Why can’t Sera just kill him right then and there? She knows that he doesn’t belong in heaven and she should be just as powerful as Lucifer if not even more so. So just kill this stupid snake! Bring Adam back!
>Presumably if they kill him, he will just respawn in Heaven.
that's my problem with this show
it's absolutely unclear what the rules are if you die in Hell / die in Heaven. Does everyone have unlimited respawn? Do you just respawn if you go from hell to heaven or heaven to hell? Does it mean none of the deaths so far actually happened?
Yes and no.
It’s based around this
50 Jesus, when he had cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost.
51 And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent;
52 And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,
53 And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.
When Sinners and Adam truly died, they were in the grave, asleep. But the righteous (redeemed sinners) will immediately show up on the Holy City (Heaven) first, after Adam’s death. Then later on, Adam will walk among Hell with his wounds present on his body for every sinner to see.
3 months ago
Anonymous
at this point you gays could be inventing these and no one would notice
3 months ago
Anonymous
Adam is attached to Viv’s favorite performer, so he’s unlikely to stay gone for long.
He’ll start with Emily, while Sara watches with flames in her eyes. >Ohhh she’s sooo tiiggght Sssaarra!
Pentious x Emily is endgame
Emily would be better for him because she's probably a dork and would show more support/interest in Pentious and his inventions than Cherri ever did
>Pentious wants to go back to hell to be with Cherri >Emily is a huge shippergay and acts as his wingman >Pentious finds Cherri again but she has no interest in a commitment >Emily picks up Pentious on the rebound
>She first cucks Vaggie >Now she cucks Cherry
Haven't Sera taught her a thing about not taking part on adultery ? Why can angels be rotten and remain in the sky ?
In Viv's interpretation, that is indeed the case. Not scripturally accurate though as angels are described as sinners as well who were punished by God and kicked out of heaven. >2 Peter 2:4-6: " For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down to hell, and delivered them into chains of darkness, to be reserved unto judgment;" "And spared not the old world, but saved Noah the eighth person, a preacher of righteousness, bringing in the flood upon the world of the ungodly;" "And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;"
Emily will open a reverse Hazbin Hotel where the real freaks of heaven get to go to hell.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>A gang of misfit angels being convinced to do sin to get to hell >It takes some building exercises before they get close to converted. Starting off with simple stealing candy from a baby until they get into the real freaky stuff. Holding hands and vowing to have sex before marriage.
I would unironically watch a whole season of this.
Why would emily/sera be happy/shocked respectively? They don't fricking know Pentious. This isn't "omg a redeemed sinner" it's "oh a new soul" to them.
Woulda made sense if Charlie's court case was based around Pentious instead of Angel Dust.
>This isn't "omg a redeemed sinner" it's "oh a new soul" to them.
They have seen Sir Pentious with Angels Dust and the gang when they went to the bar with Cherry
They know he was a sinner and what he manifesting in heaven means
She genuinely didn't believe sinners could be redeemed.
But now, a sinner wasn't just *allowed* in Heaven, he *materialized* in it. The proper way for a soul to arrive, and be allowed to stay.
She's freaking out because she doesn't know what to do.
That is Adam’s kid. If you touch his snake in heaven, he will be utterly pissed off.
He came to die in Hell so he can free them from the punishment of Hell.
Sir Pentious came to Heaven because Adam wanted to save sinners like Sir Pentious and allow them to become winners under his sacrifice. Adam are Lute are sinner’s weakest and most loving parents.
My guess is Obliteration triggered the Respawn Mechanic of Sinners. This mechanic has an hidden Judgement/Appeal mechanism that was either never triggered before or always triggered the same result as the original judgement.
Since Obliteration is very rare, Sinners can pull themselves back together even when they are torn to pieces without respawning and redemption takes time it makes sense that it never triggered before.
I think it's extremely telling that he was sent before the Seraphims instead of at the pearly gates.
A sinner, possibly, being redeemed to become one of them means Charlie wasn't only right, but like everyone else, vastly underestimated S.P.
For her to just kill him right after seeing this would be to blatantly go against her divine leaders decision. It's not like he snuck into heaven. He was brought there.
because that would terrible petty and her sister is right there and would never forgive her.
funny the entire point of jersus dying the horrible death we got was exact to allow people like pentious to have a chance in heavens.
your desire for blood is not a Christian thing
shouldn't he go back to what he looked like when he was alive but with wings and a halo because that how the people of Heaven should've looked like in Hazbin Hotel while everyone in Hell are just cursed with the forms they take after they die that they are almost a mere shadow of they're former self.
Wait. Did Sir Pentious inherent Adam’s colors of white and gold?
I hope she kills him it would be bad if the angels knew he got redeemed or maybe lute will kill him and tie up loose ends. All just business I assure you
isn't it obvious? he is in heaven and as deserving as any soul
he was selfless
he didn't steal
and he for sure stuck it to "the man"
well as best as a snake in hell could given the circumstances
no, lute would make him a snake kebab because his butthole friends helped kill her boyfriend
3 months ago
Anonymous
Lute and Adam preplanned this so Adam can pay for the death of sinners like Sir Pentious with his sinless life.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>sinless
if he's supposedly trying to save them he wouldn't have murdered thousands of them
3 months ago
Anonymous
>if he's supposedly trying to save them he wouldn't have murdered thousands of them
Adam has wrath for their wickedness and love for his children. Death is the payment for their wickedness on earth and hell. And if they were righteous, they would wake up from their slumber.
Adam is the pure image of God in this show, which makes him more horrifying than any other character in this show. A little lower than the angels, more aware than the angels.
And so, Lucifer is the counterfeit of Adam that lies, steals, and destroys everything from Adam. Even their fight in S1 E8 shows us that Adam’s love for his lover and children was much stronger than Lucifer’s (who gloats in stealing Adam’s wives rather than loving them and fights only one mere child instead for the sinners).
If Lucifer is the most hated being of all creation, Adam is the most beloved.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Death is the payment for their wickedness on earth and hell
no, Sera just order Adam to go down and kill soul because she fear that they might possibly rebel
It had nothing to do with "wrath for wickedness"
>Even their fight in S1 E8 shows us that Adam’s love for his lover and children
he never showed love to anyone nor considered anyone "his children"
>was much stronger than Lucifer’s
beaten like a b***h
3 months ago
Anonymous
Adam was the one who made a demand to exterminate the sinners. >he never showed love to anyone nor considered anyone "his children"
Oh boy, the anti-Adam boy is going to seethe endlessly by refusing how sin and sacrifices work.
3 months ago
Anonymous
there were no sacrifice nor any indication that it has any relation to how sin works
3 months ago
Anonymous
Episode 5, Lucifer talks about sacrificing lambs.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Leave him, the guy is the Voxmask schizo
3 months ago
Anonymous
Frick it time to join the schizo club. Remember the Loo Loo Land song about the Heaven's crashing aground resulting in the apocalypse? And Lute saying Charlie is threatening the foundations of Heaven itself? What if redemption causes that, Charlie&Emily accidentally causing the apocalypse , by letting evil into heaven or something idk didn't really think about it.
I hope Cherri seduces him and he falls back to Hell.
“I’m $&$&&$$ Adam!
I’m the &@$&$&& man, and you’re just some $@&&&@ clown or something.
I started everything on Earth.
All of mankind came from these $@&$$$ nuts.
You all should be worshipping me (as your true father), you ungrateful, disgusting &@$&&$ losers!”
Adam wanted his children to comeback to him and enter heaven.
Interesting that he still has so much red in his design, it seems like whatever is in charge of judging souls really wants redeemed sinners to be visible.
They had a gentleman's agreement not an official deal in the demon deal sense, so I don't think so
She has no idea who Pentious is, unless in passing they seen him during the trial. But even then, would she even remember?
s2e1: >you're that snake who had sex with everyone in that club? >oh well actually, no, I was trying to ssseduce one person in particular, and the gentlemen who drug me into the room were very understanding of the misunderstanding
Gotta make it cannon the rape didn't happen
so do you guys think that cherri will try to redeem herself for pentious? she seemed to really like the kiss and she also seemed to be genuinely happy when sir pentious talked about how much he likes her for her skills and abilities and not her body
I feel that’s going to be the case. And with Sir Pentious in heaven, this also helps Charlie with negotiations somewhat. But I can see Sera trying to use her power to tell Sir Pentious to use his military knowledge to beef up their weapons or security, which is going to make him happy, but also conflicted on utilizing his known age to try to kill demons.
>they'll have super pure or super kinky sex?
Super kinky if Cherri is still in hell, the super pure will play out better due to her lore of her shitty boyfriend and finally found someone who appreciates her. She'll take her time eat Pentious up while he says sweet things to her.
Yeah I can see the show doing that
And this board pretending ti be outraged that by furries in hell kill themselves to get to heaven the show is "promoting suicide"
>brief gags throughout the series showing him adjusting to life in heaven >by the end of the series he’s an acclaimed professor/researcher at one of heaven’s universities and has written several bestselling autobiographies about his life, afterlife, and being the first sinner redeemed from hell >he hooks up with redeemed cherri in the end
Kino cpla
I’m seriously hoping this happens. I can also see a plot device where sera wants his help in forging new weapons for angel’s to use against demons, which will make sir pentious weary, and choosing to go back to hell.
He should play a pretty decent role. The guy is just too big of a deal now especially since Emily saw him.
Could have him spy on how things are going on at the upper levels of heaven, work with the heavenly science/tech division to help, maybe go to Charlie if some crazy shit is afoot. There is a lot they could do with him
>controversial PR guy for the hotel in heaven >many foot-in-mouth moments >tries working down in hell instead at Charlie's suggestion to inspire other sinners >most try to use his naivete in their schemes or are frightened of him >decides to focus his efforts on the hotel guests and annoys Angel Dust to no end
Common cliche in rag tag groups. The coward or weak one will suddenly have a chad moment, dies trying, and everyone fights harder for their honor. The twist at the end is that the coward isn't dead and just got buried under rubble. Sir P popping up in heaven at the end was literally a marvel end of movie teaser.
If Sinners can be redeemed then even Lucifer can go back to heaven soon. Hell will just be empty and earth will die out cause without a hell there is quite literally no reason to not just be 100% evil all the time and then get to heaven a few years later after you die.
>cause without a hell there is quite literally no reason to not just be 100% evil all the time
Atheists aren't evil 100% of the time >inb4 yEs tHeY aRe!!
The Adam and Eve story is actually real instead of metaphorical in this universe my dude. Being a atheist in Hazbin Hotel earth is on the same level of delusion as believing all of history never happened and that until you were born nothing existed.
