why didn't he just stop drinking for the sake of his career?
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he drank the vodka
why didn't he just stop drinking for the sake of his career?
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Have you even seen him fly a plane drunk? It made him a better pilot.
I drank 700g of 40% ethanol.
who the frick weighs liquid in grams? did you mean 700ml? whenever i drink i have 700ml with a 37.5% alcohol content
>700ml with a 37.5% alcohol content
You are like little baby.
37.5% is the highest sold in my country, you must be eastern european
Worse, Canadian.
I used to live there, didn't know they sold such a high percentage drink, but I didn't start heavily drinking until I left Canada.
And trust me when I say, that country is shit, but the country I moved to is even worse and I never should have left. Considering moving back this year
Canada can be pretty gay with its booze rules but even Bacardi 151 was sold here until it was discontinued in 2016.
this the thread then aye?
potentially yeah. Gave last night a miss but it's saturday init.
I HATE BEING SOBER AHHHHHH FRICK FRICK FRICK I HATE IT
Yeah I hate being sober I also hate being hungover and losing things and having no money. But I'm still going to drink. Like you should.
I need to loose weight so i'm not drinking but man everything fricking sucks sober
I lost my 900$ phone last week which had no insurance because i was drunk. Swore I'd never drink again. I'm drinking right now. Keep the will power or drink liquor with diet soda
>But I'm still going to drink. Like you should.
I will never understand why you would want people to suffer the same fate as you, having a crab in a bucket mentality is subhuman.
Truth, brothers. I have tallboys and a bottle of wine for the night. I quit drinking several times before and the only difference is I wasn't having as much fun. So I went back to drinking and nothing has changed except I am enjoying myself at the end of the day.
Maybe it's my libertarian priors but you should do what makes you happy. If it's to the detriment of your health that is your choice. You are a good man who knows his limits.
Same
>I drank the vodka.
>I'm vodka right now.
>expected the outcome
>outcome still was a lot better than expected
kek, at least 9.5/10
wtf I love slavs now??
something something Justin Trudeau something
I love it just because of how much he is loving it
basically missed last nights thread because i went to the club to find some sexay ladies. i got a 20 year olds number and made out but thats it.
It's a fake number
probably, it texted her and she hasn't responded.
im 27
Yeah getting numbers is normally pointless. You need to find a slag who wants to comeback to your place.
well she lived with her parents which is like a 5 min walk from my place, and her friend was sleeping there too. so if it was just her and me im sure we would have slept together. i just took a STD test but i don't know the results yet so it's best i don't stick my dick in stuff.
>STD test
Why would you need that anon.....
because my moronic ass wont wear rubbers
Do you even frick?
That's rule number 1 when fricking bar slags anon, unless you want STDs and 100 kids
>le child support
you guys don't make up a fake persona when going out?
Nice one. How old are you
Why cant they just remove the hangover gene from my brain and then i can drink without regret?
Really takes the piss doesn't it.
they need people like us disabled
You're not drinking enough. Drink more and more often and the hangovers eventually go away.
The best place to start? Have a drink when hungove.
Go from there. Flow with the liquor.
No hangover if you eat properly and drink enough water
Move to someplace warm. I've never had a hangover while on vacation. It's either the weather, or they poison the stuff we drink at home.
I thought about theses threads when I got caught on a breathalyzer during a urinalysis. I like to drink a cup of beer before work to help with my anxiety. A .04. I’m in the military
Thats shitty. When I was in literally half the formation on Monday morning was drunk. Literally the only reason I feel they force people to do 5 mile runs on mondays. Forceful detox.. if you dont sweat it out more than likely youll puke.
I got bad towards the end, before I got out, drunk all the time I dunno how I escaped..
career doesn't matter
nothing does
who drinks with a hangover lol? I would be sick. just have a nice long sleep.
Never heard of hair of the dog? No better fix to a hangover than drinking again
that just kicks the can down the road no? I enjoy my hangovers.
>Enjoy hangovers
Impossible, I feel like my brain is about to explode
then you are doing something wrong. hangovers are comfy if you don't go to sleep totally wasted.
You're 19. Come back when you're an adult and you'll know what he's talking about.
>cracking open a bottle of wine now that I know will ruin tomorrow if I don't hydrate enough
You hate being sober because you dont exercise.
You hate hangovers because you dont exercise or eat right.
