He had a nice life without sex. What's the problem?

He had a nice life without sex. What's the problem?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. Sex is a globohomosexual psyop.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/71fg4va.jpg

      He had a nice life without sex. What's the problem?

      truecel cope

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw you held hands with a grill once and now can never be a truecel khhv
        I think about this every day.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron moron idiot

        self sufficient and happy. Rejected sex when presented so he wasnt an incel. Nothing was wrong with it. Whats wrong is if youre coping!

        this guy gets it

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    self sufficient and happy. Rejected sex when presented so he wasnt an incel. Nothing was wrong with it. Whats wrong is if youre coping!

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >could bang a bunch of hot babes
    >NOO HE HAS TO SETTLE FOR WRINKLED SHRILL OLD LADY WITH KIDS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      self sufficient and happy. Rejected sex when presented so he wasnt an incel. Nothing was wrong with it. Whats wrong is if youre coping!

      There isn't a problem. It is a degenerate Hollywood film.

      funny how the people who make fun of him for it have a giant fricking existential crisis at 45 and run out and buy all the same shit and a porsche in some last ditch effort at reliving their youth.

      There is no problem. This movie is cope propaganda for normie men to make them think they're less pathetic than some free dude living his own life as he pleases without having to answer to some hole over every goddamn thing even though the exact opposite is true.

      >In great shape
      >Above average looking with dad features
      >Earns well from a job
      >Virgin

      He could have had a prime Stacy in her 20's.

      This movie will never not bring out the chuds.
      Your daily reminder that
      >Andy was very unhappy with his empty life as is evidenced in the scene with Paul rudds character when tells him why he never had sex and lost the nerve to try
      >the woman was a smoking hot milf and age appropriate for andy
      >she made the first move
      >she used her business to make him literally a half million dollars and didn’t take a commission for it
      >she encouraged him to follow his dreams
      >she gave him zero shit about his lifestyle and even bought him a bike
      >the only time she had a problem with who he was was when he wasn’t being honest about why he never wanted to frick
      I’m 44 and happily married. I do believe dating has gotten harder and I honestly feel for so many of you younger men out there trying to find a woman who isn’t a toxic c**t (my ex wife).

      But if you look at this movie and see Andy getting screwed in any way by her you are definitely not helping your situation with the mindset you have. She was an absolute catch and he was damn lucky to meet her. He was a great guy so she was very lucky too.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy copium, your new wife must be incredibly fat. I regularly talk to 18-21 year olds

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she made the first move

        She's a divorced woman in her 40's with three kids. If she doesn't make the first move, it ain't gonna happen.

        And now Andy gets to care for another man's children rather than being able to have any of his own.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was unhappy because he was lonely and didn't have close friends, having friends made him happier

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was always a glaring flaw that, boomerfunkos aside, he had a more vivid inner life than anyone born after 1992.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally my life

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You play a tuba?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        aside from that part

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a euphonium you fricking loser

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The euphonium is really a baby tuba that just hasn't grown up. (Euphonium players tend to dislike this description and insist that the euphonium isn't a tuba -- but structurally it is. It's just the baritone voice rather than the bass voice.)
          Ooh we have a proper euphonium player here

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          It's actually a baritone horn
          >t. played baritone, euphonium, mellophone, and whatever non-tuba low brass they had laying around in high school band because frick carrying around a tuba

          This. It’s a baritone horn.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >IT'S A BLOODY EUPHONIUM

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a euphonium you fricking loser

        >The euphonium is really a baby tuba that just hasn't grown up. (Euphonium players tend to dislike this description and insist that the euphonium isn't a tuba -- but structurally it is. It's just the baritone voice rather than the bass voice.)
        Ooh we have a proper euphonium player here

        It's actually a baritone horn
        >t. played baritone, euphonium, mellophone, and whatever non-tuba low brass they had laying around in high school band because frick carrying around a tuba

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There isn't a problem. It is a degenerate hollywood film.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was trying to fill the void of a partner with manchild stuff.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      funny how the people who make fun of him for it have a giant fricking existential crisis at 45 and run out and buy all the same shit and a porsche in some last ditch effort at reliving their youth.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The work life balance was awful unless he was working a 4 day week.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thirty minute shower
      >forty minute breakfast