>But say I could repent, and could obtain, >By act of grace, my former state; how soon >Would highth recall high thoughts, how soon unsay >What feigned submission swore? Ease would recant >Vows made in pain, as violent and void. >For never can true reconcilement grow, >Where wounds of deadly hate have pierced so deep: >Which would but lead me to a worse relapse >And heavier fall: so should I purchase dear >Short intermission bought with double smart. >This knows my Punisher; therefore as far >rom granting he, as I from begging, peace
Nooo le everyting has to be serious!!!
You are on the CARTOON board homie
The show is fun and if you cant enjoy it because your too pretentious to enjoy something for what it is then you should just frick off
>Anon would look the same, but with a white suit and grey skin instead and the four leaf clover covering his face... also I guess a tophat because everyone have those
He probably would love to be redeemed, and after seeing his sister, would be delighted. But I can see Heaven wearing off him quick, and he’s rather be in Hell with his friends he made along the way, than Heaven.
He literally decided to spend the pre battle party not fricking or doing cocaine because he decided he’d rather spend the night with Husker and his friends, despite Charlie giving him permission to get as coked up as he wanted. His addiction has already been cured by love.
I thought the whole point was that it has to go away before he can be redeemed. What will probably happen is Angel learns to stop faking and drop the whole promiscuous and addict shit once he develops a real relationship with Husk. Afterward, he'll be redeemed
I genuinely gasped for breath at how sudden and anticlimactic he went out and I couldn't help but think was that it? Really?" So I was really glad to see this part later on.
I was just disappointed the animation was so lazy. Adam points to the ship and it disappears. It looks like it’s just not in the next frame. Usually you’d expect an explosion, or maybe a beam of light and then the whole thing dissolves into ash, looney tunes style.
I get that zapping it out of existence was supposed to be a little comedic, so they wanted it to be abrupt and awkward instead of gorey, but they coulda tried harder. It came off as irritating for me.
Curious if S2 will start after a timeskip where characters know he was redeemed, or if it'll start right after the end of S1 so nobody will know he's alive.
>yfw you realize you're responsible for the utterly pointless glowBlack person op that washed thousands, if not millions of souls that could potentially have been redeemed and went to heaven
Well no, If Pentious was the first redeemed soul that made it into Heaven does that not confirm that every soul killed by Adam and his Exorcists deserved their sentence?
The guys who got snuffed during exterminations weren't (supposedly) actively trying to become better people before that and most likely didn't attempt to sacrifice themselves to save their loved ones.
I don't think it carries a ton of moral weight for her.
The guys who got snuffed during exterminations weren't (supposedly) actively trying to become better people before that and most likely didn't attempt to sacrifice themselves to save their loved ones.
But this is a giant plothole. Particularly since the angels don't even know what actually sends someone to heaven vs. Hell, and you also have people like Carmilla in Hell. Nobody in human history tried to fight off an exorcist that was trying to kill their loved ones? Out of all the billions and billions of humans down there, Pentious is the first fricking one to do it and then die? Seems unlikely.
I think with the "it's not as simple as you think" and Lute saying shit about threatening the foundations of heaven. Redemption may have some side effects, which might be why Sera is shitting bricks here.
If that were the case then honest sinners would of ascended long ago. Either Adam used something on Pentious that purified him instantly or Sir P hit the perfect criteria in that moment to prove a sinner can change.
He hit the requirements for Redemption and had his demon body obliterated. When the respawn mechanism triggered, it sent him to Heaven instead of Hell.
It seems like the Respawn is what did the trick and since Sinners can pull themselves back together it looks like triggering the respawn is very rare..
That is utterly stupid.
The fact Adam’s sacrifice is more reasonable and simple than “lucky respawns” makes the former outcome a lot more plausible.
It’s like the “Jesus didn’t resurrect” game where the alternative “natural” explanations are absurdly stupid in every metric possible.
I think that the respawn mechanism needs to send people who got obliterated to Heaven or Hell, but doesn't know where the soul came from comes from. So it goes to the place most fitting at the moment of their death/obliteration. Sorta like an Appeal to their Divine Judgement.
post yfw the final boss of HH is a neckbeard fedora atheist human who's seething at the existence of heaven and hell and somehow obtains the power to become a threat to both
God is nowhere to be seen so him making a big deal out of "GOD ISN'T REAL" would be interesting
also if atheist guy died and became a spaghetti monster in hell it would unironically be the first instance of that joke ever being funny
there was a guy like that in helluva boss, and he had the lowest power level possible. Also very uncharismatic, I seriously doubt anybody would allow for this character to become anybody important.
Some character Viv built up in talks about in plans about the series. She is supposed to be a form of evil itself from the apple/tree of knowledge or something.
Some character Viv built up in talks about in plans about the series. She is supposed to be a form of evil itself from the apple/tree of knowledge or something.
she is the root of all knowledge of good ad evil who chose to focus purely on evil instead, she was meat to be a balance ad sshe has a sister
>she is the root of all knowledge of good ad evil who chose to focus purely on evil instead, she was meat to be a balance ad sshe has a sister
Separating knowledge into good and evil like that would be so lame, instead of treating them as inseparably linked products of knowledge
not shitposting about how much they want to frick seraphim I guess.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Which Hazbin girl would frick Vergil, though?
3 months ago
Anonymous
The dude is genuinely good looking, motivated by power, and is able to take on demons & other out worldly shit easily. Pretty much any girl would love him. The demons LOVED Adam, calling him a bad boy.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Who would want to frick him the most, though? Angels, too?
3 months ago
Anonymous
If the DMC lore is anything to go by, someone who feels bad for him. Cherri Bomb would be denied, Sera would love him as a soldier, Emily would try her best to convert him but Vergil would just see her as another Dante
3 months ago
Anonymous
Vergil and Emily sounds like it would be hilarious.
3 months ago
Anonymous
It would create amazing shenanigans for sure. Especially since Vergil can’t stand his brothers antics, but in DMCV, he’s slowly learning to appreciate them.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Emily being all sunshine and rainbows to Vergil's power autism would be great. He'd probably hate how lovey-dovey she gets.
3 months ago
Anonymous
It would create amazing shenanigans for sure. Especially since Vergil can’t stand his brothers antics, but in DMCV, he’s slowly learning to appreciate them.
Emily being all sunshine and rainbows to Vergil's power autism would be great. He'd probably hate how lovey-dovey she gets.
What about Charlie?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Who would want to frick him the most, though? Angels, too?
Velvette. >He's stylish >Powerful >Easily Overlord material >His name starts with V
Vergil would be the fourth V
3 months ago
Anonymous
that's moronic
3 months ago
Anonymous
Niffty for sure.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Does it matter? He's avoiding child support either way. The real question is, which one wouldn't let him get away with it.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Pretty much all of em that arent already in a relationship would be dtf him. They'd probably even ignore his power autism wall.
As for who would actually have the best shot of actually working out? Hard to say. We dont know how the frick that one broad in DMC4 managed to do it, but best shot would probably be one of the heaven girls
>rips off arm to save a loved one but it's in vain >sees loved one get penetrated in front of their eyes >wants nothing more than to kill and torture demons
bros, lute is literally guts
I'm just pissed fricking niffty of all people killed him. They did that dumb shit where the villain is giving his "you cant beat me, im better than you!" Speech and then they do that dumb shit where the kid pulls a lever or pushes a button that takes the villain out for good.
I think its her bubbly valley girl energy. You can't help but get turned on by a girl who giggles and jumps every time she sees you and acts like you literally shit rainbows.
Right? Just imagine how fun dates with her would be. Probably to the karaoke and to play sports or to the zoo since she seems like a very energetic and bubbly girl. Probably not one to enjoy coffee dates that much because she can't keep still, and would be a little exhausting for the average non Cinemaphile anon.
How many dates before taking Emily to the love hotel?
What the frick happens to him if he dies? By the own rules of the show, no demon can kill him without an angelic weapon. So he's just stuck in hell being fricked and shipped with every hellhound
>First I whip it out! Then I thrust it! With great force! Every angle...! It penetrates! Until...! With great strength! I... ram it in! In the end... we are all satisfied... And you are set free...!
Well, it probably helps that she legally changed her name name to sound more Black person-ish (we are mixed-race but primarily Asian/Caucasian with a smidge of Northern African ancestry in our family and she latched onto the latter like a hipster to music by an obscure band/artist).
However, I never refer to her by her new name because it makes me cringe just imagining myself saying it.
Sorry, I'll keep that to myself to avoid doxxing her. I'll just say it sounds a lot like one of those exotic Afro-American names like Latifa or Moesha.
shouldn't he go back to what he looked like when he was alive but with wings and a halo because that how the people of Heaven should've looked like in Hazbin Hotel while everyone in Hell are just cursed with the forms they take after they die that they are almost a mere shadow of they're former self.
shouldn't he go back to what he looked like when he was alive but with wings and a halo because that how the people of Heaven should've looked like in Hazbin Hotel while everyone in Hell are just cursed with the forms they take after they die that they are almost a mere shadow of they're former self.
Winners are still impacted by the sins they’ve committed on Earth and Hell to be more inhuman. Which is why Adam is the only person in this show that has a completely normal human appearance without missing ears, horns, evil eyes, and razor sharp teeth. Because Adam never fallen.
>Angel's despite creating humans have no actual control over how they end up in Heaven
Why even bother mentioning that in the first place. Seems like the Angel's can't actually DO anything. Just have God be the one pulling the strings in the first place.
>He is going to have sex with EVERYONE IN HEAVEN!
He's gonna wait for Cherri to redeem herself and become a proper married couple, like Charlie thought him
If we get Sinner Adam, the series fricking dies and nothing is functioning.
It becomes an aimless fanfic that lost the importance of Adam’s death in S1 to appeal to dumb homosexuals. To imply that Adam is lower than literal fricking demons that destroyed his life and his future in their selfishness.
The point of Adam is that he was the pure lamb to save his children.
Adam going to hell would be appropriate and poetic. He looks down on sinners and refuses to empathize with them. Becoming one would punish him for his hubris and cruelty, as well as give him a new much-needed perspective on life.
No. We know from the show that everyone in hell is literally evil, selfish, cruel, cannibalistic, and unstable.
Adam actually allowed the the sinners to be the born in the first place because of his love for them and Eve, before he was eventually taken to heaven and entered its doors… as the ONLY HUMAN THERE. Do you understand how dark that is????
