He was on the island for four years and in that time Kelly got married and had a daughter who looks to be 1.5-2 years old. She completely dropped him weeks after he went missing.
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Women don't have to be lonely or without consolation for a second. They always have multiple orbiters and shoulders to cry on lined up.
Thank you. It needed to be said.
Women can't handle being alone for even one night.
the reason he was "castaway" was because he knew she was already cheating. watch it again. or don't. idc
2 years is a lifetime to most people, never mind for a woman
Why do we care about their existence again? To shit more worker ants for Mr. Shekelstein? Pussy whipping is the deadliest plague known to man.
Even when married, they have backup men readily available.
there's a deleted scene were she sabotaged the plan so she could monkey branch to a higher status male.
>be stranded on a desert island
>be called incel
Nothing wrong with that. The others rendering the incel involuntarily celibate are the issue.
This surprises you? Soldiers get deployed and their wives are on Jody's dick within a week.
Helen Hunt is pretty gross. She had to take what she could before she completely hagged out.
She looked old then and looks old now.
It's customary to wait a year before moving on.
it's been studied and is scientific fact that women recover 100% faster than men after a breakup
Men are fine initially but feel worse in the long run meanwhile Women are hurt initially but get over it in the long run.
>100% faster
wtf did he mean by that?
Women recover twice as fast as men?
Twice as fast would be 50% faster, mathlets. 100% faster means it takes 0 time.
100% faster means:
man speed = 10 recoveries per hour
woman speed = 20 recoveries per hour
in 100% less time means:
man needs 100 days to recover
woman needs 0 days to recover
That's what women do, mate.
At any given time in a woman's life, she has a mental list of men who are interested in fricking her.
When she gets bored or slightly inconvenienced she simply moves on to the next one on that list.
Twice as fast, moron.
Are you an actual ESL shitskin, or wad that attempted comedy?
it's a women's quote that "you don't get over a guy until you get under another"
prostitutes will tell their friend that the night she is single
It's a good advice for men too
I broke up with my gf and banged a new chick 45 minutes after
>the people with more options deal with loss easier
Stop the presses!
>having a majestic island for yourself
>white sands and clear waters
>endless supply of fresh fish, coconut and berries
>N-N-NOOO BUT MUH HUSTLE AND BUSTLE AND ANNOYING WIFE
if there was a qt polynesian chick there I don't think he would leave
>for yourself
That was the problem. Humans are social and his only "friend" was a volleyball. That would drive most people bonkers, not just city slickers.
Wilson was a better friend than any of you buttholes
He listened… and that’s what none of you guys are capable of.
he also had a fricked up toothache that was being exasperated by the fruit he ate
because the dentist was root canaling his prostitute wife
Yea even when this movie was new it was a big running joke about how fast she moved on.
Women live on easy mode. Just imagine getting approached every day by guys that want to invite you to free food and drinks just so that can prove to you that they are worth it.
Imagine being so privileged and entitled and used to getting catered for that when a guy wants to split the bill you get offended and mad at him.
This movie is so fricking stupid
There's a 0% chance that welder mommy would be single
>husband left her for Russian thot
>literally no civilization within a 15 mile radius
He should have murdered Helen Hunt once he found out what she did.
She was having an affair with Tom Hanks' dentist.
Chuck was missing for 50 months.
Kelly and Jerry have a 13 month old daughter. Their daughter was born when Chuck had been missing for 37 months (Just over three years).
Kelly was pregnant for nine months prior to her daughter being born, as mothers tend to be. Kelly got pregnant when Chuck had been missing for 28 months (Just over two years).
As evidenced by the photograph of the champagne wedding toast, Kelly and Jerry were married at least two-four weeks prior to Kelly getting pregnant. Kelly was married to Jerry when Chuck has been missing for 27 months (Just over two years).
What does all this mean? Well, if you’re to believe Kelly and Jerry, It means that despite losing her fiancé in a horrible plane crash on Christmas Day and not knowing whether or not he was still alive, Kelly Frears began dating Chuck’s old dentist, got married to Chuck’s old dentist, and had a child with Chuck’s old dentist once she was begged to “move on” from Chuck’s memory. That seems like an awfully quick turnaround period, does it not?
Assuming that Kelly is to be believed, she grieved for three or four months (an ultra conservative grieving period). She panicked every time the phone rang, hoping maybe it would be some news about Chuck, good or bad. Finally, after four full months of nothing but tears and heart ache, at the urging of her family and friends, she accepts a date with Jerry Lovett.
Four months have passed since the crash, and two years pass from the first date to their wedding date. Two years! Two years seems like an awfully short turnaround for a woman to be married when she’s not even sure if her fiancé is still alive or not.
>Chuck
currently sneed
effort poster actually watched the movie.
many such cases
she refuses the watch when homeboy gets on the plane. he knew. so he "castaway"'d himself into emotional exile
she's a ho
*pager. and engagement ring.
these are all actually worth watching btw
pretty compelling case, anon
i always thought it was weird how the movie was 2 words - cast away - when somebody trapped on an island is a "castaway"
it makes sense if the story is about how he was cast away from his relationship
oh dang.
>not sure if he's still alive
If a plane goes missing there is a 99.999999% chance everyone on board is dead
>She completely dropped him weeks after he went missing.
Based on your own post it seems reasonable that she waited a year or so. Gave up hope he was alive. Started dating the dentist or whatever he was for around a year then they married and a few months later she got pregnant.
