It's posted every single time this thread happens, have a different one of the same girl.
The signature on her boobs is by comic artist Adam Hughes before you ask.
women are so shameless, it's really hot. she is excited by walking around showing off her body and teasing men. damn. she probably doesn't even realize that it's this sexual thing
It's a sobering thought to see how many of that initial generation to first achieve internet fame just crashed and fricking burned. That or they became irredeemable lolcows. Or both. Dobson, Moviebob, Spoony, Chris Chan, it's already a tale as old as time. Yet it never stops being hilarious. Great video btw.
well He broke into the industry as he got a work in Disney. So i guess that's nice.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I loved the brief but intense affair we had with Latza. As if TGWTG wasn’t pathetic enough we had content from someone trying and failing to ride their coattails. I miss it.
Did he seriously think people would truly buy that he'd beat up a guy at comic con over something like this? This really was a 'look, i am a badass and superior gentleman' humblebrag of a shitty comic
I remember when I was a corporate drone similar to him, but not nearly as dramatic. I used to think I was doing some act of valor when I stopped someone from stealing. I even got a trophy with my name misspelled on it for having the highest dollar amount of merchandise recovered in a year. In retrospect, I realized I was a total fricking homosexual and now I go back to my old job and steal shit that I don't even want just because.
He wasn't appreciated by his employer for his upstanding behavior. The real Black folk here are his boss for being a poor leader and you for being a moron who doesn't understand reward/punishment
3 months ago
Anonymous
>got a trophy and praise >not appreciated
What do you want homosexual, a blowjob?
3 months ago
Anonymous
I would've preferred to get a raise rather than a shitty trophy, anon.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Did you ask your boss if you could get a commission on recovered goods? That's what I would probably do if I was a wagecuck in a shithole Black personhood where this was a common problem.
3 months ago
Anonymous
The salesgays didn't even make commission there lol. The management would get a bonus depending on the improvement on shrink/loss compared to the previous fiscal year and everyone else would get maybe a bonus of like $80 (pre-tax) around Christmas.
It was one of my first jobs, I just drank a bit too much of the corporate kool-aid at the time because I actually believed in the philosophy of "if you work hard, you can go anywhere!"
3 months ago
Anonymous
>he thinks trophies are the way to reward good subordinates
This is why you'll never be a good boss or a leader. You're probably in some two bit company in the heartland of muttmerica israeliteing your colleagues and subordinates if you are doing this shit
I would've preferred to get a raise rather than a shitty trophy, anon.
Raises, promotions, increased responsibilities along with titles and pay or benefits are usually what you're supposed to get for good performance. Your boss was a moron anon.
3 months ago
Anonymous
My boss didn't even get to store management position through hard work. He started as a salesgay, was always one of the bottom ranked in sales in his region, but just sucked a lot of corporate wiener, and within six months he was offered a management position at our store. He fricked around there for a few years, oftentimes he would only show up for a few hours a day and then leave, and now he has a mid six figure job at the corporate office.
"Not who you know, it's who you blow" is the truest statement in the corporate world.
3 months ago
Anonymous
You got it right. You need pull from above more than you push using your own effort. Peter's principle in action with most organizations that get bloated. Always remember anons, if you want to succeed in corporate, suck dicks or impress the hr roasties and senior management. If you want to see meritocracy, you have to do it yourself when you get to those positions.
>honkeys don't steal
It's all they ever do, they even steal land. You need to leave.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>me sell land to pale face for fire water and beads >*200 years later* >pale face steal'um land! Dirty thief!! *shoots up heroin and scalps neighbor*
3 months ago
Anonymous
anon it's even more hilarious:
>Me "sell" the "sacred" land to paleface for firewater and beads as stupid paleface think you can "own" land HA-hahaha HA-hahaha! >20 years later >The invaders and colonizers stole our sacred lands!
The same lands you stole from other savages 30 years ago? Whole stole it from yet other savages 50 years ago? So sacred. Much sacred. Many sacred.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I owe brown people absolutely nothing. In fact, they owe me for subsidizing their existence.
It isn't really hard to stop most thieves like that in terms of shoplifting so long as someone goes after them. The only real factor that keeps people from doing it is the fact that 1 in 50 is crazy enough to seriously fight you over whatever shit they shoplifted and if they're crazy enough to seriously fight you they're crazy enough to carry something.
Aside from that, most small scale petty thieves will give up the moment they're caught
I wanna say it's a young Dobson and the dude in question, judging by how Dobbo draws him, was some kinda out of shape skinny fat fricker under his jacket.
I could see it.
That's incredibly hard to believe.
You'd be surprised, there are some out of shape dudes who will bench way more than should be possible because they're not properly doing reps, they're jumping to that big lift as soon as possible. If you skip all the reps and just let yourself lift on adrenaline putting everything into that one big rep, you can do it, you risk just completely fricking up your muscles and hurting yourself, but you can do it.
I'd say the big hole in Bob's thing is that the guy who can do a max of 300 is probably already able regular bench at least around 175 but I could see it happen under extreme circumstance, especially since Bob seems more like the kind of guy to casually omit that he hurt himself and nearly passed out doing it rather than the guy to lie about doing it to begin with.
I work at a mall and a lady got her phone stolen by a nigerian motherfricker. A well meaning stocky white guy tried to chase him down. Thankfully he had no fricking chance, that lanky lighbulb headed darky sprinted off like a bargain bin usain bolt. But afterwards, I tried to tell the white knight not to chase these people, because they’re all carrying knives. He didn’t believe me. I reckon he’d better keep being slow, for his own good.
