>he lists “Film and TV” as a hobby in his Bumble profile
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At least I still have my wiener
More like you still have a wiener...
in your ass LOL
Yes, that too
is that a woman(man)?
>tfw I swipe right on literally everyone - men and women - and still don’t get any matches
Fml
I don't know about other dating apps but doesn't tinder frick you over with their algorithm if you just swipe on everybody?
they frick you over if you don't pay by limiting who sees you on repeats not that getting more exposure will make them want to frick you more
If you swipe on everyone you are filtered out of the algorithm as a bot moron. And why are you swiping right on disgusting people?
>being on dating apps while not being a 10/10 adonis gigachad
Oh no no no no
I think the algorithm deprioritizes you if you do that but I'm actually discerning with my swipes and still get no matches so it's not really an improvement
You have to win people over in person with your personality, charisma, humour and accomplishments. Dating sites aren't for you. You can do it.
>win people over in person with your personality, charisma, humour and accomplishments
lol
>You have to win people over in person with your personality, charisma, humour and accomplishments.
Just tell me I'm gonna die alone then
>tfw even being on a dating app is a laughable prospect for me
feels... good?
>Only match is a 40 year old Filipina woman(she cute and petite though, 5'4")
>Things are going well, we schedule a date
>She cancels on me
Did I just get ghosted?
This will probably be very popular to do soon so get on the early train fast while it's still mildly original, have one of your photos be of a fully stocked fridge. Pussy for literally days.
try putting an image of a 12 yo girl on there
When I was on those apps 6 years ago I swiped right on everyone and only ever got like one match per week if I'm lucky. Now I started taking care of myself so I look alot better. Now I swipe left on all the fatties, trannies, and uglies. I still get 0 matches but the app at least tell me a bunch of people liked me.
How do you guys get no matches? I’ve gotten close to a hundred and am average/below average
I think it's just bumble being shit. I get a decent amount of matches on tinder, hinge and okcupid on f2p but I don't think I've ever matched with a girl on bumble. If you're not having success on any of the apps, then your profiles and photos must be quite dreadful.
i think dating apps put you lower on their algorithm or whatever if you swipe right on everyone. aside from that, dating apps arent working for you, and frankly, they are a shit show. you are better off picking up women irl. just go out there and flirt with them, and things will work out
same, there are 7 grills who "like" me but I get 0 matches. Meanwhile qt 18 year olds message me all the time on language exchange apps.
>she lists "eating" as a hobby
What the frick is bumble
A dating app where the women have to make the first move and start the conversation, and they'll STILL make the least amount of effort they can, usually by just put a waving hand emoji
We have countless amounts of history telling us that women are like this. Why the frick are you surprised you moron lmao. Move out of your mom's house.
I can't, I've been priced out of the housing market
just rent :^)
Frick no, it makes more sense to stay at home and wait for the housing market to crash and then buy a place, rather then giving some israelite landlord rent every month and pay his mortgage for him
Then forget about ever getting a girls. The housing isnt going to get cheaper either.
b..but crypto crashed so that means the housing market will too soon!
girls can be knocked out and dragged back to mommy's basement, houses can't.
I'm waiting for a house.
>Move out of your mom's house.
no
>women have to make the first move and start the conversation, and they'll STILL make the least amount of effort they can
This. It pisses me off so much that every other profile complains about men who simply say "hi" or "how are you," as if these c**ts deserve to be wowed with clever, hilarious, scintillating greetings, and yet every single greeting I've ever received has been nothing more than "hey" or a hand wave.
On the other hand, if I do write more than a few words, that seems to piss them off too. I had one actually tell me I was "mansplaining."
>On the other hand, if I do write more than a few words, that seems to piss them off too
can't please them no matter what = you are not attractive enough for them, so they interpret everything you say or do negatively.
if you were hot anything you said would make them wet, the opposite effect where they interpret everything positively.
the only reason they decided to interact with you at all was probably boredom.
Your attitude is so negative. Sometimes women don't talk to you because they're feeling withdrawn or insecure. They have periods. It takes a lot out of a person to be a little ball of sunshine for everyone around them. If you're going after someone with a bad attitude, you're going to have a bad time no matter what.
yeah bro, every woman on dating apps are just on their periods lmao.
you realize that average dudes get near zero attention on dating apps, right? what little attention you do get comes from some kind of ulterior motive, like when they are bored and want someone to entertain them like I said, or as a way to get a free meal.
You know what I do when a pretty girl messages me on a dating app? I mull over what I'm going to say and often times decide it's not worth it because I don't want to frick it up. Women are even more insecure than we are.
Have you tried looking nice? Taking photos of yourself smiling and looking good in different ways, in different places? Like a handful is more than enough. I'm an average height ("short") so I can only imagine 6' incels are just really fricking lazy and demoralized. Literally cheer up and have a laugh.
