FPBP >Rian Johnson trilogy still hasn't started filming 7 years later >Taiki Watiti movies quietly cancelled >Ackolyte keeps getting postponed eternally >Kenobi S2 cancelled >Bobba S2 cancelled >Solo sequels cancelled >Lando movie cancelled >Weiss & Benioff trilogy cancelled >Kevin Feige movie cancelled
Rey was also supposed to get new movies too years ago, yet they never seem to materialize. This shit will get cancelled too, most likely. The current TV&film department of Star Wars is just a zombie.
>hey this guy made a hit movie let's hire him >oh no his next movie underperformed, fire him >hey people like this thing we should make as much of it as we possibly can >oh no the 57 spinoffs were too much shut it all down
Fricking reactionary hysteria. Might as well be Warner Bros.
Seriously, with the numerous flops and underperformers Disney's had as of late, with Elemental, Lightyear, Dial of Destiny, Jungle Cruise, Strange World, Turning Red, Mulan, etc... Disney also knows the bad reputation the sequels have among fans, since Rian Johnson's trilogy has been banished to the ninth circle of development hell where it belongs. They also know, with the disaster of Chaos Walking, that Daisy Ridley is box office poison. They'll stall production until Kennedy finally leaves.
>do a thing >it doesn't really work >leaves you worse off than when you started >decide to do it again because it's literally the only idea you're capable of having
New Rey movie idea. She's captured by Night Mother Merrin and her group of Nightsister Daughters and then tickle tortured for 2 straight hours until the movie ends.
I like Rey, she's cute and it's not her fault they made her a Mary Sue and the story is absolute dog shit. Rey herself is a fine girl-luke who should have a nice white boyfriend who is the main character.
I hate the sequels and ray as a character so much that I have actually lost all ability to look at her objectively at all. Seeing her face just pisses me off because of the association, which is sad because I'm sure she's actually very nice
A lot of people seem to feel similarly about Star Wars now. Even things that shouldn't really make anyone mad still have that effect because it's connected to the sequels. Gets annoying, honestly. I can't have a SW vidya thread on Cinemaphile anymore without schizos ranting about Kathleen Kennedy even when the game is decades old.
The second movie of the new trilogy absolutely murdered it. I've never seen the public turn against a huge popular brand so quickly before. Star Wars always seemed to have that air of untouchability on social media before that, but once everyone started making fun of superman Leia and the green milk titty monster then the floodgates opened. Then Solo flopped hard when it wasn't even the movie's fault, people just refused to go see any Star Wars because the second trilogy movie demoralized them. When the third trilogy movie came out, dunking on the terrible writing was already a widespread pasttime even for normalgays.
It was this. I remember thinking in the theater as Leia was floating through space, "If she moves or is alive, this series is dead to me." And the moment her finger twitched, I stopped caring about Star Wars all together. Luke becoming one with the force at the end caused a guy in front of my to throw his hands up in the air in exasperation. There was no clapping in the theater at the end, and this was at a packed showing opening night in Los Angeles.
It had the misfortune of being a niche in the first place, being caught up in culture war bollocks that discouraged normal cinema goers, and being part of a dying medium, the final nail in whose coffin was driven by the "I will return to theater and watch ant man movie" memes
It was a thing in 1977 and maybe 1999 and 2015, but in mainstream culture it's a nerdy thing you scoff at other people for watching, and its box office numbers are grossly inflated by morons who watch the same movie two dozen times.
I have no clue what you're talking about. I was born in 1987 and from Europe and people raved about Star Wars. It was a cultural phenomenon for a long time with a lot of presence. The prequels less so, but they had a lot of presence too. This idea of Star Wars being "niche" is nonsense.
This makes no sense. The sequels have destroyed interest in Star Wars, and now they are just tripling down on making more movies in this universe that no one wants to be a part of?
This movie will never see the light of day.
I'm thinking the same thing. Production hell.
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>Rian Johnson trilogy still hasn't started filming 7 years later
>Taiki Watiti movies quietly cancelled
>Ackolyte keeps getting postponed eternally
>Kenobi S2 cancelled
>Bobba S2 cancelled
>Solo sequels cancelled
>Lando movie cancelled
>Weiss & Benioff trilogy cancelled
>Kevin Feige movie cancelled
Rey was also supposed to get new movies too years ago, yet they never seem to materialize. This shit will get cancelled too, most likely. The current TV&film department of Star Wars is just a zombie.
>hey this guy made a hit movie let's hire him
>oh no his next movie underperformed, fire him
>hey people like this thing we should make as much of it as we possibly can
>oh no the 57 spinoffs were too much shut it all down
Fricking reactionary hysteria. Might as well be Warner Bros.