I honestly thought the panel after he jumped on the counter he was pulling his bear costume down from the ceiling. That probably would have been closer to what happened.
>how will I explain this to my girlfriend >hey babe, today at work a guy tried to steal some DVDs and I chased him down and got the DVDs back, it was pretty wild >oh yeah I’m totally fine, just got a little cut on my finger but that’s it >well I was able to get his license plate number while he was getting away so we gave that to the police, so hopefully they’ll deal with him
you fricking ruined it for me. I was going to look up if there was a sequel strip and then made the mistake of checking the replies to see if someone had already posted ir. then I saw your one, completely spoiling the aftermath.
i like reading it cell by cell so I have the author/artist's timing and vision, and you had to ruin it all in one paragraph.
thanks a lot
>person makes self-fellating fantasy about him "saving" a woman
Why is this such a common theme with all these webcomics? CAD had a thing where his self insert had to stop his girlfriends evil boyfriend from stealing her from him. Stonetoss had that one comic where some girl begs a character who looks like him to come back. Sophie Labelle has an entire comic where the first few issues are labelles annoying self insert grooming some guy into a relationship.
The cringiest one I have ever seen was a fat guy with a goth gf. Some dude shows up to mock him and the gf defends him, saying "he's good in bed". Imagine needing to be rescued in your own fantasy.
>https://www.reddit.com/r/goodanimemes/comments/y32cv1/the_goth_girl_her_boyfriend/
I found it. It's really sad.
3 months ago
Anonymous
embarrassing
3 months ago
Anonymous
>posted by an anime profile with ukraine flag
I wish Obiden would just turn off the internet already
3 months ago
Anonymous
I miss when the internet was full of unironic spergs who would dream up these scenarios. Now it's just butthurt blackpilled incels who understand fully well how moronic it is and that it will never happen, which is boring and negative.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>I miss when everything was like my wholesome subreddits
All of that still exists
3 months ago
Anonymous
3 months ago
Anonymous
I like how it's don't judge people by their looks, but he makes sure he's with a hot sexy girl and not a fat plain one.
3 months ago
Anonymous
That's just sad.
3 months ago
Anonymous
The worst part about the internet being condensed is that the absolute gold 'spergs would come up with has dried up.
Funny to think the goons and their like mocking shitty webcomics did nowhere near as much to stop them as normalgays calling them cringe.
3 months ago
Anonymous
oh its merryweather kek. havent heard that name in a while, their art was always shit. peak normie tourist weeb trash
They lack the self-reflection necessary to recognize their Id seeping through their work, many such cases, the xkcd "wedding speech" strip comes to mind
???
he fell in love with Megan and is now giving a speech at her wedding to someone else?
Did not know there was xkcd lore
3 months ago
Anonymous
If you look over the early Megan appearances you get strong stalker vibes. But he has since married somebody else, and then his wife got cancer and maybe she's dead now.
3 months ago
Anonymous
This is some atomic level seethe. Worst thing is, I know a guy like this. He met a girl when we were 18, simped for her while she fricked most of our friend group and not him, and now she has been married for 4 years. We're 32 now and he is still simping for her and clearly thinks there will be some point in the future where she gets a divorce and finally gives him a chance.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>she fricked most of our friend group and not him, and now she has been married for 4 years.
Does the husband know what a cuck he is, or are all normie men okay with women who have high body counts?
3 months ago
Anonymous
The husband is a stereotypical soiboi type of guy, so he's either ignorant/delusional or likes it. Not my problem.
3 months ago
Anonymous
A lot of guys assume their girlfriend was easy to frick because they were just so handsome and interesting. It never occurs to them that their gf might just be a prostitute.
3 months ago
Anonymous
there are no women without high body counts
3 months ago
Anonymous
We call it "one-itis". They make up this perfect image of their "one true love" that never fades and place all their hopes and dreams into it. You see it a lot from friend-zoned orbiters that convince themselves she will eventually see that he's Mr. Right and patiently wait for her to either tire of the wiener carousel or divorce the man she is actually in love with.
Frankly, it's one of the worst cases of simping possible, since they, purposefully or not, sabotage all of their chances with other women since none can compare to the pedestal they have placed their "one" on.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Wow, it's just genuinely sad.
3 months ago
Anonymous
what a jealous c**t
3 months ago
Anonymous
I don't get it
3 months ago
Anonymous
>what one single girl paying attention to you in your whole life does to a mf
3 months ago
Anonymous
this is a totally inappropriate thing to say at a wedding lmao
3 months ago
Anonymous
Wait, hold on, I thought the xkcd author was married? So he’s not? How the hell did I get that idea then
3 months ago
Anonymous
A few years before he married a woman with breastcancer he spent a few years being passively obsessed with another woman
3 months ago
Anonymous
xkcd is a huge muh popscience moronic insufferable homosexual
Yes, and why I love vtuber waifus. I get pure audiophile cute voices but don't have to look at the fat chick producing them. It's like the return of the radio.
Yeah, the Batman-Superman fight also works BECAUSE they're friends. A lot of comic fans were complaining that the movie didn't work because that element was removed. You look at all the best times they've fought in the comics and neither ever wanted to kill the other but their conflicting ideologies pushed them to battle
>but their conflicting ideologies pushed them to battle >NOOOOOooooo you can't kill the genocidal maniacs no matter what!!! They must be brought to justice!!!!
