He didn't do anything wrong, he was only defending his private property Posted on July 16, 2023 by Anonymous He didn't do anything wrong, he was only defending his private property Unattended Children Pitbull Club Shirt $21.68 The Kind of Tired That Sleep Won’t Fix Shirt $21.68 Unattended Children Pitbull Club Shirt $21.68
10 months ago Reply Anonymous It wasn't his property though. He was a moron baby who went to summer camp and drowned because he didn't know that humans float in water. it's his by right of conquest
10 months ago Reply Anonymous >Gets nuked >Brain is left perfectly intact Charmingly stupid franchise
10 months ago Reply Anonymous For me, it's the random tacticool insertion of hip-firing morons from the trees.
10 months ago Reply Anonymous It wasn't his property though. He was a moron baby who went to summer camp and drowned because he didn't know that humans float in water.
10 months ago Reply Anonymous Erm, he drowned because the CHAD and STACY camp counselors were too busy having unprotected s*x instead of paying attention. Camp Crystal Lake has fallen, millions must be machete'd. Total Counselor Death.
10 months ago Reply Anonymous I don't agree but it certainly is more memorable. I often forget about 7.
10 months ago Reply Anonymous He got special permission from Rudy Giuliani to help clean up the streets
10 months ago Reply Anonymous He only killed the people that had previously invaded Crystal Lake, notice he doesn't kill any New York residents.
10 months ago Reply Anonymous He got special permission from Rudy Giuliani to help clean up the streets He doesn't kill any New Yorkers though, he just obsesses with the people who started out on the boat.
10 months ago Reply Anonymous Hey everyone, Jason's on vacation this week, so I'll be filling in. Sorry for the inconvenience.
10 months ago Reply Anonymous No, I'm Roy. Remember, when you're ready to get killed this week, ask for "Roy"
Which one was this?
Part 6. Jason kills a Winnebago
he doesn't own that shit
>go to summer camp
>drown
>suddenly the whole camp becomes my property
it's his by right of conquest
>by right of conqu- ACK!
a minor setback
>Gets nuked
>Brain is left perfectly intact
Charmingly stupid franchise
For me, it's the random tacticool insertion of hip-firing morons from the trees.
Hey man it's Jason. You can't take any half measures with him.
>heh technically I have as much right as anybody else to be he- ACK!
Pamela voorhees sued the park owner after Jason’s death
For the deed to the camp?
It was for so much money that they had to sell the park to her
You don't own nature, chud.
It wasn't his property though. He was a moron baby who went to summer camp and drowned because he didn't know that humans float in water.
Erm, he drowned because the CHAD and STACY camp counselors were too busy having unprotected s*x instead of paying attention.
Camp Crystal Lake has fallen, millions must be machete'd.
Total Counselor Death.
Doesn't that happen in Predator 2?
8 is better than 7 and I’m sick of pretending otherwise.
both are better than the embarrassingly overrated Part 6
No.
I don't agree but it certainly is more memorable. I often forget about 7.
He didn’t own that land
Okay is New York CIty his private property as well?
He got special permission from Rudy Giuliani to help clean up the streets
He only killed the people that had previously invaded Crystal Lake, notice he doesn't kill any New York residents.
He doesn't kill any New Yorkers though, he just obsesses with the people who started out on the boat.
Is that why he gets himbofied
Hey everyone, Jason's on vacation this week, so I'll be filling in. Sorry for the inconvenience.
But you are Jason...
No, I'm Roy.
Remember, when you're ready to get killed this week, ask for "Roy"