>he was 29 when Seinfeld started
>Jerry was 35
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>he was 29 when Seinfeld started. >Jerry was 35
>he was 29 when Seinfeld started
>Jerry was 35
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He didn't look old at all in season 1, in fact he was full of life. He started looking older only after he started putting on weight imho
season one George is on the left bro. he looks 35 minimum.
Yeah I know, but I don't think you should judge him from a picture, for example look at him in this scene https://youtu.be/t78wsanjaYw
It is true that the balding added a few years to him, but not too many. I eould have pinned him as a man in his early 30s (like, 32 or 33) in that scene
You're a moron zoomie, you think he looks old because of the hair and clothes.
it's amazing midwits get tricked into parroting this nonsense
>midwits
stop embarrassing yourself zoomie, you don't have a clue about anything.
lol if I look like that in 2 years I'll kill myself. keep coping bald homosexual
I still have all my hair, baldness doesn't really run in my family, the guys around 70 have thinning hair but like George.
Heaps off of young guys go bald that why zoomers are obsessed with fin and whatever else to try and deal with it. The point is, like George, this guy didn't really look old he was fit and still had a young face, but kids and zoomies see no hair or old fashioned clothes and assume someone is far older than they are.
why do you think everyone who's not a mediocre midwit like you is a zoomer? i'm 33, constanza looks way older than anyone my age i know and older than a 40 year old guy with a shaved head i know.
your problem is that you're a gullible moron who really bought into some factoid you read about haircuts and clothes instead of what's plainly obvious to anyone with eyes
It's been pointed out multiple times and for you, once again, because you're a bit slow. It's the hairstyle/glasses/clothing that makes him look older. I'm older than you, I'm smarter than you, and you use zoomer terms like midwit. Which shows you have the childish mentality of a zoomer. Even if in actuality you're a proto zoomer. You're obviously moronic and your fragile younggay ego can't let it go.
>It's the hairstyle/glasses/clothing that makes him look older
that's just your moronic assertion that you keep repeating like a toddler but it's obviously moronic to anyone with two brain cells to rub together (i.e. not you)
You're so stupid that you can't see that he has a young face because you're blinded by the rest of the picture
"the rest of the picture" being that he's bald, a sign of aging? why should i ignore this very obvious thing that makes him look old? it's not a "hairstyle", it's a sign of aging.
yes he has youthful features and aged features, we look at those features in combination to determine that he looks older than 29.
well that's what i do. you're a moron whose brain refuses to work normally because you're in love with your homosexual factoid that you read about on the internet last year
Some young people go bald or grey early. 2023 George would be completely bald or would have it shaved like Jason Stathem, put him in modern clothes with modern lenses and he'd look 5 years younger.
>factoid
You really are a fricking idiot. Most characters in 80s/90s shows look older than. Look at 60 year olds from the early 90s and 60 year old from today.
Balding is not a sign of aging, it is just interpreted as such by morons who know nothing about balding
It's a sign of aging. Balding young means your hair genetics were EVEN shittier. Blame Grandpa you insecure little b***h.
he's just bald, he doesnt really look old
being bald is one of the features that ages people
Yes but if you're not a small child or moronic zoomer, you can look past that and see that his face and skin are both still fairly youthful.
are you bald
No
I had a lots of friends who went bald in their 20s, they don't look old
you sure that wasn't because they were the same age as you?
true, a younger jason alexander would look like johnny galecki, if he had hair.
Exactly
Random topic - anyone else think Galecki sounds/looks a bit like Joaquin Phoenix?
He wasn't old. He was 29.
> S1 George
> Young
> Relatively thin
> Not as neurotic
> Making a lot of money handling real estate
> Dresses sharply
> S2 rolls around
> George is a complete fricking loser for the rest of the show
I've never seen a character get flanderized as quickly as George
He realised he was just a Larry David caricature mid way through season 1
It's always weird to go back to the first couple episodes of a series and see how completely normal and well adjusted the designated moron character was.
Yeah, but you have to admir that both Charlie and George were infinitely funnier after s1, to the point of becoming iconic.
S1 is the best and I'm sick of hearing about Devito.
Devito was fun now and then, but obnoxious as a permanent character, to me.
Charlie is actually an autistic genius whose intellect and socialization is marred by heavy drug abuse and his membership in the gang. He's clearly the smartest of the gang during his moments of lucidity
Thats not flanderization, they just decided not to go for the confident Woody Allen route, and instead gave him a completely original character (basically Larry David, but shorter and less rude)
>flanderized
Idiot
no matter how youthful is everything else about you, if you got a hairline like that you gonna look 30+ minimum
This is probably the most pathetic post on this board right now. Not only does this anon have an encyclopedic knowledge of Seinfeld but he also knows George’s weight fluctuations.
Have you ever had a relationship with a woman other than a family member?
