Thus fricking loser can't die fast enough. The moron really thought he was entitled to a tv show. He should've acted like he pulled a fast one on Adult Swim for airing his show to begin with. Instead, he chose to be a giant fricking crybaby.
>Cole participates eagerly in every bit, plays up the detective shit, makes out with Trish even though he knows it's production messing with him, talks to the cameras etc. >Produces nonstop content from Day 1, more than anyone else in the house >Does the gator squat cinnamon challenge against Brian even though he originally wasn't supposed to, Brian does b***h squats and literally cheats >Oh btw Brian gets to stay and here's flip pussy for him and his gf gets to show up on Christmas to give him massages and suck his dick in the bathroom >Cole is milked for content, still plays along, remember he said he came here to make friends, starts to worry that he's a lolcow >Group therapy session, everybody spends the entire time shitting on Cole and they all reveal they hate him because he has a stable job and a loving family >This reinforces the idea that he's a Jon-tier lolcow, which is exacerbated by Goldstriker giving him the cringe peptalk about how poor people suck >He just wants friends >This entire series of events causes his popularity to skyrocket far above the other fish >Goes to quit next morning because everybody in the house hates him and he feels he's being milked for content >Gets talked out of quitting by TTS Halo reference >Jet brings him Halo 3 to play with Sam but the other fish plot to destroy the fricking Xbox, nuclear level hatred of Cole >Private karate for 3 hours that pushed him to exhaustion, gets to be Hyde's bag b***h like Jon >Force him to spar with dangerous moron Jimmy who tards out and turns it into an actual fight >Cole injures his hand beating up Jimmy and goes upstairs to find his clothes destroyed by Brian and Trish >Kicked off the show after breaking down and raging at production and saying Letty's heckin real name >Oh and btw Shinji, Tay, and TJ still haven't produced any content or done anything difficult >I hope you enjoy more cringe Brian love triangle and Jimmy's endless tard ranting
What the frick were they thinking?
No one cares. Can Cinemaphile please be about something else? Just endlessly chasing a high from like 10 yeaes ago that wasnt even good in the first place.
hes just not that funny anymore and his fans are the most moronic low iq subhumans on the internet who do not understand a shred of the undertones he puts out. not sure how you could watch a few of his old skits and be surprised he is a literal nazi
>letty and jet say these things at almost the exact same time, in a joking manner, even though this is supposedly a serious enough topic to get somebody kicked off
what did they mean by this
>letty and jet say these things at almost the exact same time, in a joking manner, even though this is supposedly a serious enough topic to get somebody kicked off
what did they mean by this
Cole you were the best contestant of a very shit series and I look forward to seeing your all-white offspring in the future now you're free of the hapa breeding facility
I'm pretty sure that if Jimmy had an eight an half inch wiener you'd be able to clearly see the bulge through his pants. He can't be that much of a grower.
reminder that Cole also sort-of dropped out of college and instead did home study because he became resentful that he had no social life on campus, per his Cinemaphile posts
reminds me of a guy I used to work with who was super competent and smart but got mad at everyone enjoying the social aspects of work because he saw them as 'the type of people who had dorm parties in college' in a way that was almost looking down on them for just enjoying social company, guy could've gone far in life if he just sucked it up and BEEn himself and stopped worrying what others think
Cole is insulated from consequences of his Cinemaphile-esque narcissism however because he can just run back to daddy. That's fine, but I hope you homosexuals don't think his behavior is anything worth emulating because in the real-world the social side of things is like 80% of what gets you ahead
anon
I hope you know where we are.
You've seen how they post about women, right?
And black people?
These ""people"" haven't spoken genuinely with real human being in a decade and it shows.
If it's not laced with irony, they clam up and spew TJ-tier spaghetti.
I can't pretend any of these people are entertaining. This is what was driving Cole to madness, the 8 hours every day of everyone either being completely silent or whispering to eachother.
No energy.
cole made them a template for success, sam tells them what he was doing right and them wrong, and still they can't do it. the closest we have is this based moronic puppy
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He has a pattern of self-destructive tendencies.
He ruined his body with roids now he has a balloon head and a distended gut. He ruined his show on Adult Swim and everyone else's careers because he wanted to be edgy. He ruined fishtank because the contestant talked shit about his friends. People like this secretly want to hurt themselves but manifest it by hurting other people.
For Cole, getting kicked off the show is the worst thing that could happen to him.
Life will go back to sucking.