Get drunk, but dont complain when your other lifestyle choices catch up to you
Shut the frick up you projecting mong. I just ran 10k and picked up an 8pack on the way home. You don't know shit about anything
Pilots are given free sake throughout their career?
has "one last bottle" ever worked for you guys when trying to quit
Nope, I've stopped drinking now because I just stopped cold turkey. I has to rid my mind of the idea of one last drink because one is never enough
Absolutely not.
External meaningful stuff from religion always worked for me. It made me only drink very rarely.
anyone going out?
nah, I'm broke and it's getting late in europe here. I've got 8 beers but it won't be enough
15 cans here anonzl, is it ever enough?
no
there is a logical time-issue I'm dealing with
I need to decide at latest 8 really if I want to go out
NTA but I've basically reached such heights and at times have actually gotten back to the honeymoon phase of drankin'. Only ever a beer drinker and topped out at 15 a night at my worst. I used to get tons of energy when I drank but as I've aged that's gone away. Of all the things that helped reduce drinking this has had the largest effect in both short and long term.
If you can break the booze to energy pipeline it's all down to willpower and glassing the addiction with a broken whiskey bottle.
Fat girls frick and suck like their ass is on fire. It's as if there's a skinny BPD nymphomaniac under the rolls or something.
>Fat girls frick and suck like their ass is on fire. It's as if there's a skinny BPD nymphomaniac under the rolls or something
This guy gets it
lad its 9:30
slag hunting time
What type of slag you go for anon? I use to be picky but honestly I'll frick anything these days. Picked up a land whale 40+ year old polish woman the other week. Man the sex was good.
oldest i went for was 36, that's my limit unless it's a really hot milf.
i just like cute brunettes, the younger the better
You'll take the fat older women pill one day anon and realise the truth
i dread the day anon, cheers
Nta but I’ll also take what I can get. I’m mid thirties. Last two months has been 39 yo milf, 32yo redhead short stack milf, 29yo skinny redhead awesome chick who likes to do coke and weed and drink with me, 32 yo fat half Mexican half white chick in Chicago with literally enormous breasts and delicious dark furry pussy, 36yo blonde with great breasts in London, 23yo tall brunette bawd that is always horny, and most recently, 52yo chubby blonde with great eyes I picked up at the bar
Fricking is so fun bros 🙂
Taking whatever you can get is the chads choice in life, chasing 10s is a meme way to stay a virgin forever
Absolutely based and correct. 4 new women a month is prime fun
Believe me, I get skinny fit pussy too, but you waste a lot of time chasing something specific rather than being open to possibilities. Frick a mom bod once or twice and you’ll get it
Picking up whatever comes your way is a ton of fun. Back when I was bartending I had a threesome with two fat married women in their 50s who were in town for a convention.
They sat at my bar for hours doing shots named after chocolate bars, all of them started with a Bailey's base. Snickers, Crispy Crunch, Mars. They always bought me a third shot whenever they ordered a round then they waited up an hour in their hotel room until 3am so I could finish closing up.
Then I went back the next and fricked the fatter one again.
The facial is the best form of birth control btw.
Slags are temporary. Rotting on the couch is eternal.
>ever leaving your house for anything other than to buy food, more drugs or more alcohol
i mainly do this shit so i die quicker, even if being druk or high is enjoyable
You're right, he should've drank Sake instead op
DRUK GODS, how is everyone doing? Feeling? Drinking? Watching? This fine Saturday night?
good evening to you too sir
>feeling
good
>drinking
beer
>watching
the x-files
>X-Files
Never actually watched this, but I've been considering it for a while. Should I pull the trigger tonight and start it?
I just started it a couple days ago anon
it's really kino and comfy. It's kind of formulatic (is that even a word?) but in a good way. Kind of like Shield
formulaic (and it is). enjoy the xfiles.
Thanks anon
I just googled the pronunciation of
"formulaic" and it sounds really gay. Shan't be using it in the future
X-Files is peak comfy.
I recently started watching the Long Gunmen spin-off where they predict 9/11 six months before happened. Spoopy stuff. Fun show, a little goofy.
feeling pretty good after my 12th beer, now onto rumcoke, just watched the big lebowski now gonna play some game i guess. gotta walk my puppy dog though
Jesus how drunk are you gonna be when you walk this dog?
just slightly so, i've built up quite a tolerance you know
mate i haven't even started yet. I'm in the mood for nightcore though so I'll start shortly
Nothing. Doctor said he thinks I have cancer in the esophagus so I am waiting on results. My days of drinking (and living) may be coming to an end lads. Don't end up 02dyplike me.