Some israelites have the worst israelitenetics imaginable.
Boomers and older GenXers aged terriobly due to growing up with with lead in houshold paint and a polluted environment. The EPA was only created in1972 and the country was horribly polluted before that.
This. Also smoking rates and also modern hydration obsession.
Brutal semitepill. Its fricking over for the chosen ones
i don't know man, jerry seinfeld is almost 70 and he's still kinda hot
Are you a homosexual?
Yes. Now show me your wiener
have a nice day homosexual scum
Only if I can do it by choking on your wiener.
Degrade me daddy, I'm so hard
it's because he has mizrahi blood
>His mother, Betty (née Hosni[5][6]) and her parents, Selim and Salha Hosni,[7] were israelites from Aleppo, Syria.
meanwhile a modern day 36 year old
I'm going to be 40
yes you are adam
EDIM!!! COME GET THESE ROLLAH SKATES OUT OF MY ASS!
I look like Adam but less ugly and not israeli
I love this unfunny bug like you wouldn't believe.
This guy somehow looks like a sicklier version of me.
I don't think he was 36 when that photo was taken. This one however
He still looks pretty much the same. He is going to look very weird in his 50s. Fortunately he is a millionaire, so he can probably coast on that
looks like gil faizon here
He was kinda young looking in the face in the first few seasons if you ignore the baldness
I'm 43 and look at least a decade younger than George in season 1.
you look like a teenager at 43?
His face does look young on the left, it's just the hair, glasses and clothes that does the rest.
he's like 25 here and already pretty bald
frick im getting a bald spot just like this right now, im gonna look full on Costanza in 4 years i guess
hop on fin moron
imagine seeing a train coming to hit you and staying on the tracks
whats fin? i guess i dont care that much lol arent all those hair loss medicines a bunch of crap? i figure once im total horseshoe ill shave it i guess
Finasteride
You can stop the balding dead and even regrow the hairs that have only shrunk. It can't bring hairs back from the dead though so it's crucial to get on it as soon as you can.
hmmm not sure if it seems worth it
>1% side effects that go away if you stop vs spending the rest of your life as a bald frick who doesn't use his dick anyways
your funeral
i mean i can just wear a hat
kek man wearing a hat isnt going to make you look any better
not even a cool hat like this??
damn look at those clothes, he looks 80
marty mcfly got the queer eye makeover
these days, people think the worst about a man's hair and general head shape when he wears a hat. like if a guy looks good in a hat everybody is already thinking that when he's made to take it off his head will look like mr peanuts body
so I can cure my baldness and my pornography addiction with one drug? sounds like a win
It's not. Accept being a man.
never wouldve gotten the job if he didnt look like that
take the pill or suffer a dark fate
might as well add minoxidil too. he could regrow with that and if that didn't work taking fin, min, and RU58841 fixed my hair perfectly. it was costanza on the left and now it's almost perfect
i don't wanna add any topical treatments because i'm too lazy to keep up with it and you get some serious shedding if you stop. The pill is easy enough, been on it for 6 years now without any problems and I have great hair down to my shoulders.
i take fin & minox pills (really cheap bought from overseas) and use the RU to wet my hairline down in the morning when it needs it anyways. the RU is just to boost it along & it works
>hop on fin
lmao this cope again, where morons think fin is some magical potion and totally doesn't destroy your dick
Dont take a drug that suppresses dihydrotestosterone, a very important hormone for a man that is important for your health. Its natural as you get older that more T converts into DHT, which causes balding, but also beard growth, and many positive things such as denser stronger muscle (this is where the dada strength stereotype comes from).
By nuking your DHT you guarantee that you will remain a söyboy for life, it will make you impotent too or at least make erections softer.
Just accept that part of being a man is going bald and having a beard when you are older.
malicious or moronic post
been on fin for years, still have hair when my dad at my age was already afflicted with the power donut
coom everyday, 2nd year of lifting and bench 2 plates for 10 (I lifted very inconsistently)
This.
T. Was on Fin and Midox but eventually stopped working and had to recover after using for YEARS, thankfully my hormones are back to normal and can actually grow facial hair.
hes just starting to thin here, a year before he was in the McDLT commercial and still had his hair though he mighta been doing some combover trickery possibly
we used to be a country
Occasionally I catch a clip of something old and it's pretty brutal. The fall has been so rapid Boomers aren't even aware. They spent enough time in that world, they just don't look at it like I do.
youre a fricking dork dude
kek JDIF is out in full force tonight. he literally looks 40s in the first pic and has really aged past that
it is... le clothes!
youre an actual moron. unfortunately the others who've made this comment failed to expand on it but you bald when you get OLD. a hairline like that typically doesnt start forming until your 30s and doesnt fully stop until your 40s. hence looking older than twenty fricking five.