The people who are actually irresponsible dicks that have hubris and cruelty over the sinners (99% of humanity) is Lucifer, Lilith, and Eve.
But because Adam is good, he ironically cannot tend to them or make Hell a good place for them. Lucifer and Lilith literally enabled Adam’s children to perform their worst and disgusting desires, make stupidly abusive soul contracts on each other, and do whatever evils they think of on each other and broadcast it as “entertainment”.
Adam is rightfully angry and depressed with any sinner in Hell, who was right to destroy them, yet he still wanted to save them.
Whatever truly good sinner was killed in the exterminations would be in Heaven after Adam’s sacrifice. So don’t you dare say he is wrong when his ways are much higher than your ways. You absolutely egotistical buffoon.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Are you practicing for debate club or something here?
3 months ago
Anonymous
No. But you certainly lose like the evil parasite you are.
You constantly seek for excuses and “understandings” when this show has an entire district for cannibalism. The sinners are deprived and evil. They deserve their horrifying slaughters from the only two good parents they have (Adam and Lute) that make them regret being evil pieces of scum that abuse and exploit 24/7 anyone they can for an entire year before hiding away from daddy Adam on a single day.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>he was eventually taken to heaven and entered its doors… as the ONLY HUMAN THERE.
Headcanon btw
3 months ago
Anonymous
what happen to his wife? she repented. isn't that enough to not go to hell?
3 months ago
Anonymous
No. Eve become evil incarnate in this show. And repentance doesn’t work yet because Adam hasn’t paid the price for sin yet till S1 episode 8.
3 months ago
Anonymous
No. We know from the show that everyone in hell is literally evil, selfish, cruel, cannibalistic, and unstable.
Adam actually allowed the the sinners to be the born in the first place because of his love for them and Eve, before he was eventually taken to heaven and entered its doors… as the ONLY HUMAN THERE. Do you understand how dark that is????
The people who are actually irresponsible dicks that have hubris and cruelty over the sinners (99% of humanity) is Lucifer, Lilith, and Eve.
But because Adam is good, he ironically cannot tend to them or make Hell a good place for them. Lucifer and Lilith literally enabled Adam’s children to perform their worst and disgusting desires, make stupidly abusive soul contracts on each other, and do whatever evils they think of on each other and broadcast it as “entertainment”.
Adam is rightfully angry and depressed with any sinner in Hell, who was right to destroy them, yet he still wanted to save them.
Whatever truly good sinner was killed in the exterminations would be in Heaven after Adam’s sacrifice. So don’t you dare say he is wrong when his ways are much higher than your ways. You absolutely egotistical buffoon.
>he was eventually taken to heaven and entered its doors… as the ONLY HUMAN THERE
Nah, his son Abel would have been there since Cain slew him while Adam and Eve were still around AND Abel was the GOOD son.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Sera stated that Adam was the first human to enter Heaven. We don't know what happened to Abel, Cain or Seth, but Abel is especially weird since he was the first human to die.
Unless he went to Hell because he fricked his sister or something.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>he was eventually taken to heaven and entered its doors… as the ONLY HUMAN THERE
quote "well, he WAS the first human soul in heaven" end quote from the highest ranking angelic being we've seen
3 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah. And Adam had to be in heaven for the first time when he was 900 years old. Several generations and not one came to it but him.
3 months ago
Anonymous
i don't know what you're arguing but adam in hazbin hotel is an butthole that literally named one of his angels after a vegana, i really doubt he's as moral in the show as you think he is
3 months ago
Anonymous
He named Vaggie after “the best thing ever” but he never mocks her name. What Lucifer said to Adam about his wives was absolutely evil.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>adam was created to frick and by god that's all he know how to do
3 months ago
Anonymous
he never ate the fruit in this show so he doesn't have the ability to distinguish good from evil
it's like when you're a little kid playing pokemon and you name your charizard BLASTMASTER or something silly like that. he's innocent
3 months ago
Anonymous
>yet he still wanted to save them.
Also headcanon
3 months ago
Anonymous
Frickin schizo, stop posting your schizo theories in every Hazbin thread.
First thing with Vox masks and now this
3 months ago
Anonymous
tl;dr.
Adam is judgemental so him being condemned to Hell himself simply makes sense.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Adam is literally right about Lucifer and his children. But in the end, all he wanted was for his kids to come back to him. That’s why he is so angry.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>But in the end, all he wanted was for his kids to come back to him.
he kept killing his kids by hundreds without a second thought lmao
3 months ago
Anonymous
Because it is their time of judgement and he did alert them way ahead of time about it. And when he puts them down; the good sinners will be resurrected under his sacrifice.
Lucifer never told Adam ahead of time of the fruit and destroyed Adam’s Eve and family with it.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>And when he puts them down; the good sinners will be resurrected under his sacrifice.
name one (1) scene where Adam acknowledges it lol
3 months ago
Anonymous
Ignore him. He’s the resident schizo that spams that shit constantly in every Hazbin thread
3 months ago
Anonymous
>And when he puts them down; the good sinners will be resurrected under his sacrifice.
name one (1) scene where Adam acknowledges it lol
“I’m $&$&&$$ Adam!
I’m the &@$&$&& man, and you’re [Lucifer] just some $@&&&@ clown or something.
I started everything on Earth.
All of mankind came from these $@&$$$ nuts.
You all should be worshipping me (as your true father), you ungrateful, disgusting &@$&&$ losers!”
Adam wants his children to come back to him. And you cannot counter this at all. And you cannot go against the outcome.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Can you just shut up for once? You're like gnosticanons of that "N is evil" anon from the MD threads but at least they don't spam their headcanons that overestimates Vivs writing skills every5 seconds
3 months ago
Anonymous
>overestimates
the shit he spams is leagues worse she could ever do
That would depend on if cruel angels can go to Hell after dying the same way redeemed sinners can go to Heaven after their second dead.
Would be fitting but that would imply all the other angels who fell would be with him.
Adam is a redeemed sinner, it would make absolutely no sense for him to go to hell. >but he's a douche
Doesn't matter. If St. Peter can say frick then I highly doubt Adam was that hated in heaven. Everyone seemed to be cool with him and even he tells Lute to calm down after she gets murder horny.
3 months ago
Anonymous
> Adam is a redeemed sinner
No. He was always a perfect winner that never knew sin. That’s part of the tragedy of the character and why only he was the perfect lamb.
3 months ago
Anonymous
That could be true. They never explained what happened to Adam after he died or dealt with Eve.
>Average day at the hotel, the gang is chilling about and doing nothing. >A bright white light suddenly appears, as every single cast member stares in horror at whatever is emerging. >Picrel emerges, not bothering to conceal his power, as everyone feels the presence of something that could smite the entire Pride ring with a flick of a hand. >Nobody knows what to do, everyone is either panicking or shitting their pants, Charlie is desperately trying to call Lucifer, Alastor is cowering in a corner, its utter chaos.
"So you are the guys that fought of an entire band of Exterminators? Impressive. However, let me show what it really means to go against Heaven."
>I think hes going to be the final boss tbh
this guy is the biggest enigma to me, Im not sure if he is for, or against charlie just yet. They will have a quarrel, but apart from that, nothing is certain.
The point of that fight was to show that Alastor really thought he was more powerful than he was. He didn't realize being one of the most powerful demons in the pride ring doesn't mean he can take on an actual angel.
but also Alastor got so many clean hits in that if he had just grabbed a few angelic daggers he could have easily won. He was throwing Adam around for a bit. If he didn't suffer from his own hubris, he could have just slammed Adam into an angelic blade.
Actually the schizo Adam anon might be on to something. Like how there are *tear stains* on Adam's list which might indicate he was crying when writing down these rules. He knew he was going to die for the sinners of Hell.
>JOBastor is "aroace" because he's accepted that he'll always be a permavirgin >barely puts up a fight against CHADam >CHADam calls him a b***h among other insults >JOBastor runs away and has a mental breakdown
>ENTER sir REPENTIOUS >kisses his crush and is liked back >dies a glorious death in battle >even CHADam admits that him firing at him "could have been bad" >he's redeemed and gets to spend eternity in heaven
yeah, i'm thinking the winner is obvious here
I love how this guy who was supposed to be just a one off joke character ended up being super popular and ends up the first guy the hotel succeeds with.
>Charlie and co. grieve Sir Pentious and hang a painting in the hotel in his honor >they don't grieve Alastor even though they thought he died fighting Adam
It's too obvious
I love how this guy who was supposed to be just a one off joke character ended up being super popular and ends up the first guy the hotel succeeds with.
This doesn’t even take into account that Adam would love Sir Pentious in Heaven while Aliester is going to willingly stay with Lilith in hell forever.
I hate how they never did any explanation about his hat, it's clearly alive but I guess it's apart of his anatomy in someway? that's why it's there in heaven with him I guess
Adam and Lute are “the wall” of HH. >Season 1 - Adam defeats sin under his selfless sinless death >Season 2 - Prediction: The more vulnerable Lute is alone and is trailed with temptations and manipulations that cause Adam to lose his wives x and put the world into peril. The resurrected Adam meets up with her and they kiss.
Adam in this show never fallen, so he is intended by God to be the king and the father for sinners/winners. He also has more knowledge of the divine system/secrets than Sera and the Seraphim.
God is transcendent. He rules creation through intermediaries. The traditional explanation for why Angels ever rebelled in the first place is that even they weren't completely sure God really existed and Lucifers rebellion was basically him just saying "Hey God probably doesn't even exist so lets run this shit ourselves" and he got smacked down for it
>The traditional explanation for why Angels ever rebelled in the first place is that even they weren't completely sure God really existed and Lucifers rebellion was basically him just saying "Hey God probably doesn't even exist so lets run this shit ourselves" and he got smacked down for it
It is almost like the story is more about humans and their need for God and what happens when humans reject the divine
>It is almost like the story is more about humans and their need for God and what happens when humans reject the divine
Yes. Lucifer proper isn't some being of malevolent pure evil, he's just an edgy atheist who thinks he knows better and ends up getting the results of that
Hilariously, that’s kinda how he is like HH. Because even though Lucifer is more like a grounded person, you get the vibe that he does belongs to hell with how he acts and behaves ridiculously selfishly, begging about stealing Adam’s wives, and not sticking it against corruption and corruptive people like the Vees. Lucifer instead created and enabled pure evil.
So Adam dying in seventh year of the exterminations is an implication of God’s divine plan and presence.
What if Adam is the only begotten Son of God in this show because he never fallen, so he always communicates to the father.
