HE IS TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE!

HE IS TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE!

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars is a mind virus

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    more like mace dindu

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mace Window

      Star Wars is a mind virus

      Why

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No senate? No courts? What kind of due process is this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's just been revoked!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      LIKE A RAT IN A TRAP GENTLEMEN!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No senate?
      you just posted a picture of the senate

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saved the Republic and they indicted me!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just needs to move his arm one inch forward and his melty glowstick will cut clean through
      >nope, gotta do my whirlwind double axe handle attack and leave myself open
      >oh nooooo lightning

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sheev did nothing wrong.
      >steps in as Supreme Chancellor
      >does a fine job
      >Windu shows up one day and tries to murder him with no proof of any wrongdoing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kind of wild when Sheev went in front of the presses and said that the supreme chancellor can order his political rivals assassinated and suffer no consequence under the rule of law.
        Makes me kind of worried about where the republic is going, guys.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ONE GUY? NO CONTINUES?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    did they really have to give the black jedi a purple lightsaber?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      only because they couldn't work out how to make it zebra print

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ironically it was sam himself who wanted it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ironically it was sam himself who wanted it

      This. Sam begged Lucas for a purple saber. He said one of the reasons was that he wanted to be able to find himself easily in the big wide arena fight scenes.
      In the context of the Star Wars universe, nobody gives a shit about skin color. The only “racism” is interspecies. So it’s not a “black” thing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but arent all the black people from a planet of black people?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t remember ever reading anything about that.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're thinking of Elder Scrolls

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t remember ever reading anything about that.

          You're thinking of Elder Scrolls

          first anon got it right, in legends mace is from a group of people called the korunni. they're basically space africans.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I remember the village shaman from that book. Alb Sharptinaros

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >In the context of the Star Wars universe, nobody gives a shit about skin color.
        tell that to the artists

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          An actual racist couldn't draw this even if he tried

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t get it. all I see is a black man

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I CAN FEEL THE FORCE OVERTAKING ME
          >IT IS A GOOD PAIN

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should have just cut off his hands. He can't do anything major without it, and if he was proven innocent, just give him some sick robot hands.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Palp was the good guy.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    and he was right

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Jedi really should have tried to handle it legally instead of just murdering someone the public would have thought was the guy who just ended a massive war. But I guess that was the point George was going for

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should have warned THEIR OWN FRICKING PEOPLE what they were doing.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >scene ruined by Jackson's horrible acting
    He does this in every movie.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What legal authority did the Jedi have for arresting Sheev? They were essentially arresting him for his religion.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sheev was avoiding taxes by hiding his assets in the outer rim while listing them as destroyed or lost during the battle and reconstruction efforts on Naboo.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should have brought in legislation to impeach. This is no way to treat a head of state.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      presumably treason given he was masterminding the entire devastating war engulfing the galaxy

      >thousands of planets, trillions of people in a """"democratic"""" "union"
      >no standing army, just a bunch of religious freaks on contract as keepers of peace

      unironically don't think about it
      so, so much in the star wars universe only makes sense because no one has tried explaining it, the republic depending on the writer is either a full fledged government or a loose confederation
      like think about the fact some planets have elections while others are monarchies/oligarchies appointing senators, all while corporations unironically get seats as well

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Were the Gunkan insurrection and Anakin getting found on Tattoine part of his plan? Both events from TPM seem to be out of his scheming and yet play into his path perfectly.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, he force banged Anakin's mom

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just watched this scene for the first time (never cared about the franchise), do people unironically watch and enjoy these campy b movies? what a waste of time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, the prequels are notoriously bad movies and not in a funny bad still entertaining way.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's been a resurgence of appreciation for them fueled primarily by nostalgia and contrarianism, though the sequels were so bad they made Lucas look like a genius. expect a similar revival of appreciation for the ST in 10-15 years.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not gonna happen.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you have no idea how far star wars has yet to fall.. garbage like mando S3, obi-wan, ahsoka, they all point to something much worse to come.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, the prequels are notoriously bad movies and not in a funny bad still entertaining way.

      Not gonna happen.

      >assblasted sequelgay makes shitty post, then samegay responds
      The prequels are awesome. The plinkett reviews are only liked by homosexuals like (You).

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make up your fricking mind.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    correct

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thousands of planets, trillions of people in a """"democratic"""" "union"
    >no standing army, just a bunch of religious freaks on contract as keepers of peace

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anakin slaughtered an entire classroom of five year olds and…nobody cared. Never brought up again. Gets to have his redemption without it even being mentioned

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel embarrassed it took me over 20 years to realize how bad PT was. I really loved it as a kid.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sheev: Anakin please, I am so helpless, I cannot even clean myself up after a bowel movement, so feeble are these old man’s hands.

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