"Hell is actually real, and Christianity was right all along."
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"Hell is actually real, and Christianity was right all along."
"Hell is actually real, and Christianity was right all along."
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JESUS IS COMING SOON
“For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.”
Romans 6:23 ESV
BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOLY SPIRIT
Which denomination? Mormons?
Whichever has the strictest rules, even stricter than the regular bullshit one's in the bible, considering Charlie's grandma went there for saying "Damn" after his grandfather was shot.
The Bible is obeyed because it leads you to a clean path in life and to God.
Mormons are a cult merits system.
>it leads you to a clean path in life and to God.
the bible does no such thing. You could maybe argue the gospels could, but most Christians in the US don't actually follow Jesus's teachings and the tradcath larpers on this site don't even know what the gospels are because they don't read scripture.
>Mormons
>Christian
Thanks Tomie.
neopuritain dreck
I guess Zach goes to church every sunday
Correction, he wants everyone else to go to church every Sunday.
>sorry
If all morality comes from God then humans don't have the authority to judge God.
Then I have no reason to follow God's commands. I can't judge.
The commandments are judgments
if all morality comes from God, then it's all just foundationless, arbitrary horseshit that only stays moral until He changes his mind again
>again
When was the first time?
>Don't murder
>HMMMM I would've totally listened to you if I could judge if you are right about it, but if I could you telling me not to murder would be redundant, so I guess I will murder regardless
Eating meat on Friday.
Man made rule, there is nothing in the Bible about it (but it is a good practice that reduces cholesterol)
Bull fricking shit. It was a fricking mortal sin. You are ignorant of your own history.
So you admit you would murder if it weren't for God telling you not to. Okay.
Isn't it reasonably possible that those that earnestly say they would murder if it weren't for god psychopaths and neurotypical people don't need such an authority to not murder?
Humans were throwing humans to be eaten by lions as mass entertainment. We are not wired differently from those times, we only got addicted to a different set of stimulus to steer us away from such urges. This is the role of the entire modern entertainment industry, and entire think thanks have written about using pop culture to control the populace.
Yes, we can even mess up something as simple as 'don't eat that particular fruit'. Don't trust anyone who insists on being better than that.
So you're one crisis of faith and solar flare EMP from killing?
I can not rationally know what I am capable of during the time of crisis. Even Jesus has acknowledged that it is impossible to always prevent people from stumbling. The best we can is not to stumble easily.
Now my question. Are you going to insist that everyone should always blindly trust you?
I wasn't who you were talking to. If you think it's probable you'd kill if you didn't have the comfort of your cartoons and bible you should see a therapist.
Why would I insist people trust me, they can make their own minds up from the evidence I provide them. Chuds hate evidence but the rational world loves it.
>I am not insisting that people should blindly trust me
>I provide rational evidence for it, dude trust me
Is it blindly trusting someone when you look into them without them telling you to trust them and you find physical evidence of the quality of their character?
No, it isn't blind trust. We should recognize people by their fruits.
But this is not the situation we are in, anon. And fruits produced during the time of comfort don't tell you everything about what you should be expecting from someone during the time of crisis.
What do you mean this is not the situation we are in?
>don't tell you everything about what you should be expecting from someone during the time of crisis.
Ok
But during my times of relative crisis in my past there's evidence of who I am.
I didn't kill anyone then which was neat.
>"set of stimulus".
You should learn the difference between singular and plural before posting your philosophy 101 ramblings on Cinemaphile, St Thomas of Dumb-ass.
To be fair even murder is justified in the eyes of god sometimes. If he tells you to kill for him you do it. It’s a little more complex than a set of rules
The Christian apologist response to this is that the commandment is to not murder, which is different from not killing.
Christians love semantics
What the frick do you think people did before Judaism?
That's not rhetorical
Kant must be the most autistic man who ever existed
He write philosophy about math
>He write philosophy about math
you're a moronic Black person, you know that?
frick Pythagoras, I hope he's dead.
He's not.
Edgy Twitter Newgrounds Christians are probably the worst denomination yet founded, and that really is fricking saying something
I attend the First Edgy Twitter Newground Church of Pittsburgh every Sunday and people there seem pretty normal to me. Maybe don't be so harsh to judge a group whose creeds and doctrines you haven't really read up on?
