He just didn't have sex for half his life. Did it need to be a full feature film?
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He just didn't have sex for half his life. Did it need to be a full feature film?
He just didn't have sex for half his life. Did it need to be a full feature film?
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yes anon most people have sex when they're 12
I’m sorry to hear about unfortunate encounter with your uncle, anon
Not my uncle, but I was like 9 and my cousin was 17. Whenever she babysat me we watched movies together, and she used to make me play this game where I had to lie down and she'd climb on top and try to tickle me, but the twist was that she "wasnt allowed to use her hands".
She invented this game and basically would dry-hump me for like 10-15 minutes at a time.
She'd be there hard grinding against my confused boner and heavy breathing, making noises and the whole time I'd be smiling like an idiot because I thought I was winning.
Why are female pedos just accepted by society?
they get punished same as men.
giwtwm
nice
Me this year in september.
You were born in 84? Another old person on Cinemaphile with me
We ought to stick together, man. These shitbird zoomies don't even know what a cablebox is.
Oldgay, we grew up on CN, Nickelodeon, and Disney Channel. We're the last generation to grow up with cable.
Is it as kino as people say it is? It's a massive influence on anime.
>and disney channel
outed yourself
How so? Talk to any zoomer about what they watched on cable as a kid and boys will always at some point bring up Phineas and Ferb and the girls will bring up all the shitty Disney sitcoms.
best film from that year was Streets of Fire
Dafoe with Rick Moranis, that's interesting
Yes. It's a wonderfully underrated film. Japan references it all the time, however. Even the aesthetic in Akira or Bubblegum Crisis seems to call back to it.
I have the book. Any good?
The only half of your life that matters is the first half.
You must understand that to normies, not having sex is worse than being a violent criminal
There is something about incels that makes normies shudder
You may be joking but that is genuinely true.
Still not interested in watching this despite the constant shilling
Ive lucked out and averaged at least once every four years since i was 18
Finding someone that actually wants me is hard
Don't even try anymore cause why bother when it's uselesa
Getting older and have just accepted i'll die sexless and alone
Time for more booze
aw yea
didnt watch it cause no kids cause no gf/wife cause not good enough
Someone pretend they'll hold me, but only in spirit
>Time for more booze
Dont go that route man. After 15+ years of constant boozing ive been sober for a few months and my life has generally done a 180. The clarity, energy and motivation I have now, even just for basic things, makes day to day so much better.
I used to never leave the house, be depressed or paranoid and generally felt like shit constantly.
Not drinking left a giant hole in my day to actually do stuff and touch grass and had the energy to do it.
Ah, it's cool, Anon. Thanks tho. It's just i have some left over from before and got into it. Gonna eat and finish off the rest starting in aboot a half hour
Okay dad chill
>I used to never leave the house, be depressed or paranoid and generally felt like shit constantly
I feel that way when I'm sober, drinking and eating at least makes me not miserable
i've been drinking heavily for about 6-7 years and in the last year, i've been losing control of my bladder and bowels and shitting/pissing my pants regularly. those wash out better than the puke though, i keep buckets around my shack so i stopped puking on stainable items and have handy buckets to use. i expect to die within 2 years.
>decide to listen to moot's last Q&A again
>get weirdly upset when he mentions he's not a wizard
You cannot have that much influence and never have sex. It's impossible.
wtf I hate moot now?
Who?
I was jacked in my teens and early 20's. By womens standards, ive been raped by several females. I was always super shy, way too scared of getting rejected. They would just drag me into a room at a party while i was drunk and frick me. The partying caught up to me and I got fat.
Havent touched a woman in 10 years.
Recently started lifting again and want to lose 40ish pounds for a wedding at the end of april.
Maybe i can score later this year, ive been forcing myself to go out more, its done a lot for my mental health and not eating like shit has given me energy i havent had since the old days.
its not over for me.
thank you for reading my blog
Same but I would literally get called a homosexual by women because I am way too awkward. 26 years old, born in 1998, 6'4" ottermode 8/10 face and any other mind with my genetics would have had 10 different baby mamas by now. People don't believe me when I write about this but autism is the biggest determining factor if you have sex or not
As for the other stuff, it's hard for me to relate topeople cause for as long as i can remember, everyone's just tried to emulate the media they consumed and i don't know if i'm weird for not doing it or maybe i should've became what i watched and listened to like others did
I mean, it's fun to joke around and just say things..... but to actually...... feel orrrrr do a thing..... ummmmm
It's pussy right
Everything for pussy, no matter what
FRICK!!!
