>helps people 24/7 with no rest for several days
>fricks up once by causing an accident with no fatalities due to exhaustion
>public opinion on him does a 180º immediately
Most ungrateful civilians ever holy shit
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If you're a streetsweeper and you mess up on your job once, its no big deal. If you're an airline pilot and you mess up, its a bit different.
It's not a job, he's volunteering.
for free
Doesn't really matter when its your ass getting gang-pumped and your cries for help unanswered.
Volunteering doesn't absolve you of responsibilities. If you choose to do a job then people expect you to do it well. Yes it's harsh but that's how it is
This. Especially if you're a forum moderator.
This is true. If you can't keep up, stop. Insurance isn't gonna say "oh, well he tried his best so we will ignore policy and reimburse you."
It's a Superman story bro
SuperJanny it's truly something i didn't know i needed. Now i want a strip where Bruce and co make fun of that.
He has no accountability besides public opinion. Of course in the era of social media people are going to get angry.
>no fatalities
If a pilot messes up and no one is hurt I doubt they'd get so much public disdain.
They'd still likely get demoted to cargo flights only.
They’d get a movie made about them staring Tom hanks.
The Miracle on the Hudson wasn’t caused by pilot error though, they had a bird strike that took out an engine. not really comparable.
I thought you were going to talk about the one with Denzel Washington
they made a movie about a Black person driving a plane while drunk and made him look like a hero
He wasn't drunk he had like two minis and I highly doubt a pilot can prevent the fricking plane from malfunctioning
Did you not watch the fricking movie? He goes to jail in the end and loses it all because he kept spiraling down his addictions
vacation time
If you're a streetsweeper and you mess up on your job once, its no big deal. If you're an airline pilot and you mess up, everyone loses their minds.
My father
>your job
Superheroing isn't a job for Superman. He's not getting paid to do it.
He is paid in adoration.
That Homelander's trait from tv show (never actually read comics besides ending) is actually very similar for Silver-Bronze Age period of Superman. VERY
>dude homelander is just like superman
I hate this thread.
Same shit would happen if aliens in our world came to help and accidentally fricked up. People would already be shitting on them while they helped.
Everybody in this universe seems really moronic though, even for a capeshit universe. Especially Clark.
>Most ungrateful civilians ever holy shit
Snyder was right.
Snyder was a hero. I just couldn’t see it.
Snyder was always a fricking edgelord. The character of superman is something that the show gets more correct than anything Snyder would or could ever create.
Clark Kent happens to be a very decent person who also just so happens to have superpowers, so he uses them to help people while putting on his Superman persona. Snyder invariably gets that ass backwards and emphasizes Superman's godlike powers, then says "oh, but you're so lucky that he's a nice guy with so much restraint".
Any Snyder work with Superman does the equivalent of jerking off to his powers, then justifying that masturbation by reminding the audience that he's a good person. It doesn't center Clark Kent's decency as the driving factor for why he does what he does, it uses Clark Kent's decency and goodness as a framework justifying why it's okay to worship Superman's power.
It's a core fricking thing that Snyder just does not comprehend.
Did you even understand the message in BvS? He does not want to be seen as a god and is upset over that perception. I can't believe you got filtered by a Snyder flick.addr4
>Superman, the character, states that he does not want to be seen as a god
>Director frames him as a Jesus allegory
>zomg you got filtered because you don't take the character's dialogue at face value when it's in stark contrast to Snyder's directorial and writing decisions
Being a good person does not exclude him from religious allegories from others. Are you going to make the moronic argument that no one would see him as a messianic figure?
There's a difference between some dweebs in universe practicing hero worship and the director doing so. I think you're the one who got filtered by Snyder.
Lies, Satan! The messaging is clear: Supes does not want to be seen as a god, is visibly distressed over this, and at no point uses his powers for anything but helping people and fighting Batman for his mom. Just because your fedora got blasted by a few religious iconography does not mean you understood anything about the movie.
Man, you gotta get your mouth off of Zach Snyder's dick and rest your fricking jaw dude.
How can Snyder's dick be in my mouth when it's clearly in your ass given how butthurt you are about him.
NTA. nobody got filtered by snyder. his work doesn’t get deeper than 300. if you watch his interviews and see him as anything other than an edge lord who doesn’t even like the comic characters you are mega coping
inb4 Watchmen: he literally copied the comic and still managed to frick up the themes of the story. unironically look up his interview about watchmen and he more or less says “comics are usually lame but watchmen is cool because it has sex and blood”
snydercuck out themselves as children every time they defend him
I think the funniest thing about Syndergays that also b***h about races Wappingers forgot he made Perry black and Jimmy a woman.
Raceswapping
He's too happy about superhomosexual to see otherwise.
Friggin' brainlet could have learned that lesson just by watching his animated series or JL/JLU.
I don't remember a single Clark scene in any of Snyder's films
>Stop, my invincible son!
his version of the movie is so bad that his daughter committed suicide
Honestly that's the most believable thing
No one cares if you do your job right but will rag on you if you frick up
Just comes with being in the real world
now add the word "government" before any of those lines and see what happens
>b-but it was done to protect the majority of humans!
really
>government helps people 24/7
HAHAHA you're a funny one, anon.
>gub'mint BAD!
>gub'mint BAD!
>gub'mint BAD!
>gub'mint BAD!
>ad nauseam
Huh. Well, I guess 40 years of Fox, Rush and a hundred other propaganda outlets dumping pure bullshit into people's heads is why we can't have universal healthcare, high-quality public transit, infrastructure that's not falling apart at the seams, a real social safety net and a ton of other things that make up a 21st century nation. Oh well frick it I'm out of this shithole as soon as I graduate so enjoy your crumbling new gilded age.
Frick yeah. Peasants shouldn't be allowed to live anyways. Robot handservants when?
>now add the word "government" before any of those lines and see what happens
>government helps people 24/7
>government fricks up once
Comedy fricking gold.
>government
>helping
AAAHAHAHAHA
Tbf, about half of the country is aware that the government fricks up everything it touches. The problem is that the other 50% see it as this multi-person god.
That's because that 50% is the only half that still worships god
>the only ones who worship the government are religious people
You're letting your biases blind you to the fact that whether or not a person is a moron and/or bootlicker has nothing to do with their personal beliefs.
Its the opposite you neckbeard
Religious people put the authority of their God(s) above the authority of the government
(which is why the CCP hates religion)
And the sides constantly flip depending on who the outward facing leader of the government is
The right wing base wanting smaller government is a pretty constant position, though, and they tend to get pissed with their leaders when the opportunity happens, but isn't done. Thing is, the alternative politicians are seen as worse.
>right wing base wanting smaller government
>calling for sweeping bans of things they don't like and omnipresent morality police
They like the rhetoric of small government but it's not something that they actually want.
