"fat mermaids" is one of those pseudointellectual things girls latched onto purely to "le anger men"
they don't like it cause it's cool or makes sense, they just had a brainblast and realized saying this over and over again will upset guys because they're the type of women who seethe with a raging fury whenever a man is happy and base their whole liffe choices around upsetting them
nevermind that mermaids aren't real, that fish-like creatures being skinny makes sense and mythical fake creatures being ANYTHING makes even more sense, neverminded that many guys like chubby girls... they're purely doing this thinking "yes me saying this is a pwn against men"
"fat mermaids" is one of those pseudointellectual things girls latched onto purely to "le anger men"
they don't like it cause it's cool or makes sense, they just had a brainblast and realized saying this over and over again will upset guys because they're the type of women who seethe with a raging fury whenever a man is happy and base their whole liffe choices around upsetting them
nevermind that mermaids aren't real, that fish-like creatures being skinny makes sense and mythical fake creatures being ANYTHING makes even more sense, neverminded that many guys like chubby girls... they're purely doing this thinking "yes me saying this is a pwn against men"
>fish-like creatures being skinny
Aquatic mammals are usually pretty fat though aren't they
Like the skinniest I can even think of is an otter and they aren't particularly skinny either
>fish-like creatures being skinny
Aquatic mammals are usually pretty fat though aren't they
Like the skinniest I can even think of is an otter and they aren't particularly skinny either
Who said mermaids are mammals? They're usually shown with fins and scaly fish tails, they're clearly fish or something inbetween.
You're trying to reason with someone who thinks a joke comic about chubby mermaids is a misandrist attack.
Ma'am I know this because I used to BE this person and hang out with those type of women. I WAS them and I was there. This is a real thing that happens.
Your argument correctly started at "mermaids aren't real" but then you applied faulty logic by arbitrarily deciding the fish half would dictate the perceived weight of the creature specifically to counter an argument barely anyone has ever made. Stick with the fantasy shit, because the fish point stinks
This comic isn't even about that, it's about being cold
>mermaids are mammals?
Depends on the kind of mermaid we're working with
Are they chimeras? Magical race unrelated to us? Some kind of alternative human evolution?
Humans are in the lobe finned fish family, so its not too crazy to think that scales come back, probably like pangolin though
Convergent evolution wherein they just happen to evolve into looking like human top halfs?
>"thicc mermaids" is one of those erotic things coomers latched onto purely to "le cum buckets" >they don't like it cause it's cool or makes sense, they just had a dickblast and realized saying this over and over will turn guys on because they're the type of coomer who jerk off with a raging fury whenever a girl is slightly arousing and base their whole life choices around blowing their load
I have never heard of this and my mermaid fetish is crippling and psychologically unhealthy to the point where I'd know if this was an actual thing. You're overthinking it.
>saying this over and over
I think you've been browsing social media for plus sized women. Also you aren't saying they're incorrect, just that their motives in saying anything about fat mermaids are wrong.
It must be so nice being an annoying fatgay shitposter constantly making these awful threads knowing that our jannies are so monumentally fricking moronic that you only have to change your spam image to completely evade their senses.
So, this doesn't actually square up. Deeper than 100 meter ocean water would be 0 degrees Celsius. If Ariel can comfortably live down there then it's probably not that big an issue in the snow and a little bit of fat isn't going to be a breaking point.
lol, I get it. The pressure underwater is different than the surface, so rushing to the top will (in theory) cause the breasts to pop and deflate like the blobfish.
Arguing realism with fictional creatures always opens up criticism of every fictional element of them. Sometimes it's innocuous and it's done imaginatively, but a lot of the time it's done in such a way that turns into debates and nitpicking.
Those chubby mermaids are pretty funny haha. They definitely make me feel funny haha. I wonder what it would be like to have sex with them haha just kidding but wouldn't that be funny though?
My good lord, this whole thread, what the frick is wrong with people? Why Cinemaphile so shitty and unfunny? It's like where fun goes to die, like a black hole of fun, and you can't fricking escape when you go too far.
>Male Character: “Oh so this is how things go!” >Female Character (disdainfully): “Uhm, actually, that’s not how things go at all…” >Male Character (meekly): “O-ok, thank you” >fourth panel
Groundbreaking stuff OP
Fat mermaids get brought up way more than I would ever think possible
Is that what girls wanna know about em?
I think men just want to know if they have fish genitals or human
Frick off baitgay
Bait for what?
>Bait for what?
see
It a cute idea
I agree, let’s expand on it
what was the guy expecting?
if he wants thinner mermaids why wouldn’t he go to the tropics?
Even then, Mermaids would be even fatter
>yeah i'm a fat hog but at least I can survive in the cold!
bitter homies those fatties be they need to get they head CHECKED
>thicc mermaids
Sauce?
The aquatic ape theory..
thats just samoans
"fat mermaids" is one of those pseudointellectual things girls latched onto purely to "le anger men"
they don't like it cause it's cool or makes sense, they just had a brainblast and realized saying this over and over again will upset guys because they're the type of women who seethe with a raging fury whenever a man is happy and base their whole liffe choices around upsetting them
nevermind that mermaids aren't real, that fish-like creatures being skinny makes sense and mythical fake creatures being ANYTHING makes even more sense, neverminded that many guys like chubby girls... they're purely doing this thinking "yes me saying this is a pwn against men"
>fish-like creatures being skinny
Aquatic mammals are usually pretty fat though aren't they
Like the skinniest I can even think of is an otter and they aren't particularly skinny either
You're trying to reason with someone who thinks a joke comic about chubby mermaids is a misandrist attack.
kek
Yes.
