self sufficient and happy. Rejected sex when presented so he wasnt an incel. Nothing was wrong with it. Whats wrong is if youre coping!
There isn't a problem. It is a degenerate Hollywood film.
funny how the people who make fun of him for it have a giant fricking existential crisis at 45 and run out and buy all the same shit and a porsche in some last ditch effort at reliving their youth.
There is no problem. This movie is cope propaganda for normie men to make them think they're less pathetic than some free dude living his own life as he pleases without having to answer to some hole over every goddamn thing even though the exact opposite is true.
>In great shape >Above average looking with dad features >Earns well from a job >Virgin
He could have had a prime Stacy in her 20's.
This movie will never not bring out the chuds.
Your daily reminder that >Andy was very unhappy with his empty life as is evidenced in the scene with Paul rudds character when tells him why he never had sex and lost the nerve to try >the woman was a smoking hot milf and age appropriate for andy >she made the first move >she used her business to make him literally a half million dollars and didn’t take a commission for it >she encouraged him to follow his dreams >she gave him zero shit about his lifestyle and even bought him a bike >the only time she had a problem with who he was was when he wasn’t being honest about why he never wanted to frick
I’m 44 and happily married. I do believe dating has gotten harder and I honestly feel for so many of you younger men out there trying to find a woman who isn’t a toxic c**t (my ex wife).
But if you look at this movie and see Andy getting screwed in any way by her you are definitely not helping your situation with the mindset you have. She was an absolute catch and he was damn lucky to meet her. He was a great guy so she was very lucky too.
>The euphonium is really a baby tuba that just hasn't grown up. (Euphonium players tend to dislike this description and insist that the euphonium isn't a tuba -- but structurally it is. It's just the baritone voice rather than the bass voice.)
Ooh we have a proper euphonium player here
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It's actually a baritone horn >t. played baritone, euphonium, mellophone, and whatever non-tuba low brass they had laying around in high school band because frick carrying around a tuba
>The euphonium is really a baby tuba that just hasn't grown up. (Euphonium players tend to dislike this description and insist that the euphonium isn't a tuba -- but structurally it is. It's just the baritone voice rather than the bass voice.)
Ooh we have a proper euphonium player here
It's actually a baritone horn >t. played baritone, euphonium, mellophone, and whatever non-tuba low brass they had laying around in high school band because frick carrying around a tuba
funny how the people who make fun of him for it have a giant fricking existential crisis at 45 and run out and buy all the same shit and a porsche in some last ditch effort at reliving their youth.
ive noticed that people dont take showers at night and instead do it in the morning, sleeping in their filth every night. dont understand it. it makes sleeping more comfy and the morning less shitty too. when i was living alone and working my alarm would go off 30min before work and i would be out the door in less than 10min
"People" who don't shower in the morning smell like pits, farts, and dried saliva. I want to hit them with my car. Bonus points if you're Asian and think that makes you immune to BO (it doesn't)
Ok Black person, we’re not all as oily and nasty as you.
I can smell the faint wafts of fart coming off these posts. I can sleep and be as oily as I want because I just shower it all off. Enjoy never getting promoted as coworkers come to associate you with the unmistakable stink of manchildren. Who are you even trying to impress by smelling good while you sleep? We both know no ones there to smell it.
>Who are you even trying to impress by smelling good while you sleep?
Ah yeah you don’t sleep next to a woman. Should’ve been obvious.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Reddit spacing
Checkmate, brapmonger. Morning shower KINGS reign supreme for all time.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Black person, go slather on another layer of cocoa butter and pretend you smell good
9 months ago
Anonymous
>*braaAAAAAp* >"Yea I shower at night, way more time in the mornings that way."
*plllbbttt* >"oops dribbled on the carpet. Showers only take 5 minutes? Enjoy your dandruff lol" >*BRAAAAAAAAP* >"No I smell fine, why do you ask? What do you mean I'm fired?"
Your skin must be dry af Ashy Larry
Imagine your skin getting BTFO'd by water. You have the skin of a coward and are probably Europooran
im married
how are your five showers a day working out for you?
It's great. I have a big boy job and don't have to buy a new suit every couples weeks when the pits start to yellow. People willingly walk within five feet of me and don't visibly recoil when I talk to them.
Real talk, go up and talk to someone who knows you tomorrow and see if they don't unconsciously lean away from you.