He will fail to live up to family expectations.
He dropped out of college for a finance degree.
If you can't make it out of simple college despite having all the resources in the world, you really don't have much going for you
It's colever.
Anon is right, just not in the way he intended. Cole's parents are rich, and it's guaranteed that he'd be handed the family business or the proceeds from the sale thereof in time. He's frick that up too likely but he'll spend years flush with cash in the meantime.
I've always strayed away from Sam's content because it seems to be mostly black pill poison. Very cynical. He presents this idea that if you didn't make every single correct choice you are fricked. You ruined your life. Goofed on in your 20s? DONE.
It's baffling why anyone would take advice from a silver spoon rhode island kid with a rich dad. This guy telling people to go to trade school? What a joke
In essence MDE is Sam Hyde's narcissism.
That's it. He just wants people to look at him, admire him, and give him money.
Anything else is just temporary bullshit he can shed at any moment. >oh you thought all of this was about something? You thought there was an actual group of artists, or a particular ethos here? LMAO
Deep down in his soul, Sam is just mad he never got invited to Epstein Island. He thinks he deserves it.
Nothing personal? Ruse is incredibly talented and had a potential career in Hollywood lined up after the success of WP. Sam blew that all up to post racist shit on twitter and took Ruse down with him.
He still has it, I mean he's close friends with Borgli and his new film with Nicolas Cage is a great success so far.
So any of his planned stuff could be easily greenlighted at A24 tbh.
He still has it, I mean he's close friends with Borgli and his new film with Nicolas Cage is a great success so far.
So any of his planned stuff could be easily greenlighted at A24 tbh.
meanwhile Sam still hasn't managed to get Joe Rogan's attention
Sam's proof that roid rage destroys a person more than any cancellation, interpersonal drama or frickup possibly could. My brother did roids for a while when he was still with us and the rage wasn't the problem, it was the context in which it happened and his inability to ever deescalate or just calm the frick down. Sure Hyde likes to mess around with his sets and do intense physical comedy but there is a difference between kicking a box fan as the punchline to a joke and destroying a door because you cannot confront the reality of a rash decision. I don't give a shit about Fishtank and never have, to me the problem is that Sam is too hopped up on stimulants and has too many Yes Men to see that he's self-destructing not only his brand but himself.
Eh whatever I'm just concerngayging. "Ah jeez dood" I said the funny line.
The fact that people take his life advice seriously is beyond me
Yeah take dating advice from the man pushing 30 with no wife and kids, and take financial advice from the guy thousands of dollars in credit card debt
tfw all these grifting social media people do trt/tren/dbol and don't get that much bigger its funny people don't realize how every sport people use this shit thats why they have heart attacks at 25/50 and well that other thing i wont mention on this board
Anyways sams fat while on performance enhancing drugs with trainers enjoy your heart attack childless grifter. Frick all e-celebs if you pay any of them you're gay.
>tfw all these grifting social media people do trt/tren/dbol and don't get that much bigger its funny people don't realize how every sport people use this shit thats why they have heart attacks at 25/50 and well that other thing i wont mention on this board >Anyways sams fat while on performance enhancing drugs with trainers enjoy your heart attack childless grifter. Frick all e-celebs if you pay any of them you're gay.
basado y colepillado
Adnrew Ruse wouldn't touch this homie with a 50 ft pole. Ruse is actually doing real shit now, not Sam and Friends little gay edgy comedy where Sam tries to slip in something about israelites or N's. Sam is past his prime. He needs to get away from the camera. He has the charisma of a wet paper towel, like those cheap brown ones in public schools.
Dude is getting way too wienery and arrogant and can't handle any criticism and surrounded himslf with wigger yes men. He's had some good moments since the fall of WP but I think it's downhill from here and it's his massive fricking ego. Remember when The Great War is trash and he was like "Lol who cares what you guys think I made this to have fun with my friends anyway onto boring podcast #384394534" He's done a handfull of funny things since World Peace was cancelled.
It's hard to tell where the real him begins and the character ends. He comes across as insecure. The alpha lifting/mma schtick is strange. Surrounding himself with drugged out Zoomers who are probably afraid to challenge him. Dude is a millionaire, but comes across as insecure.
>Remember when The Great War is trash and he was like "Lol who cares what you guys think I made this to have fun with my friends anyway onto boring podcast #384394534"
Jet said that. It wasn't supposed to be good or funny. It was just him playing pretend with his besties. Sorry you're too stupid to get that.