Who said mermaids are mammals? They're usually shown with fins and scaly fish tails, they're clearly fish or something inbetween.
Ma'am I know this because I used to BE this person and hang out with those type of women. I WAS them and I was there. This is a real thing that happens.
>thinks fins and scaly fish tails =/ mammal
anon, i...
>Who said mermaids are mammals?
... The fact that they have MAMMARY GLANDS, MORON.
Those are swim bladders that release milk
Your argument correctly started at "mermaids aren't real" but then you applied faulty logic by arbitrarily deciding the fish half would dictate the perceived weight of the creature specifically to counter an argument barely anyone has ever made. Stick with the fantasy shit, because the fish point stinks
This comic isn't even about that, it's about being cold
frick you, they're mammals. they have the tail arranged the way mammals with that kind of tail do
what? I was the guy who said it in the first place
>They're usually shown with fins and scaly fish tails, they're clearly fish or something inbetween
So they're like a pangolin?
>mermaids are mammals?
Depends on the kind of mermaid we're working with
Are they chimeras? Magical race unrelated to us? Some kind of alternative human evolution?
Humans are in the lobe finned fish family, so its not too crazy to think that scales come back, probably like pangolin though
Convergent evolution wherein they just happen to evolve into looking like human top halfs?
>"thicc mermaids" is one of those erotic things coomers latched onto purely to "le cum buckets"
>they don't like it cause it's cool or makes sense, they just had a dickblast and realized saying this over and over will turn guys on because they're the type of coomer who jerk off with a raging fury whenever a girl is slightly arousing and base their whole life choices around blowing their load
The feminist fears the coomer
True
The fact the mermaids are skinny despite their environment also make them mythical and unreal
youre right, but youre also cringe
tldr: you're just a homosexual and overthinking it
>quotation marks
>le
angered
I have never heard of this and my mermaid fetish is crippling and psychologically unhealthy to the point where I'd know if this was an actual thing. You're overthinking it.
same
mermaids were my sexual awakening
yadda yadda yap yap, dont care would both those slampig mermaids
>saying this over and over
I think you've been browsing social media for plus sized women. Also you aren't saying they're incorrect, just that their motives in saying anything about fat mermaids are wrong.
Reminded me of PFB from the thumbnail
SPLISH SPLASH SPLISH SPLASH SPLISH SPLASH GET FERTILISED GET FERTILISED GET FERTILISED GET FERTILISED GET FERTILISED
It must be so nice being an annoying fatgay shitposter constantly making these awful threads knowing that our jannies are so monumentally fricking moronic that you only have to change your spam image to completely evade their senses.
built for big walrus wiener
I wanna see what a whale mermaid looks like
I am not immune to big woman
But you will be immune to the cold with them
I'm not a fatgay by any stretch of the imagination. But those mermaids do something for me and I don't know why.
So, this doesn't actually square up. Deeper than 100 meter ocean water would be 0 degrees Celsius. If Ariel can comfortably live down there then it's probably not that big an issue in the snow and a little bit of fat isn't going to be a breaking point.
Yes, but blubber makes them cozier
It's different in life above the sea
Where's the problem?
Frick off saggingbreasts whales and mehicano mutts.
both are good
lol, I get it. The pressure underwater is different than the surface, so rushing to the top will (in theory) cause the breasts to pop and deflate like the blobfish.
no you moron, breasts are just buoyant. They're not deep sea creatures
i'm sorry anon but the joke is that breasts look like that without a bra
Would
saggers are desirable by everyone but pedos
Reddit,go back
catch and release if you catch my meaning
Arguing realism with fictional creatures always opens up criticism of every fictional element of them. Sometimes it's innocuous and it's done imaginatively, but a lot of the time it's done in such a way that turns into debates and nitpicking.
hehe funny smartass teenager comic
should have used selkie if you wanted "chubby mermaids"
Those chubby mermaids are pretty funny haha. They definitely make me feel funny haha. I wonder what it would be like to have sex with them haha just kidding but wouldn't that be funny though?
pretty fishy
Remember
I hope they at least let her get comfy first.
muh dick
god i wish that was me
Hot
>what if thing is realistic!!
My good lord, this whole thread, what the frick is wrong with people? Why Cinemaphile so shitty and unfunny? It's like where fun goes to die, like a black hole of fun, and you can't fricking escape when you go too far.
>Ecco the Dolphin
[SUDDENLY, WINDS OF WATER]
that game was entirely not what I thought it would be
my favorite part is how it's ecco's fault the asterite doesn't have one of its balls in the first place
Can someone just draw lewds of the cubby mermaids already
How do mermaids get fat?
how do walruses, seals or penguins get fat?
I hope it’s not magic moon beams because that would be awkward
Fat is not insulation. That's not how human physiology works.
It is how mystical creature physiology works for the sake of a joke.
That's a moot point because the joke isn't even slightly funny.
Uh oh
Do fat mermaids get preyed upon by polar bears?
No, polar bears get preyed on by them.
Seems like a dangerous thing to do.
Big blubbery mermaids vs big blubbery polar werebears?
fishes don't get fat in cold water, they just get bigger in global size and become slow and dumb like a kuudere.
But mammals get big
>Whales
>Seals
>Walrus
Manatees are neat.
that looks safe to put your dick into
>Male Character: “Oh so this is how things go!”
>Female Character (disdainfully): “Uhm, actually, that’s not how things go at all…”
>Male Character (meekly): “O-ok, thank you”
>fourth panel
Groundbreaking stuff OP
Fat mermaids get brought up way more than I would ever think possible
Is that what girls wanna know about em?
I think men just want to know if they have fish genitals or human
>trying to make mermaids realistic