Her performance tainted the movie

Her performance tainted the movie

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah. But I tainted my bedsheets to her performance.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn't they have hired a natural brunette who could actually act? She wasn't even that hot.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The actress that played Janey was lovelier. Both bad actresses.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like her to perform on my taint if you catch my meaning

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only good cast is the Comedian, and he basically starts dead

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The actress that played Janey was lovelier. Both bad actresses.

      counterargument.
      >I was a hero goddamnit!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        God damn if Carla wasn't the absolute pitch perfect cast for SS1

      • 10 months ago
        Nostalgia n_ggers are cringe.

        She looks like that porn prostitute "Penny Barber"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >watching "Watchmen" at the movies
        >Comedian and Silk Spectre flashback
        >audience laughs at Comedian's insistence on sex
        >Silk Spectre gets clobbered
        >laughter stops

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >we pissin our pants yet?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >watching “Watchmen” at the movies”
          >Comedian and Silk Spectre flashback
          >audience is dead quiet during Comedian’s insistence on sex
          >Silk Spectre gets clobbered
          >audience erupts into laughter
          I turned 360 degrees and walked out

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was this really rape? She made it obvious she was interested but played hard to get and probably would have done it right there and then but inevitable would have surrendered to his advances. She even looks back on it fondly. I feel like would be so many examples like that in history where a woman unconsciously expects the man to just take what they want from them but nowadays you will get locked up for it, and then they would get married or something.

          Or am I completely off base here.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the 50 year old boomer who was supposed to be 16 in most of his flashbacks scenes was a good cast

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      None of them were really well cast if they were going for comic-accurate except maybe Jackie Earle Haley. I think he could have played the comic version of Rorschach/Walter if the script followed the comic better and the director worked with him, but the rest were off by too much. The guy playing The Comedian was all wrong and wore a muscle suit.
      None of the actors aside from Haley tried all that hard, either because they were thinking it's some dumb superhero movie or because they had little to bounce off of or work with.

      [...]
      counterargument.
      >I was a hero goddamnit!

      God damn if Carla wasn't the absolute pitch perfect cast for SS1

      Her acting wasn't very good either.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Start a blog homosexual

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if the script followed the comic better
        With the exception of the ending, how much more comic-accurate was the movie supposed to be?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There wasn't all the commentary from the meta comic book series inside of a graphic novel series.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            There is in the extended cut.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hot take: Watchmen isn't that good, and the characters don't really talk to one another that much for how long it is. It's basically a story about archetypes and style over substance. Snyder's movie is honestly about as best they can do, other than maybe the DC animated version coming out that will probably be 1:1.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rorschach, Nite Owl, Comedian, and Manhattan were perfectly cast.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the on-the-nose gaygit soundtrack ruined the movie
    >show changing times
    >come gather round people starts playing
    this is why his daughter killed herself

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The opening montage was great. Pumping so much backstory (that has little impact on the plot) in a few pictures and starting the movie with a good tune was a good beginning.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's okay. In a way, one of the few scenes that was similar to the comic, partly because of the super slo-mo, because each shot captured so much information at once.

      • 10 months ago
        Nostalgia n_ggers are cringe.

        >Le montage
        I liked that context scene but didn't that come after the dramatic apartment murder of that anti captain America guy?
        (I haven't watched this mostly depressing schlock in years, won't again.)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snyder's music choices are always hilarious, like that zombie movie ending with The Cranberries' Zombie.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lounge against the Machine's version of Down with the Sickness starts playing

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sucker Punch is unbelievable with that shit ever song is so on the nose and cheesy not to mention overproduced shitty covers

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Making Malin Åkermann a brunette was just moronic. She is a great blonde.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need to taint every inch of her body with my cum

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Almost had kino casting. What could’ve been

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uncanny resemblance.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That dude's dick is just grotesque. Worst botched circumcision I've seen in my life

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its why you watch the ones where its caged, if there was ever a dick meant for that, its Natalie's.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          smartest post i've ever read, when god closes a door he opens a window

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didnt need to know that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      haha thats a troony
      somehow looks better than

      https://i.imgur.com/N5xwwYR.jpg

      Her performance tainted the movie

      wtf

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Despite being responsible for Manhattan leaving the earth and being the product of her mother's rape, another episode that influenced Ozy to execute his plan. She is completely oblivious to the plot

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, who would you cast as the silk spectre Cinemaphile?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      In 2009?

      Lynn Collins instead of her being in Wolverine Origins.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adrianne Palicki

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No no no.. Holy shit frick you and your ugly ass waifu with a giant fricking mole on her forehead

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her nude scenes were hot.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't remember her from the movie. Zero impact.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was fine, and hot, and she had camel toe, I approve

  15. 10 months ago
    Nostalgia n_ggers are cringe.

    It's her face, she's not ugly but the absurd amount of make up is confusing, her costume sucks ass, she's the earliest version of
    >Le epic gurrl boss kween! Look at her smash those evil white males!
    (Remember the outrageous prison scene)

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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