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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mr. flight of stairs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lolcows need to be as deleted as the lolcow these lolcows worship.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ember's a really good pick for a fighter and a character you wouldn't super expect, I dig it.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back to the Nether Realm, Randy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe the guy actually affected the metaphysical because I'm smarter than most people and I always get a weird "vibe" when I think about Ember. Granted it's because I know of his story, but it's different than just being aware of it. Like he's changed that part of our existential script by committing the atrocities that he did.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GHOST
    SQUAD
    NEVER
    DIES

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw half of the Twitter responses are about Randy
      I really want to know what the developers think.

      "EVIL" never dies

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aurora really cute though.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but that's for kids, men WANT WOMEN ooga booga
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            (base 64)

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Meh, Queencomplex's Maleficent set is better

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            She’s at once too old but also too young

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw half of the Twitter responses are about Randy
    I really want to know what the developers think.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be an embergay is to suffer. She will never have a normal discussion again thanks to good ol’ Randy.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lul. Choose a different waifu, loser. You don't own her now.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure they are "our" guys

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're meme lords, but they aren't our guys.

      • 8 months ago
        FroggyGreen

        Not so sure.
        When the initial incident happened I mostly only saw discussion on Cinemaphile, in particular Cinemaphile.
        But then a few youtube documentaries got made a few years later, and that's when he seemed to be a lot more well-known.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, no doubt they absolutely know what they're doing, they just pretend they don't.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad they're the most common responses and not the alpharad shit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alpharad shit?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the what?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What Alpharad shit?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        WE NEED ELABORATION MOTHERFRICKER

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nigs just be sayin shit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        who?what?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >alpharad

        Is this some new Twitter/X zoomer shit? I may be in my late 20's but modern pop culture makes me feel like I'm in my 50's.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's a youtuber older than you. He lives with jaiden animations.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He lives with jaiden animations.
            Who?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Storytime animation channel turned VTuber.
              Recently got into controversy for shit talking Jesus.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Recently got into controversy for shit talking Jesus.
                Wait what?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gay jokes literally who cares

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Inside joke about a schizo murderer in love with a cartoon character.
        > "Phew, at least it's not my YouTuber drama! That'd be really bad!"

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          youtube drama is gay, mass murderers are forever

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just found out what this guy meant and since he won't talk i'll share.
        Apparently Ember is Alpharad's requested character. In fact Alpharad might just be the reason why she got into the game and managed to place on popularity polls.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was maddie in these polls? Because game over if she really does.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Here's the top 25 from a poll image i found on Twitter post by a guy defending Ember.
            Poll was made after the three DLC character reveals for NASB1.
            And even though this is just one of many polls i haven't really seen Maddie in any poll.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cowards

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Randy got ember what she always wanted to be remembered,they won.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw Randy didn't say "I'm going Ghost" before pulling the trigger.

      C'mon I would have done it.

      • 8 months ago
        El Barto

        he doesn’t even LIKE the show iirc, he just likes this character specific

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw all the talking went from the game to randy
      you made my day

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously, Ember was the last character they should have even considered adding if they didn't want discussion for the game to get derailed so hard.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          "Derailed discussion" is still discussion. Believe it or not, Ember did turn all sorts of faces into NASB 2's direction.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            But will it actually improve sales or is it just a bunch of memers who won't actually play the game?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It obviously will. It got one more buyer at least.

              I will now buy your game.

              • 8 months ago
                pacifica northwest

                make that two, i've been a fan of rachel blaze for a few years and the leak of ember is what got me hyped for this game!!! egs squad rulez!!!1

                [...]
                You're more than a Diva, you're the best, simply the best!!

                ehehe, thank you, i really am the best.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I will always be your loyal subject! Please keep being the best!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                here i did a thing

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It is a mystery. Even the game itself is a mystery since the previous one had a lot of online discussion but seemingly low players. But the existence of a sequel suggests the game at least turned a profit.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I keep seeing stuff like this get posted but no one has ever given just how much the game sold.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                NASB made over 3 million in revenue on the first few weeks.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hey, aren't you that homosexual who's shitting himself on Cinemaphile over people shit talking the game?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You mean the developers?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They knew.