>government helps people 24/7 with no rest for several days
>government fricks up once by causing an accident with no fatalities due to exhaustion
>government public opinion on him does a 180º immediately
what
>government
>helps
jej
This is actually good example. People over look the shit it does that actually helps such as food/housing regulations, mandating standards for safe transportation, etc and just focus on its numerous frick ups. Perfect by no means but you also don't see people running to Somalia or any other weak government nation.
This and supes is just a great example of squeaky wheel gets more attention than the working components.
Here in Canada we're facing a massive housing crisis lol.
Only places not facing one is bum frick no where areas that people don't want to live in to begin with.
>Here in Canada we're facing a massive housing crisis lol.
You mean here in Canadian cities we're facing a manufactured housing crisis by big landowners. Plenty of cheap land outside mega cities
This is a huge fricking lie, I live in a city of 36k in the fricking Maritimes. My city is trying to double it's population in the next decade and they're fricking us to do it. Rent has more than doubled in the last 8 years and our vacancy was sub 1% for almost two years during the pandemic. At that time every single person on the city council was a former real estate agent with close relatives (wives or children) working in real estate. Honestly it all depends on how corrupt your city level politicians are, and since at that level of politics, it's usually business owners that get elected...
Our provincial government is doing good work, though. All of my dental work is going to be free this year- …But I only need dental work because the population boom put me on a year long wait list to get preventative treatment....
>food/housing regulations
A private company certify food or houses as safe just as well as the government
>transportation
A private company could certify vehicles just as well as the government.
>Somalia
Failed communist state that was a even more of a shithole with a government
>A private company certify food or houses as safe just as well as the government
Holy moron. If you think the government is already corrupt, and they are, that's nothing compared to how corrupt a private company would be
Lolberts see getting railed up by "~~*private companies*~~ " and then are like "at least I am not a cummie, I swallow!
VIVA LA LIBERTAD CARAJO
>A private company certify food or houses as safe just as well as the government
The biggest lawsuits in America are class action lawsuits of people suing because those companies lied about said stuff just to make a dollar. If it was up to big pharma, you would be taking safe to use and totally not addictive oxycodon
>food
Who would set the standards to begin with? Meat companies already do their damnest not to be accountable and would have np cutting deals with private inspectors for shit standards.
>transportation
See pre 1950s America. It took the gov coming in and strong arming states and companies to get in line with similar rules and agreements. Prior that it was wild west of safety standards and even seat belts were thumbed down.
>State
An example. Name any weak gov run state that people flock to. The only ones I can think of are private islands where you need $500 mill min to enter and have a very low pop.
Gov is corrupt as hell and inept. But most of its inept comes from having to serve millions of people of various IQ and non participation in the gov. Businesses give 0 fricks so long as its board gets money or it acts to the wishes of its prime holder.
You need both for a strong country and population.
Oh look, yet another Invisible Hand shill.
All of the good it could do could easily be resolved via local charities and smaller state governing decrees, national government is how you get shit like Operation Baseless and Operation Norrhwoods
Anon I've lived in one of the reddest states in the U.S. They control every part of the gov from local to state without question. They reject every thing the fed attempts when they can.
In the end most of the white parts suck. The black parts suck as well. The corps just do what they want and grease the hand of gov to get what they want. The gov plays redirection by insisting more corp is the answer and nonexistent blue team is the problem. Those local charities mean jack shit when the common folk is poor to begin with and businesses have 0 incentive to open shop near by. It wouldn't be better if gov had absolute power or blue team owned it all. The simple truth is that you need a power to advocate for everyone, including those who can't speak out (gov) because otherwise you get the corp who just buys their way in or limp dick alternatives.
Shit some parts are so bad you got to go an hour or more for basic hospital care.
>We can't trust communities to voluntarily take care of their own through charity
>But we can trust this gang of for-profit oligarchs who acquire funds through threat and force to take care of people on the other coast.
HUHUHU MAFIA BETTER THAN VOLUNTARY CHARITY BECAUSE MAFIA HAVE FLAG. ME SMART CIVICS!
>Can't trust mafia that has to be held account to its holders
>Better trust the thugs on the street
Mafia has rules and standards it has to follow. You don't just off the godfather without encountering problems or start shit in the family.
Voluntary charity is only as strong as it's member's paychecks, ability to donate, and people in it to begin with. Alabama, Mississippi, etc should be leading in all the (good) ranks by of this nation using your thinking.
But hey, if this strong volunteer, weak gov system is so strong. Surely you can name one country that does gangbusters with it and people are flocking to right?
>government
>helping
Didn't you guys spend like 2 years bragging about the 1600 dollars Trump sent you?
I'm not American THO
Until it caused inflation, yes
>government
the biggest business ever?
Daily reminder that Cinemaphile is full of people who defend the IRS.
Well duh. They're the only people that can protect ordinary folks from the Joker.
I think the IRS is one of the least corrupt US government institutions, it goes after everyone that forgets to corrupt it, which is most people. Other arms of the government are more flashy and people keep them in mind when they're being criminal scum, but (nearly) everyone forgets taxes.
That being said, income tax is a fricking sham.
Tax is fricking shame.
>You can't trust your neighbors to help you, but you can trust me. Now give me your fricking money or I'll send you jail to get raped, I need money to pay for bombs and tanks!
Considering people still blindly defend the clotshot and lockdowns, you have a point
I only defend lockdowns because I hate being around my shitty coworkers and I work better alone while listening to folk metal.
And I will do it again if it finally means i can move to home office permanently
This. People just take a lot of good things being done by the public figures for granted and don't even think of them, but focus on every failure because that's more fun to discuss. And in order to discuss the good things in a reasonable way, you sort of have to know what you're talking about.
All these comments about how the Goverment NEVER helps citizens and ALWAYS screw things up are hilarious on a meta level since governmental institutions' incompetence is due to being run by useless idiots who couldnt get a job and would starve if the goverment didnt provide jobs for them, i.e. the c**ts b***hing about goverment in this thread.
More than a few of their frick ups don't come from incompetence, it comes from outright deviousness that deserves to br brought to the light
>Incompetence
Look up how work houses started in London and what they did to the Salvation Army when they tried to give them food. It's never incompetence. It's the result of trusting the care of the vulnerable to racketeers.
>We're going to take your money, and if you resist we'll kill you and put you in jail, and then we're going to crowd out voluntary charities to control how charity is granted.
>And we'll use the money to make ourselves richer, more powerful, and fund our proxy wars
Eat shit and die. Governments were always a racket. Look up the history of work houses in England. Government made those, and then banned the voluntary Salvation Army from giving the workers food.
That's government aid.
I would not attribute this to citizens I would attribute it to media - just like real life. Which is why lol, lmao
if i was superman i'd kill myself if i didn't have brown korean tomboy puss to pound everyday
very very realistic if you ask me
>fricks up once by causing an accident with no fatalities due to exhaustion
>due to exhaustion
>exhaustion
Look, I'm not one of those superman has to be the most op kind of guys, but really? That's the reason? He can't just have made a bad call? It'd make a lot more sense than damn exhaustion, especially for this iteration where he has less confidence. Literally anything is better than SUPERMAN getting exhausted.
maybe he is not sunbathing enough
He is still a noob and unlocking his powers
What, Superman can't ever get tired?
