>he GAPED me Jerry. >he gaped you? >wide as the grand canyon. >i can't believe this...

>he GAPED me Jerry
>he gaped you?
>wide as the grand canyon
>i can't believe this... was he spongeworthy?
>he didn't even try for that hole jerry, just bent me over, face down in the mattress and gaped me as wide as a sinkhole
>i swear if he jumped in he could have ended up in china!
>i can't believe you got gaped
>by the time we were done, his whole apartment hallway reeked of ass
(george enters)
>Whats going on?
>Elaine got gaped
>Jerrryy don't tell him that (georges stares and breathes heavily) you were gaped? I can't believe this
>Whats the problem
>do you know how long l've tried to gape a woman?
>I'm lucky if I can spread at all!
(kramer bursts in)
>elaine got gaped on the first date!
(kramer bends down and sniffs)
>oh yeah, that's a gape

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which episode was this ?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the sponge episode

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Same thread?
    >Same thread.
    >Every day?
    >Every single day.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a good rerun pal. Leave it on.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I say something Jerry
    >YOU SAY SOMETHING?
    >You repeat what I say
    >YOU REPEAT WHAT I SAY?

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    forced meme
    all fields

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off it’s funny. you didn’t have a problem with 5 years of jerry get ipad. suckle my dick

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Masterful baiting

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >show about a bunch of frick ugly nasally voiced israelites talking about their made up one night stands and oy veying constantly alongside a laughtrack
    >everyone and their mother claims it is funny as hell

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is correct

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah anon sorry you got filtered

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair anon, the Volk weren't anywhere near as awake then. "And for no reason at all."
      t. Not even German.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i’m not a huge fan of judaism but seinfeld is the undisputed goat.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>i swear if he jumped in he could have ended up in china!
    i died. op was based

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Larry has still got it

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When was the last time an original thought was posted on this board?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      October 2003

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >(kramer bends down and sniffs)
    >>oh yeah, that's a gape
    Kek

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    was it puddy? i could definitely see him walk in after kramer and something something
    >hell yeah i gaped her, high-five

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you have a diseased mind

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      b***h please, i’ve been shooting ropes at strangers since i was 9.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        we can tell

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don’t be mad that i haven’t gotten to you yet.

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