    • 8 months ago
      truteal

      Hope they didn't know any better

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the most popular Ember video on YouTube is the music video Randy made when he found the HD version of Remember, it's inescapable.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=zkLLKivJdaDSjj4Q

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut up newbie

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The devs are your average twittergays, so they obviously know.
      Like another anon said, they are memelords but they aren't like gays here.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So she killed herself, right?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The song implies she took a bath with candles, fell asleep, and the house burnt down

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Randy is crying for joy in hell right now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You misspelled Heaven.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Randy is crying for joy in hell right now

        You misspelled The Ghost Zone.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    These are the same devs that want the world to believe Jenny's quotes weren't Zone references?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What? Please post.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was one Jenny line in the original game that was almost exactly the same line used in the Zone parody (parody edited it to replace 'brain' with 'body') and it was patched out almost immediately after

        It's obvious though, that whoever put it in knew exactly what he was doing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn she's cute with that hair.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the actual trailer since no one's posted it, they'll probably do the spotlight on her moveset tomorrow.

    This game has shown that characters have multiple alternate costumes that aren't always just recolors either so I wonder what we'll see for Ember. Pirate costume could totally happen, I doubt they'll do future ember since that'd be a whole different model but they could just do the outfit without making her fat I guess.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'll probably do her pirate outfit from Pirate Radio.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tara Strong
      Lame. It'll be funny to hear her and Timmy on the same stage. I wonder if they bothered to record a new version of the song since they didn't get the first chick back.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Randy’s delusions were some next level shit i wonder if there was any way to help him he had a mix of autism, rage and schizophrenia on top of being a repressed troony

    Only that combination can make you think a nickelodeon character wants you to kill people

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He just wanted attention above all else.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was it next level though?
      His delusions seem to be standard Isekai gay delusions, people who actually believe they’ll be reincarnated into their favorite verse

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He just wanted attention above all else.

      >He just wanted attention
      ^This
      He said he wore makeup and painted his nails around the house hoping his parents would notice but they never gave a frick.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If he wanted real help, he would have asked for it. If someone doesn't want help with their psychological and emotional issues, then sadly there's not much that could be done.

      THAT FRICKING SAID, MAYBE HIS PARENT'S SHOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN THE KID WITH MENTAL ISSUES A FRICKING GUN OF HIS OWN. THAT's just a mistake right fricking there. Take him to the range if he wants to know what firing guns feels like sure, but don't just give him a SHOTGUN to have in his room.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he would have asked for
        Implying he's competent enough.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean that's just how people work. It's why interventions don't work most of the time. You can't just force someone to get help or push them that way. They at least needs to be aware of their problems and want some solution to it.

          Randy probably didn't. He was happy in his headscape where He and some ghost girls blow up schools because he's not only a angry, crazy person, but also a teenager dealing with hormones raging through his body and mind. All it took was one day to finally consider going ghost. Then again I'm not a psychologist, I'm just making assumptions based on what little I know. Frankly I'm sure Randy was too far gone to be truely helped. At the least he would have been just a internet lol cow and that would have been it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If he wanted real help, he would have asked for it
        The thing is he didnt want help. He said exactly "it changes who you are". He was beyond saving and honestly therapy wouldnt have helped him anyway. Back then troonys were still the laughing stock of the lgbt community.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    But I really just don't get it

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Keeping a shrimp dick murderer's legacy alive by associating him with a popular cartoon character

    Great job, guys. You're really making the world a worse place. Gotta make sure the little b***h gets the fame and nihilistic glory he wanted.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t be such a gay anon.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon do you know where we are right now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What did she sees in Danny?

      Leave the church anon.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like glorifying nazis. Disgusting

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could you imagine a world without Nazis as the easy to plop in bad guys for your main characters to fight? Horrible.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The confederates are the 2nd biggest bad.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They are limited in what you can do with them. You can have space Nazis, occult Nazis, cyborg Nazis, and so on.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah it's usually either Ghost Confederades, Neo- Confederates, or the old "Secret Plantation Treasure with the twist of it being Confederate money that's useless to anyone but collectors."