I forgot how to dude, dude
...
But so much effort and resource using up
....
More booze!!!
aw yea
Yeah, having game is a huge determining factor.
I worked with a guy for a long time who was 5'4" and was getting endless pussy. He always had crazy messages and nudes on his phone but I didnt believe him until I went out with him one night. He was just super forward with everything he was thinking. "Let me see your breasts and I'll show you something later" and theyd do it. Im off to the side like "what the frick? That works? With this guy?"
The alpha mindset is real, Ive never had it and likely never will.
Being short isn't as bad as people make it out to be. Was he good looking face wise because that's what's #1 for women trust me
Yeah he had a handsome face, but he was basically a 100lb midget ffs.
He is the embodiment of what pussies call "toxic masculinity". Changed my perspective completely. As other stats have pointed out, even in this very thread, women love that rapey shit. I dont get it man
he sounds like joe pesci what the frick anon
>le 5ft2 Indian janitor
Go back to r* with your made up bullshit bluepill garbage, Incel in denial.
They really start using the meme as an actual argument lmao.
OP, you didnt have to try to bring back your dying thread with quoting me of all anons.
Here, Ill help you, you sad homosexual
foid here, my worst rejection from a guy was probably 5'2. I tried so hard to get with him but he wasn't into me. I'm really into short guys, especially when they are confident. I think women, especially short women under 5'3, are fricking moronic when they NEED a guy who is over 6'0. It just feels like a fatty cope.
Listen to me anon, I was in your shoes and there’s hope. Just take under a gram of phenibut and it will cure your autism for 6 hours. I shit you not I was good looking but an autist and a virgin until 22, then I discovered this and have since banged 8 girls a year since then. Mostly tinder dates.
>phenibut
Sounds fricking great. What country are you in / where you get it?
People are just big teenagers until their mid 20s. Losing your virginity before the age of 25 is turbo normie territory. You never belonged in this thread.
this was a psyop to have more children
but it failed and normalized not having children
The whole character was a copy of Noel from Frasier
am i the only ugly older virgin? everyone else is some adonis gigachad tier model with a huge dick b-b-but
>mmmuuuhhh autism!!!
no, i am just ugly and average height. that's enough to die a virgin nowadays i don't have autism at all.
t. 31 year old kissless wizard
>decide to try dating app, even bought a 3 month membership
>set my standards super low
>women in their 30s
>didnt care if they had kids
>some of them were downright uggos
>0 matches
welp
>dating apps
I swore never to use em, but I'm wavering. I'm a 40yo virgin living with mommy tho and I think it would all be a waste of time. Like yeah, I could probably frick some 4/10 in a motel room if I lie a bunch, great. Not much human connection there, tho.
If you decide to use one, use a real one. Like eharmony or the like. My sister met her husband on eharmony.
Women only use the mobile apps to boost their confidence via how many desperates send them messages, im convinced they arent actually looking for anything else. Im also convinced 80% of the people on those apps are bots of catfish.
Once i cancelled my subscription I suddenly had 4 matches that I couldnt do shit with without a sub. Bumble btw.
I feel like media mixed with a life of being pampered for having a vegana has ruined most women. The 4/10s think theyre 8/10s. Theyve been told their whole life theyre gorgeous and surrounded by yesmen/yeswomen.
Couple that with the fact that internet dating is like shooting fish in a barrel for them, theyre all looking for prince charming.
I think youre right too, I have a good career and no debt and im boring as frick. Im not taking any of these b***hes to $200 dinners or $20k vacations
Tinder and the like are a direct scam. The algorithm can make it so that nobody ever sees your profile unless you buy the subscription as well
the more i learn about women, the more i think they don't date me because they're actually jealous that my life is so calm and innocent. they want MONEY, DRAMA, ACTION and all they're gonna get from me is homemade popcorn and reruns of Scooby-Doo. i hear the way they treat their kids as single mothers and i don't want any part of that. the ONLY reason i'd ever get with someone like that is to save her kids from her.
this is very true, and why even billionaires get robbed by their prostitute wives. we need AI to replace bioc**ts.
damn how ugly and boring are you that you couldn't even get a desperate 30 year old single mom
Raise your standards, unironically. Desperation is as bad as being ugly.
This is my online """""dating"""""" app experience too. If you're below average and shy as a man, this is pretty much the only way to potentially get a date. What am I supposed to do when 0 women are interested?
