>hello anon! can I call you Ann? or maybe just On? Whatever, you get three Cinemaphile related wishes! BUT
>rule number one: I can't kill anyone or anything, be it a person or a trend
>rule number two: I can't make your waifu real
>rule number three: I can't bring any artist back from the dead
Well, Cinemaphile?
i'd wish to become a prince
Last time someone tried that, the Genie turned their father into the King of Thieves.
I wish for you to be free.
Nuke California
Nobody has to die, they can miraculously survive or get evacuated, I just want the land and every studio in it gone
How about the earthquake that finally breaks California off into the sea finally striking
I wish for Hollywood and California's general power in the industry to be redistributed throughout the entire country.
Wish 1: I wish all california studios imploded. Don’t kill anyone, just destroy all the equipment and art. Yes this goes as far to having the shitty webcomic artist’s computer imploding in his apartment
Wish 2: I wish for more HMOFA stuff. Simple as
Wish 3: I wish for EVERYONE ELSES waifu to be real. I will sacrifice my wish for the greater good
Your sacrifice will never be forgotten, Anon
>can't make your waifu real
frick
design me a robot that will resemble my waifu to the exact molecule.
have all of the world's scientist work together to figure out nuclear fusion, quantum computing, and space travel
give me genius level intelligence and a comic book style healing factor
Get rid of Cinemaphile.
>make all of the glitch productions crew catholics, cause itll be fricking funny
>make ralph bakshi a billionaire, so he can do whatever shows he wants
>also make gerald scarfe a billionaire, because hes cool
Wish#1: Bring Symbiotic Titan back.
Wish#2: Make Frankie x Mac official.
Wish #3: For you to be free so Disney doesn't gaygify you to oblivion.
That is all...
turn all the trannies on Cinemaphile into real women so they'll leave Cinemaphile and the quality of this board will shoot up
more animation intended for adults that isnt family guy style adult comedy
better worker and artist rights in comics and animationv824k8
I wish Robin Williams never had lewy body dementia.
Sorry, kid. Rule number three.
Frick it, genie. I got no wish. Go find someone else.
I wish I have infinite wishes, you dumb genie frick.
>you go on existing way past expiration date forever having to make a wish
1. I wish for the retroactive creation of a comic book company as large and established as DC/Marvel that deals exclusively in non-superhero comics.
2. I wish western animation had a mainstream appeal besides kids stuff and adult comedy shows.
3. I wish all decades after the fact sequels/reboots/continuations/etc actually had the same quality as the original product.
I wish to become a horse with two rear ends
Triple world hunger, double period pains, and shapeshifting powers with no limitations.
>I wish all Cinemaphile users had basic reading comprehension and would fully read posts before replying.
>I wish all Cinemaphile schizos would get help.
>I wish Cinemaphile would split off all capeshit to it's own board.
I wish cell animation never stopped
I wish all the puritans and SJWs got kicked out out animation
And I wish I could hop into cartoons, so I can be with my waifu. Loopholes, b***hes!
>I wish Ralph Breaks the Internet was never made
>I wish all moronic executives in every studio were fired
>I wish I had better drawing skills so I can draw my waifu doing whatever I want
>I wish all "adult comedy" animation go bankrupt
>I wish every comic and cartoon for toddlers go bankrupt
>I wish theme parks go bankrupt
Done, now all those hacks will have to make something good.
Only need one wish: I wish to be happy.
>oh but what about [insert twist]?
That wouldnt make me happy, and the wish is very clear about what the result must be - me being happy.
But we can use all three wishes to quiet the pedants.
>I wish that all of my wishes fulfill the spirit of the ask
>I wish that my life generally trends toward success and happiness
>I wish you to be free
Sir, this is just for Cinemaphile wishes. And happines is not a goal, it is the way.
I dunno about you, but MY life would trend toward success and happiness by having my waifu exist.
>the wish is very clear about what the result must be - me being happy.
Happy is a name.
>CARTOONS WITH CUTE TEENAGE BOYS!
>CARTOONS WITH CUTE TEENAGE BOYS!!
>CARTOONS WITH CUTE TEENAGE BOYS!!!
>for each country to receive a generous stipend to be used for animated movies every couple years, on the conditions that it must be an original IP, can't be CGI, and cannot have merchandising
>that stuff like Loving Vincent or Anomalisa would receive the same level of interest from normalgays as Bojack Horseman or R&M
>to become Marcy Wu
1) make every woman 50 miles tall
2) allow them to live forever without need for sustenance or breathing or silly physics getting in their way
3) wish for genie to be free
>I wish hand drawn 2D animation makes a big comeback
>I wish for a reboot of the Duck Dodgers TV show but it's not affected by modern socio-political bullshittery
>That's good enough for me, mate. Last wish is you to be free.