Of course not. you get tired after you are done with supper, man.
He doesn’t even need to eat. As long he absorbs solar energy, he’s good.
Dont do plants get tired?
Actually no, they don't produce fatigue toxins.
There was a story in the Silver Age where he defeated a robot clone of himself made by aliens because while the robot eventually wore down as they raced at super speed, Superman didn't, because as the narration said, Superman doesn't get tired. Ever.
MAWS Superman is probably the weakest version of Superman we've ever gotten in cartoons. DCAU would stomps his ass. Fleisher would probably beat him.
The dude struggles with generic giant robots and has to do a gay Sailor Moon transformation with his stupid Jim Lee armor to power up. He's an absolute pussy as far as Supermen go, and they probably made him such a weakling because they just don't know how to write power levels. It's the same reason Mr. Mxypltlk never did anything cool with his powers and just fired Dragon Ball ki blasts. The writers have no creativity.
>DCAU would stomps his ass.
That version of Supes got nearly bodied by a chopper's standard artillery.
And he would STILL stomp MAWS's ass. He's that much of a weakling. Fleisher struggled with a comet and he would kick MAWS'S ass and since he's from the 40's would probably call him a homosexual and his Lois a dyke.
Not disagreeing with that, anon. Just saying that animated Supes iterations have been far weaker than we'd assume from a "Superman". The least one expects is Supes to always be bulletproof but even DCAU Supes isn't that. It's inconsistent.
well we don’t use silver age anymore cause he does get tired now. two kryptonian weaponary beat maws clark. where as regulars robots and weapons take down dcau clark. so we know that dcau clark is pretty much foddee
Superman 100% does get tired in the comics so idk what that guy is talking about.
>in the comics
we are discussing Superman not your kiddy shit
Supes has been exposed to the photonic equivalent of enough cafeine to kill a small horse mixed with steroids and a tiny smidge of cocaine for all of his life.
He eats because he wants and only need sustinance when not exposed to sunlight.
That's not true.
Superman Can get tired and dip his sun energy.
Just not This maws one who is able of solving house crisis in seconds. Just inconsistent hacky writing
He's not realized he doesn't need sleep yet. He's still used to a human schedule. Heck, maybe he even still needs rest
Why are you people pretending that every version of Superman has the exact same power set and level of power? Fricking bizarre, it's like you haven't ever read the comics where there are multiple differeing versions for how his powers even work let alone what he can do. This is very clearly on the lower end of Superman power wise.
Most of the haters have either only seen MOS or never touched superman media, just googling or going off what they remember.
Dracula, Superman and Godzilla are the holy trinity of characters that virtually all normalgays know but only on a surface level
If normal gays see SnyderVerse trilogy and Superman The Movie they know about character enough for something beyond surface level too.
Add Robin Hood and King Arthur..
Bad comparison. Superman is a first responder. He's not giving people piggy back rides for cash. This isn't an airplane pilot getting drunk and crashing, this is a fire fighter not being able to save the last person in a building.
Which means the Metropolis civs of this universe were turned into Marvel citizens by the hack writers for cheap-o drama.
Superman responds to a situation already FUBAR and makes it better. That's not an airplane pilot or street sweeper.
Nope. Only the citizen slaves of democrat controlled cities attack first responders. Rest of the civilized world sees that as sick scumfrick behavior.
>Only the citizen slaves of democrat controlled cities attack first responders
Rent free
Damn I guess my area is blue then. I wouldn't jump on them but I've seen so many people do. Especially brown people.
Considering that SnyderVerse contains the absolute utmost of canon details from comics people that only seen MoS are in the right.
Especially considering that it has the most thorough Superman take in terms of power scaling. Instead of "I can rebuild entire house in seconds" "Oops I am conveniently more tired Now after I just became MORE powerful".
It would be cool if Any media actually delved into Superman's power reserves and treated it consistently or at least addressed inconsistency.
Instead of just stuff happens because it just is.
And SnyderVerse did all within limited film media,
>>Look, I'm not one of those superman has to be the most op kind of guys, but really?
>proceeds to complain that Superman isn't a god
You people have no idea what you want.
He wasn't just up for a day anon he hadn't slept for 3-4 days while heroing nonstop. I think it was justified.
I mean, having it result from him being exhausted after pushing himself with constant-all nighters solving every little problem seems reasonable to me. It's a new take on the character, and it doesn't give him the crazy power levels that writers like Morrison keep slathering him with. He'd love to help everyone with every little thing, but this establishes that he really does need R&R like everyone else, or else he starts fricking up. That seems like a pretty good thing to establish, actually! Shut up the "how dare he have a life" people instantly. He needs sleep, he needs time as Clark, because if he does nothing but Superman stuff 24/7 he burns himself out.
This >>>>>>>> Snyderverse
Now if you want me to rag on the show, the villain designs are absolute trash. They took a poker hand worth of villains and made them a mix of people in slight variations of bland armor. Only one that even pulls of "decent" designwise is Parasite. Oh, and Waller and the General, I guess.
transformed livewire looked good but I doubt we will ser her in that state again
>Only one that even pulls of "decent" designwise is Parasite
Because the design is stolen from Lazengann.
he also reminds me of the dominions from Bastard!!
The villain designs are repetitive but my issue is more in their characterizations, compare the scene where they intergang up on Superman to something like Spectacular Spider-Man vs Sinister Six, the Superman villains come off as a bunch of generic mooks with zero personality.
Agreed. They turned Livewire into a generic mercenary. Livewire! One of the most stand-out big-personality characters in the Superman stable. Meanwhile Banshee, Mist, Heat Wave, and Rough House are all generic thugs.
In terms of origins, personalities, and designs, the villains in this show are a D+. It kills me because yes, the show picks up some crew from She-Ra, the show that gave us a pretty excellent array of visually distinct larger-than-life villains.
This is an actual good critisism
Livewire, notvolcana, mist, banshee are just generic thugs destroying it what make them special
The show's unbelievably rushed, and it doesn't help that they've sanded off a lot of identity from the characters in this adaptation for the sake of their art direction.
That is largely true, that's a criticism I can certainly agree with, at least to an extent. They certainly aren't full characters but they aren't completely flat, there's bits of personality and dimension to them.
Hopefully the next season (or the end of this one, but that's doubtful) will expand on them a bit more, even if it's just background, and give them some more characterization at least. They can't really just change the designs out of nowhere or retcon who/what they are, so expanding on their characters would at least make them more lively.
When will he make his debut?
Or him?
Look from their perspective for once. Yes he helps people, but that one frick up where he lost control of himself due to his out-of-control super hearing could've killed someone. He tore through the sidewalk like paper. If a person was standing there, that would've lead to a skid of blood and guts.