How old? i know its a meme but hit the gym brother. Get a haircut and buy some clothes. It took me 20 years to realize that women actually look at what kind of shoes youre wearing, they know the guy brands and judge them. If they go that hard, you gotta put some effort in
35. I can't really work out my upper body because of rheumatism I got as a teen. I can only keep in shape by running really. Yeah I guess I got to put some more thought into clothes and shit like that. I don't really dress like a slob but I haven't really spent that much time thinking about clothes
im 34 with rhetardism. buck the frick up Black person
get a motorcycle
Curry?
i'm white. incredibly british looking unfortunately.
Brits can look germanic, med, or slav, so that means nothing. I bet you're a rowan Atkinson looking muhfugga
i get compared to john oliver a lot.
john oliver has sex though
He gets the kevin nash special
he's also rich and famous. the loser broke version of john oliver doesn't have sex. ever.
Steve...
i wish i was that tall. at least i'd have one attractive trait. merchant gets laid plenty.
so what, youre still based for getting the reference without the need for a picture.
>only gets laid because of getting married
imagine spending money on vegana
>Rapport
lmao the frick is up with dudes trying to emulate their step dad's and hoping it'll get them b***hes
>Don't contact this number again
KEK
All the virgins ITT need to get an onahole. It feels identical to tight pussy, most women have loose or mid tier pussies and none of them have anything better than an onahole. Go to the eternal onahole thread on /jp/ for info. Also here's the reading list: the rational male by rollo tomassi, the manipulated man by esther villar, the game by neil strauss, the 48 laws of power by robert greene.
>get a quest 2 VR set
>get a cheap jerk offr off amazon for $50, they ship discretely, even the actual product box is just black with some discreet logo
Its the best "sex" ive ever had. No foreplay, no kissing, no b***hing. Every porn site has 4k VR videos now for free, its the best shit ive ever done.
And now id bet I could frick a b***h and get bored, itd be the best sex she will ever have.
Based
welcome friend
>Every porn site has 4k VR videos now for free, its the best shit ive ever done.
The best shit you've ever done was wear a porn helmet while a chinese machine jerked you off? kek
go through a divorce and get back to me on that. i'd let myself get beaten with sledgehammers if i could go back and undo that first date.
Grim
>must be circumscribed.
Might as well demand they are castrated too
i feel like she's eventually gonna get raped doing this. she wants employed only so she can sue them
This is not a typical hooker. You can get a good frick from someone better looking than her for $150
As an American, literally the only thing I’m truly jealous of that Europeans have is easily accessible cheap prostitutes.
I just wish we had ketchup chips in America. Canada hogs them all for themselves. I've quickly dated two Canadian girls just for the ketchup chips.
All this for a mid 6/10 white girl when I can pay 500-600 for an only fan girl to frick and suck me for 2 hours straight. A fool and his money and all that.
This b***h is insane, basically an art hoe with intense NPD, you can find a great escort, no bullshit for 300$ tops, 500$ for over the top service, no gay dates. Overseas you can frick a SEA girl and get ridiculously intense passionate sex for 150$.
why can't we just indiscriminately strangle women to death? why. it's not FRICKING FAIR
Unless that guy was trying to push some weird fetish shit, no, she's supposed to put out so long as you have the cash and make for the allotted time.
>supposed to
According to who?
According to their profession. A professional prostitute is supposed to frick you, at least do something sexual, but they just don't advertise it directly so as to skirt around the law.
They advertised you're paying for their time, not for sex. What's the issue?
>They advertised you're paying for their time
"Time" code word for sex.
And I'll admit, I missed the part about "not continuing out engagement after dinner" part, but man that's fricking rip off for 4 grand.
She's not a normal prostitute. You pay ridiculous overprice to maybe (read don't) have sex with her.
She might be a narcissistic butthole but any guy that pays her is moronic beyond saving.
bets on if she got shit on saud princes or their dogs?
I’m so glad to know women who are the exact opposite of this. And I feel bad for see prostitutes like this online and it’s thinks it’s normal.
I don't get it, there is an endless ocean of higher end "girlfriend experience" hookers who are more than happy to larp with you for 20% of what this flat b***h is charging, why stoop so low?
>guy live alone
>got a job who pay the bill, and his hobby
>good relation with his neightboor
>is happy in his life
>suddenly 2 israelites and a Black person put weird thought in him
>next thing you know he need to sell everything that bring him joy to please a old roastie mother of 2
Exactly. Why waste this life? Don't get me wrong, I'd like to have a kid before I die, but not in this climate. The world is insane and I'm just hanging onto my peace of mind. Boring and stable is far more evolutionarily fit than a SnapChat syphilis lifestyle. I'm sorta hoping things tank big time so that women just want peace for a while. That's a better climate to have children in. I may never live to see that.
