Give her a break, she's working like twenty different jobs. You'd rather she give birth to a child that she would inevitably neglect and leave to turn feral?
Admittedly, she's only working those jobs to fund her ridiculously ostentatious lifestyle with jetskis and tiaras.
It's not mandatory anymore. Two generations ago you had to them to survive old age, now having kids is optional. Some do them cause they feel bored in their life.
People say this meme but Ryan gosling is most likely gay af.
His awkward sensibilities on screen. His meekish facial features. The fact that he got raped as a kid by execs at the Mickey Mouse Club. The fact that no one gets far in Hollywood without being a homo
There's no place to buy his outfit. I got quotes from tailors and it's over $2500, and that doesn't include the roller blades. I'm going to have to sell my car for this outfit.
Wrong. You are no longer him
he's literally me
Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids? Why aren't they married?
no genitals
Give her a break, she's working like twenty different jobs. You'd rather she give birth to a child that she would inevitably neglect and leave to turn feral?
Admittedly, she's only working those jobs to fund her ridiculously ostentatious lifestyle with jetskis and tiaras.
They're so smooth
It's not mandatory anymore. Two generations ago you had to them to survive old age, now having kids is optional. Some do them cause they feel bored in their life.
Ken got a vasectomy and Barbie has had 6 abortions.
Pure cohencidence
Mattel doesnt want to explain where babies come from
After 6 months of college Barbie refuses to have white children
Shell get preggo in the sequel tho
this is going to be a tough transformation... but I'll do it for the goose
>a closeted transwoman who wants to be like Barbie
He is literally and unironically just like me.
>Takes off pants
>Perfectly smooth
>goose starring in pozzed garbage
no... NO.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
why has no one assaulted them yet
new persona will drop on the 22nd anon
He's even closer to me now
People say this meme but Ryan gosling is most likely gay af.
His awkward sensibilities on screen. His meekish facial features. The fact that he got raped as a kid by execs at the Mickey Mouse Club. The fact that no one gets far in Hollywood without being a homo
I'll have you know I'm straight as an arrow, and no one diddled me.
sorry for slandering you, Goose
He's definitely me now though
whats that movie about?
There's no place to buy his outfit. I got quotes from tailors and it's over $2500, and that doesn't include the roller blades. I'm going to have to sell my car for this outfit.
shes ugly and hollywood keeps casting her in things.
Now he is truly literally me
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