And then the truck incident. Bro just left out of panic. Who the frick is gonna pay for that and the injuries' done to the driver?
Well that, and he stopped the truck while trying to save an invisible dude.
From the civilians' perspective, he just tackled a truck for fun
Leslie has a good reason to hate him for ruining her arms dealing business
Poor clark
This is literally the start of irredeemable
>no fatalities
Plutonian's downfall started with some yuppie butthole giving him shit for damaging his yatch while stopping criminals, he would have prevented the zombie toddler thing if it wasn't for it.
Don't act surprised. Capeshit is an inherently stupid genre, and it's because of shit like this. The mere presence of superheroes will always cause more problems than it solves, and tall poppy syndrome is an intrinsic part of human psychology. This type of story needs to go away, because it simply cannot work. Ever.
Kiwianon pls
Hey RussiaAnon, have you ever tried refusing the draft?
People just love to hate
Lex being the biggest example on superman
Nuh uh. They're not Marvel civilians. Just particularly fickle for DC civilians.
Is this rape?
>episode opens with Clark getting pegged by Siobhan
>Tfw Siobhan simps will NEVER got Pegged and Love making by their waifu but Superman does
It's easy to simp for Leslie because she's so smug and was the starter villain, but it's also easy to simp for Siobhan because she's so goofy and she's much lighter as a villain.
siobhan topping anyone lol. Siobhan is meant for bottoming and correction
Siobhan is meant to be fixed up after corrected superman gets the shitty annoying tan dyke.
yeah also she's the cutest female in the show.
PREVIOUS INVASIONS CONFIRMED, PLACE YOUR BETS NOW
>Braniac
>Zod
>Superman's father/mother
>Myx
>???
Plot twist: the Superman we have been following is actually from another Earth but was somehow transported and grew up on this one. The real Superman of this Earth is an evil version that arrived on Earth earlier than most versions and wrecked the place before fricking off for reasons.
Wouldn't that be well known
Braniac with an evil robot Supermom
I wish the fat 'nam guy would rape me.
Reminder that Superman is not sanctioned by any civil authority. He's completely unaccountable and foreign. That's tolerable when he only does good things, but any frick up brings his vigilante privilege into question.
That said, Superman shouldn't frick up accidentally. I think that was a misstep by the show, making such a big deal out of a temporary weakness.
I mean, this is accurate to how people act.
I had a reputation for always getting this one thing right at work, and the second I made a mistake at it one time out of who knows how many, I immediately got shit from everybody worse than the people who did the same task and regularly made errors.
yeah in schools is commom for the teacher to overlook the problematic kid being a pain in everyone's asses, but the moment the quiet kid fights back, then it's a problem that must be addressed
I do wonder if public sympathy is going to flip flop with the viral live streamed video of superman getting his ass beaten by a bunch of the supervillains he previously stopped making the rounds.
Alex calling Superman the menace for the whole Parasite debacle was insane. Like, there were plenty of witnesses (Jimmy and Lois included) that saw Parasite was a fricking psychopath that picked a fight and dropped a dude out the window.
Right. This show does seem to like its lighthearted endings though, so I'm thinking that Vicky's hit piece might damage her credibility if Superman getting his ass kicked does cause public opinion to blow the other way.
Yeah and Amazo Corp was falling apart because of bad management in the first place. Alex was shoveling blame and Vale lapped it up for an easy scoop.
So, y'know, big ticket industrial journalism.
DC civilians were always mentally deranged. They either worship you like a cult or have massive disdain for you like a hate group. That level of mental instability is usually only present in the X-men.
That represents real life
Look at that Oliver Anthony guy in the last week who just made a song as a factory worker and the internet had meltdowns, doxxed him, tried to tear him down as a “plant” despite being on no label because leftists had a mental breakdown over mentioning fudge rounds
Left-wing social media users are 100% like this, you have to be perfect to standards they easily fail or they’ll tear you down
>Left-wing social media users are 100% like this, you have to be perfect to standards they easily fail or they’ll tear you down
lets not pretend the right wing isnt the exact same way
let's not pretend the "right wing" isn't just scorned lefties.
>everybody I think it easily scorned and vindictive is actually leftist
>Yeah I totally was a nationalist before I got kicked out of the raiding guild for mocking our main healer's transition.
Lefty-righty having another woman moment.
Alex Jones is leber too.
Jews just moved bar too far to the Looney left
if that helps you sleep better at night. theres always some excuse as to why the worst of the right wing is some sort of psy op to make right wingers look bad. but bad lefties? yeah, thats all them
What they did to Roiland is a fricking disgrace, people are so disillusioned with the legal system they are justifying disgusting practices like blacklisting mob pressure to satisfy their need of moral superiority.
i love that they made lois an east asian, asains are frick holes specifically made for the sexual enjoyment of white men
Has there ever been any story in comics where a super powerful do-gooder comes along and helps everyone and just wants the best for humanity in general, then paranoid/suspicious/doubtful heroes/government agencies go and kill this do-gooder only to eventually find that there's no dirt on the guy, that he genuinely is just some altruistic powerful being?
Batman v Superman
Passion of Christ
>Batman v Superman
Doesn't really qualify since we knew Superman would be coming back for the Justice League film.
>Passion of Christ
He was causing political unrest when he was do gooding.
Who we
Yes, and?
In a sense, the Silver Agent from Astro City. Dude was a fairly normal super for his day until he was framed for the murder of a supervillain who was the equivalent of Gaddafi in that he was still the head of a dictatorial state, and thus was sentenced to death by the government. But right before the day of execution, dude got zapped to the 43rd century to help solve a galactic crisis before deciding to go back to his previous timeline, albeit by going backwards to key points in history where he was known to have been spotted to avoid the time paradox of avoiding his death.
Essentially, dude basically spent his entire life outright having his whole life mapped out knowing he was going to be killed unjustly, and he still went forward with it because he knew it was the right thing to do, and even the statue dedicated to him was labeled "To Our Eternal Shame" out of the collective guilt once the truth came out and everyone realized the government had condemned an innocent man to death.
>supervillain who was the equivalent of Gaddafi
A great man killed by pesky israelites?
Yeah, it's called The Gospels. Give it a read, what they do to that hippie at the end is fricking brutal.
>All these supervillains caught on camera
>Beat up Superman
>Get into a military aircraft that might be an Osprey
>Everyone but Deathstroke is recognizable as a supervillain who was previously arrested, but he looks ominous as frick anyway
>They kidnap Superman
Place your bets: Does the show actually deal with the public realizing that the government is employing the supervillains that were previously terrorizing Metropolis, or do they gloss over it to keep the plot moving?
No one gets surprised by the government doing that, and next to no one does anything about it for the same reasons real life regimes stay in power.
The smart writing thing to do is have Lois expose it. It would add drama between her and her dad.
Based on everything so far, would the writers actually go there though?
