He missed an obvious mistake. There's a Ferengi Starfleet officer/pilot on the bridge of the Enterprise-D (TNG), yet in DS9 they say that Nog is the first Ferengi to apply for Starfleet.
He missed an obvious mistake.
He missed an obvious mistake. There's a Ferengi Starfleet officer/pilot on the bridge of the Enterprise-D (TNG), yet in DS9 they say that Nog is the first Ferengi to apply for Starfleet.
Alternative reality
Was this video reused or a remix of old content? I swear some of it felt like I'd heard him say the same stuff before, it felt very "fan compilation upload"
This episode take place in a future alternative reality! Or at least that's what you are led to believe.......
Mr. Star Trek has spoken.
thats from the simulation in Future Imperfect, it didnt happen. even if it did happen it would be after nog.
try watching the show next time
He identified as Vulcan to get that sweet pon far pussy whenever a Vulcan chick went mental.
>Has to wait 7 years for Vulcan pusy
I know they say good things come to those who wait but I aint got time for that.
7
14
21
when does it start, /trek/?
14,.per Star Trek III, Search for Spock.
>98 if we use ST3 film standards.
Well if we take this to be a sort of menstrual cycle we can do some quick math.
>7 years for 1 cycle
>16 is legal in most areas
>she would be 112
We need to know when the cycle begins to have a more accurate result but so far I'm OK with this number.
he's not biologically Vulcan so he doesn't have to wait
Boy, I hope someone got fired for that blunder!
Imagine naming a greedy dark-skinned character "Nog" today
You couldn't get away with it, you just couldn't
I kinda wish that midget that was supposed to play fajo didn't die, he was pretty good from the footage they had.
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>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Rappaport
;_;
Donnie still mogs dinklage
Donnie?
Next your gonna tell me you didn't know frasier, Lilith, and Rebecca are all in the same universe as star trek
Lilith is the horny alien nurse that blackmails Riker into banging her so she'll help him escape in First Contact (episode not movie)
Norm too
Why would he shoot anywhere else besides the head? Vanity?
Short arms.
Even though midge heads are a relatively large target.
his acting was atrocious, incredibly fakey and artificial, Saul Rubinek brought a israeli demeanor to the greedy callous man that was more appropriate, why would there be midges in the future
Yes, we see Saul is already kind of a jerk from the get go. I'm not so sure about rappaport he might have had a more subtle way to deal with data.
>why would there be midges in the future
Also all of the ferengi.
To ensure that laughter/e-girlpops exists in the future.
>It's been a long (yellow brick) road
Nice trips, here's mine.
>brought a israeli demeanor
"What, you're the second officer of the Enterprise? You're gonna break your mother's heart. Lenny Nimoy made first officer."
To be fair it was only fakey because the dude was trying to kill himself a dozen times during filming; I'm sure if the midge wasn't suicidal he'd have been more menacing.
Then again Saul Rubinek offered that slimy israeliness that the midge didn't, yeah.
>Saul Rubinek offered that slimy israeliness
"And would it kill you to hail your mother once in a while?"
Heh.
Do call her, if you can. She probably misses you.
does she poop?
He worked great in warehouse 13 playing basically the same character
Never seen it, nta.
How was his character in warehouse 13? Was he more subtle in his approach?
He runs a warehouse full of magical antiques and leads a team of fbi type agents who go collect the artifacts. Basically all the same kvetching, don’t touch that type of stuff.
Watch Unforgiven, he's so fricking good as a slimy israelitey journalist
>Gene baby I got bad news from the set
>the midge we hired for a one off offed himself because Berman laughed in his face after he suggested the furnishings in his pleasure barge should be built to his size
>..
>yeah?
>..
>yeah you're right a israelite would be better for an amoral neurotic cowardly greedy space psycho anyway
>You couldn't get away with it, you just couldn't
they did this FOR US.
They knew
I unironically believe this. It's such a simple thing to throw in.
>give a side character a meme name just to farm twitter/social media engagement and discussion
>20 main and recurring characters
>3 blacks
>0 homosexuals
nog is the least of the problems
/trek/ reaction image thread? I could use some pics since I lost my drives. Webms welcome.
Also how is voyager so comfy yet so fricking stupid?
>That hairline
here's a reaction image for you buddy
Voyager is my favorite.
>ensign report to my office and eat my pussy.
>y-yes ma’am.
>schlop schlop schlop schlop
she prefers to be call captain
>it's in my hair again
Do you happen to have a webm of him slowly smiling at the camera?
No, but if you tell me what episode has that shot I can make one.
I think it might have been something from outside the show, he was in uniform and he sees the camera zooming in on him, he nods and slowly smiles.
