Henry Cavill hires you to be his agent, how do you save his career after several years of humilation?

Henry Cavill hires you to be his agent, how do you save his career after several years of humilation?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    one word
    B A R B I E 2

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman was always training wheels prepping him for his Bond run

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Distance yourself from capeshit and videogameslop.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does cavill inspire so much fricking homolust on this board?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only guy In all of Hollywood who ever said the phrase “I want to do it like the comics” and doesn’t actively shit on fans.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        who the frick cares for capeshit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a shame that his go to for Superman was For Tomorrow a boring wank written by a cynic that doesn't like superheroes where Superman spends 12 issues navelgazing and while giving a confession to a priest that's dying from cancer. The comic was, though, drawn by one of the higher-ups at DC at the time, so it was "required reading" that was sent ot actors to prepare for the role.
        No wonder his portrayal was dour.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I want to do it like the comics
        yeah because witcher was so fricking accurate to the books

        frick off baby hands.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's precisely why he left you fricking moron. You seriously think an actor has agency over the writers in that case?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >That's precisely why he left you fricking moron
            the copium is real.
            >You seriously think an actor has agency over the writers
            he knew who was going to get hired for other parts so yes.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              he hoped he could steer the ship away from the shitstorm but he couldn't once the writers stopped giving a shit about the lore

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >casting pajeeta as yennefer is "steering the ship"

                the copium is real.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Correct he left. And the head writer or creator woman of that shit show accused henry caville of being overbearing about the obvious and politically motivated changes they were making.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's just like me <3

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        sorry for your hairline bro

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        sorry for your hands bro

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      White underachieving men like to like vicariously through him

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >homolust
      you're confusing your troony seethe, weirdo
      come on, post about his hands

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    lied about ben afflack
    lied about gal gadot
    lied about the rock
    lied about DCU line up
    lied about the flash
    lied about putting his wife in other movies
    lied about wanting to do superman
    lied about wanting to lead DC

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill James Gunn

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he'll be back for Crisis On Infinite Earths.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Some exec in suit is ruining DCU and WB
    Wow, never saw that one before.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Historical adventure dramas. Stuff like last of the Mohicans. He'd be a spectacular frontiersman, explorer, or mercenary type character.
    Following that, vet the 40k script CAREFULLY, then promote the shit out of it. It's got the potential to be a big IP, but only if the perfect balance of source material loyalty and good storytelling is achieved.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bond. James Bond.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leather club.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    loved henry as superman but it's best he's not there anymore since gunn is gonna burn DC to the ground

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gunn is gonna burn DC to the ground

      You can't do that twice

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man from UNCLE 2

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same as every actor: the Pattinson route
    >find barely known auteurs making cool films
    >befriend them and star in their films for barely any money
    >cultivate a filmography of low-budget kino that supports actual filmmaking
    >use that time to hone your acting abilities and pick roles that stretch your boundaries and showcase your range
    Shame that like 99% of actors are too pussy to do this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yea but pattinson had the cash in bank from twilight to afford doing low budget stuff
      i dont think cavill has had a solid long paying gig like that to accumulate capital to take a break from mainstream roles

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If Cavill didn't make enough from Superman and the Witcher to retire indefinitely if he chooses, then he has no one to blame but himself

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ok, here me out Henry: BOLLYWOOD

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You could say the same thing about every person who once played Sumerman though. Gotta end sometime.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont get it are they protesting in favor of being put in concentration camps? thats seems weird

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    establish his leading man presence again
    get him main or atleast co-star roles in films like prestigious action films mission impossible, action AND drama with gladiator, and maybe a romantic film why not

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are people so deadset on trying to make henry caville look bad by saying he was fired. I dont see anyone talk about it anywhere besides here. Is it just because he's a white male? lol.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he WAS fired, but not for a bad reason, in fact him being fired casts more vitriol towards Netflix's shit production

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    make a movie where he saves the white race and replaces all women with robots. It is a happy ending where an All-male human race colonizes the stars.

    Call the movie "King of Men"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this would make enough money to balance the budget

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This would make bank from the sheer butthurt it would generate. Ot would become so infamous people would make a cult hit out of it.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    James Gunn only hires talentless ugly fricks, so not being hired by his moronic ass is a compliment.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If there is a second season of the one piece live action then encourage him to audition for the role of crocodile.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Work aggressively to get him as the lead in a live action Incredibles remake.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s sort of sad what has happened to him. His career is now adapting Warhammer. Brutal descension.

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