God damn, we are kindred souls. Good luck to you anon. We will win in the end. If not, my nephews will inherit anything I have.
The same. I buy Blu-rays knowing that my niece and her future children will probably end up with them. It makes me happy.
Protip: old people attach way too much importance to their personal possessions. Most of that shit is either sold off in an estate sale or trashed. The family doesn't want all that stupid shit.
>I'm sorta hoping things tank big time so that women just want peace for a while
WWIII will have every woman eagerly turning into le trad housewife. They only want to be strong and equal during peacetime.
>I'd like to have a kid before I die, but not in this climate
Do you think Juan and Tyrone give a shit about "the climate"? We're getting bred out because hollywood has convinced us that you have to be a millionaire to even think about having kids. Meanwhile, you're paying taxes to support low-IQ birthrates.
>is happy in his life
he clearly wasn't. He was content but not happy.
He was, he litteraly got into a argument with her cause he didn't want to sell his thing
He was happy, you can see it in the first 5minutes of the film
many people on this site share the same lifestyle and they are miserable. It was his fault for not communicating that he wanted to keep his stuff. I'm pretty sure the woman made a comment on how so and so was worth tons of money and just said he should sell his stuff and he was too beta to say no.
The premise is just one part of a film, moron. It had to be made because some people wanted to make a movie. They picked that premise because it's what they came up with. I know your autism makes it hard for you to understand this. Guess your mother shouldn't have smoked all those ciggies during pregnancy.
damn you got him bro i dont think he's gonna get up from that one
Being a 40 y/o virgin is actually pretty insane even for anons
I'm going on 33 soon, anon. I still watch cartoons, build Lego sets, and attend Tuesday night D&D. Mormonism raised me for two decades without sex in any sense of the word, so I'll probably be lucky if I do before I die. It's not on my list of high priorities anyway.
Good luck brothers, I actually just dropped a girl home an hour ago after some good sexy time hehe
i'm 31 and a woman has just never flirted with me or shown any interest in me, never had a female friend, never had anyone say someone was interested in me. i know i'm ugly. is what it is.
women age even faster than us men. their loss if they're too vain to give anyone an chance
keep doing nothing and things will surely turn around for you!
i mean it doesn't matter. i'm not what women want physically. i got fit even, didn't help.
Same, It just ain’t in the cards for some of us, maybe in the next life we’ll be gigachads
I'm 38 and have never even been on a date. It's not hard to achieve this state. You just don't seek women out proactively and stay inside with your work or hobbies all the time. All my friends are married men, so nothing there either. I haven't seen another woman that wasn't family in two months, and they were a cashier I exchanged pleasantries with for maybe a minute. As an average guy or below it's not going to just come to you, you'd have to seek it out with confidence. If you can't or won't then it just is what it is and you do your best alone.
When it came out the concept was so bizarre and hilariously comical that someone could not have sex before 40.
Movie came out in 2005 right? It's been nearly 20 years, hypergamy is growing over time, the collapse is near......
Your free now.
>women refuse to touch my peepee
>the west has fallen
I'm more worried about the rise of syphilis, personally. Imagine finally getting laid, only to have it slowly kill you.
GOOD MORNING SIRS
Yeah there's no way anything bad could happen because of this, stfu.
Not even marriage is viable. And that's not including the 50% divorce rate with nearly all the divorces being initiated by women. And imagine how many marriages don't end in divorce but are miserable broken failed marriages that hold together for money or the kids sake or whatever.
What is the actual benefit for a man to marry anymore? Its commonplace for people to have children outside of marriage, even the religious dont give a shit anymore. Its not justifiable at all.
"Im bored with you anon, ill be taking your kids and all your shit and leave you to die LOL, Ill take my check now"
There is no point. The only winning move is not to play.
It's perverse how in the headline the not-doing of the important thing is blamed on those who would like to do the thing but aren't doing it, thus shifting blame onto them.
>would like to do it
>but do nothing to get it and expect it to just be handed to them
i mean when the majority of guys doing it early on literally do nothing but be tall or good looking do get it handed to them its hard to not get demoralized. as an older virgin, you just have to accept that 99% of women have had a chad's cum inside and on them by hs/college simply because he made their pussy tingle from his looks and height.
so you're doing nothing while also being ugly and short. ok.
life's not fair. now what are you going to do about it?
>just marry chad's cumrag, who's a fat single mother, while he pounds pristine virgin puss
no. i'm good.