Oh great, another stupid fricking thread that circumvents my filters. I filter fishtank, sam hyde, MDE... and still this dumb fricking shit shows up. I literally can't stand this shit, Sam Hyde is a washed up has been doing awkward Big Brother that his zoomer "friends" concocted and it's the worst fricking garbage ever. Cinemaphile eats it up... why? Because you're all fricking brainlets and you should probably have a nice day. That being said, I do like Nick's stuff and while scruffed realtor has definitely overstayed its welcome, I like the man. It's just a shame he's friends with such a fricking loser. In conclusion, please have a nice day thank you!
fart
Thus fricking loser can't die fast enough. The moron really thought he was entitled to a tv show. He should've acted like he pulled a fast one on Adult Swim for airing his show to begin with. Instead, he chose to be a giant fricking crybaby.
>Hasan is ducking this
What a coward lmao
Hasan has slowly been working out and going to the gym and taking boxing lessons so he can accept the fight and try to win
Very very slowly
You ever seen a Neanderthal physique? That’s how the Candyman is built.
I'm so tired of Sam Hyde
what's this guy even famous for
i just saw his fake ted talk which was admittedly quite entertaining
Ted talk was where he blew up but arguably the first thing that got him famous here was his anime convention thing
>what's this guy even famous for
Orchestrating 84% of all mass shootings
he needs to make up with COLE homie
He got to play XBOX with him and was whining about leaving still.
why is receiving some shitty game system such a blessing
>Cole participates eagerly in every bit, plays up the detective shit, makes out with Trish even though he knows it's production messing with him, talks to the cameras etc.
>Produces nonstop content from Day 1, more than anyone else in the house
>Does the gator squat cinnamon challenge against Brian even though he originally wasn't supposed to, Brian does b***h squats and literally cheats
>Oh btw Brian gets to stay and here's flip pussy for him and his gf gets to show up on Christmas to give him massages and suck his dick in the bathroom
>Cole is milked for content, still plays along, remember he said he came here to make friends, starts to worry that he's a lolcow
>Group therapy session, everybody spends the entire time shitting on Cole and they all reveal they hate him because he has a stable job and a loving family
>This reinforces the idea that he's a Jon-tier lolcow, which is exacerbated by Goldstriker giving him the cringe peptalk about how poor people suck
>He just wants friends
>This entire series of events causes his popularity to skyrocket far above the other fish
>Goes to quit next morning because everybody in the house hates him and he feels he's being milked for content
>Gets talked out of quitting by TTS Halo reference
>Jet brings him Halo 3 to play with Sam but the other fish plot to destroy the fricking Xbox, nuclear level hatred of Cole
>Private karate for 3 hours that pushed him to exhaustion, gets to be Hyde's bag b***h like Jon
>Force him to spar with dangerous moron Jimmy who tards out and turns it into an actual fight
>Cole injures his hand beating up Jimmy and goes upstairs to find his clothes destroyed by Brian and Trish
>Kicked off the show after breaking down and raging at production and saying Letty's heckin real name
>Oh and btw Shinji, Tay, and TJ still haven't produced any content or done anything difficult
>I hope you enjoy more cringe Brian love triangle and Jimmy's endless tard ranting
What the frick were they thinking?
you really think we're gonna read your diarrhea lmaooo
Shut the frick up Jet you killed your show moron
>Literally gets coddled
>Says he has it harder than anyone in the house
Doesn't matter if he couldn't trust any of the support he got to be true.
>coddled
He was put through more than any other fish this season. TJ, Tayleigh, and Shinji still haven't done frick all
No one cares. Can Cinemaphile please be about something else? Just endlessly chasing a high from like 10 yeaes ago that wasnt even good in the first place.
>endlessly chasing a high from like 10 yeaes
Fishtank Season 2 just came out like one or two weeks ago.
I see jets shills are back on force.
Jet's discord coven doing damage control is somehow even sadder than the other mde orbiter covens
Forgot the most important part
>frees us from having to be glued to fishtank
>Actually broke the fishtank
at 21 Jet was still bedwetting and unable to tie his shoes
who is that?
Cole dumbass, his mom nerfed him before going into the tank
A normal white family? No wonder Sam and Jet hate him.
a bday pecan pie is ascended tier
Who gives a FRICK
He barely looks human anymore how long until he becomes a mass shooter?
I dread to think what his face would look like without that goatee.