>You know what I do when a pretty girl messages me on a dating app?
never happens to regular guys, so you must be in the upper echelon whether you know it or not. congrats.
bump
>women who say "don't say hi"
>women who seem annoyed by more than saying "hi"
I strongly relate to this. However, I will say that the handful of women I've met on dating sites and talked to/dated/bought drugs from, usually a few thoughtful/sweet sentences were how it started. Literally never gone anywhere with anyone with just a single word message.
Yes, all sorts of asian girl profiles are "bots" or pajeet call-scam centers. Basically a person or group of people who handle multiple profiles simultaneously, trying to reel in men and women who have money. They get them to buy them things like google giftcards or invest in crypto groups. It's unreal the level of time and investment they will put into it. It's called ShaZhuPan.
Online dating is dead and big tech killed it. Just go out of your way to find obscure chat groups that tend to draw smart people. Girls show up in those as much as anywhere else. I met my first girlfriend in highschool via a megaman proboards. She was cute too. Lived down the street from me, as fate would have it.
Special women aren't going to hang out with the riff raff. We hang out on Cinemaphile for a reason, right? I know the open net seems dead thanks to social media, but remember there are more women today than there ever were before. That means more kinds of women. And since there's so many gay/troony men, your competition isn't really that bad. You think big muscle gym bros are the top 20% keeping you from getting laid? Not really. The top 20% mostly consists of men who bathe and are vaguely interesting; ie some kind of hobby or skill or style. Only golddiggers and desperate chicks are attracted to money; most girls think with their hearts and loins, not their bank accounts.
>we
Yes buddy, we are hanging out on Cinemaphile as we speak.
>trying to reel in men and women who have money. They get them to buy them things like google giftcards or invest in crypto groups.
Who the frick would give money to someone else without at least meeting them in person once?
In the case of investing in crypto, you don't even know you're giving them money. You buy a crypto like tether and join a liquidity mining project. The project pays you a % interest on your investment every day. It gets noobies really excited, thinking they are le crypto genius, then when you go to drop your entire savings into the "liquidity mining", they "mine" your liquidity all at once. I fell for one at first, but I actually walked away with a nice profit since I didn't reinvest. That's part of the long-con if they think you have big money coming. They fatten you up to build your trust and reel you back in. If you withdraw your money a few times, you might get so greedy you forget you can't actually trust such a thing.
Again, luckily, I was not greedy. Just curious; which is why I lucked out and walked away with a nice $200 profit.
Someone who has had lots of success socializing with real people online first, it can throw you off how sophisticated these new scams have become. You can talk to these people for months before money is even brought up.
>talking for months without meeting first
Real relationships aren't so demanding. In the past, when you got to know someone online (male or female), you treated them like a person and developed bonds over long periods of time before exposing your world to a total stranger. And meeting alone would be considered dangerous. Maybe it's just a generation gap, but the way things run now compared to 10-15 years ago just blew me away.
>most girls think with their hearts and loins, not their bank accounts.
Never read a more deluded statement in my life and I read schizophrenic ramblings out of curiosity.
To a woman you are little more than a walking ATM machine or a set of coattails to ride on their way to dreamland. The sooner you realize how utterly inhuman and worthless women are, the easier interacting with them becomes since you know there are no consequences for fricking it up. Sort of like chatting up a character in an RPG - they aren't real people, so why should you care?
Ground zero for super syphilis
>40 (looks 50)
>want someday
Classic.
Keep going, I know you've got hundreds of these saved
>wants someday
Christ, just give it up already. My mum was 39 when she had me and that was always a big problem when it came to our relationship, she never seemed like a mum, more like a grandmother, especially going to school and everyone elses mums were in their mid/late 20s
These women are delusional, "giving it up" is impossible for them, and even if they could, they would instantly kill themselves when they realize how utterly pointless their existence is.
Women mature faster than men they say, and that is true, they get to adolescence when they are children then remain there mentally for the rest of their lives.
They get their period and the immediate change in personality is the only change they ever experience. I vividly remember being 13 and suddenly every girl was a woman in all but legal name. They suddenly were too cool to hang out with me and many of them never spoke to me ever again, overnight they had boyfriends and the entire way they spoke with boys is exactly how women do it. They start bleeding and that is it, they are a woman in essence, imo unlike boys girls do not actually have an adolescent phase of development. They simply go from prepubescent to adult. The only reason they don’t start marrying/openly dating 20 year olds at 13 is social shaming. Even the girls interested in me were the exact same,
would
sad thing, for men in the 40-50s age range, this woman is a catch since she has no kids
>Legitimately using Bumble
>Not using Tinder, POF, and Okcupid to find random Snapchat prostitutes to annoy with irrelevant questions
share your story
>Okcupid
i just get a flood of south east asian girls trying to message me and move here. like a hundred per day. no one who's within thousands of miles
Same here, okcupid used to be pretty decent but the past couple of years it's complete shit. It's either asians lying about their location or insanely fat chicks
i'd even take a mail order pooland wife or even central asian. not taking SEAmonkeys though, which is all okcupid is
>It's either asians lying about their location or insanely fat chicks
it's also filled with girls and cucks looking for second boyfriends.
