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I had an idea for an episode related to this:
>I.M.P. gets contracted by a jobber in Hell after the world champ of his promotion gave him a shoot Brain Buster after cutting a shoot promo on him, they travel to Earth and attend one of the shows
>the promotion is basically mid-90s ECW, working into the animation during the matches
A-Plot
>Loona goes undercover in her human form and the booker thinks she's enhancement talent, books her in a match against the Women's Championship
>despite being pegged to job, Loona fights valiantly and wins over the crowd
>champ gets pissed and tries to shoot on her but injures herself, Loona improvises with a Blue Thunder Bomb and becomes the champ
>a few weeks pass as she racks up a streak and at the height of her wieneriness a new challenger approaches, basically a female version of MJF who's a lesbian chauvinist with a joshi chauffeur she treats like an object
>match is set for the company's biggest PPV, a promo segment sees Loona choke when her opponent calls her a 'hellhound', and I'm talking a Roman-level choke
B-Plot
>Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie watch the show and observe their target in his natural environment, Blitzo marks out to his Loony winning at sports
>Millie becomes a massive fan of wresting and wants to consume as much of it as she can while she's on Earth, in the end her favorite wrestler is Catcus Jack with a possible voice cameo by Mick Foley
(cont.)
Now that I think about it Loona would probably have a Crossface submission instead of a BTB as a finisher, also it would make more sense to use that to exploit an injury. Also Loona is for sure a grappler/brawler mix.
I don’t know anything about wrestling moves except for suplexes and the stinkface.
i want loona to peg me
> jobber
> shoot
> promo
back to Cinemaphile, now
Climax
>Moxxie ends up being the one to take the job on as both Millie and Blitzo are distracted, but before he could whack the target he's noticed and challenged to a locker room brawl
>despite the champ's brawn, Mox uses his agility to tire him out and uses the momentum to pull off some crazy cruiserweight moves, also sneaking in a Death Valley Driver
>the battle makes its way to the arena, before the target could hit his Brain Buster finisher on Moxxie, he reverses it into a Poison Frankensteiner onto the stairs, breaking his neck and killing him
>Loona faces off against her mysterious nemesis, the match seeps strong style and there's a lot of stiff work from the challenger
>Loona ends up walking the King's Road with some neck-shattering suplexes as it's clear the challenger is seriously trying to hurt her, but her resolvevis strong and she fights back
>at this point the job was complete and Moxxie trying to get Blitzo to use the Grimoire to take them back to Help and get their payday
>Loona was close to winning but was distracted by the portal opening and in a split her opponent hits her finisher and puts her down for the 1-2-3, becoming the new champion
>Loona is fricking furious at the loss when she was that close and Blitzo pulls her back through the portal
>final scene in the human world reveals that her rival is a succubus who's consuming the sexual energy of the crowd, her chauffeur her only 'pure' love
>I.M.P. and jobber celebrate a job well done but Loona is still pissed, they give her a pep talk and Blitzo tells her how proud he is of her, champion or not
>episode ends with Loona debuting in an indie fed in Hell, with a hint that she will get a rematch with the succubus later in the show
I also wanted to work in Blitzo as Loona's manager but I'm too drunk and tired to come up with anything right now.
I hope we'll see them again soon, Striker returned recently and Vivienne probably knows how popular in the fandom they are.
Seething on Earth somewhere. Not expecting them to reappear anytime soon but they'll probably try to get revenge when they do.
Man, I wanna frick Collin
When is Loona getting her own show?
they were saved from what HB became
Collin commited suicide shortly after their debut
POST M&M
If this is true some of yall better download the episode when it comes out. Like the minute it comes out.
Part 2. Electric Boogaloo.
This is so fricking weird and stupid
>we made this big episode featuring one of the biggest singers in all music history
>we cannot mention that artist by name or talk about how we did this song with her
I mean, they must know fans will just do that anyways, right? People will just go online and tag Kesha about this, screaming and hollering about how she's in this episode. You can't make a big celebrity cameo, give her a song and expect nobody to talk about it. It's like the simpsons with Michael jackson.
Exactly that caused actual hell with rereleasing Sonic 3 for decades, and also with Michael Jackson since he wrote that game's music
So it was it was a Kesha song.
Why are the frick did Vivienne try to insert a copyrighted song and hope it wouldn't be noticed? She knows like several composers, surely she could have gotten them to write an original song instead of being a moron.
Can someone explain?
Is it that Kesha recorded an original song for them called "Cotton Candy", but then felt cringe about it and wanted to detach from the project? And then they settled on, "OK, you can use the song, but don't use my name"?
So was it supposed to be a total secret that Kesha recorded a song for HB (I assume she'd be noticeable enough to guess but never officially credited or confirmed)? But the anon who leaked this just ruined it for Viv?
Does Kesha not want to be associated with this show?
Would you?
I'm surprised celebrities would give any fricks if they're being hired for it. How many of the frickers were brought into the ftx cryptoscam?
Admittedly each is an individual and give no fricks who Kesha is. But if all the right channels were talked through I don't get what the problem is.
Someone answer. This is such a weird one.
They are using a Kesha song, presumably with her permission, but at the same time cannot mention Kesha?
I doubt she cares or even really knows what the show is about, but she just got out of a long legal battle with her former producer earlier this week so it might have something to do with that.
That shit can get ugly. Didn't Taylor Swift have to rerecord all her old songs because they were being dicks?
Yeah. I don't know the exact details of Kesha's thing though, you'd need to ask someone who knows how it could possibly make her reluctant to attach her name to an indie project.
Basically ~~*Scooter Braun*~~ bought all her original masters so he could profit off of it and she couldn’t. Taylor basically told him to frick off and decided to re-record everything just so he couldn’t profit off of it.
And to those who don’t know who Braun is, he’s a massive music executive and manager who is basically response for the rise of fame for Justin Bieber, Ariana Grande, Demi Levoto and scuffed Australian Bieber (The Kid LAROI).
"wrapped up in legal red tape regarding desires of a cast member"
>this cast member desires that nobody tag kesha or the producer of the song
>"it's best not to mention her involvement AT ALL"
This seriously reads as the cast member being Kesha and she doesn't want to be publicly involved with it
If it's real then holy shiiiiit.
Vivziepop really doesn't know how to "kill your darlings"
>"kill your darlings"
What does this mean I keep hearing it thrown around
It's a literary term that basically means an author cutting content even if they worked really hard on it/liked it. I don't know if it's really applicable here unless anon means to say that Vivzie was willing to frick over the flow of her show and let Loona's characterization suffer for it for over a year for the sake of having celebrity guest who doesn't even want her name on the project.
It is when you have to accept that thing you poured your heart into is objectively shit and you need to either heavily alter it or just get rid of it to focus on something better.
Lol I misread and thought anon was saying Vivzie is currently envoking "killing your darlings". Yeah they've got it right, she should've let this go a long time ago.
>Don't post Kesha at all
Well Viv pretty much did, see
Why did kesha even do this if she doesnt wanna be involved with it now?
>"this episode has been wrapped up in a lot of legal red tape regarding desires of a cast member"
>desires of a cast member
What desires?
Probably the whole Dr. Luke thing
Which coincidentally got resolved two days before this episode
What was that about?
Not relevant to gay sex so they don't matter
When does the episode drop?
The only way they will show up again is if they come out as gays or some shit related to gayness. This is all the show is about now.
If you financially support VIZ, have a nice day NOW.
The frick is this gay paranoia when M&M are the most stable relationship constantly played with?
Will you closet homosexuals suck it up and stop fricking b***hing?