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          We'd still have Soviets, at least

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chinese Red Army is still rip for the taking. Russian Orcs, and Nazis are overplayed.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            China is our economic ally, so they can't be depicted as evil.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >China is our economic ally
              which makes them prime low key economic back stabbers

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >a minority being portrayed as evil
            Nope, we’re going back to anti Russian shit again because they’re white

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              How are Russians considered white anyway? They used to be Mongoloids.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because they have white skin. The modern version of white was created by leftists, so it’s literally all about skin color.
                They also consider East Asians as honorary whites because their usually pale

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                So they are the people of makeup.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel bad for fans of the character

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah someone might aspire to be like the autistic edgelord brony who failed to become an eceleb, failed to do a mass shooting and probably failed to become his danny phantom character hyperfixation

      • 8 months ago
        andrea davenport

        rachel has gained quite the amount of posthumous notoriety for being a based cringequeen and has several fans, including myself.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          we won, egs sisters

          Does Butch know about this?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          we won, egs sisters

          Shut the frick name namgay

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Randy is universally mocked by everyone who knows about him.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >probably

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      :^)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Return to reddit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Avoid the 'Noid, bro.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's it matter? He's rotting in Hell right now and can't enjoy it, so here's no harm.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, I guess the leak was real then.

    I mean Plankton and El Tigre confirmed it already, but this just further clenches it.

    Angry Beaver bros, how we feeling?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great, now give us Drew Pickles!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hello my name is Drew Pickles and I'm really really really really really gay. Today I'll be visiting Nickelodeon All Stars Brawl 2, the brand new Nickelodeon title I was invited to

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't it be impossible to fit his 300-miles long dick on the screen?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously unzipping his dick is his final smash.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jorgen would be perfect to represent Fairly OddParents.He has a jet pack for crying out loud.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad FOP as a whole is in licensing hell. Fricking Nelvana.

  16. 8 months ago
    andrea davenport

    we won, egs sisters

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Some b***h who was only the main villain in one single episode and a side character in her other appearances.
    >Not Vexus
    >Not Miko
    At least based Vlad is going to be in it. Would be stupid not to make him playable despite being aboss.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw Vlad still hasn't had a reveal trailer yet
      I'm worried.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was a main villain in 2 episodes not one, her second one has her teaming up with other female villains
      I do like Desiree better and she also was the main antagonist of 2 episodes, funny how both of them contradict Butch Hartman's "none of them are dead people, they're just monsters from another world who believe that they once were people" when both Ember and Desiree had backstories of them being once human before dying, same with Pointdexter

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. Even in the very first episode, there's a technobabble rant about how "ghosts" are actually just ectoplasmic entities who resonate with post-life consciousness. The "dead people" ghosts are actually pic related, except they pick up on the brainwaves of dead people as they're passing on and take their forms, right down to their thoughts and memories, which is why they remember their lives and carry out their dying grudges. The "ghostly powers" are just things these blob dudes can do normally.

        That's also why Danny's ghost half can be separated from his human half. He's functionally just fused with one of these things that's mimicing his own form.

        People would have probably been less offput by it if they had explained it more clearly, but they never really did.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It really depends on who's writing the episode, Butch or Steve.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It would have been easier to just say the Ghost Zone was hell and be done with it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they pick up on the brainwaves of dead people as they're passing on and take their forms, right down to their thoughts and memories, which is why they remember their lives and carry out their dying grudges.
          At that point why not just make them actual ghosts?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
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          Anonymous
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            Anonymous
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              Anonymous
              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                She cute

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. Even in the very first episode, there's a technobabble rant about how "ghosts" are actually just ectoplasmic entities who resonate with post-life consciousness. The "dead people" ghosts are actually pic related, except they pick up on the brainwaves of dead people as they're passing on and take their forms, right down to their thoughts and memories, which is why they remember their lives and carry out their dying grudges. The "ghostly powers" are just things these blob dudes can do normally.

        That's also why Danny's ghost half can be separated from his human half. He's functionally just fused with one of these things that's mimicing his own form.

        People would have probably been less offput by it if they had explained it more clearly, but they never really did.

        You can bullshit the "they're not dead people because..." all you want but just like in Ghostbuster just because they look fricked up and not human in ghost form doesn't mean they didn't used to be human once since the show straight up said they were humans once

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have seen plenty of people claim that Butch tries to retcon the ghosts being humans thing because of his religion, but I dunno if that's true I know a couple of Christian people who believe in ghosts still so it seems like Butch was just trying to get attention since he said it a short time before leaving Nick, it won't be the first time he contradicts himself

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's because Butch has been proven to be bad at being Christian.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit i bought ASB1 and all the DLC. now theyre making a noew one? POGGERSSSSS

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >According to Randy, you reincarnate as whatever fictional character you related to the most
    So, who are you guys gonna reincarnate as?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welp.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's okay if you are a woman

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      servo-skulls from 40k hammer or maybe a Skaven
      comics

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      LISTEN TO ME YA KNIFE EAR'D TWAT-

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Machine Man, but moreso the scene where he's in a cubicle banging his head against the desk until there's nothing left but a blood-spurting stump.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I’m not upset, it could certainly be worse
      Not Cinemaphile but she’s literally me

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a 50/50 chance you’ll either be Power or Cartman.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not Cinemaphile, but he's the only character I've seen where every weird and fricked up thing he does I think "that was basically me in high school".