I'll admit that I haven't seen a lot of Batman or Superman but they pretty much are the same in end goals but hey I'd watch a movie where Superman uses his super powers to instantly snap the neck of everybody on Earth who has ever had so much as a parking ticket.
>but their conflicting ideologies pushed them to battle >NOOOOOooooo you can't kill the genocidal maniacs no matter what!!! They must be brought to justice!!!!
I'll admit that I haven't seen a lot of Batman or Superman but they pretty much are the same in end goals but hey I'd watch a movie where Superman uses his super powers to instantly snap the neck of everybody on Earth who has ever had so much as a parking ticket.
Snyder cribbed most of the fight from Dark Knight Returns, but like the earlier anon pointed out, the whole reason that scene worked was because Batman and Superman had been allies for 50 years leading up to that fight, and it wasn't about one killing the other. Superman was working for the U.S. government and was given orders to turn Batman in, and Bruce was making a last stand. It was about proving a point more than either one "winning".
Dobson is a self-admitted manlet. I think Bob is over 6ft. Bob is probably 3x Dobson's weight with a greater reach. Both are horrendously out of shape.
Bob self reported his max bench at 300. Assuming he's not lying, he's probably one of those guys who does weights well beyond his actual level and goes for max right after the warm up with little reps, so it's not a good measure of how well he can fight but I wouldn't be surprised if the three punches he can throw are actually pretty good
What the frick is this comic even about? I'd understand if the guy was excited to go bird watching or some other hobby, instead it's about eating at fricking McD
you have to eat mcdonald's immediately after getting it, though, if it gets cold it starts turning into chemical mush, and it doesn't reheat well at all.
Apparently this is something stealth autists and weirdos with no friends will do. Randomly shout that they're going to go somewhere or do something with the hopes that other people will be like "yeah me to"
Notice how he says "McDonald's Night" like it's some regular thing other people besides him do.
> Randomly shout that they're going to go somewhere or do something with the hopes that other people will be like "yeah me to"
I vividly remember autists doing this when I was in school. Christ they were annoying fricks
I remember a guy in college would announce he's going to the college library after class every time. I decided to go with him once out of curiosity and literally he just sat and watched anime on his laptop.
They would if they could. They are edging into that territory as we speak with with invasive adds on your smart TV and subscription services on everything
Because the c**t who came up with that idea honestly believe that consoomers are legit drones who get excited about their product. And he's 100% right.
Because the c**t who came up with that idea honestly believe that consoomers are legit drones who get excited about their product. And he's 100% right.
Complacent bug eating goyim LOVE to consume, now go back to work wagie.
Oh yeah, this is definitely the face of a fine upstanding citizen
3 months ago
Anonymous
I would like to unpack some acne cream for this ugly bastard, good lord.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I'd like to pop his zits with a sledgehammer
3 months ago
Anonymous
He's technically right if he's talking bout the Christian god. But that doesn't change the fact that God will send queers to hell and put man over woman
3 months ago
Anonymous
It doesn't matter if he's atheist, he's been raised by Judeo-Christian values.
Where were you October 7th?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>le people of le book trust me 🙂
go sniff a seat tatecel
3 months ago
Anonymous
Forced meme, everything was as shit as it always is
3 months ago
Anonymous
God, there are just so many evolutionary misfires based on appearance alone. Just so many people where you're like, "How the frick does this person exist, knowing what casual disrespect and outright hostility they must face day in day out?"
That dude and so many millions of others will never have a woman truly interested in them, because no woman is going to want THAT face dripping sweat and thrusting over her under any circumstances.
I really think we should just instigate eugenics and be happy. I'd almost certainly be included in the cull but who gives a frick, existence is only truly worth it if you're attractive.
3 months ago
Anonymous
We should cull attractive people and keep ugly fat bastards like him around for the lols. Aaaaand cull all the women except hot non binary emo bimbos. No, I am not that fat ugly bastard
They are both absolutely terrible examples of a human being and the world would be better off without either having existed in the first place. Dobson's shit comics at least made me laugh just from how terrible they are so I guess Dobson wins.
What the frick is this comic even about? I'd understand if the guy was excited to go bird watching or some other hobby, instead it's about eating at fricking McD
it's pretty clear cut, he's pointing out the misery present in a society divide by forced integration and having to be around people who have nothing in common with your likes, culture or interests.
the black would say yes to KFC, and the chinese would only have agreed to a dog that had been burned alive.
Man, imagine being such a tard that, despite there not being any hard evidence for you fricking your brother out of a job, people still latch onto it because it's literally the only thing outside of being dead or in a coma that could keep you from 'sperging out online.
I hope we one day find out the truth for certain.
>spend 15 years colonizing Cinemaphile with your shitty movies >cry when they end up immigrating here and bringing their stinky smelly customs
Are you British perhaps?
>girl cosplayer willingly puts on a costume with a boobs window and willingly goes on a con to get herself photographed in it >still make up a fantasy where you are the feminist hero who saves her (from her own decisions)
I find the amount of mental gymnastics fascinating.
There's also him creating a made up context where she is being photographed against her consent even though the actual photo found is her sitting and posing casually for the picture, with Dobson far far in the distant background.
From thousands of Twitter comments this line would be the moronic playing into the word phobia "I'm not scared of them" which is honestly just fricking tiresome
OR
The incredibly based but also stupid "there's only two genders" which doesn't even necessarily refute trannies and seems more of an attack against those genderfluid morons who I think on boy exist online.
Honestly YWNBW is the most snappy option IMO but it isn't used very often because it doesn't work very well IRL.