>life's not fair
I'd be more OK with that line if it was ever directed at women and their problems. They b***h about anything at all, no matter how trivial or how much of it was a direct result of their own actions, and it's treated like a national crisis while the entire world bends over backwards to help them and tell them it's not their fault. Example: for some fricking reason nobody has ever told foids that the main reason STEM is male-dominated is because women choose not to study it as much as men do. Meanwhile whenever men face a problem we're blamed for it then told to deal with it, go improve some more, man up etc.
Also I'd love to know your normgroid just world solution for the fact that more young women exist than young men. It's not possible for every man to have a gf because we aren't born 50/50. It's more like 50.01/49.99 which results in large imbalances over entire countries. Women only outnumber men because they live longer than men so if you're into GILFs it's your lucky day but if you want a pre-menopause gf there isn't enough supply to meet demand.
This thread isn't about any of that.
>less young women
OK, keep telling guys maybe they'll get a gf eventually if they just take 20 showers a day and that women definitely aren't to blame at all for how fricked the dating market is now
Nobody's telling you to do that. You're supposed to die alone and end your bloodline. Deal with it.
Sounds like we're justified to support repealing women's rights, overthrowing the simp government stealing from men to prop up women and violently attacking homosexuals like (You). Can't force most men into this kind of system and expect them to peacefully contribute.
you're not going to do shit
Also a winning strategy. Society would collapse if every non-Chad man just stopped working for a month. Have fun keeping things going with Chads and HR roasties.
Another viable strategy.
Seethe subhuman. You scared? You can't stop the awakening. You can't stop whats coming. You get what you fricking deserve.
But we both know that's not going to happen either.
This. A while ago the women of Iceland took a day off from work (this constituted like 25% or more of the active workforce) as a way to show men just how important and therefore unappreciated they are. nothing happened. An enourmous of amount of female labor force participation and economic gain since the 70s has been propped up by government. A lot of what they do are just make-work jobs.
>Iceland
Day without a woman happened here in the U.S anon.
When?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_Without_a_Woman
>Some criticism of the strike was aimed at the sense of white privilege critics felt was present.[33] These critics felt that the idea was a good one, but felt that only women in good economic situations, mostly consisting of white women, would be able to take part, as women of color (who disproportionately make up minimum-wage jobs) would not have the freedom to take time off work without the fear of losing their jobs.[33][34]
Crabs in a bucket lol. But as far as I can tell the worst that came of this was some kids got the day off from school. That only proves education is too female and needs more diversity.
Genuinely hilarious that no-one remembers even hearing about it.
There's a reason nobody remembers stories.
Besides January 6
Now your getting it.
Stfu. You are either a woman or a troony. Kys.
I take it back. You're not going to do shit, and you'll die alone. Better.
>do nothing
More like "try for years then realize what's the point of putting in 100x more work than Chad to maybe one day get results 0.1% as good as what he gets just for rolling out of bed"
>Never had a woman show interest in me
>Have gatekeepers in the form of women's friends, easy access to partners for women, and even cell phones giving women 24/7 attention and a easy way to show men to frick off and leave her alone
>Nah virgins are at fault and should have just tried harder, they're scum
>Never had a woman show interest in me
In what way are you interesting?
in what way is chad interesting?
>deflecting
In what way are you interesting, besides your slimy gash?
I honestly don't think it's all lack of contact and relationships being weird. It's just harder for a lot of people to have kids now because they try to have them later and we're all pumped full of microplastics and shit. A lot of my friends in their 20's and 30's have had trouble having kids and they're all mostly healthy otherwise. t. someone finally having a kid after 2-2.5 years or so of trying.
It doesn't help that Sex Ed teaches everyone you'll get her pregnant instantly if you're not careful, so then you're actually trying to have a kid and it's like whiplash when it takes awhile.
>women are rampant Chadsexuals and every year the percentage of men they deem worthy enough to frick them shrinks even more
Yes homosexual, it is a problem. No, the solution is not "man up bro" or improoooooving.
Bruh, were you born yesterday? The west fell sometime in the 2010s. Were on a deep dive into the great reset. If you knew what the 80s 90s and 2000s were like youd see it as clearly as the boomers and gen xers do. There is literally not a single fricking thing that is better now than it was 15 years ago aside from maybe internet speeds.
Were fricked. And women not touching that anons peepee is part of the bigger picture. Unfortunately you wont realize it til its way too late.
Have sex
It's over rated. I've nutted like 5 times today 3 of which were in my onahole to anthro women porn. Feels better than most women I've fricked. Seethe harder.