I think they will considering that they used General Lane in the first place and set up Lois having an even more estranged relationship than usual with him. The real question is if General Lane isn't being controlled by Brainiac or Eradicator since Clark got the vision of him being present either at the crash or something else krypton related.
The show has been telegraphing a conflict between Lois and her Dad since episode 1
I feel like the public figures things out.
Based on everything we've seen so far, I'll be shocked if the writers don't go there.
Yes, even he has limits.
Parasite is most likely going to turn on the others.
Eventually, they'll reveal that Vicky's jaded because of the hero situation Gotham
the most unrealistic thing is that no one metoo'ed him with no evidence yet
Happened in STAS too.
social media wasn't a thing back then so it weights more on him now
>all these morons making excuses of "But it's realistic, tho!", as if that somehow makes it less stupid
Superheroes are such a stupid concept. Nobody would ever have any reason to help others in this shit rotten world we live in. If they ever tried, they'd get shot at by the "people" they saved.
Guy just having fun
There's truth in that. We do have vigilantes back when the "hero" movement was a big thing but you'd sometimes run into stories of the person who was trying to help also getting attacked because frick if you wanted some masked up weirdo getting anywhere near you.
>Nobody would ever have any reason to help others in this shit rotten world we live in. If they ever tried, they'd get shot at by the "people" they saved.
Not every act of heroism involves punching out someone. It could be something that's equally dangerous without violence, like when Mark Harmon pulled a teenager out of a burning car. To my recollection he didn't get shot for his troubles.
anyone else want a crossover?
Get your weeb shit out of here
Saitama is an objectively more compelling and cleverly written character than Superman. It would feel out of place.
Which Superman?
>One-Joke Man
>compelling
You know minors aren't allowed on Cinemaphile, right?
Yes, the joke is that he satirizes the one trick pony that is Superman.
You're the one who sounds underage here.
He has nothing in common with Superman as a character. I don't think you've actually read the manga or watched the show
>This thing you never said was true is, in fact, not true.
Wow
To be satire it would require Saitama to have similar characterization, setting
design, and story beats to parody. It shits on shonen manga and anime cliches far more than it parodies anything from western comics. The only similarity he has to Superman is being strong and having a cape.
>one trick pony
>Superman
Yeah, you've obviously never read a Superman comic. In the best Superman comics, he's confronted by problems he has to use his wits to conquer.
LOL you actually read Superman, you fricking loser.
OPM season 1 is better than anything on this board in every metric
What about OPM Season 2?
the writing and animation quality fell off hard cause they swapped studios and didn't have the original All Star team of animators that made S1
Yeah, that's what happens when OPM is being adapted just like every other show and isn't given special privileges.
This is the dumbest fricking reply i've seen in a while, Of course if the manga is adapted by a shitty studio it will turn out shitty
People judge One Piece, Naruto and Bleach by its most mediocre moments, you have to do the same for Onepunch Man.
>One Piece
moronic protagonist
Naruto
shit annoying protagonist
>Bleach
Actually normal and doesn't annoy the shit out of you.
>Actually normal and doesn't annoy the shit out of you
Doesn't the writing crater immediately after Soul Society?
>Doesn't the writing crater immediately after Soul Society?
Yes but that doesn't change that the fact that he's not an annoying moron.
I've heard Ichigo's not a character after Soul Society, he's just an empty husk with 800 special bloodlines.
>I've heard
>heard
>Didn't watch the show
Opinion discarded.
not that anon but post-toonami i havent seen more than the first episode of Bleach
So? You're on the internet homosexual. You can easily watch it.
moron.
OPM was always online meme shit.
I'm not reading past Soul Society until I've watched it in the anime. And I'm not watching the anime until Toonzone is back up and I can read all the Toonami threads about it.
>One Piece, Naruto and Bleach
I never mentioned those???
You don't like Studio Saru? HAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LOOK AT THIS homosexual! AAAAHAHAHAHA GET FILTERED YOU FRICKING IDIOT
>The first season was animated by Madhouse, and the second season was handled by J.C. Staff.
Anon you moron
Idk
Animation wise sure
Writing wise? Lol lmao even
>Writing wise? Lol lmao even
Oh cause the writing in the not-anime superman show is soooo great right
Yes? Opm has no merith other than taking the piss as a gag web comic. The entire of Boros is to feel alive fighting yet saitama beat him with minimum effort Its a gag comedy.
The manga version missed the entire point so bad same with the anime.
S2 aka garou arc is instead decent in web comic form.
Psycho mob is such a better product writing wise.
The merit in Onepunch Man is to laugh at how easily it manages to pull off its conflicts while other battle shonen work way harder for shakier execution.
And then you watch Mob Psycho to see One give it a more polished effort.
>Yes? Opm has no merith other than taking the piss as a gag web comic.
It's a funny satire of shonen, whats wrong with that?
>The manga version missed the entire point so bad same with the anime.
The manga and anime are higher quality in both art and writing than your Cal-arts bean mouth goyslop made by homosexuals and feminists in California
>The manga version missed the entire point
The manga is just telling a version that's more about the spectacle than the jokes.
Gay director
Gay showrunner
Gay Jimmy
Gay couple
This is Zaslav Warner Bros
It worked for Gayley Quinn. Unless there's a bunch of secret gay rich people paying into making all this gay shit every year.
>Gay Jimmy
Literally not true
>Gay couple
meaningless background characters
Gay post
why are you such a sensitive snowflake?
holy shit
Barbie? more than a billion cry more or even better 41% yourself
Barbie was saved by The Snyder Fans
Correct!
Superman is there to save the day and give them a straight sex therapy correction.
All three of them.
Hot moms.
Aaaaaaand dropped.
I knew they'd show their true colors at some point, it was only a matter of time.
the little girl says "mommy" and not "mommies" so I assume one of them is her aunt
Or more simply new gay girlfriend after husband left or died.
They're literally there for 5 seconds lol. Cinemaphile is trying so hard
>Two hot lesbians who went home that night to have hot lesbian sex
I'm confused, what's the issue?
Yes. I hate how superman is treated as a hero overall. He's not le edgy boy like batman so gays don't like and are dumb enough to be filtered by superman
anyone got a mega?
the last episode i watched was the one with the robot and the gorilla
>"Spoonfeed me NOW! I'm too lazy to go watch the episode myself!"
Go die in a ditch.
>"I'm going to be a homosexual because... spoonfeeding is... LE BAD... somehow..."
sorry anon but you'll never be a real woman
Spoonfeeding is bad because parasites like you actively make the board worse with all your obnoxious bullshit. You will never be a real person. You only exist to shit up online forums. Now go die, entitled shitposting c**t.
>parasites like you actively make the board worse with all your obnoxious bullshit
define "obnoxious bullshit".
>You only exist to shit up online forums. Now go die, entitled shitposting c**t.
i'm not shitposting, though.
there is literally nothing wrong with spoonfeeding.
