He was based for doing what he truly wanted. He always followed his heart.

He was based for doing what he truly wanted. He always followed his heart.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >does whatever he truly wanted
    >doesn't sleep with trailer-trash KStew, when she throws herself at him; cause she's only 17 years + 365 - 1 days old; and that would be illegal, and therefore immoral.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wasn't he gay irl

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn’t frick her because he knew it would’ve broken her heart. He didn’t love her and he wasn’t planning on sticking around. Her age had nothing to do with it.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    moronic hippie glad he died

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ugh this city life isn’t for me it’s not natural enough
    >I know, I’ll just drop myself in the harshest natural environment in america alone with no survival skills and no safety net because that’s exactly how ancient humans lived before we had technology, alone
    He was a giant moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was right though. If you have a safety net, you're not actually surviving in the wild.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      where did you get all of that? he went with the intention of surviving for 100 days and then returning. He's a moron for thinking rivers are static objects that never change

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        A gun is a safety net. He brought one. All these survivalist types are constant LARPers who want to feel like they're really tough survivors but what is a gun but the ultimate fricking safety net? You either go out with the intent of coming back alive and you plan for that or you go out with the intent, consciously or not, to commit suicide. Which is what he did.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong post

          He was right though. If you have a safety net, you're not actually surviving in the wild.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone that has seen this movie is a pedophile. No exceptions.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How? Why?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What? How did you know?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh shit, i knew it

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    And look where it got him…

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never seen the movie but I know about the guy, hes a moron and no amount of cope is going to change that fact.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he's a moron for dying on his own terms, but not me! I just wageslave for 50-40 years and die from a heart attack!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >own terms
        That's a cope and I refer you to my previous post.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        so he was always planning to die of dysentery, fever and exposure over a period of two weeks?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Own terms
        Evidence at the bus shows he would have given anything for someone to come rescue him. He died scared, in pain, alone, and full of regrets

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was on board with him until he decided to burn all his money/license/social security card. that's just moronic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The movie really establishes him as a spoiled moron for some reason. I don't know his real story but in the movie he seems so petty
      >noooooooooooo you can't just offer to buy me a new car

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If anything, movie probably made him more sympathetic. You just know anyone trying something like this is THAT kind of guy

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was a moronic trust fund baby liberal with daddy issues

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worst part of the film was the eddie vedder ukelele soundtrack, reinforcing the fact that the film is about a massive homosexual

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's pretend his passion was Nascar driving...

    Christopher McCandless sets off, from California in an old car he rebuilt himself (he replaced the fenders and painted it), on a trip to the Daytona 500. He only gets across the state line when he runs out of fuel because he forgot to fill it up. Instead of simply walking to the nearest gas station or flagging down help he decides to push his car over an embankment and set it on fire. He then proceeds to walk on foot to the nearest car lot (which happens to be in Mexico for some reason, mostly because he burned up his map in the car and he's been taking backroads.) He finds an old bicycle in a garbage dump and uses that.

    He finally gets to the car lot and buys a fixer-upper for $50. Before leaving the car lot he has to change a tire, which he replaces with the solid rubber donut. He buys fuel and heads off to the Daytona 500 again. Only he's heading deeper into Mexico and eventually ends up broken down in front of, "Autodromo Internacional de la Jolla" due to no water in the radiator. The engine block has seized up. Luckily, there's a race about to start. Christopher...er "Alexander Superspeeder", who changed his name, pays the $125 entry fee for the race.

    Unfortunately, Alexander Superspeeder doesn't have a race car. He does however have an old bicycle still. He uses the bicycle to race. He makes it only 3 laps before he is too tired to steer straight and veers off into a race car and is killed.

    Some israelite picks up his story and writes a book about his life and how he followed his dreams. Another israelite makes a movie about it. Armchair racers around the world adore him.

    The End.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it never gets old

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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