Hellboy: The Crooked Man movie

Do you believe in it, anon? It's a cointoss for me

>Based on one of the best comic stories
>Seems that they'll keep it small-scale this time instead of trying to fit half the goddamn comic in one and a half hour
>Mignola's involved, guess he learned his lesson
>Director did Ghost Rider 2, which was cool, frick you

On the other hand
>You know they're going to toss the Ogdru Jahad in the plot somehow
>Ghost Rider 2 completely failed to keep people interested in the character
>Just as likely to be tossed aside with comic book fatigue

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not trusting Mignola after he lied about that Godawful reboot.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      I love Hellboy, but Mignola's words mean absolutely nothing at this point.
      After the past 2 flicks, I'm optimistically cautious at best.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd really rather a TV series so they could adapt the shorter form stories

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hellboy would benefit from a break from movies and doing an adult animated series. Something moody and dark.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just watch the fan dub on youtube instead.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hellboy is so easy to get right, and they consistently get it wrong

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      These frickers overthink it. It's all so straightforward. I think if they stuck to an animated movie, to better emulate the anesthetics of the comic and even e
      improve, they wouldn't feel as tempted to deviate so egregiously.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The actual Hellboy animated movies were alright though I think I'd rather see something more like Screw on Head.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.artstation.com/artwork/B0QDA
          I like them too. This image is probably the best I've seen that could work.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          We had 2 animated Hellboy movies

          I’ve been meaning to get around to these. Perhaps this is the push I needed.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're bretty gud. I liked Blood and Iron a bit more than Sword of Storms personally, but they're both fun.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah it feels like what a Hellboy animated TV series could be. Hellboy goes up against some mythology of the episode and it's a good time.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have me picturing a better version of something like the old Spawn Animated Series

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                They made some hellboy animated comics, and the introduction talks about a tv series that never got made

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        We had 2 animated Hellboy movies

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, I'm aware. I'm just saying as far as full-length movies.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          We could have had more

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes there was a 3rd one that got cancelled
            Just like the 3rd live action movie
            Hellboy is the half-life of movies

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait are the movies bad? I never read the comics and I like both movies a lot

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also like the Del Toro movies but they are there own beast and not particularly comic accurate.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ooh shit i see it now. Just googled it.
        There was a movie that came out in 2019, that one fell off my radar so it must be as awful as anons are saying here
        The Del Toro ones came out when I was a child so I can't say if they hold up nowadays

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's pretty bad, it feels like they tried to make 3 movies all at once (Red Queen, Wild Hunt and just solo Hellboy movie in general). Think of BvS

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >previous movie was trash
    >budget is 2 Pepsi cans
    >literally who as main lead
    >story itself is extremely short, there's not enough stuff to justify 1,5 hours-2 hours
    >the entire thing was shot in the span of, like, 2 months? Brah. Literally speedrun

    I am not holding my breath

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >forgot to add: zero promotion, despite movie coming out next year
      If you filmed it so fast, there's only editing and CGI left. You sure movie is done?

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Crooked Man was a good story but how the hell are they gonna stretch it out for a full theatrical movie?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The voiced comic version on youtube is already 45 minutes long, and that's just from panel-to-panel reading. It's not unreasonable to get it to reach one and a half hour with more flair, and extra stuff like presenting the BPRD or the Ogrdu

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everything being tied to the Ogrdu is gay.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly for all their inaccuracy the Del Toro films at least felt like they gave a shit beyond just having the license and wanting to ride comic movie hype

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have soul. You can feel the love in them.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the Del Taco films but they're terrible Hellboy movies, it's mostly a vehicle for his cool monster designs. The only change I really like about them is how they elevated Bruttenholm's character, Hellboy as a character kinda sucks (Perlman's acting notwithstanding) and the weird romance between him and Liz is awful. Also hated how they turned the BPRD into a secret government agency, what I always liked about Hellboy's setting was how intertwined the supernatural was regarded in the world.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly for me personally, "Hellboy in Mexico" was a better story for me. Although, "Hellboy: The Crooked Man" had great dialogue (like Eric Powell's The Hillbilly).

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to read Hellboy. Are the Library editions still the best version to buy?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're the versions I have and I like them a lot. There's a new frick huge monster sized edition but it honestly looks a bit unweildly to me.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow

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