A friend of my dads was bald like George when I was a little kid, I thought he was the same age as my dad who had all his hair, he just looked older to me because he was balding at 25. He didn't actually look 40, just to my 9 year old eyes. It's rhe same with zoomers and George.
thats the point. balding is a sign of aging, hence making you look older. having half the front of your hair gone at that age is the exception, not norm
>Receding that early.
holy shit brutal He's also a manlet and overweight but can't knock the guy he's an incredible success inspite of everything
He can sing, dance and act. He doesn't need to look like an underwear model
He's literally me.
My theory is that older generations look older because we associate their fashion with old people.
Maybe the worst sentence I ever wrote right there.
We also have better techniques adn better genes to look younger, especially on tv. The golden girls where all in their 50's when the show came out.
Bunch of balding young people on 100% copium in here. He looks old as frick.
>be bald
>girl at work asks me how old I am
>unintentionally make her uncomfortable by saying "I'm 26 but I know I look way older because of this" *waves my hand at my bald head*
>she immediately starts apologizing and feeling bad, I'm just laughing
Why are people so weird about it?
You were weird about it.
It was just a little self-deprecating joke, no reason to get all weird and apologetic about it lmao
Yeah, imagine not wanting to insult or offended someone you have to work with.
Well maybe I'm just not used to it because everyone else at work treats me like shit so it took me aback when someone was overtly apologetic when she thought she had offended me
That's because it is sexual harassment to talk about bald heads since it affects males 10000x more than women
If you had an attractive face or body, she'd laugh. She already felt bad for how terrible you look.
i don't remember art vandelay mentioning his age? was it in the life and times?
what a handsome dude. too bad he's bald.
He was bald
as much as i love elaine i will always hate her for throwing his hairhat out the window
It was a c**ts act
His clothes look more mature compared to Jerry's maybe they didn't want him to look younger in comparison, also he was balding
George had a real job at that point and Jerry was usually in casual unless he was performing or at an event.
why did he do it
If baldies could do this without feeling the financial pinch they absolutely would.
Watching this show from start to finish has me fricking terrified of getting older. They all aged so extremely poorly.
israeli hair genetics
Sobotka's actor was 35 in S2 of the Wire. Some people just have shitty genes
Why didn't he shave it?
He also wore a fat suit
Bald anons, how actually bad is it? I never really thought it was a big deal. It's just the body working as intended and you still look completely normal.
t. immune to balding but hair turned grey super fast
>Bald anons, how actually bad is it?
It really isn't very bad at all. Granted anyone would choose to not be bald but it is really only a problem if you are an insecure homosexual about it. In general confidence>looks, people will get mad at me for saying this but deep down they know I am right
imagine having a good day then the mirror just ruins it
same if ugly, but instead of always being ugly you are recently ugly
If you don't have an ugly face it's actually fine, the problem is if you're already offensively ugly and have a weirdly shaped head.
It's amazing how vain young men have become. BUT it makes sense when you have no assets, experience or social proof all you have is your looks.
But being pretty is such a low value proposition for a long term mating, as men are still selected for raw fighting ability (size,shoulders,jaw) and provisions (bring home the bacon)
The mouse utopia did predict this
this guy gets it
hockey players intentionally have missing teeth and cauliflower ears to look like battle scars
Which is worse, early balding or being born a manlet?
i'm both
what do i win?
>win
It's not the kind of word I would use...
manlet, you can pull off the bald look in most cases if you get fit
Wrong. You end up in dwarf mode and no woman wants that shit.
>in most cases
read Black person
>just turned 38
>already noticing my hair thinning out
>some are turning grey
It's unironically joever for me isn't it?
>38
Your hair is the least of your problems lol
What's the most of them?
needing 20 year olds on Cinemaphile to explain to you that by 38 your hairline shouldn't matter anymore, for starters
fricking grim
If you can't get validation from zoomers, who can you get it from?
your hair looks like bristles on a paintbrush
>38
By that point your hair shouldn't matter at all since your wife and kids will respect you for other reasons than some remnants of youth.
>baby faced
>manlet
>literally cannot grow facial hair beyond a shitty mustache -- nothing at all grows elsewhere
>but thick hair
I still sometimes get asked if I'm under 16, people assume I still go to uni or highschool. I'm 28
it was over before it even began. Maybe I'll appreciate looking young when I'm 40, but I don't know, not yet.
same but without being a manlet
not much of a difference I'd say
>opposite
>offered alcohol menu here in the states at 16 pretty consistently
>in uni years ago “isnt that guy like 30?”
that above actually happened btw
khv
we must become one, I’m also 28
we can meet at 5851 Mercury Dr, Dearborn, MI 48126
Are you literally me?