S2 cancelled
Boo I was looking forward to watching that and not paying for it
Rogue Squadron movie cancelled. Star Wars Hotel bulldozed.
The rumors of endless reshoots and rewrites will be glorious
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Seriously, with the numerous flops and underperformers Disney's had as of late, with Elemental, Lightyear, Dial of Destiny, Jungle Cruise, Strange World, Turning Red, Mulan, etc... Disney also knows the bad reputation the sequels have among fans, since Rian Johnson's trilogy has been banished to the ninth circle of development hell where it belongs. They also know, with the disaster of Chaos Walking, that Daisy Ridley is box office poison. They'll stall production until Kennedy finally leaves.
You spelt "destroy" wrong.
Surely people will start liking her if she stars in a fourth Star Wars movie!
They'll cancel it after Indy 5 ends it bo run
i boipussed the need to have a good reputation for entertainment.
Yea, this time it will be totally different. The first 3 movies were just test runs, ironing out the kinks.
>do a thing
>it doesn't really work
>leaves you worse off than when you started
>decide to do it again because it's literally the only idea you're capable of having
This is what happens when women are in charge
Didn't she already have 3 movies?
>this star wars movie will save them!
that yidsney wars movie will never even come out
Shan't be watching.
New Rey movie idea. She's captured by Night Mother Merrin and her group of Nightsister Daughters and then tickle tortured for 2 straight hours until the movie ends.
tickle, penetration, tickle, full penetration, tickle. and this goes on and on and back and forth for 2 or so hours until the movie just sort of ends
easily grosses 1 billion dollars in theaters, no question.
It could have saved the franchise.
I like Rey, she's cute and it's not her fault they made her a Mary Sue and the story is absolute dog shit. Rey herself is a fine girl-luke who should have a nice white boyfriend who is the main character.
at this point i would rather see daisy in the spider-man franchise
I hate the sequels and ray as a character so much that I have actually lost all ability to look at her objectively at all. Seeing her face just pisses me off because of the association, which is sad because I'm sure she's actually very nice
A lot of people seem to feel similarly about Star Wars now. Even things that shouldn't really make anyone mad still have that effect because it's connected to the sequels. Gets annoying, honestly. I can't have a SW vidya thread on Cinemaphile anymore without schizos ranting about Kathleen Kennedy even when the game is decades old.
I think Daisy is beautiful and sexy
Daisy is cute but her character was obnoxious.
If they put Darth Maul, who knows?
I don't hear anyone talk about Star Wars anymore. This thing used to be a cultural powerhouse. Disney fricked up.
That's the weirdest thing. How something can go from such ever-presence to absolute apathy an irrelevance so quickly.
The second movie of the new trilogy absolutely murdered it. I've never seen the public turn against a huge popular brand so quickly before. Star Wars always seemed to have that air of untouchability on social media before that, but once everyone started making fun of superman Leia and the green milk titty monster then the floodgates opened. Then Solo flopped hard when it wasn't even the movie's fault, people just refused to go see any Star Wars because the second trilogy movie demoralized them. When the third trilogy movie came out, dunking on the terrible writing was already a widespread pasttime even for normalgays.
It was this. I remember thinking in the theater as Leia was floating through space, "If she moves or is alive, this series is dead to me." And the moment her finger twitched, I stopped caring about Star Wars all together. Luke becoming one with the force at the end caused a guy in front of my to throw his hands up in the air in exasperation. There was no clapping in the theater at the end, and this was at a packed showing opening night in Los Angeles.
It had the misfortune of being a niche in the first place, being caught up in culture war bollocks that discouraged normal cinema goers, and being part of a dying medium, the final nail in whose coffin was driven by the "I will return to theater and watch ant man movie" memes
>It had the misfortune of being a niche in the first place
What? Star Wars? Niche?
Ignore the Zoomers. They probably think that, back then, Michael Jackson was "just a famous singer."
It was a thing in 1977 and maybe 1999 and 2015, but in mainstream culture it's a nerdy thing you scoff at other people for watching, and its box office numbers are grossly inflated by morons who watch the same movie two dozen times.
I have no clue what you're talking about. I was born in 1987 and from Europe and people raved about Star Wars. It was a cultural phenomenon for a long time with a lot of presence. The prequels less so, but they had a lot of presence too. This idea of Star Wars being "niche" is nonsense.
This makes no sense. The sequels have destroyed interest in Star Wars, and now they are just tripling down on making more movies in this universe that no one wants to be a part of?
Flop
It will have 250 million total budget and earn maybe 400 million total
Yellow light saber is the kinoest