Are you a woman or a sheltered zoomer? be honest
Im a normalgay
Historically when men don't get pussy they overthrow the current civilization in order to get it.
Name 35 examples
Historically porn did not exist as it does now. Why do you think the push for normalizing porn and deviant sexuality has been made so hard? They want you to think it's normal to goon your ass off to insane shit.
Yes. Sex, relationships, marriage, & love are unironically more important than basically almost all political issues.
My ex-girlfriend still loves me but after so long I just got bored and now I'm not attracted to her anymore. I turned down sex for a year and half before finally breaking up with her and now I'm way happier. My libido was basically non-existent when she lived here.
>Work regular retail job
>Live in a nice place and own a million toys
Was that how people lived back in the day?
if they werent married with kids
I require a woman that initiates and takes control during sex. I'm not the dominant type. If I try to fake it I feel awkward. Unfortunately a lot of women want to be dominated and told what to do and I'm not interested in that. That's my curse.
I'm guessing this is probably because my mother wore the pants in my family dynamic and made the decisions. So I tend to like strong women. No idea where you find those kinds of women though. All women today act like children.
Almost all women, even the boss b***h types, want to be submissive in bed. I remember seeing a survey where over 90% of women said they prefer being sexually submissive all or most of the time. Women who actually like being dominant in bed are unicorns. Just try to find a switch, a partner who is open to being dominant or submissive depending on the mood. That's more likely than finding a dominant woman.
The one time I stumbled on a woman who genuinely enjoyed dominance was a surprise. We went on a few dates and we had slept together a couple times. She brought up D/S stuff and asked if I was openminded enough to submit to a woman. I told her it had been a big fantasy for a long time but I had given up on it since most women aren't interested. She said she deliberately keeps her interest in femdom a secret until she knows her partner is capable of dominance because she doesn't want to be in charge every single time and because guys who always want to be subby turn her off. She said in a perfect world half the time having sex would be femdom, a quarter of the time would be maledom and a quarter of the time wouldn't have any D/S stuff. So maybe don't advertise that you want a sexually dominant, aggressive woman because you are submissive and see if that helps you find one.
Evolution lore. Women evolved to get dommed and like it. It was a coping mechanism / adaptation in response to them having no choice.
Cave people had no concept of consent or modern sensibility, the women just straight up got off to being raped back then. They probably didn't even experience consciousness as we understand it in their primitive cave brain. They just fricked and got fricked.
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Women cannot comprehend the concept of wanting sex but being unable to achieve it because they can get endless sex just by existing. They are entirely oblivious to their own Hypergamy and the fact that said Hypergamy is what is causing the sexlessness amongst men. We defeat women by redpilling all men on them. Their feminine imperative is only calling the shots as long as men are bluepilled demoralized simps. We wake all the guys up and women will get what they deserve.
Frick off.
all redpilled men eventually just get blackpilled so lets just blackpill everyone frick it.
Wish I was into kinky, rough sex and dirty talk. I always dread when a girl asks me "what I like" because the honest truth is what I like is putting my penis into a vegana until I ejaculate.
I'm a kinky dude that somehow fell in love with a woman that just likes penis into vegana till I ejaculate. It's pretty boring and if I were younger I would cheat, guess I've grown.
Just tell them you'll choke them and spank them and that you'll hold them down and frick them until they cry and beg for you to stop and that you think they're so sexy you can't control yourself around them, the "rape fantasies" they report are fricked up ego projection where they want to be viewed as so intensely attractive you're incapable of not fricking them.
>the "rape fantasies" they report are fricked up ego projection where they want to be viewed as so intensely attractive you're incapable of not fricking them.
this is so god damn accurate, every girl I've been with has "rape fantasies" when they just want to be fricked with furor and eagerness
Yeah that's what they view as "rape" when they self report those fantasies. It translates to some men as straight up wanting to be actually raped but there's a slight distinction in their mind where they already in effect did "consent" by placing themselves in a position to ever be violated by you in the fantasy (or reality). As for the cumming during rape part, the other thing is they really can cum from standard generation so being raped can cause an involuntary orgasm from simple peneration because all women are also wiener obsessed.
Men and women don't even view "bdsm" the same way. It's dudes who get hyper focused on specific aspects of the fetish, often gooning to the same shit or winding up with extremely narrow interests from overconsumption of increasingly insane pornography.
