Look at this face, I’ve never seen a more asymmetrical face in my life. It’s like his mother gave birth to him in her sleep and his head came out misshapen. What is that?
Inbreeding. Generations of inbreeding due to dumbfrick hindoo reincarnation beliefs. Unironically. The reason that many browns looks offputting isnt merely because theyre brown; they actually have many signs of genetic disease.
Sauron disguised himself as Annatar, because the Noldor would have recognised him instantly as a Maiar: they lived with them for bumfrick number of years and could see into the Unseen world. Why didn't they recognise him as the human? Because the tards behind RoP 'just sort of forgot about it' and they alienated the original Tolkien scholar with their tard ideas and replaced him with someone that just made up anything. >Imagine doing a GoT S8 move, in S1 of your tax-writeoff suitable for teens GoT imitator
They've decided to do everything in the wrong order, if this is meant to be Sauron in his disguise as Annatar, Lord of Gifts. The problem is that Annatar is meant to have visited the Noldor before any of the rings were made, and that story has already been told(badly) but where he's a human named Halbrand, which suspiciously looks like one of the Maiar in the Unseen world that all the Elves that came from the Undying Lands will be able to sense. That's why he disguised himself as a different Mair: he couldn't hide that he was one from a High Elf. The alternative is that this is the disguise he's going to use when he surrenders to Numenor so he can corrupt their society, because some of them might already recognise his Halbrand form. I actually wouldn't be surprised if they sort of forget about season 1 and start over; consider the whole of S1 as the pilot.
>NOOOOO U SON OF b***h BASTERD DO NOT DO NOOOOOOOT REDEEM IT. FRICK U SON b***h FRICK SHIT FRICKER U >t. Annatar, Aulendil, Halbrand, Lord of the Rings, Mairon, Streetshitter; Sauron
Maybe a bookgay can answer this for me.
Gollum gets captured and tortured in Mordor where he gives up "Shire, Baggins" which means he knows who has the ring and where it is.
If hes known all these years, why didnt he try to steal it back?
Gollum left his cave in pursuit of Bilbo a few years after losing the Ring, but the trail was cold. He made his way to the edge of Mordor, where he met the monstrous spider Shelob and became her spy, worshipping her and bringing her food. He was eventually captured by Sauron's forces and tortured, revealing to Sauron the names of "Baggins" and "the Shire". His testimony alerted the Dark Lord of Mordor to the existence and significance of Hobbits in general and the Baggins family in particular
He first had to overcome his fear of the Sun and starlight, which took decades after centuries in a cave. Gollum was born approximately 800 years after the Shire was founded, but many in Middle-Earth don't know about it and need 'hobbits' explaining to them. Despite the Witch-King ruling Angmar and warring with Men of the region for centuries, he didn't know where the Shire was either and had to ask around when sent out to ask about 'Shire' and 'Baggins'.
Gollum was drawn eastwards by Sauron calling all under his will to him for the upcoming war, and Gollum had more reason to believe it was the ring as the feeling would have been similar: the ring is a part of Sauron.
>If the Witch-King had paid more attention to the internal goings-on of the kingdom of Arthedain during his war with them, he would have been able to go straight to the Shire rather than riding two-thousand miles north first to ask the Dwarfs about it
Gollum left his cave in pursuit of Bilbo a few years after losing the Ring, but the trail was cold. He made his way to the edge of Mordor, where he met the monstrous spider Shelob and became her spy, worshipping her and bringing her food. He was eventually captured by Sauron's forces and tortured, revealing to Sauron the names of "Baggins" and "the Shire". His testimony alerted the Dark Lord of Mordor to the existence and significance of Hobbits in general and the Baggins family in particular
One thing I always thought about even as a kid was the sheer amount of shit an orc army would produce moving across Middle Earth. They would be a walking bio weapon tbh.
Its frustrating because the finances of the forces, troop movement speeds and the supply chains of every army in LoTR is autisticly detailed down to the damn phases of the moon in the book if you have any military history knowledge and can read between the lines just a bit.
If you want to read a military historian who specializes in ancient greek and roman republic evaluate Tolkien's military understanding I recommend
https://acoup.blog/tag/lord-of-the-rings/
Turns out Tolkien knew logistics of 12th century warfare
One loo to rule them all
>not "one loo to redeem them all"
You had one job.
There's nothing in the books that says Sauron didn't look like this
All the Maia were white like all the elves until corrupted and turned into gross evil creatures so I guess it fits
>Sauron, Middle Manager for Morgoth
>Jeets, middle managers for israelites
it fits
Look at this face, I’ve never seen a more asymmetrical face in my life. It’s like his mother gave birth to him in her sleep and his head came out misshapen. What is that?
Inbreeding. Generations of inbreeding due to dumbfrick hindoo reincarnation beliefs. Unironically. The reason that many browns looks offputting isnt merely because theyre brown; they actually have many signs of genetic disease.
