>Help, help! Cedric Diggory has been killed! Yes, Cedric Diggory, my main rival as Hogwarts Champion and object of Cho Chang's affection, has been killed in the maze! Voldemort did it! He's been back for thirteen years, but he's back and he killed Cedric! Don't ask how, no one ask how! There were no witnesses, please do not look for any! The other two Champions in the maze were cursed with Imperio! Don't bother fetching your Veritaserum, professor Snape, I believe it's all been stolen. I am so upset right now. Has anyone seen Cho? Where do I get my prize money?
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THATS MY WIFE SON!
THATS MY WIFES BOYYYY
Is that the twilight guy?
It's Sarah Gadon's ex boyfriend from The F Word, and Sarah Gadon's husband from Cosmopolis in a scene together.
homosexual?
Worse, Fr*nch
>It's Sarah Gadon's ex boyfriend from The F Word, and Sarah Gadon's husband from Cosmopolis in a scene together.
Nice. If only Draco was there, then there would be 3 of Sarah Gadon's love interests together in one scene.
Did Draco have any scenes in Goblet other than the ferret?
Don't remember any.
Frick off Gadongay
Why the frick do you have to push your shitty waifu everywhere??
No, it's the guy from The Lighthouse
No, that's Harry Potter
>SILENCE
>HARRY POTTER DID YOU KIIIIIIIIILL CEDRIC DIGGORY IN THE MAAAAAAZE ???? DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT CAST THE ABRA KADABRA SPELL ON HIM IN THE MAZE YOU MURDEROUS homosexual? - Dumbeldore asked calmly.
>COMMOTIO CORDIS
How rude, they should’ve stayed silent as the regular tragic music was drowned out
>band randomly gets louder as it goes on
fricking kek
>OH NO NO NO NO
>I'VE HEARD OF ANOTHER
>ANOTHER NAME
man i cant wait for potter posting when the game comes out
i'm going to have to pirate it as the thought of it appearing in my steam activity my friends can see is too embarrassing to ever consider buying it
>He's been back for thirteen years, but he's back and he killed Cedric!
D-did you type it by memory?
I think he must've cause I originally wrote this and I always leave a space after my meme arrows, it's like my calling card. Everything else seems to check out though
>He's been back for thirteen years
Since you wrote it you should know the pasta says he's been dead for thirteen years
Its not the first time it showed up. Somehow someone managed to frick up copy pasta and then it became the copy pasta.
>Cho Chang's
>Cho Chang, fraternal twin of Ching Chang
my gf made me watch 1-6 of the potter moobies
they're pretty good and soulful
i thought they would be cringe
did she at least gave you a blowjob after
we were watching 7 part 1 and paused it to have rough no condom sex
still haven't finished em
That's crazy, my gf had never seen them and we just watched em all last week.
Was it the Harry/Hermoine scene that instigated it?
i remember doing the same thing with the vvitch
something about that movie made us have intense spontaneous sex and we never finished it
i just remember her getting so worked up and asked me to put my fingers in her butt and then she started sucking me off like a succubus
is Dobbie dying at the end what got her horny
Never really followed Harry Potter(watched the movies as a kid), and I always thought until a couple of years ago that the wizard world was its own universe. Like when Harry goes through the wall at the train station he goes to the magic hidden wizard universe. Kind of like Narnia.
Then I come to find out that no it’s just fricking Scotland. unicorns, elves and what not are running around in London and NYC without people noticing.
If I didn’t hate the concept before I sure did after I figured that one out. All the stuff with eagles flying around, secret prions and what not seems so stupid when you have F16s flying around and satellites. Even if it is the 90s and they use magic to hide the school
muggle world governments knew about the wizards, if my memory serves correct the minister of magic met up with the UK prime minister in the third book.
No we don't stfu
I don't know if they mentioned Fudge going to meet him in PoA, but it was directly mentioned during the HBP prologue when Scrimgeour or however you spell his name meets him then and the muggle PM gives him a bollocking about the shitshow over the past few years from the wizards' side of things.
>Remember our evil soul sucking prison guards? They changed sides
>the muggle PM gives him a bollocking
lol as if this would do anything
imagine being a lousy muggle and trying to shit talk a fricking WIZARD
>Oi, do you 'ave a loicense for that there wand?
A few simple words to have a wizard quaking in their boots.
Harry Potter wizards are susceptible to guns.
My headcanon is that American wizards study at Area 51 and their wands are handguns.
>American wizards
>their wands are guns
sure and their robes are made of denim, and their animal familiars are cheeseburgers, and their cauldrons are bbc porn
Also the ministry had employees to wipe memories they probably worked alongside with government agencies- kinda like a men in black thing
most 'magic' buildings, like Hogwarts and Azkaban, are covered in disillusionment and muggle repelling charms. Even if a muggle ended up finding Hogwarts, it would just appear as a pile of ruins. If a muggle saw something they shouldn't, e.g. a flying car, there's an entire government organisation dedicated to casting mass memory charms to make them forget. Ron Weasley's dad works in the department responsible for confiscating magical objects (e.g. a violent teapot) from muggles, usually sold or given to them by wizard pranksters.
>buy tea pot thinking it looks nice
>it sprouts arms with little boxing gloves and beats the shit out of you.
>wizard prankster
Rick was having none of that
One of the better episodes of the series
Lmfao
waiting for the dullest book pasta
>"No!"
dumbledore and snape are confirmed to be able to read minds. they would be able to tell if he was lying
always hated this scene
harry clinging on cedric's body, dude move the frick of the way the father wants to see his son
I like this pasta but in the books this is literally what people think happened though. Harry is blacklisted as a schizo liar.
>"VOLDEMORT could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this tournament before. There could be VOLDEMORT anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE VOLDEMORT" he thought. Hedwig's Theme reverberated his entire Triwizard Cup, making it pulsate even as the 9 sickles Butterbeer circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of DEHs at the end of the school year. "With a Portkey, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
Did Bats ever get to smash Cho's Tight-ass AZN pussy before this?
he took her virginity
Harry could never compete
Yes. He also creampied her and did anal with her. While Harry only ever got a handjob. Sad!
I'm back! MWAH
Oh hey Lord moldybutt
Everyone knew potter was a luck sacking moron who didn't belong and Cedric was the unicorn alpha male Hufflepuff. No one would even entertain the idea that potter would have a chance in hell of icing him.