>when M&M are the most stable relationship constantly played with?
Millie tries to kill herself in S2E6 because she's not good enough for Moxxie
Sounds like fanfiction.
Yup.
was waiting for this to be posted. It should be obligatory
This was just supposed to be a silly comedy in the future.
The difference is Futurama executed and balanced it properly.
That's my take after giving it a glance, I'm glad more people feel this way.
when will pilotgays stop tuning in?
You know the pilot doesn't extend all the way to cherub right
Which was released more than 2 years ago
It's time to move on
Nah, I wanna see the trainwreck.
Millie wants to die because she doesn't have a dick to please her husband, we all know moxxie love to take in the ass
Do magic disguises work as actual shapeshifting or would a dick made from that not count or be tangible?
Kind of talking across all stories because a lot of stories with that kind of magic in it never addresses that shit and it's kind of driving me nuts.
Well People were whining that Millie is a accessory to Moxie, so what does she do? Make her suicidal, over Moxie.
Forgotten about because Vivzie only wants yaoi on the show. She can’t find a way to make them gay since they look like kids
I love this crackship and I want all short kings to have alt princesses to protect.
Cartoons or comics can't deal with heavy material right?
But when they do we will call it pandering to manchildren cause kids wont understand it
Don't you dare compare a fine depiction of the Holocaust to a shitty depiction of depression and romance
Wasn't "Die young" banned from radio for a little while
Why?
Removed from some radio stations after a school shooting.
Arak- i mean Vivzie forgot
I wrote this song about Loona.
https://voca.ro/1kapwY9yZlVM
It's not a final version, because I wrote it one night and forgot how to play it, so that's why it sounds a little rough.
If you like music, yes, those are key changes.
I tried my best to capture her personality, in music.
Cute.
Thanks.
YOUR CHERUB SUCKS wienerS IN HELL
So when does the episode release? Didn't Viv say it would be today?
How funny would it be if Viv comes out and says they had to cancel the episode release
HERE IT COMES THE NEW EPISODE WHOAAAAA
>three minute music video of a furry dog bee thing singing a song about cotton candy
THIS SHOW IS SUPPOSED TO TAKE PLACE IN HELL
Wow, an episode with just Blitzo and Loona. About goddamn time there was more to explore with them. It definitely feels really disconnected from the last episode though, basically confirming A LOT got removed due to whatever was going on with A24
What a boring furry episode. It was like she took that one music video she did ages ago before Hazbin and stretching it into a full episode with tiny bit of Blitzo in it. Why the frick would we need a full episode of just a party? We had a party episode already with Verosika's introduction and it was way better. The whole hellhound party concept should have stayed as something that happened off-screen.
Probably because people were asking for more Blitzo and Loona content.
Funny, I was expecting Stolas to appear to bridge how the awkwardness died down after that night at Ozzie's, but I guess not. Oh well, at least we got to see Loona's development.
Thank god we got an episode without fricking Stolas in it
Entirely pointless except for we got to see Loona shove her cell phone into her titty crack, good enough for me
>see Loona shove her cell phone into her titty crack
TIMESTAMP NOW
right at 36 seconds
OH SHIT YOURE RIGHT
We NEED that as a gif and an HD webm
>even included the little brush through her hair
That's the spice, thank you
I edged throughout all this episode. Couldn't take the wholesome ending had to switch to Loona porn.
I have issue with Beel. She has no presence like Ozzie and could be just some powerful demon. Not Beel herself. And also Tex's gf. Makes the world feel too small.
That moment around 2:48 where the queen bee is shadowed, I thought "shes gonna look exactly like the die young singer, canine-ish, way too colourful and more detailed then the rest of the cast" and I instantly get proven right
More importantly, why is she a dog?
Because it's good for furry porn to keep up fan engagement
I legit thought she would've just used the sparkledog from her kesha video too.
So far this episode is fricking boring. I don't care about Loona being a coalburner.
Blitzo beat Beelzebub at a drinking contest
I REPEAT, BLITZO BEAT THE FRICKING QUEEN OF GLUTTONY IN A DRINKING CONTEST
What a Gary Stu.
Isn't Blitzo like...2 feet tall and as skinny as the rest of the characters?
How does he not get wasted off of 2 beers?
trips of truth, I've never seen such blatant self-insert wanking in a "professional" project
>beats the queen of gluttony in a drinking contest, and it's not even close
>has so much sex they have to intervene and tell him "hey calm down"
>attract huge swarms of fans in LA (like who the frick would care about Brandon Rogers in person? Fricking John Travolta doesn't attract that much attention in Ocala)
>outfights basically everything, including stuff like trained Mafia squads
>is able to sexually satisfy a monstrous prince of hell four times his size
>also called "big dicked" constantly by said prince when the thing would have to be half the length of his body considering Stolas' sheer height
>somehow is considered so charismatic Stolas was attracted to him before either character hit puberty
>had a relationship with the most popular succubus in Hell, she broke it off because he enjoyed the sex more than she did
>is an immense butthole but it's okay and everyone loves him because le sad with le sad backstory
>also called "big dicked" constantly by said prince when the thing would have to be half the length of his body considering Stolas' sheer height
No seriously, Stolas is huge comapred to him. Blitzo is so fricking lucky the only other person Stolas is confirmed to have fricked is Stella, and his gay ass probably didn't enjoy it, because that's the only way I could see his dick satisfying him.
Shit wouldn't even reach his owl prostate or whatever.
Kek you're right based on the picture. I also just like the fact that someone actually thought of this.
also, how the f can he get up off the ground with those legs if he getting himself fell or something? only in a "magic" way?
Never. EVER make your writer an actor.
>surprise surprise, job that mostly appeals to narcissistic weirdos or creates narcissistic weirdos gets a narcissistic weirdo on the team
>let him write his own character and see what the frick happens.
i thought it was going to be revealed that Beelzebub let him win for some reason, like she figured it would be better for party vibes
I feel like she just let him have the win after he went whole hog on it. Probably thought he needed a win if she could read his mood.
How can a hetero man sit through the cotton candy song?
It just becomes white noise after a while.
>we finally get en episode that isn't just Stolas x Blitzo melodrama
>it's entirely inconsequential to the plot and feels like an extra, not an actual episode
>nothing happens, half of it is some music video to a shit pop song
>the other half is a party where everyone is a furry
>beelzebub character is pure eyerape and looks like ana amateurish fursona, even by the show's standards
thank you monkey's paw
Post depictions of Beelzebub that are way better than whatever the frick that was.
Yup, Kesha is confirmed in it
What the frick is
about then if Kesha isn't so ashamed of her involvement that she wants her name hidden
If that’s true what he said, then I’m gonna laugh my ass off if Viv lied about it and Kesha is gonna sue the shit out of her
she just doesn't want the song she originally sung in the episode. It was entirely redubbed by a soundalike singer
What the frick
>write a song
>voice a character
>don't want to have the song you wrote sung by you
>but it's okay if the character you voiced for the rest of the episode sings the song you wrote by someone else that tries to sound just like you so in effect most people just think you sang the song anyway
For once Viv may have been out-autismed by someone else in this production, how does that work? Did the rights to Kesha's singing voice cost a lot more than her speaking voice? Why then were they able to get a song written by Kesha?
Woman moment
>Woman moment
Is this just the franchise in its most reductive form?
Michael Jackson did the same thing when he appeared on the Simpsons. Harry Shearer joked that they only paid enough for the talking Michael Jackson.
