>Gorske commented in 2008 that his obsessive–compulsive disorder is what fuels his love of Big Macs, noting he also records when and where he eats his Big Macs in a notebook he always carries and that he has kept every burger receipt in a box full.
>The perfect food: "Everything about eating Big Macs every day was perfect. .. I never had to cook. It was fast and ready within minutes after I left work every day. .I never had a craving for something different. I had found my perfect food.. The stress of having to eat a non-McDonalds meal was over."
It's basically the 70's version of the guys who were obsessed with s'oylent 10 years ago. I'm sure he enjoys it but his main thing is the efficiency in his daily life.
>Gorske claims that after getting his first car, the first place he went to was the McDonald's >He purchased and ate three Big Macs at lunchtime. >He returned two more times to consume nine Big Macs the same day he discovered the burger. >He further claims to have eaten 265 Big Macs the following month, >He also claims to drink almost nothing but Coca-Cola >At first, Don kept all the boxes of Big Macs he ate in the back of his car.
> he has a statue of Ronald McDonald in his yard. >Gorske tried the Whopper only once in 1984 after his friend bet him $5 to do so, later spending the winnings on Big Macs. >Gorske met his wife, Mary, in September 1973, and he proposed to her in the parking lot of a McDonald's three years later. >Gorske ate a Big Mac before the start of their wedding ceremony.[
women are more le empowered and have a rectangle in their pocket they can use to get fricked by chad thunderwiener at any point with no effort on their schedule so they can keep the delusion of finding prince charming one day.
There's absolutely zero chance that this guy hasn't molested at least four kids.
He's proof of the Seinfeld idea that men's sense of fashion is based on the best year of their life. He had a Big Mac in 73 and it changed his life and he's trying to keep a bit of 1973 for the rest of his life.
it's the "i stopped wanting sex" cut
for this guy a big mac is like a sopping wet pussy, he's always ready to dive in. he doesn't need to simp for b***hes when he simps for McDonalds.
If I were McDonalds I would give him unlimited burgers NOW. He'll be dead soon and the fatass American public will love it.
I'm not a vegan and I have nothing against fast food, but it's pretty sad to live a whole life eating the same fricking thing every day.
also, this guy probably lived until 70 because of his genes and DESPITE of his shitty diet
It pisses me off that people were ever surprised by him living long. It's just ground beef, white bread, and a bit of sauce. But people read something like "calcium chloride" in the ingredients list and lose their mind because it sounds scary.
He looks pretty good for 70. >Big Macs are only 500 cals
what the FRICK
Closer to 600 calories and if you are also getting fries and a drink that will add a few more hundred. If you are having that plus breakfast and dinner that will put you over 2,000 calories a day easily
>Ozzy, Keith Richards, McJagger etc still alive even after doing hard drugs for over half their lives
Its amazing that some peoples bodys just don't give a shit what you put in
McDouble is literally the only thing worth getting from McDonald's and coincidentally it's also one of the cheapest. If you want a decent fast food burger there's likely a Wendy's nearby.
Used to know a guy who lifted weights and basically a gym rat. Back when hamburgers were dirt cheap he would buy 8 at a time and just eat the beef patties for protein and give the bread to the ducks or pigeons at the local park.
He should be like Jared from Subway for McDonald's without the pedo stuff. Someone who eats McDonald's every day for years and is thin. That's a real unicorn if I've ever seen one. What is McDonald's doing by not parading this autist around?
the big mac is one of the most disgusting hamburgers out there
is this supposed to be some kind achievement, that's he's not fat, does he eat anything else during the rest of the day, what kind of job or exercise does he do
he looks like a fricking freak
Who the hell records how many of any food item they've eaten?
non-ironic autism.
>Who the hell records how many of any food item they've eaten?
did you not see that dudes hair? of course he know hhow many big macs hes eaten
>Gorske commented in 2008 that his obsessive–compulsive disorder is what fuels his love of Big Macs, noting he also records when and where he eats his Big Macs in a notebook he always carries and that he has kept every burger receipt in a box full.