Does anyone have the greentext of the guy who gave the bracelet to the grandma dying in the korean war? It was really fricking funny and I hate that I deleted it.
Am I autistic for not exactly getting what the frick Dobson is trying to say in this one? Is he just saying the young guy and the old guy are too different of an audience to be making movies for both? Is he siding with the old guy?
Yes you're autistic. He's not siding with anyone, he's arguing that Hollywood is erring by forgetting that older audiences might be put off by two friendly superheroes fighting. I don't think older audiences care or have cared about capeshit for it to matter so who knows why he felt the need to make this.
Two heroes fighting because of a misunderstanding is a staple of comic book super hero story telling for 80 years. If you don't "understand" why they are fighting you either are not a superhero fan or an absolute idiot. Axjgpp
I miss this specific kind of autism; irony and cringe culture have made it so that autists are too scared to give us this kind of hilarious shit anymore.
>Can’t believe this utter homosexual believes he can criticize
That's the reasoning that led the fans of the NC and more recently the AVGN to turn against them.
AVGN just sucks now. Ever since he moved all into the cuck garage. He clearly has less freedom to do any skits like the early days and his videos are no different from any other youtuber who just talks to the camera and shows game clips
AVGN just sucks now. Ever since he moved all into the cuck garage. He clearly has less freedom to do any skits like the early days and his videos are no different from any other youtuber who just talks to the camera and shows game clips
just let james make garbage if he wants to. he's just trying to earn a living, he doesn't deserve to be an lolcow early AVGN makes up for it
You pretend to hate Dobson but you miss him and you’d give anything to have him back. He wised up and left the internet and you only appreciate him now that he’s gone. He was your cringey muse. You may have laughed at him but now that he’s gone you have nothing left to laugh about.
RIP Dobson
Cobson?
'son on the 'log
anyone got the actual pic from the con?
It's posted every single time this thread happens, have a different one of the same girl.
The signature on her boobs is by comic artist Adam Hughes before you ask.
women are so shameless, it's really hot. she is excited by walking around showing off her body and teasing men. damn. she probably doesn't even realize that it's this sexual thing
>she probably doesn't even realize that it's this sexual thing
yeah I bet
>The signature on her boobs is by comic artist Adam Hughes before you ask.
Ah!
My lord those are some fine breasts
Correct.
I mean, it's Power Girl
Frick. Made me jump.
I love boobs so much
breasts too fat
No.
Yes. Gross cow!
got a lot of laughs from the youtube doc on him
got a link?
Holy shit
I had no idea about the inflatable blimp women fetish
Very entertaining
>inflatable blimp women fetish
How do you even develop that kind of fetish?
He found a way
it's not the floating he's interested in, it's the popping
>SPLOIT
I got a boner reading this
Also I'm sitting in McDonald's by myself which probably means I'm the target demographic
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race
>There's only one thing we CAN do!
>pop
Fricking gurogays I swear
>The kaboom game
It's a sobering thought to see how many of that initial generation to first achieve internet fame just crashed and fricking burned. That or they became irredeemable lolcows. Or both. Dobson, Moviebob, Spoony, Chris Chan, it's already a tale as old as time. Yet it never stops being hilarious. Great video btw.
>2024
>I am forgotten
I don't think anyone ever cared about latza
well He broke into the industry as he got a work in Disney. So i guess that's nice.
I loved the brief but intense affair we had with Latza. As if TGWTG wasn’t pathetic enough we had content from someone trying and failing to ride their coattails. I miss it.
Or Maddox
>the random aggressive tweet at Zelda Williams
kek, wtf
Did he seriously think people would truly buy that he'd beat up a guy at comic con over something like this? This really was a 'look, i am a badass and superior gentleman' humblebrag of a shitty comic
his brain doesn't work correctly
I remember when I was a corporate drone similar to him, but not nearly as dramatic. I used to think I was doing some act of valor when I stopped someone from stealing. I even got a trophy with my name misspelled on it for having the highest dollar amount of merchandise recovered in a year. In retrospect, I realized I was a total fricking homosexual and now I go back to my old job and steal shit that I don't even want just because.
So you were an upstanding young White man who served his community and then degenerated into a Black person? What changed?
He wasn't appreciated by his employer for his upstanding behavior. The real Black folk here are his boss for being a poor leader and you for being a moron who doesn't understand reward/punishment
>got a trophy and praise
>not appreciated
What do you want homosexual, a blowjob?
I would've preferred to get a raise rather than a shitty trophy, anon.
Did you ask your boss if you could get a commission on recovered goods? That's what I would probably do if I was a wagecuck in a shithole Black personhood where this was a common problem.
The salesgays didn't even make commission there lol. The management would get a bonus depending on the improvement on shrink/loss compared to the previous fiscal year and everyone else would get maybe a bonus of like $80 (pre-tax) around Christmas.
It was one of my first jobs, I just drank a bit too much of the corporate kool-aid at the time because I actually believed in the philosophy of "if you work hard, you can go anywhere!"
>he thinks trophies are the way to reward good subordinates
This is why you'll never be a good boss or a leader. You're probably in some two bit company in the heartland of muttmerica israeliteing your colleagues and subordinates if you are doing this shit
Raises, promotions, increased responsibilities along with titles and pay or benefits are usually what you're supposed to get for good performance. Your boss was a moron anon.