>Did the rights to Kesha's singing voice cost a lot more than her speaking voice
Legitimately, most likely. You don't understand how protective record labels are of their intellectual property. They probably couldn't get the right price on the song and I sorta doubt kesha is in full control of her former catalogue.
>Did the rights to Kesha's singing voice cost a lot more than her speaking voice
pretty sure it's exactly that. contracts with big record labels are a b***h. golden handcuffs
100% it's Kesha's producer being the problem.
These bureaucratic record label fricks have a tight grip on singer's actual voice. They can voice act and do actor stuff but their "signing voice" belongs to the suits otherwise they pretty lose their monopoly on the performer's product.
College athletes have the same problem don't they? They literally don't own their images of themselves for shit like video games.
Yep, that's why you have to be careful about selling out, especially at young age when starting your career.
These big suits will buy dozens of peoples entire identity for ~50k when they're a small youtuber or bright eyed kid on the street of L.A, because if one of them becomes big, they've got a multi million guaranteed cut for a literal lifetime.
what the frick
>couldn't even fricking commit to the bee theme, just made the character another sparkledog only with an extra set of arms
Bravo
This is the only thing I felt disappointed with. Should've stuck her with her demonic bee form more often than for 5 seconds
Why is she even a she? Isn't Beelzebub a fricking fly devil?
It would've made more sense if she was a hellhound with magic, not the man himself.
Well she wanted a another furry character to help fund her show, and people aren't exactly attracted to bugs.
>and people aren't exactly attracted to bugs.
Weaklings.
Please send more.
>people aren't exactly attracted to bugs.
Sounds like a skill issue tbh
>people aren't exactly attracted to bugs
there's that one story someone from /tg/ wrote to prove a point, about a human making pationate love to a huge mantis type bug (female)
it was pretty hot, not gonna lie
You have a link?
>people aren't exactly attracted to bugs
My friend, a bunch of people only watch this show for the nonhuman women, I only watch it for Loona, Stella and Octavia
here it is:
https://1dCinemaphile/wiki/Thri-Kreen_Erotica
thanks bro, I would post a Loona, but for some reason I can't while using wifi, and I don't want to risk using mobile data and get banned because my net is having a fricky wucky, weird how it only happens in Cinemaphile
>people aren't exactly attracted to bugs
You'd be surprised
sauce? the image is cropped so saucenao has a seizure trying to find something
Seriously. It feels like she was at first not even meant to be Beelzebub. She has no presence unlike Asmodeus.
This. Azmodeus makes it clear he’s a boss character, sparkle dog feels like a lieutenant or another pop star in HELL
I’m glad Asmodeus was the de-facto season finale
ONCE AGAIN fandom does it better
Wanted bug wife
Got a Zoophobia OC. How is that fair?
honestly i was expecting something like this
play bug fables
I am
my fricking homie
God the queens in that game had no business being so thicc.
Also sequel fricking when
i didn't even notice there was supposed to be a bee theme going on
The honeycomb pattern is a giveaway but she got drowned in hellhound aesthetic.
Which is beside the point because Beelzebub is the lord of flies, not bees.
And a man.
Canaanites and Phoenicians SEETHING in their dusty little tombs over the misrepresentation and cultural appropriation of this show
I don't care about that, I just think what we got is infinitely less interesting.
I don't care if its inaccurate as long as its cool, but when it went from that into something this washed out, boring and uninspired its disappointing.
But I've been used to disappointment with this show since the Circus made Stolas a fricking 35 year old.
I'm also gonna add onto this, Viv claimed to have done quite a bit of research on religion yet uses none of it.
There is a wealth of lore that is not being utilized at all.
Could you imagine if the Cherubs were accurate? Hell I expected that to be the joke of that episode. I.M.P. fricking with the cutesy angels until they finally lost patience and took their true forms to run the demons off.
that and kesha was dealing with a defamation lawsuit and the episode only released after it was dropped. Although it seems more like kesla did record the song if the crew discord posts are accurate and for some reason kesla insisted they can't use the audio of her singing
She can't even get the circles of hell right. She only has 7 instead of 9.
Leave alone that, she doesn't even realize some of the iconography she uses is essentially a cognitohazard to several different religions.
Does she even know what the Voodoo symbols she showers Alastor in even do? There's also several instances where she just flashes the Ars Goetia symbols on screen, even though they're essentially summoning circles. And people think they're just cool-looking esoteric designs, a guy on the HH/HV subreddit had to be talked down from tattooing Stolas' sigil onto his body.
Even if you're an atheist and don't think the symbols have any power, you're still mishandling iconography that's treated extremely importantly by several religions.
Viv is trying to summon something. This is a ritual.
What exactly is she trying to summon, though?
My dick.
Skull-shirt hellhound dude almost got to HIT that. Straight up TAP it.
Why is her tail coming out of her butt
tail butt plug
Loona NO-
The Alpocalypse
>Even if you're an atheist and don't think the symbols have any power, you're still mishandling iconography that's treated extremely importantly by several religions.
Who the frick cares.
Based, let's get Manji tattoos nobody would care about that
Go on and do it.
If you can't understand why it's among the few symbols you actually shouldn't use then you deserve what's coming to you.
For everything else, no one gives a frick 白猪.
No one's stopping you.
>There's also several instances where she just flashes the Ars Goetia symbols on screen, even though they're essentially summoning circles
I like the idea of using technology to streamline spells and rituals by displaying the circles/sigils/whatever on a screen instead of drawing it every time.
Looking back at least with Stolas in episode 2 you got a sense he was a demon in HELL but had redeemable qualities outside of his job so the dark iconography and sigils still carried weight.
Lately the series seems torn whether or not Hell is a good place to live or not
The wasted potential of this show is inspiring me to make my own thing with scenes inspired from HR Giger and 40K
IDK how Vivzie managed to make Beelzebub into a sparkledog of all things
just look at the Beelzebub from Hellaker. it's not that hard to make him into a cute girl
It's insane how that was meant to be Beelzebub.
I thought it was just some typical dog in a somewhat high up position until the credits start rolling, not one of the seven "princes" of Hell.
>I thought it was just some typical dog in a somewhat high up position until the credits start rolling
yeah, me too. it's almost like they retconned her to be beelzebub at some point or something, especially considering that she's fricking a hellhound, which should be scandalous by all accounts
To be fair, van ripper is an omega based individual who made a game just to influence the internet to make more art of his fetish for girls in business suits. You just know his wiener was on fricking fire when he made his beelzebub. Like just pure magma being dumped out of his urethra. Like the fricking eruption of a volcano. passion is important when you make things.
Was that the VA of the new character? I don't know any celebrities.
Sounds like old Kesha’s stuff. New Kesha basically has gone into a more psychedelic, almost art rock direction.
I hated that fricking song,
and I saw Loona get sad....
and that made me sad...
But then she found friends and that's ok.
But it's also clear people don't like her? Damn.
Did Viv seriously make Belphegor from a lazy dude shitting in a toilet into a party girl? Since Queen Bee refers to him as such.
That's fricking hilarious.
If she is smart, which she isn't, she'll make use of him not only being an inventor himself but also someone that actively encourages and supports humans/sinners that try to feed into their own undoing by having tech taking work off of them and descending into endless laziness.
Which means that he should be interested in other characters that are inventors to possible steal the fruits of their work but also to see them fail
That Stacey Hellhound sounded like Lumpy Space Princess to me.
New episode hinted at Loona being bi, since she called Bee hot. Now the Loona/Octavia pairing is one step closer to being canon. Now, all we need is an episode for Octavia's 18th birthday.