I tried PoF and OKC recently again after probably 6 years and it's all Phillipina bots. Even all the ugly fat arthoes have abandoned it
Sad because I actually got like 7 or 8 dates from using OKC back in university
yeah it's unfortunate. i also miss craiglist personals, which is lowest of the low but i actually got dates from there. they were ugly girls who would never make a modern online dating profile, but at least i could date someone. i wonder where uggos go now or if they're just incels now.
I got to the point where I only used Hinge when I was single. I actually got matches on a regular basis on that unlike Tinder and Bumble. Also I imagine POF and OkCupid are grim these days.
That's interesting, I couldn't get any matches on hinge. It gave me the impression of an exclusively chads only app whereas I could get an occasional match on the others.
Hinge is the new hotness
What's the gimmick?
It's like Tinder but you "like" a specific photo or prompt on someone's profile and then they know you liked it unlike Tinder
You need six photos.
I just use memes. Unnatural and eery for a man to have more than 3 photos of himself
I tried it I think but it started asking me for money immediately so I uninstall
>she uses a dating app
might as well just get a forehead tattoo that says "my pussy is loose and my eggs are shriveled up"
>work from home
>no friends
Where else are you supposed to meet people? initiating contact with people in public is forbidden now.
Go on random bus or train journeys and strike up a conversation with people (girls)
It's literally not everything is back to normal. Stop believing everything you see on /misc/
>initiating contact with people in public is forbidden now.
What? I think I've seen probably two people in public wearing a mask in the last 4 months, nobody really gives a shit anymore, it's all normal again
Not pandemic related. Unless you're top 1% attractive women will be creeped out if you speak to them unprompted in public
>Unless you're top 1% attractive women will be creeped out if you speak to them unprompted in public
Imagine believing this
Imagine not.
And who would want to date someone who can be wooed by a random guy on the street anyway?
People in relationships don't have to cheat just because they're been wooed by some random guy in the street, there's a difference between a girl being creeped out by you just for speaking and wanting to chat as a friend, you guys act like there's no middle ground, if she's got a boyfriend then she won't be interested, but it doesn't mean she's going to act like you're some ghoul
>but it doesn't mean she's going to act like you're some ghoul
They are just projecting the simulation they've ran in their heads of how they'll behave when they finally trick someone into being their waifu
i.e. raise the drawbridge and behaving like a sociopathic recluse who can now gain no further value from society and doesn't have to make a social effort with anyone they meet ever again
>but it doesn't mean she's going to act like you're some ghoul
LOL
literally clueless.
L O N D O N
Theres zero reason to talk to a woman with a boyfriend. She might as well no longer exist
lots of women are open to having affairs and side boyfriends
If the boyfriend finds out he will blame YOU instead of her and will attack YOU instead of her.
so?
t. ugly virgin
yes you've highlighted the problem exactly
t. roastie
Bit of an exaggeration but your more right than wrong. Women rate something like 8/10 men below average. Think about that for a minute.
>Unless you're top 1% attractive women will be creeped out if you speak to them unprompted in public
idk why people say this. im average looking, yet i have had pleasant conversations with women in public, from ugly to attractive women. the only times i have ever seen women get creeped out is when the dude is rude/inappropriate.
Do you live in the South or in a small town?
midwest, suburb
What are you, stuck in the fricking past? I haven't seen a mask outside a doctor's office in over 9 months you delusional frick.
Even if that fake ass flu were still in full swing, only prostitutes use dating apps. No such thing as a good woman who's also an online prostitute. Two mutually exclusive things.
I talk to women all the time against my will. It's when I'm walking my gf's labrador. Probably at least 1 woman a day will want to pet the dog, know her name, how old she is etc.
>initiating contact with people in public is forbidden now
you were raised by your mother weren't you?
iirc I read polling that something like 70% of women find unprompted conversation from random men to be unsettling/creepy. he's not really wrong.
>iirc I read polling
more like you read /misc/ling
nah, it was an article on modern dating I read on some site like vox or the atlantic or something while I was taking a shit
>autistic friendless incel work from home progammer/engineer thinks he will get hit with a rape charge from talking to a woman
your suicide will be celebrated
the grass is always greener. went from fat shut in to ripped shut in and I miss the days where I was just an ugly fat frick who didn't get bothered in public by random women trying to either get my dick or money
Why would you use pictures where you can't fricking see the face. Sometimes they use pictures with multiple people. What the frick.
Actually surprising how many woman put "video games" (they mean mobile trash) as their interest. Imagine doing that as a man.