The Boole & Babbage's video. https://blog.trekcore.com/2013/10/exclusive-inside-boole-babbages-trek-vision/
THATS THE ONE!
He used that same smile on me at galaxycon like a year ago now and I fell for his eyes. Rewatching tng now and I can see now why people fell for him.
*hears the voice of her creator*
>that broken prop
topkek. Imagine her pattern buffer
>we have detected an entity with its own gravitational pull on board the enterprise, prepare to be boarded....
Commercial break
>take out gizmo
>oh, you're creating the gravitational pull. Uh, nevermind. Dismissed.
How did nobody notice that?
Maybe they heard the crunch sound and nobody wanted to be the first to mention it.
>Starfleet still recognized the Harkonnen
Gross.
Would
🙂
By the founders
that's a human wearing ferengiface
>a human wearing ferengiface
That’s a ferengi wearing humanface.
I was hoping he'd feature more continuity and plot errors
I will watch TOS
I will watch TNG
I will watch DS9
I will not watch ONIONS
I will not watch ENT
I will not watch nu-Trek
>Gigachad poster doesn't watch ENT
Doesn't align buddy. It's one of the best /trek/s
The majority of ENT isn't that bad. It's only bad when they do a sex comedy episode or recycle a plot from one of the previous shows. Or when Archer is being hopelessly naive and thick headed. Or when no one listens to T'Misc even when she's right because she comes off as a b***h. Or... well. You get the idea.
It's still certified trekkino and light years better than what would come after.
1701, nice
I honestly think the intro music killed enterprise. That and how much it leaned into 9/11
the 9/11 vibes are less noticeable after 20 years.
This
Also this
>people in 2001 got filtered hard just by a silly theme song
>people in 2024 have standards so low they think streaming slop is art
>filtered
Personally the speed of the song season 4 was best.
It has the same problems as Voyager, said problems being the fricking staff can't write for shit. All either show had to do was:
A) Take themselves seriously
B) Exploit the premise
Neither did, except for brief glimmers. Voyager Year of Hell, all the ENT shit with the Andorians and Vulcans near the end. Shran was fricking great. In short, Berman/Braga and the last few toadies they hadn't driven off fricked these shows up because of an egregious lack of talent and equally egregious ego. Just missed opportunities everywhere. The only thing that saves them from being the worst is that what came later was a pit of horror so deep the franchise will bear its scars forever. They're not toal shit, they're just short of meeting a very high bar - and they could have got there with just a bit more competence.
Berman and Braga (who were only a duo during ENT, never VOY) aren't entirely to blame, either:
>Voyager is ending
>Paramount and UPN demand another series be made as soon as possible
>no one wants to do it, but hey, money
>they're given a laundry list of do's and don'ts
>It's only bad when they do a sex comedy episode or recycle
They did the best Risa episode though
Trip and Malcolm go full night at the roxbury and get mugged by aliens pretending to be sexy aliens
A Night in Sickbay and Precious Cargo are pretty bad thoughalbeit
Isn't a night in sickbay the one where captain archer threatens to personally piss on the sacred trees of the easily offended people?
yes, and he dreams about fricking t'pol, it's bleh
The phlox parts are kino however
the end is funny too and theres also some new diplomacy minutiae like syching time with their capital and sending genetic info ahead so you dont accidentially catch super space aids
What was he about to say?
Number 1: Kira, enough said
Could be imperfect narrator.
The video wasn't about in-world continuity or plot holes. It was about objective technical gaffes like light stands in the frame.
>open tab
>check the closest analogue to /trek/
>"It's been a long road"
>to the grave, maybe
>with my luck, NuSlop consoomers will harangue me in the hereafter
>shills in Sheol, as it were
>close tab
>Incomprehensible ESL-speak intensifies
>t.
Lwaxana Troi needs to stop taking mud baths with little kids. What the frick is wrong with her? Histrionic personality disorder, I think.
Lwaxana Troi needs to stop making my pp so hard
nudity is not sex. sorry you missed the point
Stay away from kids, pedo
If a woman I barely know took my kid, without permission, into the Holodeck to take a nude mud bath with the Floops and watch a glorified stripper, you could understand why that's concerning.
Worf and Deanna were dating. Lwaxana was basically an in-law.
A lot of rapes are from someone you already know like a family member.
and the rest are from me
worf knew her well enough to know she was harmless, and he was upset about it but because she was undermining his authority not because she was nude.
I'm sorry your grandma never took you swimming
Could be a exchange program, like how Riker worked on a Klingon ship.
Watch the fricking show, that's showing an alternate reality
They deliberately put a Ferengi there so the audience would take notice that things are changed