>Two literal who's
>Ruse hasn't done anything in years
Why?
blacklisted. all he can get work in is rap music videos last i saw
Andrew doesn’t want to work with them again because he doesn’t want to get cancelled again. He’s doing well as a producer/director
>career
He has none. Stop posting about him, move on
hes just not that funny anymore and his fans are the most moronic low iq subhumans on the internet who do not understand a shred of the undertones he puts out. not sure how you could watch a few of his old skits and be surprised he is a literal nazi
ive never seen MDE aside from one skit but you're wrong
Sam's blacklisted for life. that's not something you can overcome by just working hard and kissing ass.
He's done in mainstream media forever now
the only thing he can do is self publish and make his own content
hey top c, did production tell you to put the hole in the wall? that was some prime grade autism if it was real.
>letty and jet say these things at almost the exact same time, in a joking manner, even though this is supposedly a serious enough topic to get somebody kicked off
what did they mean by this
They mean that in IQ you are only a point above TJ
congrats
You almost know how to tie your shoes
I hope something comes of this. They desperately need entertainment now that their main attraction is gone
>I'm scared of Trish so will run away from her
Can some of you @ Jet with this on twitter so he checks his instagram / twitter inbox
sam isnt gonna let someone with a good physique on to upstage him
LOOK AT HASAN PIKER SKIPPING LEG DAY
>also skips leg day
Sam Hyde is done says random anonymous homosexual for the 1000th time this year while watching his shows
>open up fish flop
>50 viewers total
How do they have 5 thousand fricking people watching TJ vacuum?
because the people that say they hate the show keep watching and engaging with it.
you mean the people who keep saying Sam Hyde sucks dick? Great engagement, get that q score up
A view's a view. Those are usable stats.
Investors like stats.
They love the parasocial relationship grip they have on the poors.
>tfw when u can call Sam a homosexual on Cinemaphile without viewing his content
>Investors like stats.
No one is investing in Sam's failed career.
Already happened, anon.
Keep the cope coming, I enjoy it.
fishtank fans are moronic. they'll constantly say how the show is but keep watching it and contributing to threads and discussions around it
sunkcost fallacy. already been tricked into wasting money on the pass so may aswell stick around to watch it collapse
I am all for Sam Hyde being known as this generation's greatest LGBTQ streamer, he's earned it
Are they gibing mon?
They aren't making money off of ads, just paypigs.
Nina simps are worse than Josie's homosexual fanbase. At least the Josiecels know they're pathetic.
Cole is now actively monitoring these threads because of his self-absorbed ego.
Say something nice to him.
he was the only reason i was watching because the rest of the cast is either boring or genuinely unlikable or both.
t.
Cole you were the best contestant of a very shit series and I look forward to seeing your all-white offspring in the future now you're free of the hapa breeding facility
I'm pretty sure that if Jimmy had an eight an half inch wiener you'd be able to clearly see the bulge through his pants. He can't be that much of a grower.
He needs to make up with Tim Heideker if he wants to save his career
reminder that Cole also sort-of dropped out of college and instead did home study because he became resentful that he had no social life on campus, per his Cinemaphile posts
reminds me of a guy I used to work with who was super competent and smart but got mad at everyone enjoying the social aspects of work because he saw them as 'the type of people who had dorm parties in college' in a way that was almost looking down on them for just enjoying social company, guy could've gone far in life if he just sucked it up and BEEn himself and stopped worrying what others think
Cole is insulated from consequences of his Cinemaphile-esque narcissism however because he can just run back to daddy. That's fine, but I hope you homosexuals don't think his behavior is anything worth emulating because in the real-world the social side of things is like 80% of what gets you ahead
anon
I hope you know where we are.
You've seen how they post about women, right?
And black people?
These ""people"" haven't spoken genuinely with real human being in a decade and it shows.
If it's not laced with irony, they clam up and spew TJ-tier spaghetti.
Does the new girl know about Jimmy's 8 inch wiener?
I can't pretend any of these people are entertaining. This is what was driving Cole to madness, the 8 hours every day of everyone either being completely silent or whispering to eachother.
No energy.
No, Andrew's stuff is great without any of the former hacks
how did Meg know that Sam Hyde has AIDS?
Only way to salvage this shit show is to have Josie walk around the house in a bikini and high heels.
so THIS is the power of iDubbz era MDE fans?...
If you haven't been watching since at least Williamsburg Street Fashion youre fricking soft and a gay.
