>he doesn't do this
It's fricking over for you
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>he doesn't do this
>he doesn't do this
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Irish people literally can't look happy
My Irish friend is 5'7" with a big red beard and I told him that if he came to a strip club with us on St. Patrick's Day wearing a leprechaun outfit with little buckle shoes and a green bowler hat I'd buy him a keg of beer for his wedding. He did it. Even brought a box of Lucky Charms.
He got drunk and we got kicked out and he beat up a Black person bouncer who was easily 6'2" once he got thrown outside. Did the little fisticuffs fighting stance and everything and still won the fight and once the guy was lying face down out cold he broke the box of cereal over his head and marshmallows went flying all over the sidewalk.
based irish powermanlet
>manchester city
This is a great story and we are all better for having heard it.
peaky cap Black folk
Yjk
SHEEEEEESH
Honestly based, I just want to dress up sometimes like a TV character and go out in public.
Lil zoomie can't even see properly with that hat
Do you think he's diagnosed autistic and these people feel obligated to hang around him or undiagnosed autistic and confident enough people actually want to hang around lil' Shelby
Probably a mix of both, made friends legitimately when they didn't realise yet just how based he was and now they'd feel bad excluding him.
He's probably just trying to be funny.
He's being too chill about it for it to be funny. He'd exaggerate it further
>street is 1% chav 99% mystery meat
yup, it's Britain(tm)
do YOU know?
im not gonna watch your videos, homosexual
>not a single YT link in the thread
What did he mean by this?
>he doesnt know
Enjoy
can someone add this to the webm
vaxed?
They were taking picture of themselves taking pfizer for instagram contents.
On a railroad? Without a nurse or doctor? How did they get the shot? Who filmed them filming themselves?
They put booster packs under the third rail in every train station these days for emergency vaxx. You can just steal them and resell.
The dude in white shirt ate beans and vitamin c, it causes a chemical reaction making his flatulence becomes mustard gas.
?
third rail
Electrified rail. Idiots basically
Though it should have been behind security fencing
>Though it should have been behind security fencing
How the frick would you board the train then?
by tipping the boarding goblin
Pretty sure some train stations have little doors that will open when the train arrives
Or instead of putting fences along 1000s of miles of track just put the electrical wire above the train. Either way frick dumbasses, they don't deserve to live.
nerve gas
Based. I love watching zoomers die. Shame about the girl though, she'd been ripe for millennial cum.
She lived. Dunno about the other guy, he had a heart attack
>starts dying
>decides to take down roastie with him
giga based
How come the guy in white wasn't electrified when he touched them?
Somebody cast shock protection on him
My mom told me she once stuck a fork in an outlet when she was a small child and her dad just yanked her away without getting electrocuted himself, so appearantly that doesn't happen everytime.
Probably because it was done so quick to break the connection and adrenaline rush of "gotta save child" mode it didn't register to him.
It's crazy how swiftly and ninja like your body can react when it comes to your offspring in danger
My mom jumped in front of a car to get me off the street when I was like 7 years old. I think I was playing with marbles or some shit, and didn't notice the car coming. But I remember the car driver yelling at us after.
Can't help but imagine if there are kids who have gotten their parents killed this way.
His feet were touching the ground
Could have tripped a breaker, also he does feel something, you can see him react in pain when he tries to pull them and then lets go. He also wasn’t touching a path to ground, so little electricity went through him. The other 2 touched a metal rail.
The more people you have touching the lesser the current, the black shirt zoom is dead, the girl is badly shocked and the white hoodie only got kicked
not an expert but probably cumulative resistance of additional body
>this rail is buzzin' fr fr no c-ACK
dey sleepy
>People taking out their cameras instead of helping
No better than those idiot kids.
zoomettes are born with an iPhone in their hands
Based how he gets the femoid in a headlock and makes her suffer with him
mmmmMMMMMM
Good size and all huh ?
DO WHAT?
Ngmi
>watch charisma on command
>see qt3.14
>get on all fours and jump in high grass
>stalk the pretty girl
>she doesnt know what's gonna hit her
>watch for the perfect moment
>there it is, she's taking a swig of her water
>jump out
>bite her neck and hold on
>use my weight to swing around and take her to the ground
>apply more pressure on her windpipe
>she struggles
>no shot, my claws hold her in place (I let my fingernails grow to be more efficient)
>she's getting weaker
>her life leaves her and I drag her to the forrest
Call me Charisma on demand
man this looks tasty as frick
Yeah man, was thinking the same thing
I'm in Turkey rn and they have endless varieties of these cakes and they cost literally 20 cents a piece. I have grown completely numb to the amounts of cheap tasty food because if I ate it all I'd go prediabetic in a month. The women are fricking beautiful here also, its insane coming from a western country.
Smooth operator, everyday Casanova
On one hand his mates attire gives council estate chav energy, but it could be his brother and his brother's girlfriend with him and not two friends.
I know what parasite anime dis homie been watching
Worked for Chikatilo
pure, unadulterated kino
got a giggle
P E A K Y
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DO THIS NOW YOU BLOODY b***h
Staying hydrated is a mistake?
You should never drink from a glass infront of other people.
why
You can't defend yourself if they decide to punch the glass and ram it up your skull.
Never thought about that one, good thinking
Yep, the predstor anon might get you
No, being brown.
KEK
Yep, you should ALWAYS drink alcohol. Not w*ter.
Are these just ICK videos but from the male perspective?
Zoomers desperately trying to appear confident because they're effeminate and raised by Facebook dads and tiktok.
>z-z-zoomers
It's gen alpha now gramps.
The oldest gen alphas are in elementary school. You need to wait like 8 years still.
is there some marketing analytics company out there that has determined that adding a red arrow to your thumbnail will increase views?
You can do the analysis yourself by scanning through the number of views these videos have.
Yeah it's called click bait.
Obviously stupid thumbnails make people click to see what it's all about
by why a red arrow specifically?
life changing
>KICK THAT Black person b***h OFF THE PLANE!
Dunno, people kinda got mad at me when I said it
Peaky Blinder ruined a whole generation of middle age men
accurate.
As opposed to positive mistakes?
Why do we all get similar recommendations on youtube?
Because we're all moronic
I don't get them
NO, DO THIS INSTEAD.
He looks like when my six-year-old does something bad
why are the dashes around the arrow FRICKED
Did Cillian Murphy answer the call? He looks bogged as frick in recent photos.
Pic related. What the frick is that face.
Just getting old i think
Serious bogging going on imo.
So what is the video actually about?