Sauron disguised himself as Annatar, because the Noldor would have recognised him instantly as a Maiar: they lived with them for bumfrick number of years and could see into the Unseen world. Why didn't they recognise him as the human? Because the tards behind RoP 'just sort of forgot about it' and they alienated the original Tolkien scholar with their tard ideas and replaced him with someone that just made up anything.
>Imagine doing a GoT S8 move, in S1 of your tax-writeoff suitable for teens GoT imitator
so are they recasting or is there legitimately going to be two different actors for Sauron in s2?
They've decided to do everything in the wrong order, if this is meant to be Sauron in his disguise as Annatar, Lord of Gifts. The problem is that Annatar is meant to have visited the Noldor before any of the rings were made, and that story has already been told(badly) but where he's a human named Halbrand, which suspiciously looks like one of the Maiar in the Unseen world that all the Elves that came from the Undying Lands will be able to sense. That's why he disguised himself as a different Mair: he couldn't hide that he was one from a High Elf. The alternative is that this is the disguise he's going to use when he surrenders to Numenor so he can corrupt their society, because some of them might already recognise his Halbrand form. I actually wouldn't be surprised if they sort of forget about season 1 and start over; consider the whole of S1 as the pilot.
nothing in the book says he's a pajeet either, checkmate atheist
>You would have been my sir
Tolkien's works were always allegorical to the struggles of India during the emergence of 16 Mahajanapadas
did you redeem the permission to use that image sir??
>Saaron
>NOOOOO U SON OF b***h BASTERD DO NOT DO NOOOOOOOT REDEEM IT. FRICK U SON b***h FRICK SHIT FRICKER U
>t. Annatar, Aulendil, Halbrand, Lord of the Rings, Mairon, Streetshitter; Sauron
>From his dark tower of Bangla-Desh the dark lord sees all
DO NOT REDEEM THE RING, DO NOT REDEEM THE RING, MA'AM YOU STUPED BASTERD BEECH PROSTITUT DO NO FAKEN REDEEM
Pajeet LOTR might not be the most awful thing ever. c**ts love their musical excuses to dance, they might just try and use every single song.
I would watch and probably like Bollywood LOTR. But this is Hollywood LOTR(in name only)
>gets rejected by a white woman
>turns into a pajeet
What did Amazon mean by this?
It would align with UK racism tendencies so it’s kino.
DO NOT REDEEM THE RING
Maybe a bookgay can answer this for me.
Gollum gets captured and tortured in Mordor where he gives up "Shire, Baggins" which means he knows who has the ring and where it is.
If hes known all these years, why didnt he try to steal it back?
Why would that shithead know shit about what the shire even is.
All these, you should remember also that the Shire is only half as old as the last time Sauron was running around
He didn’t know where the shire was. It was being kept secret, maybe by Gandalf, maybe Bombadil has some part in in, no idea
even the shire has guard gays
Gollum left his cave in pursuit of Bilbo a few years after losing the Ring, but the trail was cold. He made his way to the edge of Mordor, where he met the monstrous spider Shelob and became her spy, worshipping her and bringing her food. He was eventually captured by Sauron's forces and tortured, revealing to Sauron the names of "Baggins" and "the Shire". His testimony alerted the Dark Lord of Mordor to the existence and significance of Hobbits in general and the Baggins family in particular
>Would you not worship her?
>pale
>black hair
>green eyes
yes plz
I loved how angry nerds were when the games turned Shelob into a sexy lady.
He first had to overcome his fear of the Sun and starlight, which took decades after centuries in a cave. Gollum was born approximately 800 years after the Shire was founded, but many in Middle-Earth don't know about it and need 'hobbits' explaining to them. Despite the Witch-King ruling Angmar and warring with Men of the region for centuries, he didn't know where the Shire was either and had to ask around when sent out to ask about 'Shire' and 'Baggins'.
Gollum was drawn eastwards by Sauron calling all under his will to him for the upcoming war, and Gollum had more reason to believe it was the ring as the feeling would have been similar: the ring is a part of Sauron.
>If the Witch-King had paid more attention to the internal goings-on of the kingdom of Arthedain during his war with them, he would have been able to go straight to the Shire rather than riding two-thousand miles north first to ask the Dwarfs about it
neat, thanks
Where in the book?
HOW CAN SHE STAB ME SIR!?
underrated
I COULD BE
SAHMIR THE STRONG
One thing I always thought about even as a kid was the sheer amount of shit an orc army would produce moving across Middle Earth. They would be a walking bio weapon tbh.
Looks like poo's back on the menu
not really knowing much about orc biology it's entirely possible they were shit eaters.
yeah I think that was canon already
Its frustrating because the finances of the forces, troop movement speeds and the supply chains of every army in LoTR is autisticly detailed down to the damn phases of the moon in the book if you have any military history knowledge and can read between the lines just a bit.
If you want to read a military historian who specializes in ancient greek and roman republic evaluate Tolkien's military understanding I recommend
https://acoup.blog/tag/lord-of-the-rings/
Turns out Tolkien knew logistics of 12th century warfare
>They can't take the originals from us--ACK