>has kept every burger receipt in a box full.
>Don't even act like I didn't eat that doughnut. I got the documentation right here.
The same kind of autists who have all the other pointless world records.
You can easily estimate it with basic maths anon, 3 meals a day multiplied by his age.
That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say?
beat me to it
Disgusting degenerate. Go vegan.
true american patriot, give him a burger or whatever
he just has good genes, would have probably lived even longer than he is going to without those burgers
Have a burger, have 34,000.
>The perfect food: "Everything about eating Big Macs every day was perfect. .. I never had to cook. It was fast and ready within minutes after I left work every day. .I never had a craving for something different. I had found my perfect food.. The stress of having to eat a non-McDonalds meal was over."
You can fool me
That's just Ringo Starr
It's basically the 70's version of the guys who were obsessed with s'oylent 10 years ago. I'm sure he enjoys it but his main thing is the efficiency in his daily life.
He has a weird haircut
There's absolutely zero chance that this guy hasn't molested at least four kids.
>Gorske claims that after getting his first car, the first place he went to was the McDonald's
>He purchased and ate three Big Macs at lunchtime.
>He returned two more times to consume nine Big Macs the same day he discovered the burger.
>He further claims to have eaten 265 Big Macs the following month,
>He also claims to drink almost nothing but Coca-Cola
>At first, Don kept all the boxes of Big Macs he ate in the back of his car.
> he has a statue of Ronald McDonald in his yard.
>Gorske tried the Whopper only once in 1984 after his friend bet him $5 to do so, later spending the winnings on Big Macs.
>Gorske met his wife, Mary, in September 1973, and he proposed to her in the parking lot of a McDonald's three years later.
>Gorske ate a Big Mac before the start of their wedding ceremony.[
By comparison, the haircut seems normal.
>1984
>$5
>Big Mac(s)
This dude can get married. What's your excuse?
women are more le empowered and have a rectangle in their pocket they can use to get fricked by chad thunderwiener at any point with no effort on their schedule so they can keep the delusion of finding prince charming one day.
Didnt have that in 1973
if you settle for some obese b***h almost any man in america can get married
i will not marry a farm animal. i have standards.
I want a virgin and I want her to accept my racism and antifeminism
This guy lived the dream and all we have is ashes
>Gorske tried the Whopper only once in 1984 after his friend bet him $5 to do so, later spending the winnings on Big Macs.
He's proof of the Seinfeld idea that men's sense of fashion is based on the best year of their life. He had a Big Mac in 73 and it changed his life and he's trying to keep a bit of 1973 for the rest of his life.
it's the "i stopped wanting sex" cut
for this guy a big mac is like a sopping wet pussy, he's always ready to dive in. he doesn't need to simp for b***hes when he simps for McDonalds.
If I were McDonalds I would give him unlimited burgers NOW. He'll be dead soon and the fatass American public will love it.
honestly crazy that they didn't do this decades ago, he's easily the best marketing they've got going and he's paying them for it
I bet he cums Mac Sauce
I'm not a vegan and I have nothing against fast food, but it's pretty sad to live a whole life eating the same fricking thing every day.
also, this guy probably lived until 70 because of his genes and DESPITE of his shitty diet
I hope they aren't charging him $15 for a big mac and are instead letting him eat free for being the best advertising in the company's history
This guy humiliated Steve Albini so bad he fricking died
It pisses me off that people were ever surprised by him living long. It's just ground beef, white bread, and a bit of sauce. But people read something like "calcium chloride" in the ingredients list and lose their mind because it sounds scary.
Black person if you live in the US the struggle is real.
I have one serving of all those every day. Deeelicious!
>US man
>looks like a brit
you're just saying that because he has sideburns and a beetles haircut
He looks pretty good for 70.
>Big Macs are only 500 cals
what the FRICK
Is that surprising? Why?
Society taught me fast food makes you fat
and by society I mean my mom
The fries and soda definitely do. Burgers aren't that bad.