>Femoids get on production team
>Everything turns to shit
IMAGINE MY SHOCK
I haven't seen KC bring Brian to the bathroom yet. Is he gonna piss himself again?
>I trolled ftl into thinking this was the new bake
Hahaha keep posting in my thread homosexuals
Trish in a brah - b1
>Andrew Ruse
he's been working with Kristoffer Borgli since 2019 and I'd say he's in his prime right now
Did anyone clip Trish dancing to La Bambo Dominican while Brian was in the doghouse last night?
TJ ICE CUBE ASMR
I'M DYING
cole made them a template for success, sam tells them what he was doing right and them wrong, and still they can't do it. the closest we have is this based moronic puppy
>I'm quite normal irl
Show of hands.
Who believes this?
I do.
Sam Hyde buck broken by Cole Dennis
COLE BLOODED, COLE WORLD
i believe it, its not that hard to blend in with normies and normies themselves are pretty spergy
anon you saw the show
he railed against how normal people are and how much he doesn't fit in.
He said it in his posts.
Cole is suffering.
You mean Andrew Ruse needs to stop being a b***h and make up with Sam.
Yeah, the dude should definitely abandon his career and hop on this tard wagon once again
So, what do we think of our new content queen?
And is CK leaving now? Seems like she's about to break down from the silent treatment
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i'm honestly rooting for cj by this point. he's boring but not complete c**t like the rest of them
He has a pattern of self-destructive tendencies.
He ruined his body with roids now he has a balloon head and a distended gut. He ruined his show on Adult Swim and everyone else's careers because he wanted to be edgy. He ruined fishtank because the contestant talked shit about his friends. People like this secretly want to hurt themselves but manifest it by hurting other people.
>i'm like stanley kubrick. trust me.
Are these mystery Blacks representetive of how the average Burger looks?
This can't be unedited, he looks so fricking bizarre
For Cole, getting kicked off the show is the worst thing that could happen to him.
Life will go back to sucking.
He will fail to live up to family expectations.
He dropped out of college for a finance degree.
If you can't make it out of simple college despite having all the resources in the world, you really don't have much going for you
It's colever.
nah he's rich you're poor heil hitler
anon his parents are rich
he has so little he went on a show to compete for $30k.
Anon is right, just not in the way he intended. Cole's parents are rich, and it's guaranteed that he'd be handed the family business or the proceeds from the sale thereof in time. He's frick that up too likely but he'll spend years flush with cash in the meantime.
He kept threatening to leave. Cole was always going to leave.
honestly I'm not even sure what MDE is
I've always strayed away from Sam's content because it seems to be mostly black pill poison. Very cynical. He presents this idea that if you didn't make every single correct choice you are fricked. You ruined your life. Goofed on in your 20s? DONE.
you're not entirely wrong but you need to take it with a grain of salt considering his own story.
It's baffling why anyone would take advice from a silver spoon rhode island kid with a rich dad. This guy telling people to go to trade school? What a joke
not even just take his advice, actively request it and pay money for it
In essence MDE is Sam Hyde's narcissism.
That's it. He just wants people to look at him, admire him, and give him money.
Anything else is just temporary bullshit he can shed at any moment.
>oh you thought all of this was about something? You thought there was an actual group of artists, or a particular ethos here? LMAO
Deep down in his soul, Sam is just mad he never got invited to Epstein Island. He thinks he deserves it.
Ruse has actual prospects, and Sam is potential career suicide. I don't think it's even anything personal between them.
Nothing personal? Ruse is incredibly talented and had a potential career in Hollywood lined up after the success of WP. Sam blew that all up to post racist shit on twitter and took Ruse down with him.
He still has it, I mean he's close friends with Borgli and his new film with Nicolas Cage is a great success so far.
So any of his planned stuff could be easily greenlighted at A24 tbh.
meanwhile Sam still hasn't managed to get Joe Rogan's attention
He's gotten his attention, they just won't touch him with a 10 ft /misc/e.
Sam's proof that roid rage destroys a person more than any cancellation, interpersonal drama or frickup possibly could. My brother did roids for a while when he was still with us and the rage wasn't the problem, it was the context in which it happened and his inability to ever deescalate or just calm the frick down. Sure Hyde likes to mess around with his sets and do intense physical comedy but there is a difference between kicking a box fan as the punchline to a joke and destroying a door because you cannot confront the reality of a rash decision. I don't give a shit about Fishtank and never have, to me the problem is that Sam is too hopped up on stimulants and has too many Yes Men to see that he's self-destructing not only his brand but himself.