>New episode hinted at Loona being b
This is a viv show, no straights allowed in her writing
I dunno she seemed mostly frustrated around her the whole episode, I feel it's just her making a cringe comment out of awkwardness. She went back chasing wolf dick after that so I dunno.
But with this show I assume every character is bisexual
I also imagine it's a lot less weird coming from a woman than if that exchange went down between two dudes.
>New episode hinted at Loona being bi, since she called Bee hot
You can still be a straight girl and acknowledge girls as pretty looking. Not to mention Loona didn't blush at Bee once in this episode.
This, women are gay as frick even when they're entirely monogamous to men
They can go to places like Victoria's secret and have total strangers help fit bras over their breasts. I sure as hell ain't going to Dick's sporting good to help get Jock straps fitted
>I sure as hell ain't going to Dick's sporting good to help get Jock straps fitted
weak
So, I haven't watched S2 at all, but I hear it's pretty bad.
Is the new episode good at least?
It's an episode about Loona taking Tex up on his offer to attend one of his girlfriend's parties. Turns out that Tex's girlfrend is Kesha and she sings a feel good party song during the episode.
>Turns out that Tex's girlfrend is Kesha and she sings a feel good party song during the episode.
So no, it's not good, gotcha
Who is Kesha? You say that name like I should know it.
Some popstar normalgays like
I thought it was a decent milestone of paying tribute to Viv's earlier animations to cap off the first season. It's nice to see more wholesome interactions eith Blitzo and Loona as well as a proper conclusion to Ozzie's
The whole episode is kind of just an excuse to have another celebrity voice role but it's far and away better than anything from season 2, that's for sure.
The only real point of the episode besides showing off that they could get kesha to shittily VA is semi-wholesome scenes with Loona and Blitzo.
S2E1 is a godawful episode with too many retcons to try and make StolasxBlitzo not seem like a desperate move on Stolas' part and that carries on to S2E2. I liked the episodes after it more but frankly S2 in its entirety feels like an active step down. not that its a big stumble considering the overall quality of the series.
I usually have critiques, but nothing here from me other than the shorter length. This was one of the best episodes of the entire series. Very cool animation and a simple plot to make it solid. Just wish there were more to it.
What we learned from this episode
>Blitzo and Stolas still had no tension after Ozzies and resolved it in a text message
>The Queen of a Ring is dating a low class Hellhound JUST LIKE ASMODEUS AND FIZZAROLLI
What is wrong with Viv's writing?
>The Queen of a Ring is dating a low class Hellhound JUST LIKE ASMODEUS AND FIZZAROLLI
Well the best part of that is they seem to be happy together mutually, so the Loona/Tex ships can finally die since there doesn't seem like there's going to be a "Tex gets disenfranchised with his girlfriend and dumps her for Loona" plotline..
A hellhound dating one of the Deadly Sins? Bee is higher status than Tex's employer.
Can we agree demon ranking thing is stupid as frick, anyway?
The Sinners and Overlords outrank the naturally hellborn, despite them likely having zero reason to meet with all the sinners being confined to the pride ring.
The imps and hellhounds for some reason are seperate from the other hellborn species, but it doesn't really come up that often, and Millie can just knock out Asmodeus' frickbuddy and not immediately get killed for it.
We cannot ignore the hierarchy. One of the points that Helluva spent a lot of time pushing was that imps and hellhounds are at the bottom of society, and IMP is seeing things from their perspective.
is this social hierarchy list official?
aren't imps and hellhounds also hellborn and aren't sinners the bottom? hence why they're targeted during purges? or during purges everyone is targeted?
Sinners are higher ranking than any hellborn species, and they get partial immortality. But they are the ones who have to deal with the purges.
>delay an entire episode of your show and get into a ton of unnecessary legal drama just to feature a washed-up normalgay celebrity solely to cater to your own music taste that is perpetually stuck in 2009
I'm starting to believe that leak about Vivzie being a gigantic moron who people in the industry actively hated working with
Yeah, this episode is hard to sit through because the song sucks and Kesha is not doing good with her lines at all. Also, it's still doing that weird "Every 4 words is a reference to sex" thing.
I would absolutely do the same thing if I were in her shoes.
off the top of my head I'd look for Kyle Patrick, Andy Albert or John O'Callaghan to do a song and voice a character.
I think alot more than just Viv's music taste is what's stuck in 2009.
I liked this episode mostly, but it reminds me what we'll be returning to in Season 2
>more Moxxie cross dressing
>Millie suicide attempt
>Stolas on antidepressants
So what exactly caused it to be delayed by more than 1 year?
Supposedly some legal thing with Kesha
Like what? Did she like being in the episode or was there an issue with the song?
I will cuck Beezlebub herself and make Vortex a good boy.
Peanut butter is stronger than honey.
>get Norman Reedus
>he bails and you have to find a replacement
>get Kesha because you just absolutely *need* to have a song of hers in this glorified music video of an episode
>it gets delayed 1.5 years due to legal trouble
Will Viv learn to stop seeking out celebrity cameos for no logical reason? Probably not
Let's predict who she's going to drag into this mess next
>Hozier
>he bails and you have to find a replacement
He didn't bail, he's too busy with Death Stranding 2 and that other Walking Dead spinoff
>and that other Walking Dead spinoff
That shit's never going to end. Makes sense Norman's getting a spin off since Daryl was carrying the show since season 5.
>he's too busy with other stuff
That sounds like bailing
More like Norman Reedus is trying to be in everything like David Hasselhoff and Keanu Reeves are trying to do.
Viv seems to wanna hobnob with these people and network her way up there even if she stomps on people.
Kinda funny given I know people who have ended up sliding upward without even trying simply by being genuine and talented.
pretty sure they can't afford another Norman Reedus episode so soon after getting Kesha
Seeing Viv's show inspires me to write, because I see how shitty her lore and worldbuilding is and have the urge to go in and do it my fricking self.
>imp sleeping with a Goetia prince is a scandal
>hellhound sleeping with a Deadly Sin/Queen of a ring is very casual and normal
Viv's writing, everybody
>Loona's own life is forfeit and she's doomed to dote on a self-destructive sad-sack until he drinks himself to death and has a stipulation in her will to have her buried with him
This episode was... I dont know how to say it but all the previous episodes felt somewhat better then this. With this one I could tell right off the bat that it was ass. Maybe it was Kesha's voice acting or Viv burning down her lore in a single episode. I watched the new episode of S2 right before this one for the first time and that felt a lot better than this
Nice filenames lmao especially
Reading through the youtube comments and you get the feeling that the people who like this shit are as vapid valley girls as queen bee and the hellhound girls at the start
Well it's mostly teenagers. Like actual 13 year olds that watch these, we're the outliers.
Why exactly is Gluttony a fricking nightclub? Isnt that Asmodeus's thing? It shouldve been an industrial meat factory or slaughterhouse or some shit
I was thinking of making Gluttony a giant Bee Hive where most beings mine resources found in the combs of it all the while Beelzebub does some experiments and one of her experiments was making perfect slave race who are Hellhounds.
The "Seven Deadly Sins" so far just run nightclubs. Asmodeus, Bee, etc. Wonder if they are setting up something that all the upper class are sleeping with imps and hellhounds
>Wonder if they are setting up
no lol
sorry but the answer is almost always no about lore being set up or thought through that far, apparently
>Hell is supposed to a very classist society
>Hellhounds, alongside imps, are meant to be as the absolute bottom of society and have it the worse
>One of the Seven Deadly Sins is a fricking Hellhound, who’s also fricking a different hellhound casually
So, is the whole “demon hierarchy” just bs now, because if that’s the case, I hate Stolas conflict with Blitzo even more
He sounds a bit like an offbrand muscle man, not at all what I expected
He just like me fr
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
WERE IN HELL VELLA CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHY ITS JUST LA I HOPE WE SEE RORY HERE
Will this episode at least be a good source of Loona porn?