>turning 33 this year
>STILL get asked to show ID when buying alcohol at the store
>takes me 1,5 months to grow a small goatee
>if I full shave I get told I look 20
Guess I'm just low test. But that doesn't matter since I never talk to women.
I have never seen a group of people more afraid of aging than Cinemaphile
Cinemaphile is only afraid of little girls aging
head over to Cinemaphile to see some real insecurity
Cinemaphile isn’t spending thousands of dollars to preserve their “beauty”, Hollywood twats like the ones you simp for are.
>losers are more distraught when losing their potential(aging), because then they are just losers instead of losers with potential to change
>further, the older you get, the more you are expected to have, and a lack of whatever is more scathing/shameful the older you get. 0 at 20 is okay, 0 at 35 is humiliating
>surprised they are more afraid of the clock
as a loser just now turning his life around, it hits me every now and again that those young pretty girls are out of my reach due to my age and lack of success, and that I missed out on a lot of young joys. I’m also at the point where i can’t enjoy the sight of a beautiful woman, for it just reminds me of what I can’t have.
further, I completely avoided social gatherings for years due to immense shame at being a neurotic neet. no one likes aging, but it’s particularly painful for losers (which Cinemaphile is probably over represented by)
I imagine aging isn’t so bad if you have something to show for it
I’ll turn this moronic oil tanker around regardless, but it still hurts
It's just some hair it's not that big a deal
that post was specifically in regards to the implied question of
>why are anons on Cinemaphile so afraid of aging?
being bald does suck, but I was answering the implied question and was not necessarily referring to balding
No I understood your cathartic "getting my groove back" post, but there's nothing but constant seething over hair loss on this board. I'd rather be bald but have straight white teeth, a good complexion, etc.
that is beside the point for both of us
but to address it, it’s sort of silly to wonder why they care
>I’d rather be attractive/otherwise healthy and bald than have a full head of hair and not attractive/otherwise unhealthy
yes? most people would prefer to be attractive/even more attractive due to having hair/healthy
your post is like going to a poor man and saying “at least you aren’t stuck in a wiener and ball torture machine”. yes, a poor man would rather be simply poor than stuck in torture, but that doesn’t really alleviate his current suffering
>being bald is not as bad as a torture machine
not saying it is, but I can’t be bothered to google why the argument of “it could always be worse” has never been effective for anyone
I'm saying that the anons here have a myriad of physical appearance issues, but hair seems to be a real sticking point. We don't get a lot of threads about Bill Murray's acne scars.
ah
you need to keep in mind that, in order for the thread/subject to show up a lot (and thus have you notice), it needs to be a relatively common subject (insofar as things can be common on a mongolian moving picture show website) otherwise many won’t talk about it
having cleft lip is worse than being bald, but it’s rarer than being bald is, ergo more anons will talk about being bald rather than having a cleft lip
Oh so you're all bald manlets, gotcha.
wouldn’t be surprising, tbh
you don’t end up on Cinemaphile during work hours if your life is going well
and you don’t end up in threads borderline dedicated to being unattractive if you are attractive
>balding isn't a big deal bro
I wish I looked like George. life is a lot better when you can't pretend to be a young guy anymore. you missed out on it anyway so why torture yourself that it will still happen. if you are a balding George you can look ahead instead of backwards
you looking like george would 100% make you even unhappier, this is next level pity, anon.
I noticed light recession when I was 28 so I shaved it off as a preview of my future. I looked okay. I'm 30.75 now and it's still humming along but it's definitely seen better days. It's just a sign of being older and having genes that are shit, nothing I have any control over. I'm glad I lasted longer than a lot of people I went to school with. Last I saw one of them they were fat and bald. Meanwhile I'm balding and skinny thanks to having the will to try to lose weight
>muh fin muh fin fin fin fin
I am not going to frick over natural processes to save a few hairs. I accept that I am getting older. And besides if I still had all my hair I'd b***h about something else. I'm autistic, I had no hope anyway.
>And besides if I still had all my hair I'd b***h about something else.
Same here, with this at least I can blame something that's not my fault.
>34
>start balding at 31-32
>really noticeable in the crown
>frick I'm going to get zero pussy like this
>feel depressed
>realize I got zero pussy before balding
>then also realize I was already depressed before balding
>be 33
>go to family reunion
>see people i havent seen in 10 years
>everyone is an adult, most have families
>one cousin my age has a kid that is 16
>they have complex meaningful lives
>mfw no kids, no gf, work a shitty job as i forcus on health
>so what are you up to? oh i work here and have nothing else going on, paying rent at x place
>oh well i have 2 kids, work fulltime to pay off a mortgage while my wife sits at home haha
>haha
>...
>well nice talking to you
I was in an accident that fricked up my whole life and i took things easy for a while until suddenly i realized everything was fricked up and im so far behind i dont think i can catch up. its over i should probably just take up a hard drug and OD with my dick in some hooker.