My boss didn't even get to store management position through hard work. He started as a salesgay, was always one of the bottom ranked in sales in his region, but just sucked a lot of corporate wiener, and within six months he was offered a management position at our store. He fricked around there for a few years, oftentimes he would only show up for a few hours a day and then leave, and now he has a mid six figure job at the corporate office.
"Not who you know, it's who you blow" is the truest statement in the corporate world.
You got it right. You need pull from above more than you push using your own effort. Peter's principle in action with most organizations that get bloated. Always remember anons, if you want to succeed in corporate, suck dicks or impress the hr roasties and senior management. If you want to see meritocracy, you have to do it yourself when you get to those positions.
>praise
how about a raise?
>simping for a scumbag corporation is serving your community
No wonder you whites are being replaced...
I bet you complain about food deserts and racial profiling.
>honkeys don't steal
It's all they ever do, they even steal land. You need to leave.
>me sell land to pale face for fire water and beads
>*200 years later*
>pale face steal'um land! Dirty thief!! *shoots up heroin and scalps neighbor*
anon it's even more hilarious:
>Me "sell" the "sacred" land to paleface for firewater and beads as stupid paleface think you can "own" land HA-hahaha HA-hahaha!
>20 years later
>The invaders and colonizers stole our sacred lands!
The same lands you stole from other savages 30 years ago? Whole stole it from yet other savages 50 years ago? So sacred. Much sacred. Many sacred.
I owe brown people absolutely nothing. In fact, they owe me for subsidizing their existence.
>Dobson having the balls and cardio to chase a thief
X
It isn't really hard to stop most thieves like that in terms of shoplifting so long as someone goes after them. The only real factor that keeps people from doing it is the fact that 1 in 50 is crazy enough to seriously fight you over whatever shit they shoplifted and if they're crazy enough to seriously fight you they're crazy enough to carry something.
Aside from that, most small scale petty thieves will give up the moment they're caught
Yeah but we're talking Dobson here.
I wanna say it's a young Dobson and the dude in question, judging by how Dobbo draws him, was some kinda out of shape skinny fat fricker under his jacket.
I could see it.
You'd be surprised, there are some out of shape dudes who will bench way more than should be possible because they're not properly doing reps, they're jumping to that big lift as soon as possible. If you skip all the reps and just let yourself lift on adrenaline putting everything into that one big rep, you can do it, you risk just completely fricking up your muscles and hurting yourself, but you can do it.
I'd say the big hole in Bob's thing is that the guy who can do a max of 300 is probably already able regular bench at least around 175 but I could see it happen under extreme circumstance, especially since Bob seems more like the kind of guy to casually omit that he hurt himself and nearly passed out doing it rather than the guy to lie about doing it to begin with.
I work at a mall and a lady got her phone stolen by a nigerian motherfricker. A well meaning stocky white guy tried to chase him down. Thankfully he had no fricking chance, that lanky lighbulb headed darky sprinted off like a bargain bin usain bolt. But afterwards, I tried to tell the white knight not to chase these people, because they’re all carrying knives. He didn’t believe me. I reckon he’d better keep being slow, for his own good.
I honestly thought the panel after he jumped on the counter he was pulling his bear costume down from the ceiling. That probably would have been closer to what happened.
kek
it's kino!
That could have been any one of us
>how will I explain this to my girlfriend
>hey babe, today at work a guy tried to steal some DVDs and I chased him down and got the DVDs back, it was pretty wild
>oh yeah I’m totally fine, just got a little cut on my finger but that’s it
>well I was able to get his license plate number while he was getting away so we gave that to the police, so hopefully they’ll deal with him
you fricking ruined it for me. I was going to look up if there was a sequel strip and then made the mistake of checking the replies to see if someone had already posted ir. then I saw your one, completely spoiling the aftermath.
i like reading it cell by cell so I have the author/artist's timing and vision, and you had to ruin it all in one paragraph.
thanks a lot
>he saved Best Buy 15 dollars in 2006
bravo… and I don’t even believe this story either
Reminder that you're literally wresting cinema from Dobsons sweaty, grasping hands whenever you pirate movies. I hope you feel proud.
Didn't he make a longpost talking about getting fired from his airport baggage handler job?
Charles Dickens.
No, he wasn't trying to convince people he would really commit criminal assault in real life.
oh dear
kek
>person makes self-fellating fantasy about him "saving" a woman
>actually harms said woman in real life
>person makes self-fellating fantasy about him "saving" a woman
Why is this such a common theme with all these webcomics? CAD had a thing where his self insert had to stop his girlfriends evil boyfriend from stealing her from him. Stonetoss had that one comic where some girl begs a character who looks like him to come back. Sophie Labelle has an entire comic where the first few issues are labelles annoying self insert grooming some guy into a relationship.
It's almost like you'd have to be a frickin loser to be a webcomic artist
Fun times
The cringiest one I have ever seen was a fat guy with a goth gf. Some dude shows up to mock him and the gf defends him, saying "he's good in bed". Imagine needing to be rescued in your own fantasy.
Sauce?
>https://www.reddit.com/r/goodanimemes/comments/y32cv1/the_goth_girl_her_boyfriend/
I found it. It's really sad.
embarrassing
>posted by an anime profile with ukraine flag
I wish Obiden would just turn off the internet already
I miss when the internet was full of unironic spergs who would dream up these scenarios. Now it's just butthurt blackpilled incels who understand fully well how moronic it is and that it will never happen, which is boring and negative.
>I miss when everything was like my wholesome subreddits
All of that still exists
I like how it's don't judge people by their looks, but he makes sure he's with a hot sexy girl and not a fat plain one.