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fictional character I relate to the most
      I know my true fate.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give me the comfy rock life

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reincarnated as one of these two
      I'm going to be fine

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depressed Jack

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'd have its ups and its downs.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The things I would do to myself if I retained the fetishes from this life.
      Pure bliss

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My life is going to kick ass.

    • 8 months ago
      The Demon

      I just get to live my life from the beginning

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will be big and powerful like Bane

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      cool

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh boy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      just a funny little salesman i suppose.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      freakshow

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just a fun Cinemaphile aside: Embr basically got a card in Hearthstone's "Festival of Legends" Expansion last April.

    Her actual play line is: "Why aren't you cheering?!" exactly the way she said it in the show.

    https://hearthstone.fandom.com/wiki/Screaming_Banshee#Sounds

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Randy Stair is getting brought up again
    >EGS will be found and displayed for the Internet to mock
    >New wave of BLACKED EGS Porn coming soon to further dab on Randy's currently Satan Sodomized butthole

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the better way to insult him is to make the ghost girls into trad wives that are perfectly stable and all have jobs in education and are happy and content.

      ...And also their husbands are black. Tucker can have one of his choosing.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Trad EGS wives that love Jesus and Bible study with their supportive black husbands
        It's times like these that make me wish Randy hadn't killed himself so they he would be forced to see commissions of his "world" being ripped from him

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which one will he choose

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sidney or maybe Alex?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The frog

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll take the purple cutie with the skull shirt sine she looks most normal.

          Tucker can have the Green crackhead.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh. Randy might find Redemption if there's an afterlife. He should have killed people that deserved it. You know all who I'm thinking off.

  23. 8 months ago
    Spy-D

    Rest in piss randy stair, you fricking troony ghost wannabe.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the question I always had.
    If you had the money to hire people to do voices and animate something for you, why would you want to animate them doing a school shooting?
    I think about all the spergs who create or commission works of themselves turning into their favorite character or meeting their favorite character or fricking their favorite character and wonder why he wanted a massacre animation. Obviously I'm not as fricked up as he was, but maybe someone can offer insight.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He hung out on forums dedicated to columbine shooter discussion that were full of hybristphiliacs and he wanted a piece of that.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hybristphiliacs
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybristophilia
        i didn't know this was a thing

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Really? Even in the scope of cartoons, you should have observed people who are attracted to villains.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the multiple anons in this thread assuming Randy was a teenager
    He was 24 when he died, and most of his crazy ideas came up in his last couple years, less so when he was actually a teen. One of his big angsty sources of anger that got him to decide to do a shooting spree was just his dad making him have go to his grocery store job because every day he was becoming more and more of a manchild.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fear becoming as much of a manchild as Randy was, although he was full of hatred for pretty much every aspect of his life.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is this a bot?

    Here's the question I always had.
    If you had the money to hire people to do voices and animate something for you, why would you want to animate them doing a school shooting?
    I think about all the spergs who create or commission works of themselves turning into their favorite character or meeting their favorite character or fricking their favorite character and wonder why he wanted a massacre animation. Obviously I'm not as fricked up as he was, but maybe someone can offer insight.

    I assume it's a emotional thing.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will now buy your game.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maddie when? I'll buy your game if you add Maddie.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Welp, found my secondary. With Aang (S3 costume, ONLY) as my main

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He's actually talking about the game

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, that company is from my country, crazy stuff

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the only fricking place that even remembers that moron.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Anon this game is Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile it's perfectly on topic. And that would be like talking Sonic and trying NOT to bring up Chris-Chan.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there good fan content of Ember?

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >died after killing people for no reason
    Randy didn’t win anything.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying one of the devs who pushed for her inclusion isn't a disciple of the EGS cult
      >implying the dev isn't dabbing bits of blood on every drive in their office to complete the Ritual of Stair
      >implying every person who purchases the game won't hear whispers in the background encouraging them to join the squad

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not that Anon but i think she's only in because the devs are feminazis.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are right, anon. Nothing evil here.