Eh whatever I'm just concerngayging. "Ah jeez dood" I said the funny line.
>destroy a door
Anon it's completely functional
What is this concern trolling?
If I crack a body mirror and you can still see your reflection I guess everything's fine.
Anon unless you're like 2 feet tall, that door being closed will still prevent entry.
You are autistic, learn to pick up on subtext and metaphors.
i dont think sam takes stimulants. hes claimed to have never tried weed or alcohol even
He lies about that, he was having a drink yesterday
The fact that people take his life advice seriously is beyond me
Yeah take dating advice from the man pushing 30 with no wife and kids, and take financial advice from the guy thousands of dollars in credit card debt
He's like 39
I meant to say pushing 40 I misspoke
that just makes it more pathetic
No, he's a moron and adding "maxxing" to dumb decisions doesn't make them "based"
Anon if you're not using debt you're doing it wrong.
>pushing 30
What the frick is this hideous little creature?
Garden gnome looking ass.
tfw all these grifting social media people do trt/tren/dbol and don't get that much bigger its funny people don't realize how every sport people use this shit thats why they have heart attacks at 25/50 and well that other thing i wont mention on this board
Anyways sams fat while on performance enhancing drugs with trainers enjoy your heart attack childless grifter. Frick all e-celebs if you pay any of them you're gay.
>tfw all these grifting social media people do trt/tren/dbol and don't get that much bigger its funny people don't realize how every sport people use this shit thats why they have heart attacks at 25/50 and well that other thing i wont mention on this board
>Anyways sams fat while on performance enhancing drugs with trainers enjoy your heart attack childless grifter. Frick all e-celebs if you pay any of them you're gay.
basado y colepillado
millennial humor guy that's too edgy for reddit
Adnrew Ruse wouldn't touch this homie with a 50 ft pole. Ruse is actually doing real shit now, not Sam and Friends little gay edgy comedy where Sam tries to slip in something about israelites or N's. Sam is past his prime. He needs to get away from the camera. He has the charisma of a wet paper towel, like those cheap brown ones in public schools.
Dude is getting way too wienery and arrogant and can't handle any criticism and surrounded himslf with wigger yes men. He's had some good moments since the fall of WP but I think it's downhill from here and it's his massive fricking ego. Remember when The Great War is trash and he was like "Lol who cares what you guys think I made this to have fun with my friends anyway onto boring podcast #384394534" He's done a handfull of funny things since World Peace was cancelled.
It's hard to tell where the real him begins and the character ends. He comes across as insecure. The alpha lifting/mma schtick is strange. Surrounding himself with drugged out Zoomers who are probably afraid to challenge him. Dude is a millionaire, but comes across as insecure.
>Remember when The Great War is trash and he was like "Lol who cares what you guys think I made this to have fun with my friends anyway onto boring podcast #384394534"
Jet said that. It wasn't supposed to be good or funny. It was just him playing pretend with his besties. Sorry you're too stupid to get that.
>people complain your shitty comedy show is unfunny
>uhh actually it wasn't SUPPOSED to be funny
TOTAL WIGGER DEATH
Oh great, another stupid fricking thread that circumvents my filters. I filter fishtank, sam hyde, MDE... and still this dumb fricking shit shows up. I literally can't stand this shit, Sam Hyde is a washed up has been doing awkward Big Brother that his zoomer "friends" concocted and it's the worst fricking garbage ever. Cinemaphile eats it up... why? Because you're all fricking brainlets and you should probably have a nice day. That being said, I do like Nick's stuff and while scruffed realtor has definitely overstayed its welcome, I like the man. It's just a shame he's friends with such a fricking loser. In conclusion, please have a nice day thank you!
You are not excentric. You are mediocre, pretending to be profound. Literally posing as "so quirky" for males.
You aint him, homie
>has been
He's a never was
>not filtering iphone filenames
ngmi
Mama Fratelli lookin ass homie
why does his head get bigger and bigger
WHERE IS WORLD PEACE 2 SAM
FRICK FISHTANK
FRICK STREAMING
FRICK ZOOMER ECELEB WANNABES
FRICK SHITTY NFTS
Streaming is where all the money is. Giving bad advice to fatherless losers is a great way to generate $$$.
what is "the great war" what is any of this shit?
great war looks like space cop tier moron shit
>le awkward picture face
stolen from Tim and Eric