He was 53, she was 19

He was 53, she was 19

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >both people like eachother
    >realize they made a mistake marrying other people
    >lol actually let me go back to my miserable life
    I don't get it, what's supposed to be the point of the film then?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you never get it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      google what he whispered to her at the end

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      old married women are boring and worthless

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that is why I am confused why murry and scarlett's characters didn't just get together

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          supposedly what he whispered at the end implies he will get back together with her

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >surrounded by non-English speakers
            >still feel the need to whisper because you worry someone might overhear
            I assumed he said something extremely racist about the Japanese

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          because you don't just marry every brief crush after a few days. novel feelings wear off after a while. they both know it isn't going to work or last.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        dont worry no girl will want to marry you with that kind of thinking

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      things can be perfect, but the time isn't always right

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A role model

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cry. Seethe impotently

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly why would you date a 16yo and not just bang her? Teens are moronic. Im 22 and even 90% of 18 year olds are way too annoying for me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, you're so mature dude

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Clearly more than you for making this bait canned reply

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they are married at 22 and 24 so they are probably religious and don't frick until marriage

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Marrying a woman older than you at 22

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like he knocked her up and shes a b***h

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does women ever say anything interesting anyway?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        idk dude im still 32 and still feel like a child sometimes. i guess i have to date 16 year olds.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The majority of women are moronic, tho, regardless of age. Getting old and bitter doesn't make a b***h wise.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AITAH
      >Yes
      >You are wild, I'm going to ignore this thread from now on.
      🙂

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >age of consent is 16
      /thread i guess. frick that b***hy loser.

      also a 22 year old acting like they are some big shot adult lol.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah its legal
      >they can do whatever they want

      >from a mother to a mother
      this b***h is already had a kid by 22 lol.

      also
      >i tried getting the guy arrested

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >talking about these tiny gaps of time like they’re 20-30 years
      >”dating” this child
      >I thought nothing of it, having met and spent time with this girl, until she told me her age
      >trying to ruin your husband’s friendship, find her parents, AND get him arrested

      The lack of self awareness is mind boggling. And I’m sure she came away thinking “I’m such a good person :)”

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People would care a lot less about these women’s posts if they saw that they are always ugly, fat, or both.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can you know your husbands childhood best friend for only 2 motnhs when you're married?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >6 year age difference
      AAAHHHHH IM GOING INSANE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >as an adult I wouldn't date someone I couldn't bring to a bar
      >husband is 22
      >already has kids
      something's not adding up here.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    CAN I MAKE IT ANYMORE OBVIOUS

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love this movie. i don't care what anyone thinks about it, i watch it 2-3 times a year and it's always late at night when i can't sleep. it's amazing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same I love it too, probably my favorite movie ever. Though, Cinemaphile hates it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Love the early 00’s vibes this movie has. Feels like going back

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the definition of sovl

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was a pretty fricking cool time.
          t.lived in the early 2000's

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Always surprised how much Cinemaphile seems to hate this film. I suspect it resonates more deeply when you've had similar life experiences to the main characters in the movie, i.e: meeting the right person at the wrong time. Most of Cinemaphile will presumably never be able to relate to this feel, since they don't leave their homes.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hate this movie because Bill Murray and Scarler Johansson are bunch rich, spoiled, entitled, pussies.

          If they are so unhappy with their lives why they don't do something about it? I don't have a vegana and I don't feel pity for myself because I don't drink or do drugs. If I have a problem I confront it and tell how it is.

          This movie would be my all time favourite if they killed themselves. Jumped at the top floor hotel.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seems to be partially because reddit likes the movie and often Cinemaphile has a negative identity crisis where it has to hate anything reddit likes.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    THEEEEEY have their cross to share
    Three of a perfect pair

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugh

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Years ago I briefly dated a QT french girl. She was 25, I was 30. Anyway, right after she started dating a dude who was like 57. I'm not even kidding. This dude was almost old enough to be her grandfather. Worse still, she got pregnant by him and had a kid. It always boggled my mind.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      French moment

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boomers always win

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers BTFO

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Both are unhappy at their relationship
    >Instead of divorcing their partners they live in self pity and despair.

    As a Born Again Christian I despise this movie with passion. Why not just pray to God to solve their maritsö issues or divorce?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looked much older.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    perfect age gap
    us GenX are the last actual men left and good chunk of newest GenZ are virgins
    we will repopulate the woke wasteland with our stable nuclear families

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The real gen X men are the parents of gen Z when they had sex two decades ago instead of posting on Cinemaphile

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they had sex two decades ago
        and are divorced
        don't try to gaslight me about my generation
        I know very well who start the fricking prostitute culture.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bill Murray
    >53 yo
    Does Hollywood really age you that harshly or was it just Hollywood make-up?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      White people just age like shit. And I’m not even being racist, the sun just does more damage to your skin.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dated a woman 3 years older than me. It felt wrong. She didn't take me seriously because I was younger. I believe the most stable relationships work when a man is 7 years or older than her.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was a skater boy, she said see ya later boy.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the problem? He doesn't even frick her, he fricks the lounge singer (and she looks way freakier than a 19 y-o whose c**t still smells like little girl piss)

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