Wish 1; The entirety of California, land mass and all is moved and merged with India at the southern part, so that way a shittier country can shit all over a shit state. (can't kill trends so just move it somewhere else)
Wish 2; Ai tech, gene modding, and robotics/cybernetics are advanced to such a point that people can be anything they want and whole personas of people can be created that are seamlessly real (Genie can't make waifus, but he can give us the tools to make our own.)
Wish 3; The afterlife is not only real, but a semi tangible and fairly easy place to access so that people can visit loved ones that have passed (They're still dead)
>Wish 2; Ai tech, gene modding, and robotics/cybernetics are advanced to such a point that people can be anything they want and whole personas of people can be created that are seamlessly real (Genie can't make waifus, but he can give us the tools to make our own.)
You should know the goverments would all ban this technology from the public right away and then extensively use it for warfare, spying and terrorism.
doubtful on the ban, there's too much money to be made in letting people turn themselves into their ideal vision seamlessly. I do not doubt at all the government creating the perfect spy/terrorist with this tech at all and I accept this downside, much like dynamite and nuclear tech you gotta take the good with the bad
I wish that copyright law was reverted back to before Disney fricked it. I don't know if I'm allowed to tack on a part two but if you could ensure everyone involved in ruining copyright law has violent diarrhea for the rest of their lives, that would be great.
I wish that companies can't abuse trademark laws as a way of effectively continuing to hoard copyright.
I wish for you to be free
>I wish that copyright law was reverted back to before Disney fricked it.
If that makes you feel better it already was a shitshow before Disney, remember how no one can use Zorro because some random literal who guy brought a few rights and even though he can't sell it anymore he can stop anyone else from using it as well.
Anything made after 1900 is in a confusing legal limbo.
I wish for incest, straight shota, and HMOFA pairings in cartoons to be acceptable and plentiful
With Hollywood going down the shitter day by day, I'm amazed that they haven't pushed this narrative yet.
Wish #1: I wish for the ability to control any and all comic book mediums in the universe, including through the internet.
Wish #2: I wish to have the powers of a random comic book character once a day.
Wish #3: I wish for the ability to travel inside of any cartoon I want.
So long nerds.
>Wish #2: I wish to have the powers of a random comic book character once a day.
What if you get mugged at gunpoint one day but roll Matter-Eater Lad?
Does wishing for inhuman drawing skills count?
Triple the wealth and power of Californian studios.
Double the number of troonys on Cinemaphile.
Reduce worldwide IQ by 25 points.
(Me)
Actually no, third wish is for the genie to be enslaved forever in a cursed Bad dragon dildo with no possibility of ever being freed even by a wish.
Wasting your wishes like that..
We're already heading down that path here..
>Wish 1.
Give Hotdiggedydemon/Max G/Brain Dump billions of dollars and a studio so he can make whatever he wants his way for the rest of his life. Under the condition that he has to bring back Wisenheimer.
>Wish 2.
Disney only makes 2D animated movies from now on.
>Wish 3.
I want America/ the West to have its own comic culture similar to Japan. Called it American Jump. Have readers vote for what comics get to make more chapters and have the readers give feedback and have the writers listen to said feedback. Make it the survival of the fetist and the only metric of success if fan support.
Have the creators own the IPs and make cartoons to advertise buying the comic and merch. Have creators have control and have them earn it. Basically, I want to copy Japan's model for the west.
I would give you a list and wish you did everything on that list.
But I'm lazy since that list would've been way, way too long.
Wish 1: All cancelled animated media gets made, whatever it may be.
Wish 2: Anything that was "shelved too early" gets another season, ex: Mao Mao's cancelled season 2.
Wish 3: All currently popular animation studios must return to animating 2D films
My first wish is Aussie technician gf with trauma
My second wish is cliffside getting greenlit
My third wish will be bringing back cool dinosaurs as pets
I wish for your Freedom.
I wish all posters above me don't have their wishes granted
I wish all posters below me don't have their wishes granted
I wish you never return to Cinemaphile
It's not like you could rezz robbie anyway
I wish for a device that only works for me, that produces the fairly odd parent's magic muffin with the muffin's ability intact, from the show.
2. I wish for you to be free, and no matter what wishes or abilities you act upon, will have no affect on me and my current wish.