          Are they just feminazis or clueless designers?

          Next they'll probably add some other goth girl.

          On the plus side, she'll probably have a cool moveset.

          His (the game director) previous works were promising in terms of combos.

          List some other interesting ideas for the game 🙂

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            "Previous works?"
            NASB is the first game he ever worked on.
            You can point to Slap City but he only joined the team years after it was put on early access and he was nothing more than an intern.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't know modern game devs were mostly traditionalist women, I thought they were just a bunch furries like most people on the informatics area

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Male feminazis.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be Frostbitegay
    >watch as people seethe about ember
    >enjoy the fact that i dont have a mass murderer associated with my ice husbando
    >Baragays make decent porn of him

    Feels good~

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >moron didn't live to see the day an official 3d model of ember landed on the internet
    Kek

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would ember say to randy if they met when he died?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If being dead makes saying her name not useful, nothing.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't he say he would turn into a ghost girl and join the crew?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is what he believed at least. But if Ember exists as a character beyond his perception, then it doesn't mean he would be accepted.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wonder what happens in someones life to drive people on the internet to this. Whats even scarier is the fact that he actually believed his delusions.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't worry, I'm sure you believe things that are seen as insane by the majority of people. You just aren't aware of what it is because you are limited to your own view.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtb shadman comm of Randy Stair getting turned into a ghost girl and fricked in the ass

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Penis and butthole taken away
      Did this tard seriously never even watch porn?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably meant prostate.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When does maddie get a roster slot?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >talking about the game

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It really isn't.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course. I realize how entrenched maddie is in coomer content but still.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the game
        The one you just lost?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game has some very noticeable animation issues. Like it looks like the attacks/particles effects happens before the animation reaches it's "attack frame", the posing on the moves themselves look like they lack "oomph" or impact (like they're basically standing still while the particle effects are the real visual "punches")

        Am I the only one who feels like this?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean the game looks like shit overall.
          People don't talk about the game because it looks like shit, plays like shit, and the first one even sounded like shit.

          The reason the first game made money is because it was shovelware propped up by Smash hype culture

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            it unironically plays better than Smash Ultimate
            not even baiting

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't doubt you but we live in a community where simply playing good isn't enough anymore.
              Just look at Marvel Vs Capcom Infinite.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                In a series that made a name for itself in crazy busted things, being less crazy busted is a bad thing.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know, but people did say it has the best gameplay of any other MVC.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And that is why you should consider your audience in developing a consumer product.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does NASB do that?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >not even baiting
              Nick Brawl is literally just Smash Brawl with faster fall speeds.

              I know, but people did say it has the best gameplay of any other MVC.

              I don't doubt you but we live in a community where simply playing good isn't enough anymore.
              Just look at Marvel Vs Capcom Infinite.

              MVCI had alot of issues. Good gameplay with a high barrier to entry means that most of the player base will be playing with the bones of the good gameplay. The bottom levels of MVCI were not fun, which permanently damaged everything above it.
              Battle for the Grid is another fighting game with exceptional gameplay but difficult to get into, so that game was also forgotten by the greater gaming community as a whole.

              Really though all of this talk is unnecessary because Nick Brawl is not MVCI. The first game had terribly boring gameplay, piss poor visuals, and it did not even capitalize on the properties that attracted people to the game in the first place.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                So with the new gameplay changes do you think NASB2 will have the high barrier problem as well or have the same boring problem?
                >and it did not even capitalize on the properties that attracted people to the game in the first place.
                So much this.
                It didn't even feel like the devs even watched most of the shows.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It didn’t feel like the devs even watched the shows.
                Most characters’ movesets have references to specific episodes of their show, what more do you want?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You mean outdated memes?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's what happens when inexperienced devs are tossed onto a project and rushed. The sequel looks like a humongous upgrade.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you move faster too

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literally one of the biggest praises for the first game was its gameplay so no, NASB had things going for it with the sequel being a massive upgrade.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >game does everything terribly
              >gameplay is decent derivative of better games
              Golly anon I wonder why people praised it? I wonder why the game had zero legs and died unceremoniously? The gameplay was praised!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                NASB 2 has legs now at least.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well i wouldn't call reaching the bare minimum a massive upgrade but OK.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Having good online with crossplay and ranked isn't a bare minimum if Smash can get away with that shit.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                We have no idea what the quality of the online is gonna be like.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly would have been better than Arnold's grandma.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Arnold's grandma
        Who?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice fan art.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My beloved <3

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Canon-styled Hartman porn is the best. I don't understand why it's so rare.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The single greatest DP porn parody

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Maddie, Sam, Jazz, and Desiree have more entries on rule34 than Ember
          This feels important.