>wtf i'm stuck in a hole how do i get out
>lol figure it out yourself moron despite the fact that i have this rope that can help you get out of the hole youre in
there is literally no downside to helping people out, anon.
>define "obnoxious bullshit".
The fact you completely lack any self awareness speaks for itself.
>there is literally nothing wrong with spoonfeeding.
If you can't find something on your own, then you do not deserve to have it.
>there is literally no downside to helping people out, anon.
Sure... aside from rewarding entitled brats and proving that you have no self respect. Moron.
asking somebody to give you something is not obnoxious bullshit.
>If you can't find something on your own, then you do not deserve to have it.
the most moronic mindset imaginable.
>Sure... aside from rewarding entitled brats and proving that you have no self respect. Moron.
you sound like a guy that would charge a billion dollars for a cancer cure if you had one.
this is why you never had any friends growing up, anon.
>asking somebody to give you something is not obnoxious bullshit.
Yes it is, but that's not what I was referring to, you illiterate twat.
>the most moronic mindset imaginable.
Says someone too lazy to do basic research, and expects everything in life to be handed to them for free.
>this is why you never had any friends growing up, anon.
Resorting to ad hominem. Typical. I accept your concession. Now frick off and either learn to use a search bar, or have a nice day.
>Yes it is, but that's not what I was referring to, you illiterate twat.
then what? my you will never be a real woman comment?
that's not obnoxious and you are cripplingly moronic.
>Says someone too lazy to do basic research, and expects everything in life to be handed to them for free.
doesn't hurt to ask. anon.
some people (i.e people who aren't annoying self important homosexuals) actually like helping out their fellow anons.
>Resorting to ad hominem. Typical. I accept your concession. Now frick off and either learn to use a search bar, or have a nice day.
i accept your concession.
>that's not obnoxious
Yes, it is. None of you disgusting parasites actually care about comics and cartoons. You come here to spew your whiny shit all over the place. have a nice day.
>doesn't hurt to ask. anon.
>some people (i.e people who aren't annoying self important homosexuals) actually like helping out their fellow anons.
It is morally wrong to demand handouts. Look it up yourself, you lazy piece of shit. Also, don't pretend like anyone here has even the vaguest shred of altruistic desire, especially not after all that hate speech you keep vomiting out of your worthless mouth.
>Yes, it is. None of you disgusting parasites actually care about comics and cartoons. You come here to spew your whiny shit all over the place. have a nice day.
untrue
i do care about comics and cartoons.
i regularly storytime comics for anons to enjoy and i contribute to all kinds of threads because im not a homosexual
>It is morally wrong to demand handouts
wrong.
>. Also, don't pretend like anyone here has even the vaguest shred of altruistic desire
not that a wanker like you would understand but sometimes people like helping other people out for the sake of helping other people out
> especially not after all that hate speech you keep vomiting out of your worthless mouth.
what "hate speech", troon?
>i do care about comics and cartoons.
No you don't, you lying c**t. If you did, you would just look up shit on your own, and wouldn't be attempting to facilitate rewarding your fellow casuals for their entitled laziness.
>wrong.
Go up to someone on the street and demand they give you a $20. See what happens. moron.
>not that a wanker like you would understand but sometimes people like helping other people out for the sake of helping other people out
Again, you claim to give a shit about helping others, while spewing slurs. Almost like you're a lying piece of shit. Seriously commit suicide. For a multitude of reasons, the world be be a slightly less shit place for your absence.
>No you don't, you lying c**t. If you did, you would just look up shit on your own, and wouldn't be attempting to facilitate rewarding your fellow casuals for their entitled laziness.
casuals dont read EC horror comics, the House Of Secrets, House Of Mystery, Tower Of Shadows, or Chamber Of Darkness. you autistic chucklefrick.
i'm not a casual whatsoever. I just think gatekeeping is moronic and always has been moronic. it's stupid elitism perpetuated by morons who want to feel like theyre part of some sekret club.
>Again, you claim to give a shit about helping others, while spewing slurs. Almost like you're a lying piece of shit.
why are you crying about slurs on Cinemaphile of all places, redditor?
You're both Black folk
Its on kimcartoon
General zod was on earth before ,
Or alternate universe of the general sent warning to the general about superman .
I thought superman never needs to sleep
Later in his life when he's pretty much got all his powers going. This one is still a wee babby Kal considering that he just got super hearing, and we have yet for him to exhibit freeze breath or x-ray vision.
That's only Danny O'Neil version
In Super canon is Siegel he was shown sleeping
And in Bronze Age it was explained he MUST sleep or it is super rape and super point heat vision at the center of the planet and blow this b***h up time.
Early-on Clark has usually been underwhelming and more grounded
Smallville stuff tends to cover this, but this series had Clark jump to open heroics right off the bat, so hes still stuck on the weak baby phase, while jumping ahead to full superman. So hes pretty weak
I want to frick Clark so bad holy shit
We know Lois, we know.
just started watching this show because i want to frick asian Lois' tight little body
got to episode 7, they already jumped the fricking shark, multiverse shit? What garbage is this
people 24/7 with no rest for several days
up once by causing an accident with no fatalities due to exhaustion
opinion on him does a 180º immediately
Doesn't this happen to Spider-man 24/7
No.
There isn't a single incarnation of Spider-man where he doesn't need to sleep, so he can't actually do heroics 24/7.
It's his responsibility not to work while incapacitated
But he's white, so he won't go to jail and face his crimes
He went to jail at the end of the episode.
No one cares about you're post until you make a typo
>Not all of us share your faith
Was that agreement, a critique, or coincidence with the Snyder tomfoolery?
Also, for a Netflix-Voltron/SheRa AU of Superman, I like what's they're doing with Lex
Is the season over? Because there was To be Continued
Can’t wait for Clark to accidentally make him bald
Nah, there's 2 more episodes. I forget if these last 3 are all together or if it's a two-parter and then a normal episode, though
Weird speech coming from a character who was just a villain's overworked assistant
You'd think he'd take Superman's side over his megalomaniac techbro boss
Unless he's leveraging a position of vulnerability to garner sympathy, for the purpose of advancing his cause. Also
>just a villain's overworked assistant
A real Lex Luthor, even if they're a twenty-something with a full head of hair, would never pass up an opportunity to acquire more power in service of his own ambition. Even if that means becoming alien-tech support to Elon-Ivo, if it's not about Superman, his ego will never beat him.
This is very likely. Remember Ivo treated him like shit, and one thing men like Ivo forget is constantly pissing on the employees that know your worst shit is the quickest way to get fricked over.
whatever
Is general lane considered okay ching chong or a dwarf monkey one?
I wish Superman outright punched Siobhan instead of just throwing her.
Maybe not hard enough to kill her, but hard enough to make her terrified.
My type of guy, happy to see the siobhan ryona has survived through the weeks
My only regret is that that final action scene was a perfect opportunity to have Superman accidentally take out deathstroke's eye.
Maybe it'll happen in part 2.