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude was a 'cel because he didn't shower 10 times a day

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thirty minute shower
      >forty minute breakfast

      ive noticed that people dont take showers at night and instead do it in the morning, sleeping in their filth every night. dont understand it. it makes sleeping more comfy and the morning less shitty too. when i was living alone and working my alarm would go off 30min before work and i would be out the door in less than 10min

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        out the door smelling like shit, congrats speedy gonzalez

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          why would you smell bad? do you sweat when you sleep?

          im not a disgusting fat ass and i can afford a/c

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        "People" who don't shower in the morning smell like pits, farts, and dried saliva. I want to hit them with my car. Bonus points if you're Asian and think that makes you immune to BO (it doesn't)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you sleep in a filthy rat nest like some crack head and you think youre some authority on hygiene lol

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok Black person, we’re not all as oily and nasty as you.

            I can smell the faint wafts of fart coming off these posts. I can sleep and be as oily as I want because I just shower it all off. Enjoy never getting promoted as coworkers come to associate you with the unmistakable stink of manchildren. Who are you even trying to impress by smelling good while you sleep? We both know no ones there to smell it.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Who are you even trying to impress by smelling good while you sleep?

              Ah yeah you don’t sleep next to a woman. Should’ve been obvious.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Reddit spacing
                Checkmate, brapmonger. Morning shower KINGS reign supreme for all time.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person, go slather on another layer of cocoa butter and pretend you smell good

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >*braaAAAAAp*
                >"Yea I shower at night, way more time in the mornings that way."
                *plllbbttt*
                >"oops dribbled on the carpet. Showers only take 5 minutes? Enjoy your dandruff lol"
                >*BRAAAAAAAAP*
                >"No I smell fine, why do you ask? What do you mean I'm fired?"

                Your skin must be dry af Ashy Larry

                Imagine your skin getting BTFO'd by water. You have the skin of a coward and are probably Europooran

                im married

                how are your five showers a day working out for you?

                It's great. I have a big boy job and don't have to buy a new suit every couples weeks when the pits start to yellow. People willingly walk within five feet of me and don't visibly recoil when I talk to them.

                Real talk, go up and talk to someone who knows you tomorrow and see if they don't unconsciously lean away from you.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you sound like a single 21 year old working an unpaid internship

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You smell like someone who wraps themselves in a cocoon of odor-absorbent cotton wrappings and bastes in their own farts for ~8hrs, then goes out into the world as is.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                why do you keep bringing up farts so much?

                see

                [...]
                [...]

                you all sound like complete wageslave morons with weird skin/gland disorders. i bet you dont even force b***hes to take a shower before fricking after they have been working and clubbing all day and night

                i think this is something like a autistic slip up where youre letting on that youre a disgusting and smelly person even though what you think youre doing is impressing people with your hygiene

                >i think this is something like a autistic slip up where youre letting on that youre a disgusting and smelly person even though what you think youre doing is impressing people with your hygiene

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok Black person, we’re not all as oily and nasty as you.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Bonus points if you're Asian and think that makes you immune to BO (it doesn't)

          Who the FRICK taught Asians shit like this? I knew a Chinese girl at an old job who said she only started wearing deodorant when she came to America. Her reasoning was that it was because the poor quality of American food caused you to stink but no one wore it in China because the food was better quality or lighter or whatever and didn't make you stink.

          She grew up on a fricking farm too.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Millennial Asians are a blight

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should be showering before and after bed you filth mongers
        >durrr aschually I'm clean so I only have to do it once
        No you're either going to bed reeking like shit or going through the day reeking like shit.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only non-stinky fingers in this thread typed this post
          Evening shower < Morning shower < Dual Shower

          Personally I shower 3 times a day so please kneel
          >pre-gym shower (work out in comfort)
          >pre-work shower (professionals have to smell good)
          >post run/before bed shower (clean in the sheets)

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your skin must be dry af Ashy Larry

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Running in the evenings
            Enjoy your fricked up sleep from adrenal response stimulated by exercise
            >hurr durr I sleep fine
            I promise you're not getting all the REM sleep you need
            >t. rise and grind masterrace

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          I can smell the faint wafts of fart coming off these posts. I can sleep and be as oily as I want because I just shower it all off. Enjoy never getting promoted as coworkers come to associate you with the unmistakable stink of manchildren. Who are you even trying to impress by smelling good while you sleep? We both know no ones there to smell it.