Viv herself stated she dont know how to write authority, literally she dont know how to make a serious character.
lets face i think its for the best.
she would make God just evil or too neutral character who dont intervene
>she would make God just evil or too neutral character who dont intervene
Well god tends to be a troll too, anon >He ask Abraham to kill his son
Funniest shit I've ever seen
I think Emily was told the truth by Adam, so she was anticipating the solemn news of his death; since the winners would be devastated even if they were horrified by his actions.
Agreed, I wonder if that's yet another plotline that Viv had to rush so we didn't get a satisfying conclusion. I still want fallen Emily and worshiping her cute feet!
Adam is literally right about Lucifer and his children. But in the end, all he wanted was for his kids to come back to him. That’s why he is so angry.
I think Emily was told the truth by Adam, so she was anticipating the solemn news of his death; since the winners would be devastated even if they were horrified by his actions.
Agreed, I wonder if that's yet another plotline that Viv had to rush so we didn't get a satisfying conclusion. I still want fallen Emily and worshiping her cute feet!
I believe Emily will have a sub plot on season 2 about showing heavens to pentious but them many of the angels will dislike pentious, threatening him becausr they believe pentious does not belongs to heavens, this will open Emily eyes to everything wrong on heavens
Knowing Viv's style of writing it'll most likely be >Sir Pentious finds a nice heaven chick to date >Cherri finds out somehow and gets jealous immediately >love triangle bullshit >mid Season 2 eventually ends with Pent leaving the heaven chick for Cherri >dip and kiss >Heaven chick comes back for vengeance in S2 finale
Why can’t Sera just kill him right then and there? She knows that he doesn’t belong in heaven and she should be just as powerful as Lucifer if not even more so. So just kill this stupid snake! Bring Adam back!
>She knows that he doesn’t belong in heaven
Why not?
Presumably if they kill him, he will just respawn in Heaven.
>Presumably if they kill him, he will just respawn in Heaven.
that's my problem with this show
it's absolutely unclear what the rules are if you die in Hell / die in Heaven. Does everyone have unlimited respawn? Do you just respawn if you go from hell to heaven or heaven to hell? Does it mean none of the deaths so far actually happened?
i think the angel weapon makes you perma dead.
so that means every fricker who gets killed in hell in the first 7 episodes isn't really dead?
Yes and no.
It’s based around this
50 Jesus, when he had cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost.
51 And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent;
52 And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,
53 And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.
When Sinners and Adam truly died, they were in the grave, asleep. But the righteous (redeemed sinners) will immediately show up on the Holy City (Heaven) first, after Adam’s death. Then later on, Adam will walk among Hell with his wounds present on his body for every sinner to see.
at this point you gays could be inventing these and no one would notice
Adam is attached to Viv’s favorite performer, so he’s unlikely to stay gone for long.
If so then this must not actually be the same universe as Helluva Boss, because demons killing each other seems pretty permanent in that show.
Hellborn die naturally.
Because at that point you may as well print: Fallen Angel on Emily's forehead when she starts freaking out.
>Fallen Emily shows up crying at the hotel at the beginning of next season carrying Pentious's charred remains
Frick you
Pentious x Emily is endgame
Emily would be better for him because she's probably a dork and would show more support/interest in Pentious and his inventions than Cherri ever did
>Pentious wants to go back to hell to be with Cherri
>Emily is a huge shippergay and acts as his wingman
>Pentious finds Cherri again but she has no interest in a commitment
>Emily picks up Pentious on the rebound
>She first cucks Vaggie
>Now she cucks Cherry
Haven't Sera taught her a thing about not taking part on adultery ? Why can angels be rotten and remain in the sky ?
I genuinely think an angel could commit every sin in heaven and still be allowed to stay
In Viv's interpretation, that is indeed the case. Not scripturally accurate though as angels are described as sinners as well who were punished by God and kicked out of heaven.
>2 Peter 2:4-6: " For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down to hell, and delivered them into chains of darkness, to be reserved unto judgment;" "And spared not the old world, but saved Noah the eighth person, a preacher of righteousness, bringing in the flood upon the world of the ungodly;" "And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;"
Even among angels Emily is a freak!
Emily will open a reverse Hazbin Hotel where the real freaks of heaven get to go to hell.
>A gang of misfit angels being convinced to do sin to get to hell
>It takes some building exercises before they get close to converted. Starting off with simple stealing candy from a baby until they get into the real freaky stuff. Holding hands and vowing to have sex before marriage.
I would unironically watch a whole season of this.
There's something kind of funny about an angel out doing Angel Dust
despite being a pedo furgay, Aval0nX has an amazing sense of humor I wonder what his opinion on the Season 1 finale is
Has this guy drawn any actual porn of them yet? I know he could, it doesn't seem like he wants to.
He's more of an ecchi gay rather than a full on porn gay. Still Emily would be worth it
>he doesn’t know
This guy should daw some Pentious
Seconding him fricking Sera and making her his wife
This but fricking Sera and Emily at the same time with his powerful snek penis!
Two dicks for two girls, anon
Her little squeal was adorable
>when he shows his two dicks
NO! Emily is pure and innocent!
Why would emily/sera be happy/shocked respectively? They don't fricking know Pentious. This isn't "omg a redeemed sinner" it's "oh a new soul" to them.
Woulda made sense if Charlie's court case was based around Pentious instead of Angel Dust.
Pentious was in the same bar as Angel Dust during their trial. They definitely saw him, he was present for almost all of Angel Dust's activity.
>This isn't "omg a redeemed sinner" it's "oh a new soul" to them.
They have seen Sir Pentious with Angels Dust and the gang when they went to the bar with Cherry
They know he was a sinner and what he manifesting in heaven means
She has no idea who Pentious is, unless in passing they seen him during the trial. But even then, would she even remember?
She genuinely didn't believe sinners could be redeemed.
But now, a sinner wasn't just *allowed* in Heaven, he *materialized* in it. The proper way for a soul to arrive, and be allowed to stay.
She's freaking out because she doesn't know what to do.
He does belong in heaven, else he wouldn't be there.
did you not see the heaven palette swap? nigaa changed teams
That is Adam’s kid. If you touch his snake in heaven, he will be utterly pissed off.
He came to die in Hell so he can free them from the punishment of Hell.
You're annoying
Everyone else annoys me by how stupid and sloppy they are, as they can’t explain how Pentious went to Heaven in the first place.
Very carefully
Sir Pentious came to Heaven because Adam wanted to save sinners like Sir Pentious and allow them to become winners under his sacrifice. Adam are Lute are sinner’s weakest and most loving parents.
My guess is Obliteration triggered the Respawn Mechanic of Sinners. This mechanic has an hidden Judgement/Appeal mechanism that was either never triggered before or always triggered the same result as the original judgement.
Since Obliteration is very rare, Sinners can pull themselves back together even when they are torn to pieces without respawning and redemption takes time it makes sense that it never triggered before.
Self-sacrifice? It seemed pretty obvious to me.
I think it's extremely telling that he was sent before the Seraphims instead of at the pearly gates.
A sinner, possibly, being redeemed to become one of them means Charlie wasn't only right, but like everyone else, vastly underestimated S.P.
For her to just kill him right after seeing this would be to blatantly go against her divine leaders decision. It's not like he snuck into heaven. He was brought there.
>So just kill this stupid snake!
You want her to kill her own kind?
Emily wouldn't let him and he'd just go back to hell with his friends
because he is now a winner and Sera is duty bound to protect him now
because that would terrible petty and her sister is right there and would never forgive her.
funny the entire point of jersus dying the horrible death we got was exact to allow people like pentious to have a chance in heavens.
your desire for blood is not a Christian thing
but he does belong in heaven he's blue now
I think Sera's reaction was less "Oh no, they can get in" and more "Oh shit. I sanctioned 1000+ years of genocide for no reason."
This is the correct answer. Sera is realizing she made the second greatest mistake in the history of the universe
Wait. Did Sir Pentious inherent Adam’s colors of white and gold?
All winners are white and gold colored. Only the evil exterminator angels are black and white
>All winners are white and gold colored.
They’re not.
Oh no, frick that, why she doesn't get Archangel Michael on the phone to fricking DESTROY those demons?
>watching Hazbin Hotel
>caring about Hazbin Hotel
None of us are here because we want to be.
>Adam dies, Sir Pentious mysteriously enters Heaven
50 Jesus, when he had cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost.
51 And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent;
52 And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which SLEPT arose,
53 And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the HOLY city, and appeared unto many.
I hope she kills him it would be bad if the angels knew he got redeemed or maybe lute will kill him and tie up loose ends. All just business I assure you
Lute would protect Sir Pentious.
what? why?
isn't it obvious? he is in heaven and as deserving as any soul
he was selfless
he didn't steal
and he for sure stuck it to "the man"
well as best as a snake in hell could given the circumstances
no, lute would make him a snake kebab because his butthole friends helped kill her boyfriend
Lute and Adam preplanned this so Adam can pay for the death of sinners like Sir Pentious with his sinless life.
>sinless
if he's supposedly trying to save them he wouldn't have murdered thousands of them
>if he's supposedly trying to save them he wouldn't have murdered thousands of them
Adam has wrath for their wickedness and love for his children. Death is the payment for their wickedness on earth and hell. And if they were righteous, they would wake up from their slumber.
Adam is the pure image of God in this show, which makes him more horrifying than any other character in this show. A little lower than the angels, more aware than the angels.
And so, Lucifer is the counterfeit of Adam that lies, steals, and destroys everything from Adam. Even their fight in S1 E8 shows us that Adam’s love for his lover and children was much stronger than Lucifer’s (who gloats in stealing Adam’s wives rather than loving them and fights only one mere child instead for the sinners).
If Lucifer is the most hated being of all creation, Adam is the most beloved.
>Death is the payment for their wickedness on earth and hell
no, Sera just order Adam to go down and kill soul because she fear that they might possibly rebel
It had nothing to do with "wrath for wickedness"
>Even their fight in S1 E8 shows us that Adam’s love for his lover and children
he never showed love to anyone nor considered anyone "his children"
>was much stronger than Lucifer’s
beaten like a b***h
Adam was the one who made a demand to exterminate the sinners.
>he never showed love to anyone nor considered anyone "his children"
Oh boy, the anti-Adam boy is going to seethe endlessly by refusing how sin and sacrifices work.
there were no sacrifice nor any indication that it has any relation to how sin works
Episode 5, Lucifer talks about sacrificing lambs.