He's super. He should be held to a higher standard.
That being said. He should also be responsible and know when to take a break or what crime to prioritize. But then he wouldn't be himself.
Or just do what OG and SnyderVerse Superman did, just do the do, salvage salvageable and fricking leave.
There's no arguing with moronic children that don't even know their own fricking gender, argue about wooden doors for gas chamber, lie and kill each other.
Superman knows that because he is is that himself to the certain amount. Since he was raised and lived amongst space morons.
>412
>214
Wow
Sounds like every superhero's deal ever, OP. And yeah, it's a raw one. It's no wonder that a lot of c-lister supers quietly retire if they're not randomly killed off, the pressure of having their entire life crumble due to a single mistake is probably beyond immense.
>High point of the movie is all the people of NY supporting Spidey proving Gobby wrong.
I miss this optimism.
That scene was always pretty fricking stupid if you took it remotely serious
It captures NY's spirit pretty well. It may but it's their shithole. Spider-Man may be a freak but he's THEIR freak.
If people depend on you, they eventually take it for granted, especially when you don't make mistakes, especially if your occupation doesn't allow making mistakes - because if you do slip up a few times, you'll get a piece of their mind and they will forget about all the times you had their backs. If you haven't experienced this, it's probably because people don't find you flawlessly reliable.
If can sell your mistakes well (or are a klutz that never does anything right) and prove to others that you aren't a superhero, they'll have more realistic expectations and even congratulate you if your performance is exceptional. There's nothing more dangerous than riding on a winning streak.
what the frick is that image?
One of the 'You lose' screens from Road Rash for PC/Sega Saturn. The in-game menus were full of grungy-looking caricatures.
https://imgur.com/gallery/qzsJw
The better a person is the more avid the haters when they do a single misstep. buttholes are often accepted and their fanbases will always side with them no matter what they do, but a good and seemingly flawless person will have many of their fans turn on them the moment they find a flaw. Plus you have the many haters or envious people that disliked the hero from the start but didn't get the fuel to attack them that lash out the second they get what they want.
If they got Jack Quaid in this, they need to get his uncle Randy, that would make it the best animated show of the decade
Parasite the only good villain so far, he only one who hate for Superman feels genuine.
Makes sense:
Slade is just in for the job and the Intergang are just small time crooks that got forced in
And so far Lex is obviously just biding his time
Average twitter controversy
Finally caught up, that episode was really well done. They conveyed how precarious Clark's position as a beloved superhero is, and then having him fight a bunch of tech based humans, who only want to kill him and no one else, is a good way to make people scared of how strong he must be.
Superman is a fricking idiot. Dude should just use his powers to get ahead in life and lie comfortably. Leave all these hateful pieces of shit to rot. The people deserve to suffer, since when it comes down to it, they all show their true colors as being just as bad as the villains. Trying to be a "hero" is just demonstrating a total lack of self-respect.
t. Livewire
Livewire's here? Think she'd sit on me if I asked?
>no argument
Explain why anyone should ever help anyone for free. Superheroes are an inherently stupid concept, because they fight for a cause that is less than worthless.
Because being nice feels nice
No it doesn't. It feels like a waste of time, and in fact feels actively bad when the moron you tried to help comes up with an excuse to shit on you for it.
Superheroes work when it's painfully obvious that they're truly needed, and no one ever questions that.
Like, in a comic book universe, nobody should ever say 'let's get rid of all the heroes. We don't need them.' because it's pants on head moronic. Because yeah, 'FRICKING SUPERVILLAINS' exist, and aren't going to go away just the Heroes decided to retire.
In reality, if giant monsters, superpowered serial killers, and mad scientists in giant robots attacked cities left and right, and there was ONE fricking guy who had the power to stop them, no-one in any rational sense is going to be going 'frick him, we don't need his help' the second he makes a mistake (that didn't even hurt anybody), unless they're blatantly trying to get attention by being a contrarian.
It'd be more like Metroman in Megamind, where the citizens basically worshipped him everyday and treated him like Elvis mixed with Jesus, and at worst, just got complacent having him around.
>No it doesn't
Personal problem
They eventually come around since people end up realizing he always does the right thing.
https://files.catbox.moe/tqq08m.jpg
the artist forgot to add lois jerking off in the corner and jimmy recording everything
But they weren't anywhere near when that happened
Wow he is putting it into a midget woman.
Would be cool if his sperm triggered breast and butt inflation and super powers acquiring
Yes
MAWS version of Supergirl. Let's go. Midget woman with huge butt and boobs that she only can move by using her super-powers
wtf that was fast
Welcome to the Marvel Universe
Reminds me of how in his JLU World of Cardboard speech, Superman definitely kills a few hundred civilians by punching Darkseid through several occupied buildings without caring, and nobody batted an eye. Metropolis citizens are stupid in either universe.
Funny how no one cared about collateral damage until Man of Steel made it realistic.
And all it did was recreate fight from Donner written comics (reminder that fight in II wasn't directed by him) and couple of moments from Invincible comics too
Superman kills Zod in both versions of Superman II just saying
>Most ungrateful civilians ever holy shit
>Be a good person your whole life.
>Someone digs up one bad twitt from you.
>Your entire career is over.
Yeah, welcome to present, you won't enjoy yourself.
It's like that old joke. You can be perfect at your job, and no one will notice. But come late ONCE, ale they will never forgive you.
I read an interesting theory, that General is from one of those other realities, where Superman went crazy, and that's why he has such a hardon on killing him.
Or maybe, since he's working with Waller, he found out that his daughter is fricking an alien, and he's extremely butthurt about it.
He wanted to kill him before he got togheter with Lois.
I wish the superhero would strike back in these cases. Not go full Justice Lords or Injustice, but just tell them to stop being ingrates. Grab the c**ts and put them on top of a roof, ruin their evening. Go Protomen with it.
Since when did Superman require sleep? I guess that adaptation came after he'd been doing hardcore hero'ing for decades.
any version that goes to bed
Strawmen argument from a moronic newbie. Learn to post better.
>No! My fellow blue city citizens would NEVER hijack an ambulance! We are a civilized and noble people and we would never--
https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2021/07/23/houston-ambulance-hijacked-at-gunpoint-with-patient-emt-inside-police-say/
OH NO NO NO CITYBOY, WHAT IS THIS?
>With EMT and patient inside
Jesus Christ. Cityfolk, ya'll doing okay?
I don't live in a city, I'm just capable of not projecting and relying on cherrypicked "arguments" like a moronic /misc/ NPC. Nice and predictable assumption though.
I remember an article about a set of stairs seniors wanted to get down a somewhat steep slope.
The city council spent months doing nothing but 'analyzing the situation'
Some guy built a set of stairs over the weekend,
The city tore it down within a week because of insurance issues or something.
They then proceeded to not build any fricking stairs.
That's government charity. They regulate and destroy alternatives and then go "Well you can't take away the wellfare, that's all there is!"