>Edgy Twitter Newgrounds Christians are probably the worst denomination yet founded, and that really is fricking saying something
The new internet meme Christians are proper morons
>He doesn’t know about the Edgy Twitter Newgrounds Muslims
it is true that if you got baptized you go directly to heaven no matter how sinful you were on Earth?
No.
The opposite is true, you get harsher punishment for sinning despite being a declared Christian.
>Godly life speedrun any%
I tried that lifehack but I just ended up meeting your grandfather in hell and he fricked me back to life, he told me he misses your pretty lips around his peen.
>christian has to think about his beliefs
>immediately thinks about pedophilia
Depends on the sect/interpretation probably. I know some say that regardless of whatever you do some believe that if you just accept christ and ask for redemption before death thats an insta path to heaven.
Ya think?
>The line that broke Cinemaphile
>Cinemaphilemblr gaythiests are such broken bucks they can't even laugh at asking your israeli friend to say "christianity was right"
this.
>Years and years of "lol christians amirite" humor from adult shows
no issue
>One show subverts expectation and says "yeah no, this is actually true"
sperg out for years now
Imagine getting mad at “Christian’s amirite”
I'm guessing you would have a stroke if the South Park movie came out today
You do realize that it's presented as being a bad thing right? And that Charlie meets his Grandma there because she said damn once. All of which are very on brand jokes for Oneyplays.
This thread isn't about smiling friends
It's a schizo shitposting thread
So what happened moron? Thought you repented from your obsession and claimed it was all just an elaborate joke after Chris and Zach mocked you
Yes_gigachad.webp.exe
I thought the guy admitted that this was all just bullshit. Yet here you are, posting these as if you didn't justvadmit you lied.
So which is it? Is Zach this evil Christian man or you're just fricking with Cinemaphile for shits and giggles?
>I thought the guy admitted that this was all just bullshit. Yet here you are, posting these as if you didn't justvadmit you lied.
I dont think thats him posting those, but to answer your question, him saying that he was kidding was 100% cope.
Btw, he got really angry when an anon pointed out that it had frick all to do with Christianity or masturbation etc and that he was actually mad that the show called him a fat pig, since the context was Satan stuffing his face with junk food.
The whole Christian anti sex bullshit tirade was just to save face. Because he NEVER BRINGS THIS UP anywhere on Cinemaphile except when it comes to this show. He certainly wasn't around when that anon was making threads bashing shows that don't show demons being the personifaction of evil.
Im not the Black person, I posted these to remind people of his moronic lies
Also hes definitely not trolling, he was only backpedaling and now that he thinks Cinemaphile has forgotten about it hes started again
Why the frick do people keep bringing up this shit? The schizo isn't even in this thread
the schizo isn't a person, is just mass hysteria
Quiet you.
>t. smiling schizo
lmfao frick off
You go, bro. Make this thread all about you.
He'll yeah I'd gladly burn for all eternity if it means grandma went to heaven and Bob Kane got what was coming for him.
>Is that, Christianity being used for a bit? WITHOUT shitting on it!?
>AHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE!! HELP ME BLACK SCIENCE MAN!!!
Why are Christians so blood-thirsty? All they wish for is eternal suffering for anyone who don't think like them.
only mormons are like that
>Why do people hate people who don't think like them?
How was being born yesterday?
>I'm- I mean, HE isn't even here!
Hmmmmmm
>>I'm- I mean, HE isn't even here!
I didn't say that, anon. C'mon.
This might sound crazy to you anon but you can disagree with someone and not spite them, let alone wish the worst upon them.
>He is ignirant of nearly the entirety of human history
homie
>People did X in the past theredore I have to too.
You're taught history for a reason, anon. Learn from their mistakes, and do better.
You can ask the same thing to the Muslims
Both of which are abrahamic faiths weird that
>Why are Christians so blood-thirsty? All they wish for is eternal suffering for anyone who don't think like them.
Literally the opposite. They want people to join their faith so that they DON'T have to suffer eternally. That's the whole point.
Don't know about that. A lot of the seem to have enjoyment in watching them suffer.
