He might never make another film again and it's all your fault, buttholes.
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He might never make another film again and it's all your fault, assholes.
Did his wife really die?
A little bit. A little bit
Foul play. He pushed her down a stair.
>a stair
like just one step?
she was a peck
she killed all those kids in their freak experiments, she got what was coming.
>freak experiments
You mean her pregnancies?
yes. she's evil to even go ahead with Warwicks insane plan
No doubt they wanted to breed an army of midges.
she lived a short life
I'm a little sad.
She had a short life
who is he asking for money?
is this a kickstarter thing?
He's suing
>(You)
>Anonymous
>OP
He's suing the hacker known as Cinemaphile, obviously
>Warwick Davis reads these threads
Say something nice, he's on Cinemaphile right now.
want to kick you down a flight of concrete stairs at your local park as your midge kids watch in horror and on lookers do nothing as you lie bleeding, midge
>Say something nice
Tall order.
WARWICK
Are you afraid of being punted through a field goal?
I want to frick his daughter.
Ideally, I would make her think I loved her (in this head canon I'm still handsome/average like I was at my age 19 peak) and then when it comes time to do the needful... I'd absolutely smash her to pieces. The hobbling b***h would probably be in a wheel chair after I bust a nut into each of her cavities 🙂
Pic related, she's almost a real human, kek
>we have awkwafina at home
the moment I'm not allowed to speculate in detail on how I would mentally, and then quite literally, dismantle a noted midget, is the moment the light in my life is extinguished
even the most twisted pastas never involved rape as far as I remember. who wants to frick a horrible midge?
how new are you? they all involve rape
I'd rape him with your dick.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How far did his lawsuit even get?
About 3 feet 6 inches.
Is that erect?
That's 2 measurements
Dang ol short covid man tell you what had a little coof end up inna dang ol forever shoebox
The FRICK does a tiny midge need 14 million dollars for?
So he can build a tiny home with enough stairs.
~~*legal*~~ expenses
>This is the Internet police, you're all under arrest.
I honeslty feel bad for him. He's not even a self-righteous jerk like Dinklage, he's just a dwarf and that's pretty much the only reason they bully him.
I've always felt that Cinemaphile bullies actors who have it coming (eg. the 'burn local' guy for being such a tryhard), but this just feels unwarranted.
it's just bantz, he's british he should get that, the fact that he took it seriously say more about him, he's looking for payout plain and simple.
Just a little bit of banter, innit?
in fairness, SAAR the indians deserved it.
Oh, definitely. The only thing the Bri'ish did wrong was not killing them all completely.
What if everyone gave him $1 for fun.
If he posted a gofundme I would pay. The little guy would deserve every cent.
>what if we gave the rich actor more money because we made him feel insecure
But why?
>ask for libel damages
>wife dies
Frick with anonymous and find out, midge.