9 months ago
Anonymous
you sound like a single 21 year old working an unpaid internship
9 months ago
Anonymous
You smell like someone who wraps themselves in a cocoon of odor-absorbent cotton wrappings and bastes in their own farts for ~8hrs, then goes out into the world as is.
9 months ago
Anonymous
why do you keep bringing up farts so much?
see
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you all sound like complete wageslave morons with weird skin/gland disorders. i bet you dont even force b***hes to take a shower before fricking after they have been working and clubbing all day and night
i think this is something like a autistic slip up where youre letting on that youre a disgusting and smelly person even though what you think youre doing is impressing people with your hygiene
>i think this is something like a autistic slip up where youre letting on that youre a disgusting and smelly person even though what you think youre doing is impressing people with your hygiene
>Bonus points if you're Asian and think that makes you immune to BO (it doesn't)
Who the FRICK taught Asians shit like this? I knew a Chinese girl at an old job who said she only started wearing deodorant when she came to America. Her reasoning was that it was because the poor quality of American food caused you to stink but no one wore it in China because the food was better quality or lighter or whatever and didn't make you stink.
You should be showering before and after bed you filth mongers >durrr aschually I'm clean so I only have to do it once
No you're either going to bed reeking like shit or going through the day reeking like shit.
The only non-stinky fingers in this thread typed this post
Evening shower < Morning shower < Dual Shower
Personally I shower 3 times a day so please kneel >pre-gym shower (work out in comfort) >pre-work shower (professionals have to smell good) >post run/before bed shower (clean in the sheets)
>Running in the evenings
Enjoy your fricked up sleep from adrenal response stimulated by exercise >hurr durr I sleep fine
I promise you're not getting all the REM sleep you need >t. rise and grind masterrace
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I can smell the faint wafts of fart coming off these posts. I can sleep and be as oily as I want because I just shower it all off. Enjoy never getting promoted as coworkers come to associate you with the unmistakable stink of manchildren. Who are you even trying to impress by smelling good while you sleep? We both know no ones there to smell it.
The only non-stinky fingers in this thread typed this post
Evening shower < Morning shower < Dual Shower
Personally I shower 3 times a day so please kneel >pre-gym shower (work out in comfort) >pre-work shower (professionals have to smell good) >post run/before bed shower (clean in the sheets)
you all sound like complete wageslave morons with weird skin/gland disorders. i bet you dont even force b***hes to take a shower before fricking after they have been working and clubbing all day and night
i think this is something like a autistic slip up where youre letting on that youre a disgusting and smelly person even though what you think youre doing is impressing people with your hygiene
>Girl: "Hey!" *Leans in for hug*"You smell nice!"
Black person your typed this out after calling my post reddit? No man who types like this gets women.
"People" who don't shower in the morning smell like pits, farts, and dried saliva. I want to hit them with my car. Bonus points if you're Asian and think that makes you immune to BO (it doesn't)
[...]
I can smell the faint wafts of fart coming off these posts. I can sleep and be as oily as I want because I just shower it all off. Enjoy never getting promoted as coworkers come to associate you with the unmistakable stink of manchildren. Who are you even trying to impress by smelling good while you sleep? We both know no ones there to smell it.
The only non-stinky fingers in this thread typed this post
Evening shower < Morning shower < Dual Shower
Personally I shower 3 times a day so please kneel >pre-gym shower (work out in comfort) >pre-work shower (professionals have to smell good) >post run/before bed shower (clean in the sheets)
>tv/video games for only an hour >still look like a nerd
honestly he just had bad proper self maintenance. if he waxed/shaved his hair off constantly and dressed better and got a better haircut he could look better. i can save him
>10 hours work >1 hour video games
Also didnt the old Indian guy in this kill someone? I swear to god he cut someone's head off woth a sword or raoed a teenager or did some other kinds of Indian crime.
Oh still seething are we?
People are not aware that there is more to life than mindless consumerism until they’re pushed in that direction OR they begin to become self aware. So many young men are just wrapped up in pop culture consumerism and they’ll never do anything with themselves that fulfill themselves.
There is no problem. This movie is cope propaganda for normie men to make them think they're less pathetic than some free dude living his own life as he pleases without having to answer to some hole over every goddamn thing even though the exact opposite is true.
Well it's just a matter of using your time efficiently. I have a friend who's obessed with having sex. But as a result, he can only find the most ugly used disgusting prostitutes ever. Whereas I enjoy my life, and if I happen to get laid, fine. But I don't actively obsess over it, I enjoy my life
Sex is a rite of passage any normal person needs to go through. You haven't lived a full life without it and have failed as a man. And no, prostitutes don't count.