Why it prioritized to have everyone conform to the system instead of appealing against it?
church christians are not real christians
I WANT SEASON 2
AND I WANT IT NOW
More so Zach is contrarian at heart he will literally change his whole belief system to reflect what’s opposite of currently popular to believe.
What makes you think that?
Idk his whole thing about how all conspiracies are stupid and then going on bring up some on oneyplays . Plus the whole scrubbing of his tweets was spineless.
Nah he's consistently anti-coomer.
Lol doubt, this is the same man who bragged about making a “Gandolf beard of cum” on a girl. All that anti-coomer shit is just a larp because his gf makes light smut.
Wow he's been really dedicated to the larp lately.
It's almost as if.... His stance has shifted as he's bought into an ideation?
pic related for likely "apolitical youtubers don't get radicalized" counterpoint
what are you talking about
Plenty of funny people stop making certain jokes because it goes against their true beliefs, especially when they get more serious about their beliefs.
Guy in the pic got quite serious about his politics on youtube over the years, the pattern is also found with Zach stopped making jokes about sex exploits and religion.
>Zach stopped making jokes about sex exploits and religion
wat
charlie's grandma was sent to hell because she said damn one time. how is that not a joke about religion?
You’re talking to terminally online morons. Logic has no place.
Yeah ok sure "stopped" was hyperbolic. At the very least one tame joke at the expense of the idea of hell pales in comparison to the jokes he makes at the expense of people who are kinky.
>in comparison to the jokes he makes at the expense of people who are kinky.
Huh.
"Zach has implied that the only reason people would ever have extreme/gross sexual fetishes is porn addiction"
>it doesn't count
what mental illness specifically do you have?
thinking joking about hell one (1) time is equal to multiple jokes about another topic
You must really revere hell huh?
>Zach stopped making jokes about sex exploits and religion.
Playing sonic with Cory would make anyone see the value of religion and rebuke hedonism, dude is a frickin mess
>Le Cory is sex freak meme
Go back to kiwi far.. oh wait.
Ywnbaw, keffals
>basing this shit on watching let’s play where they are totally acting like themselves
You are special kind of moronic.
>Saying that spazkid has just been doing a bit since the newground days
You're a special kind of moronic as well
Oh right there no such thing as hammy it up and having fun. You’re right Cory is a literal mongoloid.
Yes, Cory, you are a mongoloid gooner who needs to find some meaning in life
I’m sorry who’s moronic again?
I really you are Cory, otherwise this emotional response makes absolutely no sense
I don’t know how pointing out your a kiwi autist is emotional but sure.
Your obsession with it sure is emotional, you've mentioned it twice now unprompted
Can say the same with you. “ he wrote back so it must be him” is type autism I wish I had.
HEY CORY KNUCKLES HERE
Reminder: this shit was made by a Californian jizzbag that makes more money than you do.
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Most successful parasites
>Oh right there no such thing as hammy it up and having fun. You’re right Cory is a literal mongoloid.
>i-imean im not him hahaaa why should i care lol...
Awwww baby doesn’t know you can call be perceived as an idiot by others.
Whatever you say Cory, get some help tho, you unironically need it. Doubly so if you arent even him.
>thinks everyone is Cory
You need your head checked than that sperg.
Boggles the mind how people are still taking this nutter seriously when he went and said that it was all a big prank and he never meant it seriously
THEY CALL ME CORY
BECAUSE I
what did he say next
probably something about fricking trannies. zach seemed genuinely shocked so i assume it wasn't just cory saying Black person.
"because i suck troony wiener"
If Christianity is right, then use it to explain who was in the wrong here.
>If Christianity is right
It is not. Instead we shall use the actual true religion, Islam, to determine the wrongdoer here. Alan who presumably lives on the property at the permission of Mr Boss, is definitely justified. The Wall-Dweller has no right to squat on the property of another, and so Alan is allowed to enter upon his private area without warning. If the Wall-Dweller had permission to be there, then Alan would indeed have to knock as per Quran 24:58-59. However it is clear that the Wall-Dweller is dirt poor, and by allowing him to remain thus providing him shelter, Alan has committed an act of charity. Alan is 100% in the right.
Someone post the clip where Tomar says he wants to kill his wife in that virtual novel
>Oh my science, help me lord Cooper!!!