          The only non-stinky fingers in this thread typed this post
          Evening shower < Morning shower < Dual Shower

          Personally I shower 3 times a day so please kneel
          >pre-gym shower (work out in comfort)
          >pre-work shower (professionals have to smell good)
          >post run/before bed shower (clean in the sheets)

          you all sound like complete wageslave morons with weird skin/gland disorders. i bet you dont even force b***hes to take a shower before fricking after they have been working and clubbing all day and night

          i think this is something like a autistic slip up where youre letting on that youre a disgusting and smelly person even though what you think youre doing is impressing people with your hygiene

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Black person, go slather on another layer of cocoa butter and pretend you smell good

            >Girl: "Hey!" *Leans in for hug*"You smell nice!"
            Things (You) never heard, and never will.

            Reddit spacing

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              im married

              how are your five showers a day working out for you?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Girl: "Hey!" *Leans in for hug*"You smell nice!"
              Black person your typed this out after calling my post reddit? No man who types like this gets women.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm fat I have to do both.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        "People" who don't shower in the morning smell like pits, farts, and dried saliva. I want to hit them with my car. Bonus points if you're Asian and think that makes you immune to BO (it doesn't)

        [...]
        I can smell the faint wafts of fart coming off these posts. I can sleep and be as oily as I want because I just shower it all off. Enjoy never getting promoted as coworkers come to associate you with the unmistakable stink of manchildren. Who are you even trying to impress by smelling good while you sleep? We both know no ones there to smell it.

        The only non-stinky fingers in this thread typed this post
        Evening shower < Morning shower < Dual Shower

        Personally I shower 3 times a day so please kneel
        >pre-gym shower (work out in comfort)
        >pre-work shower (professionals have to smell good)
        >post run/before bed shower (clean in the sheets)

        I take a bath once a week. Sometimes less often

        Lmao i smell nice. You must be nasty creatures

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I take a bath never because I'm not underage. I shower 2+ times a day however.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because your poor you mean

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      9 years to go.

      >workout everyday
      >still look like a dyel

      >tv/video games for only an hour
      >still look like a nerd

      honestly he just had bad proper self maintenance. if he waxed/shaved his hair off constantly and dressed better and got a better haircut he could look better. i can save him

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >10 hours work
      >1 hour video games
      Also didnt the old Indian guy in this kill someone? I swear to god he cut someone's head off woth a sword or raoed a teenager or did some other kinds of Indian crime.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was a fricking unprincipled manchild.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're just mad he was happy and you'll always be a miserable fricking homosexual.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh still seething are we?
        People are not aware that there is more to life than mindless consumerism until they’re pushed in that direction OR they begin to become self aware. So many young men are just wrapped up in pop culture consumerism and they’ll never do anything with themselves that fulfill themselves.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >less than a year left

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no problem. This movie is cope propaganda for normie men to make them think they're less pathetic than some free dude living his own life as he pleases without having to answer to some hole over every goddamn thing even though the exact opposite is true.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look everyone its the /cope/ general where those without choice pretend they are happy with what they are forced to accept.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well it's just a matter of using your time efficiently. I have a friend who's obessed with having sex. But as a result, he can only find the most ugly used disgusting prostitutes ever. Whereas I enjoy my life, and if I happen to get laid, fine. But I don't actively obsess over it, I enjoy my life

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >In great shape
    >Above average looking with dad features
    >Earns well from a job
    >Virgin

    He could have had a prime Stacy in her 20's.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You must look really repulsive if you take 3 showers and still get no pussy

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex is a rite of passage any normal person needs to go through. You haven't lived a full life without it and have failed as a man. And no, prostitutes don't count.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Other than immediate pleasure, I don't think sex has brought anything positive into my life, but it has brought a lot of negative circumstances

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