>HE GETS BIGGER
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>HE GETS BIGGER
>HE GETS BIGGER
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He's a big cat.
Literally cannot tell if real or ai slop
Who's voicing him?
Chris Pratt of course
Stop memeing
Who's actually voicing him?
Unironically Chris Pratt.
Killing myself
Chad Pratt
So how long until the zoom zoom brigade starts making video essays about the Bill Murray Garfield movies being better
>Garfield (2004) is genius is here is why
>3:11:05
> a Brief Look at Garfield
>12 hours long
My girlfriend loves playing with my tiny flaccid dick that near triples in size when erect to a thick 6.2 inches
‘It gets bigger’ reminded me of this
I can admit he's cute as frick as a kitten.
Sorry but if you wanted me to watch this movie you shouldn't have made Liz a fricking Black person. I am never going to watch another Hollywood funded Black person fest slop flick, period. You want my business, stop shoehorning in your pet Black folk and homosexuals. If you can't do that, well you deserve to go out of business.
>polhomosexual diary entry
nobody cares + cope + seethe + kys lmao
You will never destroy the White man.
>Baby Garfield
>Baby Yoda
>Baby Sonic
>Baby Sneed
>Baby Mr. Peanut
Did this trend stem from Baby Groot?
For You
If I had a cent for every movie about a long-running world-famous character (who happens to be played by Chris Pratt) which has the character's father be a major character in the film when they haven't been in the past, I'd have two cents.
Which isn't a lot but it's odd that it's happened twice.
Mario’s dad was barely in the movie
I never knew Mario was relatable
Thanks, Doofenshmirtz
people are really getting a lot of use out of that meme lately.
How do we stop Chris Pratt?
wait i figured you guys were all joking about chris pratt. fricking kek
They want the Lego Movie/Super Mario audience.
Wow he's just like my penis! (orange and has stripes)
Why is Oddie sassy?
i know the Garfield i knew in the 80s and 90s, voiced my Lorenzo Music, is long dead and Paws Inc sold out to Apple and Viacom but even with all that taken into account...this really doesnt feel like Garfield.
Yeah to me it's hard hearing anyone else do it, though what I saw of the CGI cartoon that was around not that long ago, the voice felt similar enough. Dunno who that was
It doesn’t. Pratt like always just sounds like Pratt. He doesn’t have Garfield lazy, sarcastic voice. There’s a voice actor that sounds like Music Garfield and does new Garfield & Friends. But he’s not a big name so nope
It’s Frank Welker. Someone did Garfield trailer with his voice instead of Pratt
>A.I. Welker
i mean, might as well just try A.I. Lorenzo at that point. But i get that it;s to demonstrate how the LIVING Welker could have just voiced Garfield, but they want this to be a new Garfield for a whole new gen and they want him to be more energetic (lel)
Honestly, it speaks more broadly to how the new generation just doesnt respond to subtlety, sarcasm and wit like we and the previous generations used to.
Frank's 77. Like with Mario, they probably don't want to cast a literal senior for franchise slop they intend to make sequels out of.
true. Also, i will never ever be a fan of Garfield moving his mouth.
You’re right. Gen X probably hate traditional Garfield voice. Use dale hyper social influences. Can’t wait for a super hyper sperged out Charlie Brown. Bet Pratt do him to
>it speaks more broadly to how the new generation just doesnt respond to subtlety, sarcasm and wit like we and the previous generations used to.
I kind of figured that Millenials, Zoomers and Alphaphies are so ironypoisoned and medicated that Zoloft brand Garfield would be preferable to Catholicfield.
Sad reality
>Chris Prottie
Yuck
get the frick out of here this is a heathcliff website
I don't get it
They picked wrong Park & Rec guy. Nick Offerman make a great Garfield
I'm literally the biggest Garfield fan around and even I don't want to watch this movie because of how bad Chris Pratt sounds in the trailer.
#notmygarfield
It’s awful. He’s way too energetic which not Garfield at all. He’s a fat, lazy, sarcastic as frick cat. Pratt sounds more like that spazzy cat that annoys Garfield
You mean Nermal ?
Yes, Nermal!
Should we send him to abu dhabi?
that's so ugly
>that baby scoob movie did okay, lets do it with garfield
I predict the next beloved babified cartoon pet movie will be marmaduke
Or Snoopy
not a chance
Charlie Brown will be a gamer incel. Lucy will of course be the girl boss. Peppermint Patty will have graphic lesbian sex with Marcy
You're a big guy