Gosling better watch out. THE FEMINISTS ARE PISSED. They might come after him for trying to speak on a women's issue as a man. HE IS LITERALLY COMMITING VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN BY SPEAKING UP ON THIS ISSUE AS A MAN HE IS TAKING AWAY A WOMAN'S VOICE!
He literally lives in the Barbie Matriarchy. He has to defer, give them lip service, overtures, just to keep his job and personage. He is a second class citizen because he is a man and happened to get recognized.
It's insane to me Cinemaphile losers think this guy is 'literally them'. Here's a little reality check for you chuds:
He is not literally you. At best, he was literally 'you' in one movie when he played Lars Lindstrom, and guess what? That character was mocking you and your life, being a little chubby, socially awkward, ugly incel who jerk offs his little penis a few times a day to porn. Only difference is that character wasn't a NEET like you, so he could afford a sex doll.
You are not, and will never be Ryan Gosling. He is a movie star of the highest order. You are not a movie star of the highest order. You do not look or act anything like him. You think because you can wear a jacket and be quite, you're Ryan Gosling? In those movies (Drive, Place beyond the Pines) he is bagging 8/10+ chicks. In half his movies he's playing a straight up Chad. You can barely get up to courage to approach a woman and start a casual conversation in public, and you think because you can spend a few hundred dollars on a souveniour jacket, you're Ryan Gosling?
If you still seriously maintain you are 'literally' Ryan Gosling, prove it. Post a documentary proof with a timestamp that you look like Ryan Gosling, and I will eat my words.
>You are not, and will never be Ryan Gosling. He is a movie star of the highest order. You are not a movie star of the highest order.
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>doesn't know what word means >thinks he is intelligent so no one else can know what this word means >"heh you don't even know what that word means!"
You sure owned him, dingus.
I ask if he knows what that word means, since I was in no way being pedantic. Still waiting for someone to post proof they are 'literally' Ryan Gosling.
homosexual. Why are you so obsessed about the sex other men are having, or not having? Nobody who actually fricks women would write that seething meltdown
>Why are you so obsessed about the sex other men are having, or not having?
In what way do I seem obsessed about sex other men are having or not having? I'm just trying to give some of you chuds a reality check.
Your whole rant is about (1) chubby guys who "jerk off their little penis", (2) Chad Gosling who's fricking 8-10s, and how wearing a jacket is not enough to be this cool and handsome. You're clearly a homosexual.
>doesn't know what word means >thinks he is intelligent so no one else can know what this word means >"heh you don't even know what that word means!"
You sure owned him, dingus.
Sure. I'm looking at one right now.
>You are not, and will never be Ryan Gosling. He is a movie star of the highest order. You are not a movie star of the highest order.
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My man, I'm not reading all that. He's just me, simple as.
>You are not, and will never be Ryan Gosling.
Ryan Gosling is a limpdick wienersucking homosexual so I'm not exactly going to be losing sleep over this.
>Cinemaphile spergs actually think Goose was being genuine when he was very clearly appeasing the gynocracy while also subtly mocking them by being so over the top with his compliments
the autism levels here are astounding sometimes
Yes.
Gosling better watch out. THE FEMINISTS ARE PISSED. They might come after him for trying to speak on a women's issue as a man. HE IS LITERALLY COMMITING VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN BY SPEAKING UP ON THIS ISSUE AS A MAN HE IS TAKING AWAY A WOMAN'S VOICE!
He's typecast as "the cool cuck", of course he's going to be like that.
What did you expect? He has a latina wife and two daughters. He does not wear the pants in that household. He's a cuck daddy.
You're crazy: his wife is a stay-at-home mom, and her "business" is literally selling dish washing sponges.
He literally lives in the Barbie Matriarchy. He has to defer, give them lip service, overtures, just to keep his job and personage. He is a second class citizen because he is a man and happened to get recognized.
It's insane to me Cinemaphile losers think this guy is 'literally them'. Here's a little reality check for you chuds:
He is not literally you. At best, he was literally 'you' in one movie when he played Lars Lindstrom, and guess what? That character was mocking you and your life, being a little chubby, socially awkward, ugly incel who jerk offs his little penis a few times a day to porn. Only difference is that character wasn't a NEET like you, so he could afford a sex doll.
You are not, and will never be Ryan Gosling. He is a movie star of the highest order. You are not a movie star of the highest order. You do not look or act anything like him. You think because you can wear a jacket and be quite, you're Ryan Gosling? In those movies (Drive, Place beyond the Pines) he is bagging 8/10+ chicks. In half his movies he's playing a straight up Chad. You can barely get up to courage to approach a woman and start a casual conversation in public, and you think because you can spend a few hundred dollars on a souveniour jacket, you're Ryan Gosling?
If you still seriously maintain you are 'literally' Ryan Gosling, prove it. Post a documentary proof with a timestamp that you look like Ryan Gosling, and I will eat my words.
My man, I'm not reading all that. He's just me, simple as.
>proves my point
Thanks, chuddy.
>You are not, and will never be Ryan Gosling. He is a movie star of the highest order. You are not a movie star of the highest order.
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>pedant
You don't know what that word means, do you?
Sure. I'm looking at one right now.
>doesn't know what word means
>thinks he is intelligent so no one else can know what this word means
>"heh you don't even know what that word means!"
You sure owned him, dingus.
I ask if he knows what that word means, since I was in no way being pedantic. Still waiting for someone to post proof they are 'literally' Ryan Gosling.
>Pedantic
>Synonyms: Literalist
homosexual. Why are you so obsessed about the sex other men are having, or not having? Nobody who actually fricks women would write that seething meltdown
>Why are you so obsessed about the sex other men are having, or not having?
In what way do I seem obsessed about sex other men are having or not having? I'm just trying to give some of you chuds a reality check.
Your whole rant is about (1) chubby guys who "jerk off their little penis", (2) Chad Gosling who's fricking 8-10s, and how wearing a jacket is not enough to be this cool and handsome. You're clearly a homosexual.
Bros it's a pasta. Are you new here?
Sorry, no Italian for me, Anon. I'm not gay!
>You don't even know what that word means.
That's not a pasta you stupid newbie.
What's the point of him posting the pasta if I'm not gonna reply to it?
Are you new here?
but he is literally me
>You are not, and will never be Ryan Gosling.
Ryan Gosling is a limpdick wienersucking homosexual so I'm not exactly going to be losing sleep over this.
Hey Cinemaphile, don’t listen to this guy. I’m still me.
Thanks.
- Ryan
Black person
Not reading that and I'm Ryan Gosling.
Literally.
We all make mistakes, OP. Geez.
in public yeah, i'm not an idiot
Gosling is a total homosexual offscreen but the characters he plays are literally me
I respect womin by putting my peanits in their but
>isn't actually an incel
H-he was supposed to be me...
He's a straight white man in modern Hollywood. He's one wrong word away from his career collapsing.
RISPETTI LE DONNE
what's wrong with respecting women?
Respect is earned not given cuz meatflaps
>Cinemaphile spergs actually think Goose was being genuine when he was very clearly appeasing the gynocracy while also subtly mocking them by being so over the top with his compliments
the autism levels here are astounding sometimes
he's literally me
He also raises his children as gender neutrals. LITERALLY ME!!
the whole "i'm ryan gosling cause of no gf" is the most cringy embarrassing shit i've ever seen
doesn't matter cuz im him and hes me