"Well where would the workers in the work house get their food if not from us? they say as they arrest members of the Salvation Army.
Government is mafia with worse suits.
The government is just the largest gang in any given area.
Admit it Cinemaphile, if there was a super-powered guy flying around that no weapons could stop in real life, you'd be worried too.
did you know superman is metaphor for American imperialism?
nta but i prefer him as a messianic metaphor, and gravitate towards such stories (All-Star, Man of Steel, Kingdom Come, '78, and so on)
>Superman goes around helping
>no one so much as say thanks
>Superman commits a mistake
>everyone gives him shit
>new supervillain appears
>"Save us, Superman!"
Yeah, Superman does sound like a metaphor for America.
America never helped anyone with anything.
America is metaphorical Lex Luthor. Cool toys, very much charisma. But that's it.
>exactly the same concept as man of steel
>gay (literally) execution
>suddenly everyone is cumming their pants over this shallow retreading of a better story because it has bright colors and superman is deku with access to the bakugan dimension
>wholesome straight romance is gay because... because it is, okay?
>cringe effeminate flamboyant male isnt gay because in this fantasy he's attracted to women
>tall
>muscular
>chiseled jaw
>packing a behemoth between his legs
>
take your meds
>speaks like a pathetically weak willed and suggestible gay as clark, who is supposed to be his true persona
He speaks like a fricking queer homosexual gayness as Superman as well.
But anyways. I am happy Twitter finally got their own Superman. Unironically.
tell me you never read a superman comic without telling me you never read a superman comic
ASS Clark is the best Clark Kent ever made
You tell me.
Golden Age Superman is literally, canonically, a different person to the regular Superman. This is the last (You) I'm willing to give until you develop braincells
i dont care for twitter meta analysis "objectively!!!" superman. i care for stoic, mature, jesus superman. notice how henry cavill and even JLU superman arent absolute losers as clark. even Reeve and Golden Age supes were nerdy without being overdone or feeling forced, which by the way are the two versions where this modern exaggerative take on Clark come from. youre also using All-Star as an example when in that, he's doing that autistic shit as an alter ego to his true self. i like how superman is portrayed in that comic but clark is supposed to have the same sensibilities with subtle differences. think Smallville, not Adventures of gaygerman
Please don't use Man of Murder as a faithful example.
Or what? You gonna troonout?
Who wrote this? Supes speaks too violently here.
Now you've done it. Now he's gonna go on long winded rants about how Zack Sneeder Superman is actually the truest, most faithful Superman adaptation of all time because he's kind of, sort of, similar to Golden age Superman despite it being clear as day that Sneeder has never actually read a Golden Age superman comic in his life.
No more like you were summoned here.
And instead of finally admitting that Snyder's Superman is The truest amalgamation of all Super-History for the character into one cohesive non self-contradictory (unlike Super-History to itself) take you are just going to continue your Looney trooning.
Okay. You do you then.
Action Comics 814, same issue that also inspired "not impressed".
Are you really posting Sneederman?
The one that jump a truco so an entire building explotes so he looks "" cool""?
Snyder misses supes point so bad he unironically quoted manchester black.
please stop posting
Sneeder jizz eaters will defend this
dont have to. BvS already did
Defend what? Why do you eat jizz?
I liked MOS, but that scene was awful.
Don't you fricking steal my posts.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/138897336/#q138900520
Don't give (You)s to moronic shitposters
>everyone i disagree with is shitposting!
trivializing differing opinions is a fasttrack way to making zero friends
That's kinda impossible to do when almost everyone on this site is a shitposter and there's no way to identify the honest from the disingenuous, or the honestly disingenuous from the imitators.
I mean, the guy is obviously baiting. Whether or not he's actually a borderline-moronic Snydergay or if he's pretending to be one is mostly immaterial.
It matters to me. I need to form an opinion and I need to know I formed it from honest feedback instead of from buttholes who want to reinstate the Hays Code as vengeance against lesbians.
just because you disagreed with my honest opinions doesnt mean i was baiting. you thinking i was baiting and trying so hard to make it seem that way to try to disenfranchise what i said just reveals you to be a dishonest butthole who refuses to consider others opinions. me and that anon were arguing but at least we were confronting each others ideas like men. you're just a coward, and you need to work on maturity.
>inb4 mentioning my ad hominems
they add flair. i was still honestly sharing my views. you contribute nothing but thought policing and trivialization. this is just capeshit dude it's not world politics it's all subjective banter. grow up
He look lot better if you put him in classic Superman suit without the lines and remove the bulge
the bulge has a purpose, if everyone focus their gaze on it they will ignore his face
Very cute background character. I love the
>hair over one eye
tag.
>Most ungrateful civilians ever holy shit
That's normal for modern DC
Like how at the end panel the crowd literally transformed into blackest fricking ni
I wanted to be on these threads because I thought it would be a nice way to get some human interaction. But everything about how they've progressed just repels me from them.
if they did bring batman on, a dynamic like Brock Samson and Hunter Gathers would be funny as hell
"you know facial recognition software has been a thing for at least over a decade, Kent! what is in that little green man skull of yours?! one of those little plastic domino masks? a hood?, a bandana?, Think Kent, think!"
how did we go from discussing Gay Supes to One Piece
what is it with Cinemaphile gays and replying with the most palatable, surface-cutting twitter meme phrases. Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile are insufferable but god damn, they at least have balls
Imagine if JJ was reporting on superman instead... imagine the sheer level of hate that public menace would REALLY get.
ITT: do-nothing israelites seething over God helping people
Superman isn't God.
>Superman
>god
moronic Snydergay
Superman = god is with the character since 1978 movie.
kek 666 checked. but i agree he's held that trope since long before that. war propaganda was the origin but he evolved past that quickly after. the american propaganda idea is mostly perpetuated through the "american way" quote from '78, the golden age comics, and alan "filtered by the fans" moore
@138931666
No (You)s for that stupid statement.
not him but using @ on an imageboard? seriously? eternal newbieship for you. lurk until next cycle in samsara please while the pneumatics discuss godliness within the human spirit
Looney troons fear me so much that they don't dare to respond to me normally, because I will always point out reality
>Most ungrateful civilians ever holy shit
Sounds pretty realistic
>superman gets knocked out by a lightning
pathetic
Objection: Man-nii-san has always been depicted as being immune to electricity (an ability he alone and no other Ultra has).
He never helped ME
It's a metaphor how a bunch of people publicly started criticizing the show the moment Lois jumped off the roof. Make one mistake and everyone will leap on it.
i know jackshit about how the industry works but i'm pretty sure the most recent episode was probably already on pre production when that episode aired
This isn't south park anon stuff doesn't get made in a week
>itt: chuddys complain about the gobernment
>chuddy states take all the moment from the gobernement
>cry for help when shit happens (see texas winter and ted "Iam outta here")
Anyways. Liked the episode. Shows how the average joe see godlike beings.