Fast food makes you fat because the food isn't filling for the calories they have (plus, non-diet soda is high in calories) and you eat a lot of it.
Closer to 600 calories and if you are also getting fries and a drink that will add a few more hundred. If you are having that plus breakfast and dinner that will put you over 2,000 calories a day easily
yeah, but the guy only eats big macs twice a day, he doesnt eat anything else
Not everyone who eats them is doing that
if you ate 10 a day every day you would reach his number in 10 years
I wouldn't eat the Big Macs. I would listen to what the Big Macs had to say, and that's what nobody else did.
Classic MM.
>super size me moron dead of cancer in his 50s
>daily big mac chad still trucking
Dietbros...
Even before Bidenflation Big Macs were a ripoff. Just get a McDouble with Mac sauce for less than half of the price.
Threadly reminder that Ray Kroc stole the McDonald's brothers work and was never punished for it
Sounds like a load of Kroc
Of course he won. He's never left the 70's
for me it is the double QP with extra cheese
I often grab 2 McDoubles for dinner. It's $4.50 and pretty filling. It's saved me from hunger many times.
those things used to be on the 1$ menu
thanks, obiden
>Ozzy, Keith Richards, McJagger etc still alive even after doing hard drugs for over half their lives
Its amazing that some peoples bodys just don't give a shit what you put in
Dick Van Dyke is 100 years old despite being a raging alcoholic
My grandfather is 91 despite having been a raging drunk, but that's just being Irish I suppose
>rich guys have access to top notch medical care and healthy organs
medical care only goes so far
the exception proves the rule
Wow who knew that alcohol was worse than some beef and bread.
I ate a Big Mac today and it's mid tbh. Way too much bread making it too dry. Sauce way too sour. My advice is to get 2 extra patties if possible.
McDouble is literally the only thing worth getting from McDonald's and coincidentally it's also one of the cheapest. If you want a decent fast food burger there's likely a Wendy's nearby.
Besides the limited items the only thing I usually get at Mcdonalds is McChicken or chicken strips
McChicken is like the same price as the chicken sandwich from Chik Fil A. No point in going to McDonalds for chicken IMO.
They always put way too much mayo on the mcchicken
Used to know a guy who lifted weights and basically a gym rat. Back when hamburgers were dirt cheap he would buy 8 at a time and just eat the beef patties for protein and give the bread to the ducks or pigeons at the local park.
You might as well just get a double quarter pounder with mac sauce
Big macs were invented in the 60’s and they’re way outdated now. The Whopper and Daves double outcompete it by a country mile.
wtf do they put in the sauce that makes it so tart and sour? it's like they loaded it with vinegar to water it down
He should be like Jared from Subway for McDonald's without the pedo stuff. Someone who eats McDonald's every day for years and is thin. That's a real unicorn if I've ever seen one. What is McDonald's doing by not parading this autist around?
>the guy from super size me died
>this guy thrives
the science is in
What are his thoughts on the big mac continually getting smaller and the sauce getting changed
That's, what, $20 a day and rising?
You can get 2 big macs for the price of 1 if you use the app. If this guy doesn't use the app then he's being completely scammed
Sadly, this depends on your region and local McDonald's. Mine does not have that deal on the app.
they should be giving him big macs for free, he's the best advertisement mcdonalds has ever had
How did this guy even prove he'd eaten all of those burgers? Did he save all the receipts or something?
What an absolute king.
>Raging autist who only eats Big Macs
>Married since 1976, has a son
>Runs marathons and has below-average cholesterol
What’s your excuse, Cinemaphile?
my dad's shitty genes
Tell me about Big Mac. Why does he wear the wig?
the big mac is one of the most disgusting hamburgers out there
is this supposed to be some kind achievement, that's he's not fat, does he eat anything else during the rest of the day, what kind of job or exercise does he do
he looks like a fricking freak
>what kind of job or exercise does he do
Janitor at a prison, if you can believe it.