Hello. I'm Tom Hanks. The US Government has lost its credibility, so it's borrowing some of mine.
Hello. I'm Tom Hanks. The US Government has lost its credibility, so it's borrowing some of mine.
Hello. I'm Tom Hanks. The US Government has lost its credibility, so it's borrowing some of mine.
Isaac Kappy called him out (along with Spielberg) for rapping kids. Tom Hanks tweeted out a picture of a bottle cap with the letter "P" on it. Isaac Kappy is subsequently found dead after he got pushed off a highway overpass. All just a coincidence, I'm sure.
no one knows what the frick you're talking about, schizo
loads of us do. we just slso know justice died a long time ago
>I'm moronic therefore everyone is schizo
have a nice day, I really mean it you fricking bootlicking npc simp waste of life. You'll get no pussy!
Based? Even more powerful than Spacey
>Hanx
cringe
His victims' clothes?
>route 66 tom hanks twitter post: april 2019
>isaac kappy's death: may 2019
so literally just a coincidence? the timeline doesn't align
literally everyone knows you shit-lipped charlatan.
t. om Hanks
You should spill the beans first and then develop a crippling drug addiction and then have a nice day. Because if you do it Kappy style (1st drugs, then confessions, then death) masses will view it lineary (drugs caused psychosis which caused suicide). Bad optics.
>rapping
Is this a meme now where anons purposefully spell raping wrong? I've been seeing it a lot.
>Grandma starts raping faster than Eminem
Isaac Kappy was a schizo israelite. I don't doubt Tom Hanks rapes kids but I don't believe random israeli mentally ill freaks
>Tom posted a picture of a missing glove on Instagram
>this is proof that he's part of a cabal of child rapists
He literally says the glove was on Route 66.. the route Kappy was killed on.
Based Kappy knower. He also named Seth Green and some other people. He was one of the good ones.
We must secure an existence of our people and a future for white children fellow aryans
Kappy did a death man switch video released after his murder about some kids entrance in a ceremony inside and egyptian looking room and was memoryholded.
captcha: kppro
Was never proven
Innocent like Patton Oswalt
Something so off putting about post-gold age Simpsons versions of famous real people. Like they lost the balls and decided to never offend with potentially insulting/exaggerated depictions. The caricatures used to be so good. Pic rel is Tom Cruise
There was no need to include so many god damn celebrities in the first place. I lived in a small town shit hole for 22 years and the only time I saw a famous person was when the goalie from the New Jersey Devils came to try our golf course, and that was ages ago. Why would all the celebs flock to Springfield and know Homer like he's always been their best bud and why do the rich and famous look so different than the regular characters, like they're not even from the same species?
>why is my children's cartoon not more realistic?
>I lived in a small town shit hole for 22 years and the only time I saw a famous person was when the goalie from the New Jersey Devils came to try our golf course
We had Guy Fieri come to a restaurant across the street from my house. Literally half the town was on my street just staring into the restaurant while they filmed. Fricking embarrassing.
To be fair it happened in the classic seasons in a funny way:
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same thing with South Park. Their most recent depictions of famous people look more realistic and are off-putting
Don't watch The Simpsons.
Don't mention The Simpsons.
Ignore The Simpsons altogether.
They're gone and been done for a very long time.
That thing they play now is not The Simpsons, it's just shit.
celebrities ruined Simpsons
Is that why he was the first celebrity who contracted COVID? They had to sell it, didn't they?
Who hates Tom Hanks?
>Who hates Tom Hanks?
I do.
Hello. We are the US Government. Tom Hanks doesn't make good movies anymore, so he ask us to make some for him.
Tom Hanks is peak boomer celebrity. He lost relevance long ago
That's exactly what they did when they used him as the first corona shill to sell fear of the "pandemic".