He nicknamed his antlers "stab" and "jab".
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Better names would be "left handlebar" and "right handlebar".
Bayumbee!
He won't be stabbing or jabbing anything once /k/ gets a hold of him.
Everybody talks about the sequel but how come nobody ever talks about the third movie?
THERE WAS A THIRD ONE?
No, that's fan art. It's even got a deviantart watermark on the top left corner.
But I'm guessing the picture is probably based on the sequel book "Bambi's children". It got a Disney comic adaptation once.
>prince of the forest
even a gang of stray dogs will kill a deer get the frick outta here with that shit
>both young does giving frick-me eyes
S-SEXOOO
is this real?
too great to ever be real
Deer live near my home. They fricking kill each other with those things.
Maybe they're fighting over you.
Start rewarding the winners with food so the ubermensch deer they produce become your friends.
>tfw you will never have an elite deer guard squad fueled by leftover food
Bros…
>Start rewarding the winners with food so the ubermensch deer they produce become your friends.
You shouldn't feed deer, it teaches them that all humans have food for them and will harass people they come across. A woman was attacked because her neighbor feed deer and it followed her into her home.
Also they will attract bears and cougars.
That's when you bring out the chains and whips and show them who's boss.
>Also they will attract bears and cougars.
Just feed the bears and cougeas then, silly
what are they attract? Big Foot?
Then the bears and cougars maul a person they went up to and the person didn’t have food.
That's when you bring out the chains and whips and show them who's boss.
The roaming groups of deer occasionally get to enjoy old peels and fruit/vegetable scraps left outside.
Furgays off to
You'd better go there before the big orgy at five.
Uppity little brat.
He needs a father figure.
He needs correction
I'm tired of deers, post the other characters
Owo
Hey look Anon, it's Flower.
Flower? More like Zesty.
BURD
I'M COMING KID
>enters deer thread to complain about abundance of deer
For what purpose
Is this not a bambi thread
chest floof
Looks like a heart
It looks so soft and fluffy, like your fingers could disappear in it.
Bambi cloned himself.
Via the natural act of lots of deer sex.
No I left my cloning machine in the woods the other day and I think he found it.
>they spotted a hunter bathing in the creek
Deers are rats with hooves.
Except way cuter and cleaner than rats.
you were saying?
I don't see any rats changing people's lives.
That's a pacarana.
>featherless
>biped
BEHOLD
I think both rats and deer are cute.
I don't nickname my bullets.
Can anyone with editing skills turn faline into ronno haha for the lulz
why does everyone desperately want ronno to be gay for bambi?
fruity ronno is hot
Is it because he comes off as tsundere?
he thinks he's the hottest shit but he's a wuss
He'd be all yours if you stroke his ego. Then he'll get clingy and jealous if you don't pay attention to him.
That just sounds cute.
>stop paying attention to him
>he starts trying to headbutt you with his growing horns
He's looking up at you with his angry yet beautiful green eyes and making bleating sounds of protest to get you to pay attention to him again.
Poor thing
Reminder that ronno got raped by mr turtle
Is that why he turned into a rapist later?
Because he did. That happened. It's weird everyone forgets this guy actually tried to rape Bambi's GF. Like onscreen and everything.
Did he have that rapey glint in his eyes?
I don't ship him with bambi I ship him with humiliation
My cousin and I had a similar relationship to Bambi/Ronno when we were kids. He was an butthole.
reality is often disappointing