>heidi is a woman and therefore does not know how to use these tools. she will probably screw it up and hurt her delicate woman hands
I know 90's shows were rough but sheesh.
>heidi is a woman and therefore does not know how to use these tools.
>heidi is a woman and therefore does not know how to use these tools. she will probably screw it up and hurt her delicate woman hands
I know 90's shows were rough but sheesh.
then he goes home and jill has a scene degrading every aspect of his manhood in a shrill unlikable rant and he cucks to her
it wasn't that rough
This. It was more or less an Archie Bunker scenario.
show wouldve made more sense if he was banging heidi on the side
That would be pretty immoral and openly anti family, which was something sitcoms didn't do at the time.
In my headcanon he is. He is a raging coked-up alkie but that's the shit that happens off-camera. Threatens female employees with losing their jobs unless they give him a job, smacking his wife around and her and him hilariously explaining the bruises away to the kids, his dark candid shots paraphilia of people he knows that lives in a hand-crafted wooden box in his garage. Yeah I'm thinking Tim The Tool Man was based.
>Dumb manly man says something sexist
>Is proven wrong
>Learns to be more open minded
>Repeat for 10 seasons in the hopes that it will indoctrinate the men who watch it
>Take 12 years off
>Come back with a similar show
>This time with a more diverse cast and daughters instead of sons
>Cash more checks for ten years.
And he'll do it again.
Sounds a lot like KOTH.
Women used to be so beautiful.
She's just an ordinary 90's extra and she mogs midney sweeney. Zoomers are so desperate because all they have are mutts and trannies.
booba
home improvement is a very funny show
get real.
The show is extremely milquetoast
>extremely milquetoast
Very few rape scenes. Very few.
>attractive white blonde woman
Yup it was the 90s
I still remember that episode with jill's sister in the shower
good callback
Heidi's delicate woman hands can handle my tool iykwim
if youre talking about your penis ill remind you this is a blue board
I would photoshop Zendaya's scowling face in there for the lulz but I'm too lazy
For me it's Lisa
which one was the regular for the later seasons? Who was there for the long haul.
Women used to be so much more attractive
Lisa was first but it was short lived in comparison to Heidi
Timothy Dick is a huge chud so it makes sense.
to be fair hot women are generally useless at everything
so are non hot women
Women are useless at everything. They are only wanted, not needed. That's why we go by most attractive. Stacy and Mildred are the same dumb woman, only Stacy has an ass you can bounce a dime off of and Mildred reads Gertrude Stein. Neither of them can change a tire but I want to frick Stacy.
They're only wanted because they look so hot, they have nice pussies/asses and breasts. Something biologically in men makes.us obsessed with these qualities so we do everything we can to cater to them for literally nothing except these.superficial features. I wish I can be asexual and turn it off. It's.making me insane in current year
I like it. It's an immutable basic fact that will never change so long as straight men are around and straight women are around. Dumb broads may think they can escape by being bawds or bi or poly or whatever but at the end of the day they still function as objects for pleasure for other people, whether it's "their choice" or whatever nonsense. Their natural state is bawd. They really are nothing but babymakers. Even their own dumb women's lib narrative can only exist in minor cohort to dominant male patriarchy. Look at how the world is doing with their new lie to themselves. It's a fricking systemic disaster that's ruining the world. Because women aren't meant for being men in the world. You just get weak dumb incompetent versions of men who rely more on emotion than logic to get through situations. good luck with that. I'm not flying anytime soon.
TL;DR: Women are dumber weaker versions of men and are only useful based on their sexual attractiveness and ability to reproduce healthy humans.
I hope the feminist trend ends soon..it really is ruining everything..I'm tired of it getting shoved in my face that men are terrible and women should be a.girlboss badass and act like sociopaths with emotion
>TL;DR: Women are dumber weaker versions of men and are only useful based on their sexual attractiveness and ability to reproduce healthy humans.
STL;DR: The problem is feminism. The solution is being gay.
Being gay is disgusting. You should have a nice day if you're gay, just get it over with. Ew your family must be embarrassed. Total subjugation of women is the way. Give them the world they all secretly crave and have been reimagining in academia for a century plus. Dumb bawds.
>Being gay is disgusting. You should have a nice day if you're gay, just get it over with. Ew your family must be embarrassed.
Damn, you're holding that closet door so tight the screws are coming off the hinges.
You should KYS, sodomite.
Does it matter to you? You won't get any pussy regardless.
being a women sound depressing
Why do you think they glug down so many antidepressants? The drugs keep them hypnotized long enough to be useful workers and then they wake up 15 years later from the haze and realize they wasted their lives.
Many such cases!
do all women really?
I know more women who take +1 or more of prescribed pills a day, most of them mental pills. It is astonishing how quickly humanity blindly accepted taking chemicals to modify their behavior and natural urges. It's pretty fricking insane. How much of everything now exists in our drinking water? What have we been increasingly been drinking and bathing in for the past 10 years? Do they even test for estrogen, antidepressants, benzos, etc? Is this what's causing autism?
The only way to get birth control pills out of the water supply is reverse osmosis.
Women piss them out and the chemicals that remain cause estrogen production.
I've even listened to a guy who claimed to work at a water purification plant go on a rant about Alex Jones and then 180 when I asked him about this
women are dumb as frick they'll eat dog shit if a physician tells them to
>chipped nail polish
The cherry on top of this BPD sundae
This is called a Level 1 response. It is the musings of a person at the peak of intelligence bell curve. In the middle so to speak.
You have yet to offer a counter statement that elucidates your differing opinion.
The lion does not concern himself with the doings of ants.
What a fricking pussy.
*ᵃnᵍʳʸ ᵃnᵗ nᵒᶦˢᵉˢ*
>I have nothing to say. Please give me (You)s. I desire attention from strangers.
Oops your seething now, that means you lost
guys we have to go back
I watch it for he
HEIDI HEIDI HEIDI HO
>t. Cab Calloway
she was built
She got super sculpted for the reunion show. Lady beefcake.
HEY MR.CANDY MAN!
Home improvement. What a great show
It was actually shit. Try again.
I'll try again and say it was a great show. Go frick yourself troony
Don't knock that attitude until you actually see women attempt to do anything.
Using power tools, changing a tire or other part, shooting a gun, using a soldering iron- you'll always be surprised at how they manage to frick it up.
How do you think Tim Allen fared in prison?
Gave up his butt on the first day.
the show went progressive/feminist before the end
couldn't finish it