That's just sad.
The worst part about the internet being condensed is that the absolute gold 'spergs would come up with has dried up.
Funny to think the goons and their like mocking shitty webcomics did nowhere near as much to stop them as normalgays calling them cringe.
oh its merryweather kek. havent heard that name in a while, their art was always shit. peak normie tourist weeb trash
I must know more
>Why is this such a common theme with all these webcomics?
wish fulfilment
they failed IRL, but in comic form they can fix all that
They lack the self-reflection necessary to recognize their Id seeping through their work, many such cases, the xkcd "wedding speech" strip comes to mind
???
he fell in love with Megan and is now giving a speech at her wedding to someone else?
Did not know there was xkcd lore
If you look over the early Megan appearances you get strong stalker vibes. But he has since married somebody else, and then his wife got cancer and maybe she's dead now.
This is some atomic level seethe. Worst thing is, I know a guy like this. He met a girl when we were 18, simped for her while she fricked most of our friend group and not him, and now she has been married for 4 years. We're 32 now and he is still simping for her and clearly thinks there will be some point in the future where she gets a divorce and finally gives him a chance.
>she fricked most of our friend group and not him, and now she has been married for 4 years.
Does the husband know what a cuck he is, or are all normie men okay with women who have high body counts?
The husband is a stereotypical soiboi type of guy, so he's either ignorant/delusional or likes it. Not my problem.
A lot of guys assume their girlfriend was easy to frick because they were just so handsome and interesting. It never occurs to them that their gf might just be a prostitute.
there are no women without high body counts
We call it "one-itis". They make up this perfect image of their "one true love" that never fades and place all their hopes and dreams into it. You see it a lot from friend-zoned orbiters that convince themselves she will eventually see that he's Mr. Right and patiently wait for her to either tire of the wiener carousel or divorce the man she is actually in love with.
Frankly, it's one of the worst cases of simping possible, since they, purposefully or not, sabotage all of their chances with other women since none can compare to the pedestal they have placed their "one" on.
Wow, it's just genuinely sad.
what a jealous c**t
I don't get it
>what one single girl paying attention to you in your whole life does to a mf
this is a totally inappropriate thing to say at a wedding lmao
Wait, hold on, I thought the xkcd author was married? So he’s not? How the hell did I get that idea then
A few years before he married a woman with breastcancer he spent a few years being passively obsessed with another woman
xkcd is a huge muh popscience moronic insufferable homosexual
>Posting the edit
>not posting the full thing
For shame, anon
a daring synthesis, over a decade worth of beating a dead horse
I love a happy ending 🙂
Sleep tight soldier. You fought valiantly, but I think you're probably better off dead.
"Understood."
Lol, what colossal cringe!!!!
Why is actman harassing that poor maiden?
R.I.P. Rest in piss Dobson. May your dreams never come true
Doobson dood. Wat nou?
any Internet personality that uses an avatar that's not a photograph of their actual face is a fat ugly homosexual, 100% of the time
Even my vtuber waifus?
I assumed it went without saying for vTubers, if they were attractive they wouldn't need an avatar
Yes, and why I love vtuber waifus. I get pure audiophile cute voices but don't have to look at the fat chick producing them. It's like the return of the radio.
I understand why the pedophile is confused, but why is the child rapist angry?
bump
too bad he's a cringy simpy homosexual
I don't get it, it's a perfectly understandable question.
my dad literally said what the middle dude said kek
a broken clock is right twice a day
These homies been fighin' since the 60s, boomer. Frick off.
Yeah, the Batman-Superman fight also works BECAUSE they're friends. A lot of comic fans were complaining that the movie didn't work because that element was removed. You look at all the best times they've fought in the comics and neither ever wanted to kill the other but their conflicting ideologies pushed them to battle
>but their conflicting ideologies pushed them to battle
>NOOOOOooooo you can't kill the genocidal maniacs no matter what!!! They must be brought to justice!!!!
I'll admit that I haven't seen a lot of Batman or Superman but they pretty much are the same in end goals but hey I'd watch a movie where Superman uses his super powers to instantly snap the neck of everybody on Earth who has ever had so much as a parking ticket.
Snyder cribbed most of the fight from Dark Knight Returns, but like the earlier anon pointed out, the whole reason that scene worked was because Batman and Superman had been allies for 50 years leading up to that fight, and it wasn't about one killing the other. Superman was working for the U.S. government and was given orders to turn Batman in, and Bruce was making a last stand. It was about proving a point more than either one "winning".
snyder is dyslexic so he just looks at the pictures and disregards everything else
Snyder just recreates images he saw, he never bothers with context.
did BvS take place in Kandor?
Dobson vs Moviebob. Who wins?
movieblob is a giant fat frick with delusions of grandeur while dobby is just a fat frick who's a complete pussy. blob would eat him alive.
yeah I gotta go with bob
Hasn't the Bob quit now finally?
He's just marinating
There isn't enough Mountain Dew
He'll return as MechaBob once the bio-transfer is complete and he can get the future that he EARNED
/bobmob/ never quits
Bob could kill a man. Dobson couldn't.
Dobson is a self-admitted manlet. I think Bob is over 6ft. Bob is probably 3x Dobson's weight with a greater reach. Both are horrendously out of shape.
Bob self reported his max bench at 300. Assuming he's not lying, he's probably one of those guys who does weights well beyond his actual level and goes for max right after the warm up with little reps, so it's not a good measure of how well he can fight but I wouldn't be surprised if the three punches he can throw are actually pretty good
That's incredibly hard to believe.
he’s lying. He doesn’t lift
>He doesn’t lift
Then how does he get the mountain dew marinated chicken in his mouth idiot?