Well she is in a dress and it's shown she's a light weight
Will probably have their death offscreens, to shoehorn more gay drama.
Collin got what he deserved. To hell with that stuttering frick.
Collin dindu nuffin
What happened to D.H.O.R.K.S ?
Spending their days trying really hard to convince anyone in the government that their footage is legit and trying to get fund despite the fact they have no way to travel to Hell nor predict where future portal will spawn next.
Also going through a lot of new hire interviews to replace that mountain of bodies.
need more time for stolitz homosexualry and whinging and drama please understand
When they change their underwear, they might be back.
are they frickin'?
To me they are
Cute.
>Gluttony ring
>not a single fat b***h to be seen
God fricking dammit, they had ONE JOB
Maybe it's "gluttony" as in excess hedonism.
Name the last time there was any fat frick in Viv's work.
This is just how she rolls, everyone is a stick.
Millie's parents
I said fat not slightly overweight
>meet kesha
>"Hey Kesha want to sing in our cool student indie animation"
>"lol yea sure"
>releases animation
>"actually no im going to sue you"
what did she mean by this helluvabros?
Say it with me:
WOMAN MOMENT
So did she originally sing?
There's a copy out there somewhere with her singing voice?
I need more details.
There is very likely an original copy of the animation given that the whole spergout was over having to resync the dub. That said it was never leaked on here lol
What is her problem?
She's in the Top 10 most powerful beings in hell
So it's basically unconfirmed but the route of this episode being delayed is due to ke$ha asking for more money for singing vocals but vivzie crew couldn't afford it so she withheld the episode from airing until they decided to sing the song with a soundalike right?
basically. It also got her kesha music video removed from the channel in the process.
its not like they even used a good song, its generic pop bullshit that could've been done by anybody with autotune.
>Episode 8 got 1.3 million views in 5 hours
So will the views be picking up for the rest of Season 2 or will they go back to declining again?
Its because people love Loona and have been waiting for this episode forever.
I guarantee the Loona episodes will always trend higher than those without her because she's the one gem of this shit show.
>Check Kesha’s twitter
>Not one mention of this episode
I’m guess Kesha either forgot she was involved or she’s embarrassed to have taken part in Vizvie’s indulgence
Or you know, she knows better than to add any possible drama fuel. Girl already went through some shit.
I don't follow kesha at all but she's apparently not been doing so hot after a shitshow with her former record label. So I'd imagine having a dumbass fan wanting her to reprise a song that reminds her of darker times she's trying to push forward from isn't something she wished to do in the first place.
Imagine if Kesha suddenly comes out with a tweet about how terrible it was to work with Viv
Which will do Viv in first:
A24, Kesha, or the suicide episode?
What I expect from Hazbin
>the positives
Good animation (for the most part)
Flashy and memorable visual spectacle
>the negatives
No consistent lore
Angels and Heaven are the bad guys
A gay or lesbian relationship eventually takes center stage
Disappointing all new voice cast (people liked the pilot VAs)
Bad writing and sex jokes every few seconds
>suicide episode
WHAT
S2E6 is where Millie suddenly becomes suicidal
Some storyboards leaked a while back
Cotton Candy isn't even a good song
What did you expect, its a fricking Kesha song
All the Meta Runner vocal themes > Any song from the Hellaverse
So how much does glitch pay you
Absolutely nothing
I just think Luke and Kevin are far better creators than Vivzie
They know their limits, they treat their employees well, they actually plan ahead of time, and they always try to make stories that don’t just appeal to them
Also I like modern SMG4 (for the most part), it’s like a middle school fanfiction come to life and it’s charming in a way
Then make an SMG64 thread you tard, because that has literally nothing to do with this
>Also I like modern SMG4 (for the most part)
I like murder drones but I'm getting secondhand embarrassment reading this. please stop posting.
Is this show any good?
It's okay. Very edgy (in a middle school/invader zim-esque way rather than Helluva's swear and sex overload) but the action is great and it can get pretty spooky. Protagonist can be kind of annoying but the supporting cast is charming and the world and plot are fairly interesting as well. The action is standout and genuinely great however.
Don't go into Murder Drones expecting 10/10 kino but it definitely has more soul than Helluva.
I like it. The horror aspects are well done and they're able to get away with a lot of stuff since the entire cast are robots.
The "comedy" is ultra cringe, but luckily it's easily ignorable.
It's like a nice 7/10 if I had to give it a numerical value.
episode 1 no
the rest of it yes
Kinda. The writing/plotting/pacing is all very amateurish but there's a handful of interesting stuff.
It's fricking leagues above Hazbin/Helluva, at the very least
How fricking obsessed are you with this utterly worthless CGI shit made by the guy that does terrible Mario Gmod videos? Helluva boss might be trash but it's at least memorable trash. You're like ACgay from Cinemaphile and his obsession with Terraria
Is it just me or does kesha clearly sound very flat and bored with her line delivery?
is that just how she talks?
She's not a trained voice actor
Has she acted before? There's kind of a reason why good ones get well known.
She was in the end credits scene of that terrible Jem and the Holograms movie
Also she was Gazelle in Zootopia, which ultimately meant nothing since “Try Everything” was one of most forgettable songs in Disney history
>Gazelle in Zootopia
Right, I think she's just a flat voice actor.
Gazelle was Shakira
Dammit got them mixed up
Are there even many singers that are good at acting, or act much at all?
Actually the Zootopia was Shakira. But she was in the Emoji movie as the Just Dance announcer.
are you into vore yet?
it's not vore until she grabs loona and puts her in her mouth
So Asmodeus is Stolas's superior?
Yes. Ozzie and Bee rank above Stolas.
Ok hear me out
I don't like how hellhounds are just human-made breeds of dogs.
Goddammit, this stupid little b***h reminds me of my dumb fricking girl and I love it.
Is this what they call a slampug?
there being pug hellhounds is especially uncomfortable because they'd have to be intentionally bred that way.
Forgotten as the series devolved into gays with daddy issues and nothing more.
How does viv afford these expensive actors?
Ain't no way she is making mad money off of pin sales and YouTube payout.
She's probably money laundering....
She got paid out by A24 to stop fricking with the HH production and already comes from a rich family. Its not like she's dropping millions per episode, but I'd imagine she's stupid enough to make the bulk of costs dumb shit like hiring her favorite pop singer.
I still find it hilarious that this episode got her die young sparkledog video removed.
How much is Viv actually involved with HH at this point?
Who knows?
We don't even have a fricking release date still so its obvious SOMETHING over at A24 isn't quite right.
But these episodes must cost like at least 80k or a million to produce unless she skimping cash on her animators
Do you honestly think she pays her animators worth a shit?
Most of them are probably gaslit into working for shit wages by her. Plus the bulk of this episode's cost was always going to be the pop star VA.
I'm sorry guys, but this is one of the worst designs ever.
I love her, mostly her personality
>lol lmao PARTY DRINK WOOT WOOT b***hES
What personality?
It really is, its a waste of potential.
It wouldnt have been so bad if she weren't Beelzebub and were instead a hellhound with magic.
Shouldnt post on here until you're 18, kiddo.
It's a party animal.
It's outlandish, but I actually like it. Some of the secondary and background characters in Hazbin are grotesque looking.