Nothing. Sex is a globohomosexual psyop.
truecel cope
>tfw you held hands with a grill once and now can never be a truecel khhv
I think about this every day.
moron moron idiot
this guy gets it
self sufficient and happy. Rejected sex when presented so he wasnt an incel. Nothing was wrong with it. Whats wrong is if youre coping!
>could bang a bunch of hot babes
>NOO HE HAS TO SETTLE FOR WRINKLED SHRILL OLD LADY WITH KIDS
This movie will never not bring out the chuds.
Your daily reminder that
>Andy was very unhappy with his empty life as is evidenced in the scene with Paul rudds character when tells him why he never had sex and lost the nerve to try
>the woman was a smoking hot milf and age appropriate for andy
>she made the first move
>she used her business to make him literally a half million dollars and didn’t take a commission for it
>she encouraged him to follow his dreams
>she gave him zero shit about his lifestyle and even bought him a bike
>the only time she had a problem with who he was was when he wasn’t being honest about why he never wanted to frick
I’m 44 and happily married. I do believe dating has gotten harder and I honestly feel for so many of you younger men out there trying to find a woman who isn’t a toxic c**t (my ex wife).
But if you look at this movie and see Andy getting screwed in any way by her you are definitely not helping your situation with the mindset you have. She was an absolute catch and he was damn lucky to meet her. He was a great guy so she was very lucky too.
Holy copium, your new wife must be incredibly fat. I regularly talk to 18-21 year olds
>she made the first move
She's a divorced woman in her 40's with three kids. If she doesn't make the first move, it ain't gonna happen.
And now Andy gets to care for another man's children rather than being able to have any of his own.
He was unhappy because he was lonely and didn't have close friends, having friends made him happier
It was always a glaring flaw that, boomerfunkos aside, he had a more vivid inner life than anyone born after 1992.
literally my life
You play a tuba?
aside from that part
That's a euphonium you fricking loser
>The euphonium is really a baby tuba that just hasn't grown up. (Euphonium players tend to dislike this description and insist that the euphonium isn't a tuba -- but structurally it is. It's just the baritone voice rather than the bass voice.)
Ooh we have a proper euphonium player here
This. It’s a baritone horn.
>IT'S A BLOODY EUPHONIUM
It's actually a baritone horn
>t. played baritone, euphonium, mellophone, and whatever non-tuba low brass they had laying around in high school band because frick carrying around a tuba
There isn't a problem. It is a degenerate hollywood film.
He was trying to fill the void of a partner with manchild stuff.
funny how the people who make fun of him for it have a giant fricking existential crisis at 45 and run out and buy all the same shit and a porsche in some last ditch effort at reliving their youth.
The work life balance was awful unless he was working a 4 day week.
>thirty minute shower
>forty minute breakfast
dude was a 'cel because he didn't shower 10 times a day
ive noticed that people dont take showers at night and instead do it in the morning, sleeping in their filth every night. dont understand it. it makes sleeping more comfy and the morning less shitty too. when i was living alone and working my alarm would go off 30min before work and i would be out the door in less than 10min
out the door smelling like shit, congrats speedy gonzalez
why would you smell bad? do you sweat when you sleep?
im not a disgusting fat ass and i can afford a/c
"People" who don't shower in the morning smell like pits, farts, and dried saliva. I want to hit them with my car. Bonus points if you're Asian and think that makes you immune to BO (it doesn't)
you sleep in a filthy rat nest like some crack head and you think youre some authority on hygiene lol
I can smell the faint wafts of fart coming off these posts. I can sleep and be as oily as I want because I just shower it all off. Enjoy never getting promoted as coworkers come to associate you with the unmistakable stink of manchildren. Who are you even trying to impress by smelling good while you sleep? We both know no ones there to smell it.
>Who are you even trying to impress by smelling good while you sleep?
Ah yeah you don’t sleep next to a woman. Should’ve been obvious.
>Reddit spacing
Checkmate, brapmonger. Morning shower KINGS reign supreme for all time.
Black person, go slather on another layer of cocoa butter and pretend you smell good
>*braaAAAAAp*
>"Yea I shower at night, way more time in the mornings that way."
*plllbbttt*
>"oops dribbled on the carpet. Showers only take 5 minutes? Enjoy your dandruff lol"
>*BRAAAAAAAAP*
>"No I smell fine, why do you ask? What do you mean I'm fired?"