That's a fairly small amount of Dobson for an average sized person, I'd say?
hehe
>blob would eat him alive
Literally. Just need to douse him in Mountain Dew and Doritos
> blob would eat him alive
Yeah. I’d watch that fight.
Do you just call me, blob?
This is the most pathetic excuse at a personality I've ever seen.
What the frick is this comic even about? I'd understand if the guy was excited to go bird watching or some other hobby, instead it's about eating at fricking McD
McDoubles are pretty good.
you have to eat mcdonald's immediately after getting it, though, if it gets cold it starts turning into chemical mush, and it doesn't reheat well at all.
Apparently this is something stealth autists and weirdos with no friends will do. Randomly shout that they're going to go somewhere or do something with the hopes that other people will be like "yeah me to"
Notice how he says "McDonald's Night" like it's some regular thing other people besides him do.
Frick, I did that when I was in middle school.
Should have said "It's inflation porn night!" and he would've been the popular kid that day.
> Randomly shout that they're going to go somewhere or do something with the hopes that other people will be like "yeah me to"
I vividly remember autists doing this when I was in school. Christ they were annoying fricks
They were just trying to make friends and didn't know how. Sad, really.
still don't know how anon-sama
S-sorry
It's okay tard-kun, at least you're better now, right?
Right?
I remember a guy in college would announce he's going to the college library after class every time. I decided to go with him once out of curiosity and literally he just sat and watched anime on his laptop.
Haha yeah yikes imagine actually doing this in real life good thing none of us would ever be in such a situation eh? Haha…
shameless american consumerism
Please tell me it's fake.
It's a real patent filing, but lots of patents are filed by companies, that one never amounted to anything.
They would if they could. They are edging into that territory as we speak with with invasive adds on your smart TV and subscription services on everything
This shit always cracks me up. Why does he stand up and raise his hands like he fricking loves it.
For me it's the sitting back down and continuing like it never happened
Because the c**t who came up with that idea honestly believe that consoomers are legit drones who get excited about their product. And he's 100% right.
Complacent bug eating goyim LOVE to consume, now go back to work wagie.
Why are they like this
>hate yourself because you're a fricking loser
>project your own self-loathing on to your entire culture and race
200 years of christcuckery will turn you into a self-hating pedophilic homosexual.
Dobson is an atheist, homosexual
Oh yeah, this is definitely the face of a fine upstanding citizen
I would like to unpack some acne cream for this ugly bastard, good lord.
I'd like to pop his zits with a sledgehammer
He's technically right if he's talking bout the Christian god. But that doesn't change the fact that God will send queers to hell and put man over woman
Where were you October 7th?
>le people of le book trust me 🙂
go sniff a seat tatecel
Forced meme, everything was as shit as it always is
God, there are just so many evolutionary misfires based on appearance alone. Just so many people where you're like, "How the frick does this person exist, knowing what casual disrespect and outright hostility they must face day in day out?"
That dude and so many millions of others will never have a woman truly interested in them, because no woman is going to want THAT face dripping sweat and thrusting over her under any circumstances.
I really think we should just instigate eugenics and be happy. I'd almost certainly be included in the cull but who gives a frick, existence is only truly worth it if you're attractive.
We should cull attractive people and keep ugly fat bastards like him around for the lols. Aaaaand cull all the women except hot non binary emo bimbos. No, I am not that fat ugly bastard
It doesn't matter if he's atheist, he's been raised by Judeo-Christian values.
dobson is such a rabid atheist he made his israeli gf feel uncomfortable, and israelites love atheists more than christians
lmfao the cope necessary when literally everyone who thinks like you is a homosexual
atheists try not to be annoying homosexuals for ten minutes challenge
>Why are they like this
They're pond scum lashing out at those who allow them to exist
The one time Dobson was right
I've only ever heard of Moviebob from this meme
Did he quote himself?
Yep
Debate at Sargon's ziggurat by nightfall, if Muvi-Bobishazzar does not prove himself craven.
Why did he LARP as an ancient facemask?
>"yep, that's me, I'm a cool badass, look at my quote - Hulfnar the Hairy" - @SargonOfAkkad
They are both absolutely terrible examples of a human being and the world would be better off without either having existed in the first place. Dobson's shit comics at least made me laugh just from how terrible they are so I guess Dobson wins.
it's pretty clear cut, he's pointing out the misery present in a society divide by forced integration and having to be around people who have nothing in common with your likes, culture or interests.
the black would say yes to KFC, and the chinese would only have agreed to a dog that had been burned alive.
mind the gape, Hollywood
IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS
I missed you, carnevale poster
I remember.
Can someone explain the harlequin connection to Dobson again
I don't know who this person is or why they are a bear.
>*ruins his brother chance of getting a gov job by being a sperg online and threatening to kill the president*
BRAVO DOBSON
Where are people getting these HD dobs from?
Did some autist refine his works?
Man, imagine being such a tard that, despite there not being any hard evidence for you fricking your brother out of a job, people still latch onto it because it's literally the only thing outside of being dead or in a coma that could keep you from 'sperging out online.
I hope we one day find out the truth for certain.
the man obviously lacks any self awareness to realize he needs to stop on his own. Some outside force made him stop which is why I believe that story.
likewise. Sure, logging off is objectively the best thing he's ever done, but doing the smart thing is proof he didn't do it willingly.