Leave him, the guy is the Voxmask schizo
Frick it time to join the schizo club. Remember the Loo Loo Land song about the Heaven's crashing aground resulting in the apocalypse? And Lute saying Charlie is threatening the foundations of Heaven itself? What if redemption causes that, Charlie&Emily accidentally causing the apocalypse , by letting evil into heaven or something idk didn't really think about it.
I mean the fact that he just APPEARED in heaven with a new wardrobe seems to confirm that God or whoever determines salvation considers him worthy
“I’m $&$&&$$ Adam!
I’m the &@$&$&& man, and you’re just some $@&&&@ clown or something.
I started everything on Earth.
All of mankind came from these $@&$$$ nuts.
You all should be worshipping me (as your true father), you ungrateful, disgusting &@$&&$ losers!”
Adam wanted his children to comeback to him and enter heaven.
I hope Cherri seduces him and he falls back to Hell.
Source for the full picture?
do not have source 🙁
but here is some more for your troubles
cute art.
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7692925
Bless you sir
did cherri manage to get double-dick action or not?
No. The prospect of double snake dick and a newfound taste for genuine love and affection might inspire her to try the hotel thing though
Cherry joining the hotel just because she realized what she let go is actually really funny
al these years later i can't get over Cherri Bomb calling anyone an edgelord
thought she called him egglord
I hope Cherri redeems herself so she can be in heaven with our snake boi
>But it's only 530!
god speed king
Interesting that he still has so much red in his design, it seems like whatever is in charge of judging souls really wants redeemed sinners to be visible.
Some of the angels we saw in 6 had a lot of red too so that doesn't say much.
Wonder if he's still bound to vox
Do contracts carry over?
I thought vox left him for dead
They had a gentleman's agreement not an official deal in the demon deal sense, so I don't think so
s2e1:
>you're that snake who had sex with everyone in that club?
>oh well actually, no, I was trying to ssseduce one person in particular, and the gentlemen who drug me into the room were very understanding of the misunderstanding
Gotta make it cannon the rape didn't happen
Two words
Double penis
In Both of Cherri's holes
Snakebros, how are we feeling?
so do you guys think that cherri will try to redeem herself for pentious? she seemed to really like the kiss and she also seemed to be genuinely happy when sir pentious talked about how much he likes her for her skills and abilities and not her body
This could be a good direction to take her character because as is she doesn't even really have a storyline.
I feel that’s going to be the case. And with Sir Pentious in heaven, this also helps Charlie with negotiations somewhat. But I can see Sera trying to use her power to tell Sir Pentious to use his military knowledge to beef up their weapons or security, which is going to make him happy, but also conflicted on utilizing his known age to try to kill demons.
I'm not satisfied with one kiss, I want the whole fricking
When Cherri gets redeemed up to heaven do you think they'll have super pure or super kinky sex?
>they'll have super pure or super kinky sex?
Super kinky if Cherri is still in hell, the super pure will play out better due to her lore of her shitty boyfriend and finally found someone who appreciates her. She'll take her time eat Pentious up while he says sweet things to her.
Really forced and ridicules. I busted out laughing.
What would be his Rank and title?
>General SirPentious, commander of the first hell born army,
The original unsinner
So this confirms that death is a required step, right? Is Charlie gonna have to go on a murder spree once her patrons are sufficiently rehabilitated?
>Charlie kills everyone else in hell to help them ascend
>is the last one left alone
>can't self-terminate, that won't count.
Anon it's Hell. They get new clients every second.
Yeah I can see the show doing that
And this board pretending ti be outraged that by furries in hell kill themselves to get to heaven the show is "promoting suicide"
No? it'll be the tumblur reddit crowd that gets angry at the suicide stuff.
Tbh we don't know. Adam just poofed him away. We dont know if it involves self sacrifice, belief, or even will power.
death makes it official, possibly sanctified by the god himself
Adam paid for the price of sins to allow them into Heaven, but I don’t know if sinners actually have to die to come to heaven.
Poor snake got the woobify baby treatment in this show. I will miss Pilot Snake.
I agree, I imagined him being a bit more cynical and seasoned, but then he wouldn't have gotten to Heaven
He’ll start with Emily, while Sara watches with flames in her eyes.
>Ohhh she’s sooo tiiggght Sssaarra!
But why would would Sara be watching them frick? Please explain. In. Great detail.
sir REPENTIOUS.. my FUARKING hero
>sir pentious
>pentious sir
>repent sinner
>repent sir
>repent serpent
HOLY FRICKING SHIT!
Any artwork I do of redeemed Sir Pentious shall go under the name of Sir Repentious.
I now hope that name will catch on.
we better get some episodes that just feature him next season, i wanna see him adjusting to heaven.
>brief gags throughout the series showing him adjusting to life in heaven
>by the end of the series he’s an acclaimed professor/researcher at one of heaven’s universities and has written several bestselling autobiographies about his life, afterlife, and being the first sinner redeemed from hell
>he hooks up with redeemed cherri in the end
Kino cpla
I’m seriously hoping this happens. I can also see a plot device where sera wants his help in forging new weapons for angel’s to use against demons, which will make sir pentious weary, and choosing to go back to hell.
Heaven can only make melee weapons, he made anti aircraft guns with 24 hours notice.
So why was he in hell? Arms merchant seems obvious.
He's just Hiram Maxim
Vivziepop says he died in Victorian times. My guess is he was an aristocrat mad scientist who performed horrible experiments on orphan children.
He should play a pretty decent role. The guy is just too big of a deal now especially since Emily saw him.
Could have him spy on how things are going on at the upper levels of heaven, work with the heavenly science/tech division to help, maybe go to Charlie if some crazy shit is afoot. There is a lot they could do with him
>controversial PR guy for the hotel in heaven
>many foot-in-mouth moments
>tries working down in hell instead at Charlie's suggestion to inspire other sinners
>most try to use his naivete in their schemes or are frightened of him
>decides to focus his efforts on the hotel guests and annoys Angel Dust to no end
No.
That's ruining the pun.
The pun I only realized existed literally 2 days ago.
ESL here, what's the pun?
Sir Pentious
Ser Pentious
Serpent
along with sounding like serpent Pentious sounds like a form or penitence
it's replacing one pun with another
i miss stamper as his VA
why did he have to go n smoke da crack pipe
God made crack stronger than a man
even if he didn't smoke the devil's pipe viv still wouldn't have keep his role, but yes stamper is the superior pentious VA
Seems like it is, anon
Hell yeah, The word is spreading, Keep it going anons, for Sir Repentious
>Repentious
Saint Pentious works too
Hmmm, you have a point there, sounds more realistic.
To the anon who posted this on the Hazbin thread on /aco/, thanks I love you and you're the most based!
The chad snake, pulled off something Alastor could never do and is the first redeemed sinner in history.
Also has two dicks and went out like a legend trying to save his friends.
Common cliche in rag tag groups. The coward or weak one will suddenly have a chad moment, dies trying, and everyone fights harder for their honor. The twist at the end is that the coward isn't dead and just got buried under rubble. Sir P popping up in heaven at the end was literally a marvel end of movie teaser.
Going to go from happy to sad if his Egg Boiz didn't make it into Heaven with him.
Maybe he'll be allowed to build new ones
>The Egg Bois are reincarnated as little chicks that follow Pentious around like a mother hen.
yes please
If Sinners can be redeemed then even Lucifer can go back to heaven soon. Hell will just be empty and earth will die out cause without a hell there is quite literally no reason to not just be 100% evil all the time and then get to heaven a few years later after you die.
>cause without a hell there is quite literally no reason to not just be 100% evil all the time
Atheists aren't evil 100% of the time
>inb4 yEs tHeY aRe!!
The Adam and Eve story is actually real instead of metaphorical in this universe my dude. Being a atheist in Hazbin Hotel earth is on the same level of delusion as believing all of history never happened and that until you were born nothing existed.
So? Lots of people get into hell anyways. They're not supposed to know about the afterlife in the first place.
This was addressed in 1667:
>But say I could repent, and could obtain,
>By act of grace, my former state; how soon
>Would highth recall high thoughts, how soon unsay
>What feigned submission swore? Ease would recant
>Vows made in pain, as violent and void.
>For never can true reconcilement grow,
>Where wounds of deadly hate have pierced so deep:
>Which would but lead me to a worse relapse
>And heavier fall: so should I purchase dear
>Short intermission bought with double smart.
>This knows my Punisher; therefore as far
>rom granting he, as I from begging, peace
>Angels say Angel Dust can't go to heaven because he's a prostitute
>Sir Pentious fricks an entire club and still goes to heaven
It's like pottery
anon sir Pentious was raped.
He wasn't raped he asked for it!
he forcefully kissed cherri bomb without her consent.
Like a man would
He clearly wanted to back out at the last moment tho.
>He doesn't know "No means yes"
What do you mean rape victims can't go to heaven?
I mean dude was just trying to flex and got raped by sinners. Don't think that's on him
Because Sir Pentious was selfless and allowed everyone in the club to have sex with him without being paid or forced to.
valentino complains that angel doesn't charge for flirting with people
Once I saw this I laughed my ass off. I wasn't taking the show seriously at all but I didn't realize the writers weren't either
Nooo le everyting has to be serious!!!
You are on the CARTOON board homie
The show is fun and if you cant enjoy it because your too pretentious to enjoy something for what it is then you should just frick off
I'm still enjoying you autistic sperg, when did I say I was taking seriously?
anon when he in heaven
I made a shitty edit of your edit
How that covers that eyes.
That's actually an unironically cool Anon design
saved
>Anon would look the same, but with a white suit and grey skin instead and the four leaf clover covering his face... also I guess a tophat because everyone have those
That'd be kino if someone would get on to it
Yeah
>Anon's only there a day before screwing things up and being sent back to Hell.
At least he didn't die a virgin
Which only proves that Angel Dust CAN indeed be redeemed.
But would Angel WANT to be redeemed?
He's so addicted to sex and drugs. Would that go away after he gets his wings?
He probably would love to be redeemed, and after seeing his sister, would be delighted. But I can see Heaven wearing off him quick, and he’s rather be in Hell with his friends he made along the way, than Heaven.
He literally decided to spend the pre battle party not fricking or doing cocaine because he decided he’d rather spend the night with Husker and his friends, despite Charlie giving him permission to get as coked up as he wanted. His addiction has already been cured by love.
I thought the whole point was that it has to go away before he can be redeemed. What will probably happen is Angel learns to stop faking and drop the whole promiscuous and addict shit once he develops a real relationship with Husk. Afterward, he'll be redeemed
I genuinely gasped for breath at how sudden and anticlimactic he went out and I couldn't help but think was that it? Really?" So I was really glad to see this part later on.