Women who say they like bdsm or bandage or whatever the frick mean in the most tame way imaginable compared to men. They want you to lightly tie them up and spank them for a bit or "force" them to suck your dick or wear a costume. Women will tell you if you ask about weirdos misinterpreting their interests and they wind up dumping them over it. It's hilarious because you've got all these cringe weirdos overdosing on frankly insane porn and they're not self aware enough to see how unbelievably masculine of a mindset it is. It's imo why it's so associated with autists and virginity.
I actually get flirted with a decent amount and women seem to find me pretty funny and interesting, but all of the ones I interact with wind up being prostitutes and I just get disgusted and eventually stop talking to them. Could have had sex several times, but I don't know if ever will at this point. Most of them haven't even cared that I'm a virgin and some of them even said they liked it.
I'm really not asking for much out of a woman, I just want someone who I know won't cheat on me. I know they're out there, but I guess I acted too late to scoop one up.
All the young girls at my work all date older 30+ men, so what the frick are is young guys supposed to do?
have sex
i mean it seems like 90% of this board does. often. so i don't get the point of these threads. humiliating a few anons?
Not the ethnics
there's more browns and asians than ever.
I try but I just get friendzoned or told I’m boring. Regardless I’m looking forward to this year I’m losing weight and working out so there’s that.
I was shitposting but I'm a fat manlet and I have a cute gf who's out of my league. I'm sure there's hope for everyone if someone like me found a gf.
no your gf is not cute shut up moron
If not Cute what word would you use?
>makes you dumplings
Lucky man
I suspect that’s not actually anon’s gf. Just a hunch.
that's not me posting
im 5'10" and she approached me at a grocery store
5:10 is above average height and women rarely approach. You got very lucky bro
5'10" is average height and is boring and unremarkable.
Nah, you’re still taller than most women at that height. It’s a lot better than being 5’6”.
women don't want guys who are taller than them, they want guys who are taller than other guys.
most of the b***hes you see dying on the <6ft hill are midgets, 90% of men tower over them yet they are not interested.
I'm still a manlet and honestly I'm probably leaving her so I can go back to being a loser NEET, she's too smothering and constantly wants to do things together while I need alone time
Plenty of anons have done that and they grow to regret it when they never find anyone else, buts it’s your life.
Oh well
I live alone and comfortably due to inheritance/lucky investments
That’s not the same thing as being a NEET.
I'm not employed, in education or training. I sit at home all day.
Yeah but you have your own place and a source of income. That’s a massive difference between your average broke NEET that still lives with their parents.
Do you live with your parents?
>she's too smothering and constantly wants to do things together while I need alone time
Anon, it sounds like you're too selfish. Time together is what makes a marriage last.
do not listen to this. she will leave you for another man and you will have wasted your best years developing no skills or personality because you had to bend to her whims. women are the killers of all happiness and joy in the world.
How did you meet her though? And what height?
>obese
>why won't women touch my peepee?
And yet women can be over 100 pounds overweight and still be considered queens. We need to equalize the dating field
Not women's fault men today have zero standards.
Men have significantly less power in the sexual marketplace however many can’t afford to be picky since the alternative is nothing.
sucks to suck
There is an alternative, if you submit to Allah women can be reigned in.
Have sex
Nothing is preferable to bad, though. Especially since the release of porn is currently available, something unavailable in previous centuries. These truths are precisely why fertility is dropping, which, although the reasons behind it are pathological in themselves, nevertheless produces the objectively good outcome of reducing the human population. We need to keep this going to about two orders of magnitude or so.
What we need to do as a species is, to get the population back down below pre-industrial levels and keep it there. But our instincts countermand this. The one entity that actually tried to do the right thing in the past was China, with the one-child policy, but they've abandoned that. Now we have groups of life-cuckolds trying to out-compete each other in the game of life, not realizing that every individual dies in a few decades thus rendering the bullshit game a pointless local exercise. Intelligence tends towards no kids, but has the unfortunate outcome of producing no kids who share the correct value of no kids, just as low intelligence has the unfortunate outcome of producing stupid kids.
What we really need is a supervillain who can control the physical system of human procreation from outside that physical system, e.g. from a moon base or at a LaGrange point or similar. The choke point is the human ovum, just teleport those out of women's bodies at a regular cadence and you run the species. Doesn't matter what Rothschild controls the British money supply, what pope pontificates in St. Peter's, what president Presides at Pennsylvania. The man who controls the human egg supply controls the human species. That's what you target.
I rather have nothing than to subject myself into a relationship with a hambeast.
I survived 30 years as a virgin, my powers are unimaginable.
be attractive, don't be unattractive
Most 30 year olds aren't in steady employment or have money, they are just old.
So keep coping.
you should literally not be allowed to post on this board if you were a virgin longer than you've been a non-virgin
Tell 'em Uruga.