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    so they had to know right? and understand using Ember gets people talking because that guy right?
    i mean otherwise why Ember? she's a B-list Danny Phantom villain, and there are several other more prominent female characters from Danny Phantom to choose from

    It'd be like if they put in Larry the Lobster before Squidward

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is a popularity contest.

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was this incident the reason why the show toned down the ghost stuff.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The show was over for many years by that point.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What this guy said

      The show was over for many years by that point.

      Also Butch only toned it down years after the show ended because ghosts go against his Christian beliefs.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why was he such a tard?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weren't there ghost in the bible?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, only the "Holy Ghost" aka "Holy Spirit" which, along with the "Jesus existed since the beginning of time, long before he was born" is just a retcon used to explain why god speaks in plurals in Genesis. According to the actual scripture (regardless of what modern people believe) everyone who dies takes a dirt nap until the Judgement at which point some people are taken to heaven and others are sent to the lake of fire. *No one* is burning in hell, your grandma is not watching over you from heaven, your mother does not become an angel to watch over you, etc, etc.
          The closest you get are a couple of saints who are said to have already been taken to heaven and according to catholic dogma you can pray to them if you need them to petition god on your behalf, but modern catholicism has WAY more of thse intermediary saints than are actually mentioned in the bible.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong. King Saul had the Witch of Endor summon the ghost of the prophet Samuel.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Butch was toning it down as early as Vlad's first episode.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually it was toned down in season 3 where Butch had full control.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Notice how after Vlad was introduced, the show stopped outright stating that ghosts were dead people, at best just teasing the possibility like with Ember. Butch was already pulling rank since almost the beginning.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              This isn't true.
              Another Vlad episode outright states that a bunch of ghost animals he has were killed and turned into decorations by Vlad himself.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Animals, not people. The whole thing was played up as a joke compared to the pre-death backstories that Desiree and Poindexter got.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Two characters who still made appearances and never got their origins retconned.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Two characters who still made appearances and never got their origins retconned.
                Just brushed aside and never spoken of again.

                She was a main villain in 2 episodes not one, her second one has her teaming up with other female villains
                I do like Desiree better and she also was the main antagonist of 2 episodes, funny how both of them contradict Butch Hartman's "none of them are dead people, they're just monsters from another world who believe that they once were people" when both Ember and Desiree had backstories of them being once human before dying, same with Pointdexter

                Even when Desiree did get a second episode, her sympathetic backstory was completely dropped and she just became an evil ghost who grows in power from wishes ala Wishmaker, plus added a fatal weakness of having to obey if someone wishes her to be defeated. The whole thing was character-assassination for Desiree.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still got appearance as well as other ghosts who are clearly dead in season 2.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not smart

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the video

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ember deniers BTFO

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was not planning on making it to 31

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its been 7 years hasn't it?
    >88 dubs
    Twin infinities

    Randy really won, he was destined for his waifu

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why her and not Desiree?

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like Nickillallofthem All Stair Brawl.

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You're more than a Diva, you're the best, simply the best!!

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    REMEMBER REMEMBER THE EIGHT JUNE OF EMBER

  50. 8 months ago
    Zat

    GHOST SQUAD FOREVER

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since the /v./ thread died i'm gonna say it here.
    At the end of the day i'm still right and this game isn't being discussed anymore.
    Ember didn't give publicity to NASB, NASB gave publicity to Randy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's already public

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She objectively did, you're wrong and moronic.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me, is this thread about the game, or is this thread about Randy?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ember didn't give publicity to NASB, NASB gave publicity to Randy.
      based

      >According to Randy, you reincarnate as whatever fictional character you related to the most
      So, who are you guys gonna reincarnate as?

      Aliens are cool

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Admit it, if randy never existed you wouldn't have cared about this character.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was popular to begin with so he latched on her.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You've got to give it to him, for as much of a cringy homosexual as he was, Randy made Ember's desire come true, he made sure people would remember Ember.

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