Enjoy hell (lmao), unless you repent, which I hope you do.
I am a Christian so I hope not.
It's probably bad. My esophagus is fricked up. In pain. Keep committing black bile at night. If I get the results of Monday and it's the point of no return, I will have one final drink with my bros at /druk/ before I die I promise. WHAT A LIFE!
Hello brother. I am also a Christian.
I am so sorry for your predicament then, know that if you were on Christs camp (Orthodoxy) there are saints and their relics which could've helped you out in 2024 like they did in the pre Temple fall period in the acts and Scriptures where even the napkin of the Apostles cured incurable diseases and did miracles.
Since we're on Cinemaphile watch The Island (Ostrov) movie so you at least get to get it on an emotional level.
Thanks I will watch that tomorrow to calm myself down. What relics can I get to try to cure my potential cancer?
Imagine being such a dumb moron you outsource your reasoning to moronic memes made by fat morons... sorry for you... I can tell that you lack any form of education, study history, study everything son, don't be a dumb moron...
I probably have liver cancer but I am afraid to check. I pissed blood last week so that can't be good. Would rather die then give up drinking.
Shit man that sucks, you are gonna make it though. This is just a blip is a long life you're going to live man, don't lose hope.
good
irish whiskey and beer
little girls
Was feeling alright and better now I'm drinking blueberry vodka with diet sprite. Watching season 3 of walking dead, I plan on dropping the show before it really goes to shit but for now its enjoyable.
I did the same, watched the first 6 seasons and then dropped it
Just got home from a tag sale. Picked up a few DVDs- the Manchurian Candidate, Fern Gully and the Rundown which looks like fun slop. Def gonna get blasted and marathon these next week
>Feeling
GOOOD
>Drinking
Beer
>Watching
UFC
vodka and beers
listening to sad music on youtube
Getting drunk alone and listening to sad music untill you cry, is anything better?
Why cry?
Because i'm drunk and reflecting on how i've spent the last 10 years of my life, sat alone in my bedroom browsing Cinemaphile and making zero progress in life while my friends (who no longer talk to me) have all moved on and made lives for themselves. Or something like that.
Brutal
I'm sure getting drunk right now will help u feel better though
We're in the same boat. I guess we're about the same age? Anyways, my "body" kinda accepted it last year. My mind can't do shit to keep my body down. I can think about how every thing went wrong but I won't feel a thing. It's liberating to say the least. I hope it happens to you as well.
I only feel things when i'm drunk now, i guess this is the path i picked in life..........
You're not the first to do so. Hell, as long as there has been society there has been booze. It's as good as any cope.
preach my brother, ignore the other obnoxious gay that's not me. No progress here too, I tried during some long sober phases but nothing change. Great song, cheers.
Based fellow sad anon
I’m on military duty which means I can’t drink and have to watch other people drink and hope they dont do anything stupid
Good
Coors Light tall boys
YT slop ft latest RLM video and a series where some humorous gay man reviews past VMAs and is sassy about the many ridiculous things that happened during them.
I am unfathomably drunk after a long break.
Also me.
Sons, I am very drunk...
i must walk my doggerina
Nice dogo.
What a homosexual keyboard tho, very pathetic.
i know i hate this corsair tenkeyless shit, i killed my ducky with beer a couple monts ago and still too cheap to buy a new one
it's my first dedicated headphone amp, good enough for me, fiio k11
kys
what headphone amp is that? looks nice
what a homosexual poor monitor. have a nice day loser
I remember that pup if it's the same one you posted before, looking good.
I saved this to my computer
extremely soul pic anon
That beer looks great, what is it?
i could say it's grand prestige or la trappe quadrupel but it's actually just rum with coke hehe
anon she is beautiful. I hope you take good care of her, she deserves it.
i do, i take her out on a lot of walks and drives!
what kind of car is that? looks comfy
my 40yo chevy van
KINO as frick anon
Fricking solid, anon.
You need to trim her nails anon
The apartment below me fricking reeks of FISH. And it's seeping into my place. Drinking to take my mind off it.
Didnt dahmer tell his neighbors that his fish died when they asked about the smell coming from the rotting bodies in his apartment? You may have a murderer below you. Maybe you should check it out
i don't relate to anyone
That's the drink talking, literally take a month off and you'll stop feeling this way
He's mostly black, anon. He's blameless. They never should've let him be a pilot. He still did he right thing though when it mattered.