Viv trying to revive sparkledogs I see
reminda me of pic related
Also given her sigil she is probably meant to be Bael as well. Makes me kind of sad. A unique Goetia now is just... this.
Here is the sigil from the scene. Again. Disappointing.
Viv’s inevitable downfall feels cathartic, but at the same time kind of tragic
She had an easy way to success with Hazbin, but instead of properly cashing in on the hype, she proceeded to do everything in her power to screw herself over
She got the attention she wanted, but at what cost?
>find: braixen
>0 results
Am I seriously the only that noticed it?
Was Asmodeus a shapeshifter? Or does he just not bother.
I suppose he was interrupted by all the drama but his episode had frick all to do with lust, even less so his design. Looks more like he should be a casino dealer for Greed or something.
Look i hate Viv's writing but
>his episode had frick all to do with lust
He's singing in sex club. A song about how he's all about lust and not love. His design takes cues from the rooster, y'know- a wiener. Roosters are known for being aggressive over the hens they want to frick. Even the overall theme of the episode is Stolas mistaking his lust for Blitzo as deep love.
Granted S2 throws that out the window by retconning their relationship into something more befitting of a cutesy romance but thats viv for you.
The beach had more lust than that club.
There's only so much you can portray in a show thats direct to youtube anon. But also yes, we're all in agreement that viv can't write for shit. Asmodeus' lyrics sucked ass.
I feel like viv just saw that one dog with the ponytail picture and made it a character
kind of lazy
>background characters have lazy designs
Gee, you think?
>You think I have weird ears? I'm telling you Dylan, that Dalmatian b***h's ears had the wingspan of an albatross!
Good to know I wasn't the only one who thought she looked like her.
Would fug
at least she'd listen to all your problems
It's always good to have a girl you can nut in and have after care with
Lack of after care is so not fetch
Indeed, she's all ears
I bet Viv caught an earful over that one!
>mfw belly rubs
That's it?
That was the delayed episode?!?!
THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF DRUNK buttholeS!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR VIV BETRAYED US!!!!!!
10/10
I didn't get hopes up, because if I did, I would be expecting hmofa with Loona, and I already know it's never going to happen
Viv from the start said that episode wasn't plot relevant.
Viv: >"This isn't a big lore-heavy episode or anything, it was just a fun send-off for the season."
Fans: >"She's definitely lying! There was something important in it! I gotta see it now!"
Episode: >*turns out to be exactly what Viv said it was*
Fans:
I'm about to watch the episode what am I in for?
Pretty much no plot relevance at all, just an extra episode for a little bit of a music video.
Wasn't there a Bee movie about a human-bee relationship or some shit?
They will most likely reappear at some episode trying to kill Blitzo in hopes of being allowed to return to heaven if they do that.
I'd like to see them showing the effects of staying on hell for so long, both physically (they're looking like fallen angels) and psychologically (Keenie having lost all hope, Cletus being desperate and Collin doing his best to keep them stable, but I'm sure they'll just pop out of nowhere, get rekt and vanish claiming they'll come back someday.
I highly doubt they'll come back at all since devoting screentime to them means less time for shipping.
Season 2 has been absolute dogshit and I can't believe they've ran stolas into the ground for me.
They're stuck on Earth I think, don't know if they'd run to hell for any reason.
gluttony should be some turkish looking dude who eats everything even demons
Why didn't this episode come out after the finale? Also how did they get Kesha?
>Beelzebub is trending on Tw*tter
>half the people hate her design
Oh no no no Viv!
anybody else think it's ridiculous that vortex's girlfriend just so happens to be a key figure of hell?
Seriously. How small is Hell that three of these supposedly high-tier beings (Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Stolas) are all dating the lower class (imps and hellhounds) and that we already know all three people they are dating (Fizz, Vortex, Blitzo).
Small enough that angels have to purge it every now and then.
Considering Viv treats goetia demons less like upper class royalty and more like the average LA dipshit its not ridiculous, just fricking stupid.
Stolas is supposed to be some important overseer of star prophecies but he is written like a generic middle aged middle class gay man trapped in a loveless marriage his parents forced him into because he wanted grandkids
Fricking Asmodeus is just a nightclub owner.
They're written deliberately less like royalty and just middle to lower-upper class business owners.
>kesha sparkle dog just has to make a muh vegana joke
eugh
That party girl is Stolas' superior. She's also above Paimon.
It's astonishing how tacked on her being Beelzebub is considering you could ommit that and nothing would be out of place.
It would've fixed so much.
Would Stolas let Octavia go to the parties? Hell I don't think there were any of the stuck up birds there.
Octavia can come to my lgbt parties hehe
Calling it now: Heaven is going to be portrayed as this super serious Big Brother Dystopian society in Hazbin to make Hell look better.
"Why spend time being in the clouds and praying at stupid God all day when you could be partying and committing all the sins you want without consequence?"
>"Why spend time being in the clouds and praying at stupid God all day when you could be partying and committing all the sins you want without consequence?"
Feels based to me, Christianity sucks
Sorry you had to get up early on sundays growing up
I think partying is for the natives, not condemned souls.
The whole premise is there's an entire ecosystem that actually LIVES in hell.
If you want to stick with literal scriptural hell, do not apply logic at all. Like literally. Old mythologies aren't supposed to make any fricking sense at all. It's written for ancient illiterate mankind, so almost literally modern babies, but with rules about sex and drinking and shit, It's not supposed to actually make sense, just stop some of them fricking around too much since they need enough idiots to keep the tribe alive.
With the way Adam(yuck) and Lute act, the show's gonna end with Charlie realizing that Hell is better and it should accept everyone or something like that
I'm gonna use this space to talk about something I thought yesterday on my way home;
>Charlie starts to have doubts about her plan of reedeming sinners
>but she finds one especific sinner who's seems like a good person, in hell
>the guy/girl was a believer in life, tried to do good and everything, but something made him fall instead
>but he still tries to be better while in hell, and Charlie gets her hopes up again, and starts working to help them ascend to heaven
>And she does it, for the surprise of every single thing in hell, someone manages to get a second chance when all hope was lost, because even when he was already at the bottom he still had faith
>He was almost there, an angel literally holding their hands out to pick them to heaven
>And Adam kills the guy with a holy weapon
>the other angels can do nothing, because Adam is the big boss
>And in the last moments of this poor soul, he sees Charlie losing everything, and every other being hell just laughing at them
Please say if this is shit, it's the first time I tried to writegay something out of my skul
Thats honestly really good. Props anon, its a really frickin' good scene that'd slot very well into the show perfectly.
I'd b***h that it doesn't fit the ideals of christianity at all but its not like Viv actually cares about the theology she's lazily parodying.
you know i could accept this, IF they also went with a old theory mine that heavens is in such shit state because God is missing.
>at some point in the past God went missing
>angels search for him for centuries but never found a clue of him
>since them angels rule heavens themselves but are not good at the job like God was.
>heavens is slowly becoming a hell itself
>the purge on hell is just angels trying to delay the inevitable, a critical point will hit heavens soon, and everything will fall apart.
I liked this episode. The only part that bored me a bit was the song, was dragging on for too long. Rest was cool. Loona and Moxxie stuff is always good for some reason. Also, I love Blitzo but only when he's as secondary character.