Imagine your skin getting BTFO'd by water. You have the skin of a coward and are probably Europooran
It's great. I have a big boy job and don't have to buy a new suit every couples weeks when the pits start to yellow. People willingly walk within five feet of me and don't visibly recoil when I talk to them.
Real talk, go up and talk to someone who knows you tomorrow and see if they don't unconsciously lean away from you.
you sound like a single 21 year old working an unpaid internship
You smell like someone who wraps themselves in a cocoon of odor-absorbent cotton wrappings and bastes in their own farts for ~8hrs, then goes out into the world as is.
why do you keep bringing up farts so much?
see
>i think this is something like a autistic slip up where youre letting on that youre a disgusting and smelly person even though what you think youre doing is impressing people with your hygiene
Ok Black person, we’re not all as oily and nasty as you.
>Bonus points if you're Asian and think that makes you immune to BO (it doesn't)
Who the FRICK taught Asians shit like this? I knew a Chinese girl at an old job who said she only started wearing deodorant when she came to America. Her reasoning was that it was because the poor quality of American food caused you to stink but no one wore it in China because the food was better quality or lighter or whatever and didn't make you stink.
She grew up on a fricking farm too.
Millennial Asians are a blight
You should be showering before and after bed you filth mongers
>durrr aschually I'm clean so I only have to do it once
No you're either going to bed reeking like shit or going through the day reeking like shit.
The only non-stinky fingers in this thread typed this post
Evening shower < Morning shower < Dual Shower
Personally I shower 3 times a day so please kneel
>pre-gym shower (work out in comfort)
>pre-work shower (professionals have to smell good)
>post run/before bed shower (clean in the sheets)
Your skin must be dry af Ashy Larry
>Running in the evenings
Enjoy your fricked up sleep from adrenal response stimulated by exercise
>hurr durr I sleep fine
I promise you're not getting all the REM sleep you need
>t. rise and grind masterrace
you all sound like complete wageslave morons with weird skin/gland disorders. i bet you dont even force b***hes to take a shower before fricking after they have been working and clubbing all day and night
i think this is something like a autistic slip up where youre letting on that youre a disgusting and smelly person even though what you think youre doing is impressing people with your hygiene
>Girl: "Hey!" *Leans in for hug*"You smell nice!"
Things (You) never heard, and never will.
Reddit spacing
im married
how are your five showers a day working out for you?
>Girl: "Hey!" *Leans in for hug*"You smell nice!"
Black person your typed this out after calling my post reddit? No man who types like this gets women.
I'm fat I have to do both.
I take a bath once a week. Sometimes less often
Lmao i smell nice. You must be nasty creatures
I take a bath never because I'm not underage. I shower 2+ times a day however.
Because your poor you mean
9 years to go.
>workout everyday
>still look like a dyel
>tv/video games for only an hour
>still look like a nerd
honestly he just had bad proper self maintenance. if he waxed/shaved his hair off constantly and dressed better and got a better haircut he could look better. i can save him
>10 hours work
>1 hour video games
Also didnt the old Indian guy in this kill someone? I swear to god he cut someone's head off woth a sword or raoed a teenager or did some other kinds of Indian crime.
He was a fricking unprincipled manchild.
You're just mad he was happy and you'll always be a miserable fricking homosexual.
Oh still seething are we?
People are not aware that there is more to life than mindless consumerism until they’re pushed in that direction OR they begin to become self aware. So many young men are just wrapped up in pop culture consumerism and they’ll never do anything with themselves that fulfill themselves.
>less than a year left
There is no problem. This movie is cope propaganda for normie men to make them think they're less pathetic than some free dude living his own life as he pleases without having to answer to some hole over every goddamn thing even though the exact opposite is true.
Look everyone its the /cope/ general where those without choice pretend they are happy with what they are forced to accept.
Well it's just a matter of using your time efficiently. I have a friend who's obessed with having sex. But as a result, he can only find the most ugly used disgusting prostitutes ever. Whereas I enjoy my life, and if I happen to get laid, fine. But I don't actively obsess over it, I enjoy my life
>In great shape
>Above average looking with dad features
>Earns well from a job
>Virgin
He could have had a prime Stacy in her 20's.
You must look really repulsive if you take 3 showers and still get no pussy
Sex is a rite of passage any normal person needs to go through. You haven't lived a full life without it and have failed as a man. And no, prostitutes don't count.
Other than immediate pleasure, I don't think sex has brought anything positive into my life, but it has brought a lot of negative circumstances