I was just disappointed the animation was so lazy. Adam points to the ship and it disappears. It looks like it’s just not in the next frame. Usually you’d expect an explosion, or maybe a beam of light and then the whole thing dissolves into ash, looney tunes style.
I get that zapping it out of existence was supposed to be a little comedic, so they wanted it to be abrupt and awkward instead of gorey, but they coulda tried harder. It came off as irritating for me.
Only angels let themselves get gangbanged by demons
need a redraw of this with emily looking excited and sera looking horrified
>Cuts to Emily and some buff angel dudes dragging him into a room as he screams
Of course the fricker with the many eyes motif gets to become an angel
Seraphim were also depicted as serpentine in ancient Israelite art.
It's snakes all the way up.
Seraphim are snakes and such.
Cherubim is a variant on lamassu(karibu) and sphinxes.
Angels are fun.
always hazbin
Curious if S2 will start after a timeskip where characters know he was redeemed, or if it'll start right after the end of S1 so nobody will know he's alive.
Will /ournazi/ Dracorex draw some Adam smut?
>yfw you realize you're responsible for the utterly pointless glowBlack person op that washed thousands, if not millions of souls that could potentially have been redeemed and went to heaven
Well no, If Pentious was the first redeemed soul that made it into Heaven does that not confirm that every soul killed by Adam and his Exorcists deserved their sentence?
Pentious wasn't even killed by the angels blade weapons so we don't know if he would've been permadead otherwise.
The guys who got snuffed during exterminations weren't (supposedly) actively trying to become better people before that and most likely didn't attempt to sacrifice themselves to save their loved ones.
I don't think it carries a ton of moral weight for her.
But this is a giant plothole. Particularly since the angels don't even know what actually sends someone to heaven vs. Hell, and you also have people like Carmilla in Hell. Nobody in human history tried to fight off an exorcist that was trying to kill their loved ones? Out of all the billions and billions of humans down there, Pentious is the first fricking one to do it and then die? Seems unlikely.
>Nobody in human history tried to fight off an exorcist that was trying to kill their loved ones?
carmilla did.
moron. Nobody ever DIED for doing something noble in Hell before Pentious?
probably not since most of them are gay down there
I think with the "it's not as simple as you think" and Lute saying shit about threatening the foundations of heaven. Redemption may have some side effects, which might be why Sera is shitting bricks here.
Sera knew all along but just wouldn't change
What if Sera is working with Roo and that’s her real “god”.
Will she get Steven universed?
If that were the case then honest sinners would of ascended long ago. Either Adam used something on Pentious that purified him instantly or Sir P hit the perfect criteria in that moment to prove a sinner can change.
it's probably something to do with the fact pentious died neither to sinner hands or angel weaponry
He hit the requirements for Redemption and had his demon body obliterated. When the respawn mechanism triggered, it sent him to Heaven instead of Hell.
It seems like the Respawn is what did the trick and since Sinners can pull themselves back together it looks like triggering the respawn is very rare..
That is utterly stupid.
The fact Adam’s sacrifice is more reasonable and simple than “lucky respawns” makes the former outcome a lot more plausible.
It’s like the “Jesus didn’t resurrect” game where the alternative “natural” explanations are absurdly stupid in every metric possible.
I think that the respawn mechanism needs to send people who got obliterated to Heaven or Hell, but doesn't know where the soul came from comes from. So it goes to the place most fitting at the moment of their death/obliteration. Sorta like an Appeal to their Divine Judgement.
No.
she is a heaven's supremacist, and doesnt want the sinners to take er jebs. Its my top character rn
Does redemption come with an angelic power upgrade?
Pentious is so lucky bros
Hes going to inspire her to become a loyal christian wife and then they are going to make cool explosions in Heaven together
gonna egg explode her womb with holy egg blast!
Will there be an enemy that both Heaven & Hell need to team up on to take down? I’m thinking Satan will be this.
Global Warming
No wait that's earths problem
It’s either going to be Lilith, or Alastor, or worse, a human who wants to take over both heaven & Hell, and destroy the very concept of them both.
Like an Anti Christ?
Pretty much. I can see someone wanting to control both Heaven & Hells powers, just to want to destroy it. Something like pic related.
>Ganking ptoved effective on Adam
>Blackbeard takes over heaven and hell by ganking the major players off screen
If done right, this could be legitimately amazing. Especially with what we’ve seen work in the series. Shit, this might even make Satan appear.
Like the Frenzied Flame?
post yfw the final boss of HH is a neckbeard fedora atheist human who's seething at the existence of heaven and hell and somehow obtains the power to become a threat to both
So reddit and some of the posters from the other threads?
literally yes, he'd have the whole "ACKTCHUALLY" personality and everything
Man, they're insufferable in their "euphoric" attitudes.
He'd have to say "christcuck" constantly while jerking off to his crush getting railed by nigs.
God is nowhere to be seen so him making a big deal out of "GOD ISN'T REAL" would be interesting
also if atheist guy died and became a spaghetti monster in hell it would unironically be the first instance of that joke ever being funny
>he's a spaghetti monster because of all the pocket spaghetti he spilled in life
I kind of want an off-shot episode at least in Helluva where a human and a girl from hell like a sinner or imp fall in love and focus is on romance
there was a guy like that in helluva boss, and he had the lowest power level possible. Also very uncharismatic, I seriously doubt anybody would allow for this character to become anybody important.
Root is the endgame villain. I see u don't read leaks.
Nta but source of the leaks?
Who the frick is Root?
Some character Viv built up in talks about in plans about the series. She is supposed to be a form of evil itself from the apple/tree of knowledge or something.
IE the root of all evil? lmao
Yea. Roots, trees, and all that. I think she had graffiti in ep 1 on the extermination countdown tower
she is the root of all knowledge of good ad evil who chose to focus purely on evil instead, she was meat to be a balance ad sshe has a sister
>she is the root of all knowledge of good ad evil who chose to focus purely on evil instead, she was meat to be a balance ad sshe has a sister
Separating knowledge into good and evil like that would be so lame, instead of treating them as inseparably linked products of knowledge
based and Tao-pilled
not shitposting about how much they want to frick seraphim I guess.
Which Hazbin girl would frick Vergil, though?
The dude is genuinely good looking, motivated by power, and is able to take on demons & other out worldly shit easily. Pretty much any girl would love him. The demons LOVED Adam, calling him a bad boy.
Who would want to frick him the most, though? Angels, too?
If the DMC lore is anything to go by, someone who feels bad for him. Cherri Bomb would be denied, Sera would love him as a soldier, Emily would try her best to convert him but Vergil would just see her as another Dante
Vergil and Emily sounds like it would be hilarious.
It would create amazing shenanigans for sure. Especially since Vergil can’t stand his brothers antics, but in DMCV, he’s slowly learning to appreciate them.
Emily being all sunshine and rainbows to Vergil's power autism would be great. He'd probably hate how lovey-dovey she gets.
What about Charlie?
Velvette.
>He's stylish
>Powerful
>Easily Overlord material
>His name starts with V
Vergil would be the fourth V
that's moronic
Niffty for sure.
Does it matter? He's avoiding child support either way. The real question is, which one wouldn't let him get away with it.
Pretty much all of em that arent already in a relationship would be dtf him. They'd probably even ignore his power autism wall.
As for who would actually have the best shot of actually working out? Hard to say. We dont know how the frick that one broad in DMC4 managed to do it, but best shot would probably be one of the heaven girls
I think it's Lute or Emily.
she was meant to be both, but just chose evil instead of the balance she was meant to represent.
The root all of all evil. It's teased when Charlie talks about how evil took over the world in Ep 1.
>Idea of Evil
We Berserk now.
>rips off arm to save a loved one but it's in vain
>sees loved one get penetrated in front of their eyes
>wants nothing more than to kill and torture demons
bros, lute is literally guts
an elf commander from a series of books that has been fricked over by an horrid movie adaptation
bring in the 4 horsemen wouldn't they be like world ending stuff for both sides ?
They're Earth's problem
i would love to see how viv fricks up the 4 horsemen
Purgatory invades.
yahweh
Big dick energy.
The dickmaster is gone
But nature abhors a power vacuum
I'm just pissed fricking niffty of all people killed him. They did that dumb shit where the villain is giving his "you cant beat me, im better than you!" Speech and then they do that dumb shit where the kid pulls a lever or pushes a button that takes the villain out for good.
it's kinda funny a 1950s housewife killed the sexist guy
Would Nifty freak out when Adam shows up with the hole in his chest, acting completely fine?
depends on how clean he looks, i guess.
Emily my beloved
I want to mate with Emily so badly, bros! She is super cute!
UUUUUUUOOOOOOOH! Angel feet! Sweaty angel feet erotic!
I have never been attracted to a e-girl character, but this brown little cutie is making me wanna do things.
Right? Emily is just too good. I want to corrupt her so badly!
I think its her bubbly valley girl energy. You can't help but get turned on by a girl who giggles and jumps every time she sees you and acts like you literally shit rainbows.
Right? Just imagine how fun dates with her would be. Probably to the karaoke and to play sports or to the zoo since she seems like a very energetic and bubbly girl. Probably not one to enjoy coffee dates that much because she can't keep still, and would be a little exhausting for the average non Cinemaphile anon.
How many dates before taking Emily to the love hotel?
Are they right?
I don't know because I don't watch Youtube fanfiction shit
If you watched Hazbin Hotel than yeah ya did.
No one watched the first season on Youtube, anon.
Probably not
>sonic for hire
never heard of it :^)
>sonic fans acting like their opinion matters
Sonic for hire was really good tho
It was ruined when they brought it back.
Not hard to do
Pumping Lute then dumping her when she says she's in love with you!
Go to bed, Vergil.
But he's for Emily.
Glad he isn't dead and he earned it only one taking Charlies plan seriously, bullied by Alastar, looked down on by the V's.
Okay so
Genuinely
What the frick happens to him if he dies? By the own rules of the show, no demon can kill him without an angelic weapon. So he's just stuck in hell being fricked and shipped with every hellhound
Did they get sent to hell?
I though they were stuck on earth?
Charlie has fallen madly in love with you and Lucifer is forcing you to marry her. How do you escape?
>First I whip it out! Then I thrust it! With great force! Every angle...! It penetrates! Until...! With great strength! I... ram it in! In the end... we are all satisfied... And you are set free...!
Wait
Waaaaait
Waaaaaaeieieieiaaaat
you motherfricker,
I challenge you to a rock off.
