HEHEHEHE HOHOHOH I AM THE JOKER AND I JUST LAY AROUND KNIVES SOMETIMES HAHAHAHAHA
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HEHEHEHE HOHOHOH I AM THE JOKER AND I JUST LAY AROUND KNIVES SOMETIMES HAHAHAHAHA
He's damaged
now think of the time he took to carefully place them on the floor JUST to do this
Imagine him going to a tattoo parlor to get his ink and discribing what he wants.
Mum's gonna freak.
>"JOEY, DID YOU TAKE MY KNIVES UP INTO YOUR BEDROOM AGAIN?"
wow! this fella sure enjoys cooking if he has all those knives ready to go, haha! i wonder how quickly he chops onions
You wouldn't get it.
How does he get out without breaking all the knives?
He throws a onion in the corner and they all go running after it
why even have so many knives, you only use one at the time anyway
Times you acted like the Joker?
>spend two hours and 45 minutes setting up an elaborate set of domino tiles
>new set them off
THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HAHA
>get to intersection
>light turns orange
>keep driving
PURPLE LAMBOURGHINI
>go to a burger joint/cafe
>ask to borrow the salt from another table
>return them the salt from your table instead
ONE PILL MAKES YOU SMALL
>buy bus ticket
>don't ride the bus you've bought the ticket for
LAMBORGHINI MERCY
what is this reddit meme
It's called having fun you grump
>wasnt here in 2016
>calls anything reddit
we live in a society
>on a plane
>stewardess tells me to turn on the airplane mode
>i don't
>plane explodes
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
>on a plane
>stewardess asks me if I want some candies
>say ''yes dear'' because I think it makes me sound cool
>blurt out the word, not sure if she even heard it
>take a candy
>it's not candy, it's an earplug
>she looks at me confused
>plane is landing in a few minutes
CUZ I AM A CREEEEEEP I AM WEIRDOOOOO WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HEERE
My nearest grocery store rearranged some shelves so I asked the cashier "where is Dr.Pepper?" and the cashier went "I don't know but let me ask from this another employee who's coming back in a minute" but instead of waiting I simply left
PURPLE LAMBORGHINI LURKIN
>print out coupons for restaurants and grocery stores
>give them all to poor people
>the coupons are for places that I made up and don't even exist
MAD MAN MOON
Was he poorly written or Leto just sucks?
Both
It was too deep for you.
The writing was garbage, it would only be more noticeable with a better actor.
The concept and execution are both awful. And of course Leto and David Ayer are both egomaniacal homosexuals so they doubled down.
Both.
Anything Leto does turns to shit.
Leto is fantastic. But everyone else involved deserves to be imprisoned. especially costume.
cray cray
Why are you being the Joker, bro?
So Leto Joker was just autistic? Maybe he made little Lego dioramas of Gotham and shit.
comfy
each individual knife was set in place by a cast of crew members
Dude. They're pointing at him. It's just like Damacles sword, but with zero risk. What a psycho.
Jared Leto is pure cringe. This is a guy who made a career for himself by being good looking and being an extra in some big movies.
The second he could use the momentum of these big movies and could start his own independent career, everything he has done has been so incredibly autistic and cringe that it's unbelievable.
Just recently the Red hot chili peppers drummer did a video where he drums for one of his songs. Jared Leto decided to respond. What do you think Jared Leto said in response to an established respected drummer doing a cover for his song?
>Checked out the video, cool drumming. We should work on a song some time.
No. that's not what he said.
He made a ''reaction'' video where he and his brother do tik tok cartoon movements lip syncing to the video pointing to eachother and to themselves, with their own audio muted and mouthing words to the song and congratulating themselves for having made the song
>Just recently the Red hot chili peppers drummer did a video where he drums for one of his songs. Jared Leto decided to respond. What do you think Jared Leto said in response to an established respected drummer doing a cover for his song?
cmon now it's just one of the contents Chad did with Drumeo. It's not a cover, hell he didn't pick the song or the band himself.
I wrote that for people who have no idea about what happened and don't watch drumming videos. It's besides the point, if you know Chad Smith and Drumeo, you know. For everyone else it's the guy from RHCP doing a cover of a Jared Leto song.
Seriously though, what the FRICK was his issue?
>Lights. Camera. Insanity.
that's the kinoest thing i've ever heard
Jackass being jackass by hiding it behind 'method acting'. Basically the same thing as those youtuber going just a prank, bro while being a dick.
this guy's a frickin freak!!!!!!! a freak i tell you!!
Sounds like he was morbin’ out
Best thread in years
How does he get up without hurting himself?
i can tell youre a fat frick
>surround by sharp objects
>"How does he get up without hurting himself?"
>YOU'RE FAT
???
Skinny people dont need to roll onto their stomach and push off the floor. Is not getting things a zoomer thing?
How does he out of the circle of sharp objects then?
>sit up
>stand up
>walk away
lmao so hard
>walk away
he's standing on knifes he wont be walking away without hurting himself
why would he stand on the knives theres plenty of space
Even if he he did step on any none are facing blade up.
is he on a giant cutting board?
It's Gomez Addams level of jockery.
the knives i understand if they're trying to make him an edgelord. what i don't really get is the outer ring of spatulas and the dogshit bags in the top right.
Are they spatulas or piano keys?
The real joker wouldn’t have done homosexual shit like that if he had a bunch of knives. The real joker would have taken the knives and killed a bunch of people for no reason.
Ah yes the real Joker we all read about in our Gotham history books during 9th grade American history.
YOUR CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY
>I dont have any agua
YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH
because nothing spells DA JOKA BAYBEE like a circle of knives within a circle of piano keys and random bottles and guns and shit laying around outside of that.
also pretty sad that most or all of the knives are obviously CGI'd in. they don't even cast shadows.
They didn't trust Leto with real knives.
It’s the Omega symbol. Joker is only insane from the perspective of the comics world, because he’s actually aware that he’s a comics character. He understood what was coming. It made more sense before the studio insisted on writing out Steppenwolf and references to the New Gods. Enchantress’s “heart” is ancient Apokaliptan tech that uses magic as fuel. She’s basically a sentient weapon that got left behind in the Ancient War. It’s a reference to the character Brimstone, and like him, she sets about tearing down a false idol. In her case, the idol was our technology.
GOD DAMMIT WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST LET SNYDER COOK AHHHHHHHHH
Exactly how I feel.
I've actually tried once to cover my upper body in knives and watch anime on the sofa back when I was an edgy school boy. It's surprisingly safe, the only thing that got hurt is me many years later, remembering that shit.
There are actual actors who worked on this embarrassing flick that got tattoos related to this flick.
Like it was Lord of the Rings, or something
Reminder that Jared Leto had issues with Will Smith and kept bullying him throughout the shooting of this movie.
Good.