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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >asks for help
    >no one helps
    Maybe the real monstrous mutation was their loss of compassion

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick you like an animal
    Whoo
    Whoo

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get me closer to god

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Padmé so scared

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't most stuff just start dying of cancer? Also why did the white phosphorus cause the field of refraction to fail?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fictional scifi movie

      This movie sucked ass

      it had a tremendous atmospheric crescendo and both the bear and lighthouse scenes are some of the best I've seen in scifi in the 2010s

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        As opposed to non-fictional science fiction movies?
        I'm fine with not thinking about something, it's just the movie spends time discussing the actual science behind the fiction so it felt unfinished. It's based on a book and I have to wonder if it doesn't go into more detail about all that.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          if it matters I think it does go into it in the book a bit more and yes more things just straight up die, I just think its a neat concept that obviously has no remote basis in reality because anything like that would kill a person just like radioactivity would kill people not give super powers

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          the book goes into far more detail but the movie takes liberties and is not strictly directly based on the book. things do die, but mostly they change in far more abstract ways than the movie shows. you sort of see it with josie turning into a plant

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          But like everyone died in the movie dude.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's just the movie spends time discussing the actual science behind the fiction
          Its only talked about surface level shit here and there and what they theorize, the characters arent sure themselfs.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fire cleanses. The scene of her fricking a black guy for no reason completely ruined the movie for me kek

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think they had to add it by contract when netflix joined production

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol yeah that was moronic
          Black person aside, thats part of her motivation to get in the shimmer, she felt guilty for cheating on him, and with a Black person !

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's moronic because cheating doesn't happen

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          fake news

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie sucked ass

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *unearthly electronic droning*

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >me on the left and right

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The aliens had shit taste in music.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It sounded truly alien though, I mean I picture alien music being some kind of repetitive psychedelic organic drone that has yet to be heard by human ears but it sounded bizarre thats for sure

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was the ultimate woman moment in the movie.
      She just totally flipped out and destroyed what could have been humanity's savior.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The alien is a cancer allegory you moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who in the frick would want some refracting mirror alien shitting up their planet, you gonna let the fricking thing move in next door?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what if you tried fricking it?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would be hot as frick if the alien decided to grow a huge horse wiener

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's behind me isn't it?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good soundtrack

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the doppeleganger scene elicits a sensation of the bizarre and unknown that very few other movies have come close too, Space Odyssey being one of them.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so let me get this straight, the shimmer thing was sent by aliens to destroy earth huh?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the shimmer was just an extension of some type of living being and it was trying to survive and take form ultimately via the doppelganger

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't they say in the movie that it didn't have a purpose? Maybe it wasn't intelligently designed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was just part of nature, it wasnt malevolent it just did

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i havent seen the movie but in the book iirc aliens sent it to destroy the planet so they could terraform it. someone correct me if im wrong.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          In the books everything is left vague. You get characters spitballing but no definite purpose, agenda, or origin. Its strongly implied that its all some unknowable eldritch form of communication. Like instead of saying hello, it interacts by turning people into pigs and fusing dogs with trees. There is a part where a character "sees" this happen on many worlds, but then a purely outer space origin sort of fricks with the lighthouse lens narrative.

          As much as I hate to say it, its Lovecraftian.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Garland just wanted to adapt the Color out of Space no?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/edF0JlP.jpg

      This scene is straight out of Book of the New Sun (Sword of the Lictor to be exact), and doesn’t appear in the original novel that the movie was based on. Very unusual type of plagiarism.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based BotNS reader

        The alzabo is truly a nightmare

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the part where that chick gets her jaw/throat ripped out is really unsettling.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol
      Thats the tamest part of the movie

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn dude you're such a badass

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to put my penis in the human skull.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Horrid film but that scene really sticks out.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terrible movie with a shitty ''message'' that is in your face from the second the movie starts.
    Hershlag fricks a Black person minutes in the movie and then teams up with a bunch of ''badass'' women to go into zone where space radiation has given cancer to a bunch of animals and the characters keep bringing up cancer and how characters they knew died of cancer while listening to lectures about cancer and showing footage of cancer cells. Real subtle, bro.
    Nothing interesting in the movie happens, just cancer exposition, sex with a Black person, feminist team talking shit, walk around looking at weird scenery, attacked by a bear and then 2deep5u ending with a weird alien thing that mimics your movement.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Black person sex is seen as a bad thing by everyone in the movie
      >Badass female team is last hope because all of the capable men have died

      They got the BlackRock money but did it in the most based way imaginable

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason they only showed the face of the bear for a split second, its impossible to see it but the head of the woman its killed is part of its head.
    Dont know why they decided to not show it in the movie, in the behind the scenes and shit its clearly shown in light and pretty big.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit really creeped me out, I was surprised. I veery rarely get creeped by anything in movies nowadays, and especially from something as lame as a bear, but this did it for me. Dunno if it was the vague human parts you could see or the creepy voice/sounds that it made, but easily the most remarkable monster in a movie in the last 5 or so years.
    Great sound design in that flick in general

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, i don't even like looking at it on my monitor screen at night time rn

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Electronic soundtracks are scarier than orchestral

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only legitimately scary part of the whole movie.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The alien scene was scarier

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the bear scene is more scary on a surface level but the alien clone scene is much scarier when you really stew on it, fricked me up on the rewatch of all things

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how we're 60 posts in and not a single homosexual ITT has said the title of the movie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Destruction

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nice trips, I personally love that aspect of Cinemaphile cause it means lurkers have to put in some effort to use their brains or at least reverse image search

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          because I hate people that expect to be spoonfed and admire self reliance, I learned how to navigate this sight and recognize culture/media and I can't be bothered to always hold people's hand

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay Black folk from outer space (2015 female remake)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eradication

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Grifter

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A Knight Elation

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Moderat - The Mark / Interlude

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You let me violate you
    You let me desecrate you
    You let me penetrate you
    You let me complicate you
    Help me, I broke apart my insides
    Help me, I've got no soul to sell
    Help me, the only thing that works for me
    Help me get away from myself
    I want to frick you like an animal
    I want to feel you from the inside
    I want to frick you like an animal
    My whole existence is flawed
    You get me closer to god
    You can have my isolation
    You can have the hate that it brings
    You can have my absence of faith
    You can have my everything
    Help me, tear down my reason
    Help me, it's your sex I can smell
    Help me, you make me perfect
    Help me become somebody else
    I want to frick you like an animal
    I want to feel you from the inside
    I want to frick you like an animal
    My whole existence is flawed
    You get me closer to god
    Through every forest, above the trees
    Within my stomach, scraped off my knees
    I drink the honey inside your hive
    You are the reason I stay alive
    Through every forest, above the trees
    Within my stomach, scraped off my knees
    I drink the honey inside your hive
    You are the reason I stay alive

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *moaning*

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