Give us one chance to knock your socks off.
She gonna make you her sex slave.
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise.
I run as fast as I can.
No fricking ideea what it says but its probably shipping
If I had to guess either them trying to help Charlie on the Heaven side or Pentious and Emily taking on Charlie and Vaggie's roles (only better)
you know that Google lens has been a thing for a while now, right?
I want to have sex with Emily then ghost her afterwards so I can motivate myself to gain more power.
why is every post about wanting to frick the seraphim women authored by vergil. When did that happen he fricked a human chick once
Where does that leave Dante and Nero?
It's actually reboot Sparda.
Fapping to her is gonna be awkward for me. She has the same name as my sister.
i mean, you can just not jerk off to her you know
Emily is the sweetest name
Well, it probably helps that she legally changed her name name to sound more Black person-ish (we are mixed-race but primarily Asian/Caucasian with a smidge of Northern African ancestry in our family and she latched onto the latter like a hipster to music by an obscure band/artist).
However, I never refer to her by her new name because it makes me cringe just imagining myself saying it.
What is her new name? I just love how Emily rings.
Sorry, I'll keep that to myself to avoid doxxing her. I'll just say it sounds a lot like one of those exotic Afro-American names like Latifa or Moesha.
>can't fap cause my sister has a the same basic b***h name
homie really? I could understand if her name had a unique spelling and Emily had the same, but the name Emily has been around forever.
Same but with this guy. Count yourself lucky that at least Emily isn’t a confirmed canon horny pervert.
chazwick is a real name?
>Sera can we please keep him
> He a snake, two dicks and friends with Charlie
I think a better ending would have been snakeboi appearing in Heaven at the same time Adam appears in Hell.
>at the same time Adam appears in Hell.
Another stupid Anon who didn’t understand that Adam died to bring his children to heaven.
I think it would be funny if resurrected Adam and the real Lilith meet up again and make Lucifer stay with Eve.
shouldn't he go back to what he looked like when he was alive but with wings and a halo because that how the people of Heaven should've looked like in Hazbin Hotel while everyone in Hell are just cursed with the forms they take after they die that they are almost a mere shadow of they're former self.
Being a snake is simply better
Looks like your expectations were SUBVERTED.
Snake is already peak performance
Some of the angels or heaven citizens look somewhat demonic so I think it doesn't matter if he's a literal snake with holy motifs.
seraphim already are kind of serpentine in biblical lore + angel dust's sister is still a spider
Winners are still impacted by the sins they’ve committed on Earth and Hell to be more inhuman. Which is why Adam is the only person in this show that has a completely normal human appearance without missing ears, horns, evil eyes, and razor sharp teeth. Because Adam never fallen.
This and Alastor losing his fight were my favorite things about the episode
>Angel's despite creating humans have no actual control over how they end up in Heaven
Why even bother mentioning that in the first place. Seems like the Angel's can't actually DO anything. Just have God be the one pulling the strings in the first place.
>Just have God be the one pulling the strings in the first place.
So Adam?
Sera is more of a God in this universe than Adam is.
Sera doesn’t know anything.
>He is going to have sex with EVERYONE IN HEAVEN!
He's gonna wait for Cherri to redeem herself and become a proper married couple, like Charlie thought him
It’s even more romantic if he moves back to Hell for her.
Nah one bawd's not worth that
Adamschizos are going to be the most annoying thing in these threads for the next few years
Guess what, anon.
And everything about Adam will come true.
Only theory that has a shot at being right is we'll get sinner Adam since Viv was liking fanart of it
If we get Sinner Adam, the series fricking dies and nothing is functioning.
It becomes an aimless fanfic that lost the importance of Adam’s death in S1 to appeal to dumb homosexuals. To imply that Adam is lower than literal fricking demons that destroyed his life and his future in their selfishness.
The point of Adam is that he was the pure lamb to save his children.
shut up
Adam going to hell would be appropriate and poetic. He looks down on sinners and refuses to empathize with them. Becoming one would punish him for his hubris and cruelty, as well as give him a new much-needed perspective on life.
No. We know from the show that everyone in hell is literally evil, selfish, cruel, cannibalistic, and unstable.
Adam actually allowed the the sinners to be the born in the first place because of his love for them and Eve, before he was eventually taken to heaven and entered its doors… as the ONLY HUMAN THERE. Do you understand how dark that is????
The people who are actually irresponsible dicks that have hubris and cruelty over the sinners (99% of humanity) is Lucifer, Lilith, and Eve.
But because Adam is good, he ironically cannot tend to them or make Hell a good place for them. Lucifer and Lilith literally enabled Adam’s children to perform their worst and disgusting desires, make stupidly abusive soul contracts on each other, and do whatever evils they think of on each other and broadcast it as “entertainment”.
Adam is rightfully angry and depressed with any sinner in Hell, who was right to destroy them, yet he still wanted to save them.
Whatever truly good sinner was killed in the exterminations would be in Heaven after Adam’s sacrifice. So don’t you dare say he is wrong when his ways are much higher than your ways. You absolutely egotistical buffoon.
Are you practicing for debate club or something here?
No. But you certainly lose like the evil parasite you are.
You constantly seek for excuses and “understandings” when this show has an entire district for cannibalism. The sinners are deprived and evil. They deserve their horrifying slaughters from the only two good parents they have (Adam and Lute) that make them regret being evil pieces of scum that abuse and exploit 24/7 anyone they can for an entire year before hiding away from daddy Adam on a single day.
>he was eventually taken to heaven and entered its doors… as the ONLY HUMAN THERE.
Headcanon btw
what happen to his wife? she repented. isn't that enough to not go to hell?
No. Eve become evil incarnate in this show. And repentance doesn’t work yet because Adam hasn’t paid the price for sin yet till S1 episode 8.
>he was eventually taken to heaven and entered its doors… as the ONLY HUMAN THERE
Nah, his son Abel would have been there since Cain slew him while Adam and Eve were still around AND Abel was the GOOD son.
Sera stated that Adam was the first human to enter Heaven. We don't know what happened to Abel, Cain or Seth, but Abel is especially weird since he was the first human to die.
Unless he went to Hell because he fricked his sister or something.
>he was eventually taken to heaven and entered its doors… as the ONLY HUMAN THERE
quote "well, he WAS the first human soul in heaven" end quote from the highest ranking angelic being we've seen
Yeah. And Adam had to be in heaven for the first time when he was 900 years old. Several generations and not one came to it but him.
i don't know what you're arguing but adam in hazbin hotel is an butthole that literally named one of his angels after a vegana, i really doubt he's as moral in the show as you think he is
He named Vaggie after “the best thing ever” but he never mocks her name. What Lucifer said to Adam about his wives was absolutely evil.
>adam was created to frick and by god that's all he know how to do
he never ate the fruit in this show so he doesn't have the ability to distinguish good from evil
it's like when you're a little kid playing pokemon and you name your charizard BLASTMASTER or something silly like that. he's innocent
>yet he still wanted to save them.
Also headcanon
Frickin schizo, stop posting your schizo theories in every Hazbin thread.
First thing with Vox masks and now this
tl;dr.
Adam is judgemental so him being condemned to Hell himself simply makes sense.
Adam is literally right about Lucifer and his children. But in the end, all he wanted was for his kids to come back to him. That’s why he is so angry.
>But in the end, all he wanted was for his kids to come back to him.
he kept killing his kids by hundreds without a second thought lmao
Because it is their time of judgement and he did alert them way ahead of time about it. And when he puts them down; the good sinners will be resurrected under his sacrifice.
Lucifer never told Adam ahead of time of the fruit and destroyed Adam’s Eve and family with it.
>And when he puts them down; the good sinners will be resurrected under his sacrifice.
name one (1) scene where Adam acknowledges it lol
Ignore him. He’s the resident schizo that spams that shit constantly in every Hazbin thread
“I’m $&$&&$$ Adam!
I’m the &@$&$&& man, and you’re [Lucifer] just some $@&&&@ clown or something.
I started everything on Earth.
All of mankind came from these $@&$$$ nuts.
You all should be worshipping me (as your true father), you ungrateful, disgusting &@$&&$ losers!”
Adam wants his children to come back to him. And you cannot counter this at all. And you cannot go against the outcome.
Can you just shut up for once? You're like gnosticanons of that "N is evil" anon from the MD threads but at least they don't spam their headcanons that overestimates Vivs writing skills every5 seconds
>overestimates
the shit he spams is leagues worse she could ever do
That would depend on if cruel angels can go to Hell after dying the same way redeemed sinners can go to Heaven after their second dead.
Would be fitting but that would imply all the other angels who fell would be with him.
Adam is a redeemed sinner, it would make absolutely no sense for him to go to hell.
>but he's a douche
Doesn't matter. If St. Peter can say frick then I highly doubt Adam was that hated in heaven. Everyone seemed to be cool with him and even he tells Lute to calm down after she gets murder horny.
> Adam is a redeemed sinner
No. He was always a perfect winner that never knew sin. That’s part of the tragedy of the character and why only he was the perfect lamb.
That could be true. They never explained what happened to Adam after he died or dealt with Eve.
So if people in heaven can also be reincarnated down in hell if they sin, then we've basically got a Buddhist system going on here
I’m glad he got into heaven, but rip poor Dazzle, since he was hell spawn and slain by angelic sword he’s just dead forever.
Lucifer deserves to lose more of his prize creations and you know it.
I wish Lucifer was my daddy
why didnt he turn back into a human?
he died in 1800s. maybe he forgot what he used to look like.
Because aside from Adam, all of heaven is populated by furries.
Emily is fricking amazing. I want to mate with her! Also I need to lick her butthole
Gotta say I didn’t expect Adam of all characters to attract the most schizos
literally no one expected Adam to literally do a messiah and die for the sins of sinners. Viv written it that way.
>die for the sins of sinners
He got stabbed in the back while he was having a ego-driven meltdown, not exactly messiah material.
No. He was trying to get the sinners to kill him or else it doesn’t work. Why are you so slow to this?
seems to be one schizo posting in all the hazbin threads
It seems more like he's just trolling for (you)s
Alex Brightman's characters have an irresistible rizz. Why do you think everyone likes Pentious so much?
It's funny how he can go in-between douchebag rizz and awkward "I wanna get to know you" rizz
>people using "rizz" on Cinemaphile unironically
It's so fricking over
tiktok is a curse. at least they aren't diagnosing each other with autism.
>at least they aren't diagnosing each other with autism.
yet
>Average day at the hotel, the gang is chilling about and doing nothing.