>be Kesha
>be open about how much you hate the party girl persona forced upon you by your rapist producer
>also admit to struggling with an eating disorder
>get hired to be on some cartoon
>they just want you to be the persona you hate
>and you get cast as the queen of gluttony
Viv is truly an insensitive butthole.
might be one of my favourite expressions yet
Well the post saying the crew couldn't post roughs is a fricking lie
https://twitter.com/Radvumtal/status/1672722135067013120
They edited the audio so it's the final composition with the fake singer, notice how the voice is already tuned and all the background sounds are there, stuff that wouldn't be present until after the audio is finalized. They're intentionally trying to hide that Kesla sang the demo version
This is vivziepop’s target audience
>queer-coded
>Is literally dating a man
I just don't get the level of cope they're on
Closeted homosexuals that have to scream how masculine they are. They can only be turned on by big strong muscular men.
Yes, yes we know, there's plenty of closeted gays that cover up the fact that they like being fricked in the ass with cars and guns. what does that have to do with a woman being in a relationship a man being called "queer-coded"?
They're literally scared of colors. Who cares, they're clearly brain damaged.
All you had to say was "if you squint it looks like the gay flag I guess" instead of doing this Mr. Hardass schtick. Talk about getting turned on by masculine men, sheesh.
That kinda makes sense but then we're getting into "EvErYbOdY Is sLiGhtLy BiSeXuAl" cope again.
We're getting away from the main absurdity
>criticize x y z
>use lgbtq as a shield
>woman = lgbt
>bullets = criticism
>captain hero = Viv
perhaps they think she is bi while in a het relationship?
Could be.
To be fair, it is implied that Verosika forced Tex and the rest of her posse to suck off a bunch of male human cops (unless there were some female cops mixed in, it's been a while since I last watched that episode).
It was a quick gag to end the episode on, I don't think it was supposed to be super serious. But even the demon hunters had women in their ranks.
Ok
Ahh alphabet people slang. The go to defense to any form of criticism for those freaks
I liked the episode, but I just wished the Beelzebub character was more insect/bug like instead of just a normal wolf furry. Just a lot of wasted potential in her design in my opinion.
Yeah, I don't hate it but feel like they could have made her stand out a lot more going full bee instead of a hellhound with extra arms.
I want a spinoff about Loona and her new hellhound friends.
Loona shouldnt have hellhound friends, only human male ones
>Loona befriends literal whos
Pathetic
Isn't that how you meet people though? I don't know I'm out of touch now.
I just realize Vivzie hates Dana because they are the anti-thesis of one and another
Vivzie loves musicals
Dana hates musicales
Vivzie gay characters are so extra
Dana gay characters are as normal as possible
Vivzie's humor is full of bad words and swearing
Dana's humor is cute and for kids
Vivzie is a clear fan of male gay relationships
Dana loves lesbians
Nice.
>Dana gay characters are as normal as possible
Kek no
You never see the owl homos going overtly horny and degen like the demons here
Pic related is the exemption
>you never see a disney tv show character get as overtly horny and degen as an independant show on youtube
No fricking shit dumbass
So if it wasn't because of Disney Dana would make queer characters even more chaotically disgusting than Vivzie does?
dana who?
dana balls
Rape Collin
For me it's the cutie imp
Phoebe
Have we seen her before? She's cute
>fall for the celeb VA meme
>spend god-knows how much
if any of Viv’s employees are lurking know that she cared more about pouring thousands into a shitty cameo than paying you KEK
Marry and Impregnate this owl
Like cumming on her eggs or some shit?
do you seriously not know how bird eggs are fertilized?
Yeah but does it really count as pregnancy? The egg won't be inside her that long.
Oviparous animals still need to frick to fertilize the eggs. The shell forms after fertilization, where it is then laid. Eggshells are formed from calcium so they're technically sorta like bones.
~the more you know~
Oh yeah, forgot to add the only time you're going to be seeing external fertilization for oviparous animals is with things that can use water as a medium to carry the sperm to the eggs.
Shut up, pedophile.
She's in Hell alread so does it really matter?
This is Viv's version of hell, no pedos there. Nor racists.
>half the cast is some flavor of LGBTBBQ instead
y'ever think Viv gets cognitive dissonance over that
>Pedos and racists go to Heaven
What did Vivzie mean by this?
>Pedos and racists go to Heaven
They don't, they go to hell, it's just they get purged really quick.
Purged how?
their souls get destroyed as soon as they die, exactly, the ones who should suffer in hell just get the sweet release of nothingness
which makes this entire take on hell fricking stupid. How do you miss the entire point of hell in christian theology? Its ETERNAL and INFINITE SUFFERING.
Viv and her cronies are atheists, the only theology they understand beyond "Wow! Cool Demon names" is what little they remember from religious relatives or having to go to Sunday School as children.
as a gay agnostic christian I just don't understand why you'd go out of your way to center your production around thousands of years of culture and not even do your basic research.
Fricking Jack handles christianity better.
Christians don't even do their own basic research. Christ was not born on Christmas.
>Christians don't even do their own basic research.
I'm almost positive this is the logic Vivzie is running off of too when it comes to some decisions. Beelzebub is now a lady bee-dog demon because Christians actually got that wrong.
Dahmer's victims age list
>19, 24, 14, 22, molestation of a 13 year old, 24, 32, 22, 17, 19, 31, 20, 24
I ain't doing the others but yeah they always forget he was a diddler. Being a child molester distorts their "troubled pretty boy" image of them.
goddamnit i mislinked
dumb broad is going what appears to be about 20 miles an hour in a parking lot on her phone, without a seatbelt, and gets into a head-on collision. she subsequently gets knocked out when her head collides with the windshield.
It's a very weak excuse to avoid writing pedo/actually heinous characters but the thing is Vivzie didn't have to do that, all she needs to say is something to the effect of "yes there are pedophiles and Hitlers in hell but writing them would clash with the intended mood of the show, so they're being punished behind closed doors". But as
points out she seems to be avoiding designing her hell around its intended purpose. With sinners being confined to Pride it might be a plot point in HH though.
So basically Hell is just Heaven for libertines while the scummiest and most dangerous pieces of shit simply get flushed
Hell is nothing but a stage set to put satanic themed shipbaits that will sell to edgy/horny obsess teens, which are a known source of money.
See Twilight
They get caught in the annual purge when angels come down to heaven to cull the population of hell. If you get purged your soul just gets destroyed instead of getting to enjoy heaven/suffer in hell.
You know how pedos and shit are the bottom of the social pyramid in prison? Same with hell. And there are already blessed weapons in the hands of the denizens so they can get rid of particular sinners they don't care to let linger pretty quickly I imagine.
I'm not defending them, but why are pedos hated more than a cannibal serial killer?
Harming children is a more socially reprehensible situation.
Okay. I think fangirls do forget that Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Richard Ramirez also killed children at certain points. Those are the ones those types usually obsess over.
Because white women are naturally out of their fricking minds, that's just common knowledge.
Just had to remind me that there are fans of those freaks...
Frick I hate remembering just how stupid people are from time to time.
What is even going on here?
I don't fricking know, but it makes me laugh.
Women going nuts and wet over serial killers should be basically common knowledge by now.
Fricking Ted kaczynski was a huge virgin his whole life but after he got arrested he got love letters left and right.
Want to get laid? Just go on a spree. Bet even Elliot Roger wouldve got some if he didnt an hero after
>Incel
>Kill some b***hes
>Waiting for letters
>No one writes bc ugly incel
WHY DID Cinemaphile LIE
Not exactly true. Elliot Rodger will never get the numbers that Ted Bundy did.
And they were all pedos
The Dahmer joke from the pilot is definitely not staying in. Unless you mean Alastor then it's probably because he targeted adults.
Cannibalism is so far outside the norm it's not really categorized usually. And in desperate times there were a few people that relied on it.
