyes and fluffy I presume.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's voiced by Awkwafina, so you're contractually obligated to say she's hot despite the fact that she sounds like a 60 year old slag that gargles rock salt.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the dragon got more porn than other characters
      Welcome to the Internet
      The true test is Asha numbers versus Raya numbers

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they are just references
    Suuuuuuuuureeeeeeee

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see why they wouldn't be anything, but. Otherwise this means humans existed in the Zootopian universe.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        how do you know they don't?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zootopia would've been planet of the apes otherwise.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            What? They could juest be a secret society or a world where animals are segregated from humans

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's crazy people think it is harmless references like how other Disney movies make other Disney cameos in the movies. Failing to realize that a one shot of Belle walking down the street in Hunchback is not the same as "HEY! REMEMBER ZOOTOPIA? I DO! LAUGH WITH US!"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MCU collapsed
      >What do we do now?
      >I KNOW! Let's turn our old IPs into a cinematic universe!
      This is obviously a joke but a part of me trembles knowing that it's not entirely impossible some exec actually had this thought.

  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wish sounds like the protagonist being angry that a majority of people who play the lottery are losers even though they know the odds, then after getting a job at a bank, believes that they can simply print more money for everyone to have for free.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She isn't asking that the losers get their money back if they don't win at gambling, only that people should have the right to keep their dreams if there's no intention on granting them.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the same

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game is rigged so everyone who gambled should get their dream/money back. I kinda get it

  74. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, not watching it.

  75. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He did nothing right either.

  76. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    in fairness to those morons "men" watch "romance" anime

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Romance was invented by men.

  77. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It makes you wonder how they can frick up something as unfrickup-able as capeshit in its prime. They tried to combined both the disney princess shit and capeshit demographics into one despite them being polar opposites. I guess their greed blinded their common sense.

  78. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems the movie will do well at the box office, so that's frustrating

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably. It sucks but marketing works too well.
      Hopefully word of mouth tanks it thou.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It got an A- cinemascore it's not probably not going to have good legs.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn double negatives, what did you actually mean by this?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          *It's probably not going to have good legs
          the extra not was a mistake

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Encanto was releasing right in the middle of the pandemic, during the peak COVID season. The current estimates for Wish point towards a 26-28M 3-day opening, which is pretty shitty given its seemingly poor WOM. It currently has the lowest Cinemascore of all animated movies released this year, along with Ruby Gillman.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The current estimates for Wish point towards a 26-28M 3-day
        Didn't they expect 50M?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Over the 5-day Thanksgiving period. Right now it looks more like 36-40M. For comparison, Encanto did 40.5M over the same period.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a 4 day weekend with no other kid's movie around. We'll see how long it stays in number 1.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trolls?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's out this weekend too?

          I feel bad for dreamworks if that's the case.

  79. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder if he'll be mirror VA in Snow White

  80. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yeah, in the past, they were at least good at making family oriented media that
    could pretend it was for all demographics but they are so extremely gynocentric that it's a surprise that Minnie mouse isnt mascot at this point. Imagine spending billions to aquire traditionally male IPs to get that audience just to convert them to shit girl brands that not even the girls want. The funny/sad part is that men are still the biggest supporters for capeshit like the marvels while women would rather watch reality tv/true crime Netflix shows

  81. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now I noticed something, Zootopia is racist against non-mammals.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Non-mammals arent even sapient in Zootopia so not really. The talking goat from this movie however is, since his wish specifically only allowed non-mammals in.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but there are sapient non-mammals in other Disney movies, so the goat is just racist.

  82. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The punishment is really over the top for the crime he committed in this movie.
    Betrayed by your wife and locked up in a purgatory mirror.
    The frick are they smoking over at disney?

  83. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is this how we indoctrinate children into believing that white men will always be wrong no matter what they do, and black women being the oppressed ones who deserve to defeat the evil white guy for her to not be "oppressed" anymore and to fullfill their deranged wishes?

  84. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE IS MY WISH BALLOON?

  85. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rewatched The Emperor’s New Groove yesterday and it’s funny how for much of the movie Kuzco is a considerably worse person than Mags.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But TENG is aware of that, there's no confusion. Kuzco has character growth.

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