>A bright white light suddenly appears, as every single cast member stares in horror at whatever is emerging.
>Picrel emerges, not bothering to conceal his power, as everyone feels the presence of something that could smite the entire Pride ring with a flick of a hand.
>Nobody knows what to do, everyone is either panicking or shitting their pants, Charlie is desperately trying to call Lucifer, Alastor is cowering in a corner, its utter chaos.
"So you are the guys that fought of an entire band of Exterminators? Impressive. However, let me show what it really means to go against Heaven."
Get out of here Gaberiel.
Some old lady just slipped in her shower and is dying, you need to go watch that or whatever it is you do.
Micheal only coming to annoy his brother, and grandkid
>ai slop
Fat and unlovable
What happens if you die in heaven?
Has it ever happened?
you get a free blowjob that revives you
but not if you die on purpose (so that people don't exploit it)
What even is the point of Alastor? He tried to fight Adam and the little shit couldn't do a thing to him. He was so hyped for nothing.
He's still got that favor from Charlie. I think what's more important is what he'll scheme rather than how hard he can punch people
I hope it really counts and doesn't come out as "he wanted the favor for evil but now he fights for good"
To worm his way into Charlie's inner circle and destroy it from the inside. Because while he couldn't fight Adam, Charlie will be far easier.
I think hes going to be the final boss tbh
at least in terms of 'can you actually redeem this c**t'
>I think hes going to be the final boss tbh
this guy is the biggest enigma to me, Im not sure if he is for, or against charlie just yet. They will have a quarrel, but apart from that, nothing is certain.
Alastor beating Adam wouldn't have made any damn sense.
Not beat but at least do some damage
I still don't understand why he didn't use any angelic weapons.
because he wanted Charlie to give the killing blow on Adam
he's such a demon, maybe he can't even wield them
The point of that fight was to show that Alastor really thought he was more powerful than he was. He didn't realize being one of the most powerful demons in the pride ring doesn't mean he can take on an actual angel.
but also Alastor got so many clean hits in that if he had just grabbed a few angelic daggers he could have easily won. He was throwing Adam around for a bit. If he didn't suffer from his own hubris, he could have just slammed Adam into an angelic blade.
A shame for him really, but I really liked the fight. I wonder if he got something else besides shadow tendrils as weapon
>Adam makes a phone call to the Big G
>Humanoid figure with a Trinity icon for head picks up and panics "Son is calling. Son is calling?!"
>hey dad I need you to come pick me up I don't know where the frick I am
Imagine how he could easily tickle them with his snake tail. Its like having a built in feather.
Someone call Michael to kick his ass
What do you guys think Jesus looks like in the Hazbinverse?
I can't help but picture him as a New Age Retro Hippy
Actually the schizo Adam anon might be on to something. Like how there are *tear stains* on Adam's list which might indicate he was crying when writing down these rules. He knew he was going to die for the sinners of Hell.
Bro I think that papers just supposed to be dirty
Do you think Adam wrote Rule 2 based on Lucifer taking away his wives and kids from him?
Those are grease stains from fried food.
I wonder if the random “S” stands for savior.
I actually thought these are Emily's or Charlie's tears. No idea why people put it on Adam for some reason
Just how energetic is Emily?
I think he was just sweating trying to think of answers lmao get the frick out of here with that Rebecca Sugar shit
Are you the same guy?
Yes,in fact, every post in this thread besides yours have been made by me.
these are obviously cum stains
so how much snussy do we reckon P will get in heaven?
Will Pentious bang emily?
I'm so jealous, Emily is the best angel.
I want Emily to take a trip to Hell and discover how outrageous their parties are
Hell is not ready for a being of Emily's caliber!
This seems awfully familiar...
>brings a demon STD to heaven and causes a plague
>Emily gets STDs
Good, moron deserves it
>JOBastor is "aroace" because he's accepted that he'll always be a permavirgin
>barely puts up a fight against CHADam
>CHADam calls him a b***h among other insults
>JOBastor runs away and has a mental breakdown
>ENTER sir REPENTIOUS
>kisses his crush and is liked back
>dies a glorious death in battle
>even CHADam admits that him firing at him "could have been bad"
>he's redeemed and gets to spend eternity in heaven
yeah, i'm thinking the winner is obvious here
I love how this guy who was supposed to be just a one off joke character ended up being super popular and ends up the first guy the hotel succeeds with.
also best jokes and great character design.
>Charlie and co. grieve Sir Pentious and hang a painting in the hotel in his honor
>they don't grieve Alastor even though they thought he died fighting Adam
It's too obvious
This doesn’t even take into account that Adam would love Sir Pentious in Heaven while Aliester is going to willingly stay with Lilith in hell forever.
I hate how they never did any explanation about his hat, it's clearly alive but I guess it's apart of his anatomy in someway? that's why it's there in heaven with him I guess
>the hat went to heaven along with him
Adam and Lute are “the wall” of HH.
>Season 1 - Adam defeats sin under his selfless sinless death
>Season 2 - Prediction: The more vulnerable Lute is alone and is trailed with temptations and manipulations that cause Adam to lose his wives x and put the world into peril. The resurrected Adam meets up with her and they kiss.
2 straight pairings would be too much for this show
>people thought altruist was Alastor's last name
I know, they're quite moronic.
There's no way people actually literally thought "Alastor Altruist" was his full real name. lol
less dumb than 'angel dust' or 'vaggie'
he filled the Orangusnake shaped hole in my heart and I really hope he gets more action in season 2
These two need to meet.
Buff Vaggie
But can she get BUFFER?
His eggboys weren’t redeemed.
Why isn’t God shown whatsoever in this show? Why is the very most of heaven shown just a council of seemingly incompetent angels?
Adam in this show never fallen, so he is intended by God to be the king and the father for sinners/winners. He also has more knowledge of the divine system/secrets than Sera and the Seraphim.
God is transcendent. He rules creation through intermediaries. The traditional explanation for why Angels ever rebelled in the first place is that even they weren't completely sure God really existed and Lucifers rebellion was basically him just saying "Hey God probably doesn't even exist so lets run this shit ourselves" and he got smacked down for it
>The traditional explanation for why Angels ever rebelled in the first place is that even they weren't completely sure God really existed and Lucifers rebellion was basically him just saying "Hey God probably doesn't even exist so lets run this shit ourselves" and he got smacked down for it
It is almost like the story is more about humans and their need for God and what happens when humans reject the divine
>It is almost like the story is more about humans and their need for God and what happens when humans reject the divine
Yes. Lucifer proper isn't some being of malevolent pure evil, he's just an edgy atheist who thinks he knows better and ends up getting the results of that
Hilariously, that’s kinda how he is like HH. Because even though Lucifer is more like a grounded person, you get the vibe that he does belongs to hell with how he acts and behaves ridiculously selfishly, begging about stealing Adam’s wives, and not sticking it against corruption and corruptive people like the Vees. Lucifer instead created and enabled pure evil.
So Adam dying in seventh year of the exterminations is an implication of God’s divine plan and presence.
What if Adam is the only begotten Son of God in this show because he never fallen, so he always communicates to the father.
Viv herself stated she dont know how to write authority, literally she dont know how to make a serious character.
lets face i think its for the best.
she would make God just evil or too neutral character who dont intervene
>she would make God just evil or too neutral character who dont intervene
Well god tends to be a troll too, anon
>He ask Abraham to kill his son
Funniest shit I've ever seen
>check HH wiki cause why not
>see this on Adam’s page
Big oof
any source on this
it feels real
i just need confirmation
>What if your Mom or Dad was in Heaven?
>What do you wear in heaven?
Why isn't everyone naked? This is MY heaven too right? I want everyone nakey.
Seems like Alastor got ahead of him
who's that artist?
We can all agree that Adam is the best right?
>best songs
>fun
>funny
>based
>actually strong(beat the shit of Alastor)
>has a cute underling in Lute
He’s also best dad.
>has a daughter who's hands are inside of Luci's hell spawn pants
I NEED to creampie Nifty
Are artists doing fanart of her or they think she's """""child coded"""""?
>child coded
She wore dominatrix gear in one episode I don't think anyone will think she's child-coded
such naivete
Metatron bros we're going to win next season.
So is Hazbin and Helluva still in the same universe or not?
Hazbin takes place in Sinner city, Helluva is the entire Pride Ring
One of Charlie's goats just died and they're still happy...
>Sir Pentious LITERALLY sexually assaulted a woman in the final episode and everyone was fine with it
???
>a kiss is a sexual assault
Let me guess, twitter?
She was 100% into it
some deranged women like that kind of thing.
Rest In Power King!
Also Carl Weathers just died.
>I PROMISE, ILL FIGURE OUT A WAY TO HELP YOU!
>is literally just sitting on her ass during the execution
what did she mean by this?
>woman in a position of power
>does nothing
what is Viv trying to tell us, bros????
I think Emily was told the truth by Adam, so she was anticipating the solemn news of his death; since the winners would be devastated even if they were horrified by his actions.
Agreed, I wonder if that's yet another plotline that Viv had to rush so we didn't get a satisfying conclusion. I still want fallen Emily and worshiping her cute feet!
Or Emily is the flashback plot device to reveal the truth about Adam.
I hope she becomes relevant again
I believe Emily will have a sub plot on season 2 about showing heavens to pentious but them many of the angels will dislike pentious, threatening him becausr they believe pentious does not belongs to heavens, this will open Emily eyes to everything wrong on heavens
If Heaven does that to Pentious, oh boy Adam and Lute is going to be very very very mean to them.
He is their child now.
I definitely want some cute bullying of the snek as he tries to fit in.
>"Please?"
>"No."
>"Please?"
>"No."
>"Please!"
>"Yes."
>"REALLY!?"
>"No."
Do you think sir pent will find true love in heaven or will he go back to hell for cherri?
Knowing Viv's style of writing it'll most likely be
>Sir Pentious finds a nice heaven chick to date
>Cherri finds out somehow and gets jealous immediately
>love triangle bullshit
>mid Season 2 eventually ends with Pent leaving the heaven chick for Cherri
>dip and kiss
>Heaven chick comes back for vengeance in S2 finale
I love how you can see this coming from the total...zero bullshit love triangle plotlines Viv has done.
yeah the characters in this show pair off like pigeons.
I'm also seeing Saint Pentious.
Post >yfw Sir Pentious slowly changes from his snake form to the homogenised "angel" form over the course of season 2.
Listening to More Than Anything on repeat ever since the reprisal. I'm fricking kneeling Viv.
Last post for Sir Pentious!