>Sometimes they use pictures with multiple people
they do this to confuse you or for you to contrast them with their ugly friends
I don't want to think what the "artist" looks like IRL if that is their idealized version
Well if nobody else is going to post the full comic...
what do you call that art style? she looks like a god damn turtle
destruction of beauty
>what do you call that art style?
Ugly.
Oops, wrong pic.
This is me but unironically and I am completely correct in every respect.
and this is exactly how globohomosexual infested peoples minds
Someone post that parody, you know the one
People need to understand that consumption is not a hobby.
>using dating apps as a man
>he lists himself as female in his tinder
ywbaw u ugly c**t
>go on a date with a girl
>have nothing to talk about on the second date
>ghost her after the awkward second date
That’s why you have to diversify your dates with activities. If you went out to eat on the first date, catch a movie the next night, which in turn gives you more to talk about. Shared experiences are key anon
This is a real issue. Most girls are just well fricking boring. That's why wacky bpd schizo hoes are god-tier, they contain the flame of life
you alk sound like losers
I don't have any hobbies. I just put in my profile that I spend most of my time working (cyber security) and women seem ok with that
I love women. Very judgmental. They need to be. You keep a turd in your belly for 9 months
Abortion rights?
Real women. NOT Nan women.
None of you are getting matches on any apps so shut the frick up.
The stupid thing about going by "matches" is that I never bothered with them when I used to hook up. I'd just find a cute girl and message her; start talking and that was it. Once they see I have a jovial personality and a big dick IQ, they can't help themselves.
Where okcupid and other sites really fricked up was not letting you message anyone you want.
This was the biggest bullshit when I went back to OKC
yup.
I get matches. It's the inane texting.
Is there a way to ban evade bumble? A 'sex positive' roastie reported me and now my email and phone number are on their black list.
>A 'sex positive' roastie reported me
what did you do?
Try making a google voice number.
well from her profile description she made it sound like she didn't mind something casual and was just looking for fun. As soon as the conversation started getting hot and heavy she does a 180 and says that's not what she was looking for and insulted me. I don't know if it was her that reported me but right after that I got banned.
She was probably planning on using you to cheat and backed out bro.
wtf is Bumble?
tinder but where roasties have to message first and matches time out after 24 hours if she doesn't. the roastie's first message will be "hi" or some copy pasted intro question
Who lists hobbies on a smash & ghost website? b***h I know you don’t care, you saw I’m 6’4 and that’s all you give a frick about, frick off back to waiting for me to answer your messages. Boards like this aren’t for women.
What the frick is "Bumble"?
A smash & ghost dating site where you can pick up prostitutes. The gimmick is they have to message you first but it just exposes them as mindless even more than dating sites normally do. They check your height and then send one emoji and within a few hours they have spread their legs for you. Then hilariously some of them try to message you again claiming there was a “connection” or “spark” and that you owe them a real date because women are literally low IQ victims whose entire lives are for your pleasure and their feelings are not real. You should try it out.
>Children: My cat Ruth Bader Ginsberg
>he lists "watching kino" as a hobby in his profile
Woman here, I wouldn't swipe on this guy because of his receding hairline, fyi women like men with good hair genes because of what it means for their children
Yikes….. that gives me the ick
Do you guys seriously not ever get matches on dating apps?
Between Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge I usually get 3-6 matches/likes per day. Hardly ever with supermodels or anything, but matches nonetheless.
I don't use dating apps because the concept of dating apps alone repulses me, let alone the catastrophically negative effect they have on women and society at large.
Every time you swipe you might as well be tearing down foundational tenets of civilization.
Dating sites are just for prostitutes that want their cake and eat it too. They really think when a hot tall guy fricks the shit out of them that it can lead to them getting him on a leash, but the reality is she just isn’t special enough. It doesn’t stop her from trying again and again, but women are dumb as shit and their ego is too great to ever acknowledge they are not special. That’s really the fundamental difference. Life one way or another ensures nearly every male by 18 is made brutally aware of how insignificant he is. Girls mostly never have it happen.
I'm well aware of what dating sites are for, and that is why I consider them a cancer that must be aggressively cut out of society. Women were not meant to gatekeep human evolution - they are the baseline for what a human is. They exist to incubate actual humans (men) or spawn fresh incubators (women). The sooner we return to a sane world where these creatures are no longer considered human but rather cattle, which they are, the better.
You must have had some bad experiences
I live in a rural bumfrick town full of old people, I'm a short distance from a big city but most people have me out of their range.
wtf is a film? they are movies. i immediately laugh out loud at anyone that talks about a "film" they saw.
I have literally lost all desire to pursue women for relationships or sex. Mid-30's and divorced for a few years and just don't care at all anymore. Not worth it at all. Feels good.
You're just a failed normie, frick off.