Pedos, you hear about them unfortunately kind of regularly-ish, and there is no valid excuse for it. It's a purely disgusting crime.
You're an idiot.
Because I'm asking questions?
are we getting any lesbian ship in this show
Now i wonder, if Beelzeb touches my wiener would it grow bigger?
SEXO
PEDO
Nah
Yah, you disgusting nerd
oh no...
>lotr:rotk
>sw:v
Kino movie night
Owlussy
>Loona episode gets more views in two hours than the last season 2 episode did in weeks
Will this cause course correction?
It's more likely because it features one of the most popular singer for teen girl in the past 20 years.
What does Taylor Swift have to do with anything?
I said one of the most popular, no the most popular.
Since when has viv ever responded positively to fans when they aren't aligned directly with her wishes?
You WILL eat the shitty endless parade of stolasxblitzo and you WILL enjoy it or you're just a bigot.
also she'd just take it to mean she as to hire kesha on as a VA more often.
Viv's bi-weekly dramas and the show being a complete mess is fantastic for business. Creates great identity cults of all shapes and sizes around the show.
People love train crashes, and this one is carrying paint and confetti.
I’m curious. What’s the stupidest piece of worldbuilding between HH and HB?
Sinners can't leave Pride, Hierarchy system when most high rank characters don't feel high rank at all and act and are treated like some normal people and not all powerful demons... And now Beelzebub is also Bael (and Bael has one of the most interesting designs of Ars Goetia and they make him a colorful Hound with wings).
The fact that hell is just california but red.
The cherubs didn't know that rich guy was destined for hell, I guess.
Though maybe they didn't care. Not sure if there's an explicit sorting mechanism explained yet. Weren't they also unsure if they wanted to include purgatory?
Cherubs are heaven's wagies. Maybe they knew, maybe they didnt, but in the end the orders were to redeem the old far so they were gonna do their damnest to redeem the old fart.
Has someone made a review about this episode yet?
Nobody's gonna have one ready by now, no, but look forward to SarcasticChorus' dicksucking I guess.
>SarcasticChorus' dicksucking
I thought he was neutral or I'm thinking Cartoonshi and Diregentlemen?
Review what?
It's literally just a song, a famous cameo, and a weird nothing lesson for Loona about the fact that she doesn't like parties but actually maybe she instantly fits in if she tries.
I wonder if Viv will ever get over gay drama and do some serious stuff with this whole Angel purging stuff.
Isn't that more for HH?
She won't we'll get nothing but gay drama.
You're going to get one episode of that at the end of season 4, everything else will be Husk x Angel, Charlie x Vaggie vs Alastor, Nifty x Pentious who secretly has a crush on Angel and whatever other ship nonsense.
People unironically like this cringe...
You use "unironically" and "cringe".
>why people like stuff
t. moron
Yes you are.
>no u!
I know your subreddits closed but that doesn't mean you're wanted here.
Y'know, above all else.
This episode was just fricking boring.
Literally nothing happened. Loona literally stands around silently for half of it, the new guy she was crushing on doesn't even say a single line, and there's just nothing to Blitz' entire inclusion.
I can't imagine fighting legal bullshit for over a year just for the song that was being fought over the be the worst one in the entire show that serves absolutely zero plot relevance beyond just glorified Kesha wank when she doesn't even sing it. Kesha had more importance in fricking Zootopia.
It was meant to be a cute visual spectacle, it only got talked up because it was missing for so long.
It was basically exactly what I expected, so I'm satisfied.
One of the most boring 15min of my life, and no I wasn't expecting plot.
When will people learn that involving celebrities in your work is a bad idea, especially music celebs. They're wrapped up in so much legal horseshit it would be a joke on the show about what hell is really like. Almost always guaranteed to kill most of your plans.
Well Norman Reedus was really great in this.
But it blew so much of the damn budget that he'll never work in this show ever again.
Reedus was fine but the soundalike they got was also just as good, so they really didn't need to pay money for his performance since its not like reedus is a big draw for people.
I get the feeling viv has contracted kojima syndrome and doesn't feel like she's a big enough deal unless she's working with C-listers
They release a new sparkle dog/color swap every episode and sell out the merch made in Bangladesh in 30 minutes, not to mention Viv's animator being desperate twitter addict who will take 1$ a frame for clout. They'll be fine.
is Cinemaphile being schizo again or is there actually a suicide episode coming out?
>suicide episode
What?
upcoming episode is about millie being suicidal since she doesn't believe she deserves moxxie for... some reason.
You're kidding?
This sounds asinine.
This entire show has devolved into asinine shipping so I'm just coasting along waiting for the point it hits rock bottom for me. This episode came close but then I recall its basically an extended post-credits music video for the S1 finale.
It's drama, people are gonna eat it up and youtubers will make 45 minutes essays about one frame in season 1 episode 3 where Millie looks slightly sad.
Plus Viv gets to sell a sad Millie plush variant.
Sad Millie could be interesting, suicide reasoning makes no fricking sense. Unless they're exploring how demons can or can't die or some such.
Didn't she kill a bunch of other imps during previous festivals and they all laugh it off as if it's just a small mistake? Well, besides banning her from competing again.
lmao that fricking rocks, i genuinely hope that's real it might actually make the show interesting again
>IM GONNA FRICKIN NECK MYSELF MOXXIE YOU DESERVE BETTER
>B-but Millie! I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you (ad nauseum)
>*GASP* THANKS MOXXIE
Thats interesting to you?
yeah it's like watching a Cinemaphile meltdown only in art form, with alcohol it's even better
Why did this sound like a laser gun? Seems to just be a bullpup.
>Why did this sound like a laser gun?
Because sound design isn't this show's strong suit. Just listen to how many generic foley sounds they use.
>Seems to just be a bullpup.
Who the frick cares what it is, its firing even though Loona isn't even touching the trigger and her grip on it is moronic. Who the frick would grip a bullpup by the magazine with their right hand and then use their left hand to fire?
Almost tempted to find that stupid manga page of someone holding a rifle particularly moronic.
But just curious how much of the shit they focus on after the little flintlock discussion.
I loved that discussion last thread. Always pleasant to know I'm not the only /k/ommando on Cinemaphile.
The episode where Millie and Moxxie get divorce when?
This episode was okay but felt kind of pointless
>Another celebrity popstar character
>says “frick” all the time for no reason
>uninspired Sparkledog design
This design actually made me appreciate Ozzie and his design is down right horrendous
This episode was okay but felt kind of pointless
>Another celebrity popstar character
>says “frick” all the time for no reason
>uninspired Sparkledog design
This design actually made me appreciate Ozzie and his design is down right horrendous
And don't forget about the crappy and generic pop song.
I don't understand viv's obsession with kesha. there's a gorillion music artists out there and you focus on the generic party b***h.
>why are you discussing a cartoon on Cinemaphile!?! FRICKING REDDITORS
Yeah, take the hint moron and leave.
You first, newbie.
I guarantee that over half of this thread are underaged. This show fricking sucks.
All the psychopaths in dead rising one end up in hell, what happens?
This episode doesn't even feel like a season finale. Nothing happened, all they did was show off that they had Kesha.
It was more or less a victory lap in animated form to celebrate finishing the first season. So basically skippable.
I wanted her to be a bee, so I redesigned her.
Beery cool 8D
Bee-utiful.
How the frick does she eat?
Idk, through her ass stinger.
No you didnt, s3tok41b4 did wtf??
I'm s3tok41b4.
Impossible!
>Anons literally need to fix the show
Good God Viv, I take what I said back, don't write hmofa with Loona you would ruin it