>Hello, Im a Mac.

>Hello, I’m a Mac.
How do you respond without sounding mad?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    never have sex and post shitty threads on Cinemaphile

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what’s the weather like in Tel Aviv, troony

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would explain that mac is just another type of pc

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hello I'm a linux

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >hello I'm a linux

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kek I literally came here to post this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kek I literally came here to post this.

        >hello I'm a linux
        >kek I literally came here to post this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >hello I'm a linux
        >kek I literally came here to post this

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. I would listen to him, which is what no one else did

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >PC is for hard working productive members of society and Mac is for disaffected slackers who freak out when you ask them to pay rent to keep living under your roof
    What did they mean by this?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >walk into any business in the entire world that isn’t some boutique studio gayfest propped up by a trust fund
    >they’re all using windows
    there’s no need to respond when you won decades ago

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I own a Mac, PC and Linux and the only one of the three I hate working with is the Mac. I don't get why people like it. It's just what you're used to I suppose.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I work for a F10 in data analytics and my whole team uses Macs. They rib me for using a Windows machine.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My whole company uses chromebooks. we have maybe a few windows machines around. and maybe one mac

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >and I'm Cheese

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Justin Long is so cool with his jeans and shirt and hoody and skate shoes and goatee

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm PC

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Make it so the Scientologist and Christian are beating up the atheist please, if you want it to actually be funny.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah sure I'll get right on fixing a comic that's older than you

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >beep beep beep beep

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >white supremist apple commercial
    >diverse pc commercial

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know Alexander Vindman began shilling for Microsoft

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Is that a man in blue jeans & an untucked shirt!?
    >That's craaaaaazy!
    >This computer will make ME think 'outside the box'
    Frick Apple

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    say nothing and continue to enjoy my 90% market share

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Turn 360 degrees and walk away

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm baby.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And I’m Steeeeeeeeeeeve

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I went to a rich school that adopted computers hard and fast well before a lot of the surrounding schools did, and for some reason they had an entire computer room dedicated to fricking Apple computers. I had literally never seen anything like it: I'd used DOS and early versions of Windows by that point, and I fricking despised everything about Apple's OS. None of it made sense and, even worse, there were always one or two gays in the class who actually had experience with them and I wanted to cave their homosexual heads in for basically being proto-normies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      apple donated tons of computers to schools to try to get kids dependent upon their UI/OS.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        iPads are mandatory in school, everything js done with a tablet/online interface now

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          grim

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it pisses me off because it was burned into my brain that “screens are bad for your eyes” and learning cursive and shit in school but 10 years later it’s thrown into the trash and everyone just does multiple choice trans/holocaust tests on their ipads now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I distinctly remember in the 90s seeing old IBM DOS machines in elementary schools troonysition to Imacs almost exclusively.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shut your fricking mouth or I’ll frick it

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Like mac and cheese?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Apple probably hasn't innovated since these commercials first started airing. They either fell behind on features other products have or they just steal from other companies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Apple probably hasn't innovated since these commercials first started airing
      >what is the iPhone?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stolen from microsoft

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          absolutely delusional

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Microsoft had the shape, the display, and the layout of the apps.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In Britain there was a version of this was with the 2 guys from Peep Show.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I am pretty sure Mitchell and Webb said the adverts were bad because Mac came across as unlikeable.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the advert they have now with the dad waiting at the table to hear from his daughter is good

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hi mac I'm dad

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    YOU BLOW JOBS YOU ARROGANT PRICK
    WITH YOUR SECOND HAND JEANS AND YOUR TURTLE NECK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      HIPPIE
      YOU GOT GIVEN UP AT BIRTH
      I GIVE AWAY YOUR NET WORTH TO AIDS RESEARCH

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        its the best ERB

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mac you look like a fricking slob. Please dress better, you're in a commercial that will be on tv for heaven's sake. You show up in pants that need to be hemmed and taken in a hoodie! Children wear hoodies. Please be more respectful and take this more seriously. We are trying to sell products here.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those ads, though memorable, were a huge failure for Apple as people liked John Hodgman far more than they liked Justin Long. In later ads, they went out of their way to have Hodgman act whiny and Long nice but by then it was too late, people saw the two characters as goofy competent dad vs snarky layabout hipster.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And I'm something does everything Mac does but less shittier LMAO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Typical traumatic brain injury victim pc user response

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a chromebook

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They stopped airing these ads because the Mac user came across as a passive aggressive butthole

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