>doing the smart thing is proof he didn't do it willingly.
true dat
I look like that and I pronounce Batman v Superman like that too. Specially every time I say YES BATMAN V SUPERMAN DAWN OF JUSTICE
Cinemaphile jannies instantly ban this for some reason
Hits too close to home for janny
Wtf
LMFAO
POST THE OTHER ONES
PLEASE post the other ones I need to see this Kino
Core Memory Unlocked
so Cinemaphile is a Cinemaphilemblr colony now?
>spend 15 years colonizing Cinemaphile with your shitty movies
>cry when they end up immigrating here and bringing their stinky smelly customs
Are you British perhaps?
dobson transcends boards. also the comic in the OP is about a movie.
Yeah but some of the posters here are clearly Cinemaphilemblr, like that guy posting carnevale
>girl cosplayer willingly puts on a costume with a boobs window and willingly goes on a con to get herself photographed in it
>still make up a fantasy where you are the feminist hero who saves her (from her own decisions)
I find the amount of mental gymnastics fascinating.
There's also him creating a made up context where she is being photographed against her consent even though the actual photo found is her sitting and posing casually for the picture, with Dobson far far in the distant background.
>Why are they fighting?
Watch the film Black person
>Mind the gap, Hollywood
What did he want Holloywood to do? If the old man wants an explanation, he can watch the other movies or look it up on the internet.
Well Cinemaphile?
the author is a pedophile by the way
>"say the line!"
>"you'll never be a woman"
>ACK
No, I'm full on against trannies. I won't even bother with the "I'm not a transphobe" line.
This, with a fetish for diapers and shitting itself.
From thousands of Twitter comments this line would be the moronic playing into the word phobia "I'm not scared of them" which is honestly just fricking tiresome
OR
The incredibly based but also stupid "there's only two genders" which doesn't even necessarily refute trannies and seems more of an attack against those genderfluid morons who I think on boy exist online.
Honestly YWNBW is the most snappy option IMO but it isn't used very often because it doesn't work very well IRL.
>but it isn't used very often because it doesn't work very well IRL.
why not?
Only works against trannies, can't really shut down normal people who support them.
TWNBY
nobody with a sign that literally says trannies are pedophiles would claim not to be troonyphobic, fail
Irl, fat middle age man dressed in a skirt is red faced with rage at them
Does anyone have the greentext of the guy who gave the bracelet to the grandma dying in the korean war? It was really fricking funny and I hate that I deleted it.
I don't get it but the added passive aggression is funny
These are horrifying I hate these.
check the archives.
if it was on here, it'll be there.
search by the image and you might find an accompanying thread.
He also needs help.
In the right about what…..?
Am I autistic for not exactly getting what the frick Dobson is trying to say in this one? Is he just saying the young guy and the old guy are too different of an audience to be making movies for both? Is he siding with the old guy?
Yes you're autistic. He's not siding with anyone, he's arguing that Hollywood is erring by forgetting that older audiences might be put off by two friendly superheroes fighting. I don't think older audiences care or have cared about capeshit for it to matter so who knows why he felt the need to make this.
He's just calling the old guy an idiot, maybe shaming normies for questioning shit without doing research first.
He’s saying that the people who are going to watch it are either
Edgy morons that know nothing
And
Boomers who also know nothing
what was her insta, anyways? any archived pictures?
Now find Dobson
There he is!
Two heroes fighting because of a misunderstanding is a staple of comic book super hero story telling for 80 years. If you don't "understand" why they are fighting you either are not a superhero fan or an absolute idiot. Axjgpp
>this capekino is too smart for you
sounds like your typical snyderfan
>arrive
>drop comics
>refuse to elaborate
>leave
Pbf has some cool ones
Boomers should know that the 60s comics ALWAYS had the misunderstanding fight. It's as common as fighting the supervillain.
How has no one posted linkara's thinly veiled fetish comic yet?
And this guy has the balls to criticize Frank Miller...
>SERPANT
lmao
I miss this specific kind of autism; irony and cringe culture have made it so that autists are too scared to give us this kind of hilarious shit anymore.
I thought this was a page from Sonichu for a moment. Can’t believe this utter homosexual believes he can criticize
>Can’t believe this utter homosexual believes he can criticize
That's the reasoning that led the fans of the NC and more recently the AVGN to turn against them.
AVGN just sucks now. Ever since he moved all into the cuck garage. He clearly has less freedom to do any skits like the early days and his videos are no different from any other youtuber who just talks to the camera and shows game clips
just let james make garbage if he wants to. he's just trying to earn a living, he doesn't deserve to be an lolcow early AVGN makes up for it
You pretend to hate Dobson but you miss him and you’d give anything to have him back. He wised up and left the internet and you only appreciate him now that he’s gone. He was your cringey muse. You may have laughed at him but now that he’s gone you have nothing left to laugh about.
There's a surplus of cringe e-celebs. These threads are a "lest we forget" thing. I'll kek while they cry.
amogus
is THAT what happened to shmorky??
They're not friends, they just work together
They’re not friends, they’re “special friends”
i miss evil tom
Based thread.
OMG I like totally love internet drama and lolcows but since Foxdick farms went down I have't had my fix. XDDD
Does anyone have any Shredded Moose comics? They were horrible but it seems most have been scraped away
lol
Where's the real version
Where's CUM?
How do you respond without sounding mad?
Moon
June
we don't speak of such dark things outside of Cinemaphile, anon
I was thinking of those comics the other day.