>that post hangover wank
always bust huge nuts, i don't understand the science but it's like a reward for making it through the hangover
Stop cooming. Quit it forever, never touch yourself again.
I try to cut back but can't really do it
it's hard (no pun intended) when you've been addicted to the stuff since a child. It's literally (and I do mean that word) like being a crack-addict
Yea it's among the hardest things in your live per total but remember that you have genuine free will and you're never alone, seek help.
it's your brain looking for a urgent dopamine release
those hangover nuts hit different
Is drinking going to bring her back or is she going to stay dead? I can't go on any longer.
No one cares about that, frick off with that.
Try the incel boards.
I care, anon. Stay strong.
I'm israeli.
Try to become the member of a respectable ancient religion like Christianity, Judaism only came to be centuries after Christianity.
I may be a israelite, but I still acknowledge Christ as God's son. Shalom
,
unironically he fell for the AA cult and he did the humiliation ritual
How does one not druk? Seems impossible
I see the bots have arrived to derail this thread, was fun bros
You need to take the city out of the man else there's no healing.
Lads internalize being decent and coherent human beings no mater what, ok?
chubby chasers in this thread need to learn some self respect
I’m 30 years old and I’ve never touched a breast or had sex.
When you finally do, you'll realize how silly you were for caring so much about it.
I think statistically most men who make it to 30+ will likely die virgins.
OP here. First one opened. Hopefully janny shows some mercy until I can get a buzz with my frens in here
I'm on my way home from a dominatrix, buyers remorse is hitting a bit. I'm sober though.
what'd she do to you?
Facesitting and pegging. Quite a fit, nice lady. Coomed a lot. But is it really worth it?
>Getting pegged
You are gay
what’d she do
Told him to go home and get his frickin shine box (just breakin his balls a little
5 minutes of pleasure
lifetime of pain
>tfw sober for 2 months
I'm finna leave my final blood sample in two days, then I'm gonna start drinking again. There ain't no point in being sober. Nothing gets better. It's easy enough to remain sober, but for what?
The violent hangovers are just enough for me to quit until the next weekend and then I do it all over again. Been doing it for about 18 years now. The prolonged sobriety periods are a lot of fun, until they're not and you realize how shit everything is. Well done on 2 months
>The prolonged sobriety periods are a lot of fun
That's the thing. I haven't had a single moment of "fun". There's been nothing to enjoying these last two months, and I've gone to concerts, a different city over the weekends, been at parties (sober), watched movies at the kinoplex. Everything is a chore. Nothing feels good. I can get a couple of seconds of enjoyment if I eat really fast, but it's a completely wothless high that ends as soon as you're done chewing, same with sex.
>of enjoyment if I eat really fast
Nothing can fill the void of a beer/liquor buzz. Anything else just seems worthless. You do a task or tick something off your bucket list. You get a little high and then it's over.
I will proudly say this:
I HATE GOING TO THE KINOPLEX
I just fricking hate it
there's always someone talking, the seat is uncomfortable, if I want to pee I can't pause and you're ruining it for everyone (not to mention you have to walk for like 2 minutes), you have to be there at the specific time etc.
it's just one of the worst ways to watch movies ironically
some films are good to watch in the cinema, but all the other cons outweigh it too much
good thing nothing worth watching has been at the kinoplex for years then
eh there's been stuff but nothing worth not waiting a couple months before it's online
They're showing all the Kurosawa flix at my kinoplex, albeit
yeah you can find some classics here and there, but I was talking about new stuff
Nope. Not unless you're genetically predisposed not to get hangovers. They're a result of byproducts of metabolizing alcohol, which a proper diet and hydration can't fix, although being younger mitigates hangovers somewhat too.
60 iq
come on
janny being sound tonight. Come on lads enough of that depressing boring shit
agreed, lads, lets put on some tunes to actually lift our spirits up
I'll start
that's the good stuff
got a gram of weed left and a couple bottles of wine in the fridge. I'm going to watch some x-files.
Which episode?
Shadows, ep6 season 1. I just started watching it again last week. it's very comfy.
