He is gay right? This can’t just be a bit he has been keeping up for 12+ years.
He is just gay and likes gross guy stuff.
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He is gay right? This cant just be a bit he has been keeping up for 12+ years.
He is gay right? This can’t just be a bit he has been keeping up for 12+ years.
He is just gay and likes gross guy stuff.
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>Cinemaphile - e-celebs & drama
Idk. I'm gay and I've been watching him for 10+ years and I've never really gotten those vibes from him. I think he's just weird and open-minded.
>im gay
Why are gays like this?
Built different.
No i mean why do you gays have to announce you're gay like 'pay attn to me!'
Because "breasts or gtfo" works on women but nobody wants to say "nuts or frick off"
Bussy or gtfo
Feminine penis or gtfo
Because it was relevant to the discuss, you fricking moron.
We've realized that women are so completely not worth dealing with that we'd rather stick our penises in other men if it means we can avoid having to deal with them. It's like that Roman graffiti about the man whose realized it's preferable to only penetrate men's buttholes than to deal with women.
You don't HAVE to frick men just because you don't like women. I mean it's fine, whatever gets your rocks off man.
Still have the desire to stick peepee in human hole though and since women aren't worth interacting with that only leaves men. I don't make the rules, that's how it is on this b***h of an Earth.
Jesus, you prison gays are depressing. At least I actually enjoy screwing men.
>tfw you're a gaycel and disgusted by the prospect of anal penetration
>You don't
True son, but WHY wouldn't you want to?
But if it's the idea of butt stuff that gives you pause, let me tell you that you will never get as good of a blow job from a female as you will from a man who really wants to get you off with your mouth.
I will admit that men give better head.
Shaggy Rogers
>Why gays have to be gay?
Stupid frick.
Anyways, Im fan of Meth Orcs.
Is this because of all the beefcake and dirty bare man feet?
Literally who
Sexual Lobster is an oldschool Newgrounds animator, far too cool for you or the rest of the zoomer filth that populates Cinemaphile these days to pay any attention to. Back in the before-days bare chested manprostitutes weren't considered such a challenge to your heterosexuality.
I dunno all ye daffy pals, m8
I got a shirt with Gooseman and Randy on it from about 10 years ago sitting in the closet.
Dunno, he animated himself dating/marrying a woman twice but never a dude.
Gay people be funny.
He's Cinemaphile Hirohiko Araki
idk, you tell me
>I went to the doctor 'cause my gut was acting up
>He said "Son, your throat is too small I'll have to shove this up your butt"
>He bent me over and told me to think of something pleasant.
>Felt like he had a hand full of stuffing and I was some kind of pheasant.
At first, reading these lyrics, I thought it was a parody of Warren Zevon's My Shit's Fricked Up.
I personally think he has a crippling meth addiction and he's using his orc videos as a form of coping mechanism.
It's a miracle he still makes videos at all given how bad I think his addiction is.
As a gay i dont think sexual lobster is gay. Bi maybe, but his stuff is too sterile to be gay. Theres plenty of gay/bi characters, but theres no subtext or focus on it. Look at something really homoerotic like jojos or metal gear. Real closeted gay men make shit about unrequited male love and trying not to be hugged by women, not orcs high on meth
>Look at something really homoerotic like jojos or metal gear.
Hirohiko Araki is just a straight dude who can appreciate male beauty. Maybe bi I guess, but he's married and nobody can be that fricking deep in the closet while unapologetically making stuff that homoerotic, closest cases are always at least a little ambiguous.
>jonathan dies heroically instead of marrying a woman
>joseph sleeps around across three continents and never sees his wife
>jotaro would rather study fish at the bottom of the ocean (and fight random middle eastern dudes) than spend time with his offscreen wife
>jouske never even gets a girl
>long hair girl gets memory-holed as soon as he might have to draw a heterosexual relationship
Giorno never shows any interest in women
>mista dies pre-emptively then turns to ash rather than follow through on a date with a woman
>dio's followers were all dudes dedicated enough to die for him
>many of them literally had his genetic material in them too
>oiled up bodybuilders wham and acdc literally gave joseph "wedding" rings
>zepelli 2 dies soloing wham because he got in a fight with joseph earlier
Having a wife proves nothing, ive seen gay porn straighter than this man's work
>ive seen gay porn straighter than this man's work
That's what I'm saying dude, no closet case can be that unabashedly gay. He is too gay to be a homosexual.
If you want a manga creator that's likely in the closet look at Go Nagai.
I definitely get strong bi read. Jojo is exactly the right sort of release for the type of bi dude that doesn't date men. It's all the pent up flamboyant, wiener-sucking energy channelled into a story about dudes just wrecking each other.
It's not just the desire to be gay but the sort of swaggering, frick you type of gay no normal man can actually sustain.
But there is also the very distinct mommy fetish. I get the feeling Araki is basically Koichi: a practical little guy that wants mommy gf and a bunch of big tough guys to flirt with. Push it to the limit (and maybe a bit further) with your bros and come home to get bathed by your giant wife.
I totally agree with you. What does you gaydar say about Satoru Noda? At first I thought he was a regular Japanese homophobe who used naked men as a punch line, but then he just. . . kept doing it, over and over, with a significant amount of detail on the chest hair in every panel.
I was sure he was bi as soon as he started up with the insistent serial killer jokes, and he's dealing with his same-sex attraction in an unhealthy way. At least I hope you're actually a homosexual man and not a larping fujoshi. I can't take a step on Tumblr without running into a he/him who thinks she can speak over actual gay people.
I dont know who that is, but i scrolled through what showed up on google and i couldnt find a single picture of a woman so...
Speaking of
>women
>on Cinemaphile
Maybe he just obsessing over the male role in regarding sex and courting. It being the most entertaining
yes
he is a homosexual
but makes funny toons
and he is creepy
but toons
Not sure since he managed to draw and write his characters in a way that not even gays seem to feel attracted to.
I don't know how to describe it but it's the opposite of that feeling you get when you just know something is the writer weird fetish no matter how hard they try to deny or hide it.
>the opposite of that feeling you get when you just know something is the writer weird fetish no matter how hard they try to deny or hide it.
I guess that would be, like, pandering to a certain fetish improperly? The catboy thing is particularly obnoxious.
The catboy thing is trolling.
is right, you can tell the difference. Maybe you can't if the fetish is so far off your radar that it's too gross to think about, but ask any sufficiently horny anon and they'll tell you, those catboys aren't frickable.
>I guess that would be, like, pandering to a certain fetish improperly?
Nah, it's about that feeling when you can tell something be a vore scene, inflation, a specific character personality or too much focus on a body part only happening because the writer is following the sexual part of their brain, things like humor or style are clearly an afterthought rather than the main appeal.
The fetish can be awful and the writer can be terrible at writing it in an effective way but you would have that feeling the scene is nothing but porn with a bunch of bullshit to cover it.
>He is gay right?
No, he's Australian.
And he's allowed to have a thread on here? This site really has gotten worse since moot left.
He draws frickable female meth orcs so he's cool in my book. Also He's one of those artists who I don't get why he isn't mentioned more around here.
watch him actually be asexual