Waiting 1 year before moving on from a relationship when in all likelihood your partner died in the plane he was on they know went down over the ocean seems completely reasonable.
Women are c**ts but in this example nothing was done wrong.
usually i hate calling out an incel thread, but this is definitely an incel thread who has never touched a woman. the only saving hope is that it was created by an teenager who doesn't know shit about shit, because, when you're a teenager, every love you have is supposed to be some crazy medieval storybook eternal love that is never supposed to die even without you gone. this is literally why shakespeare's romeo + juliet is about teenagers. anyway, i digress, but you have to put yourself in helen hunt's character's shoes for just a god damned second. let's pretend you're in your prime or maybe just passed it. you're with chuck and you're both in love and he's obviously going to be the guy you have children with. you're fricking ready to go, like, this is fricking it man. we're having kids. then chuck's plane goes down somewhere in the megafricking pacific ocean and he loses the emergency beacon. i mean, at this point in time, there was basically zero hope that chuck was alive. almost fricking zero. she probably thought about moving on like day fricking three because everyone in the world was like, "he's definitely dead honey." and it's really not that outrageous. any one of you would think chuck was dead. and her biological clock, already overdue with chuck, is ticking and ticking hard. that just doesn't go away because chuck is dead. it's still goin'. and that's the whole thing with the packages, blah blah blah. he gives her the ring but she never opens it. then he gets the angel wing box and later meets his angel, blah blah blah.
wrong.
k
I ain’t readin all that homie
>blah blah blah
Damn, you wrote my reply for me.
What would happen if he washed up on shore and there was another survivor on the island and it was a twelve year old girl?
He would have taken care of her what's your point?
I would have massaged her breasts
Be honest, how long would you last? You've got to think rescue is a reasonable possibility for at least a month or two, right?
If you had reasonably easy /consistent forms of diverse nutrition. Safe access to water, and decent shelter, it would be kinda comfy.
There definitely is something nice to living an easy-breezy lazy tropical life with zero worries.
But the boredom would probably take over and i would probably die doing something dumb like rock climbing, freediving, or making a giant coconut catapult out of logs.
You underestimate that you’d be spending most of your day searching for food and constantly having to repair things
You wouldn’t do well, none of us would
I would
it's really not that hard. it's your natural condition. depending of course on where. the tv shows where they do this are all in reasonable places. there's all kinds of edible bullshit, snakes, fish. a man is actually very well suited to survival.
>most of your day searching for food
it's not that hard to find enough food for one person and build up some reserves if you're on a large enough island like he was.
If you has a good day fishing and dry and salt some of it you have enough protein for a week.
The problem is when you have a week or more of bad luck, a storm hits and the fish frick off, etc.
>constantly having to repair things
like what? If you weren't a lazy frick you'd have most of your jobs done before mid day, a bigger problem would be the boredom and isolation.
He had enough trees to build a proper boat and sail. If I was him, I would build the boat but sail to a nearest island to find a brown woman to take back with me to my island and start a new civilization.
based. have you read Galapagos? Kurt Vonnegut book that stuck with me
Its Tom Hanks so the girl would have been stalked and murdered. Tom would have taken a picture of one of her shoes and uploaded it to the internet.
There is a name for when women are diagnosed with an illness and the nurses have to warn them there is a 99% chance their husband/bf abandons them to go through it or die alone. But men expect their widows to stay alone forever after their dumb ass dies.
It happens to men too. Men just don't complain as much
Nothing wrong with a widow remarrying after a period of mourning.
Yes there is.
No there isn't.
did you even watch the movie? it's a metaphor. she was cheating on him, he knew that, and was then "castaway" into his emotional island of recluse to come to terms with it. there are videos explaining this.
he meets the volleyball exactly halfway through which was also symbolic of something I forget.
>1pbtid
won't even read this
>1pbtid
Schizophrenia
Women are hardwired to emotionally detach from men at the drop of the hat.
But the movie explains she just got with the new guy to help move on from losing him and she still loves him, they even have that whole scene in the rainy night at the end explaining it
Do you guys just not pay attention to movies you watch?
nah. she a ho
>i love you so much that i cucked you with someone you know
And this makes sense to the woman brain?
Do you have any source on that?
Why criticizing women still so frowned upon, even when they deserve it?
This is what women do. If they're not getting constant attention for five minutes they move on to someone else. They're vapid and heartless.
The YouTube video on this is pretty convincing but for Kelly’s schizo maps trying to find Chuck.
Allied is the more redpilled movie btw
one of the four links I shared above points out that her schizo map just has the line drawn straight to his island, and the pile of newspapers and magazines were all from the four month period between when he was found and when he showed up to confront her
(of course she'd start keeping track AFTER he was found)
Yeah I saw most of those. To me the biggest potential piece of evidence pro her cheating is the congruity between Bettina the angel woman and Chuck not the newspaper or any hidden ideas
Do you think he and Wilson ever did stuff?
All alone on that island together with no other release...
Meanwhile I haven't so much as touched a female since things fell apart with my gf 8 years ago.
same. he punished himself with "44 lashings" and mapped out the position of the sun before releasing himself from torment.
people make threads with a question and then don't bother reading them
I support you without crossing the line to encourage your behavior
Didnt his fat wife got fit as soon as he died?
The package had a radio in it and a electric generator
That's a long time and she wasn't old enough to not have a chance for a happy life without him.