My hatred of everything past 2000 is absolutely unquenchable. I remember when content as good as the X Files was just what you expected, not some motherfricking outlandish anomaly that happens once every 20 years. Shogun is almost the only thing I've given a frick about the last five years. FRICK
BSG was made past 2000
also, most TV sucked in the 90s
>also, most TV sucked in the 90s
Moronic post
NYPD Blue
The X-Files
Oz
Sopranos (for one year)
Homicide
that's literally it lmao
>forgetting Frasier
I never watched Frasier. I did forget Seinfeld, though. Still, even with Frasier and Seinfeld and adding in the various Star Treks and Babylon Five, the 2000s still had more good TV shows
Even low production value stuff like Xena/Hercules/Andromeda rapes most of what came after into the dirt.
When I say 2000 I basically mean 2003ish with the time lag. Even with that you can see the quality dive hard and fast.
most of that list is post 2003. TV didn't start getting bad again until like 2014
when are we going to get kino again? seems like we're at least 5-8 years until it could potentially be good
never
don't be so doubtful anon! things are always changing
what's up with so many anons watching/revisiting the x-files?
it’s maximum comfy
For me it's watching Always Sunny for the very first time, holy shit why did i wait so long?
don't blame yourself anon
there's so much stuff to watch and people are always recommending you shit
it kinda makes me glad that I know I'll never be able to watch all I want. I think it's also good for your brain to watch different stuff from different times. Sunny was never something I particularly enjoyed but I know a lot of anons like it
Well for one, this guy already summed it up pretty well
But most X-Files fans will periodically start a series re-watch every couple years.
see
(although I forgot Seinfeld)
there were more good shows in the 2000s than the 90s
>BSG
>Sopranos
>Six Feet Under
>Mad Men
>first 3 seasons of Weeds
>Breaking Bad
>The Wire
>Arrested Development
>The Shield
>Community (for one year)
>Deadwood
>Curb Your Enthusiasm
>Firefly
>Lost
>Band of Brothers
>Generation Kill
>The Pacific
>Party Down
>Bored to Death
ZOGbot homosexual
god there's so much kino out there
I think I've only watched half off the stuff on your list and most has been so kino
TIME TO GO DRIVE DRUNK :d
is this the druk thread?
>fix old phone
>find all the pics and videos with ex
>she was in love with me
>I initiated the breakup
>no woman has ever shown lasting interest in me since
>became bald and ugly
delete em
Why did you break up with her?
my mom made me quit drinking. I said I wouldn't drink anymore as a birthday gift to her and its been 2 weeks and I really want a drink
ask her if she wants to go out for a pint
i just don't care
Tonight it's get drunk at home. Then stumble to the bar for last orders as I sit at the bar surrounded by drunk people having fun, ignoring all of them. Even if I get female attention I just do not care anymore. Leave me alone.
For me its getting drunk and then going for a walk at 3am all alone
did this quite often when I was drukmaxxing but it was only so I could walk half an hour to the 24/7 liquor shop for more alcohol.
Same. Well I'l be doing that tonight because I'm saving beer money. Walking to my favorite rock bar, it's a 90 minute walk away. Taking a couple of beers for the walk.
delerium tremens probably
he's literally me
I was sober for over a year. Now Ive fallen off the wagon. Been drinking and smoking every day for like the past month and got back with my slam pig negress and having filthy hot sex like 5 times a day. Im so frickin dehydrated from the amount of cum Im loosing daily and the alcohol..
>losing cum dehydrates you
are you moronic?
Are you a weak nut b***h who cant spray your woman with hot ropes of cum more than once a month?
being hydrated has nothing to do with your semen, you're fricking moronic
>my slam pig negress and having filthy hot sex like 5 times a day.
I want to believe you so badly
I just can't imagine being in the head space that this could be my every day life
absolutely based if true
It is true. And Im honestly scared how quickly I turned back into a depraved horny drunkard with a raging wiener fiend of a woman..
Its like I never left..
got so much for my fellow drukbros that have overshared so much of their life on here over the years. chad shit
we really are the chadest people here
at least even druklosers have some stories and events in their life
Currently the last thread on Cinemaphile with real people in it.
At least until the next season of /jazz/.
I miss fricking hookers.
Last time I went to a prostitute spot the only girl there was a black Brazilian. I turned round 360 degrees and came out $200 lighter
I've cum inside multiple hookers / strippers it's the best feeling int he wrld
Based. A couple of years ago I was with a polish one and ended up licking her butthole. She was telling me my time was over but I kept licking her shitpipe, tasted of nothing, really, and I could tell she hadn't had it done before.
based oversharers
lmap