>do I dress gay
I'm ded
Not related to the thread but I’m 2 weeks into nofap and just seeing women walking outside in their outfits makes me horny and angry at the same time.
i think i'm one of the last older virgins on this site. i don't know why i come into these threads when they're just handmade to make people like me sad because you all get off on misery.
EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD WILL HEREBY GET LAID IN 2024
I'm trying to frick my boss atm
I'm 32 now, beyond a life without sex I'm also depressed that if I ever get to start a family I'll probably die before even knowing if my kids gonna be an OK adult. Let alone grandkids. I already have heart palpitations so I'll probably not live those old ages of 70-90.
Heart palpitations are not necessarily an indicator of an underlying issue. It's more likely you just consume too much caffeine.
I hope so, gonna need to switch to some decafe tea or something for my flavored drink fix to find out.
Different people have different triggers. You should still go see a doctor to test your heart and make sure there is nothing wrong with it, but I get palpitations when I don't get enough sleep or I'm too stressed even though my heart is in good shape. My doctor said those are common palpitation triggers and that I should try to avoid them but as long as it's not happening too often it isn't a problem.
>all these gays wishing they had a gf
>i constantly ignore mine to get drunk alone and watch youtube or rewatch movies
Bros this girl at church won't stop smiling at me and staring at me all the time. What do I do?
Check you fly, check you face. If everything is in order, maybe try talking to her.
I'm gonna go with this guy
and do nothing. I'll just wait until her possible crush on me goes away.
You won't do anything because you're a Cinemaphileer who is doomed to die alone like all of us!
Your average man develops some amount of erectile dysfunction by age 50. He has 10 more years of decent sex at best. He missed out on 20+ years of sex. I think it's a pretty serious problem.
To all virgins in their 20s, please have sex. Pay for a prostitute if needed, but definitely have sex while you can.
Going to slightly repost from another board on this issue:
If it's any consolation, I think why a lot of us are robots/incels/virgins is because we were never "youthful" even in our youth. In retrospect I hated being a kid or even a young adult no one wanted to take seriously, and we saw stupidly immature a lot of out peers were when we were young. We didn't want to act like that, but it was how you were "expected" to act, to be young and dumb. Well I've seen how young and dumb people acted and not all of them came out any wiser, some people are just fricking moronic and don't mentally grow past the age of 19.
Not all us wanted to party and easily get laid because the culture surrounding it seemed moronic. But yet, we're expected to do this because "that's how young people act lol".
this is a sad cope. you couldve gotten laid without getting blackout drunk every weekend at age 19. there are a lot more layers to this game than "being stupid"
your smugly superior attitude repulsed women in your life, you will never have a meaningful relationship if you cannot show interest and empathy for other people's lives and their problems
>accuses someone of being smugly superior while acting smugly superior
lmao shut up b***h
i think you both have solid points. Some people may have been too mature or too dorky or just had helicopter parents that didnt allow them to be the degenerates were supposed to be at that age.
On the other anons point, if you really wanted some pussy there were plenty of legit ways like just getting a gf and not being a full blown tardo.
I dont think its anyones fault, were based off of how we were raised and the environment around us.
Some were dealt a better hand than others
Pic VERY much related.
>Organizers in the U.S. encouraged women to refrain from spending money
Wooooo, only 13 years to go.
yes, it was on watchlist then i forgot, thanks OP for reminding me.
Me two years from now
Women are the ultimate evil, they can overnight solve male loneliness and suicides by just giving up their rights and us access to their pussy, yet they don't.
Worthless prostitutes, I wish Hitler came back.
I used to have sex all the time until I had a bad break up and rapidly lost my hair. I feel like I might as well be a virgin at this point with how long its been. I don't know how to recover and just get back into fricking women after so much time
I think I will actually become an 80 year old virgin, if I don't die first.
Because unlike the rest of you I actually feel indifferent to being a nearly 40 year old virgin.
I don't even think about it.
>about to be a 25 year old virgin despite using apps and trying to engage with everyone I find even remotely interesting or attractive
>meanwhile my online friends talk about their regular weekend hookups
It feels like I live in a different reality. I guess for them it's sex and I want a relationship but it's still interaction with other humans, I shouldn't be having literally zero success.
the difference between acceptable chastity and unacceptable chastity is wether you believe in fiction or merely scrutinize it
Everyone ITT is such a fricking pussy it's laughable, not because you're all virgins but because you think people should feel sorry for you KEK
why should anyone feel sorry for me? it's my own fault