Heathcliff is startled.

Heathcliff is startled.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know how to react to the continued existence of Heathcliff

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heathcliff just won't be undone

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heathcliff is simply the perfect newspaper comic, it will never die. Theey are under a constant pressure to be as innofensive as possible, but Heathcliff won't ever get any complaints because nobody can actually understand what the frick it's trying to say, so they can't say it offended them.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BWAHAHAHA
    NOT SO GRAVY AT ALL, IS IT STEVE?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Y'know, I was just confused when I first learned about Heathcliff, but the more I read the more I start thinking it might actually be the best newspaper comic in print today

    I just... look at that strip. What the hell happened in Heathcliff's world to get to this situation, and what the hell is gonna happen next? That's the brilliance of it, it gets your imagination going in a way nothing else can.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You only say that because you haven't seen the other dozen identical comics about the gravy robot.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let them fight.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You only say that because you haven't seen the other dozen identical comics about the gravy robot.

          https://i.imgur.com/S3HeRdD.jpg

          Heathcliff is startled.

          The joke is pretty funny

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let them fight.

        Hahaha where does he keep getting these fresh ideas from?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dart board?
          Random number generator?
          AI?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Manatees

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mad Libs probably

              I always imagine him fricking off for an entire week and then acting pained and overworked as he slaps together a “new” comic by grabbing random cut-out assets from old panels and hits “generate” on his heathcliff caption generator.
              At this point he should just use “Christ, what an butthole” for all of them.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mad Libs probably

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/S3HeRdD.jpg

        Heathcliff is startled.

        >reused comic concept
        >the punchline is "not again"
        Genius.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    M E A T

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bravo Gallagher

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heathcliff needs to stop fricking up his giant robots

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember this episode of Evangelion.

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